You mean this owl?

Who?

I hope Spike gets himself a real girlfriend, not that sexy, classy, squiggle-tailed pony Rarity.

That'd be cool.

>>29703588
The owl or Spike?

>>29703570
Ok, I have gainned a new respect for that episode
>>29703534
The blind bags are out in america? Oh shit that changes everything

>>29703542
shut up and blow him already

Some one have a crush on spike!

>During the period before his imprisonment, Discord was not above mating with the ponies and siring heirs.

>After his imprisonment, the bearers of his bloodline were sent to live with foster families, never told of their lineage, for fear that they would become as twisted and dangerous as he.

>After 1000 years and however many generation of interbreeding ponies, who is to say where the blood bearing the power of chaos would arise?

>>29703588
FUCK!!!!

>>29703605
I hope Spike gets himself a boyfriend

I'm sure he'll get his time to shine.

Twilight Sparkle gets a Kindle.
What is her reaction?

>>29703642
>Implying Basil isn't god-tier

>>29703622

>Elements of discordance

NOPE.

Anyway, here's the link to the Pinkie and Gummy quickfic. Be sure to let me know how bad it is.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Fj3nsk51_MRwHOWnu6s9rHUEgnf-WRebcD3y6FdWfKM/edit?hl=en_US

>>29703542
>Ah sure hope he gets a better episode than all that owl business

>>29703649
Without any batteries it's just a lump of plastic. She'd use it as a coaster.

>>29703673

Equestria might have batteries.

>Spike was originally Tirek's minion in G1

How would this affect Tirek coming back in G4?

>>29703649

>>29699318
> rape fueled fetishism won't last for the entire season

I dunno, I'm not planning to go anywhere...

I drew a crappy picture.

Spoilered because Discord(just in case anyone cares...)

>>29703682
I bet they also have 3G wireless to get books.

>>29703284
I never see the other half posted

Speaking of straight shipping...

>>29703692
>And Twilight never left the library again, forever glued to the Kindle.

>>29703697
Wow, twilight, you're fatter than Rainbow Dash.

>>29703699
They have the ponynets.

>>29703718
>blue on blue with blue and blue

Let's throw some orange in there for good measure.

>>29703720
Hey, she's going through a stressful time in her life. Lay off.

>>29703649
Is that cutie mark what I think it is?

>>29703745
She'll never work off that baby fat.

>>29703754
It appears to be Lauren Faust.

>>29703697
That not bad, actually.

> mfw s02 not even started but there is a lot of cool drawfags around already

>>29703745

I'm surprised they didn't show Rarity eating a tub of pony ice cream when she was flipping out in suited for success.

>>29703720
Bullshit, nobody is fatter then Rainbow Dash.
Even Little Strongheart is lean compared to her.

>>29703775
Thats... strange.

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU GOES TO TEXAS A&M?

Hey
What if
someone drew some
ANIMAL CROSSING X MLP ART

I WONDER WHO MIGHT LIKE DOING THAT

>>29703718
straight shipping you say?

>this ship has no followers

Faceless JR!!!!

How is Senior's request coming along?

>>29703791
LSH is hefty but it's all muscle.

Dash is a fat blob of pony chub.

>>29703797
Maybe glitter glue I think he likes animal crossing

>>29703802
Who the hell are they?

>>29703794
Oh god I need that image to post out in front of the 711

>>29703662

>And then they fuck

Hahahah, very good man, thank you.

>>29703794
Like I would be in Texas.

>>29703780
I only wonder how the content of these Discord drawings is going to change after we get to witness all of his wacky shenanigans.

I'm putting money on 'for the worse'. That seems to always be a safe direction to play.

>>29703802
That's because blind Scratch is retarded.
We all know she is mute.

>>29703794
Someone paid money to have that printed out...

that was a pretty neat interview. i didn't know ticket master was the really the first episode worked on. now i wonder if they did more with zecora and luna for season 2.

>>29703794
More like which one of us DOESN'T?

>>29703819
>>29703791

>>29703802
Is that Blind Vinyl/Ice (Cerulean Starlight)? Oh gosh. Well, you can count me as the second follower, anon.

>>29703794
I don't but I live near there
did you see the Twilight graffiti?

OTP.
Straight shipping is for chumps.

>>29703832
She's the Hellen Keller of ponies.

>>29703794

As a former student, I approve.

>>29703822
scratch and ziggy

>>29703797

idunnolol

>>29703830
Well, you never know, it could turn out decently.

>>29703827

Glad you liked it. I didn't know how to end it, so I asked the general. That was their answer, to be expected.

>>29703875
Who the fuck is Ziggy?

>>29703830
He's kinds just being used as general response images as it is and I don't see that changing. Well, that and Star Trek crossovers.

>>29703794
Get out!

