I'm so sorry for making you make this thread, it's all my fault!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z3qkhXTyk

This is so terrible... so so terrible.

Why is it always the most retarded tripfags that start new threads?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHOaz3RTQrk

Let's all watch this video on repeat.

I'm sorry to anybody I've ever offended in these threads.

finished the trixie plushie

now I can do twilight x twilight x trixie shipping!

oh god

I apologize to all the people who do things like RP and make OC.

I don't mind it myself, but I worry that if I don't speak up and discourage it that people will think less of the fans for not moderating themselves and the show in general.

>>29663699
Because all trip fags are retarded.
Duh.

>>29663718

Shut up and fuck me pacce

>>29663712
Make sure Trixie's in front of a mirror!

Why don't they just burn down the Everfree Forest?

Rejoice! a new bronie have been born!

>>29663650
Sweet.
Anyone else enjoy astrology?

My body wasn't ready.

That is all.

>>29663708
I need this for mlm
thanks

>>29663650
Fuck you
Fuck all of you

Realized white was a bad background for Discord. Now 3000% more pinkish red.

Pacce I'm sorry I didn't finish Fluttershy and Gilda's Mildly Interesting Adventure yet. and I'm sorry for posting gilda in various raunchy poses when you're here/not here. also I'm sorry for taking really fucking long at that twida comic.

Had trouble drawing exactly what was asked in the last request, so I just went with Discord being a dick to Octavia in general.

I was at work today and the realization hit me that the journalist who called Nathan for a phone interview also called up EqD. After the recent Thiessen interview, I can't wait to see if they started RPing halfway through the interview again.

After the new episode this saturday, does anyone know if another new episode will be next saturday?

I'm sorry I enjoy shipping so much. I didn't even do it before joining this "fandom" but now it's like "Lesbian Ponies, Lesbian Ponies everywhere."

>>29663757
Yes. More of that!

>>29663750
And fuck our marker?

>>29663743
Because you have an opinion that differs from mine.

>>29663650

>>29663769
part 2

I apologize for not having a picture of Pinkie Pie eating a sweet bread.

>>29663776

>>29663783

If half or more of the pony fanbase moved to MLM that would make me the happiest man in the world.

>>29663712
Status on Nyx plushie?

>>29663743
that wing is fuck-all long

>>29663763
S' okay.
Its all for fun bro.
Also I'm sorry for being a super slow mother fucker and for revealing your secret identity that one time.

Also, Gilda deserves raunchy poses sometime. Girl needs to loosen up.

>>29663175
nowhere actually, laptop's battery charger died.

And I thought I made it obvious when I posted this on dA

madmax and I made a drawing trade, back when I was doppel.

>>29663743
>PinkieDash
Entry level hipster garbage

>>29663791
My reaction images are long gone..but imagine I posted a rainbow dash Bueno face

I derped with the spoiler image.

Why do I like this ship so much?

Why do we ship them in the first place?

Why is it so weird but fun at the same time to think about their sex life, which is totally normal because tottaly normal young-adults usually have a sexual life.

>>29663768
> I can't wait to see if they started RPing halfway through the interview again.

really?

>>29663712
Dude! You have to add magnets to their noses so they can touch noses in a cute way.

>>29663765
That's a pretty freaky looking Discord

>>29663836
Because they're cute and funny and they both have BOUNDLESS energy and endurance.
The sex would be legendary.

>>29663836
because it'd be adorable. It wouldn't work out, it'd be a fling, but it'd be the craziest fling of their lives, and neither of them would forget it - and when it had to end, it'd strengthen their friendship, not break it.

To hell with it. Drawing requests?

I'm going to draw something tonight, even if it kills me. Which, in fairness, is unlikely to happen (barring a catastrophic but amusing accident with a pen).

>>29663852
>put hidden magnets inside the plushies
>people put plushies near handheld device
>"WHY WON'T IT WORK ANYMORE?"

>>29663812

i would be happy to see that shit stick around. pony threads are better when all the mad is over in other threads.

>>29663875
I'd greatly like to see Twilight reading the necronomicon

>>29663836
>Why is it so weird but fun at the same time to think about their sex life, which is totally normal-

No, it isn't.

>>29663814
burnt out on plushies for now. Plus avoids questions from parents while I'm here over the summer - going back to uni in mid-october, so I can probably start then.

>>29663852
it's a bit late for that!

>>29663836
BECAUSE IT'S THE CUTEST SHIP

LOOK AT THEM

LOOK

>>29663768
Every time the used ponies instead of people I cringed

I knew this shit was gonna get leaked soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Ykf4R8lLM

>>29663875
Discord in a mariachi band

>>29663852
Oh god.
This.
Do it.

>>29663765
"Your Cello sounded a bit mellow, so I did what any good fellow would and bid it goodbye after a hello."

"Also you still owe me thirty bits."

>>29663914
WHY ARE THEY SLEEPING IN A BED OF MEAT

>>29663849
The girl over at EqD who interviewed Thiessen yesterday was referring to herself and other people as ponies and using other similar terms throughout the interview. "I was so excited when I saw the trailer for S2 I couldn't stop clapping my hooves!"

>>29663913
you're not really going to make a Nyx plush are you? at least commission him for it.

>>29663875
This: >>29663785
Now I want a picture of Pinkie Pie eating some sort of sweet bread.

>>29663875
>Which, in fairness, is unlikely to happen (barring a catastrophic but amusing accident with a pen).
>amusing accident with a pen

>>29663901
There is a picture like that.

