Exist.

Act like Celestia.

Rape her

>>29678661
take her collection of young fillies.

>>29678661
something to do with tea probably

Be more interesting.

I just want Discord to interrupt Pinkie and sing a song in her place.

Have an awesome beard.

>>29678718
I want them to go cave exploring instead.

Rework the intro so that it looks like the show's all about him.

Have a shitty voice actor.

put dirt in her drink

paint a butt motif over her cutie marks and call her 'Cellulestia'

>>29678726

Tells her that she's been a bad daughter, and he never loved her.

>>29678735
Is this the new generic troll for the generals? Dis on Dscord's voice?

how are you going to watch mlp on saturday

>>29678748
See >>29678720

poop without wiping

>>29678761
No, they're the ones from Ponychan who don't know who Q is.

>>29678762
with my eyes

>>29678769
Or lowering the seat.

>>29678762
Stream, then Mentos' HD upload.

>>29678789
or flusing

>>29678758
What in the hell

>>29678787
I thought I was the only one that injected pony into my eyes.

call her and hang up a lot.

>>29678789
do male ponies pee while standing ?

>>29678791
You gunna post that on the Linkboard?

>>29678810
or washing his hands

>>29678791
is mentos still uploading?

>>29678814

Is an old blizzard joke.

>>29678762
On my TV in glorious HD. Enjoy your stream, peasants.

>>29678829
Mentos links them all in the googledoc that's already listed.

>http://mrch.me/mlp

>>29678843
Yep, he came by a few weeks ago and said that he'll be doing it this season too.

>>29678826

anatomy would seem to dictate they do

>>29678842
But he does punch her towel maid.
He has his manners.

>>29678762
Record that shit because there's no way in hell I'm waking up at 6am on a saturday, not even for ponies.

>>29678849
tripfag mcgee nobody cares because they've all got hdtvs too

>>29678849
Enjoy watching it with no one, forever alone.

>>29678762
Record on my DVR and watch it at a time that isn't stupid

>>29678762
I won't. I'll have to wait until Sunday to watch it. ;_;

>>29678661
Make fun of how she looks like a giraffe.

Anyone feel like making their own Magical Legend Pony?

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=mlpony

>>29678875
Some people don't have The Hub.

>>29678884
If by no one you mean my sister, then yes. I'll probably be glancing at the threads during the time it airs, like I did every single time I caught it on TV for season one.

>>29678884
>BECAZ FREENDSHIP IS DA THEM OF DA SHOW!!!111 LUV AND TOLERANTS

>>29678862
>pony anatomy

>>29678884

you're still alone in the streams.

we're always alone.

but you gotta be in the streams, its gunna be historic.

from a internet fandom perspective, anyway.

>>29678762
Three hours after the fact since I work on Saturday morning and have to record it for when I get home.

some guy in the mlp reddit said he will be running a high quality stream. he did a test the other day and 5,000 people showed up what the fuck.

http://www.dinkypage.com/bronystate

>>29678924
>This bulky male pony is a unicorn who is creative. His coat is green. He has a short mane that is gray and white. His narrow eyes are alabaster. His mark is a guitar and an ear of corn.
What is this I don't even. It's hideous.

>>29678912
And a swan.

"And I thought I was an animal mishmash."

'You seem to have kept your old jabs.'

"And you let the last millenia get to you, dear."

>>29678951

is there going to be a /co/ stream?

i think watching it with those brony faggots would suck.

>>29678936

Lyra is an aberration though, which is precisely why so many like her

>>29678951
The stream wouldn't be fun with that many people. You couldn't read any of the comments that fly by.

>>29678661
pelvic thrust while she's trying to tell him something important

>>29678966
eeyup

Taking art requests, don't expect it to be good.

>>29678976
Feels good man.

>>29678924

>This pudgy female pony is a unicorn who is obsessive and absent-minded. Her coat is plum-colored. She has a mane that is black, and it reminds you of a drifting cloud. Her hooded eyes are violet. Her mark is an acorn and a bar of soap.

What is this I don't even

Discord doesn't seem threatening at all.

He sounds like a pudgy middle-aged stock-broker and he looks like he's from some cartoon for little kids. I thought he was supposed to be some big deal villain but I guess Lauren lied to us.

>>29678997
oh! oh!
how about.........twilight climbing a tree, and shes REALLY pissed

>>29678976
My dad is the one who got me into this.

He fucking emailed me a link to the applebuck season.

>>29678924
Arright let's see what I rolled this t-
>This leanly-built female pony is a pegasus who is uneducated and kind. Her coat is midnight black. She has an extremely long mane that is brown and green. Her slanted eyes are yellow. Her mark is an oroborous.
wow.

just wow.

>>29678971

I am hoping we will see the return of the 30 person streams with many of the regulars. Back when 30 people was bragged about that is.

And sadly I can't even remember who hosted though, all I remember is the episodes when rerun were broken up by all kinds of nonsensical stuff playing

>>29679008
>This ungainly filly is a unicorn who is sarcastic, incoherent, and vicious. Her coat is jet black. She has an extremely long mane that is violet. Her slitted eyes are coffee-colored. Her mark is a parasol.

pretty much lol

>>29678956
Rolling again because that thing shouldn't be.
>This small stallion is an earth pony who is fashionable. His coat is gold. He has a mane that is orange, and it reminds you of a wave of water. His wide eyes are scarlet. His mark is four pickaxes.
There we go. A Dorf Pony Miner.Perfect.

