Ovar nine thousand.
/thread.
Polite saged in case this general becomes obsolete.

32. Exactly. All of them Lyra carrying a suitcase.

die in a fire

Send it back with Lyra_No.jpg in the envelope.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLy2C-Ety9s&feature=related

>new thread

Working on a new story involving Vinyl Scratch, was hoping I could get some feedback on it before I keep going... it's shaping up to be quite long. Only ~4,000 words right now though.

Dealing with themes of drug abuse and slighly suggestive pony interactions, be forewarned.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rnranHQw9s3fWil8RyWNVykX4lC1G0sx_4mTRNZEdlM/edit?hl=en_GB#

The same month I turned 18 I got a letter for jury duty.

They didn't even choose me and sent me home.

Doctor Whooves vs Discord

What happens?

None, do your duty as a citizen.

>>29683320

I wish to see this image with Lyra instead now.

I got a summons a few months ago. And I made it to the jury no less and had to go through the whole dang trial. On the up side, it was a learning experience at least. And imagining it as real life Ace Attorney helped a little.

>>29683303

>>29683337

The Doctor wins and survives. He always survives...

>>29683337
pic related, but with EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER.

>>29683333
aaaaand pointing to this again just incase it got buried in the tumult of thread shifting.

New story (WIP) involving Vinyl Scratch and drug use, would appreciate thoughts on it before I proceed.

>>29683282

> Yeah. I'd rub the inside of her one of her ears gently, while scratching it with my other hand

>>29683333
>That shit

BORING

retarded

>FANFICTION

So is anyponi gonna be marathoning season 1 Friday night? I don't wanna watch through it up to the premier alone.

>>29683357
Except when he doesn't.

>>29683331
>holy fuck that gif and vid go hand in hoof

zZzZzZzZz

Well Leth, since you didn't get your thread will my scootadodo cheer you up?

>>29683303

When they interview you, speak normally but replace all instances of the word 'person' or 'people' with 'pony'. Also refer to your hands as hooves, and if possible bring two coconut halves with you to bang together.

>>29683366
Well, thanks for your feedback, anonymous.

>>29683369

Well he just comes back again. With a new face, but that same Cutie Mark.

>Someone posts one of my drawings on ponibooru

BE QUIET, I'M STROKING MY EGO HERE.

>>29683375
I would suffocate rarity in her sleep and then use her limp marshmallow corpse as a pillow

>>29683369
Shut up, he's only died... 10 times...
shut up.
Poutyface.png
>>29683333
Nice quadriceps ya got there.

>>29683383
Sometimes he dies for good and the universe needs to be reset.

>>29683378
no, for real, i have access to coconut halves, don't put ideas like that in my head

i'll probably do it and stuff

>>29683352

I love you for that link. Just saiyan.

>>29683378

That would do it.

>>29683378
where did you get the coconuts from?

Guys, what does twilight's hair smell like?

>>29683333
...you got the opening from Norinth, didn't you?

>>29683405
BOOKS!

>>29683405
all those smells you really love. The ones that you can't help but smile whenever you smell. And it fills the room as soon as she walks in. Because it's enchanted.

>>29683363
I'm down to read that! Since i'm really drunk this is gunna be a bad sentence. I need to draw a picture for you, that's me and you being bros or something. Like what I drew for Roogna

That's a federal offense OP

>>29683405

Slightly of lavender. Especially when you're lying together, arms wrapped around her... it's a little intoxicating.

>>29683415
No? I don't know what that even is.

>>29683405
Horse hair

just kidding it fucking reeks of the most malodorous heretical ichor to over ooze from the wounds of yog sothoth's sons

Probably because she's his daughter

>>29683416

I submit that it smells like hair

>>29683337

The Doctor always wins.

>>29683423
so is tax evasion

what up

>>29683376
>>29683422
HAHA! autism

>>29683429
God, I get EVERYTHING that is going on there.
I am a nerd.

