Petty Officer Gossip.

Corporal Rumors

You think pony science has created A.I.'s?

This is now a Rarity thread.

im okay with this

Field Marshall Blather

>>29670421

>>29670378
Mito, seriously. Don't start a thread unless you have a topic.

>>29670427

Sergeant Kibitz.

>>29670439
Tell that to everyone else that does it.

>>29670427

I wonder what Porkcow's been up to lately

>>29670457
Okay.

>>29670378
how much general?

Admiral Discourse

3 days

which means 3 more days of nothing but Discord.

>>29670457
nobody else sucks as bad as it as you do

>Discord's statue is just sitting in the middle of some fucking garden open to the public
>can easily be awakened by anyone arguing near it
>for 1000 years
>nobody's ever argued near the statue before until the CMC show up
Fucking really?
Also what's the point of leaving the statue so close to where shit like that can happen? Why didn't you bury him at the bottom of the ocean, Celestia?

>>29670492
okay.

>>29670482
>at least two and a half more weeks of nothing but Discord

FTFY

>>29670482

I'm okay with this.

Would you rim Twilight's asshole if she really wanted you to

Ok, so guys, why do you post MLP stuff on /co/ when you quite literally have an entire chan devoted to MLP? Why bother dealing with people who don't like it and not just go there where you'll be welcomed?

>>29670427

>>29670469
So what if I did?
Is it any less true?

>>29670520
I'd do it even if she didn't want me to

>>29670522
It's a giant hug box. And no porn.

>>29670522

becuase ponychan is a shithole.

>>29670482
>Implying that three more days of the cutest, most hugable character isn't good.

>>29670499

>>29670522
Because ponychan is shit.

ponies are now lemons

>>29670499
>Hey, he looks like cool as a statue.
>FREE STATUE!
>Place in garden.
>Luna flips her shit about putting a trickster god in the garden.
>Send that bitch to the moon.

>>29670532

I'm having difficulty imagining the logistics of this

>>29670522
Did you know there are other chans devoted to every single topic that 4chan has?

Including chans for homosexuals such as yourself?

So, I have oodles of free time now, so Caralight will be out in the next few hours, along with Perhaps a new chapter of Gaia, and Traveler later in the week. Gun with Occasional Pony might also get a bump before it's all said in done. I'm feeling write-y.

In the mean time, Applejack Thread.

>>29670550

Has anyone gone through the episodes and counted how many time Applejack has bitten Rainbow Dash's tail?

>This is my fetish

>>29670520
No.

>>29670499
>fanon is now canon BEFORE THE EPISODE EVEN AIRS

Careful with that.

>>29670522
Have you been to either?
FiMchan is dead, excluding all the futa and porn.
Ponychan is basically /b/ the site. A huge circlejerk with people using ponies as images.
I have been there. The actual show discussion threads last 5 replies.
I'll take /co/ over anything.

>>29670480
I read that as Anal Discourse.

>>29670522
>dealing with people who don't like it
that's EXACTLY WHY we like it here better
you don't get any of the WAH WAH HE TROLLED ME, QUICK MAKE IT GO AWAY people here since you have to learn to ignore that sort of shit

>>29670499
Which would you prefer, an ill concieved excuse to get people near a statue or an ill concieved excuse to get the statue near people?

It's either at the bottom of the ocean and we need an excuse to get it up or its obvious and easy to stumble across.

>>29670573

you have a cruel heart

I think Snip's troll face shall come in handy one day

>>29670499
because in the wide wide world of cartoons, no one ever takes the time to think "oh, hey, this might be a better idea"
maybe there was a reason, maybe it was destiny for discord to awaken then, maybe celestia's set everything up to happen this way, but until the episode rolls around, i'm going with the simplest solution - it fills a plot extradiegetically, and celestia is an absolute idiot intradiegetically

>>29670543
Would you hug Q?

>>29670573

Faggot.

>>29670520
Yeah.

You know what I love about the elements of Harmony?

They're fucking superheros.

By day, they're a Farmer, a Librarian, a Tailor, a Baker, A... Meteorologist[?] and... Some kinda vet/animal sitter.

But when Equestria is threatened they unite to become... THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!