>>29678924

>This large colt is an earth pony who is smooth-talking and self-aggrandizing. His coat is blue. He has a mane that is white, and it reminds you of a shark's fin. His almond-shaped eyes are midnight black. His mark is three cookies.

fucking cookie monster shark pony!

fuck yes!

>>29678966

>>29679015
> looks like he's from some cartoon for little kids

oh lawdy, please tell me that you're just ctrl+v-ing from people on ponychan that don't see the irony in that

>>29678924
>This small stallion is an earth pony who is ignorant and honorable. His coat is brown. He has a straight mane that is black. His eyes are cherry red. His mark is a dirigible and a bear.
lol a bear!? wtf is this thing broken?

>>29678976
I keep waiting for him to ask, but all he does is talk about how he would help his grandfather do physical labor all day and get payed for it. Then when I go and do physical labor all day with him I don't get paid unless I keep on asking and make a general ass of myself.

>>29679023
I only remember going into Basil's, and there were a lot more than 30 in there.

Shhhhhhhhh.

>>29678924
Hmm, lets see...


This elegant male pony is an earth pony who is unintelligent and nihlistic. His coat is white. He has an extremely long, straight mane that is gray. His eyes are rust-colored. His mark is a dish.

I LIKE DISHES

>>29678924
>This bulky stallion is a pegasus who is shy, logical, and honorable. His coat is plum-colored. He has a wavy mane. His eyes are red. His mark is three emeralds.

Ponychanselfinsert.png

>>29679019
>oroborous

Oh?

>>29679065
hey look, that turtle furfag guy actually did something decent.

>>29679048

Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a bear with a dirigible?

>>29678976
wrong...my dad just wanted more vodka and drunken sex

>>29679091
holy fuck lol we stand no chance

>>29679089
Yeah, except he didn't.

>>29679060

The one am thinking of was called Post Office of Ponyville and a few other things, was on livestream and kept getting reported by some trolling bastard

>>29679065
Ha. That one wasn't that bad actually.

>>29679065
nice

anyone know a good pony collection for download? recently lost all my stash when my computer crashed :(.

Two-parter end theory:
When Discord is awoken, he manipulates Ponyville into gradual hostility, he feeds on their negative emotions, making him stronger. The mane 6 go into the maze and cave in to his tricks, but in the end, they come to, aware of his trick, cutting off Discord's life force and sending him into yet another dimension. He goes out in a fabulous pose.
Although Celestia and Luna are immune (or highly resistant) to his manipulation, he is a major threat because he can push every other life form against them.

>>29679117
STOP LAUGHING PINKIE PIE

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LAUGH ABOUT YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD

>>29679065
haha oh that kinky turtle
funny stuff

>>29679128
Here's a good one.

http://www.mediafire.com/?8wp60guxaat07ez

>>29679113
Must have been before I was around then. Don't remember that at all.

If I had cable I'd stream it for /co/, but I don't.

>>29679016

>>29679133
Discord killed them

I found my new Mary Sue pony.

>This ungainly filly is a unicorn who is social and air-headed. Her coat is gray. She has a mane that is violet, and it reminds you of a drifting cloud. Her slitted eyes are indigo. Her mark is an ankh.

>>29679117
seeing how happy that cartoon horse is only makes me realize how pointless my life is and how alone I am

So, the season 2 premiere is going to be in two parts right?

>Part 1: The mane 6 beat Discord and he returns their horns and wings
>completely mixes up whose supposed to get what
>Part 2: The mane 6 has to deal with having one another's abilities (rainbow Dash with a horn, Twilight with wings etc) and overcome discord
>First lesson of the new season: Something about walking in someone else's shoes or some shit.

>>29679154
Man, she is pissed.

>>29679154
Now draw braeburn riding a horse.

>>29679160
>Her mark is an ankh.
what happened? you stroke out?

>>29679154
fucking win!

>>29679153

This was way the fuck back, before February even I think. I just really liked that stream and people that were lurking there, had a good, fun atmosphere.

I just hope we see some more like it.

"This bulky colt is a unicorn who is imaginative and heroic. His coat is blue. He has a mane that reminds you of a pile of shredded paper. His droopy eyes are royal purple. His mark is four flying saucers."

>>29679188
egyptian symbol of life

>>29679191
first time I have seen you around these parts

>>29679188
>not knowing what an ankh is
egyptian mythology. read up on it.

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD TWILIGHT SPARKLE

>>29679222
I WOULD DOWNLOAD HER WITH THE FIRST OF THE NORTH STAR

>>29679217

flying saucer out dates you, bro.

>>29679217
He was around before the mass banning, iirc.

>>29679222
I would.

>>29679222
...yes I would?

>>29679217

You are fucking new retard.

>>29679222
FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD

Discord erodes harmony. He threatens to destroy friendships for fun, so he must himself be destroyed.

>>29679222
Fuck if I wouldn't try.
Oh, wait, I did. Desktop ponies count.

>>29679247
Okay.

>>29679222
FUCK YOU!
I WOULD IF I COULD!

Even f it took forever ;_;

So are the young ponies just there so Cheerilee can give exposition or will they factor into the story you think?

Maybe Discord tries to tempt them in order to toy with the adults?

