>inb4 Equestria election posters

Question: why do they even need a mayor.

Everything works perfectly without any sort of organization.

HAHA SORRY NO
FUCK PONIES
THIS IS A DISCORD THREAD

>>29657645
It is!

>>29657631
Tell that to Twilight. You DID watch Winter Wrap Up, right?

>>29657645
>>29657661
Discord is awesome.

I don't care if he's fetish fuel because he's a great character and that's what matters most.

more like DICKSCORD

>>29657631
Did you miss Winter Wrap Up?

Speaking of which, Twilight Sparkle would be best.

My pitch is that I am beautiful and pretty and so adorable you just cannot refuse me

and if that's not enough, I'll suck you off

one day you will forget you ever even came to these threads or watched the show

If Pinkie Pie is affiliated under the god Loki, does that mean Pinkie would also worship Discord?

I kinda remember during season 1 Lauren saying that a recurring villain was in the plans. Was it Discord? I hope it's Discord, he looks awesome.

>>29657779
But I'll never forget Dash's delicious ass.

>>29657698
>I don't care if he's fetish fuel
How the fuck is Discord fetish fuel? Do people have a fetish for mismatched mutant animals?

>>29657805

It's the internet. Everything is fetish fuel. This post is fetish fuel. Your post is fetish fuel.

>>29657805
You'd be surprised.

>>29657805
>not having a chimera fetish
>2011

>>29657779
I can always relive our adventures in the archives.

One day the archives will be deleted too.
It will be like this never happened.

>>29657779

Never, I will fap to ponies even as a crotchety old man

>>29657820
I came to this post.

>>29657805
Dude, have you seen the rape/corruption thing we have going on?

>>29657831

>>29657805
I think it's more that
A) He's a powerful male figure/villain against a rather innocent main cast of six females.
B) As a villain whose focus is more on trickery than brute force, there's that inference of corruption/seduction that's been brought up with it.
C) Multicocks

>>29657685
>watching show
What am I, a girl?

Anyway, if we go by cliches, Fluttershy is forced to participate because she needs to push her environmentalist agenda (because who else), AJ just wants to sell her damn apples, Rarity... don't see it, she wants to express herself more than anything else, Pinkie could be surprisingly competent just becasue it would be funny, RD just wants to prove she's the best and TS... Well, somebody will have to clean this mess.

>>29657779
I still remember a lot of embarrassing shit about myslef. I wish I did not, but I do.

>>29657844
>Ministry of Truth

I'm confused. Did Season 2 already start?

I didn't think it was supposed to premier until 9/17, but some of you are already praising Discord's character

Hell yeah Discord!

>>29657851
Same

>>29657805
More to the point, what's wrong with fetish fuel? The whole show is fetish fuel.

>>29657896
It starts on the 17th.

We're talking about a clip that was released.
http://www.derpyhoovescentral.com/2011/09/season-two-preview.html

>>29657896
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ZtFvC4qUs
1 minute trailer

>>29657909
I thought the whole show was Implied lesbianism.

>>29657896
The preview already came out. Also Discord is Q.

>>29657896
>but some of you are already praising Discord's character

Yeah, but these people would be praising him no matter what his character.

if i could actually meet a character from the show i would befriend them without the intent to romance them

>>29657927
>implying lesbianism is a fetish

Come back to bed /co/

>>29657927
with fetish themes
Rarity running a business around making devices we use to subjugate and degrade horses, except now they're sapient, Twilight taking control of other ponies' bodies, Dash being unreasonably sexy, what more do you want?

>>29657961
truth. it's a mental disease that should be eradicated.

>>29657955
Can I befriend them with the intent to romance them if I get the idea they'd be open to it, otherwise be fine with being eternally friendzoned?

>>29657970
how am I sposed to you? You sleep on a cloud.

Also why can i see your eyebrow behind your fringe

Was Discord the thing that made Luna turn into Nightmare Moon?

>>29657971
>Twilight taking control of other ponies' bodies

Wow, this show is full of awesome fetishes.

>>29657989
you have to grab her and hold on for dear life - you're along for the ride, and slipping means possible death.

I've been out of the loop on the subject of MLP for a little while, could someone explain to me why everyone is excited about Q from Star Trek?

>>29658005

I dont think so

>>29658016
We accepted Season 2 won't be good and are Trekkies now.

>>29657986
sure, they are consenting adult sentients, you filthy xenolover

>>29658016
because discord appears to be... Q. Except he looks different. But basically Q.

>>29657913
>>29657915
>>29657942
Thanks. Just watched the preview now. Discord seems ok. Kinda seems like a dick, but in an entertaining way(unlike Trixie and Gilda. Come at me, bro.).

Also, when Fluttershy lost her wings and acted all shocked, I was left thinking "What the fuck do you care? It's not like you ever use them."

>>29658016
Discord's voice is done by none other than John de Lancie, most well know for his role as 'Q', from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/09/my-little-pony-season-two-clip/

>>29658016
>>29657880

on the way to work just now i saw someone with the license plate 128 YIF. do you think he was a furfag or just really unlucky.

>>29658030
it's what's on the inside that counts!
not to mention dem wings

This fandom is streaming with shitty hipsters all over the net. Fuck you all.