They need to do a regular cape cartoon like this. Like a new superman series where it's only 5% Superman solving shit and the other 95% is bullshit like "Clark Kent goes grocery shopping."

Actually that would probably be terrible. I'd still watch it, but it would be boring. Friendship truly is magic if it makes this show's format work so well.

I had no idea Spike wasn't a Gen 4 original.

What is MLM?

Anyone streaming?

>>29670594
I wouldn't rim a humans asshole even if the person really wanted me to.

Ponies are no different, to say the least

>>29670567
Try to contain yourself

>>29670605
He'd probably hug me first.
And I would hug him back.
Same thing goes for Discord.

topic is now farting ponies general

>>29670644

Who cares?

>>29670520

In what context is this happening? Does she just ask the first human she sees to rim her asshole? Has she been planning this all along?

>>29670636
>lois & clark: the new adventures of superman, the cartoon

>>29670652
but that's Fluttershy biting Rainbow's tail

>>29670668
I do. That's why I ask.

>>29670636
I'd rather see Luthor go to the store actually.

>>29670663
No.

this is Crackshipping general.

>>29670650
>mito confirmed for selfish lover

color me unsurprised

>>29670680
Fine, have this one.

>>29670693
Some Canadian anime about kids who use deviantArt.

>>29670680

>>29670703
>Crackshipping general

>>29670703
>Look, he wears a helmet like Sweetie Belle!

>>29670499
It was just discussed in previous thread.
We failed to find the answer tho.
One theory is that CMC is a true Elements of Discord.

>>29670652
ponies traveling in your anal cavity

>>29670737
dat picture

>>29670636

I've never thought about it before, but Rainbow Dash seems to be unemployed.

A house made of clouds is probably the Pegasus version of a hastily constructed lean-to.

>>29670750
>he

>>29670724

Sometimes when a man comes home from work exhausted, all he wants is his asshole rimmed, but even that's too much to ask. What a stone cold fish.

>>29670751
No, we came to an conculsion.

>>29670724
... NOR would I let a human rim my own asshole.

>>29670762
she's the local weather pony.

Try watching the show, you cunt

>>29670762
She's a weatherpony.

lrn2watch the fucking show.

>>29670642

>>29670776
>mito confirmed for asexual

>>29670703
How crack are we talking here?

>>29670762
A house made of clouds is the same thing as a hobo making a mansion out of fridge boxes.
Impressive at first, but it still smells like hobo.

>>29670739

>>29670778
>>29670781
...Holy fuck. That was crazy.

I keep having fantasies where I'm brushing the mane of one of the mane 6 (been with all of them at least once now), and it always invariably leads to passionate human-on-pony lovemaking.

I comfort myself by reminding myself that there are people out there with even stranger fetishes.

I think I'll write a one-off first-person POV fic and get the tension off my chest.

>>29670794
I am not, but I honestly wish that I was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrUZXkzRgTI

Also here's the lcip for those whose missed it

Basically, the CMC may be responcible for releasing Discord

>>29670809
>No Abacus.

>>29670815
good for you, anon.

we've all been there

Do you think a TMNT Forever MLP Special where the Gen 4 ponies meet the Gen 1 ponies would be pretty great? I'd love to see the Gen 4 cast become so lost as to why their Gen 1 counterparts were so sterile and boring.

Whatever happened to pone liker? That guy was fucking hilarious.

>>29670795
As crack as possible.

>>29670839
ApplejackxApplejack

>>29670815
>>29670815
lol i've only got as far as fantasizing about hugging and cuddling with them

>>29670853
where the fuck is twilight's horn?

>>29670832
i'm not responsible for the image so i can't comment on that
but the fact that the whole "abacus" thing is a practically ubiquitous luna-related meme isn't something i'm altogether fond of, sorry

>>29670841
agreed
he turns up occasionally every now and then but not too often
he did start a thread the other day though

>>29670853
How can you humans create so quickly?

Do you bridge the veil of time to gain inspiration?

>>29670527
Hell naw, manigga.

Crackshippin round the galaxy.

>>29670811

God, how did I even browse this website before 4chan X?

>>29670778
>>29670781
sameshitwordeddifferentlymind

>>29670888
>didn't watch the sneak peak

>>29670829
Is it just me, or is Scootaloo slightly lighter colored.
Perhaps it's because it's the middle of the day? I don't know, I just remember her being darker for some reason.