>>29679235
>>29679243

Must been on hiatus for a pretty long time.

>>29679261
>Desktop ponies.
>Not putting 50 Tony Starks and OPPP on your screen

>>29679222
>MrsCake.Rld
>520 TB
>1seed/1peer
mother

fuck.

>>29679222
I WOULD BUT SHE DOESN'T RUN ON LINUX BECAUSE HASBRO WON'T RELEASE HER SOURCE CODE

ALL I GET IS THIS SHITTY HALF-ASSED CLONE INSTEAD OF A PROPER PORT

>>29679282
........post your desktop anon

>>29679222
FUCK YOU i would if i could

>>29679217

I have resurfaced for the new season is all, and I am excite

>>29679222

>>29679303
well, welcome back.

> CMCs released Discord.
> Still no arts and jokes about it.

I though there should be something by now.

>>29679303
HEY, HEY YOU

Finish that one story

>>29679160
The fuck is a cutie mark?

>>29679270

The fucking CMC awake Discord with their bullshit.

>>29679261
>desktop ponies

>>29679302
>>29679267
>>29679261
>>29679245
>>29679243
>>29679233

>downloading twilight sparkle
>1 seeder
>stops at 98.5%
>for months

>>29679270
I mean, in-universe, they're there as part of a field trip, obviously.

As far as the Laws of Story go, yes, they're only there to advance the plot. They may try and sneak some character development in.

>>29679291
Pinkie pie is free and open source

Pinkie pie is anything you want her to be

>>29679130
That's a highly plausible theory though you could add that they used the elements of harmony to reverse the effect, annihilate his life force completely to the point that he no longer have a body or awareness. That, and Discord is just discord given life and flesh, all of wars and hostility conjired up in one place, which is why the Eternal Sisters lock him up in the first place but not before he plays on last trick on Luna, causing her to use black magic to become NMM

>>29679325
I did not know that yet

>>29679326

HEY HEY

You actually inspired me to work on it again, its just slow as I had no materials to work from and had to essentially refigure out wtf is going on

>>29679178

Do you think Twilight would be able to perceive the crack in the fourth wall that Pinkie Pie used to kidnap you to Equestria? Or, after finding out how much you can do with your hands, would she and the other mane 6 decide to keep you?

>>29679340
i would cry, forever, it would hurt. but if there is one thing humans excel at, its persevering.
On a related note.
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www.livestream.com/dooks

finally fixed internetz, teaching how to color

>>29679365
Probably no on all counts. What your hands can do, magic can do tenfold better. They might keep you as a pet, though.

>>29678924
It can also make magic spells.

>>29679379
No color

teach me how to Dougie

>>29679340
>stops at 98.5%

>>29679341
SS and DT end up off on their own in the hedge maze. Discord pops in and offers DT something in exchange for playing a little "prank" on the mane six. SS, usually willing to go along with DT on anything, doesn't think it's such a good idea and tried to talk her friend out of it.

>>29679222

I'd download Rainbow Dash.

>>29679317

>>29679391

>Bear seduction

THATS HOW WE DEFEAT THE BEAR IN THE DIRIGIBLE!

>>29679389
>Ponies would most likely stick you in a zoo

That's why whenever you're in a situation while in a different reality you must become 100% Ninja and kill all those that know of you.

>>29679391
>cursed ceremony of steak sauce
ALL MY BLOOD.

>>29679391
>thought Lance

That would make a cool band name.

>>29679404
WEEEEEEEELP
RUINED

is anyone streaming right now? Fluffy? SB? MS?

>>29679446

MS and Dooks.

>>29679365
Ponies may have magic, but they don't have the drive, ambition, and innovation that humans do. They're too complacent.

They'd keep a human around as a local inventor (granted you're not an uncreative retard) or a skilled laborer, just like a dragon.

>>29679389

Unicorns can't be dropping all the shit they're hovering for every little thing a pony needs. I mean, if Twilight had to help out Fluttershy every time a mouse needed a tiny little cast, what would she ever get done??

>>29679404
Aww, I want Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara to make for-real friends with Apple Bloom and the CMC. Power of friendship motherfuckers!

>>29679389
>They might keep you as a pet, though.
Falling asleep curled up on the end of the bed of a pony...

HNNNGGGGGH.

>>29679441
How about Snails saves Twist from danger then?

>>29679391
>Curse of become victors
>You dare challenge me? Now you are cursed to succeed in all of your endeavors! Cower at the fate you have brought down upon yourself!

>>29679461
>Local inventor
>Build basic shit humans have had since forever, like electromagnetic generators and motors
>Be credited with electricity, the magic that lets even earth ponies light up the night without lifting a finger or bothering with outdated and inefficient candles
>Start a minor industrial revolution

Profit.

>>29679500
It might be a buff. Or, you know, they succeed at dying.

>>29679500
>always win at everything
>that's boring...I must be...IN HELL!

>>29679485
wait you mean that wasn't another episode exerpt I didn't know about?

well then idgaf.

though snails saving twist would be cute.

Hey guys, MS is still streaming

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

sfw stuff now

9 places left for whoever wants to watch

>>29679530
No, you're on an airplane.

>>29679389
Nope.

Scientific vivisection.

Good evening gentlemen, any requests?

>>29679539
Yeah I was just speculating on stuff they could do with the young ponies so they're just just window dressing.

>>29679563
draw or write?

