What the hell is his blue horn something supposed to be

very
but also very busy with ten of assignments
I'M GOING TO EARN THAT GOD DAMN PREMIER, YOU HEAR ME? EARN IT

>>29646742
Super mega jesus excited.

SO excited!

I can't handle four days!

...I have an idea, but one of you has to help.

>>29646742
I JUST FUCKING DAAWWWWED SO HARD

i'm excited.

>>29646898

DON'T DO IT ASSMUNCH

YOU'LL REGRET IT

TRUST ME

>>29646873

Anal beads.

In all seriousness, though, it kinda looks like a generic "fantasy"-styled horn. Almost mystical looking.

>>29646913

Screw you, Kyle.

I left for a bit then remembered what I was doing after so long. So here's that Gilda Uguu someone said I should draw from last thread.

posting every single day

>>29646742
You guys are still excited for season 2?

My dad, Lauren Faust, gave me early access to all the unedited material for Season 4, and let me tell you, it looks pretty great.

>>29646926
she's so kawaii

>>29646930
-256/10, troll harder.

>>29646930

If Lauren Faust was my dad, things would be different around here.

>>29646930
IS YOUR MOM CRAIG MCCRACKEN!!

>>29646939
I can't deny-e

>>29646928
my daily dose doctor...

but why

What are your favorite dub voices?

Italian Rainbow Dash and French Gilda for me

>>29646742
Damn it Squeak! Why must you post a cute Discord pic? He's supposed to be evil dammit!

>>29646898
Well sure eric, what'd you have in mind?

>>29646975
I like italian dash an-
Oh.
Yeah, what you said.

>>29646975

Japanese Pinkie Pie

>>29646905

I know right? I love his fandom for producing such awesome images already.

As for me, I'm mega excited. It's been too long without pony. Too long!

>>29647001
Italian dash sounds like some kind of entree at Applebee's or some shit.
I'm still waiting on German Rarity.

>>29646978
Hes adorably ebul.

>>29647021
I just remembered. After the episode we will have a FULL WEEK of not knowting what is going to happen next. It's gonna be nuts.

>>29646975
i like french trixie

>>29646978

Sorry, he said if I didn't he'd take my hat.

It contains all my power

>>29647065
Discord is defeated and the ponies win.

>>29647065

A week full with shitty fanfic about discord grimdark background.

Fresh off Ponibooru.

>>29646975
>French Gilda

Link?

>>29647048

He's only interpreted as evil because he proposes freedom in a land ruled by a tyrant.

Ask yourself, who's the real villain?

Who's the real fucking villain?

>>29647086
And Fluttershy is pregnant

>>29647065
>It's gonna be nuts.
Crazy /co/ is best /co/ by far, and I couldn't be looking forward to it more.
See you guys tomorrow, I'ma go get way too little sleep.

>>29647076

link?

>>29646975
Japanese Rarity

>>29647098

>Not using the skull as a helm
>in 2011

>>29646975
French Nightmare Moon.

>>29647065

Oh Celestia....it's gonna be a madhouse....

>>29647091
oh GOD DAMNIT
i wouldn't be so angry if i didn't know you were right

Why are robot ponies so awesome?

>>29647110

Is Mac the father?

how does this look ? wings? what needs fixing?

>>29647105

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWD_lc40VDw

>>29647098
He occasionally forgets about the pointy bits on his shoulder piece and pokes the fuck out of himself when he shrugs.

>>29647098

Oh, man, it actually makes some sense.
Reminds me of Daolon Wong, for those who remember that show.

>>29647080
you know what, all is forgiven. This is my face currently looking at the pic.

>>29647136
They are ponies and robots

>>29647098
that looks DAMN awesome. Couldnt be more perfect, IMO

>>29647121
If there is anything Warhammer taught us, it's that the skull belongs anywhere BUT on the helm.

>>29647182
I will use the skull for proteccion in my balls.

Discord created poison joke.

>Implying your keyboard isn't revolting and full of hair and crumbs right now

>>29647098
.....well I'll be damned

>>29647146
Christ, French Pinkie is irritating as all hell.

