oranges > apples

Doubles.

First person to get dubs in this thread gets banned

No, doubles. I must have them

I feel cheated. And raped.

>>29682243
If you dont let me win i'll kill myself by trowing myself off this castle.

>>29682334

>IT BEGINS

>>29682337
challenge accepted

>>29682337
Not just banned, shot and killed

>>29682336

Shiiiiiiiii-

And then somebody edited a vagoo on tho that yellow horse.

>>29682334

WOAH THERE

BACK THE FUCK UP

Apples? Trite season 1 bullshit

Season 2 is all about corn

Has the pony general seriously turned into /b/...

>>29682337

FERMI FIRE BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR 1.7% YIELDS WOODSCREWS AMD NO DRIVERS MORE LIKE MAD

SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WOLRD BURN

>>29682337

>>29682368
STRONG CORNOGRAPHY

Doubles attempts are a bannable offense.

>>29682368
Corn confirmed for season 2 main antagonist.

Discord is just the minion in the master plan.

>script-gettan' and other bullshite
I sincerely hope it won't stay this way when season 2 hits, because I'm starting to believe that the time between seasons is when we're most level-headed if this keeps up.

>>29682370
excitement brings out the autists in everyone, and theres only 2 days left until the new episode

>>29682377
s/WOLRD/WORLD/g

i'd kind of hoped we would escape the doubles, coming to a new thread, but apparently that's not the case

>>29682351
all right, just step away from the ledges, kaiba, no one needs to get hurt

>>29682366
>>29682366
>>29682366
AHAH

>people becoming anus devestated over some doubles
holy shit calm your butts

>>29681764
>>29681875
>>29681962
>>29682045


Sounds like she's marked you. It'll only get worse from here on out. Soon, you'll be seeing her everyday and night without stop. Your dreams will get even more vivid that you'll swear you're really in Ponyville. It'll only be a matter of time before you stop waking up. Oh, I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun in Equestria, you might even find true love with Pinkie Pie after all she now owns you. And hey, you'll be noticed as that new background pony in season two.

>>29682368
>Corn
GENTLEMEN
BEHOLD
CORN
AND DOUBLES

>>29682334
Did you know in many languages, the word for orange is literally "Chinese apple"? They define it in terms of the superior fruit

Chekk my singles.

>>29682399

>>29682399
I WILL kill you.

>>29682368

Wait... How does pony eat corn on the cob?

>>29682413
>that file name
Out.

>>29682411

>>29682384
Derpy and Carrot Top is never meant to be pornographic, you monster

DON'T YOU HAVE ENOUGH? WHY MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING

>>29682366
Oh good heavens I sure hope not!

>>29682413
fuck! i am foiled!

>>29682395
Yeah because talking about doubles in a pony thread is so calming.
And seriously it's a 10% without scripts and everyone can get a script.

Apple thread? I'm down for that.

let's talk about the only sfw thing that you fags will love more

WHO IS YOUR WAIFU?

I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.

This doubles/corn bullshit had better be over by the time I get back.

>>29682411
WHY IS IT NEVER ME?!

Meet Spike.

Not getting him til Friday, this is the pick I took when I went to pick him out of the litter.

Cats named after MLP characters count in this thread right?

>>29682402
too true mate

>>29682437

What if we don't have a waifu? Do we just sit here?

>>29682433
MODS GIVE ME MY DOUBLES NOW

>>29682441
>pick

Herp, I'm too tired to type at 4:30am

QUOI DE NEUF, PÉDÉS?
REGARDEZ MES DOUBLES!

Alright, new idea.

You get to bring one pony from Equestria into the real world with you.

WHO Y'ALL NIGGAS BRINGING WITH YOU?

dubles!

apples

>>29682427
They're just good friends with benefits.

>>29682441
he's an adorable little fucker, congratulations
taking care of a cat may be a nightmare, but that little guy looks too angelic to worry about

>>29682448
No, you grab a random background pony and defend it with your life.

>>29682437

Pinkie Pie is making me her husbando. Does that count?

>>29682441
Oh damn, nice.

