Challenge accepted.

I lie, I have many.

>>29666636

Casuals...

inb4 mass cardiac arrest

Which pony is the worst cook?

>>29666696

Pinkie Pie. The proof is in the cupcakes.

>>29666696
applejack

she tried to make cupcakes with worms and potato chips

fucking rednecks

I don't know about hardest, but this one is up there.

It's just so... cute!

>>29666696
Whichever one is British.

http://kids.yahoo.com/

Season two clip on the right. has CMC and Discord as a statue.

So adorable.

>>29666741
Fucking CMC

This one. And I have yet to see cuter.

>>29666636

Fuck that shit

Let's have a transcribe audio thread.

>>29666696
Dash. Last time she tried, she burned down her house. And it's made out of clouds.

>>29666741
So... they are all in the same class after all.

It took me forever to find the general.

>>29666720

>>29666741

god damn CMC.

why must you be so annoying?

at least we get to see more cherrilee.

>>29666792
That's right, folks.
Dash burned down water.

>>29666741
What'd Cheerilee say Discord was?

This one is really cute, but I don't know who drew it.

when the time comes, how do you think the mane cast will be able to defeat Discord (or how will they defeat him)?

Personally, I thin after the mane cast gets into an argument, Twilight tries to confront Discord alone and gets thrashed because of it; however, she keeps on trying, despite her disadvantages and gives a rousing speech against him on the topic of friendship and unity (which stirs the others into action). Just as Discord's about to strike the final blow, the other mane cast step-up and stop his attack. They then realize how they need eachother and that the elements were not in trinkets, but in themselves and eachother. With that, they unite their powers and defate the chimera once and for all.

WMG at work here...

>>29666741
a dragoniquist? what?

>>29666817
Discordian

What the fuck did they call Discord?

He's not a chimera.

>>29666797
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle just follow the class around sometimes.

>>29666741

Pony Thread Simulator 4.0.avi

sup BRONIES
What Lesson that 6 year old should learn about do you think will be HAMFISTEDLY written into the second season?

Tiny Discord.

>>29666846
Confirmed for stalkers

>>29666817
Draconiquis, I think.

>Which pony has the best drink/sex move/weapon of legend named after them?

>snails is still in the fucking show

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>29666864
How not to hamfist morals

>>29666843
Sounded like Draconiquis or something

>>29666741
looks like Faceless's Favorite filly is confirmed for Season 2.

Also his east favorites too.

>CMC responsible for discords release

This going to go well in this fandom.

>>29666868
What in the hell's that?

>>29666741

Sweetie Belle just called someone ELSE a dodo. Wow. Sweetie Belle for god's sake.

>>29666889

>>29666797
>mfw the class is now just ponies we know.

>>29666905
Discord, I guess.

>>29666887

It's nice that they used the interesting characters instead of just generic classmate ponies.

Also, nice job fucking up the rhyme, Sweetie. You really are the slowest pony.

>>29666889

>CMC

Of course.

>>29666889
fuck yeah, let this fandom rot in their MATURE XTREME delusions. CMCare kids and easy prays for a trickster god. nothing to rage about

>>29666922

>>29666696

Dash. At least, according to that one clopfic.

>>29666889
I think it's just for the sake of exposition that the CMC are involved and cause his heart to beat like that.

And even then, it's better them than an individual main character, right?

>>29666887
>DT and SS

Cool.

>>29666815

Oh fuck. That's the cutest thing I have ever seen.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!

So I read "that fic which will not be named." Y'know, the one with "the character that starts epic shitstorms every time her name is uttered in /co/"?

I thought it was okay.

That's all. I just wanted to share that with some like-minded individuals.

>>29666887
>Imprison god of chaos in stone.
>Place him in a park.

>>29666820

does no one know the artist for this?

>>29666817

Draconequis

Also, I knew it would be the CMCs to set Discord free. I just knew it.

>>29666741
FUCKING CMC

>>29666956
>>29666957
Figures.

Hey guys, I still like the CMC
Is there something wrong with me?

>>29666889
I can smell the filly rape already.

>>29666959
God dammit

>>29666969
Nope.