>>29663857

Yeah I should've looked at a reference of him for more than 10 seconds. :[

Ah well, maybe next time

>>29663916
Aw yeah!

>>29663913
aw...

>>29663951

>>29663875
Fluttershy playing the Chapman stick.

>>29663948
Why aren't you?

>>29663836
Because you like those two ponies? And thus pair them together based on the limited interactions they had in the show? Like all shipping?

>>29663765
Reminds me of the adult Spike you drew on Flockdraw

>>29663966
Link?

>>29663951
That sounds... awful. Is there a transcript anywhere? I don't think I could stomach actually listening to the thing.

>>29663951
Well, that was fun. Fandom's over. Everybody out.

>>29663951
I know. It was terrifying.

>>29663951
>rping while interviewing
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>>29663988
It was tough, i was torn between my desire to hear what he had to say and my desire to kill stab everyone.

>>29663951
That's fucking awful

This is a reporter for an actual Oregon newspaper? Jesus

mm, yes

>>29663999
Some shipping is based on which paring has the least immediate nos, though

>>29663765
That picture is awesome

>>29664051
The Oregonian's the biggest paper in the state and beyond, from Seattle to San Francisco.

>>29664048
Also nice how Thiessen dropped the pony roleplaying and referred most of the main characters as people.

I apologize for constantly posting this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOLTLxX1l4

>>29664058
ROSE!
I'm not going to fall in love with Discord.
Stop trying to make me.

>>29663706

http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?b=1&yt=jHOaz3RTQrk&width=192&height=120&flux=0&direc
tion=rand

You're welcome.

>>29664110
You already lost

what would you do to get a pony loving girlfriend

>>29662489
>>29662561
ohh you dirty anons
>>29662557
thanks pacce
>>29662747
being mean with others isnt part of my nature and i didnt win anything by get mad about the offense of the others
also im here to have fun and share it with every one i can thats why i draw my funny and crazy stuffs
>>29662802
then hi my little clony
>>29663836
i realy dont knw but they make a cute and funny ship

>>29663954
yeah, mostly to see just how obsessed fans can get

>>29664110
You will, and you will make a shipping fic with him and Gilda, even thought it'll be just a joke, maybe there'll be sex


calling it

>>29664165
Don't you mean "see how much money obsessed fans will give you"?

>>29664058
nice pic Rose

>>29664146
Hola, señorita

tienes nuevos dibujos para nosotros?

>>29664175
Who can say no to Q?

>>29664058
What software do you use?

>>29664175
"Oh Gilda, your mismatch of parts reminds me of my own. I never realized how much I longed for a companion until I saw you."
"Shut up and kiss me, Dweeb."
I will not, shut up!

>>29664193

>>29664235
Pacce, it's time for your medicine.

>>29664051
No, it was a girl from EqD interviewing the guy who took Lauren's job on the writing team.

>>29663768
>>29663849
>>29663951
>>29664051
>>29664077
>mainstream news and media outlets get the worst fucking types of people who call themselves fans to explain to them all this pony shit
>AGAIN

It never fucking ends.

>>29664276
>EqD
Explains EVERYTHING.

>>29663693
I'm embarrassed for them.

>>29663768
> RPing in the official interview with show's director (read: the Boss)

fuckign EqD...

>>29664146
cal if I commissioned something like your oc clopping, would you be ok with it?

>>29663650
Sorry, I apologize for nothing.

>>29664281
Wait, what's happening? I thought we were just talking about the Jayson interview

>>29664200
aparte de lo de anoche no pero si tienes alguna sugerencia aqui ando

>>29664319
That's the spirit!

>>29664319

>>29664214
Paint Tool SAI (just like everybody else and their grandmother)

>>29664319
I apologize for making you say you're sorry.

>>29663765
>>29663765
Accepting requests?
Could you draw Princess Celestia lovely looking? Nop lot or saucy things please :3

>>29663951

>"I was so excited when I saw the trailer for S2 I couldn't stop clapping my hooves!"

are you fucking joking?

>>29664328

I'm out of the loop with this EqD interview biz.

>>29664281
It's nothing new. Just look at the Star Trek fans who still have to deal with the antics of self-proclaimed 'Trekkies'.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT

I JUST WANT SOME SEASON 2 CONFIRMATION SHIT

>>29664301
Madmax drew a picture of her OC licking a dick. I don't why not.

>>29663693
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc&feature=related

>>29664357
I really wish he was joking

>>29664377
Pic or it didn't happen

>>29664377

she what

post that shit

>>29664328
An interviewer from an oregonian newspaper called up Nathan and EqD for a series of telephone interviews. I was saying I would expect the people from EqD to RP in the interview like they did when they were interviewing Jason.

Some faggot is spamming MLM threads on /co/

>>29664343

>>29664372
You wouldn't want to wade through that. Here's the highlights.

http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/09/eqd-exclusive-interview-with-jayson.html

What flavoured syrup?

>>29664372
Nothing really.
Characters, both side, and main will get development.
We'll see new kinds of creatures and locations.
Doods from the last season will be back.
The director thinks kids can handle a little bit of scary.

>>29663734
> burn forest
> mass-destroying of greenery/nature
> implying Equestria's inhabitants as much retarded as earthlings

hey nigga

>>29664372
You have to suffer like the rest of us.

>>29664377
For reals?

>>29664372

FUCKING THIS

>>29664390
sorry, but what's MLM?