>>29703828

FUCK YOU TEXAS IS THE BEST STATE. AND I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO IT IS.

>>29703804
Pretty good. Been busy as fuck the last few days, but I've managed to get 2 ponies completed. Out of 8.

I'm working on another one as we type. I'm still not sure about doing a background; while it would look nice, it'd take a while longer.

Btw, I found a fun style to draw the shit in. It kind of looks like it would belong in the show. It's creepy.

>>29703893
>Star Trek Pony Crossovers

This is such a good thing.

>>29703891

>>29703906
I'd bet they are a ponychanner.

>>29703906
>Texas
>Best state
Not fucking likely.

>>29703849

No, I haven't. Where is it?

>>29703906
>FUCK YOU TEXAS
Nice punctuation. You should leave it like that.

>>29703906
>televangelists
>obesity galore
>ignorant rednecks
>bible-thumping zealots
>best state

"Ooo! Ooo! What's this?" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, holding up a rock.

Twilight tipped back the brim of her pith helmet. "That's..." she squinted in the sun. "That's a rock, Pinkie Pie?"

"Aw, how do you know that?" Pinkie said. "Why, it could be the cornerstone of the Grand Altar of Ponyopolis! It could be an ancient missile from the siege of Dogmandu! It could be-"

"It COULD just be a rock, Pinkie Pie," Twilight said. "Now come on, the excavation site is this way."

"It could be the chipped snout of the Sneering Set! It could be the foundation of one of the great crystal deer cities! It could be a big boulder that some crazy archeologist threw off a cliff in frustration at his continued futile search for grant money, finding nothing in the desert as he plows relentlessly onward, having to deal with a plucky assistant and continually fighting off the advances of some lusty mare who-"

"Pinkie!" Twilight cried. The lavender unicorn was now some distance away. "Are you coming?"

"RIghteroonie!" Pinkie exclaimed, bouncing to join her friend.

>>29703878
Pessimism, dude. That's the best way to avoid being disappointed. Hell, I expect season 2 to bomb. I will be pleasantly surprised, of course.

>>29703891
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies

He's another one of those background ponies. He is also called Ice, Cerulean Starlight and, aptly, He of the Many Names.

>>29703939
You forgot
>Rick Perry

>>29703912
...It looks like the show...
>FacelessJr
Not enough bueno

>>29703912
>It's creepy.

Why wouldn't it be? It's a request from Faceless.

_his _exas A&M _alk has go_ me _hinking

le_ me know if any of you can _ell where I go from _his pos_

>>29703857
I would like to see porn of this...
Also, you got Spikes colors reversed.

>>29703945

It doesn't count as pessimism if you're planning on being pleasantly surprised.

>>29703906
Fuck you, Illinois up in this motherfucker!

>read the interview
>Zecora was supposed to be a mentor

Oh well.

>>29703969
Is your T key broken or something?

>>29703969
_I_S BIG S_ONKING _I_S HUGENORMOUS _I__IES

>>29703720
>>29703791
>>29703845
What? Did a new meme appear when I wasn't looking? Why is Rainbow Dash considered fat now?

West Coast is best coast.

>>29703819
not as fat as pinky, though

>>29704019
She's anorexic and sees herself as fat.

>Today I was in AP Government
>This kid next to me leans over to another guy and says "Hey, are you going to watch the season 2 premiere of MLP: Friendship is Magic?"
>The guy did not know of MLP and gave a typical reaction when informed of it.
>The whole time I was stifling laughter and putting like the bottom half of my face in my shirt.
>MLP fan leans over and says, "Hey, are you a brony?".
>"No. don't say that word." is my reaction.
>Keeps asking, says he knows I'm lying.
>I finally crack, and say OK, I am, in a very George Costanza-ish way.
>He invites me to his house to watch the season 2 premiere.
>I have SPD and don't want to go. What do I doooooo?

>>29704020
Maybe if you're a faggot.
East Coast is much better.

>>29703995
Shes funnier as the token 'Thing that terrifies a racist little town' Zebra

Jetfire motivate me
I am tiiiired

>>29704024
are you streaming again anytime soon?

>>29704047
Bullshit, your ocean is on the wrong side.

The episode "Dragonshy" is actually kind of Lovecraftian. The Dragon is this huge, kind of mysterious character that's just going about his business, taking a nap in the mountain, but it turns out his simple snoring is about to plunge Equestria into disastrous climate change (the smoke filling the sky).

>>29703980
No, you see, by forcing myself to think that my pessimism won't actually be true, I am being pessimistic about my pessimism? I am being pessi-meta-istic. The point is my expectations for Season 2 is quite low, just like everything else in my life.

As long as the show doesn't literally start with any ship tease of any kind, I'll be okay.

>>29704041
Get over yourself, guy.
Go to that nigga's house.

>>29704024
First, the "shake your bon bon" pic, now this.