>>29666959
And Tia wonders why people compare her to a troll

>>29666969
No

>>29663650
Well, if THAT exact situation were to happen, I'm sure I could prove my innocence. For one, I could point out that unicorn, pegasus, or ever an earth pony jumping or throwing something or with a ladder could make up for my rather marginal height difference.
Also, I could explain about fingerprints and show how those can be found and viewed. Generally, keeping a level head would be an asset.

Romance eh? I'd be flattered, but I'd politely decline.

>>29666741
>Twist is in the background
I do not like this

>>29666996
>Tia

Everybody's trolling today!

>>29666720
I DONT FUCKING CARE IF IM LATE.
THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE.

>>29666741
Hey, they actually revealed the Discord ISN'T a chimera.
IN THE SHOW. Cheerlie said something about him being a Draconis?

You know, just because the CMC got into a fight in front of the statue doesn't mean they're going to be the ones to let it out.

Of course, there'd be little other reason for them to be in the episode.

Opinions are opinions if only it weren't for the amount of posts that show why you must hate on it like it depends on your life. whatever have a P-team wallpaper with AF add on it. (This is my favorite)

>>29666727
Fuck you and your generalizations

>>29667015

>>29666887

...Is that a statue of a pony rocking out on a guitar back there?

>>29667003
>explain about a fancy new technique none of them have ever heard of and how there being no evidence of that will prove your innocence

sure, that'll go down well

>Twist sharing a scene with Snails

Finally, a good preview of S2

WAIT
Draconequus
Dragon Horse (I think)

http://kids.yahoo.com/
http://kids.yahoo.com/
http://kids.yahoo.com/
http://kids.yahoo.com/
http://kids.yahoo.com/


>mfw

>>29666741
>Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
SCOOTALOO IS CUTE!

Also, hey, Discord makes friends hate each other.
Good times.

>>29667036
Octavia

Her rocking pierced the heavens

Draconiquis
Draconequis
something about a dragon and horse put together..
like this!
http://dragcave.net/view/IdYv

>>29667045
yup

>>29667024
The CHAOS between friends lets the EVIL out because he thrives on CONFUSION.

>>29667044
Dont start

>amalgamation of "draconic" and "equus"

Clever girl.

WHY IS SWEETIE BELLE SO STUPID

>>29667073
>mfw /co/ should have released him years ago

>>29667040
I can put my hand on a bit of glass and SHOW that it leaves a visible mark and then put my hand on something that leaves a less visible mark and then show how they match up.

Seeing is believing, yo.

You're a dildo, Scootaloo.

>>29667063
yaaay

>>29667036
after careful inspection it looks like a pony holding a giant scroll and theres an unscrolled scroll floating behind her.

My guess is she is some founding father or responsible for a declaration of independence kind of document.

>>29666956
>>29666957
>Two posts
>About the same exact subject
>dem numbers
>one following the other in the same thread

How often does THIS happen?

>>29666959
What a bitch.

>>29667003

>Romance eh? I'd be flattered, but I'd politely decline.

I could see myself romancing a Pony after years of being stuck in the Ponyverse with no way home. It'd have to be genuine romance though, not "Damn, she's got a nice flank."

>>29667103
'Murica

>>29667046
oh, i was kind of hoping that wasn't the case

>>29666959
Seriously, what in the actual fuck?

Celestia, wouldn't it be a better idea to, you know, store him deep beneath your palace? Or in some vault of stone carved deep into the mountain that Canterlot sits on?

>cheerilee sits back as the cmc beat the shit out of each other in public

Bad teacher or badderest teacher

>>29667113
I figure if I'm stuck there, I may as well have somebody to be close to, even if it's a pony. Dat flank is an extra.

>CMC stay behind while rest of the class looks at the statues
>OOOO WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO
>they release discord
>the night shall last forever

>>29666741
Also
>Students beating the SHIT out of each other.
>Teacher just shakes her head.
CHEERILEE CONFIRMED FOR WORST TEACHER!

WHY AM I WASTING MY TIME ON THIS SHOW

WHY CAN'T I STOP

>>29667113

the thing is, there wouldn't be many ponies out there into xenophilia

>>29666807

>>29667150

>>29667101
Don't call me things I don't know the meaning of!