>imagining running your hands down Discords' scaled rump, feeling the rough bumps individually until you decide to bend him over gently, making him present his goods to you; He, or rather, She, is omnisexual, granted his haphazard state being a chimera. You slide a few fingers inside of him as he moans, stifling giggles as he says he's ticklish there when you get more gentle, and, of course, you tease him even more, blowing gently against the labia while you writhe your fingers about inside, the other hand grasping at his erect dragon hemi-cock, sliding one of your fingers in between whilst the others grasp his entirety as good as you can, jerking him off...

>>29658050

Check out the homestuck threads

>>29658033


WHAT

>>29658055
>leading discord
man, where's the fun in that? He could have his way with me any day

>>29658044
Unlucky
>>29658055
for fucks sake, faceless. You really start with this shit early

>>29658044
>Filly Dash with pigtails and a bow looking grumpy
i don't think i can handle all this adorable

>>29658044
Unlucky, and probably unaware.

>>29658055
That gave me an anti boner.

>>29658055
I'm gay and this post made me straight.

>>29658074
Please and be pleased incentive, of course.

You don't just get fucked by Discord without pleasing him first.

It's a kink of his.

Well, that, and being a cumguzzler.

>>29658033

oh my fucking god, he even acts like Q.

So everyones gay and straight for discord now?

>>29658127
he's the villain we all wanted, even if we didn't know it yet

So there's this character

AND IT'S A SLUT

>>29658135
yes
>>29658127
guess what. Everyone but us hates him

>>29658127
I know! It's going to be so awesome!

>>29658135
no, horses are the only animal i am sexually attracted to.

>>29658135
yes
discord is my new husbando and no one else can have him

>>29658135
Yeah.

>>29658163
hands off you hussie, I called him first.

>>29658050
>hipsters

Ahaha you're a fucking faggot dude

I've already seen DiscordxTwilight shipping. It's called Discolight. I gotta admit, that's kinda funny.

>discord's face when trying to pick which dick to rape your favorite pony waifu with this time

Oh look, yet another MWHAHA I TREAT YOU PATHETIC MORTALS LIKE MY TOYS character

yawn

hopefully he's done and out after the second episode

>>29658148
>Have sex
"SLUT"
>Virgi-
"SLUTTTT"
>Foal
"COCKHUNGRY SEMENGUZZLING ASS-SNIFFING PUBLIC MASTURBATING BUTTPLUG-WEARING TAIL-WHIFFING WHOREBISCUIT SLUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT"

et cetera.

>>29658178
but i called him the moment the trailer was first linked
how could you have beaten me, this isn't fair, i demand a rematch so i can have my husbando back

>>29658193
i thought it had been deemed twicord?

>>29658204
This is why we can't have nice things.

>>29658204
If he's anything like Q, he'll be deeper than that. Despite Q's dickishness, he often did try to teach Picard something important.

>>29658150
That's a bit of an overstatement. We definitely have the most positive response, the rest is pretty much split 50/50 on him.

>>29658221
Twiscord.

>>29658221
Twicord is Twist/Discord

discolight is twilight/discord.

>>29658185
>tripfag
>hipster

not sure if serious.

>>29658219
basically, yeah

>>29658193
any pics, stories, links, anything? I mysel fhave only seen 1 pic and am scavanging for moar

>>29658247
>>29658248
huh, that makes more sense
all right, i guess i'm convinced

>>29658204
he is, but I dont see why you are so closed to the idea.
>>29658221
discolight is so much better
>>29658246
everything I say is an overstatement. Im mainly talking about the less popular wings of the fandom, however

Wonder how the conversation will be between the ponies when they realise how easy they have it with their wings and horns.

I'll be watching Ponies Saturday.

Scum.

>>29658232

He also teleported a mariachi band on to the Enterprise.

Take from that what you will.

>>29658260
No stories yet, and the only art we have is corruption shit and that thing that Glitter drew but he's an awful artist so he doesn't count.

>>29658249
What're you getting at?

>>29658293
So much buttmad in these last two threads about Glitter Glue.

Shitty Bell is best bell

>>29658280
you know what else is so much better? colouring in

>>29658306
That's what happens when he contributes content.

>>29658306
I'm not even mad, his art is shit.

>>29658050
There will always be some people who think they're better for having been a fan longer, and there will be people saying the new fans are ruining the show and the community. For the most part though, that's not really what's happening here. When new people show up, as long as they're not assholes they're generally welcomed and most people are eager to hear what they have to say about the show just starting out.

>>29658281
A lot of things like dash and AJ
>Man I hate not having wings

>uh huh

>I mean, look how terrible it is! I cant fly I cant do anything

>right

>Its so boring to walk on the ground, living without wings is the worst thing

>ahem

or some shit to that effect

>>29658290
wat

Oh man, I have to rewatch Star Trek. Or at least some Q episodes.

>>29658319
I also tend to get an elitist vibe here when it comes to ponychan.

>>29658330

I have a question concerning the entire popularity of ponies.

Did /co/ popularize ponies?

I'm pretty sure we did.