Totally, I see no reason not to. Fucking adorable btw.

>>29682455
Lyra.

Anyways here's the pinkie in a microwave request from that terrible person. Next request?

>>29682458

That's a horse, you idiot.

>>29682455
I BRING DOUBLES

>>29682455
I wouldn't. I doubt they'd want to come here, and I wouldn't force them to.

~♪

>>29682455

And a bag of popcorn

>>29682455
>>29682437
Same exact question and you know it.

Pic related

>>29682472
hahaha oh my gosh that's adorable man.

Good job, best one I've seen yet.

alien doubles

>>29682455
Rarity
She can find gems, make fabulous cloths, has magic and she is so obsessed with cleaning that my house will always be clean.
Or Twilight or Celestia and then with magic bring everyone here.

>>29682458
Applejack has a cool hat.

>>29682473
it's got apple on (or in?) its ass

>>29682455
I bring Celestia into the real world. The sun in the MLP universe immediately crashes into the Earth, instantly killing all life.

Then I rape the now-powerless Celestia multiple times a day, after having cut off her wings and horn and bound and gagged her

>>29682455

Fluttershy.

GETs are shit and I hate them. I hope I never GET. Now fuck off back to /b/ losers.

Pony should pony pony

>>29682492
aha...

>>29682472
this request:
>>29682366

>>29682437
Fattershy is my waifu.

>>29682483
The charm is all in the eyes and I spent most of the time for this on the eyes.

>>29682504
y u no like gets?

>>29682475
That's a pessimistic attitude. Let's assume for the purpose of the question that the ponies are interested in Earth and content to travel trans-dimensionally to visit. Heck, maybe they can even return at well, whatever.

don't gimme that cop-out answer.

we all know you'd take Twilight anyway

>>29682455
For snuggling purposes.

>>29682479
NO PINKIE YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR YOUR FLIGHT.

>>29682492
>you will never get applejacks hat

>>29682366

>>29682509
Whatever you say

>>29682384
Man.
That pic is actually kinda cute.
What do?

>You will never get post 2968535

>>29682455
there could only ever be one pony for me, who coincidentally happens to be the only pony who would enjoy such a thing
after two weeks of vacation time on earth i'd send her back unless she chose to stay
we would spend that time frolicking in the viridian meadows of the emerald isle

>>29682455

I seriously doubt any of them would want to come live with me, man.

>>29682518
There's a lot to learn from her, why wouldn't I?

>>29682499
You're a sick bastard

>>29682524
>you will never be able to wear a Stetson without looking like a faggot

Every time I eat marshmallows, I get a boner because they make me think about Sweetie Belle's squishy marshmallow butthole.

Does anyone else have this problem?

>>29682498

It's a HORSE, you daft tart. You can't put apples in or on an ass if all you've got is a goddamned horse.

>>29682466
FINALLY!

...being nice and a good person gave me what I wanted? Maybe this is a lesson.

Maybe instead of Ponychans nth degree of love and tolerance, we can instead be more focused on the things that really matter, not ponys, but each other, there for one another in high and low times, the good and bad, grounded in reality, but also hopeful in the human spirit.

Thank you anon, you have opened my eyes to what is what I should have always done. To be kind to my fellow man, to be more than what I am now. And really, isn't that what we all can do in the end?

Thank you anon, and I hope your times with Spike are as joyful and full of experiences.

>>29682499
>implying she wouldn't assume direct control over earth sun, effectively dooming the human race

>>29682550
wat

>>29682537
Pony, if pony ponies, a pony pony, one which has been ponied to the pony of pony pony. One pony, this pony ponies to pony its pony, but there's a pony. The pony pony that the pony pony had ponied to pony ponily ponied. Ponily, the pony ponies all of the pony in its pony, but these ponies can't pony the pony pony that the pony pony ponies.

Should pony pony pony?

HAHA TIME FOR PONIES

>>29682569
?implying it wouldnt just mutate you into a marshmallow

>>29682550
Richard Stallman's free and open source marshmallow butthole drives my penis to insanity.

>>29682550

Same thing only with Dash and Skittles.