I would kill each and every one of you and wear your blubbery skins like clothes if it meant that I could hug applejack.

>>29679389
>A human agreeing to be anything's pet

They don't deserve to be called human.

>>29679563
>21th

Who let Twist in at karaoke?

So I just saw the new CMC season 2 clip
Fucking CMC releasing Discord.
I still love them and if thy argue like this every time I will love them even more.

>>29679563

Spitefire flying with fluttershy.

>>29679317
FUCK YOU!

i did and it was horrid

>>29679581
Lyra X Applejack OTP?

>>29679548
Why should I trust you?

YOU'RE HITLER.

>>29679626

>>29679622
>hey man
>yeah man
>hey
>yeah
>dude
>what is it
>suck my dick
>kay
>OH GOD THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT
>DO YOU EVEN CLEAN IT
>lol nope

>>29679563
ponies drinking soda

>>29679605
I think the whole pointless arguing schtick was really out of character for them, I hope the whole season isn't inane bullshit like

>LOL LETS YELL AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON DERP DERP DERP

>>29679170

I doubt this is what will end up happening, but I kind of wish it was.

Rarity: Pegasus. At first she's okay with again having wings, but once she has to start doing all her labor with her finely groomed hooves...
Twilight: Pegasus. Now that she can't study magic she becomes aloof and undisciplined and starts acting more like Dash.
Applejack: Unicorn. Gets used to picking apples en masse with telekinesis and is hesitant to give up her powers.
Fluttershy: Earth pony. Takes to it surprisingly well.
Rainbow Dash: Earth Pony. "MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!!" Fucking upset that Fluttershy isn't upset.
Pinkie Pie: Unicorn. God help Equestria.

>>29679128
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Seeds are Magic

Sorry, I was staving off starvation in MC.

>>29679170
this is dumb and you're dumb

stop being dumb

>>29679658

This! The first time they fucking fight and they release a cosmic horror.

>>29679658
But they can still argue sometimes right?

Seeing as how we are on the subject of humans and Equestria, does anyone here remember when we came up with that idea about some knight that is trapped in the Everfree Forest?

A few people said they were interested in writing a story about it but I haven't heard anything recently.

>>29679660
Oh no, no, Twilight gets to be an earth pony along with Dash. The two ponies most defined by their breeds' unique abilities get stripped of both of them.

I don't think I'd kill anybody to hug Applejack, but I dunno... I might bake a cake or make some wine or something to do it.

>>29679660
I like it. My only thought is it's basically earth ponies become unicorns become pegasi become earth ponies. Could use some more racial variation.

>>29679682
Sure, just like they have before - but it was just petty bickering over something that actually mattered, and it still came off light-hearted and friendly - they even usually had one of the three mitigating the situation.

In this clip they're just acting like retarded brats for no good reason. Seemed stupid to me.

and Scootaloo's characterization felt particularly off.

>>29679297
>My shit background.
Forever ashamed

>>29679687
Is it a living, European Knight, or just his bones, magically animated by the ambient energy of the forest?

Ok, so how bout:

>Discord steals their horns and wings, and Pinkie's just like, "Well I feel great!"
>Twilight or somebody says "Pinkie, you always feel great!"
>Discord hears this, plots something evil, challenges Pinkie to keep up her facade

>>29679712
this is also dumb

thank god this show has writers more talented than the faggots on this board

>>29679705

Maybe Discord was, you know, sowing discord among them.

>>29679687
Humans can't exist in equestria because they've been extinct for thousands of years.

They wiped themselves out, leaving the various animals that hadn't died out yet (mainly farm animals and other lucky beasts) to happen upon old gene therapy serums and lap that shit up like candy.

Suddenly planet of the ponies and crazy monsters everywhere.

>>29679710
>wotlk

>>29679660
>Now that she can't study magic she becomes aloof and undisciplined and starts acting more like Dash.
>allofmymoney.jpg

Wait. What did I miss again? CMC?

>>29679705

I think the worst is Sweetie, she is always calm and now she is a little bitch calling her friend a dodo.

>>29679732
Fair enough.

It still seemed dumb.

>>29679734

>planet of the ponies


I have always liked this interpretation

>>29679738
I keep that monitor off now.

Do you ever think Applejack gets sick of Apples?

>>29679712
"I FEEL GREAT I FEEL GREAT I FEEL GREAT I FEEL BAD"

>>29679758
Me two.
It's my favorite but the only problem is that it doesn't explain magic.

>>29679365

Keep me?

Good luck trying to send me back!

>>29679732

How? He was trapped their bullshit release him.

>>29679748
This is also a good point. In Stare Master Sweetie Belle was always trying to calm her friends down, not so much in the clip.

I do like that she's shown to be slightly retarded still though, just from her speech and mannerisms.

>inb4 sweetie poo is canon

>>29679734
>Only Celestia knows about who ruled the planet before she did.
Anyone who wants to plop their hairless ape ass into Equestria is vaporized at first sight.

>>29679770

Yea, then Twi will be sick of books.

>>29679771
Faceless, have you done more sexy Discord writing yet?

>>29679770

>>29679774
Perhaps humans had magic way back when, and their apocalypse was magic-powered rather than science and technology-powered.

>>29679781
>clip
New clip? Is it on youtube? Guys?

>>29679778
Well he is very powerful...
Maybe just his presence even if he was a statue is enough to make people argue...