>>29658361
it started here

>>29658354
Every group of people needs "another" similar group of people to feel superior to, no?

>>29658316
>not mad, just can't stop ranting about how much I hate him!

>>29658219
It's not so much that they have sex as it is that you never write about them doing anything else.

>>29658361
/co/ is responsible for everything, don't let anybody tell you different.

>>29658361
yes.

Discolight is boring.
Discordia is where it's at.

Fluttershy freaking out about her wings?

She barely used them!

>>29658376
It's really for the best. If we don't focus our hatred there, we'll turn it inwards. Those threads are never fun.

>>29658378
Not only is his art shit, but his refusal to improve after YEARS of pumping out ironically terrible looking art makes him an even shittier artist.

>>29658399
god i love caluriri
and fluffy for that matter
discordia is pretty amazing

>>29658361

We were a significant help, and may have consolidated the notion that it's not entirely weird for dudes to like a little girl's show as well written as this one.

But did /co/ begin the popularization of the show itself? fuck no. The show did that quite well on it's own.

Hey /co/
does this remind you of anything

>>29658354
Guess I can't really argue with that though. fimchan has both a mix of /co/ and ponychan and it does alright for the most part. I like it there personally.

>>29658411
>Fluttershy freaking out
See nothing wrong here.

>>29658378
man twilight's hair is so cute without a horn

>>29658426
They even have the same colors as the Blue Angels; Blue and gold.

>>29658417
You're right, you're clearly not mad.

>>29658399
>>29658421
When I'm done with my gagged Snails I will make some. Um... if you want some, I mean.

DiscordxAny female character

No matter who you stick with him, it's gonna be awesome

>>29658399
>>29658421
I'm liking this.

>>29658457
allow me to be the first to say that i would welcome such a thing heartily and with unabashed enthusiasm, my friendly anon

>>29658448
you sure they're the blue angels?

Do ireland and britain share the red arrows?

>>29658450
I'm glad you see things my way.

Discord's Redemption Fic in 3...2...

>>29658426
Yeah. Seafair.

>>29658379
I cannot into regular stories. too much to think about, my OCD going haywire from non-conclusion or lack of detail, blah dee dah...

>>29658461
What about discord x his r63 counterpart?

>Discord was imprisoned in stone
>He was waiting behind the wall
>Therefore, Discord = Zalgo
Sorry, forgot the spoilers.

>>29658306
It sounds like it's all one guy.

>>29658361
Indirectly. We started liking it, then around December some poor bastard thought it'd be a good idea to get /b/ involved. And once they got sucked in, the rest of the Internet followed them (as it usually does).

What's wrong with being mad on the Internet, again?

>>29658492
That's also him.

>>29658494
Oh wow, CL is drawing fluttershy with a penis. How novel and original.

>>29658502
Unpopular opinion: You're mad.

>>29658502
it depends on the definition
to a certain degree, i suppose eccentricity is acceptable, even encouraged
but anger accomplishes very little and begets more anger, so nobody really wins

i'm a firm believer in the "let's all get along" policy

>>29658513
mindblown

>>29658413
>Implying we don't turn it inwards anyway.

I once described Ponychan as a Police State where everyone's mouths are stapled back into smiles.

In these threads, its nearly anarchy with one or two rules to keep things under control.

>>29658469
Well then, rule34 or 'normal' ship?

>>29658523
Not now, but I can be mad if you want to. You just need t know which strings to pull.

>>29658521
Dr. White? You're bitching about CL? Really?

I am disappoint. I thought you were cool.

Discord should steal Applejacks hat

For kicks.

So... what IS discord?

>>29658550
Everything

>>29658549

and then it turns out Applejack has a terrifying case of hat hair for wearing her hat day and night every day.

>>29658538
Rule 34. Celestia x Discord. Make it happen.
Alternately, Discord x Twilight.
Or Discord x Anyone, really, it's a strong male in a show filled with females. He's gonna get passed around worse than Big Mac.

>>29658538
you're the artist, it's entirely up to your preference and prerogative
do whatever you like, man, i'd be happy either way, although my personal preference is normal shipping art

>>29658550
Chimera.

Also a troll. That's why 4chan likes him so much.

Discord is genderless and asexual.

Alternatively, Discord is capable of growing any form of cock and can reproduce with everything and anything.

>Discord IS Q from star trek
>Your face when

>>29658574
I like him because he's smooth as fuck

>>29658524
If only everyone agreed to get along.

Not love and tolerance, but acceptance.

>>29658584

>>29658524
>i'm a firm believer in the "let's all get along" policy
I can agree with that. I'm also a firm believer in the, "Let's all get drunk!" policy.

>>29658550

Nothing.

>>29658577
>Discord is capable of growing any form of cock
We need a drawfag, stat!

>>29658524
You know, there is something fishy about you, Terse. You transcend the "Oh, he's a nice guy" and go further. I can't stop imagining what kind of terrible secrets do you hide behind it all. What abyss lies beneath that friendly mask?

No offense bro.

>>29658549
He should claim that it gives her an unfair advantage, then fail to answer any further inquiries into the matter.
"Whaddya mean it's che-" and then he's gone wearing the hat himself, of course.