>>29647150
Xiaolin Showdown correct?

>>29647223
Jackie Chan Adventures. Evil Chi wizard.

>>29647212
My keyboard is like 10 years old, it's the most disgusting thing ever.

>>29647212

No crumbs but there is a lot of hair and pubic hair

my eyes are like ninjas, my hands are like lazers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DVUwWZfzMw

>>29647157

Yay! I gave someone a heart attack..

>>29647212

So you're upset that you aren't pounding her head every time you tap the "s" key?

Just how sadistic are you?

>>29647212
My keyboard is full of tiny lumberjacks.

>>29647212

>>29647242
OH YEAH! KNOW I REMEMBER!

good times good times

>>29647212
I just cleaned mine yesterday.

Popped off all the keys and washed 'em.

>>29647284
>Not under 'E'

>>29647242

What did that show teach you?

>>29647242

I only remember that cartoon because there was one episode that pertained to my fetish.

Probably the last one anyone would ever guess, too.

>>29647212
My keys are missing paint like I and O get mixed up a lot

>>29647310
That magic must defeat magic.
And there is always one more thing.

>>29647300
We dont need to know about your personal hygene, leth

>>29647300
>not sticking your keyboard in the dishwasher and letting it dry for a week
>in 2011

no really, it works. just make sure to let it dry for at least a week, possibly in a plastic container with some uncooked rice

Squeak!
Maxie got to meet Gilda!
Aren't you happy for her?

>>29647315
The one where Jade accidentally swallows the Rooster Talisman and must thrust her hips forward to use its powers?

>>29647305
Under 'S' for 'Surprise'

>>29647338

Very good.

>>29647315
...Jade becoming queen of the shadowkahn? There's the corruption fetish there, plus a scene where they're doing her nails for her that might count for foot fetishists.

>>29647356
Maybe it's the transformation episode

>>29647340
It's vestigial!

>>29647338
and that mexican wrestlers have magic stones in their masks

and that it was a metaphor for crack

>>29647346
Ouch

>>29647356
>>29647385
>>29647392

Keep trying.

>>29647356
Seriously, how the fuck do you swallow a piece of rock without feeling it in your mouth?

>>29647346
Those claw marks look awfully big for a griffon.

>>29647341
I always think of this picture when i see that one

>>29647346

Fluttershy and Maxie?

That's it...Gilda's goin down.

>>29647439
Good throat control

>>29647434
The one where Grandpa smacks him upside the head?

>>29647439
You don't chew your food.

Sooo this isn't exactly pony-related, but am I the only one who seriously WTF'd at Wikipedia's featured article for today?

>>29647450
we had a falling out
it got rough

They didn't fucking draw rainbow on my pizza box. Faggots got a 1 cent tip.

>>29646928
>sea serpent
>legs

>>29647471
Yes

>>29647477
I'm pretty sure you're joking, but if not, fuck you.

> inb4 Discrod in burlesque

beep beep

>>29647457

nobody fucks with Squeak's waifu

>>29647496
Nope, they got a one cent tip.

>>29647509
Naughty.

>>29647509
I came

>>29647512

I thought Madmax was Pacce waifu.

>>29647509
oh god yes

>>29647457
Squeak, dont do it.
I dont want to have to fight you.

>>29647345
That sounds hilariously stupid

>>29647509
oh wow

>remembering Jackie Chan Adventures

Man, that show made my Saturday mornings and weekday afternoons. Even when it was constant reruns, it was a lot of fun.

>>29647534

Shut the fuck up, we all know Twilight is your waifu!

>>29647450
I imagine her claws just kinds yanked out hunks of her coat.

>>29647509
This is getting silly.

>>29647515
Sooo you punished someone who already works a shitty job just because they aren't familiar with the same shows as you and/or can't draw
Not to mention you're assuming that the delivery driver was the same person who read the delivery instructions

>>29647539
it works for mechanicals, but it will royally fuck anything else

>>29647471
Missingno, really?
How do they choose featured articles anyway?
Do they actually do research? Or do they hit 'Random article' and post what they get?