>>29679774
Special nanobots meant to help humans unlock their latent telekinesis that somehow infected horses, probably as a last ditch war effort

>>29679774

Well it could if the Earth and humans in question already had magic. The Earth that fell there need not necessarily be our Earth or civilization. Maybe the pre historic Equestrian humans were steampunk or magitech type guys

>>29679746
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/09/season-2-clip-featuring-cmc.html

>>29679811
Thanks.

>>29679797
nope.wav

>>29679781

She is not slightly retard she just take her time.

>>29679806
So he is the embodiment of 4chan?

>>29679809
hey, it's you. I recognize that name.

welcome back?

>>29679806
Trapped villains orchestrating their own escape is nothing new. It'd make sense if he had just enough influence to get them to argue, and then fed off it.

>>29679778

Maybe his very presence can cause shit to go down? Maybe his prison was just weak enough to push them into fighting.

>>29679836

Thank you dear anon. My excite cannot be contained

>>29679774
What if it was humans so advanced, that we had created technology that was practically magic?

Like a special horn device that let you tap into the power of the universe with your brain

And we started putting them on horses because it was funny to watch them levitate themselves and explode after five minutes

>>29679711
We never decided.

I think the plan of it was there is a strange but kind creature that has appeared in the Everfree Forest. It's covered head to foot in metal. After a while the ponies get it to do things for them, then they start taking advantage of it's kindness.

After that we moved on to another discussion about how humans are from a somewhat distant kingdom and were originally given metallurgy, architecture, and that sort of thing by Nightmare Moon so she could use them in her war against Celestia. Their creativity combined with their violence scares her so badly that she decides not to use them but is banished before she can get rid of them. Celestia finds out about the humans and drives them off across the sea. 300 years later they return seeking vengeance.

And after that we moved on to how humans left the Earth for space long, long ago and stop by every now and then to see how all the new races are doing.

And then we went back to talking about ponies fucking each other.

>>29679848
Has anyone figured out why Celestia doesn't just kick Discord's ass with her badass magic?

She can't need the elements to defeat him, because after banishing Luna she didn't have them for a thousand years...

>>29679660
>Twilight: Pegasus. Now that she can't study magic she becomes aloof and undisciplined and starts acting more like Dash.
sooo she's sibsy?

>>29678924
I did this once.
I got hair resembling a waterfall, and she has strong morals or some shit..

>>29679864
Because Discord is even more powerful than Celestia.

>>29679864
He was probably imprisoned before the Luna incident.

They probably worked together to imprison him.

>>29679864
...What if Discord was present before the NMM incident?

>>29679875

SHE NEEDS MORE MORALITY!

>>29679878
So he's even older than a thousand years?

That sounds crazy to me.

Besides which, Luna's back now, so couldn't they kick his ass together?

why the fuck haven't we seen a luna clip yet oh god i want her to be in the show so badly

>>29679855
You can explain EVERYTHING that way. Well, not sure about that part where they need a winged horse to cycle night and day and control weather manually.

You can explain it with "lol the Matrix" though.

>>29679864

Judging by the glass windows in Canterlot shown in some of the screen shots we've seen, it took both Luna and Celestia to stop him.

hash oil whacked me in the head with a shovel, god damn

still not waking up at 6 for ponies, that's too fucking early for anything

>>29679864
>Dragon threatens entire country?
>Send student and her untrained and mentally unstable friends
It worked once didn't it?

>>29679899
The magical apocalypse is the thing that destroyed the natural order, so now the ponies have to manage nature. Jetfire wrote it into Dangerous Business and I always thought it was a neat idea.

>>29679893
I'll keep repeating this in the hopes that I can wish it into being:

NMM v. Discord

Like Hexadecimal v. Daemon

>>29679855
Humans started to get into advanced science.
Discovered a method of teleportation.
Sadly it was on a very small scale, only something the size of a letter.
A race began on who could create a device to do the same thing on a massive scale.
On such industry pulled it off and, in the haste to be the first to prove it worked, decided to forgo any testing.
>The device was activated.
>Goes horribly too right.
>Ends up teleporting entire system into time space.

>>29679855
Or it could just be magic.

> Discord shows up.

> Removes the superior master race horns and wings from their owners.

> Also changes their elements so all of them must figure out which element they now are.

>>29679947
So magic just came back and ponies mastered it?

which pony would you like to groom

>>29679700

I noticed that/thought that too. But If I made Twilight an Earth Pony, and keep Dash as an Earth pony, then Fluttershy becomes a Pegasus again. And If I make Fluttershy a Unicorn, then either Pinkie Pie or applejack can't be unicorns, and I really like those as concepts.

It just felt right to me this way, but I would love to hear more takes on the idea. It'll be like that one good episode of the new Futurama.

>>29679864
It's all a part of the training.

Don't mind me, just posting some lineart


www.livestream.com/dooks

>>29679893
>The girls use the elements to power Luna up to a level like Celestia. The two adult alicorns are able to subdue and imprison the trickster god.
We are now left with the two sisters as equals.
>The girls are unsure of how to feel about this, considering she looks so much like NMM.
>Then the two sisters hug or some shit.

>>29679966
>pic
>Twilight still has her horn

aww shit nigga, Q in my magic?

>>29679963
Squiggletail

>>29679980

IM THROWING MY MONEY BUT IS NOT WORKING!