>>29658612
Well, he's currently ban evading for posting porn.

Still 19 days, btw.

>>29658550
Some kind of Chaotic Neutral chimaera?

Discord was the guy with the penis in all of those pics of the floating human penis fucking the ponies

>have first stream
>turns out to be 500 times better than I expected
>internet goes out all night
Cool, fuck you too internet.
Dumping stuff that I didn't get to.

>>29658577
A world filled with Discord spawns

...Equestria shall be known as Trollestia

No wait Celestia is Trollestia

So is Celestia full of Discords spawns

If you know what I mean

>>29658612
Terse has a double life as the most hated tripfag on /co/

>>29658637
who is that artist and does he have a site or something?

>>29658610
Already been done.

>>29658571
What about Celestia x Discord / Twilight subjugation? Let's pay Railgunner for it.

>>29658572
I am taking a goddamned, fucking request, I am asking YOU FAGS what YOU want, you homo. If I want to draw something for myself I will bloody do so.

>>29658549
What if he stole it...and then disguised himself as it?

>>29658639
Dat wingless Fluttershy.

>>29658644
...
Terse is Faceless?

>>29658668
What if applejack's hat was discord all along?

>>29658641

Discord x Celestia

...

True mother and father of Trollface

>>29658534
I believe you are looking for this picture.

>>29658631
What kind of porn?

>>29658644
Now that's a fanfic I'd read.

>>29658674
I don't hate Faceless.

ALRIGHT /co/

Since there is no art of Discord in a disco suit, I have taken matters into my own hands.

AND ONE MILLION YEARS IN MSPAINT LATER, IT IS DONE

>>29658668
Clearly we're dealing with a criminal mastermind here.

>>29658686
Excellent.

>>29658674
>Implying Faceless is still the most hated tripfag in these threads

Hi.

>>29658674
And here's where we argue which tripfag is the worst

You can tell someone is new if they don't say Prince of Equestria

>>29658594
yeah. i'm not happy with everything in the world, in no way is that even remotely close to true. and i certainly don't love everything there is to love, but i'm willing to accept things even if i don't like them as long as they're legal and don't hurt anybody. but that's just me and i know others don't feel the same way, so i'm not going to force it down people's throats, i'll just provide my opinions under advisement

>>29658600
both equally good policies, and conducive to good things depending on context. just look at the irish! why, for them they're practically the same thing.

>>29658612
i'd like to think i'm actually the reincarnated spirit of juan peron, waiting for the day in which i can enforce my evil agenda on the whole world in a way that is ultimately positively contributory
but that's just a pipe dream
also why would i take offense? people think i have ulterior motives or am just a weirdo online and offline all the time, it's no big deal

>>29658631
despicable
>>29658691
terse is the new leader of Al-Qaeda

I quite like how al-qaeda is on autocorrect

>>29658700
Haha, shut up. You are literally NOTHING compared to Mito in terms of hatred.

>>29658667
How about:

Rule 34
Celestia and Discord with Twilight Sparkle
Discord and a visibly-used Celestia are in bed, or curled up naked together, or whatever, clearly enjoying each other physically, and now they're trying to rope Twilight into joining them.
Celestia's either been corrupted by Discord or she's just a covert pervert, but Twilight's apprehensive and in disbelief that her respected mentor could be so depraved.

>>29658700
Yeah, Nathan takes the cake. Sorry, bro; I just fucking hate you.

>>29658700
If it's any consolation, I think you are okay guy who doesn't afraid of much.

>>29658639
You streamed?

...and no one told me?

...feels bad.

>>29658702
Why would you remind me of him? Just WHY?

>>29658707
Vote Terse for benevolent dictator!

>>29658716
....but they're always naked

>>29658702
...I dunno, Fire Lord was pretty annoying until he accidentaly posted with the name 'Fire Lo' and then disappeared forever.

....Okay, so I'm relatively new (May 9th). What was PoE like?

>>29658631
...i've been reported again, haven't i?

>>29658686
you are a gentleman, a scholar, and a beautiful soul, absolutely aces. i demand more!

>>29658754
I mean like with bits showing, you know.

The point is they're both up to something obscene, and now they're looking to get Twilight involved too. Presumably it was Discord's idea.

>>29658716
How about all of that, except make Celestia like super alpha; she's spooning Discord.

>>29658759
when was PoE again?

I remember him, but not too well

>>29658702
I don't think he counts anymore since he hasn't been in a thread since before the season ended.

>>29658707
Terse = Friendliest of the Tripfriends

>>29658729
That means a lot to me, Fluffy.

>>29658740
Second! All hail Terse!

>>29658411
Wouldn't you freak out if someone took away your dick? I mean you barely use that, too.

>>29658759
He was trying to make a fuckable pony realdoll, discussed the idea in length, posted pictures of his progress and called anyone who criticized him a troll. And outside the doll thing, he was a creeper who was in love with fictional ponies.

>>29658733
dude, you weren't there, this was like two in the morning last night and i had to really pester fluffy to get it going haha

>>29658729
>discord in pinkie's saloon outfit
oh god be still my beating heart

>>29658716
Or how about reversing Celestias and Twilights roles

>>29658807
still sucks

>>29658714

Mito doesn't even DO anything.