No requests? Where the fuck is Roogna or Commander Jesus when I need them?

>>29682531
Fap to porn that has absolutely no visable penetration?

I was just wondering, how does Equestria handle social parasites? You know, people who have absolutely no will to support themselves and would rather live off others through welfare.

>>29682585
Can you draw Applebloom as a caterpillar on/in an apple?

>>29682399

>>29682569
>implying she isn't benevolent

>>29682555
>implying you can't tattoo a horse's ass

>>29682590
the best kind of porn is the kind with all of the nipples and vaginas airbrushed out

>>29682585
Could always do Scootaloo as a dodo.

>>29682594
Fuck you we are not going there

>>29682594
They elevate them to nobility: see prince blue blood
>>29682598
Maybe, i've only ever drawn discord and ponies but i'll give it a shot

>>29682601

Horses don't have asses, stop trying to confuse me!

>>29682607
Oooooo doing that next for sure. That line always makes me crack up, scootaloo is catching up to RD as my favorite

>>29682523

>>29682594
Dad? is that you, I that you went to bed already

>>29682513

I'm telling gilda that you're cheating on her.

so, did you pick a class yet? I've got my tablet sitting right here, and it's all warmed up from this dumb sketch I did.

>>29682594
I don't think they exist in the perfect world of pony-dom...

That said, I had an idea worth discussion in this regard a while ago. If there was a pony who hated the picturesque perfection of Equestria, who resented how saccharine and stagnant everything is, who would it be? An existing pony that we already know, or is that not a believable attitude for anyone?

>>29682594
They make them into glue.

>>29682604
I actually agree with this.

There is something strangely arousing about the idea of grinding against something with no genitalia.

We should have a Steve thread

I HAVE A FRIEND IN THE SIN WA (MARKETPLACE OVER BY CC 1ST AND 2ND) WHO SAID THAT THE PONY SHOW SEASON 2 IS GOING TO PROGRAM A NEW FORM OF ANIMATED SEQUENCE WHICH IS WIN AN AWARD IN THE FUTURE? AND HE GIFT TO ME A TAPE WHICH HAS THE 20 NEW EPISODES OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP ISST MAGIC BUT I NEED HELP TO TRANSFER IT TO MY COMPUTER

I NEED $100 TO MY PAYPAL TO USE FOR TRANSFER FEE
I WILL PAY YOU BACK $1000 WHEN I AM FINISHED

PLEASE POST YOUR EMAIL SO WE CAN CONTINUE TRANSACTIONS

Every time I'm eating butthole, I get a boner and think of squishy marshmallows. Does that ever happen to you guys?

>>29682643
Gilda.

>>29682629
I'm waiting for you to go to sleep honey

No door lock can protect you now

>>29682662
that's fuckign sick dude get the fuck out

>>29682396
why didn't you choose me, pinkie
I would have been there for you
always

>>29682643

I could easily see this being the motivation for some of the guards to do what they do

>>29682652
This is the best Celestia.

Just a dash of troll and temptress. Not full tilt in either direction. And still a wise authority figure.

Mix well and serve.

>>29682599
I'm going to laugh when Moot rigs the place to skip all doubles while people try for hours in vain to get them

>>29682655

Also, anon, just finished reading Ships That Pass.

...not that great. I have to admit, I've heard the same story many times over on /b/ baw threads. Don't get me wrong, the idea is still ery sad, but the fanfic isn't better because of it.

>>29682662

Every time I'm squishing butthole, I get a boner and think of eating marshmallows. Does that ever happen to you guys?

>>29682684
>wise authority figure
>acts like a schoolgirl who was molested by her father and acts out sexually because of it

yeah fuck you too asshole

>>29682672
Damnit dad, I thought we've been over this!

you guys are wonderful, goodnight

>>29682594
Doesn't happen, everybody gets a special talent that gives them direction and purpose.