>>29647550
>I imagine her claws just kinds yanked out hunks of her coat.
holy fuck
ow

>>29647509
Alright. That's it. I'm out.

>>29647509
guys what if discord use he magic to give fluttershy a dick and give himself a pussy and made her fuck him.

>>29647525

Pacce can fuck off

>>29647457
Oh Squeak, you know they both had it coming.
Gilda would never claw a fool who doesn't have it coming.

>>29647564
Yup, I work the same basic job but we're not allowed tips, they make triple what I make with the tips.

>>29647585
stop phishing for porn!

>>29647534

Fine. I shall let it slide.

But someone better post some cute stuff before I get Fluttershy-at-the-Gala on someone.

>>29647585
what if your waifu orbited uranus

>>29647583
don't do that, maybe someone will draw you some preening Discord

>>29647508
>>29647509
the prophet anohnmad

>>29647607

Copy that.

>>29647607
Posting cutest.

>>29647627

Hey Rose did you finish that cutie mark crusaders pic?

>>29647627

hhhnnnnnngggg

>>29647627
>preening discord

It must be you

you must do it

>>29647583
See ya later.

Well...

See ya.

>>29647204

>>29646742
I can't handle the wait, so I'm gonna go be part of the My Life Me fandom instead.

peace out

>>29647607
you get cute griffon

>>29647577
Basically, they have a nomination status, where if someone feels that an article meets the criteria for quality writing, reliable sources, etc, they can have others argue and vote whether or not it should be updated to Featured status. Then it's only a matter of time before it gets scheduled to be on the front page.

Unfortunately, the actual number of people concerned with improving articles to Featured status, rather than making minor grammar/spelling/formatting edits here and there, is so relatively tiny that you get all these pop culture articles getting improved and put on the front page instead of things that are actually relevant to most people

This happened earlier.
I thought I was interesting.

>>29647607
I can do cute.

>>29647679
it*
Though I think I am too...

>>29647670

WTF MAN!

>>29647647

>>29647627
But he only have one wing to preen.

>>29647604
not until a new episode has aired.

typing short descriptions of weird fetishy shit is what gets me through the pony show withdrawals.

>>29647715
The bat wing can be licked clean.

>>29647670

>>29647707

>>29647722

Ew.

>>29647509
alright, I have now officially fapped to every character in the series so far

>>29647677
Well I learned something today.

>>29647679

>the end is coming

Oh shit Pacce is here?!

>>29647670
Don't do it Juice! It's a trap!

Requests? Don't ask to see a sample.

>>29647679
I was always under the impression that everyone wrote like that, but, before now, the only contact I had with a writer, fanfiction or otherwise, was my oldest friend whos been writing since she was like in grade school

>>29647719
you could buy a bag of carrots and break them all 3 or 4 times

>>29647647
>>29647649
>>29647682
>>29647707

And all is right with the world.

>>29647675

Except you Roogna, you get a time out.

Howdy, y'all. Ah need tah figger out which of five differn' sizes of somethin' is the best value for the price, but I'm pretty darn sure that just dividin' would be missin' the point entirely.

What sort of fancy unicorn voodoo mathematics do ah use with them ratios and proportions to figger this?

>>29647434
Alright, this is killing me, what is it?

>>29647715
It's not like birds preen both wings at the same time.

>>29647650
not quite

>>29647742
sample please.

(at least verify if text/picture request)

>>29647742
Spitfire watching TV.

>>29647754
Wha-
PACCE POSTED GILDA TOO!

>>29647775
That was a mule.

>>29647764

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

Oh man this is so cute.

>>29647779
Yeah, but Squeak likes me.

>>29647742
why no sample?

>>29647182
Too late, but Chaplains do have skull helmets.

>>29647742
discord in socks

>>29647772
To add, she's yelling at it for some reason.

>>29647766
Draw request.

>>29647800
Because surprise.