>>29670815

but with who?

also you better post that shit when you're finished

>>29670905
DiscordxTwilight is the new hotness. It's Q/Picard, but it's het and it's with ponies and a dragequus.

ooh, crackshipping, fun.

>>29670520
Rim? Man, my tongue would be so far up her ass I could taste what she had for lunch.

>>29670301

AND IT'S STILL BIGGER THAN YOURS, FUZZGUT

>>29670324

COOL IT YOU DESKSTAINING WRISTJOCKEY, MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO SEE A GIRL WITH YOUR ACTUAL EYES SOME DAY TOO

>>29670392

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY, BARNHOUND? LIKING IS IRRELEVANT. ENJOYING IS IRRELEVANT. IF YOU HOOKED A HORSE UP TO A BUTTON THAT MADE IT FEEL GOOD WHENEVER IT PRESSED IT IT WOULD KEEP PRESSING IT UNTIL IT FUCKING DIED OF THIRST. IF YOU SLIP SOMEONE A ROOFIE, THEY MIGHT LIKE FUCKING YOU - WELL, NOT YOU, OBVIOUSLY, BUT SOMEONE - BUT IT'S STILL WRONG, CHUCKLENUTS. SINCE HORSES LACK A SUFFICIENTLY DEVELOPED BRAIN TO DENY THEMSELVES THEIR IMMEDIATE DESIRES FOR LONG-TERM BENEFIT, THEY'RE EFFECTIVELY DRUGGED ALL THE TIME BY HUMAN STANDARDS, AND GUESS WHAT YOU HAPPEN TO JUST BARELY QUALIFY AS HUMAN SO THOSE STANDARDS APPLY TO YOU. YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THEM, YOU FUCKING RAPIST

YOU MAKE ME SICK

>>29670862
stop complaining about the OP topic.
There a hundreds of MLP threads made with out them, and I have never once seen anyone complain about that.

'General Discussion' should be the OP topic of every general that exists in a time where their is no new major news about MLP.

>>29670919
ha wondered the same thing too when I discovered it Anon

>>29670940

>Noone like this ship...

Feels bad man.

>>29670905
We can haz CarXTwi?
>also greetings, how was your day?

>>29670941
Oh hey, Berry is here.

Crack shipping?

Crack shipping!

>>29670933
I was actually going to write it for the express of sharing it with my /co/ niggas.

I haven't decided yet. It's a toss-up between Fluttershy and Twilight.

>>29670979

>>29670961

Are you implying that bestiality has a negative impact on the long term health of the animal? It doesn't give a fuck, there is absolutely no way in which interspecies intercourse could negatively impact the animal's health, short of raping it with a baseball bat.

If only this crackship wasn't a dream!

I really should not be having this much fun with that little pony picture maker.

>>29670919
No shit, right? It's friggin changed my life.

>>29670832
>>29670832

>>29670979

Ponies in three days? I'm excellent!

Caralight's final part will be posted shortly. We shall see if the poor guy sinks or swims.

I'm just happy that Snist has been confirmed as canon.

Jesus fucking Christ I'm halfway thinking about moving to ponychan this sites fucked up as it is.

>nah, I can hos a server, my 3 year old PC is better than moot and all his jew gold

>>29670984
lol, tasty ovaries.

I'm some random 22-year-old neckfuzz anon (haven't shaved in a day), not a raunchy alcoholic pony with a mutant tongue. Sorry to bust your bubble.

>>29671024
Link?

>>29671037
>the final part
I am delighted and saddened by this.

>>29671041
I always preferred saying it "twails."

>>29671046

>neckfuzz

Are you still in middle school? I have to shave every day, otherwise it's like running your hand across razor wire.

>>29671034
The life of everypony

>>29671082
>>29671041
Canon? Explain.

>>29671009
Human sperm can cause dog's ovaries to become swollen and infected and why the fuck is this even

TIME FOR THE TIME CUBE

>>29671064
Sure!

http://hub.promotions.com/canterlot/page.do?page=splash.html

>>29671121
Thanks

>>29671103
They were seen standing next to each other in the latest clip.

IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT THEY ARE HAVING SEX, ALL DAY EVERYDAY.