I don't have enough insulin for all this diabetes attacks.

>>29704047

>east
>better

East doesn't even rhyme with best. What does that tell you.

>>29704041
...You have Spinning Pile Driver?

>>29704041
Go and have crazy season 2 sex with him.
All the cool kids are doing it.

>>29704041
>SPD

Symphysis pubis dysfunction?

Tell him that you don't hang with ponychanners.

>>29704047
>>29704020

MAYBE THE BEST AFTER TEXAS.

>>29704064
tomorrow

>>29703959
Well, granted... but like, the fact that I imagined how shit would look in the show and then when I look at it I'm all like, 'yeah, this doesn't look weird at all'.

It's fucking with me, man.

And not in a good way.

>>29704041
>SPD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphysis_pubis_dysfunction

I feel bad for you when you go into labor.

>>29704092
Schizoid Personality Disorder.

>>29704047
>swarms of insects
>ridiculous humidity
>triple-digit weather in the summer
>better

Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.

>>29704047
Representan'

>>29704041
I don't have SPD, and I wouldn't want to go.

>>29704083
But East is Beast.

>>29704072
Sun rises in the East for a reason, bitch.
West coast is forever in the shadow.

>People living where I don't live!

The fuck is wrong with all of you?

>>29704041
I wish there were people in my school that liked MLP.

>>29704041
>Couldn't keep a poker face.

Dude, this is your punishment.

What's forcing you to go anyways?

>Mfw coast war

>>29704166
He sits next to me.
If I turn him down, things would be awkward for the rest of the year.

west coast of the east coast is the best
we got all the best beaches

>>29703944
I really like the idea of eventually seeing some pony archaeology in the show. It would be great for world- building.

>>29704181

Then just suck it up and go. Bite your tongue and endure it, then when it's over, it'll be OVER.

>>29704181
so sit somewhere else who gives a fuck

>>29704159
The space I occupy is superior to yours, and you will never exist there. Deal w/ it.

I live in Michigan because I'm not a massive faggot like all of you guys.
I indicate places in it by using my hand as a map.

>>29704192
And all the best bitches!
Aww yeah

>>29704181
Things will be awkward anyway,
YFW he tries to get you to sing Winter Wrap Up with him.

>>29704041
He used the word 'brony' and is clearly a try-hard. Stay the fuck away.

>>29704181
could be chance to make a new friend if he turns out to be cool.
He seems to really want to hang out with anybody to watch the show with

>>29704181
If you really had Schizoid Personality Disorder you wouldn't give a damn.

Just suck it up and make a decision.

>>29704041

>AP
High schooler detected

>>29703906
>mfw a pony tripfaggot goes to the same university as me.

No, do not seek him out, you will just be depressed.

>>29703944
I think this is pretty in-character. What's it supposed to be a part of?

>>29704225
yeeeeeeeeeeah

>>29704181
Dude, go to his house, watch the premiere with him. Enjoy ponies, talk about ponies, then go home and tell us about what you talked about.

Not that big of a deal, bro. Be happy you got MLP fans/buddies within 100 square miles of you.

>>29704192
>west coast of the east coast
The gulf region?

>>29704181
Just go. If he bugs you too much during it, just keep your distance later.

>>29704150
>>29704134
>>29704083

FUCK THE COASTS. EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN TEXAS.

>east/west bullshit

Velvet said her and Calamity didn't start considering being a couple until Pip suggested it down in that stable, was that before or after Velvet tried to pull that shit in the MoM tower?

>>29704303
I'm only interested in Austin.

>>29704209
He can't, because then "creepy friend" will look to Anon as a friend with which to constantly share pony. The only way out is to say that "Look, remember in Party of One where PP was trying to have back-to-back parties, even when her friends didn't want to go? That's what you're acting like right now"

>>29704303
>EVERYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO PRETEND DOESN'T EXIST IS IN TEXAS.

Fixed that for you.

>Drinkan.
>Get to listanin to pony music.
>Rockan.
>Likan.
>Clickin likan buttan
le Next morning.
>Facebook
>Liked 50+ pony songs.
>Brother laughing ass off.

>Hear Season 2 starts tomorrow
>Go read what the episode is about
>AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS
God dammit are episodes 1 and 2 always going to suck?

>>29704307

After. Btw where is the new chapter?!

>>29704303
Even another coast!

>>29704303

>everything you need

I don't need wildfires, thanks for the offer though.

>>29704272
correct!
you get one art request if I'm not lazy enough to do it!!

>>29704181
Covertly learn who his favorite pony is, then say that she's the one character in the show you can't stand.

>>29704303
Texas has scorpions, I hate Florida, but atleast we don't have scorpions.

>>29704266
>Be happy you got MLP fans/buddies within 100 square miles of you.
By my count, I think there's at least 5 or 6 other people on my project at work that enjoy the show. Am I taking them for granted?