>>29664390

Look at all the fucks we don't give

Okay, so, you get sent to Equestria as a human. You are greeted by a cheery variegated environment along with the suspicious, glassy eyes of two vigilant mares in the distance. They whisper back and forth and slowly back away from you, unsure of what you might be. Before you get a chance to say "hi", they dart off.

Considering that you're in the middle of a field near some gloomy woods with civilization far off in the distance, what would be your next response? Would you follow the cautious ponies back to their settlement? How would you handle this new environment and what would you do to start communicating with the skittish ponies?

>>29664390

doesn't it belong on /a/?

I'm a bit ashamed to admit this but this therad is one of the few safe ones that catch my interest. Hopefully you won't mind me lurking here.
Have you guys SEEN what's going on out there?

Anyways to get over my funk, may I request a few pictures of the pinkish teacher pony? I've only seen a handful of episodes so sorry about not knowing anything past the main characters' names

>>29664372
I listened to it... he didn't reveal much, but he did use the word 'Villains' , as in plural, so that made ME happy. Also, he did confirm that some of the minor characters would be getting more screentime.

As for the interviewers, they DID say some cringe-worthy and embarrassing things, but they did have a lot of insightful questions as well, more about how the show is made and how the creators have reacted to the Bronies. All in all, it was a little awkward, but otherwise a decent interview.

>>29664390
it's actually a good occasion to show people what really happened month ago when the "general" fags took over. mods didn't blame multiple legit threads. they were punishing that kind of faggotry, with threads created just for "UMAD LOLZ"

>>29664391
YOU WERE A PONY ONCE!
A PONY!

>Coming soon, The Lyrascape. The world consumed by Lyra.

>>29664372
http://www.pifro.net/host/ponycast/JaysonFinalMastered.mp3
this one?

>>29664428
my life me
some show thats apparently really bad

>>29664390
>2011
>Not likeing My Little Mule
I sure hope you guys do- oh wait. wrong MLM

>>29664428
My Life Me.

Canadian slice of life anime.

>>29664391

>>29663951
I normally don't get annoyed at things like that, but if he's a representative of a fairly popular newspaper... I would think self-restraint would be prudent.

>>29664433

>>29664428
"My Life Me"

New series, aka as "Deviantart: The Cartoon"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DAehvy1PJc

>>29664433

>>29664301
well i think the oc´s are made for fun atleast mine was, so why not, every commission are welcome

>>29664451
>Implying any interview that involves RPing could ever come close to be described as anything above horrifying

>>29664449
80s or 00s

>>29664390
I was curious as to what all this was about so I watched a commercial of it.
I got 18 seconds in before I became physically ill.
I made it through My Little Pony Newborns, but this shit, holy shit, these people HAVE to be trolling or something.

>>29664473
>Watching slice of life shit from Canada
lol

>>29664473
>Canadian
>slice of life
>anime
What in the flying fuck

>>29664484
This is the best description

>>29664449
I prefer her 80's look.

Okay seriously I'll try to get back to drawing more Discord in a Disco suit soon

But there has been no Discord licking action yet soooo

In before there's a Him-esque licking scene

>>29664484
>aka as
>also known as as

>>29664516
They somehow manage to outdo the japanese in making exaggerated and shitty anime.

Don't ask me how, because I have no fucking idea.

>>29664449

>>29664449

>>29664504
yes.

>>29664377
really?

>>29664484
>Deviantart: The Cartoon

>>29664437
depends if i'm naked

>>29664474
Huh. Rainbow kinda looks like a tank.

>>29664449
More Cheerilee

>>29664550
Woopsie, grammar error.

Puedo hablar en español si quieres

>>29664437
find some trees to punch, obviously

>>29664473

>anime outside of japan

reminds me of something...

>>29664288

>>29664449

>>29663699
What exactly is so retarded about Pacce?

>>29664377
I thought that was Discord

>>29664437
Well, they seemed scared of me already. I would definitely NOT follow them; they'd think I was a monster that was chasing them. As soon as we reached the town, I'd probably be beaten to shit by the local residents or have the royal guard all up in my shit pretty quick.

I suppose I'd follow, but only if they couldn't see me. I'd stalk a bit, see where their village is, and probably slowly work my way up to introducing myself.

That sounds kind of beta, but I'm just a cautious person.

IT'S CHEERILEE TIME

Just realized she has almost no art... Hmm...

>>29664581
No.

>>29664437
I'd walk near to their settlement and wait. Probably try and build something to show I'm reasonably intelligent. I'd die horribly alone, I need their help.

>>29664504
>>29664536
>>29664567
>>29664570
>>29664599
>>29664614
>>29664624
Oh wow. Thanks, guys.

Careful guys or you might summon Royal Iridescence

>>29664633

awww...

>>29664484
holy shit it looks like kappa mikey and anime had sex
and this was its retarded son

>>29664437

Definitely make my way into town, staying on the outskirts and trying to observe whats going on. Yeah, things wouldn't exactly be friendly what with Zecora being treated as she was just for having stripes and me standing on 2 legs.

I'd probably just lurk around on the outskirt, not hiding or anything, until I got to hungry and would venture in to get an apple or something.

As far as communicating with the ponies, I'm sure Twilight Sparkle would be eventually be elected to go out and talk with the strange creature.

Though considering all the signs of a past human civilization that may or may not end well. The real question I come up with is how does one introduce themselves to magical talking pony unicorn?

>>29664647
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>more villains
>scary shit

>implying Thiessen isn't trolling the grimdark fags

>>29664647

Who?

>>29664617
My brain.

>>29664018
>trail off for half an hour
it's nsfw, by kloudmutt. you should be able to figure out how to find it on your own. too tired to myself.