>>29671103
It's not, they're just standing next to each other in the clip. People latch on to anything for shipping material, if you recall.

>>29671095
I see you've also recently listened to the EqD Theissen interview. I should have just read DH's synopsis of the important parts and left it at that. Fuck me, that interview was painful to listen to.

>referring to people as "ponies"
>memes all day err day
>way, way too many questions about the fandom rather than questions about the show

>>29671136
>>29671144

>>29671069
I was thinking about writing a Carlight fic, but then Squeak started writing one and I know he (or anyone for that matter) can do a lot better then me. Still, I might attempt it sooner or later, although season 2 will get in the way. In the mean time, he another random pic.

>>29671092
I just said I'm fucking 22; my facial hair comes in pretty quick. I said neckfuzz cuz it's like neckbeard, only less so.

Fuck it; I had to explain the joke, so it's lost.

Behold, the final boss

>>29671144

Nope it's canon, they wouldn't have done that otherwise

>>29671121

>Manowar and ponies
>mfw

>>29671009

Oh. okay. You know, on many occasions rape has no negative physical effects as well.

You sick fuck. Jump in a freezing lake.

>>29671106


we were talking about horses, not dogs

>>29671163

>>29671178
>>29671009
why do these threads always end up being about horsefucking

whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>29671198

Dude what

>>29671163
WHY MUST EVERYTHING WEAR HUMAN CLOTHING?

>>29671178
Is it possible to rape a horse?

I mean, would they just buck you off them

>>29671198
because

>>29671178

You should have sex with a horse, you sound pent up. Maybe a horse might go out of its way to assfuck you, you look like you could use a good ass reaming.

>>29671163
still fappin to that pic

>>29671024

>>29671221
Because sometimes it's cute.

>>29671207

98% of the time it's initiated by trolls, 2% of the time it's initiated by people who actually want to fuck horses.

>>29671198

I require more Spitfire with goggles!

>>29671207
Because we are the true monsters.
And by we I mean people with Trips.

>>29671221
Because it's canon.

>>29671232

that was the argument, but he's trolling or he's genuinely one of those animal lover nutcases that treats their pet like a person

>Twails
>Not Trixles

>>29671198

It hurts, Celestia… …I’m h…a…p…p…y… …friends… …It hurts, …it
hurts… Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia,Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia, Celestia….. …go… b… a… c…k… …Celestia… I feel… g… o… o… d…
…I’m so sad… …..Celestia

>>29671260
But not on discord, you immense faget.

>>29671232

Adk deafdefiler, he will know.

>>29671245
fuck yeah it is

>>29671281

Sultry women taking advantage of the mentally challenged is my fetish

>>29671286
>Inb4allponyvillehasastrangefeeling

So I downloaded a bunch of remix stuff from RainbowCrash, General Mumble, and the Super Ponybeat albums. I'm loving listening to them, and I need more.

Can anyone recommend more pony music remixes? I would prefer full albums of stuff, as they are easier to download, but anything is welcome.

>Any shippment of Snails and Snips that isn't "SnailsXSnips"

>>29671294
>opinions

Remember when Snips turned Snails into a girl that one time?

HEY GUYS
GUYS
LOOK AT WHAT I MADE
now you can at http://hub.promotions.com/canterlot/page.do?page=splash.html
/viralmarketing

>>29671294
Sure it is.

>>29671245

Please stop with all the Vinyl Scratch, I don't want to feel this way

>>29671286

>>29671294
On Discord it's hilarious.

>>29671311
Have you tried listening to non-pony music?
I heard there is a lot of that.

is the thread dead?

>>29671121

Haheuahehae.

>>29671286
is that from something?

>>29671322
rule 63 snips and snails you say

is the thread deed?

>>29671009
Domestic animals learn from human ques.

Domestic animal learns it's ok to fuck you, it assumes it associates all humans with sex.

And then it starts trying to fuck other humans. Other humans resist (naturally) because other humans may not want to fuck animal.

Animal gets confused. Animal attacks human. Human dies because human is weak and animal is strong.

Animal continues to hump human corpse because human has stopped resisting.