>>29704238
My money grubbing, in league with the pharmaceutical company therapist diagnosed me with it. I don't really believe I have problems, but hey, he says so. I was made to take antidepressants, for some reason, and I guess that kind of pushes the SPD back. I should take half a jar and go to his house. Hijinks will ensue.

>>29704181

Ask him if he's read Cupcakes yet.

Tell him it's adorable and he should totally read it.

>>29704253

Tripfag? No, I have always posted as anonymous. What year are you? Are you in the Corps?

I never realized how bad you guys were until I read the tailing end of this thread since it's still RIGHT AT THE TOP of the front page.

MLPG - Geography wars and making friends

I feel sorry for /co/ when you creeps get on your "I want to marry twilight sparkle and suck her dick" thing.

>>29704368
You just have alligators
And old people

>>29704316
I don't know.
I think it might be alright for both of them to find another person with like interests. But that's just how I am

>>29704370

I was thinking about trying to get my sister into it, she leaned over while I was digging through my pony folder to post a reaction image and asked "what was that? it was cute!"

>>29704370
If my friends watched it I would go watch it with them. So yes.

>>29704390

Yes, we know, we're all horrible people.

We've established that.

>>29704258
Nothing in particular, just a scene I wrote in my ongoing quest to get a handle on writing Pinkie Pie.

>>29704368
Another Florida pony friend!
We should get together and suck each others dicks while blasting pony music and sticking pony dolls up our asses. While covered in tabasco sauce.
Then we could go get ice cream!

>>29704381
No, not you, different uni. I was just advising you to ignore it. You don't want to meet anyone here.

>>29704368
>hate Florida
how is that even a thing that is possible?
is the weather too nice?

>>29704390

But she is a girl! Girls dont have dicks.

>>29704373
Do it man. Come back and tell us about it.

>>29704390
i wwould suck rars dick

i wwould suck it like a fuckin vvacuum cleaner

>>29704434
>not sure if trolling

>>29704405
>Having the opportunity to get your sister involved in MLP
>Having a sister at all
I am so fucking marmalade.

>>29704465
Be careful, she might not like the competition.

>>29704370
Yeah, shit. If that kid in the classroom seems a little fucky, just hang with some of the other guys that like it.

I mean, at least they have jobs. Pony fans with no jobs are dangerous, man. Those guys are fucked up in the head.

>All of Ponychan

>>29704396
Also Disney World, Beaches, and the Everglades, which are actually pretty rocking.

>>29704479
I have three younger sisters, it's not all it's cracked up to be.

guys guys help
I am addicted to shipping and it had ruined me. I even like this picture because it had shipping in it.

What do

>>29704332
shouldn't be as bad as the pilot eps, but I always found the elements of harmony bullshit annoying.

>>29704479
>Have a sister
>She's hyped about Saturday

>>29704181
>They always sit in the same places!
Lol

>>29704479
As am I

>tommorow we get to see the eleven trillion drawing JJ did in the stream.

>>29704479
My eleven year old brother watches ponies with me.
Shit's so cash.

>>29704439
Nice? You consider 90 degrees half the year with bullshit humidity nice? I do not enjoy walking and having to cut my way through the air.

>>29704434
....

Could we skip straight to the ice cream?

>>29704479

Shes 17, not too new to the internet, but there are just some things I would rather not expose her to.

>>29704499
Buff Twilight is my fetish.

I live in Texas and these fires fucking suck, I know actual horsefuckers and they don't want to watch the show wtf, but overall Texas aint too bad

>>29704436
>Don't want to meet anyone here.
But I am a fun individual!
We can weave baskets and talk about times we almost got killed by stuff!
And then we can go in the forest with the knives and play tag!

>>29704479
My sister is excited for the episode, but refuses to get up that early.

>>29704405
>Have a sister who likes MLP
>She sings the theme song at least once day
>Accuses me of having a crush on rarity

Don't do it.

>>29704531

Expose her to the show not no this shithole.

>>29704373
Eh, give it a shot. Who knows, you may actually become friends. Worst case scenario he's some kind of psycho pervert who chloroforms you and you wake up naked in his basement with a cute mark tattooed on your ass and your hair died.

>>29704509
>>29704479
>Have a brother

>>29704475
Why would I be trolling?
All I am saying is we should meet up and do things we both enjoy.

>>29704490
Disney world is shit, Busch Gardens is much better.

>>29704479

I have two.

One is 9. The other is 7.

>>29704436

I was just curious. Texas A&M is the last place I'd expect someone to do this. After all, it's the most conservative school in the country. I'd expect this to happen in Austin, not College Station. Still, it made my day.

>>29704554
To be fair, You probably do have a crush on rarity.

>>29704499
feed your addiction

>>29704436
You're right, I wouldn't want to meet me either. It would ruin the air of mystery and anonymity.