>>29682704
BONER

I HAD A DREAM WHERE A PONY WAS EATING MY ANUS AND HE ACCIDENTA AN I MEAN SHE ACCIDENTALLY ATE MY WHOLE ASSHOLE AND I DIDNT HAVE A PLACE FOR TO POOP SO SHE INSTALLED A ARTIFICLA ASS HOLE BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY PINKIE PIE AND WHENEVER I HAD TO POPP I SAID PIKIE PIE HERE COMES TOE POOP AND SHE SHOT IT OUT OF HER MOUTH AND THEN WE WERE BEING CHASED BY ROBBERS AND EVIL RAPERS SO I SHOT POOP AT THEM WITH MY PINKIE MOUTH CANNON AND THEY GOT DEATH AND DIED

>>29682652
>you will never press Celestia's warm and soft cutie mark

>>29682704
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED ROSE!
THAT'S WHY YOU DEPRIVED US OF ALL THE PRETTY PICTURES!
YOU HAVE SCHOOL IN THE MORNING!

>>29682599

>>29682455
"What if"?
Twilight is already here.

>>29682692
Every time I'm boner, I boner a boner and think of bonering boners. Does this butthole?

>>29682704

Oh don't listen to him, you know how your father gets after a couple highballs.

>>29682684
Agreed.

Now hurry up and get better at drawing so that I can throw my half-assed Twilestia shipping ideas at you.

>>29682728
why aren't you here, twilight? What did I do wrong?

>>29682728
nigga they all here

>>29682643
You mean, like how most humans are?

Joker attitude maybe, anarchist at the very least, s/he would certainly be an upset on the order of things.

My best bet would be that pony would have those feelings, but be intelligent enough to understand the bigger picture, and either learn to adapt, or leave and start a new life else where.

In actuality Celestia does not like being touched there.

>>29682704
>you will never be Rose's sexually abusive father

>>29682728
I don't see her anywhere.

>>29682728
spend the night cuddling nonsexually

GUYS WHAT IF THE PONIES ARE REAL AND THEY LIVE IN OUR WORLD BUT THERE IS A SECRET GATE THAT REQUIRES ONE THOUSAND HUMAN SOULS TO BE RELEASED FROM THEIR FLESH CAGES

DONT YOU THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY TO UNLOCK THE GATE JUST IN CASE? JUST IN CASE PONIES?

>>29682760

Yes I will, yes I will.

>>29682759
I don't get it.

>>29682759
Cutiemarks are made entirely out of erogenous flesh.

>>29682759
MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY!

>>29682754
>Most humans are angsty and malcontent

No, not really. Most people recognize the problems with life but keep on living because you fucking idiot, you can't fix them unless you reset society and shape it to your own doomed-to-fail idealistic model.

>>29682750
>come home
>bon-bon's making dinner. lyra just got up from a nap

>>29682759
wait, how did the book get on her head...?

>>29682771
That's one of the things the Celestia toy says.

Her cutie mark is her talk button.

>>29682768
Yes.

>>29682762
i would a twilight nonsexually

>>29682768

You have my sword

Evening, gentlemen. Requests?

>>29682787
Oh my god... this looks exactly like the apartment I lived in with my father in Burbank.
...those were the greatest years of my life...
FUCK
I'm crying now :(
I wish so much that life could be like it was back then

>>29682768
IT IS NOT AN ACUTAL GATE, BUT AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE WHERE PONIES ARE REAL

I CALL IT STEINS GATE BECAUSE I'M UNORIGINAL

>>29682768
Sure. Kill two birds with one stone and lower the homeless problem at the same time.

>>29682759
took me forever to find this, jesus

>>29682781
HERESY!
NO WINGS CAN EVER COMPARE TO THE ONES HELD BY THE GOD EMPRESS

>>29682768
SACRIFICE ME

>>29682800
I would a Twilight

>>29682800
I would Twilight nonsexually or sexually depending on her will

>>29682787
>call animal control

>>29682768
A thousand human souls is nothing.

>>29682804
Write or draw?

If the former...

If the latter... Applejack smiling broadly, but instead of teeth she has apples

>>29682783
I'm not saying most humans are like that, what I'm saying is how Q put it so bluntly:

"Your species is never stagnant, always changing..."