>>29667145

I was just about to say that.

How is Discord's species called?

A draconicus?

Guys, is it just me or does it look like Discord is in the middle of a Opera recitale when he's a statue?

Did the Alicoron Sisters Duet him into petrification or something?

>mfw scootaloo is now the canon retard of the group
oh boy, this season's gonna be fun

>>29667161
Nobody seems to have an issue with Spike having a crush on Rarity. They don't even think twice about the species difference.

Discord is part of a whole race rather than a one off figure?

Does that mean there'll be an episode later on where another of Discord's race comes to Twilight Sparkle and asks for her help comitting suicide?

>>29667180
They're both stupid. Apple Bloom is and always has been the brains of the CMC.

>>29667172
Draconequus

Wow these threads are moving fast now!

Must be because there are only...Three...days...left!

Woohoo!

Look, Lyra, it's 88 Fingers Edward!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rErpjYNTXzA&feature=related

>>29666636
there was this one picture, but I cannot remember what it was
anyway any instance of Lyra/Bonbon makes me d'awww

>>29667172
>discord is a member of some specific species
kind of robs him of character, a little

>>29667101
>rainbowloo unbirth.png

>>29667171
>>29667150
>>29667145

>>29667172
Draconequus.

Dragon horse.

I dunno why, but looking at this gives me so much joy.

>>29667145

she hesitated for the off chance they might kill sweetie bell and prevent her from breeding.

its for the good of ponykind.

>>29667193
Thank ya.

>>29667209

>>29667174
Getting.....petrified....must die....in...dramatic pose!

>>29667180
Except Scootaloo was right, and Sweeties was wrong. Just not knowing what "dodo" means doesn't make her the retard. And Sweetie fucked up the flow, yet again.

>Evil claw
>Lion paw
>Pony maw SNAKE TAIL HURR DURRRRRRR

>>29667201
Not really, seeing as how he's one of a kind anyway.

But that makes him completely male now, seeing as how there must be females in his race.

>>29667143
Remember Celestia's reaction to the gala? She enjoys it when things fall into chaos, it amuses her

>>29667172
For fuck's sake, it's been mentioned multiple times.

Draconequus.

Dragon horse.

>>29667201
Even uniques need a name.

>>29667201

I'm pretty sure it's something made up on the fly to describe/classify him and only him.

This is the only My Little Pony picture I saved. So I guess it also makes me dawww most.

>>29667201
Fucking christ, now dinofag's bitching about the show when ponychan found out he wasn't a grimdark unicorn.

>>29667242
Q needs some tang

>>29667197
I loved that bit. He plays that fucking thing like a boss.

>>29667228
>EAGLE claw

>>29667272
wait, what?
i love Q in my little pony. but him just being one member or some species makes him a little less unique

then again
>>29667266
might be right. a statue so old they assume it's supposed to represent some long dead species, when it's really just some crazy asshole who make one too many prank calls to celestia

>>29667161

Eh. I am sure in a fantasy world where a dragon crushing on a pony isn't seen as unusual, there are ponies who would be interested in a consensual romantic and sexual relationship with a human. But again, this is assuming I am permanently stuck there.

Has anyone "ponified" Yahtzee?

>>29667306

Oh. Well, whatever.

>>29667267
vore? in my /co/?

eh

http://kids.yahoo.com/

>draconicus

what

>>29667267

Who would win in a fight between the CMC?

trixie straight up rapin a nigga

>the CMC will be the cause of all the bullshit that will go down

I have ambivalent feelings about this. I like it, because they release Discord, and he is fucking awesome. But good God, they are so fucking retarded. I hope they die, or at least get seriously injured or maimed.

>>29667308
He could be the only one.
They just have a name for him.

Also, GOD DAMN IT CELESTIA! Stop letting history fall into legend!

DRACONEQUUS.

ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN READING THE THREAD.

>>29667312
I don't think they'd see it as a "relationship with a human" so much as a "relationship". They live in a world with a lot of intelligent species, it's probably fairly commonplace, or certainly not unheard of.

>>29667312

Fuck being permanently stuck there, I'd do it just for the novelty. Humans all day, everyday - gimme something new.