>>29704563

You think that is bad?

>Have two brothers.

>>29704335
Man, I don't know man. I'm hoping to catch up before it comes out though

To be honest if there were anyone on the internet I wouldn't mind meeting, it would be a few of you guys. I'd imagine we'd just get drunk and play video games or watch a few eps then maybe 2 of us would suck each other off in the next room while everyone else argued about which kind of pizza dip to get

>>29704368

Yes, yes we do actually. I actually had TWO of the little bastards get on me at medical facility of all places. TWO AT THE SAME TIME.

>>29704554
>Accuses me of having a crush on rarity

>>29704565
brb, driving down to Florida.
I fucking love icecream

>>29704303

I hear Texas is the most patriotic state in Amhurrickkurrrrrr. Full of rednecks and George Bush cults I hear.

>>29704522
Fellow Florida-fag here. You speak the truth.

>>29704556

That's all I would expose her to. But she's into facebook and tumblr and shit and she'll find all these weird RPers and furries and it will scar her I just know it.

>>29704554
>sister gets on my case for liking ponies
>jelly of my toys

>>29704579
Twilight looks cute and hot in that dress

>>29704566
Fuck Disney World.
No, fuck Florida.
When lightning hits close enough for me to SEE the bolt and not HEAR the thunder.
That shit is too fucking close.

>>29704592
You too?

I don't even care. I'm gonna keep posting it until a drawfriend responds. How does my style look? I like to think I'm improving

I never had a brother. Only two sisters.

We annoyed the heck out of each other.

>>29704592

Using the past 3 weeks as reference, new chapter will be out tomorrow or saturday.

>>29704620

Don't you start waifufagging again.

>>29704609
rose record yourself mock eating an icecream cone and spilling it on your shirt on vocaroo please.
please rose give me a reason to live, I want to hear you whisper sweet nothings to me

>>29704566
Maybe if you can't appreciate things such as theming, immersivness, and the magic that is a Dole Whip float.

My country has Pony toys now

http://www.mcdonalds.com.uy/#/NPC%253AKidsNew%2523Landing

>>29704541
My nigga!

Where do you live? Not that I would actually travel to your house and scrape my bowie knife up and down the windows until I saw movement in the house or anything... I'm just a little curious where you might be located.

Straight Shipping?
Okay.

>>29704577
If by "have a crush on" you mean "want to crush", then yes.

>>29704618
>Tumblr.
I know a few you can show her...

>>29704618

You should do it anyway.

>>29704636
>implying Twilight is my waifu

>>29704560
I would already be sedated, he could probably just do those things without chloroforming me.

>>29704620
well, I got more twilight shipping, what do you want?

>>29704566
You are insanely deluded.

>>29704660

>>29704563

>not converting your brother to a pony fan

You are small time.

>Have younger brother
>Be asshole, look through his shit
>Find poorly drawn Rainbow Dash, colored in with crayon
>For-(Brothers name)

So not only does he like MLP, but he has friends who like it. Fucking middle schoolers, always obsessed with Rainbow Dash.

>>29704647

And they are shit! I want the other toys...

>>29704622
>he's scared of lightning

>>29704629
>Snips as Moist

I like this.

But lined paper is bad. Get some lineless copy paper. And do more shapes.

>>29704676
this

>>29704652
I thought you didn't like GildaMac, Pacce

>>29704711

what he said
we've been shipping all damn day

>>29704642
oh dad, what did I tell you about using the computer at night
please go back to bed

Which pony is the poniest?

>>29704704
That's actually one of the things I miss from Florida.

>only child
>doesn't know anyone in the area who would even marginally express interest in ponies explicitly
>look at brony meetups and thinks it's not so bad after all

>>29704679
Not that guy but I agree. Disney is great if you're a kid, but if you want to just go on rides Busch Gardens is way better

>>29704676
Twilight/Big Macintosh.
I NEED IT. Ships That Pass in the Night, Three Notes and Communication, few pictures in Ponibooru is not enough...

Alternatively, Twilight/Caramel.

>>29704710
It's a doodle from my Psychology notes. Not a serious drawing. I just want to know how my skills are coming along.

>>29704652

It is always ok.

>>29704181

He'll kill you.

Rape you.

And keep parts of you in his fridge for later consumption.

And rape you some more.

But hey, go ahead and go to his house if you don't want to feel "awkward".

>>29704609
I look forward to it.
I also have Texas Pete, if that is more your style.

Twilight is my waifu

>>29704725

>Dad

The fuck?

>>29704405
> sis sees my pony folder
> try to get her into MLP
> fail, now she teases me about it
It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't six years younger than me.

>>29704696
that feel when america's youth wants to fuck cartoon ponies

>>29704704
I am not scared of lightning.
Just God's aim sometimes.