>>29683429
what about when he died at the beginning of the current season with no hope of regenerating

i would genuinely like to see how he gets out of that one, you bastard

>>29683340

As funny as these suggestions are, this. Jury Duty is filled with people too dumb to get out of Jury Duty. Somebody needs to be that 12th angry man.

>>29683424
>>29683421
>>29683416
I love all of those smells!
>>29683426
Except that one

>>29683429
>Filename
Is this a Doctor Whoof thread yet?

>>29683425
Oh, ok. Sounded like her lines.

By the way General, is it ok if you want a matter manipulative pony to do unspeakable things to your mind in a sexual way that happens to be psychopathic?

>>29683426
I thought that was pinkie?

>>29683434
Why wouldnt you?
You only have to see like one episode ever to get it.
A specific one, mind you but still

>>29683440
I GUESS!

>>29683440
If it is I can throw up livestream for an episode of doctor.

>>29683438
>he can't appreciate the stench of elder slime

>>29683434
i...don't. is it from the original series?

>>29683434

>Using the word 'nerd' for watching a series that interests you

>>29683422
I'm highly aroused by this idea.

HIGHLY

>>29683462
god i hate facebook

>>29683435
timey wimey,
Or my current theory, he's going to fake his own death because people are starting to do terrible things in the name of stopping him

>>29683458
The smell if fine when I'm trying to destroy it, but It doesnt sexually excite me

>>29683466

Go nuts:

http://youropenbook.org/?q=im+such+a+nerd&gender=female

>>29683445
Who says it can't be both?

>>29683474
This is the rage equivalent of searching Steam profiles for
>YES I'M A GIRL

Let the hatred begin.

>>29683465
and since I've since created an OC since then it'll actually be me bro hoofing you! my OC is a crayon

>>29683483
I know i thought it was genius when you posted it yesterday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMASQZ5bsrw&feature=related

>Am I the only one who keeps repeating this clip just to ogle Pinkie's sexy legs?

I think I just died a bit inside.

Moar Doctor, because why the cunt not?

>>29683489
You just love my colorful goodness in and around your butt

>>29683474

>>29683490
I love that line.

>>29683494
I dont think "Why the cunt" is a real phrase.

>>29683490

Man this thread is making me dig through my old shit tonight.

>>29683497
Oh wait no, how'd I think that was Roogna. TO MUCH CODIENE AND BEER!

>>29683438

Can you imagine the pure look of joy on her face when she opens the present you got her? An old leather bound book, one missing from her collection. She carefully opens the well read and well loved tome, savoring the words as she reads them. You'd fall asleep holding her while she read it, awaking at dawn to find her still reading.

>>29683474
i will never forgive you for that link, dafty

everytime i see you i'm going to be all 'aw hell naw, i hate that guy' and you're gonna be all 'what'd i do?'

>>29683474

>wow i just overcooked mac and cheese...... really.... im such a nerd

What... the fuck?

>>29683490
>not repeating the interrogation scene over and over, imagining yourself in spike's place, and when forced to confess - you confess your love for her, and her worries and fears just melt away as she pounces at you, the chair toppling over as both of you giggle and roll around in each other's arms

>>29683501
I love that whole episode. Pinkie is less random than usual (like in Bird in the hoof) And more batshit insane.

>>29683509

Stop that.

Stop that this instant.

Time to go cry myself to sleep!

Cry a river of tears. And I lie in this bed etc etc

>>29683513
>while gummy watches, your tail still in his mouth

yeah no

>>29683490

I think 4chan has driven me insane. I didn't even find that comment remotely out of place.

An idea that's been harassing me for a while now: FiM added to the Eclipse Phase RPG setting.

Eclipse Phase in a nutshell: Post-apocalyptic transhumanism. Earth's a deathtrap surrounded by deathtraps and humanity has populated the solar system in a wide variety of forms.