IN FACT, (picture related).
not that anyone cares though. nobody cares. except for Fluffy. and NTSTS. and Junior I suppose but he's never around since he moved out and left me all alone in the house a- right. 'night.

>>29664449

>>29664609
also... if a christian manga has a lesbian character, I wonder if... never mind

>>29664586
You have whatever clothes on that you were wearing when transported. If you were naked when suddenly teleported... welp. You're naked, then.

>>29664607
Punching some trees would severely bruise up your knuckles, but at the very least you'd be able to craft enough wood to build a shelter and keep yourself safe for the night. If you move quick, you could probably get enough Charcoal to last a while, but the torches would alert ponies to your residence during the night.

Expect to be visited at unexpected times.

>>29664674
That's okay too

>>29664710

Go exploring.

There's still plenty of daylight left.

>>29664683

I'm not sorry for anything I've said or drawn. Tough shit.

>>29664473
They made a Scott Pilgrim anime?

>>29664674
I don't think so.
This show has always had lots of monsters and bad guys as it were.
They're just going to keep trying to do better.

>>29664451
> a lot of insightful questions

name few
I listened to it. On every Jayson reply, even if it was unfinsihed, they replied with stupid "Oh, nice, that's nice. Really nice." There was almost no convo. Tons of awkward silence like they was unsure about discussion flow.

Really? Those guys claims to be decent interviewers/journalists?

>>29664710
Proceed to do so. Also, gather some seeds to start a farm, as well try to make a well of some sort near the makeshift hut for crop watering. Don't want to make them think I'm uncivilized or barbaric, so best put some backbone into it.

>mfw I used to be a normal, respectable person with interests in sports, and now I'm reading My Little Pony fanfiction and fapping to MS paint porn of MLP

Man, and I was hoping I was going to get laid some time in my life too.

>>29664710
Dig straight down.

>>29664507
that's funny that is what I thought about My Little Pony

>>29664491
Arighty, I'll see whenever MS isn't so busy

There's also a black guy version

>>29664793
go away

>>29664793
I know that feel bro, except I write fanfiction.

>>29664484

Holy fuck, that animation. It's like anime drawn by someone from DeviantArt and then animated badly in flash. Even if the plot was amazing, the animation would turn me off.

>>29664811
More evidence towards MLM being an anti-general thread agenda.

>>29664811
Lol, you buttmad?

>>29664830

I missed the last few threads. Did anyone ever draw the Celestia x Discord thing, or the Discord & Celestia x Twilight thing?
This is important.

>>29664793
>mspaint

Why would you do that when there's so much well-drawn stuff?

>>29664811
At least MLP is a good show.
All of the generations.
Even G3 compared to MLM
Oh wait let me talk your language
"THE CAEK IS A LIEEEEE XDDDD"

>>29664830
No.

>people responding to MLM posts

But this is what they want, you fucking retards.

>>29664886
I'll respond to you instead.

Hey, what's up?

>>29664640
>>29664663
Showing intelligence would be a sound idea. The act of simply wearing clothes implies that one made them or obtained them, further implying that you have the intellect to address your basic needs in an intelligent fashion. Observation and caution also show high levels of risk management intelligence; the ponies would more than likely approach you with hesitance, but certainly everything would be decided upon first contact.

How would you introduce yourself and establish that you're a friendly creature? Would you let them know that you're omnivorous or come from a rather violent civilization?

Also, considering that Twilight would be a prime candidate to speak with you, how might you address her? Would you use foreknowledge of her character to play some of her traits in your favor (garner trust by sharing similar interests or personality traits, for example)?

Same idea as above, but your concerns for introduction are

>>29664824
This needs a red blush

Guys.

Hey.

Hey guys.

Rainbow Dash.

Why arn't the images loading.

You said there would be images 4chan.

>>29664912
I'd wait for them to approach me, and then just respond as... me, another intelligent creature who needs their help. I know they won't refuse, after all.

>>29664925
Agreed. It was some other person who colored it.

>>29664912
I would walk casually into town and just lay down in the middle of the street, and not say a word to anyone.

Browsing EqD and see this:

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/story-dresden-fillies-strange-friends.html

FUCK THIS PERSON! FUCK THESE CROSSOVER PEOPLE!

>>29664946

>>29664912
Walk into town and say, "Hi, I'm looking for work and I can hold things in my hands. Has anyone seen Pinkie Pie, I hear she has great parties."

>>29664946
Yea....

>>29664984

>>29664865
Sometimes it seems like there is an inverse relationship between quality of art and quality of ideas behind it. I like Megasweet and despite all stigma of dogfaces, CartoonLion, but they do so much goddamn pinup futa and generic shit besides. But then you've got lesser skilled artists like Caliuri and nameless anons scratching out doodles in MSPaint and subjects like Rarity handcuffing herself in the men's bathroom and Dash being molested by the Royal Guard. I kind of gravitate towards the interesting ideas more than the good art, but it's a shame they usually can't have both.

>>29664868
hurf durf
20% cooler
Where's all the love and tolerance I was told about??

>>29664987
Is this before or after everyone in the town panics at the mere sight of us?

>>29664946

http://www.hasbro.com/play/details.cfm?guid=4EC14735-5056-900B-1083-4E207D7472F2

WEW YOU HEWP ME WAWK

>>29664854

>>29665023
After

>>29664731
Exploring would be a good idea. This allows you to get a good look at the land and discover nearby resources, like water. Although unlikely, it may also give you another opportunity to communicate or observe the ponies.