Animal gets arrested for necrophilia. Animal gets fine. Animal does not pay fine because animal does not understand stupid cat language cat was meowing in when cat judge sentenced horse for raping corpse. Court dates are ignored. Dog police arrive at horse's door. Horse stomps dog skulls in. Horse fucks dog corpses because horse is now a necrophiliac.

Rinse. Repeat. Soon there is a giant pile of dead dog bodies and skeletons outside the farm and nobody can explain why.

Jesus guys, try to follow these things to their logical conclusions.

>>29671340

Ok. We are posting Octavia now.

>>29671322

and that's when Celestia banned genderswapping magic

>>29670598
>Red curly tail in the background

Awwwwwwwww shit is that who I think it is?

>>29671355

>>29671323
Pbbt. That's child's play.

Try getting a Club Hub account and actually having to EARN the stickers you re-size and place.

And then you can actually EARN your cutie mark in that old flash game.

>>29671381
it was only matter of time.

8.5 minutes

>>29671300
Like he'd tell us.

>>29671374
I think 4chan is dying again.

"Roger, control, we are T-Minus 60 hours to ignition. Shuttle is on the launchpad, and ready to go"

>>29671404
Snips is a fatass

>>29671384

Yes.

>>29671384
EarthBound

>>29671432
4chan is derping it's shit

>>29671454

Yay!

SURE IS VIRAL IN HERE
it's almost as bad as mine craft.

>>29671381
Beated me to do it

>>29671453
I hate when that happens

HEY MOOT

WHY DON'T YOU SPEND SOME MONEY ON MORE SERVER SPACE FOR 4CHAN, YOU FUCKING GINGER TWIG

>>29671461
Yup!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6sROaUykQ

>>29671492
yeah, but in the sort of sexy way that chubby girls who put out are

>>29671453
....Sometimes I just have to stop and wonder what synapses are firing off in people's heads that makes them come up with shit like this.

I'm told I have trouble with noses. Is this still true?

Never forget.

>>29670778
>>29670781

....you know I don't actually recall her weather control duties being illustrated beyond her parts in the first episode and winter wrap up.

And given Rarity was sorting out decorations and making nests in those episodes respectively as opposed to making dresses you can't really say for sure that is what she does for a living from the episodes.

>implying rape ships don't run on rocket fuel

>>29671453
...

the hell did I just read?

>>29671545
I really REALLY hate ruining it for people and saying this, but, I wrote it as a joke. But don't tell anybody.

>>29671323
what am I doing with my life

Oh man this is fun.

>>29671524
>>29671524
>>29671524
>>29671524
>>29671524
This

>>29671461
yes, Twist is in season 2.

>>29671069

I may revisit the idea later though. But for now I have far too many long fics to maintain another long hauler. Though it is adorably fun to write. In anycase, hope you enjoy the end!

>>29671453
Wow, it's like I'm really in MLP general.

>>29671004

do twilight

>>29671541
she'd be one of those girls who goes nuts when some guy actually goes out of his way to fuck her, like shouting FUCK ME YOU PUSSY, FUCK MY ASSHOLE, MAKE ME BLEED YOU FUCKING COWARD

then she'd rip his dick off like that Bobbit lady

>>29671524
That guy doesn't even have enough money to buy D2.

He was begging for CD keys on /v/ a while ago.

>>29671468
I just realized that if you take the image of Twilight Sparkle reading a book on a podium and turn it sideways it looks like she's doing a Kamehameha

>>29671589
"Looks like Rainbow Dash got up early for once and cleared all the clouds away." - Twilight, Bridle Gossip

Rainbow Dash kicking a hole in the cloud so Twilight could eat without getting wet - Ticket Master.

>>29671628
That little fucker...

Guys, I think this new image compositing 'game' is proof that the Hub loves us.

So very dearly.

>>29671661
I looked through that thread.

He seemed to be trolling...

>>29671524
We don't click ads, canv.as users do. When you start a business, the last thing you want is an intelligent customer, just look at Steve Jobs, he's almost dead and he can still box up his own shit and people will buy it.

>>29671569
Seems just ever so slightly off.
Like, a little too round and the mouth is a bit low.
But I don't really see a major need to fix. It looks pretty good as is.

>>29671645
Ah, I was just about to settle for Fluttershy. By your command, anon.