Now, it's entirely possible for ponies to exist as infolife - a form of AI - that was originally a collection of non-sapient programs in a children's entertainment simulation that got left online when the apocalypse and wound up gaining sapience. This doesn't even conflict with either setting's background: The character would still have all of the "life experience" of living in Equestria for however long, the same values and so on, and there's a lot of shit that happened during the apocalypse in Eclipse Phase that's never fully explained.

In short: confound these ponies.

Thoughts?

>>29683513
>arms
She doesn't have any, sorry.

>>29683512
I laughed too much at that.

>get back online, try to find KM's recent stream stuff
>no replay on livestream
>None of the art in the archive

dammit

>>29683526
obviously by arms I mean forelegs, it just feels a little out of place

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NH36RdkbZo&feature=related
Lil' Dash's voice cracking.
So.
Goddamn.
Cute.

>>29683519
have fun

>>29683510

I use to browse /v/ before I came here, what did you expect?

>>29683509
I was with you until you said fall asleep holding her.
Gilda Gilda Gilda Gilda only Gilda think thoughts of Gilda

>>29683474
>Traci Bullard-Solis wow i just overcooked mac and cheese...... really.... im such a nerd

>>29683550
Gilda doesn't care if you use some lame pony as a pillow or whatever.

It's cool, just be sure to share it with her. Subjugating ponies is a thing.

Changing gears ITT here:
Why is this picture so fucking creepy?

filthy boys

>>29683547

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRTMcbz4Co8

>That first comment

>Alexis Fernandez Such a nerd... Watching Einstein on the history channel and I'm actually enjoying all this physics talk

this is now a bitches and whores thread

>>29683567
You mean bitches and horse

>>29683564
Hey Colgate, I haven't brushed my teeth today. Wanna help?

>>29683550

Aww, comeon, don't you think it'd be cute to awaken to her still engrossed by the book, a tired look on her face? You'd have to take it away, then cuddle her up to keep her from reading again, letting her slowly fall asleep while you hold her...

>>29683566
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IruH7ve9ZT0

Try this one with the same mechanics.

>>29683582
That's not the safe word, she really means harder

>>29683563

Because it's Applejack being shown Pinkie Pie eating up all of her land cause she thinks it is chocolate, only to kill all of the trees.

>Sophie Fleno reading... im such a nerd.

Why won't you let me go to sleep, MLP General?

I forgot how much I loved this shit hole of a website.

>>29683592
because the ponies are waiting for you in your dreams

and we want them for ourselves

>>29683589
>insert sexual comments about pleasing her like noone did before
>video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLxGOLaM5dQ

>>29683596

Oh man, that close up neckbeard.

>>29683576
open your mouth and say 'ah'

I really don't want to go to sleep, I know what's coming to me in the morning...NTSTS do you have an OC that I can draw brohoofing a crayon?

Why is Roogna in my captcha?

>>29683596
don't blame the website, blame people

>GOOD NIGHT FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT WILL NEVER READ THIS.

>>29683616
aaaah

>>29683618
I do but it's not something anyone's ever drawn before.

Here you go anyway, don't hate me.

>spoilered for OC garbage

>>29683609
I'm more concerned that someone posts a pony for their profile picture in a social networking site.
If you're going to use facebook at all, you might as well post your real goddamn picture
>>29683618
I'm sorry I'll get out

>>29683622
I HATE EVERYTHING.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>29683626
and the butt tattoo

>>29683445
Now you have me thinking that this is Pinkie Pie's final form and/or true form, and that the Pinkie in the show is merely the shadow of her interactions with Ponyville's plane of existence. It would explain a lot, as far as I'm concerned.

I HAVE ALL NIGHT TO DO THIS.

>>29683635
what the shit is that supposed to mean?
Also dat beard BAHAHAHAH

spa ponies

>>29683646
Spa humans

Sometimes I feel like i'm the only one here who isn't a fat neckbeard but still faps to ponies.

lets' see who can make the worst OC pony with the Pony creator thing. That'd be fun, right?

http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904

>>29683645
My real one is much bigger but the stupid pony generator only had one size.

Would you hug rule 63 Celestia?

Or rub his magnificent beard?