He deleted like 2 threads or something and he once argued that my little ponies might not have sex, from what I can gather. He seems pretty autistic, but for the most part he kind of just sits there while people rage their asses off at him. He doesn't attempt to start thread-spanning shitstorms like Nathan or RagingSemi do. I know someone's going to call me Mito, but I genuinely want to know what the hell people hate him so much for. I've wondered this for ages.

>>29658707
Well, I tried to be more polite. Just in case.

>>29658759
Fire Lord is funny. I remember arguing with him on /v/ and he said something like "I'm not RPing, I am Azula". I lold and suddenly lost my mad.

>>29658806
>not being in love with ponies
Poser.

>>29658733
I didn't see you around or I definitely would have...
I think it lasted from 10pm and 2am for me.
Might do it again tonight, though.
That was rather fun.

>>29658802
>implying I don't fap every night

Is this a Discord thread?

here's something I made

>>29658813
fluffy, best start another stream so we can cheer this poor bastard up with some good ol' fashioned vectors

>tripfag discussion

...really, guys? Season 2 is less than 3 days away. Come on, get it together.

>>29658806
>posted pictures of his progress

Uh, no he didn't. He just kept posting the same picture of a pony doll over and over again, never making any progress.

That's because he wasn't trying to make a real doll. He was just a troll.

>>29658716
I'd rather draw Discord both fucking Celestia and raping Twilight, while Celestia is raping(?) Twilight also. Mostly continuing on the theory that Discord is formless and can take any shape, form and length he wants, as well as magically conjure extra dicks. Every dick would be of a different animal, at that.

>discord shipping
Ooh, ooh!

pocket dimensions!
nyx cock wagglan!

...that's a no, right?

>>29658833
neat and accurate

>>29658814
You're so totally Mito it's not even funny.

>>29658667
oh well uh, sorry about that, i misunderstood
i guess i'd prefer shipping art? shipping art is my request, then

>>29658847
>discord trying to corrupt nyx and getting absolutely nowhere because there's literally nowhere left to tall

>>29658847
AWW YEAH DOUBLE COCK IN HER ASS AND VAG

>>29658814
I only intentionally started a shitstorm once as anon by saying 0r0 has talent.

From that three word phrase, the entire thread was ruined.

>>29658639
told you it would be fun. no one ever believes the dino, but i'm always right.

except for that time i thought that girl was a girl. that ended badly

Fluffy I didn't know you streamed, I love your art style I would have totally been there if I knew. Not to pressure you but any plans to stream again, possibly on a schedule? Or is it more of a play it by ear thing?

>>29658847
>Discord fucking out Nyx's brain with his thorny cock.
Bueno.

>>29658814
I don't know. Mito's actually okay because he DOESNT make anything. I don't want to see what he thinks about.

I'm more hateful of tripfags that go out of their way to make horrible shit, like either of the Faceless fags. Writing or drawing, those two disgust me most.

>>29658814
>He doesn't attempt to start thread-spanning shitstorms like Nathan or RagingSemi do

I'll agree with Nathan. Semi never starts anything, he only trolls the trolls.

>>29658809
>Or how about reversing Celestias and Twilights roles
Sure, whatever. It's all good.

>>29658844
>I'd rather draw Discord both fucking Celestia and raping Twilight, while Celestia is raping(?) Twilight also.
Absolutely good. The two elder figures getting Twilight involved in their naughty games is what's important.
>Discord is formless and can take any shape, form and length he wants, as well as magically conjure extra dicks. Every dick would be of a different animal, at that.
I've seen it done once, and it was good. More times can only be better.

>>29658844

>>29658892

He's still a shithead that ruins threads with his idiotic arguments.

>>29657591


Looks like the pony flopped giant tits on the table. Cannot unsee

>>29658833
Everything turned out better than expected.mp3

>>29658894
Shit's already gotten too complex... I will think about a simpler ship/rule34 though.

>>29658833
Accurate as fuck.

Also add Him from PPG on the "What /co/ wanted" panel.

>>29658833

so /co/ wins?

>>29658890
i thought i was the one with the thorny cock around here
and i thought we agreed discord had a human penis

>>29658926
Celestia x Discord.
or Twilight x Discord.
Doesn't have to be complicated.

>>29658891
That just means we're doing it right.

Thank you for your deposited info, we will process it and get better.

It will be assimilated into our hivemind.

>>29658890
>she can take it and more
discordbueno.mp4

>>29658891
Hey dude, Jr. just does requests, and Faceless hasn't made anything 'abnormal' in a long time.

>>29658833
don't forget judge doom too, from what we wanted
pretty much had every button hit, which is spectacular

Applejack would promise better farmer subsidies.
Pinkie Pie would promise to increase the overall happiness of Ponyville
Twilight would promise increased education opportunities
Rainbow would promise better transport systems
Rarity would promise better infrastructure to make the town look better.

>>29658932
Discord has both an infinite amount, as well as no cocks. He shall be known as 'the great rapist with out a penis'.

>>29658911

>>29658890
>Thorny cocks that cause irreparable vaginal damage

I approve.

>>29658906
No, that's anon.