If a pony had the human compulsion, I think s/he would develop that philosophy, take it to the nth degree

>>29682825

>>29682815

Haha glad you did, that is one I had forgotten to save

>>29682827

>>29682804
Celestia hooked up and strapped down to a machine that pumps 2 massive alternating horsecock dildos, and the machine also counts orgasms.

Twilight is behind the controls.

>>29682768
Guys, he has a point. I think we should all work together. Maybe if we all do it at once our collective efforts will all count.
I mean how many regulars are there in the MLP threads? 100 or so? Then we just need to snuff out 10 people each
assuming one a day on average it will only take us 10 days to unlock the gate

Yeah this sounds good
Who wants to set up the leaderboards, so we can see who is doing the best? :)

>>29682839
They've gone from sleeping outside on the ground to complex housing in 1000 years. They're not stagnant.

>>29682828
why? they're very docile. they just went back to sleep after that big meal. then we're going to nonsexually.

>>29682857
Lets start with Sethisto, Nathan, and Mito.

>>29682857
OUR generals?

oh no no no.

We take the slaughter to ponychan instead.

>>29682831
what's with you and apples today, guy?

>>29682864
>laughing whorse.png

>>29682827
I wouldn't twilight at all!

>>29682857
I'm all for this plan.

>>29682869
IT'S TIME FOR APPLES DUDE

THE THREAD SAYS SO

APPLES FOR THE APPLE GOD

>>29682857

>>29682848
Requesting Kirk hitting on twilight

IN THE FRENCH VERSION OF THIS SHOW IS APPLEJACK CALLED POMMEJACQUES

>>29682874
I think we both know that's not true

>>29682874
ROOGNA!
You see this?
http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131607428318-Celestia_and_Gilda_o.png
You jelly?

Shit. I can't find the second clip of season 2 with the CMC. Anyone got a link?

>>29682874
and that's what makes you a smalltime pony fan

>>29682885
Fund it!

>>29682874
>implying you dont think about her late at night

>>29682874
ORLY ROOGNA?

>>29682894
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/09/season-2-clip-featuring-cmc.html

IF I GET DOUBLES THEN I GO TO BED OTHERWISE I STAY UP LONGER :D

>>29682902
>>29682900
>>29682895
ONLY GILDA

>>29682885

>implying he wouldn't be hitting on Celestia

We are talking about James T. Kirk here, the patron saint of romancing alien princesses

>>29682894
>>29682904

And that´s how the CMC freed Discord.

>>29682893

pacceeeeeeee, why you no respoooond?

in all seriousness, I need to know now, before I decide to just say screw it and go to bed or something.

>>29682728
AH HA
Caught you red handed. Explain this!

>Can't sleepan
>Reads this thread from the top
>Dubs
>Boners and arseholes
Well good morning to you too, /co/.

here are the initial plans of my pony costume in case anyone would like to make there own. It has changed some over time and unfortunately does not contain the hooves or tail sections of the costume.

i make my public debut tomorrow on the streets of newcastle.

thank you for your time.

>>29682919
YOU'RE STILL FURRY

HA HA HA

FURFAG

everyone knows who the most adorable pony is

>>29682926
I said Dragoon!

>>29682919
I wonder how well your resolve would handle being picked up and carried into the bedroom by an invisible hand, Twilight grinning at you all the way

>>29682893
oh man I missed that post, lemme just click on the lin-
AWWWWW
HOW COME YOU GET TO BE DOUBLE-TEAMED BY GILDA AND CELESTIA?
LUUUUCKY

wwhy blingee is amazing why blingee is amazing #italiano

Guys Guys Guys
What if
Ponies in RCT?

>>29682904

Much obliged, partner.

>>29682640
Also that is kinda cute.

>>29682919
IF YOU DON'T TWILIGHT YOU GET THIS AGAIN, ROOGNA DO YOU WANT IT LIKE THIS?


uhh. I can't be fucked to delete the old image http://applejackjihad.deviantart.com/#/d49shjw

>>29682919
would you a fluttershy nonsexually? she's cold, and just wants some body heat for the night.

>>29682815

>>29682946
Like this?