>>29683665
I shave and has a fast enough metabolism to not be fat, and fap to ponies, do I count?

>>29683668

Made this a while ago.

>LET ME SING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
>also I've been turned to stone mid-song for some reason
>Celestia placeing God of Dicord in a national park.jpg

2 DAYS 3 HOURS LEFT

HOW READY ARE YOU?

>>29683675

>>29683676
Yeah I guess.

so who discord's minions be?

other chimeras

>>29683675
BY CELESTIA'S BEARD!
>>29683672
I got a beard but it's only because I only shave when I have something important to go out to do.

>>29683701
I used to do that, then I had something important to go out to do, and it hurt to shave it off
never again

>>29683683
I'm ready this much.

>>29683696

He needs only one minion, voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.

Guys I need pony-based wallpapers of 1366x768 or above.

Anyone got some non-eye gouging ones?

>>29683683
I was ready like 4 weeks ago.

>>29683705
invest in a hair clipper

once over with clipper, finish off with razor; much easier

or just once with the clipper if you like having stubble

>>29683626

>>29683713
this is the one I'm using

>>29683712
>He needs only one minion, voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.
MBISONYES.jpg

>>29683705
You can at least trim it pussy.

Fuck why is NTSTS's beard making me laugh so hard to draw

>>29683533
Just ask him if and when he streams later.

>>29683713
define eye gouging

>>29683675

Even straight males find Lord Solaris' beard sexy.

>>29683713

>>29683626
Wow NTSTS - I take it you have a shitty goatee in real life? Why am I not surprised.

>>29683635
It's called a CUTIE MARK.

>>29683743
>implying any male is straight after seeing Lord Solaris' glorious facial hair

>>29683635

Wait, wait, wait... no, I love this cutie mark.

I take it it's supposed to represent the boiling darkness within your own heart? The fact that the Yang is being overtaken by the Yin?
Man, now I know I'm being trolled.

>>29683713
>>>/wg/4359397
>>>/wg/4357518
Wallpaper/General pony threads, have a lot of wallpapers included. Should be good.

>>29683675
So... that's Solaris.

To heavy built, Tia is thinner than that, her 63 counterpart should reflect that.

>>29683749
>>29683729
Oh man, now I feel bad for asking NTSTS to show me his OC

>>29683474
>filename

>>29683767
yang > yin anyway

ok, just try to beat this.

>>29683626

WE SHOULD TOTALLY SHIP OUR OC'S WITH EACH OTHER, LIKE THESE TWO:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIR-8JWEaGk

>>29683778
It coudl be worse.
>Solaris the drag queen.jpg

IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
WHY DOESNT THIS PONY MAKE ET YOU MAKE GRIFFONS?

>>29683782
oh god that is horrible

how does she get up in the morning

>>29683749
No, I have a kind of weird lumberjack hybrid thing going on. Keep it short so I don't look like a an unemployed hobo when I'm out in public.

>>29683767
My original draft was a blood dripping knife over a copy of Twilight, I felt it really captured the spirit of my tortured soul, but this one speaks greater volumes about the darkness inside my heart.

i'm sort of a Taoist and it's a symbol I've always liked

>>29683789
ponies DO NOT GODDAMN SIT LIKE THAT

>>29683782
Worse than cheerilee hot glue.

>>29683779
I'm sure NTSTS knows I'm just kidding around, man. To be fair, his OC isn't too bad, although I do disapprove of that goatee.

>>29683786
>Sephiroth the pony

See, why I hated that generator, and why I hate I can't draw.

Re-colours. No talent, hardly any imagination.

Plus tainted beyond redeeming by Chris Chan

>>29683786
COME AT ME BRO

>>29683808

cherilee hot glue?

>>29683818
a picture of a cheerilee pony toy on a keyboard, covered in semen
it's not pretty, don't ask any more

>>29683818
Hot glue.

I feel raped.

>>29683821
Everyday.

>>29683821
That feel.