>>29679963

Twilight has very brushable hair.

>>29679962
I ain't got to explain shit, it's magic.

Seriously, you can explain it however you like. Maybe humanity has never been able to use magic and all our stories of wizards have been some guy saying "Wouldn't it be cool if I could shoot fireballs out of my hands or teleport or whatever?"

>>29679980
>hug
Awww.

>>29679963
Squiggletail
I have no experience and I'm to lazy.
She will then groom herself and I still have a pony.
I win

Hey guys, Rose is streaming

Get in here

http://www.livestream.com/ThornArt

It's a voice stream so keep your volume on

>>29679984
I expect redubs on Youtube within 24 hours of airing.

>>29679963
Splotchbutt

>>29680014
There's already one.

>>29680014

They´re already out.

>>29679963

i'd like to preen rainbow dash's cute wings

with my dick

>>29679660
Make Rarity Earth and Fluttershy Unicorn.
I actually kind of love this whole concept...

>>29680033
>>29680034
Link dat shit then.

Anyway then I expect MORE redubs.

>>29680003
We are also good at killing things, just like apes.

>I am now imagining one of the main cast frozen in terror as some blood soaked human hums to himself while gently brushing her mane.

>>29680014
>24 hours
Yeah, no. We're way too fast for that.
Btw, I baked a batch of S2E1 macros, and they just came out of the oven now. Spoilertagged for obvious reasons.

>>29680045
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P9RdSeQKqY

>>29680045
Here ya go.
http://tinyurl.com/3nbbeev

>>29680046
>blood soaked space marine happily brushing Fluttershy with a comb made out of the bones of his enemies

>>29680046
Or nonchalantly field dresses a manticore.

>"..."
>'...'
>"Did I need a licence to kill this?"

>>29680047
so swag that he appears not as a human being, but a ball of pure light

>>29679966
>New Futurama
>Only one good episode

http://workingorder.deviantart.com/art/Friendship-is-Awesome-258423676

>This shit

>>29680076
Wow that was so bad.

>>29680045
>>29680045
>>29680045

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5DE6xrCgLA

>>29680074
Iknoright? Discord is swag incarnate.

>youtube

Speaking of which, who are we expecting to be the primary uploader, and will it be HD or what? Is Pensive still planning to upload at normal resolution this time around?

>>29680076
Bitch please, I posted that shit before it was posted as shit.
>Shit hipster

>>29680098
I think we only got streams confirmed...
Anyway there are so many uploaders now it doesn't even matter.

>>29680098
I think Pensivepony and Angrytigerp are still doing Season 2 duties. Also, the Dinkypage Brostate whatever thing is gonna livestream the eps while they're playing on TV. Or so I hear, anyway.

>>29680075

I stopped watching Newturama after they name-dropped Twitter and Susan Boyle. What the fuck.

So, was there actually a good ep?

>>29680098
I'll be uploading them as soon as Mentos releases them.

>>29680072
>"Wait a second, is Manticore meat poisonous?"
>"......"
>"Oh, right."

>>29680126
Oh, I'm sure they had 1 or 2 good episodes out of the whole pile.
>>29680131
Which one is your channel?

>>29680116
>>29680115
>>29680131

Aha good to hear, seems everything is pretty much covered then. Glad to hear Mentos is on the case again too, delicious 1080 goodness

Guys, I kinda got drunk then jacked it to Twilight. How do I live with myself now, or is suicide my only options.

>>29680142
It's the playlist that's in the linkboard.

>>29680135
Such is life in the 'ville.

>>29680152
Tell me what you were thinking, anon.

I wonder, why doesn't hasbro set up their own stream?

Random note: I made Discord a rapist in just about all my macros and I have no fucking idea why.
>>29680153
Alright, thanks.

>>29680142
>image

...I love you, man. I'm saving this.

>>29680152
Are you afraid your true pony waifu will know? You know, honesty is the best policy.

>>29680152
Do you like Twilight?

The solution is to jack off to a pony you hate. Trust me, I'm a whale biologist.

>>29680152

its not your fault Twilight is so damn sexy

>>29680152
I knew that feel.

Then I did it again, just because.

And again.

Then I stopped fapping entirely out of fear of jacking it to ponies a fourth time.

Oh god, now I'm getting a boner imagining making out with twilight

Brb suicide

>>29680152

Who hasn't done that? Come back when you get arrested for exposing yourself to elementary school children at a bus stop after drinking a pint of vodka and eating a handful of Xanax.

>>29680152
There are two solutions. One involves a gun in your mouth.
The other is a secret

Wait if everyone is coming back...
Does that mean that Kamin...
Oh no

>>29680080
>"So what do you humans do for fun?"
>"Lots of stuff, I like video games."
>"Video games?"
>"Yeah, I like First Person Shooters, it's so fun to just go and gun down as many people as you can before you get killed."
>"...."

>>29680190
You gunna fap to ponies bro?

>>29680166
Really, dude? Neat! I baked this batch o' macros an hour ago, and I was tired as hell. I honestly expected to get flak for these, in the vein of "HURR DURR UR JUST MAKIGN STOOPID RAPE JOKES." Good to see my work is appreciated.
>>29680200
No, I think he's gone for good. No need to worry about that particular faggot.

>>29680200
Last I heard he went to ponychan.

>>29680200
I haven't seen him for months.