>>29704711
>>29704718
Haven' you guys heard of the game, ship until you're sick?

>>29704697
I'll take what I can get

>>29704755

ohboyherewego.jpg

>>29704735
Yeah, I like those stories too. You have this one? Shit, I bet you already do

>>29704765
Thats exactly what I thought when I found it. As a matter of fact, im going to go see if its still there right now.
I also wonder, has he found my stash of poorly drawn ponies as well?

>>29704735
enjoy

>>29704757
people apparently like to joke about him and locks.

that, and I'm no good about responding to those posts without this sort of humor. (ok, this is getting silly now, I'm sorry)

>>29704733
I went to Disney World in February and had a blast. Didn't even really care about most rides (although I got Fast Passes for shit like Space Mountain; helped being with an older relative that didn't want to ride anything so I could use her card too).

I just love the shit out of Epcot for some reason. Everyone else loves The Magic Kingdom.

>That feel when your sister draws pictures of you giving roses to celestia

Not sure if roses, the bloody hearts of the innocent, or poorly drawn dynamite actually

>>29704560
Be sure to take pics.

>Completely forgot to actually check the time when ponies would be on
>Already set alarm for Saturday at like, 4:30 AM just to be sure
>Check TV guide
>8 AM

DELICIOUS WISCONSIN.

>>29704808
you should save the larger version
>>29704791

>>29704761

She's not exactly the most secretive person either, she'll just nonchalantly tell people she watches ponies with me if I were to get her into it.

>>29704809

Actually is funny because i was in that stream.

>>29704806
Can you post it on here quick?

>>29704714
I don't think it's a logical ship (LOGIC IN SHIPPING LOLOLOLOLOL) but I've... cooled off on the whole "Gilda is absolutely and totally gay for Rainbow Dash" thing.

It's cute in its way.
Also I don't have a lot of stuff with doods and girls.

>>29704768
Applejack always seems to have an eye on Spike in the show for some reason. Why is that?

>>29704733

As someone who's lived in Florida for 18 years, I can affirm that Six Flags Over Texas has the best rides.

>>29704813
Busch Gardens not only has the superior rides, but the shows are better and it is essentially a badass zoo.

>>29704648
Like I do anything near those murder portals.
Washington

>>29704845
I have no scaner....
However, I can take a picture of it.

Hey, gentlemen and ladies of various ages, weight, height and race. Let's make a very specific claim about the best ponies.

TWILIGHT BEST READING WHILE SITTING ON ALL FOUR HOOVES PONY Y/N

I'm really glad I was by myself right now. I think I would have stabbed anyone near me in nerdrage after seeing this.

>Well, really, it's my fault for giving /r/mylittlepony a chance.

>>29704266
He made me fistbump him.
I was vexed.

>>29704847

Would you like to have a lot of stuff with doods and girls?

>>29704870
POST IT WE WANT TO SEE IT

>>29704864
and free beer

>>29704816
at least it isn't luna

my best friend has a lunar republic wallpaper

Don't mind me just being the best ship.

>>29704735
ah fuck, don't have much Bigmac/Twi, so here's Caramel/Twi

>>29704813
Epcot is the bomb digetty.
Pic related: My face while watching Captain EO.
So gloriously 80s!

>>29704870
>Using a webcam.
You better have nice fingers and well maintained nails like Juice.

There are way to many other Floridians in this thread and it frightens me

>>29704876
>M. Night Shymalan

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29704894
>Filename
>Nails
wat

>>29704894

Slip a cyanide capsule into his food. You'll be doing him a favor.

>>29704864
I just went there this summer. It was fun, but my sister and I kept getting lost. It wasn't an easy place to navigate.

Or we're both retarded. That's also viable.

>>29704303

>>29704901

You're crazy.

>>29704869
Bestiality State

>>29704857
I've noticed that as well. I think she just treats him like a little brother due to her family-oriented nature.

>>29704789
What does it say about me when I seriously thought that was Snails from the thumbnail. I mean, she looked rather small and her face is quite boyish...

Hmm...

>>29704894
Did you murder said former best friend?

>>29704857
She probably remembers how Mac was at that age since they grew up together.

What is the worst, dumbest, most horrible piece of fanon

>>29704869
Damn, that's a ways out there. You're further away from me than potatoes are.
Ohio here.

>>29704933
Railgunner draws Snails like a deformed elf.

>>29704625
yeah, but I'm on chapter thirty-six. How far are you?

>>29704876
>M. Night Shyamalan writing a FiM episode.

ahahaha, i lost it.

>>29704928
>>29704942
Well, in any event, it's pretty cute.

They should expand on it a little.

>>29704952

"Derpy Hooves"

not the character. the name.

Michigan and Colorado are the best states.