>>29683821
All the time. I could go plays all these video games, but i'll miss about 3 threads full of OC and interesting discussion.

>>29683815
OH SHIT OC OFF? THREE BROKEN HORNED ALICORN RIGHT AT YOUR FACE!
>>29683812
Anything you say that's mean everyone know's you're joking you're way to nice, guy

>>29683821
>leaving pony threads for any reason

casual

>>29683827
I would jack off on my pony toys but then it would get in their hair and never come off ;-;

>>29683827
seriously, now, can somebody do more of these? I don't want to get stuck with that one, I'm already sick of it, at least variety will mean I don't have to keep looking at it.

>>29683827

To be honest, I expected dash fans to be the first to do this. Poor Cheerilee.

>>29683815
>>29683786

YOU'RE ALL SMALL TIME.

>>29683844
Why do I feel sorry for a piece of plastic?

>>29683844
You mean Rarity fans

>>29683821
Also you missed Kloudmutt drawing Fluttershy preening Rule 63 Fluttershy.

Also we theoriesd how many squeaks this would produce and how incredibly sexualised this would sound if heard.

>>29683821
Well you see, we intentionally wait for you to leave to say or do anything worthwhile. It's all an elaborate conspiracy.

>>29683856
because no solid mass of atoms deserves that kind of treatment, living or otherwise

>>29683848
What a shitty OC.

>>29683856
because if she were sapient she might like it

>>29683856

I don't really.

>>29683868

except for the inside of a vagina

>>29683874

Stop that.

>>29683883
No/

Is this the thread for awful OCs?

Goddamn Butterscotch Sundae's OC is so overexposed she has a gallery for all the pics of it getting shipped with other OCs.

http://buttersc0tchsundae.deviantart.com/favourites/45108041

>>29683782

>>29683878
>the penis that came on a pony toy
>inside a vagina

in what twisted universe would something like that happen?

>>29683863

KM was streaming too?

Way to make me feel worse man...

>>29683860
yeah, I figured Rarity would be the first. Rarity fans are all retarded.

Oh well.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

>>29683892

I think he's talking about the act of blowing your load inside someone's vagina

>>29683838
Haha, thanks, man, I just didn't want anyone to think I was trying to hurt anyone's feelings. Just a silly little jibe on my part, don't mind me!

>>29683821
It almost makes you not want to do anything else, the possibility that you might miss something monumental. Like this, for instance.

GODDAMN FUKIN PONIFAGS KEEP YER SCHIT OFF OF V FUCKKIN HOSERFUCKER SHIT

>>29683894
Yep. And the livestream is borkey, so there's no recording of it.

And he apparently hasn't posted any of his stuff yet.

Which is irritating, I did want the doodle wall with Pinkie in a Ball pool.

>>29683815

oh man, my sides. I can't stop laughing!

>>29683899

>expects Rarity fans to do this

Have you not seen the Dash fans?

>>29683918
i agree

dash fans would do that to rarity before any rarity fans got to her

>>29683902
qwop

>>29683910
I ship Lone Gunslinger and Applejack.

>>29683931

>>29683905

NTSTS! Your beard it took like a second but I was laughing for a couple minutes trying to draw it.

>>29683918
Dash would want to do everything first, and fastest.

>>29683910
With such an elegant manner as yours its a shock that no one gives you the time of day to read your bullshit.

DARK SHADOW DEMON BLOOD DEATH DIE IS QUITE A SMART PONY WHO HATES EVERYONE AND LIKES TO TAKE DRUGS (LOL WHAT EVER DOEZ R)

LIKES: DEATH, PAIN, CUTS, BLOOD, ANY FAN FIC WRITTEN BY NTSTS AND STAYING UP ALL NIGHT

DISLIKES: PEACE, LOVE, HAPPINESS, PEACE, FLOWERS, BRIGHT COLORS AND HERSELF

i love ocs

>>29683949
http://bronies.wikia.com/wiki/Drizzle_Valor Come at me bro

>>29683941
Very awesome, I am in your debt good sir.