>>29664779
With this approach, you could surely strive for independence and it would clearly illustrate that you are a sentient species with pony-level intelligence or greater. If they ever ventured out your way again and saw your structure, they'd very likely be willing to establish an equal playing field for communication.

>>29664803
Given the area, you'd more than likely fall into a Diamond Dog tunnel after 10-12 blocks. Also, the last 4 blocks would be stone. Say goodbye to your hands, bro.

>>29665010
> like Rarity handcuffing herself in the men's bathroom and Dash being molested by the Royal Guard

Links?

>>29665010
2/10

Made me read the whole thing

>>29665010

This pretty much pinpoints the heart of the issue.

>>29664865
Because the concepts are so GOOD.

Casually seducing a women who takes her appearance seriously into being a filthy whore is attractive no matter who the character is.

80s Cheerilee looks suspicously like a fling I had back in '84, enough that I wonder if she's working on the show now or something. Then again, they weren't joking when she said everyone dressed like that back then. It's more that the accessories match uncannily well, and the braces.

>>29665032

>>29665079

Damn nigga, you old.

>>29665025

You know you do Gilda.

Don't lie to yourself.

>>29665023
I can't make shit on my own dude and I don't know what berries to eat.
I'm going to need food and shelter and these ponies are the only way I'm going to get it. So I need to establish friendly relations RIGHT now so I can go in and say hi and answer any questions they have.

So how 'bout them diamond dogs?

>>29664946
how about
Celestia and Luna

>>29665035
See this is what I'm talking about. Caluriri may not have the best art and clearly there are some English as a second language issues but the premise is entertaining. It's not just a dickgirl standing there showing off her dick.

>>29665079
>implying its the accessories and not the fact that she's a pony.

>>29665032
>mfw it's just a G3 Pinkie with G4 eyes

>>29665032

WHAT

NO

>>29665032
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...


*yyyyyh*
...yyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>29664946

>>29665106
Oh, you don't understand! It's a dick girl standing in a different position with different context showing off her dick!

>>29665128

>>29665104

Next thread!

This thread, Rainbow Dash!

>>29665032
HAHAHAHAHA

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS IS GOING TO BUY THIS?

>>29664968
If the ponies didn't run away, they'd be horribly confused by your actions. It is likely that they'd see your actions as submissive and attempt to make communication. If you failed to respond after an attempt at communication, you'd probably be forcibly evicted from your current location.

>>29664987
More than likely, the ponies would run into their homes and hide before you set foot on the streets. If you were to walk into town, you could certainly shout your request in the town square. They'd hear it.

Mentioning the name of another pony that you've never met but apparently know, they'd almost certainly fetch Pinkie Pie and ask her what's going on. There's a 50% chance that she knows exactly what you are and would vouch for you, possibly even satisfying your need for work and housing.

On the other hand... she may be just as confused as the others, so this could backfire horribly. You'd certainly be detained and questioned by Celestia's guards when they arrived in town Spike could send a letter quick requesting assistance.

>>29665152
So, if Dash can't get into the Wonderbolts, will she try for the Royal Guard?

>>29665058

>>29665020
>Where's all the love and tolerance I was told about??

>>29665058
Caluriri's done a couple of Dash x Royal Guard setups, and hopefully more are on the way. I saw mention of another request for a Royal Guard getting a little too frisky with Dash during a strip search/pat-down so hopefully that's coming

>>29665203

She'll get in.

>>29665032
That's not Pinkie. That's not pinkie at all.

>>29665020
So are these people coming to our threads now or something?

>>29665106
Well, yeah, Cal is pretty much the best ever.
And with her style, something like Gilda shoving Spike into her hoo-hah is adorable whereas from, let's say, Crooked Trees it would be horrifying.

>>29665079
Cheerilee is roughly the same age as the main cast right? They were fillies together after all.

That would make them all 30 years old if the 80's occured during a parallel earth timeline.

>>29665203
I don't know if Dash can get in the Royal Guards, but I know the Royal Guards would love to get in her.

>>29665247

That's...

Fucking...

HILARIOUS

>>29665244
We decided last week to merge all the generals together. Homestuck is coming in next.

>>29665227
>Caluriri's done a couple of Dash x Royal Guard setups

Can you post them?

>>29665032

>>29665244
It's the new thing.

Meh, we've had worse

>>29665235

Fuck it's not even Filly Pinkie...

If that was the case she'd talk like an Amish person with a bored tone and have rocks as accessories.

>>29665200
I'd cooperate happily with the local authorities and would be honest about any questions asked.

>>29665247
Well thankfully it's just his phallic-shaped tail but yeah.

>>29665020
Love and tolerance is important, but in the way you're looking for it, the meaning is from ponychan taken to the nth degree. While it's important to love and tolerate, there is a line that must be drawn, and /co/ has a line. It can not be simple defined what that line entails, but coming onto /co/ MLP generals regularly will allow a comprehension of what it is.

>>29665272

What I'm wondering is, if they're the same age, would the mane 6 have also had crazy 80s outfits?

>>29665341
I actually think Cheerilee is about ten years older than the manes.
That filly was just a look-a-like.

>>29665272

I kinda get the feeling that she's a bit older. Like, the mane 6 are in their early/mid 20's (or whatever the pony equivalent of that is) and Cheerilee is 30 or so.

>>29665272
>>29665272
>implying linear, uniform temporality in equestria.

>>29665373
YOUR HEADCANON CANNOT DEFEAT THE SHOW PACCE

>>29665286
I can't remember if the english is right on this one.