>>29682955
I'd flutter fluttershy any way she wanted

>>29682904

FUCK, now I need Scootaloo drawn as a cultist surrounded by Chaos Space Marines!

>>29682957

>Celestia responds to posters on /co/

>>29682804
Scootaloo's chicken half in a brutal fight with her dodo half for dominance over their pony avatar.

>>29682955
But I already have a pony waifu.

You know what, fine, whatever. Hugs for fucking everybody.

>>29682942
Cutie Mark Crusaders Chaos Mare-ines? I can see it, a Raptor, Heretek and a Noise Marine!

God dammit, Discord.

>>29682950
I would rather that than twilight
>>29682955
So, doing so would HELP Fluttershy?
Absolutely not.

>>29682982
next he's going to give everyone doubles but you

>>29682974
Would that make AJ and Rarity Sisters of Battle?

>>29682957

THE TIME OF PROPHECIES IS NIGH

THE OLD ONES SHALL RISE AGAIN AND THE LAND SHALL BE BLANKETED IN THEIR SHADOW; THE DEAD SHALL RISE AND THE RIVERS SHALL RUN RED; THE ANCIENT PSALMS SHALL ECHO ACROSS THE HOLLOW LANDS

PROSTRATE THYSELF BEFORE THEM LEST YE GARNER THEIR UNHOLY ATTENTION; SEEK NOT ABSOLUTION, YE SHALL WISH ONLY FOR THE RELEASE OF OBLIVION

>>29682904
that's like the 4th time you've provided that link today, leth

>>29682982
That happened to me earlier. I had to clear my cache

>>29682982
Slow connection, also

>Not using a userstyle
>Not using 4chan X's quick reply

>>29682768
One soul offered so far guys. 999 to go.

>>29682928
I clicked the thumbnail expecting to get a better look at an idea that initially struck me with bemused derision.

But after looking at it a bit, this picture... is making me feel feelings. Confusing feelings. What are you people doing to me!?

>>29682989
>sisters

>>29682972
ponies probably give out hugs quite freely, no need to worry about jealousy

>>29682944
I don't know.
Like three people asked Max to have Gilda beating me up.
Only she knows why Celestia is there.

>>29682997

I use 4chan+

the quick-reply doesn't even appear when it gets like that

>>29682993
Yeah, well, I like to direct traffic I guess.

>>29682879
How do you like DEM apples?

>>29683000
Like your thoracic cavity is filled with ravenous butterflies that are devouring you from the inside out?

I know that feel.

>>29683004
Well, yes, I jelly.

>>29682989
AJ is a CC Termie, something like... Imperial Fists? Rarity is an Artificer specialized in armor-making with some Slaaneshi corruption (not sex-related, it's more about her perfectionism).

>>29682437

They are both mai cartoon pony waifus.

>>29683008
>4chan+

Faget

>>29683029
Good job missing the joke.

>Head of a Pony

>>29683024
If I didn't have to wake up in 7 hours i'd draw the exact same but with you in the middle....AND IN CRAYON

>>29683038
Yes. Care to elaborate? It's somehow related to the fact SB and AB are their sisters?

>>29683043
yeah, looks more like a goat

>>29683043
It was an ancient sculpture.

You are now aware that ponies rapidly evolved from some very ugly horse-like creatures under the supervision of celestia.

>>29683018
Yes, that exactly, how'd you guess?

ALSO MORE FEELINGS, STOP IT!

>>29682928
>>29682955
>>29683018

You must have quite a good security system and lots of loaded weapons to fend off the fanboys that would show up at your home and try to steal her, right?

>>29683048
Yes. That would be the joke.

>>29683037
>>29683008
Hey, for a week or so /b/ had a+ Vs. X discussion

Whata know, it is /b/ on /co/

>>29683043
>fanart

>>29683014
BUENO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oasfi6EDhqg

>>29683055
I'm ok with this fanon.

>>29683060
BECAUSE THAT FEELING IS CALLED LONGING, EMPTY, LONELY, LONGING.

>>29683065
Oh. I see.