>>29683949

>>29683958

Little do you know I have folder full of these babies.

>>29683957
You missed the c at the front and the K before the s

>>29683949
I'd hit it.
with my penis.
...
In the vagina.

>>29683958

>>29683968
this is my OC, do you like him

Bustin out Psycho Pie because oh boy here we fuckin go.

>>29683971
let's do this, you fucker

>>29683986

BATTLE OF THE AGES.

>>29683989
BITCH I WILL CUT YOU

UNLEASH ULTIMATE OC POWER

Thank you NTSTS, for making make this abomination. Because I am indebted to you for Lunacy, I feel even shittier I'm a fucking pony, and one that's not even displayed properly because of the autism generators limitations.

>>29683996

>IMPLYING YOU CAN STOP ME

>>29683999
making me make

>>29683999
EMBRACE YOUR TRIPS

OCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

TANMAN!
If you ever shade Twilight's mane again, I'm going to kill you.

>>29683999
what even is this?
Want me to take your bald oc and fistbump with my crayon to cheer you up?

>>29684003

I win.

>>29684024

If this doesn't end in wild angry sex I don't know what i'll do.

>>29684027
/oc fight

does mine count

>>29683958

>Manly Mark

>>29684028

>>29684038

>>29684035
sounds like something I'd make up.
But I swear it wasn't me

>>29684046

>>29684009
One time I didn't want trips.

>>29684022
If you must, can you add a few details I can't add because hurr I'm not good at drawing?

Add thin wire things coming from the head, and a baby bird on the shoulder where he's looking. Also, the cutie mark, make it not as faggish.

Or make the whole thing even worse, I don't care. I have school in 6 hours, and no sleep.

>>29684051

>>29684027

>>29684053

What the balls am I looking at?

>>29684059

>>29684053
!!
New topic!
How many glowing dog penises could each pony take from this pony?

>>29684068

>>29684053
>47 dog penises

better illustrate that.

my oc is a sky blue crayon

>>29684064
original OC dont steal ahhh

>>29684071

>>29684053
>Animu pic because I don't have a pony or /co/ image macro that properly expresses what I am feeling.

>>29684011

I hope you know as I type this, I'm drawing another twilight picture and shading in her mane right now. you could have just asked for the sai file you know, I save one for every picture that I draw.

this is my oc pony do not steal guys, seriously

>>29684081
alright, I think I'm out of terrible OCs, now I'm just going to post ponychan.insanity

>>29684053
>pikachu tails
>triforce cutie mark
>seven chaos emeralds

video games the pony

>>29684103

Oh ok.

>>29684103

>>29684106

>>29684111
Nice trips

Postin' best OC

>>29684116
the implication that i am complaining about anything staggers me

>>29684132

>>29684102
...I did not think about that.
Oh well.

>>29684125

Nice singles.

>>29684125

>>29684125

Which pony's cock of the following would you suck, if you had to?

Pokey Pierce
Hoity Toity
Prince Blueblood
Ace
Horte Cuisine

>>29684136

here, take it.

http://www.mediafire.com/?o8ehynk5e6odtef

>>29684172
Braeburn

>>29684185
No problem

>>29684183
second

also, third

>>29684144
>flaws

"Sometimes I work too hard. Sometimes I'm such a team player that I don't voice my own opinion. Sometimes I get to work too early and have to wait for the maintenance staff to open the doors."

>>29684183
"I always get gay shipped. T'aint fair..."

>>29684185
>ziggos

>>29684206
Is MLPFiM a slice of life show? What's slice of life anyway?

>>29684212
>taint fair
Where do I get my ticket?

>>29684212
It's just because we think you're beautiful.

>>29684227
Try Maripony.

>>29684227
In the space between spaces.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_65yuIx1-s

WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS IN IT SO I KNOW ITS ONE OF YOU SHITHEADS

>>29683996
>Some fag trying to RP as CM Punk

>>29684212
but you're the most adorable male pony, what did you expect

>>29684248
Hi reddit.