>>29665389
My headcanon cares not for you!
MY HEADCANON DOMINATES ALL WITHOUT EXCEPTION!
That art is great though.

>>29665200
>>29665200

All my money to be questioned by Celestia and get audience with her.
Than my life will be fulfilled.

>>29665203

>she's the fastest flier in Equestria
>she saved the lives of the Wonderbolts
>she can't sit still for more than 5 seconds

Are you saying she's actually more qualified to be a guard?

>People bitching that EqD proved to the head dude of MLP that most of the fanbase are fucking crazy.

What else is new?

Could you imagine how the interview would have gone down if we had handpicked a representative from /co/ to give it?

Troll mode:
We all pick Faceless, figuring nobody else would.

>>29665322
>coming onto /co/ MLP generals regularly will allow a comprehension of what it is

fuck that

>JT: There’s... I’d have to say there’s some great villains, coming up. And you know, villains aren’t always, you know, evil creatures, the can be just anypony. And, you know, the stories, some of the stories that we’ve come up with, you know the writers have written and the board artists have interpreted into... damn, it’s just they’re epic! Some of the are like, I have to say... It’s good. There’s gonna be some great moments. You know, I was just going over an episode today, I think it’s the season 2 finale...

Oh boy, I bet the last episodes will be a villain revenge party.

>>29665425
Not enough Ritalin in the world could keep Dash still enough to be a guard.
...
Someone draw Dash on Ritalin...

>>29665341
IF THIS WERE THE CASE
twilight would probably be oblivious to it, seeing as she was studious nearly the entire time
fluttershy probably was pushed into it by peer pressure.. something light but still consistent with the time
rainbow dash liked it, yea (her AotD outfit certainly said so) but it conflicted with her aspirations and so she didn't really participate at all.
rarity didn't care for such odd style
applejack was more or less working the farm, so she didn't see the style as work-friendly
pinkie pie COULD be a prime candidate for this. other than her really far past, nothing much else is known about her

>>29665431
I would pick Anonymous

or

Mito

>>29665431
>We all pick Faceless
Now we have RPing with scat thrown in.

>>29665425
She has no self control. She's not qualified to be in either team.

>>29665322
Poppycock! "Love and tolerance" was just something the /b/tards invented when MLP fell into their territory. For /co/ it's always just been "/co/ is love", and that phrase has been invalid for years.

>>29665431
What happened with crazy people and MLP now?

I remember hearing talk about some brony getting interviewed. What happened with that?

>>29665431
>95% of the questions would be great and intelligent
>rest 5% minor/major trolling
>probably a few questions related to sex
Yeah, I'd choose some /co/ tripfags over those shitheads at EqD any time.

>>29665452
You can't make a omelette without blowing up a few eggs

>>29665431
easy mode: we get terse
normal: pacce, caliuri, or klondike
hard: facelessjr, suckmyoff, dinofag
godmode: ragingsemi

>>29665431
I dont think Faceless would RP during the interview. He's not THAT bad.

>>29665461
>fluttershy probably was pushed into it by peer pressure

You kidding? She was a tree-hugging shroom-chomping hippie back then.

>>29665431

>implying Faceless wouldn't be a great interviewer

He's smart as fuck. He would take it seriously, ask the right questions, not roleplay, and have his shit together (har har.)

Some people think that just because he has fun on /co/ he's a full-time troll or something.

>>29665458

>Dash on Ritalin

That might explain this.

>>29665490
Does that guy who posts "every day until you love each other" or w/e still post?

>>29665431
>Set up in the general
>Pick a guy who can actually into journalism
>Hey guys, currently in the middle of interveiwing the MLP Director, heres the link, suggest questions in thread
>Emphesise that the questions are coming from /co/, on the interveiw, so director knows to lower his expectations immedeatley
>Pick ones that arn't retarded/ Are actually funny
>The Interview goes slightly better and the directors faith in huamnity is momentarily restored

all exactly to plan

>>29665452

Then kindly leave peasant and shut the door behind you.

>>29665500

...I like eggs.

>>29665319
The authorities would definitely take note of your overall charming demeanor and treat you a little less harshly than they would have when they first appeared. Noticing that you have the ability to communicate and are intelligent enough to understand that they are authority figures. Regardless of how they treat you, you'd still be incarcerated and brought to Canterlot

for questioning.

The first question they'd ask is how you knew a resident of a town that you've never been in. Answering this question honestly by saying that you watched a television show, they'd more than likely think that you are lying or are insane. If they couldn't get an answer they wanted, you might even be questioned by Celestia herself.

If you respond to the questions in a cheerful, honest manner, they'd see that you are a harmless creature and most likely release you from the castle. At this point, Celestia would most likely announce that a new species has entered Equestria and tell the ponies to welcome you. It'd still be hard fitting in, but your hands would be in high demand for jobs that could only normally be feasible by unicorns.

>>29665510
>mfw i have higher opinions and expectations of Faceless than all of EqD and Ponychan

This is a sad, sad day.

>>29665545
I like imaging being in the middle of a huge explosion.

I'm glad you can enjoy the thinks you like.

So it seems that /co/ are threatening a "genocide" to MLP, Homestuck and MLM, because they believe it will end the General threads and make /co/ normal again.

>>29664310

>>29665565
It's a hard pill to swallow.

didn't faceless scam people out of money on ponychan?

>>29665575

I'm in that thread now, it's pathetic that they think they'll win at all.