Anyone got good mood music for writing a clop fic?

make ur request, first double gets doned

>>29671628
>Twist is in Season 2
>Braeburn won't
>mfw

>>29671539
>Bare the neck, make a deep incision
>Smell the blood as it pours out upon the surface
>Trying not to care for consequences

wtf am i listening to??? Halloween in pony ville?????

>>29671453
I'm holding my breath this gets into the next simulator.

>>29671732
Nyx

>>29671702

>4chan
>intelligent

>>29671732
oh Come now Kloud

You know it;s gonna be stuff on Discord

>>29671732
Nyx.

>>29671746
Look up "cupcakes" fanfic

>>29671732
Human trixie bring sexy

Why the hell is this thing so damn entertaining?

>>29671732
Twilight and Luna in a pillow fort play defending against Celestia.

>>29671722

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHwpcXznGxk

OH COME ON BERRY PNUCH YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED IN...5 days? It's only been 5 days?

>>29671762
>>29671779

>>29671732
Jennifer from Clock Tower as a pony

>>29670378
You guys know Andrea Libmann is at a convention in the UK in November right? Pinkie and Fluttershys VA!

>>29671732
Lotus and Aloe pampering Trixie.

>>29671732
Scootaloo wiping out.
Vehicle does not matter.

>>29671732
ONE MLLION DUB TRIES LATER

Hey...

Why do they keep showing off the CMC, nobody likes them.

>>29671732

Pony ponying pony.

>>29671732
Dash DPed by the guards

>>29671790
...I like this idea. Seconded.

last digit of my post determines how many ponies i get to fuck a day once i die and go to heaven

>>29671661
D2?

>>29671732
Twilight with her face buried in Celestia's royal snatch.

>>29671732
Sweetie Belle sticking things in her mouth.

>>29671792
Because your stupid brain is so easily entertained.

I mean for fuck's sake, you enjoy My Little Pony. If the Hub had a show about a man juggling a set of keys in front of you for 30 minutes, you'd have that shit on your DVR the next day. Go die in a fucking pit

>>29671732
Fluttershy wearing a turtleneck.

>>29671790
Make sure she has her implants!

>>29671732
Human Lyra and bonbon snuggling in bed with their pony counterparts

>>29671877
HERE WE GO

>>29671732
I want
>>29671453
In picture form.
Or in comic form.

>>29671877
yay.jpg

>>29671877
>>29671877

Oh man...

>>29671852
I want to see them more individually. I liked seeing Applebloom by herself, I'd love to see something Sweetie Bell centric.

>>29671877
And there you have it, folks.

>>29671877
Good end.

WHAT IF SCOOTALOO WASN'T MEXICAN

>>29671877

And, we have a winner. Exquisite.

>>29671877
winrar

>>29671877
Well...

>>29671877

>>29671883
So mad

"The Elements of Harmony--we found them!"

So the Elements are those rock things?

if i get doubles then they all have to have penises in kloudmutts pic

>>29671732
Faceless human male brushing Twilight's mane, with an emphasis on closeness and intimacy.

>>29671877
That's like a giant mouse trap, right?

>>29671860
Seconds should count as doubles.

>>29671826
UK? The hell for?
>>29671877
I love how you just had to add "royal" in there.
>>29671883
You forgot to put SAEGRAEG in the email line.

>implyng this wastn the first thing you did

>>29671877
http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

I guess we should get the party started

>>29671682

Good point on the first one.

But she was clearly just trying to get Twilight's ticket on the second.

>>29671816
Berry Punch is ... no longer with us.

According to Pinkamena, who has this new purple hoodie that smells of alcohol and tears.

>>29671948
>Rainbow Dash sitting on a cloud while Wheatley eats her out.jpg

>>29671948
The Elements are simultaneously Twilight and her friends and their necklaces.

>>29671985

god I hate that tumblr

>>29672000

So he stole the necklaces?

>>29671887
>implying she wouldn't have big, natural tits that she's so annoyingly proud of that she always wears skimpy clothes to show them off and bug other girls
Nigga is you serious.

>everyone excited over badly-drawn horse porn

Good job you guys, you're still more pathetic than the My Life Me fans.