>>29684218
slice of life is what people call animes where nothing terribly exciting happens so they can fap to their waifus from beginning to end in peace

>>29684070
Roogna what...


Im scrolling down the general and I just had to .....wiat what?

>>29684248
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe9TtTVCn6k&feature=related

>Dem polygons
>Dem Blend shapes

Guys I woke up 3 hours ago and I want to g back to sleep but every time I lay down I cant
What do I do

YOU GUYS I MADE A OC! She's a goat pixie. Can I be in your cool club now! My OC is best!

>>29684307
stay in MLPG with the rest of us insomniacs obviously

>>29684307
fap

>>29684307

Join in the circle jerk.

>>29684313
what a fatass

>>29684314
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>>29684318
I ALREADY TRIED ALL THREE OF THOSE!

>>29684307
Draw a picture of Discord raping Twilight.
Doesn't matter if its good

>>29684307
Just picture Twilight cuddling nice and close, you can feel her soothing warmth in your arms Roogna.

I CHANGE COLORS EVERYTIME WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

>>29684329
try harder then
if you can't sleep obviously you are burdened by the guilt of not being here
the longer you spend here the more likely it is you will eventually sleep

>>29684329
count sheep

failing that, count ponies

I should make a gay OC pony named Homo Mcfagson. Make him flamboyent as fuck and give him all those yaoi cliches that make 13 year old girls wet their panties.

I HAT EHOW FAPPING MAKES ME SLEEPY
WHAT IF I NEED TO FAP THEN GO BACK TO WORK
WHY CANT I GAIN ENERGY AFTER I JIZZ

>>29684340
But my pillow doesnt have sexy pony ears that I can nibble on and play with
>>29684332
But I cannot into drawing

>>29684359
maybe if you ate your load, you'd regain the energy?

I TRIED TO DRAW DISCORD FROM MEMORY, HOW CLOSE WAS I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va_IUW-PxuU
braeburn's ass sticks out like a girl ponies.
braeburn you slut.
oh don't play coy.

Why did we all unanimously decide that Braeburn was gay.

Do we hate all straight shipping or something?

>>29684405
>naught

>>29684389
Congrats. i quit drawing forever

>>29684390
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>>29684354
Fuck this i'm going to bed.

>>29684410
Probably because everyone's a guy and they wanna get with him.

>>29684410
Because we're hardcore gay for him, and want him to fuck us

>>29684413
FUCK

whatever, my comment still evokes homosex

THINK ABOUT IT

>>29684410
i'd prefer if he wasn't gay

it's more fun that way

braeburn is a terrible pony

>>29684410
I didn't agree. He isn't gay, he is in love head over hoofs with Applejack

>>29684435
I agree,

Penetration is fun.

>>29684420
Nah, I'm straight. Although it sounds like it'd fit Braeburn, I don't think he's gay either.

alright, getting too gross for my taste, I'm out. Pacce, if that picture isn't done by the time I show up next, I'm dumping all your alcohol down the sink.

>>29684410
Because our lives were on lock and we needed a key
Little did we know his dick was a key and our mouths were a lock
All we needed was a cock in our mouth
We needed a switch, we don't wanna fuck chicks
We just gotta diss our licks and get our fix from a pile of dicks stacked up like bricks

>>29684440
disagreed, but opinions are opinions and whatnot

>>29684444
Despite your quads, I think somepony would have something to say about that.

>>29684461
No way. Braeburn and Soarin is the best ship ever.

>>29684461
You mean Big Mac is already together with Applejack?

>not shipping Derpy with Pony Joe

you guys suck

>>29684481
>applejack
>not applebloom

because fuck you, i'm making this a pedophilia thread

Hey MLPG, whats the best way to maximize your sperm count?

I want to beat Cheerilee hot glue, because that was a pathetic load.

New thread:

>>29684489
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>>29684488
go to bed, nathan

>>29684493
Eat lots of protein? Does that help, just be a healthy individual.