+ > X

I'd hoped Hops was doing my depraved request but it's too damn late to stay up when I have work in ~6 hours, so I's out

>>29683060
No going back.
Time to choose your pony waifu.

While i'm going for a smoke someone link me to what a dodo looks like (or closest science can come up with)

>>29683068
No, that was /b/ emulating /g/.

/b/ is even having windows 8 discussions, only more retarded.

>>29683094
This is a dodo.

>>29683092

>>29683103
>Fluttershy walking like a dinosaur

>>29683108
>open the door

>>29683094
It looks like Scootaloo.
Come on man, haven't you seen Ice Age before? Remember the flightless birds?

>>29683094
Wikipedia is your friend

>>29683110
>GET ON THE FLOOR

Pony waifu role call.

Postem.

>>29683094

They only died, like, three hundred years ago. We have drawings.

>>29683132

>>29683132

>>29683043
His mouth is not necessarily his head.

His eyes look mostly pony, just more insane.

>>29683132

cloudkicker request done
i really had no idea what to do for cloud bondage, hopefully this is somewhere near what the requester wanted

>>29683132

no shame

>>29683144

Where you even sleep? Pony houses and beds would be small as fuck for a human.

>>29683144
That should be sadpinkie.exe.

>>29683132

She's just so intelligent and adorkable and I just wish I could move in with her and help her in the library, and we'd spend nights while cuddling and reading together...

>>29683132

>>29683157
>>29683136
you're a bit late.

>>29683132

trollface.mkv

>>29683132
[/poiler]

>>29683162
she can share you all at once

her vagina is about as spacious as a vacuum bag

>>29683165
Wait no

How did that spoiler get there

>>29683153
I dunno about sleep, but I'd wager that you'd be too busy going in and out of the girls to worry about the size of the furniture.

>>29683150
Clouds are pretty exploitable

Also, nice stuff there

>>29683150
Nicely done there, Hopsy. Taking anymore requests, bychance?

>>29683132

>>29683132
Unless I can assume Luna has exactly the personality I imagine, Fluttershy all the way.

>>29683132
Ha, joke's on you. I prefer humans.

>>29683132

>>29683155

>>29683170

>You will never be the center of attention of a bunch of drunken and horny ponies.

>>29683102
I totally forgot about that amazing piece!
>>29683115
Years ago.
>>29683132
Rainbow is the only one i'd be able to hang out with for a decent amount of time so I guess RD

So Tanman, do you need me to give you more info than Dragoon Gilda?
Or does that not work for some reason?

>>29683186
>>29683160
Go on, fight to the death.

Gilda would want it that way.

>>29683196
Pacce and I have an understanding

>>29683196

That's how Griffons choose mates. Which is also why their numbers are declining.

>>29683191
Two of whom have magic and imagination

...and read The Three Notes just now.

Anon, friend, listen, I understand what the author was getting at. Regret, that's the bottom thing, and it's hella sad. It's just that the fanfics aren't in that much of a way, at least. not to me. I've already read dozens of storys and seen many info and reaction pics dealing with regret. In a way, I've been spoiled in that regard. I don't deny that those story are sad, they are. I will put them on the grimfics list. Just wanted to voice my opinions on it all.

Night /co/, just wanted to read a few fanfics before a day of tiredness.

Hmm, I said good night. But I'm not, I need to stay up now, it's far to late to go to bed and wake up. Odd. Thank Notch for 1.8 survival.

>>29683205
It probably doesn't help then that Gilda is a lesbian...

>>29683174
not tonight, i have to work in 8 hours
i might tomorrow afternoon, though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZmaxc6Fq8
Ponies confirmed for aliens.

>>29683194

uh, I'm not sure. It depends really. I'm contemplating on how I'm going to get it to work, what with the anatomy of her hind legs. she has thumbs and her arms seems to be able to be moved like that of a human's but the legs though. I can try to stream the first steps of drawing it if you'd like.

>>29683212
If you insist
I WIN!

>>29683132
Lyra is mine.

>>29683219
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4OjDcDlzAw

>>29683212
>insert 'she isn't a lesbian' rebuttal here

>>29683206

I'd clop to that fic.