In a completely sapient, consensual manner, of course.

>>29667248
>Draconequus
>only one or two bits on him that look remotely horse-like
What horse shit is this?

>>29667324
You're late, and it's Draconequus

>>29667338

>>29667336
>But good God, they are so fucking retarded.

KIDS AREN'T MATURE SUPER INTELLIGENT PEOPLE STOP THE PRESS WE FOUND THE NEXT NOBEL PRIZE THERE

This makes me daww the most.

Does anyone have a link to the new episode?

Also, notice here that Discord has a Forked Toungue.

>>29667363
and I hate kids too

>>29667370
Snake.

Satan.

Faust.

Need I say more?

>>29667338
hey, she has a lot of bullshit to keep track of
so what if some world destroying entity gets forgotten in the castle's backyard, there's lots of other shit going on you know.

like waking up on time

and walking forward several feet without inverting herself

>>29667360
>You're late
I know. Some of us have to work.

>equus
Oops, right you are.

>>29667363
Not just in that bit, I dislike them as a whole. Show Stoppers was a disgrace for S1.

>>29667338
a thousand years is a long time to keep track of all these mystical creatures.

She probably forgot what parasprites were a few hundred years ago

>>29667324
> head of the pony
huh?

So, the status of very dangerous villain somewhere in Canterlot's Royal Garned (?) andn ot even hidden?

And being awaken by discord between living beings around?
Really?

>>29667312
>>29667350
I suppose it's not impossible for me to actually form a romantic attraction with an intelligent and non human creature, but there would be a HELL of period of adjustment.

>>29667370
Solution: have Fluttershy force the cockatrice into stoning him

Problem solved. And they needed two parts to this story?

Fucking incompetent writers.

>>29667334

I love Twilight's face in that pic. She looks so flustered.

>>29667350

They've been around long enough to form a civilized town, so someone in the distant past at some point put two and two together, and figured out that you could fuck outside of your own species. Where did you think mules come from?

>sweetie attempts magic
> releases discord
>dumb fabric
>>29667383
i dont get it
where you emo as a kid?

http://kids.yahoo.com/
http://kids.yahoo.com/
http://kids.yahoo.com/
http://kids.yahoo.com/

>CMC
>DISCORD STATUE

You guys seen this yet? I can't figure out what Cheerilee called Discord though.

So who's buying the MLP OST?

I just realized how cute cheerilee is :3

>>29667428
>You guys seen this yet?
That's all we have been talking about all thread.

Also fuck you captcha

>>29667428

Why didn't Celestia just knock the Discord statue over and break it?

>>29667383
Trust me when you was a kid people hated you to

Remember back when we were above making macros of every single fucking screencap?

Then /b/ happened.

>>29667410
that's a fucking mule's head

I sincerely hope Discord is even HALF the colossal troll that John De Lancie's characters often turn out to be.

>mfw when I watched him reading "The Raven" on youtube

Why are they calling it a draconicuss? It's a fucking CHIMERA!

>>29667414

PACCE WOULD TOTALLY FUCK A PONY YOU GUYS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>29667401
MR. BREEZY

YOUR OPINION IS INVALID

>>29667417
>if I where a pony, things would be different I swear. this is stupid and I'm the guy that would save their world

sup chris, how's your dead daddy?

>>29667003
>What will I do when the ponies accuse me, a strange foreign creature that garners distrust, of some minor crime?
>I will merely explain to them that, don't worry guys, I'm smarter than you and have fingers. That will smooth things over.

You would be a shit lawyer.

Me? I would not coexist with the ponies. I would kill Zecora, steal her house, turn her skin into clothing, then live in the Everfree where shit works the way it's supposed to, manticores aside. If I can't kill a goddamn manticore and eat the thing to live, then I don't deserve to be teleported to Equestria against my will.