>>29665587
>RIGHT HOME ABOUT IT

>>29665490
Early threads were love and tolerance. We also used like bro[/spoiler][/spoiler]ny and ever[/spoiler][/spoiler]ypony and all sorts of other horse-based wordplay without shame or any bit of seriousness. Then someone introduced the show to /b/, and like /b/ always does, they corrupted it and made the whole thing feel dirty and vile, because /b/tards have no impulse control.

/b/ drove the rest of the casual carefree fans out and they were all that remained.. Now that people are inching back into these threads with the new season, everyone is pointing the finger at /b/ for shit.

>>29665594

Yeah, it was great.

>>29665575
>attempt CLXXVI to shut down MLP threads

>>29665594
Stop trying to put me in a good mood.

>>29665594
yeah it was a new low

>>29665594
with the best intentions: more pony art

>>29665609
Explain

>>29665609

wow, what a faggot, he's a criminal, and you're all ok with this why?

It's also possible that Equestria's timeline correlation with Earth's is a bit fuzzy. I mean, they've still got a Wild West AFTER their 80s analogue.

Cheerilee could still be older than the main cast, but assuming that's her in Rarity's class, she wouldn't be much older. And Ponyville's less modern than places like Canterlot, so they might have picked up on and held the trends a bit later, too. So it could be, like the late 80s to early 90s in Cheerilee's picture. IN CONCLUSION CARTOONS.

>>29665545
I'd make use of Dash's eggs if you know what I mean

So seriously though, we really, really need some Discord x Twilight / Discord x Celestia going on. With all the artists that frequent these threads it can't be asking that much.

>>29665636

Because they willingly gave their money to a stranger on the internet just because he told them a sob story. They deserved it. That was the whole point. The money was just a bonus.

Also, you're a faggot, get out.

Hey anon who requested this, if you're still here, sorry i took so long on this, headaches and irl stuff happens.

Ponies in space, by Rose, now colored!

>>29665594
The fucking icing on the cake was when a Ponychanner did the SAME EXACT THING expecting his fellow faggots to have learned to not fall for such a blatant scam. They made it as trolly as possible, thinking that would help everyone to not send donations.

They had to stop because people still decided this poor fools sob story was legit.
Followed with.
"OMG HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!"

>>29665636
Because people on Ponychan are morons.

>>29665675

Eugh...

>>29665601
Maybe she can LEARN self control.
then Twilight can WRITE a letter about it.
then Dash can FORGET that for the next episode so she can be EXACTLY THE SAME PERSON AGAIN.

>>29665636
Because it's ponychan.

And because it was amusing.

And plus he stole from the dumb and gave to the artists around /co/ so they would draw horrifying porn to go and post on there.

>>29665678

I disagree, they may be massive fags over there, but they don't deserve that shit.

>>29665700
And this somehow makes it okay?

>>29665724

Yes they do.

>>29665679
>not coloring the outlines

>>29665727

Yup.

Looks like we woke up the Ponychan sentries in the general again.

>>29665575
Even direct moderation intervention couldn't stop us.

>>29665752
Okay then, I guess it's no use talking to someone as stupid as you.

>>29665785
>>>/ponychan/
>>>/b/

>>29665563
I would do my best to explain that I don't rightfully know HOW this merging of the universes has occurred or how is that their world has been presented as a work of fiction. But I would make it clear that I intend no harm and just want to try to make a life for myself in this strange new world.
I understand that they would probably want to interview me further and might even want to do some tests and/or keep an eye on me to make sure I am not dangerous.

I am confident that in time I would become an accepted member of their society, even if I WOULD be a bit of curiosity to them.

>>29665714
What? My omelettes aren't THAT bad!

>>29665723

Wow, that's even bigger faggotry then. So he took stolen money to go pay artists to waste their talent? Sounds great guys, lolXDsorandum and funneh. When's the raid?

>>29665785

Okay then.

>mfw when i realize i have the hub

>>29665785

Get down off your high-horse, moralfag. Those idiots should never have given him their money.

They should consider it a learning experience.

>>29665740
I colored them in first place, but it looked wonky, so, no outlines!

Asshurt faggots detected in thread

I wonder if the fact that Rarity is my favorite pony and the fact that I thought I was gay for a while earlier this year go hand in hand...

>>29665814

the ends don't justify the means. You can try and sugarcoat it all you want, but the fact of the matter is, is that it's fucked.

>>29665848
It's probably the whoel watching ponies thing

>>29665431
Studio people have come here for Q&A before, and it did turn out better than that interview.

>>29665832
PONYCHANNERS ARE BRONIES TOO. YOU ARE A BERTRAYER TO THE BRONY COMMUNITY AND AS 2ND IN COMMAND OF THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC ARMY, 3RD DIVISION, 122ND BATTALION, I REVOKE YOUR TWENTY PERCENT COOLER STATUS.

>Best way to find out how many butt hurt ponychan faggots are lurking in the general?
> Mention the Faceless incident.
Is it really that easy?

>>29665860
They could have taken their money back at any point if they had wanted to. They chose not to.

>>29665814
>They should consider it a learning experience.
>>>/b/

>>29665860

To you, maybe.

>>29665860

You speak as if anyone here cares. About morals, or about those people. We fucking hate them. We would erase them from the earth if we could. We were happy to see them get fucked over. They deserve every misfortune that befalls them, and more.

So edgy, right? Well, it's the truth. Fuck them.