He could be lurking among us right now, Fluttershy plushie in one hand, boner in the other, waiting for his chance to strike...

>>29680202
No.

>>29680201
That's poor representation and not knowing your audience.
In that situation, you say "listening to music and reading books."

>>29680198
>That secret is two guns in your mouth, but the other has the hand of your greatest enemy on the trigger.
I hope you have friends to remove the hand after.
Let the detectives get confused as FUCK

>>29680160

That she would be the type to get horny when tickled. I don't even know man, tickling doesn't turn me on but I imagined tickling her and listening to her laugh then she kisses me and things went on from there.

>>29680171

I guess if I had a Pony "waifu" it would be Twilight?

>>29680223
You sure you're not gunna be fappin to ponies?

>>29680201
I imagine at least RD would love FPS. Especially fast ones like Q3A.

>>29680217
I don't know to fell sorry for ponychan or to fell sorry for him...

>>29680201

Yeah, but people are really good at killing each other, that's like the thing we're the best at, just finding another country and fucking their day up, raping their women, salting the earth and burning the land

>>29680047
>>29680244

>>29680225
>Well, I like music and books
>Oh, which ones?

>Hand her a CD full of king crimson/dream theater, some black metal, a H.P. Lovecraft compilation, and lord of the flies

>>29680225
Well I could say that, but I was trying to continue the theme of humans doing shit that appalls ponies without realizing it.

>>29680238
Yes, I am.

>>29680251
We are better at building than killing. Proof: we aren't extinct yet.

>>29680253

I thought that was some mouse thing with big ears, I think it's time for bed

>>29680260
>implying Twilight wouldn't love the fuck out of progressive metal

We'd be head banging to Endless Sacrifice in a very short time

>>29680256
10/21

>>29680260
...
Maybe meeting ponies wasn't such a good idea guys

>>29680223
You can fap to humanized, it's kinda like real porn

ANYWAYS Someone want me to draw?

fapping to ponies... i know that feel. it eventually consumed me and i had to cut off my own penis to reclaim my life. i dont really regret any of it though.

Howdy y'all. I got a question fer ya.

I let Apple Bloom run the cart while I had to run some errands and she wasn't keeping track of sales or inventory very well.

We had red delicious apples for sale for five bits and fuji apples for sale for eight bits. The total collected was 4116 bits for 600 apples sold. Any idea how we can figure out just how many of each that little filly sold?

>>29680274
Ok.
I choked on whiskey.
You are a clever bastard.

>>29680277

I guess she doesn't want to see my collection of vintage 8mm beast tapes, either

>>29680238

>fapping to rarity

>>29680272
Would this short time be approximately one-sixth of a minute?
>>29680274
11/21

>>29680163 why doesn't Hasbro stream?

Hasbro hates money.

If they streamed, they could run ads geared toward adult fans, and we'd have no way to fast-forward through them.

They could advertise a porcelain Rarity wearing her Element necklace, with real 18k gold highlight and a genuine point-cut amethyst. They'd make more cash than Sweetie Belle can make horse apples.

>>29680289

bitch is lying, nobody sells that many apples

>>29680260
>"Oh, I also like movies"
>"Really?"
>"Yeah, have you ever heard of Silence of the Lambs?"

>>29680289

4.The answer is always 4.

>>29680303
>porcelain Rarity wearing her Element necklace, with real 18k gold highlight and a genuine point-cut amethyst

WHERE IS MY SPIKE MONEY PICTURE?

>>29680288
>Its not thinly veiled at all.
>Its blatant as fuck.
>Twilight wakes up from a nightmare.
Que opening song.

>>29680324

>>29680303
no kidding, I mean why let other people get the views I thought they were all about just selling merch

>>29680235
that's... kinda cute

>>29680327
13/21

>>29680289

I COULD do your math homework for you, kid, but I don't have paper and a pencil handy.

>>29680307
Apple Bloom may not be very good at trackin' sales an' inventory, but she ain't a liar! You take that back, Anonymous!

>>29680289
Not really, but assuming it was as close as possible:

316 red delicious
317 fuji.

>>29680360
Wait shit I misread the 600 sold bit.

Hang on real answer coming.

>>29680355

shes a total liar.

also she said you were stupid and smelled like feet.

wait you dont know what feet smell like...

>>29680267
Humans would have the best cutie marks.

>Pony has three gems
>Human as a fucking bundle of cash right there on their hip
>Pony has a sparkle
>Human has the large hadron collider
>Pony has a cutesy cloud with a lightning bolt
>Human has an A-10 thunderbolt
>Pony has some apples
>Human has a combine harvester
>Pony has some butterflies
>Human has a hunting rifle and a dead bear

>>29680346
14/21
By the way, anyone have a feeling that Scootadodo fanart is just around the corner? Honestly, I'd be ok with this.

>>29680267


>>29680277
It's a GREAT idea. Equestria winds up in a war and Celestia can't use her sun hacks to get out of it who do you think they are going to call on to help come up with clever read: fucking brutal battle plans and ideas for new weapons? Gryphons? Don't make me laugh.

>>29680289

228 red delicious, 372 fuji

I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.

>>29680369
Yer cruisin' fer a buckin', partner.

Wait, did s2e1 air?

Oh dear.
I guess Glamorkat is in the IRC.
Or something.
Grapevines and shit.