>>29667422

It's a look of shame, arousal, and fear packed into one

>>29667414
it's not like you have any other options, and think of the advantages! Horns or wings could open up new angles you'd never even considered, you're biologically incompatible, which means no risk of pregnancy and effectively no risk of STDs, though there's always magic if you decide to go down that route later, and they're so damn huggable afterwards

>>29667447
Shut up midget she's an troll

So anyway, re: CMCs and Discord -

>Discord can poof horns and wings out of existence

>presumably he can poof them back INTO existence

>if he can poof those into existence, it makes sense that he can do the same with pretty much anything else imaginable

>mfw the CMCs make a deal with him to conjure up some cutie marks for them, thus fucking up the fabric of reality or some shit, and the first two S2 episodes revolve around the mane six trying to rescue the fucking CMCs

>>29667441
Man, half of the last thread was dedicated to her.
Cheerilee is AWESOME.

>>29667406

>>29667406
i can just see celestia being incredibly forgetful, and touchy about anyone who brings it up

>well, i'm certain you remember our complaint last week, princess
>oh, yes the uh....giant corn dilemma i believe?
>...
>no, the 9 point magnitude earthquake dilemma
>i knew that, are you saying i didn't? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH CRAP I HAVE TO KEEP TRACK OF.

>>29667428
Yep.
>>29666741

>>29667365
This one is second.

>>29666741

The CMC seem less unbearable this time around.

That alone confirms that Season 2 will rape the ever loving shit out of Season 1.

Also Applebloom Ships ScootalooxSweetie Belle.

Also Snails in the bacground givign the IVE SEEN SOME SHIT face
>I though I was retarded

>>29667447

Cause Kefka did that shit and destroyed a whole fucking planet, asshole.

>>29667442

The second word is obviously "nigger".

HEY GUYS, LET'S TRY TO HAVE A SAGE-FREE THREAD

>>29667442

dude, you only have to type out one word in the captcha, the other one you can fill with anything.

one is always real, the other is gibberish. right now, words with half the letters being outlined are real. just type like pony or something for anything with numbers/symbols.

>the more you know

>>29667479
This would make a fantastic plot point, either in the two-parter or in some later episode.

Deals with the Devil are always good fodder for stories.

>>29667479
Leave it up to /co/ level impatience to fuck up all of time and space.

>>29667472
>I would kill Zecora, steal her house, turn her skin into clothing,
excuse me nigger?

>>29667463
A chimera is a monster with the head of a serpent, a lion, and goat. It breaths fire and it's vulnerability is ingesting molten metal.

Now, you could use "chimera" as a hodge podge of terms meaning a monster made up of different animals, in the general sense. Then of course "dragon horse" would also serve the same purpose.

>>29667464
Was that even called into question?
I'm in a Ponyfucker General thread, right?

>>29667476
Whoa, now, with all the magic involved, it's dangerous to assume that they are biologically incompatible from the get-go. BOOM BOOM SPLASH THAT'S ALL IT TAKES FOR YOUR SPERM TO BREAK INTO HER PONY EGGS AND FERTILIZE A HALF PONY ABOMINATION

>>29667118
> oh, i was kind of hoping that wasn't the case

but why?
that's a perfect case!

>>29667546

No, but it took a hell of a long time to get you to admit it.

>>29667548
Unless they have some sort of "hey we can breed with anything" magic, I'd say it's a fairly safe assumption, what with coming from entirely different universes. We'd be about as incompatible as you get.

>>29667529
Still doesn't redeem the CMC
>mfw the CMC are forgiver by everyone
>lol it's ok just don't do it again

Sound like someone to you?

>>29667546

What kind of prude doesn't fuck ponies these days? Get with the times, you fucking luddites, otherwise get your asses back to Amish Country, go plow a field and churn some butter.

>mfw Discord will probably sing at some point

Anyone have a link to the new episode?

>>29667045
>Dragon Horse.
>Dragons and Horses can breed.
I don't like where this is going.

>>29667464
you mean like the rest of us?

>>29667597
Q? Singing?

Shut your whore mouth it will be legendary.

>>29667576
tbh
if i was alone in a barn and a horse winked at me i don't know if i could contain myself.

>>29667497
So, in before underage hatesex?

>>29667576

I'd straight up put my dick in a mare's pussy right now if I didn't think I'd get kicked.

>>29667585

I'm sure they have laws against that, or magic must have some kind of inherent flaws that prevent it from being omnipotent

>>29667603
dragons are famous to breed with every fucking thing. they just shape shift first.... most of the time.