>>29665875
It helps that they were /co/mrads long before the fact.
And still post here, constantly

>>29665814
Not that they actually learned from it mind, Because they stil accepted a guy who claimed to kill a child in a car acciden and was contimplatign suicide.Might have been a /co/ goer seeing what they would actually accept there.
And when he left for like five minutes for a break from beign genuinly told NOT TO WORRY about a small matter of RUNNING OVER A KID the entire thread freaked out and thread was deleted. Also they banned a possibly dead guy just in case.

>>29665636
I'm not okay with what he did.
But what am I going to do, type in all caps at him?

>>29665934
>>29665636
What did he do exactly?

I think both sides of the Faceless thing suck

>>29665905

yeah, because lying and stealing aren't fucked.

No wonder /co/ hates us now. We went from actually talking and enjoying the show, to becoming pedo-furs and thieves.

>implying all of ponychan is dumb and not just
the hugboxing love-Torrance extremist /b/tards that make up /oat/ and /chat/.

I'm getting pissed /co/, you better fucking stop this bullshit, did you know that the ponychanners that make up the smarter side of ponychan consider /oat/ a living shithole and tell people to avoid them at all cost?

What the fuck you fucking faggots.

I want to fucking discuss the transcript and you guys talk about your rage-boner to ponychan.

Goddammit.

>>29665895
Ponychan doesn't even care. They were happy that it happened because it "proved" what "nice" people they wre.

>>29665957
Claimed he was dying and begging for money to pay for his "medication". All of the /b/ kiddies here had a field day.

>>29665895

I've been out of the loop for a while when it comes to MLP, what was the "Faceless incident"?

>>29665959
Honestly, I think its all full of shit.

>>29665934
>NOT TYPING ALL IN CAPS AT HIM
>IN 2011

I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DONT DO THIS

>>29665985
When was this? Is the thread still active? Are there threads about it up?

>>29665986
See
>>29665985

>>29665988
HA!

>>29665988

>>29665957
He told people he had some wasting brain disease and that he needed money. Two people gave him money. One person took it back.

>>29665957
he told everyone that he had a disease and needed 200 for his operation


he gathered 115 dollars, I think...
Some time later a guy who changed his name to Fluttershy told them that his father died in a terrorist attack, but he was just doing so for attention
they never learn

>>29665967

And I'm sure those wiser individuals were able to avoid Faceless's trap.

>>29665967
Being better than /oat/ doesn't mean you're any good. I know a large amount of ponychan keeps away from /oat/ and /rp/, so what? They're still dumbass LOVEANDTOLERANCEfags. They're not /oat/ level shit, but still retards. That being said ponychan alltogether is still much better than the community around EqD.

>>29665803
Going about answering their 'how did you know Ms. Pinkamena Diane Pie' question with a basic understanding of theoretical parallel dimensional physics would be well received. There are a lot of events that happen in Equestria which cannot be rightfully explained, so explaining your entrance into this world in such a manner would be one of the better ways to handle the question.

It would almost certainly prompt further questioning from the Princess and almost guarantee that 'Big Sister' would be watching your actions through her star pupil; you'd become a regular item in Twilight's reports. They'd try to gauge your social and economic impact on Ponyville since your arrival and see how well you'd be fitting in with society.

Although you'd be watched closely, you would at least be accepted into the town. You may stand out and be slightly ostracized for a month or two until the citizens got to know you better, but eventually you'd build some social contacts with the other ponies.

The next question; would you change your eating habits and diet so as to appear socially acceptable? Humans are omnivorous, after all; eating meat could be seen as a taboo.

it took me a while
but i dug it up

>>29666037
They were fucking told by people here that he was scamming them. It was like watching a man laugh at a retarded child for being retarded: More fucked up than funny.

>arguing about something or other

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

...Hey.

Knock it off.

>>29666067
>the community around EqD

I thought they were one and the same

>>29666030
>>29666027
See, this is what I mean MLM newcomer. Ponychan is a extreme naive environment that has no sense of temperament. At least /co/ has the balls to ask questions and demand evidence.

Hey guys, Derpy will have a man voice!

Taken at face value, that is a troll comment. Same as pleadings and begging.

yeah, because ALL of ponychan is love and tolerance fags. Way to be bigots guys. Can we talk about ponies again, or how about this: remember this guy?

My favorite was the guy who said that he was in debt and lived with his ailing father who was dying and needed to be taken care of, and he could barely afford food, and he STILL rushed out to buy a prepaid credit card to give Faceless money. I seriously laughed my ass off. How stupid and irresponsible can one person be? Anyone that stupid deserves to lose their money and whatever else comes with that.

>>29666090
A retarded child is sympathetic because they are actually born that way.

What's ponychan's excuse.

>>29666037

Were they on /oat/? no?
Then they sure know well not to fall for shitty scams.

>>29666129
Clearly they're all retarded children

>>29666103
No, EqD people are mostly from random gaming sites, they're below ponychan.

>>29666147

Precisely my point.

>>29666083
They seem to have tofu dogs at least, judging by Pinkie's talk of Hotdog eating contests.
While it would be an adjustment, I'd manage.
Heck, they have bread, cheese, and tomato sauces; if they don't have it already, I'll invent the pizza for them. That's one thing I CAN do.

>>29666110
speaking of the Fluttershy guy, if you asked for evidence or questioned it, ban

if the comment said anything else that "hugs", like "man the fuck up"
ban

>Blah blah, Ponychan

Jesus Christ, people, why are we having this conversation again. Faceless is a prick, ponychan is stupid, /co/ generals contain the scum of the earth. We've been over this dozens of times.

Let's get back on topic, for fuck's sake.