A typical morning thread:

Semi: Hi everybody, here's my latest story.

Angry Anon: You suck! I hate you! You're everything that's wrong with this fandom! You take too much attention away from the serious writefags! I wish I could hate you to death!

Semi: Problem, anon?

Angry Anon: FFFFFUUUUU!

>>29658861

I ain't even Mito, though. I could put my trip on to prove it but I don't care enough and that would just be dumb.

>halfway through the maze, rarity and twilight get their horns back
>fluttershy and rainbow dash get their wings back
>they don't work right
>fluttershy and RD can do magic
>Rarity and Twilight can fly
>their horns and wings were actually Discord.
>all of them.
>at the same time.

>implying this shouldn't happen.

>>29658951
no yellowquiet?

>>29658932
I say Discord has an omnipenis or omegacock

>>29658833
when was it ever said we wanted the joker

I'm seriously, link me to posts in the archive stating that desire.

>>29658974
She's too shy to run.

>>29658964

Two wrongs don't make a right.

>>29658974
fluttershy wouldn't dare run

>>29658885
Maybe later tonight. Just pester me about it.

>GlamourKat was really impressed with pony builds
>yesyesyesyesyes.gif

>>29658939
Thought you were against rape.

I've been out of the loop for a while.

Discord is a mish-mash of a bunch of different creatures?

>>29658983
BUT THREE LEFTS DO!

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>29658980
that would take way long, dude.

>>29658993
It's impossible to rape Nyx, she loves every second no matter the circumstances.

>>29658847
Nyx would pretty much turn into a nympho the moment one stallion introduces her to cock. Remember, she's supposed to be an embodiment of the sinful magic that turned Luna evil or some other stupid shit. Now take out all those sins and replace them with lust, and you've got Ponyville's local fucktoy, passed around under the moonlight and used by as many males as possible. She'd pretty much reek of cum for the rest of her life, the stench staining her muzzle, mane and coat, her pussy constantly in heat and drooling between her legs, ready for the next beast to use her for his pleasure.

>>29658961
>>29658976
could work

>>29658981
>>29658984
I say she would.

Apllejack: ...and we'll make that useless forest part into a new apple farm! Of course, critters would have to relocate.
FS: FLUTTERSHY SMASH!

>>29658984
>>29658981
>fluttershy wouldn't dare run
>She's too shy to run.
Funny, that's the same reason Discord likes her so much.

>>29658865
Why is her goggles broke?

>>29658993
>He thinks Nyx can be raped when she's the one wanting to get fucked all the time

>>29658981
>>29658984
but surely her quiet drive to improve the lives of ponies everywhere so no one ever has to feel as lonely or isolated as she does would be reason enough?
further, her desire to build sustainable arcologies for the animal populace with a greater focus on preservation of wildlife habitats and eco-friendly territorial development would provide reason enough for her to consider it
i mean, she may be shy and timid, but she's not weak, she knows what she wants and if necessary she's prepared to do whatever it takes to get it

>>29658968
Yeah, no. You're Mito, and a bad liar. Lack of trip proves it.

that feel when you suddenly lose all motivation to do anything

>>29659010

>>29659030
Even unto death? That's some heavy shit.

>>29659044

>implying I care whether anyone thinks I'm Mito

I'm anonymous, so why does it matter?

And that doesn't have anything to do with my original question.

...Wait, why isn't Nyx already on my wordfilter?

Imma get on that.

>>29659049
I would need motivation first to know that feeling

>>29659055
Nah, it has a lot to do with it. Only Mito is retarded enough to not know why nobody likes him.

why poner

After the episode airs I hope someone makes a Discord video set to trololo. Or that you've been trolled song.

>>29659070
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

>>29659053
She can't "die" though. Not by normal conveniencies. She -is- an alicorn after all. Plus, she can well accomodate for Discords size. Heck, he could use an adult-size dragon penii and she'd still take it with glee.

>>29659069

I already stated the reasons that I don't know why people don't like him, though.

I'm in these threads 24/7 and all I ever see is people going FUCK YOU MITO I FUCKING HATE YOU SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS AND DIE NIGGER FAGGOT

and he just goes "okay" every time

http://asktwilights.tumblr.com/
>Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I'm addicted to sex

>>29659088
>an penii
faceless.

>>29659088
>Ruining everything about that headband

>>29659030
>>29659010
>>29659009
Quite suddenly, I have found inspiration to write.

>>29659087

For Terse, I think?

>>29659104
>okay, look decent so far, blatanty out of character of course but at least that's better than trying to be in character and failing
>attempts to mimic railgunner's "holding camera" thing
>sigh

>>29659102
it started with his deleting threads for no reason then pretending he didn't do it, amplified by his constant responses to people hating him, which makes it even worse, making huge paragraphs about shit, complaining about how everyone hates him, ect.

>>29659116
Is this going in your Trixie fic?

>>29659082
I know it's milk they are slurping but a part of me can't help but to think that they are licking piss off of Fluttershys dripping vagina while she whimpers shyly and forces more piss out of her bladder and oh god I hate my mind

>>29659088
>She -is- an alicorn after all.
Never got far into Past Shit, so I wouldn't know the head canon, however, we can't say shit about pegasus unicorns following the show. Just because two are extraordinary doesn't mean they all are and on that note: we can't say for sure if Celestia and Luna can die, yes or no.