Pacce, did you decide on what FF class best suits Gilda?

>>29667538
>Excuse me nigger?
>Presumably outraged with my plan to destroy Zecora.
Try and stop me! She lives in isolation and they only bother her when there's an Everfree related problem. Most ponies aside from the mane six are terrified of her!

It could be years before they ever know.

Make way for the predatory species!

>>29667197
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJq2pv7Uq0&feature=related

Lyra is jelly

>>29667279

>>29667576

the new is painful sometimes

>>29667614

>>29667623

That's why you give that bitch an apple, ram that shit in while she's distracted, she doesn't give a fuck, she's got an apple

>>29667625
magic is heavily limited in the show, both in applications (special talent relation) and just general "how much stuff it can do", an individual unicorn is far from omnipotent

oh Q remember when you where in good shows?

>>29667623

Sounds like someone needs to shop at bad-dragon.

>>29667599

sure, just let me hop into my delorean and travel to Saturday.

>>29667643
He meant trixie tang.

>>29667479

The clip we saw the other day, though, was about them finding the Elements of Harmony, which Discord apparently stole.

>>29667657
Like 3 days from now?

>>29667657

>>29667638
Yes she is

>>29667664

this went strange places
i need new reaction images

>>29667657
Q was never in any good shows. This is his first.

>walk out into living room
>my dad is watching MAD
>"why the hell are you watching this?"
>"because it's funny."
>"if you say so."
>go back into room
>continue watching cartoon for little girls

>>29667650

You're acting like a tabloid reporter.

>>29667669
I sure hope so. I hope that's what the vast, vast majority of E1 and E2 are about.

I'm one of those pricks who hates the CMCs and wants them to go away, so the less we see of them, the better.

>>29667643

This picture, this fucking picture holy shit. Every fucking time.

>>29667698

ponies are like the asari

>>29667685
oh god that is so cute help i can't breath ahghghghghhhhhhh

>So I hear you want to find your cutie marks.
>I can help you....
>All you have to do is release me.
>And you shall wait no longer...

Seems legit.

My Pony folder's sort of... dark.

>>29667725
Pony slut

why do all the mlp_twitter accounts suck

https://twitter(dot)com/#!/mlp_gummy/following

Which CMC has sucked the most cocks?

discuss

>>29667708

ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD USER ADMITS SEXUAL FANTASIES TOWARD HORSES

OSAMA BIN LADEN'S CORPSE DISCOVERED RESURRECTED BY AL QAEDA, SPOTTED IN A LOCAL STARBUCKS DRINKING AN $8 CAPPUCINO

>>29667684
not mad...
just disappointed

>>29667771

>>29667650
Does this make me a meme now!?!?

>>29667633
I'm sticking with Dragoon.

>>29667767
that would be kind of silly, and ring a little too closely to something like power rangers where some goofy villain is summoned from some specific grab bag.

when a villain shows up, they need to be unique, come to power in their own way, and not feel like they're cut out of similar cloth

>>29667767

snips is smaller than the girls

i know that feel

>>29667767
They're all ponies, and normal-looking ponies at that. I don't think they're villains.

Which makes Discord's presence in the garden very odd, I will admit.

>>29666636

>>29667767
why does octavia have applejack's ponytail

>>29667740

>mfw this happens.

CUTIE MARK CRUSADER STUPID-ASS TROLLS YAY!

>>29667650

>All this 'You landed in Equestria, what do?' bullshit.

>Implying you would not stumble into poison joke on your first day and your arms disappear.

>>29667725
>asari
somebody called? Can I has cuty mark too?

just saw the yahoo kids clip

>head of a pony

nigga that aint no pony head, that's a goat head

why poner

Would you?

>>29667767

snails is hot for teacher

>walk into bathroom
>mom is shaving her legs and watching Golden Girls
>asks me to help her shave her legs
>okay.jpg
>start watching Golden Girls
>forget all about MLP
>start making Golden Girls general on /tv/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0fXtCM3Qkw

boop

http://kids.yahoo.com/

Holy shit guys. There's a new clip! It's got the CMC and Cheerilee in Discord's garden place!

>>29667830
why would I do that? I know what poison joke is, I'd avoid it. And be brutally murdered by something we haven't seen in the show yet, probably.