>>29672016
yet you are here

>>29672016
So mad

>>29672016
We're very discerning about our horse porn in these threads

>>29672014
>that feel when I knew a girl who acts like that and she flashed her huge knockers at me in public once because she knew I was socially awkward and that I would have a sensory overload
What a bitch

>>29671985
Don't forget vomit and shame.

>>29672016
Your just mad your request didn't get dubs. I know I am

>>29671948
Yep. But at the end of the episode, they're something slightly different.

(If you're watching for the first time so you can troll us later, welcome to the herd.)

>>29672051
>>29672046
>>29672034
y u guys so mad?

>>29672016
Horse porn is very important to the MLP:FiM community.

>>29672034
Well yeah, I actually like the show, not just the porn that comes out of it.

>>29672074
it's like I'm really on Memebase.com

>>29672057
>both cheeks

>>29671633
Sorry, 4chan and minecraft eating up my time atm.

I have total faith in you and your ability's. I have no doubt in my mind that part 4 will deliver, and if it deserves expansion.

>>29672074
>implying mad

Quit responding to trolls and go to sleep, you have a big pony filled day tomorrow.

>>29672013
I want to see Discord wearing the Elements: Twilight's tiara, four of the necklaces on his arms and legs, and one on his tail.

Now we know why they didn't release this last weekend.

>>29672074
>be mad
>have other people call you out
>LOL WHY U MAD THO

Twilight/Celestia is becoming my favorite ship

I made you guys something

>>29672125
I'm lost?

What is that?

>>29672149
>filename

>>29672057
and the vomit
>>29672001
what? her number came up

>>29672055
and you didn't fuck her.
Good work MLP General, now I know you guys are fucking pathetic for sure

>>29672137

God dammit, JJ.

Stop making that ship so cute.

>>29672137
>is becoming
>not always was

Okay, attempting to watch MLM ep5. I'll let you know if I survive.

>>29672181
No, the thing that was released

>>29672131
I wasn't the guy who responded to them, yo. It was some other dude that understands how mad you are.

>>29672137
Link to this guy's tumblr, please? If he's got art that isn't on DA, I wanna know about it.

>>29672183
>only read shame
i'm the dumb

>>29671985
If this is true, I will rage so hard. I liked the askberrypnuch tumblr, and I can't stand the ask pinkamina one.

>>29672013
Yes, but really, the ponies shouldn't need them. That they do indicates they're not yet as completely attuned with their Elements as they could be.

Probably because they never thought they'd need them again.

That's my hypothesis and I'm sticking to it!

>>29672055
...why are bitchy girls so hot?

>>29672085
I heard that dragon ponr is even more integral!

What if Discord could get doubles whenever he wanted

>>29672055
What do you think she would have done if you had called her on it?

I'm building a story in my head. She planned for that too. She begins kissing you, making out with you right there. In public. Because it fucking turns her on. And she knows that you won't do anything to stop her. You can't. She forces her hand down your pants, and, without much subtlty or even anything close to a whisper she smirks and says, "I could have this whenever I wanted you stupid nerd. I could take it from you when and where I wanted. I'd get away with it, and you couldn't stop me."

>>29672214
so now you're a mad antiporn anuspained samefag?

Classic.

>>29672208
http://hub.promotions.com/canterlot/page.do?page=splash.html

Kloudmutt you cad get back in your strream and draw your dubs request


you cannot run away now

>>29672131
Is the part where we whine when people have opinions that differ from ours?
>>29672137
Holy jesufuck, JohnJoseco is a drawing machine.
>>29672149
Filename bro.

>>29672263
That's fucking horrible, I'd probably call the police

>>29672244

>>29672014
I think it works better if she has implants. She's a showboater and a performer, and she'd do whatever it took to come out on top. Plus, we know she has a penchant for exaggeration.

Plus, if she has implants, they can be even bigger than the biggest natural tits.

>>29672244
He would be some sort of wizard.

>>29672241

because growing up with good looks turns you into an asshole 95% of the time

>>29672244

>>29672227
>He thinks the events in one tumblr mean anything in an entirely different tumblr

>>29672183
Or maybe once she updates she'll be covered in bandages and missing her ears.

And still drinking.

>>29672244
Are you Discord?
Am I Discord?

>>29672289
No you wouldn't.

You'd just sit there and take it.
Like a good boy.