>>29659139
What bugs me is how he never contributes anything but talks shit about contributors.

>>29659135
glorious, exactly what i wanted
thank you very much, fluffy

>>29659135
I like this.

>>29659136
>out of character
>mimicing railgunner
IT'S GOING TO BE MORE POPULAR THAN ASKPINKAMENA I SWEAR

guys there's already a thread

>>>/b/353387740

>>29659147
There's a fanfiction where the CMC are suckling milk and Scootaloo and Apple Bloom are taking all the space so Sweetie Belle gets jealous. She promptly goes to another place that she can lick. Can you guess which
It's her vagina

>>29659140
Maybe. Perhaps it'll be femdom futa Trixie to breaks Nyx in, forcing her to suck her cock, and then jizzing all over her face and staining those glasses. Or something. Maybe. WE SHALL SEE.

>>29659104
One of my new favorite tumblrs. Gotta love Nympho Sparkle.

>>29659104
>Two sided mane.

>>29659135
Do you have a gallery where I can view and download all of these?

GUYS

ARE YOU AS FUCKING EXCITED THAT WE ARE GETTING MORE HISTORY OF EQUESTRIA IN SEASON 2 AS I AM

>>29659139

I've honestly never seen him do any of those except heard a second-hand account of him deleting a thread. Not saying you're wrong, just stating my own personal experience. I guess I still don't get it. Oh well, thanks anyway.

>>29659154

Yeah that is kind of shitty.

>>29659135
>zecora
>not doing anything particularly incriminating
i'll be in my bunk with some lotion

>>29658948
>>29658928
I knew I had forgotten something

>>29659200
I liked that stuff in the beginning of Ep. 1. I definitely want more.

>>29659200
>more villains and dnd monsters confirmed

ah shit, nigga

I know some bumblefuck posted this as a joke, but...
I can kind of see this working.

>>29659184

>>29659161
>>29659165
>>29659202
Have this too.

>>29659198
http://mixermike622.deviantart.com/gallery/32485951
I'll upload these two in a minute.

>>29659200
YES JETFIRE, IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME, AND THEY'LL EMULATE HISTORICAL ART STYLES LIKE THEY DID WITH THE OPENING BOOK THING.

MESOPOTAMIAN MURALS HERE WE COME

>>29659216
This is funny because from what little I saw of Him he is definitely the most unnerving / grimdark thing in that picture.

>>29659226
>That horrible left hand.

>>29659200
I just season 2 to be more like G3 ponies. Not art-wise, but like story-wise.

Is that so wrong.

>>29659226

Hello, /co/

Whats going on?

>>29659200
how excited are you? on a scale of one to ten, i would say i am about a ten right now.

>>29659198
have you tried his dA?
mixermike622.deviantart.com
it's in the corner, but i think most of it is up there, otherwise i can dump what i have

>>29659216
good, good, it's even better! i still can't believe they wanted shadow the hedgehog. i own that game. how can anyone want anything remotely related to it? it's terrible!

>>29659152
at least in the fic itself, she's an unreasonably powerful mary sue. She could take all of the dicks, the only limit being how many you can get near her.

>>29659241
ok, now i'm terrified

>>29659166
Seems like everyone is trying to copy railgunner, which is stupid because apart from the pretty colors most of his shit is boring as fuck.

Where are the Disco imitators?

>>29659259
Just your usual samefagging.

>>29659259
We're look for a drawfag to ship Trixie and Ember together.
And something about Equestrian history.
And nympho Nyx.

>>29659241
why are you all looking at me, stop looking at me, it's terrifying, look at those eyes
but otherwise, thanks, fluffy, you've done me an incredible service!

>>29659259
We're talking about ponies!
Sorta.

>>29659281
Doing my best.

>>29659225
Monster Manual is gonna be all up in this bitch. I wonder what mythological monsters there will be.

>>29659284
Where?

>>29659259

Some fag thinks I'm you.

>mfw people don't know how to check for samefag

>>29659281
Dude, you can't just imitate disco.

You would have to become disco, reach around inside his mind, attempt to become exactly like him.

>>29659246
>what little I saw of Him

>>29659281
Noel?

I have an art request.

MLP Tales Teddy and Rainbow Dash playing some FPS online bitching at each other, getting all sweary and stuff.

Either that or MLP Tales Lancer getting dragged around shopping with Rarity, and too timid to say he has NO interest in any of this.

>>29659281
what we need is applejuice imitators

>>29659336
Nobody is even close to that level.

>>29659306
Things I'd like to see:

Beholders
Catoblepas
Tiamat
Black puddings
Shambling mounds
Otyughs
Carrion crawlers
Xorns
Purple worms
Intellect devourers
Thought eaters

>>29659314
Not really, all you'd have to do is ask for requests and make a twisted version of the most wholesome one

>>29659336
Jack is not Noel. He's just started using her spiderleg style.

>>29659330
Yes, I didn't watch PPG apart from that one "Demon of Speed" or however it was called episode. I don't think it aired where I live. Should I download?