>>29683178
I'll totally fight you for her. Or um, maybe we could arrange something that doesn't involve fighting? That would be okay too. Every other weekend maybe?

>>29683213
okay.jpg

>>29682974

Cry yourselves to sleep

What are we talking about, again?

Why does the idea of getting slightly drunk with Twilight Sparkle then tickling her appeal to me so much?

>>29683228
wouldn't we all, anonymous, wouldn't we all

>>29683250
ponies, silly

keep up

>>29683251
...
Would yo do anything to her ears?

>>29683225

>My face when I have that video on repeat right now

Also anyone happen to have a gif of that one dance Applebloom did when performing the CMC theme? I have no idea how to describe it.

>>29683250
Miniature cartoon equines, good sir.

>>29683263
Next thread.

>>29683251
I don't know, but I want to try it too

>>29683249
>My waifu isn't in there

Well then.

>>29683221
Well, if you have another class in mind that you think would be better suited for her, I'm not picky.
I just want to see her dressed up pretty.

>>29683222
But you're not a girl.

>>29683227
Gay Gilda isn't really THAT important to me. I used to think of her only as gay, but, eh. I can actually see her going with guys. She'd prolly beat them up a bit and a stable relationship would likely be a laughable idea, but yeah...

>>29683247

Thank you, great art for Chaos Undivided.

>>29683249

Big Mac will be your best man.

Allmybits.jpg

oh hang on i have a thread in the barrel ready to shoot, no on else make one

>>29683262
Horses love it when you rub their ears and scratch behind them.

>>29683251
>tickling her

Sicko

>>29683262

Yeah. I'd rub the inside of her one of her ears gently, while scratching it with my other hand... and I'd probably give it a light play bit everyonce in awhile...

>>29683279
Equestrian ponies are related to dinosaurs, not horses.

Misnomers everywhere.

>>29683271

I'll see what I can do

>>29683282
>>29683279
Please dont do this too me ;-;

What's with all the waifufagging?

Since when do we like that?

I can make a new thread. Hold on.

>>29683298
Since forever, it's just a matter of getting people to admit it.


...where's the new thread?

t'da! new thread

>>29683303
>>29683303
>>29683303
>>29683303
>>29683303
>>29683303

>>29683297

Oh don't be such a beta.

>>29683307
Dont be such a faget

>>29683279
I'd be rubbing a bit lower down, too

okay, a lot lower down

>>29683304
lol sorry leth

>>29683298
It's the personalities first, and then you start being more and more okay with the horse thing.

>>29683236
I dunno, whatever Fluttershy prefers I guess. I've seen enough romantic comedies to know that if we both fight, she'll think poorly of us for solving things with violence. And if we try to work something out peacefully, she'll think we didn't care enough to fight. So the only way to win is to just ask instead of assuming. Unless we're faulted for not naturally knowing what she'd want in the first place...

I guess ultimately we may be doomed to failure no matter what we do, depends on the tone of the story we're living in and whether status quo must be maintained.

>>29683319
it was the other way around for me. Something in my brain broke and I started finding them attractive, then I started liking the personalities too much, and oh good god I need to go outside

>>29683314
I'd post a sad face, but I can't.

One of these days I'll be able to post my thread idea.

>>29683297

Can't you just imagine her leaning in close, a bit of a giggle, then giving you a quick kiss on the lips only to turn away blushing?

You guys do realize what you sound like, right?

You might not be at >flesh volcano, but dammit, you're trying.

>>29683322
That works. If it comes down to it, I'm totally okay with being friend-zoned.

>foreveralone.jpg

>>29683339
>implying this doesn't come naturally to me

>>29683339
Hey, at least we're not MLM

>>29683326
Yes, you need to go outside and straight to the nearest bridge.

>>29683339
Flesh volcano? This sounds sexy!

>>29683339
>flesh volcano wasn't even sexual, it was just taken out of context.

>>29683351
the nearest bridge to my house is like, 6 feet off of the ground

it wouldn't be very effective at killing myself with

>>29683368
PLACE SHARP OBJECTS AT THE BOTTOM

SOMETHING