>>29672244
:ohmygod:
>Mfw Discord was in this thread the WHOLE TIME

You have to be kidding me, the CMC awake Discord...

>>29672289
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfzqzo31zag

nigga I suck yo DIIIIICK

>>29672313
>He doesn't know that all the Tumblers are run by the same guy and they all effect one another.

Sure the art looks different, but only so much...

>>29672344
Shut the fuck up dude. Stop making my sexual harassment your personal fetish

>>29672344

I'd stay if she stuck a finger up my ass and milked my prostate

JJ's tumblr, where he posts his porn
http://lovetomorrowlove.tumblr.com/

>>29672313
maybe the askberrypunch author was looking for an out
or maybe they are the same author and he/she got sick of doing berry punch

>>29672296
They stood before their judge, shocked at the verdict and sentence.

"Oh, you could have saved humanity, Picard," said the nearly omnipotent alien on his judgement seat, "But now you'll be replaced by a species that will be so full of joy at living that they will gladly become heirs to the powers of the Q, and the galaxy will flourish under their benevolent hooves."

"Hooves?" said Riker, raising an eyebrow.

"And frankly, mon capitan, Twilight Sparkle's skepticism will be more fun for me to shatter than your smug Federation holier-than-thou attitude. I can fight Applejack in the place of Sisko, and make darling little Q-foals with Rarity instead of Janeway." Q clapped his hands. "Oh, this will be such fun! Adieu!"

And the pocket universe imploded, taking with it the Enterprise D and all that remained of humanity.

>>29672367
Let me think about it.

No.

This thread is moving too fast...

I am Discord.

This post will end in quads.

>>29672344
I'd steal her lunch money and punch her in the face

>>29672342
You are not Discord. Only I can be Discord

None of you are Discord.

>>29672418
or like you said
it means nothing

>>29672387
It would be more than just a finger anon.

Where do i get latest 4chanX or 4chan+ or whatever for FF6?

>>29672429
real Discord here
look at my dubs

>>29672367

>>29672453
And when none of us are Discord...

nigga she a discord

>>29672349
YOU FOOLS

I'VE WARNED YOU

DISCORD HAS BEEN IN THESE THREADS ALL ALONG

HE'S PLANNING AND LEARNING EVERYTHING THAT WOULD PISS YOU OFF THE MOST.

>>29672429
If that had worked, it would've totally freaked you all the fuck out and it would've been awesome.

what

>>29672351
it looks like

>>29672427
Seriously dude, it's offensive to me. I mean you can imagine her doing it to you all you like but why the fuck would you jack off to a sexual scenario involving me?

Do you even know how fat I am?

>>29672453

Gummy is a baby Discord

>>29672465
"Rules 1 and 2 have been broken!"

>>29672453
Gummy!
Are you a wizard?

>>29672462
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+x

>>29672351
an ancient evil awakens

>>29672478

THEN EVERYPONY WILL BE!

>>29672468
OH GOD
THEY LOOKED JUST LIKE THAT
HER SMILE LOOKED JUST LIKE THAT

FUCK YOU

I am Discord

>>29672465
so close, yet so far...

move over real discord coming through

Fuck, why did I introduce you guys to dubs again? I get one lucky post and suddenly everyone is having a circle jerk.
I'm not actually Discord, deal with it

>>29672421
Repostan' my fic, eh?

>>29672543
It is dark and you are alone.

>>29672520
How about some thrustworthy link to the original?

>>29672612

that's exactly what discord would say!

>>29672612
You might not be Discord, but I am.

See you in a few days!

fake discord here check out my singles

>>29672617
You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
>>29672619
>thrustworthy

>Hordes of Discord posers ITT
Feelsinnately distressingman.pony
>>29672612
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=circlejerk
Nope.pony

>>29672613
Go die in a fire, Luke Allen.

>>29672613
Indeed

>>29672612
That's exactly what Discord would want us to believe.
So check your dubs at the door once the real discord appears.

>>29672619
God damn you lazy faggot. https://github.com/aeosynth/4chan-x

>>29672550
Was her lipstick that same shade of icy, cold blue?

Because fuck yeah.

If I get doubles, then I don't have doubles

>>29672682
No.
also, shut up.
stop reminding me of tits, I regret ever getting to see them in real life :(