>>29659341
>any G before 4
let's not and say we didn't

>>29659306
Minotaur perhaps? Haven't seen that yet. Mite be cool.

>>29659358
That's a bad thing?

>>29659186
YEAH YOU WOULD LIKE THE NYMPHO TWILIGHT WOULDN'T YOU

I BET YOU ASKED HER ABOUT TRIXIE ALOT TOO

Tonight on this pony thread:

What shape is Discords penis?

Sweetie Belle licking Fluttershys candycooter

Overpowerfull fanmade filly gettign raped and enjoyign it

Debating who is the shittiest namefag

And much more

>>29659312
hmmm?

>Ctrl-f's "Mito"
>>15 results

The fuck you guys doing?

>>29659372
It's funny because to them a minotaur would be what a centaur is for us.

>>29659311
After you put your trip back on, the first thing you posted was "What's going on in this thread" implying you had already read it. So you know perfectly where.

You can't even lie well.

>>29659354
That is a superb list. I'm going to have to do a little research to find out what some of them are, but man, some of those creatures are amazing. To see the show's take on them would thrill my heart.
Here, have a balrog as thanks!

>>29659340

>>29659380

Spiderlegs can't art.

Can we get a pony wallpaper thread up in here?

>>29659387

>>29659354
>no rust monster
what are you doing

>>29659411
Oh god why did someone illustrate that fic.

whyboner: the fanfiction.

>>29659418
Fuck you spiderlegs is awesome

>>29659341
RD:"Haha, teabagged, you a fag."
T:"Bitch, I will hunt you down."
RD: "Man, whatevs. I'll kick you in the dick."

>>29659397
Hey yeah you're right. That would be interesting. Oh god the shipping that we would have.

>>29658316
I think he's overrated

>>29659441
THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT BOY DID WAS RUBYQUEST

>>29659441
>overrated
Sorry, we all think he's shit to begin with.

>>29659432
She can't art, and also she's a cunt.

I think weaver's great.

>>29659403
I think his claws/hands need to be bigger

other than that it's perfect for a FiM balrog

>>29658306
I love GG

>>29659241
They're staring at me because I'm fat, right?

>>29659441
He freely admits that he himself sucks at art and is retarded.

I don't think he cares.

>>29659154
The only time I talk shit about a contributer is if their behavior when they aren't contributing is so shitty that the stuff they contribute doesn't compensate.

Anyway, I am even starting to cut back on this.

>>29659493
I think that's one of the reasons I like his stuff.

It's not meant to be taken seriously.

Like me or hate me, but maybe we should talk about ponies instead.

>>29659493
Everyone says "yeah I know I suck at drawing"

everyone

>>29659525

What are you, retarded? This is tripfag hate general. Get the fuck out.

>>29659524
I take it seriously

;_;

Gorged ponies general

>>29659420
>>>/wg/4347786

Good place to start if you haven't been already.

>>29659526
Yeah but the difference is that he actually sucks at drawing and doesn't try to improve.

>>29659493
I had a dream like that when I was waking up.
Applejack kept giving me bedroom eyes.
Also I was a pony in that dream.

Hey....

Remember how a while ago someone was going to write about a guy in a suit of armor showing up in ponyville?

What ever happened to that?

>>29659472
You'd have to take that complaint up with Krek, he's the artist, but I definitely agree that it's perfect for FiM. He's absolutely stellar, one of the best, when it comes to capturing the show's style in art. Really fantastic!

>>29659525
RIGHT!

CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS. WILL THEY GET MORE MEMBERS?

>>29659525
Okay, why is Octavia such a slut?

>>29659569
I hope they finally get their cutie marks and shut the fuck up

>>29659402
Okay.

>>29659560
Like any semi-decent idea, it was quickly abandoned and forgotten about by everyone save for the few people like you who bring it up again. We will now see a simmering of re-interest in the idea, only for nothing to come of it in the end.

>>29659560
>Mordekaiser showing up in Ponyville

He will introduce heavy metal to the ponies

I'm looking forward to Saturday where we can discuss the show and not discuss stupid shit.

>>29659514
I think we both know that's a lie.

>>29659571
Because the serious ones are always tigers in the sack.

>>29659525
Shut the fuck up, this isn't about you. This is about your art.

god.

>>29659597
Fuck off.

>>29659599
>implying day threads won't talk about new flavors of pony semen that the new background ponies might have

>>29659552
>implying the quality of the drawings is the point of cartooning

>>29659615
>this isn't about you
Sure it is:
>he actually sucks at drawing and doesn't try to improve
I don't understand the point. Is it "Weaver is a shitty artist"? Okay. Point made, and duly noted. Now can we get back to discussing ponies?

>>29658686
Oh yeah, who's ready to get this party started?

because ytou can't spell Discord without DISCO, BABY

Who wants to watch me stream

Today's doodle will be Rarity and Fluttershy (maybe Buttershy) in a sauna.

>>29659571
>octavia

That's not how you spell Colgate.

>>29659589
well i kind of want it to happen

>>29659669
>buttershy
Is that fat Fluttershy? In that case I'll have to pass