>>29667818
lazy animation!

>>29667846

requesting spa ponies making out

>>29667767

They might just be generic garden statues. Like the ones that portray angels and cherubs and all that.

>>29667859
Wow! You are the first person who's ever told us about it! Good job!

>>29667812
Discord is probably just taking a thousand year stone nap. He can do that if he wants to. Somewhere along the line, somebody mistook him for a statue and put him in the royal gardens.

>>29667860
Fine.
You landed in it on arrival.

>>29667762
Sapphire Shores.

>>29667767
Revolutionaries that Celestia had petrified as a warning to others

>>29667860
>mfw this goes like war of the worlds

>>29667830
That's why I immediately follow the ponies into town and start setting up communication with them.
I'm gonna need food, a place to sleep, more clothes, and a job to afford these things.
I am not a "roughing it" guy.


Also, OP. This is my most D'awww tastic picture.

>>29667886

i get stoned and take naps all the time.

>>29667836

Seriously, what kind of kid can't tell a goat from a pony, I lived in the middle of the city and even I knew the difference between a goat and a horse, they're pretty distinctive

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>>29667643
There wouldn't happen to be a prerequisite or a follow-up pic to this one, would there?

I'm just...curious, is all.

SUDDENLY SWEETIE

>>29667909

cherilee is dangerously under-qualified to be teaching that class if she doesn't even know a goat head when she sees it.

>>29667851

usually i end up cumming on my mom's face

sometimes ass

>pic that makes me d'aww the hardest
Hoo, boy. Incoming hate!

>>29667767
By the nine divines!
equestrian daedric princes!
Discord being sheogorath

Well, now I'm all caught up, since I finished Best Night Ever.

...Now what do I do?

>>29667923
Snails ain't even mad

>>29667931
but her cutie mark is flowers and shit! What else could she do!

>>29667931
You try going from teaching a class of fucking retards quantum physics to fucking zoology.

>>29667852
>0:10
>snails' face
Even Snails has had enough of these obnoxious bitches.

>>29667931

Maybe they don't know what a goat is, they didn't know what a zebra was, either

>>29667941
Wait two and a half days.

>>29667941
wait 3 days

>>29667931
Well, it's not called a Draconequus and not a Dracapra for nothing

>>29667941

Lucky for you, the first episode of season 2 comes out on Saturday. The rest of us had to wait 4 months.

>>29667846
>separately?
okay.jpg
>together?
With gusto.

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>>29667940
You now realize there is a Gatekeeper made of pony corpses.

supplied by Pinkie Pie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3MlMv1oqos

>>29667940
>Discord leads the girls down a Golden Road.
>Instead of it raining flaming dogs it rains chocolate and popcorn.

>>29667955
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>>29667988

But... but ponies!

>Scootaloo busts in
>"Chaos!"

THIS BITCH KNOWS WHAT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

>>29667923

which pony would you like to groom

>>29667988
America wins again.

>>29667997
Tiptoperoo!

>>29667622

>Snips is making what appears to be a trollface in the background

>>29667931
I guess biology wasn't Cheerilee's major.

>>29667977

latin is so cool

>>29667889

i'd like to make sapphire feel

SEEEEEEEEEEEEENSATIONAL

>>29667939
I don't get it.

>>29667881
>>29667881
Yep. Just liek Discord.

>>29668040
I know right

>>29668008
Pinkie pie being the only one impressed

>>29667939
>read it

I'm confused. Help, anon?

>>29668055

i totally need to take a class and relearn everything i've forgotten about it

>>29667852
Hey Dooks, can we have a subtiltle less version too?

you know, Screencapping reasons.

>>29668063
>Discord starts quoting Cupcakes.

new shit

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>>29668090
Oh boy.

>>29667762
Sweetibelle

she's incontinent due to being gangraped by a group of illegal mule immigrants

Anyone have a link to the new episode?

>>29668107
Also her sister IS Rarity

>>29667996
>implying she hasn't

>>29667939

tl;dr

>>29668020
>the CMC awaken Discord with their inharmonious behavior
>it's enough to awaken a slumbering god of chaos
>their special talents really are arguing