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09/15/11(Thu)03:48 No.29681649>>29681448 "Ohmygoshohmygosh!" shouted a voice from behind. I turned to see a mint-green unicorn running toward me.
"I can't believe it, a real human, here, in Ponyville, did you come to take me to your reality?" she asked, all in one breath.
"I'm stuck here until I can find a way back. That is, if I even want to go back," I replied.
Her face fell. "I've felt different from other ponies my whole life. All I want to do is be a human! It doesn't matter what kind of human. I need HANDS!"
I turned to Twilight. "Do you have a body swap spell?"
"Well," said Twilight, "I do know one that Trixie messed up once. But I don't know if it'll work on a human."
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Bon-Bon sat on her rump, crying. I nuzzled her. "Hey. What's wrong?"
She pointed her hoof at Lyra in my body. "She doesn't care about anything anymore except working out, slimming down, and sex, sex, sex. I'm only in estrus a few days each month."
I shrugged my little pony shoulders. "Let me talk to her. Human instincts are stronger than pony instincts." |