>>29704883
No.
I have NOT cooled down on the whole "Rainbow Dash's tongue and vagina have 'girls only' tattooed on them" thing.
.
Though Spitfire and Soaren are always cute.

>>29704864
Man, Busch Gardens is nearly six flags tier.
Besides the zoo stuff, it has a couple of good coasters, and a few mediocre water rides.
Miami Metro is a much better zoo, and Epcot is a better place to go drinking.
Because fucking seriously, Budweiser is shit tier beer.

>>29704912
Dude...

A HUGE percentage of 4Chan's entire user base is in Florida.

Florida is pretty fuckin big

>>29704952
Cloydes.

>>29704925
You should SEE how many houses with big ass backyards with horses I drive by to work.
All dem horses man.

>>29704952
Everything surrounding Luna, NMM, derpy and Rarity's genitalia

>>29704876
>All of those writers
It's all over. MLP wins television. Cancel every show on every network. Friendship is Magic perfected the medium and everything else is a waste.

>>29704969
i hate stuff like that too. like alicorns. what a shitty name.

>>29704922
what if there was an episode about this?
some other dudes, maybe another family tries to sell apples in Ponyville, and adds competitiveness to the market, ending Sweet Apple Acres monopoply
what if the newcomers do better sales?

>>29704967

I've always said that AJ and Spike have the best character interaction in the show. It's just so awesome, every time. It's perfect, and I can't wait for more of it.

>>29704952
Hm let me thi-
Killer Pinkie.

>>29704969

You shut your whore mouth.

>>29704989
>A HUGE percentage of 4Chan's entire user base is in Florida.

I don't think so, Tim.

>>29704998
You did see the part where it said "Stephanie Meyer", right? The Twilight broad?

Right, I'm just getting into this show and I'm wondering. What the hell is cupcakes?

>>29704983
Oh Pacce, you'll cool down eventually. Here have a thing you probably already have.

>>29704952
why I saved this I'll never know

>>29704983

Spitfire and Soarin don't have nearly enough shipping art.

>>29704872
yes

>>29704952
THIS:
>>29705011
>>29705011
>>29705011>>29705011
>>29705011
>>29705011>>29705011
>>>29705011

>>29704952

serial killer pinkie

>>29704922
I fucking lost it to Applebloom with the bat.

>>29704983
Where the hell do people come up with this?.... tattoos on their tongues and.. that say... what the fuck?

>>29704991

This a million times this. I am so glad it died.

>>29704887
Here. I dont know what to think.

>>29704952
mute scratch
retarded/sorandumb derpy
emo luna
cupcakes pinkie
gay rainbow dash

>>29704912
im in georgia :D
mother fuck its hot

Finally finished this, I made a tumblr to post all my sketches/requests.

http://flak-pony.tumblr.com/

>>29705082
At least the weather's starting to cool down
but my car still feels like an damned oven at the end of the day

>>29705011

What he said.

>>29705011
HOLY FUCK, THIS. THIS SO MUCH.

>>29705074
Its cute

>>29705080
>mute scratch
Why does no one ever say why

>>29705035
In the writing sessions, Lauren Faust slapped her upside the head whenever she suggested something terrible. The concussions built character.

>>29705082
It's cold up here in the NW.

Well cold-ish.

>>29705074
that's not that bad looking

Mute Scratch, trap/whore Rarity, sterile dash, psycho pinkie and applecest are a few I can't stand.

Started another stream fifteen minutes ago.

The subject is Zecora displaying a Mandrake Root for the girls to see as they examine plant life in the Everfree forest.

http://www.livestream.com/anonymousaccount

>>29704952
Honestly even the pieces of fancanon that I hate have managed to amuse me somehow

>>29704952

I agree completely with Pacce's opinion here:
>>29705011

I mean, damn. I thought I'm in a horrible fandom when one of the canon HUMAN characters became a man-eating dragon that ate his love interest in an act of glorious vore. But actually making a happy character insanely psychotic? Damn.

Thankfully awesome music abounds in this fandom.

>>29704925

Yeah but, we know everyone on the internet ever has always looked for the holy grail of internets, and you know it'll probably be made somewhere here.

Petite woman getting impaled by horse cock.

I find it hilarious how the whole 'killer Pinkie' thing came up from some stupid kid who just craved attention.

After Sprinkles wrote that piece of shit and got famous, all he did was sit around on /co/ begging for attention, much like Pacce.

>>29704912

We should meet up.
I made myself a Rarity fursuit, and I'm working on a Spike one now.
I can teach you thousands of way to have fun in them...

>>29705109

We do and people said, Nope mute is cute.

>>29705074
Huh. That's actually not too bad.

Give your bro a pat on the back, then let him know that you know he watches ponies but don't let him know that you watch ponies.

>>29704952
gay Dash

>>29704952

Depressed Pinkie becoming a psychotic murderer.