>>29680373
15/21
Why are we doing math homework ITT? And can I submit mine?
>>29680390
Just some sneak peeks. I'll ask Leth to add 'em to the linkboard.

>>29680375
y'all niggas think you seen some shit, wait till you see some of dis military nuke missile shit, real talk, vaporize a nigga and his entire family from halfway across the globe

>>29680392
Who's Glamorkat, again?

>>29680375
Well, they'd be fighting the Gryphons. With our superior intellect and willingness to skin gryphons for food, feather cloaks, and fur tunics, what's to stop us?

>>29680389

big talk, you're made of marshmallow.

come at me you little freak.

>>29680372
Worst, too.
>pony has a comfy chair
>human has a piss jug

>>29680389
>you will never get into a heated argument with Applejack, termpers flaring before the two of you set aside your differences and make up, embracing in the passion of your forgiveness, cares thrown to the wind as your resolution quickly spirals out of control into a riotous lust

>>29680405
animator for MLP

I imagine a human-pony collaboration city as being these huge, hexagonal skyscrapers interconnected with open skywalks that goes up into a cloudbank, with more walks all around and a complex local weather control/power generation system that uses both pegasus and human technology, with unicorn engineers helping out with the impossibilities.

>>29680399
16/21. I am so fucking hyped for S2E1 it's not even funny.

>>29680380

dohoho

math history jokes.

>>29680399
They're on DH, which is on the linkboard.

>>29680412
Don't say ah didn't warn ya.

>>29680422
ASK HER IF DISCORD IS GOING TO BE IN MORE EPISODES

>>29680417
>pony has a smiley face
>human has a stick figure holding a gun to his head

>>29680392

ohshi- son what have you done

>>29680289
>http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=5x%2B8y%3D4116+AND+x%2By%3D600
228 Red Delicious, 372 Fuji

>>29680235

It's too late. You have been poisoned by ponies. It will destroy all your relationships and you will never know true happiness.

>>29680412
Dude...said marshmallow ponies can throw pies hard enough to stop buffaloes.
And that particular marshmallow pony can hit an apple hard enough to make it paste on contact.

>>29680372
>A-10

>"No we can't fly under our own power, but we do have flying machines."
>"Cool, what do you use them for?"
>"Oh you know, transporting people, transporting goods, war."
>"Is there anything you humans have that you don't use to kill each other with?
>"....."

>>29680390
>>29680430
Well there you go anon.
>>29680426
17/21

>>29680441

Yea maybe we can ask her too for the whole season retard!

>>29680444
I am only watching the IRC molesting.

>>29680451

i still think i can take her.

i'll pretend to be sorry and ask for fogiveness, then when they're not expecting it, BAM! the old fork-in-the-eye

>>29680380
>I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
I loled. I'm such a nerd

>>29680448

They say if you take all of your pills at once, you see Equestria, and Celestia gently plucks you off this Earth, onto her back, and you soar across the clouds of Equestria, while ponies gather all around you telling how long they've been waiting for you to finally come home

>>29680424
>Every building is gray
>Ponies paint the entire city pink
>Half the male humans vacate and go form an alliance with the griffons instead

>>29680445

dude is there anything wolfram alpha cant do?

>>29680464

Oh I see... DISCORD

>>29680372
>Human cutie marks
Fucking badass.

>>29680456

yes, we use those things for fucking

>>29680476
>the other half stay and become the ponies' VERY BEST FRIEEEEEENNNNDSSSS

>>29680482
Ok who had the bright idea to make Steve the ambassador?

>>29680445
Ah guess ya missed the point where ah said ah was lookin' fer the way tah figger it out and not tha number of apples.

>>29680459
Iggity-18 out of niggity-21.
Wait a minute...

>>29680407
>"What are you doing with that knife?"
>"Psychological warfare. Now get me a box and a lot of stamps. Oh, do you need any quills? I heard you were running out."
>"...."

>>29680491
It's called a clipboard and keeping inventory you dumb hick.

And don't leave your fucking child labor in charge of the whole operation.

>>29680456
>Automobiles
>Well yeah, we can move across land at high speeds without getting tired, all we need is fuel
>"Oh, really?"
>Yep, we have cars, trucks, tanks
>"What's a tank?"
>It's a big moving machine with guns and rocket launchers all over it and it can destroy a building in seconds. Cool, right? We're going to be fitting laser cannons to them soon!
>.....

We should have made contact with griffons. They could appreciate our cool shit.

>>29680473

I'm glad I don't take the kind of pills that would kill me like that. Or that I'm not insane. You know.

>>29680513
Yeah we should try it again.
I'm sure they ate the last 7 people we send by accident.

>>29680491
Applejack, what are you doing hassling these guys for help with your math homework? Come back to the barn! We have... uh... work... to do.

>>29680515

They're pills to suppress your true powers, the government issues them to those with the Gift to keep Them from unleashing Their true potential. Don't take them, they get in your head, they're poison, throw them away.

>>29680513
Let's just show them our cool science stuff, like the space shuttle and the particle accelerators. Twilight would love that shit.

>>29680511
I ain't a child! Ahm a big pony!

If we came across a pony planet, we'd be so advanced at that point that we would just wipe out all life from orbit and then take their resources, but not before kidnapping the unicorns to do research on magic.

>Research
>More like vivisection

>>29680536
>>29680491

>RP

Go back to ponychan faggots, also rarijack i s canon now nigga.