>>29705167
his brother didn't draw it it was drawn for his brother

>>29705157

>>29705164
No you don't
I ask why and I never get any responses
Tell me why

>>29705167
Pat him on the back.
>Leaving that drawing stuck to it before he goes to school.

>>29705109

It was an idea for an episode that people liked so they decided that they would make it part of her character when they were making other art of her. That's all.

>>29704922
why have i not seen this before.

>>29704991
What's Cloydes? The closest thing that came to my mind is the Cyclops Blues, but I thought he was called Donny something?

"Killer Pinkie" isn't 100% awful. Askpinkamina is a pretty good blog.

>>29705074
> Better than what I can draw.
You made it sound a lot worse than it actually was.

>>29705170
Only gay Dash? What about everyone else being gay too?

>>29705206
the fork who was derpy's abusive ex-lover

>>29705206
A terrible early part of early Derpy fanon.

>>29705206
You don't want to know.

>>29705206

Derpy's ex-boyfriend and Dinky's father.

She's a fork.

>>29705206

Cloydes is derpy's boyfriend/husband.

>>29705074
It's...........nice
put it in his cereal bowl and let him "discover it in front of everyone

>>29705194
Those things on the bottom left look disgusting.

>>29705197

Why? You are going to said something about how awesome it is and nothing will change.

>>29705211
No. I'm positive it is 100% terrible.

>>29705109
Something about her expressing herself through her music or some horse shit.
Oh and she loves to tap things a lot.

>>29705211
agreed

>>29705167
I dont know if he knows that I do or not. He caught me watching The Hub once and asked
"Hey, why were you watching The Hub? Is it that new Aquabats show? "
"Uhhhh, no I was just flipping through the channels"
"But you just turned the TV on"
"..."

I dont really want to mention anything concerning ponies to him. Hes on 4chan all the time. Im actually slightly worried that he might see this thread.

>>29705206
As others have said, it's a piece of fanon that needs not be revived. It was that retarded.

>>29705234
Cloydes was a girl
>>29705245
When have I ever said anything like that? Ijust want to know why you hate it so much.

>>29705222
I know what you mean, I just said her because she gets it the worst.

did kloudmutt draw that celestia twilight pic request

>>29705199
Truly nefarious.

This has to be done. Anon, you're his bro; you're obligated to do this.

>>29705157
i made a Bigfoot suit, its pretty much a gorilla suit with crud stuck to it.
i rape hitchhikers on the highway to see who slows down

>>29705233

>Fork

You are kidding right? How a fork get her pregnant?

>>29705258
inb4 you find out he is a ponychanner.

>>29705211

The only part of that blog that actually made me laugh was when they first introduced Scootaloo.

Everything else has just been "haha look at all the grimdark!"

>>29705131

sterile Dash? What the fuck is that about? When did this happen? I never heard of this fanon.

>>29705225
>>29705229
>>29705230
>>29705233
>>29705262
Wait, what? I'm seriously behind in this fandom history stuff. I thought the 'fanon' was that Derpy was impregnated by Ponet, who left her for some reason.

>>29705290
SO RANDUMB DERP DERP DERP

DERPY: THE FANFIC
BY DERPY
(MLP/Eisenhower Administration crossover)

IN SPRINGTIME I MET A FORK.

HIS NAME: CLOYDES.

CLOYDES AND I WERE IN LOVE, BUT THEN I LEARNED THE TRUTH.

FORKS ARE ALL GIRLS.

DERPY ISN'T INTO GIRLS.

EXCEPT WHEN I AM.

THE NEXT DAY, HAVING TEA WITH THE YOGURT KING, I FOUND OUT A SECRET OF MYSELF:

INCHWORM.

>>29705280
Oh man this guys bro is going to have a fucking awesome time in school.
You should buy him a pony backpack too.

>>29705290
They need to do way instainless steel.

>>29705211
The art is good because it's CT.
The joke is beyond dull to me.
>>29705040
I just like to think of Dash as gay for lots and lots of reasons.

Are you saying you don't know why mute Scratch is cute?

Well, why are derp-eyes cute?

>>29705290

>>29705307

>>29705321
Nah, we know why it's "supposed" to be cute.

It's just not, that's all.

>>29705290

He is not kidding. It was a fork. Sometimes with a face sometimes completely normal. It was maddening

>>29705321

I don't really mind either way.

Personally, I think she's just a girl of few words. She doesn't talk unless she has something worth saying.

Like the Silent Bob of MLP.

>>29705307
I am getting dragged down memory lane against my will.
This is nostalgia rape!

>>29705321
What are you talking about?

>>29705095
Holy shit you actually did that? I wasn't the one who requested it but I was there.

>>29705307

can we get a mlp bingo card for s2

>>29705301
Well that seems to be the generally accepted reason now, but in the beginning it was Cloydes.