>>29647733
Even the old, gardener pony from the Grand Galloping Gala?

>>29647670
MLM ain't too bad but I wouldn't post in a general
>>29647679
I've always wanted to ask them a question but it's about a controversial part of the story

>>29647799

>you will never be liked

>>29647814
Much better.

>>29647679
That's pretty awesome, thanks for the cap.

>>29647814
>mules are hybrid animals
>someone on Sweet Apple Acres had sex with a donkey

>>29647759

Alright, back the fuck up everybody, I speak redneck.

What kinda shit are you buying, and how much does each size cost?

>>29647742
Pinkie with a mouth full of cavities.

>>29647823
oh god, that one was the best

>>29647827
Oh oh, which part?
Use spoilers.

>>29647779

Yeah, but his was frightened. Yours was trying to lick me. Therein lies the difference.

>>29647759
you could have just asked for a drawing guide....

>>29647845

I knew the ned was close with all this pegasus shit.

>>29647733
>alright, I have now officially fapped to every character in the series so far

I will bet you $5 that you didn't fap to the buzzard that buzzes

>>29647846
Well Applebloom is too young.

So it must of been Applejack.

Also it must mean Donkeys must exist somewhere in Equestria.

>>29647887
>That buzzing.
UNF

>>29647772
>>29647817
>>29647849
Okay I'll write these down for later but I was looking for something painterly to do, and hopefully something quick that I could at least almost finish tonight.

>>29647889
So Rarity got offended because someone called her a mulatto

youch

>>29647889
applejack is too young too, must have been.........GRANNY SMITH OH GOD

>>29647889

You are wrong, it was Granny smith.

>>29647759
watch out everyone, ima speak in her native tongue.

Hey Applejack, all ya'll need to do is use a calculator to figure out all of them fancy mathematics. It isn't all that hard sugarcube

>>29647916
This is why her hips are so shot.

>>29647889
Why not Big Mac?

I'm a hardcore fan of FiM, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Ponyville where I would often train with Rainbow Dash in the training center and help Apple Jack with apple bucking, but one day as I was talking to Twilight Sparkle, we went to her library for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Princess Celestia and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for Equestria, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Princess Celestia said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>>29647914

MULATTO FLANKS.

>>29647920
>>29647916
no wonder she needs a new hip lol

>>29647933
>Ponychan in a nutshell

>>29647764
hey
hey rose
do ya take commissions?

>>29647848
Ah don't figger it matters what it is. Ah just need tah figger out just what sort of unicorn sorcery ah'd need tah figger it out on mah own usin' ratios an' proportions.

>>29647933
well, we can't stop you over the internet.

Have fun in ponyville you sad sack of shit

>>29647914
The first time I ever saw real-life tits, they were my half-black friend's

They were nice

>>29647869
A part I know you don't like
I wanted to know how long the victims of the hospital horrors carried before giving birth, I kinda want to write something. Not just a tentacle rape story, but really a pure horror story.

>>29647933

So people are still posting this, huh?

>>29647933
please kill yourself

>>29647933
Awww dude I wanted to do Balamb Garden copypasta for FiM too!

>>29647970
Bueno

>>29647719
guys what if gilda kidnapped and tied up one of the ponies and she used her feathers to tickle the ponies genitals and anus.

>>29647970
I KNEW it would have something to do with that....
Probably not very long or they would have tried to leave.

>>29647990
What if discord sucked all the eggs?

>>29647990
What do you mean, what if?
That question is too open-ended. Please provide us with a more succinct query.

>>29647961
its called ratios retard, go back to middle school

>>29647961

Well I'm trying to fucking help you here.

Are you buying a vibrator? Is that why you're doding the question? If you're buying a vibrator, start small and work your way up. You don't want to buy one that you can't handle.

Then again, if all those rumors are true, there might not be one that you can't handle.

>>29647961
ratios an' proportions can be shown as fraction ya hear. so lets say that 20:100. you can write that as a fraction into 20/100. Then you reduce the fraction tah 1/5 by dividin' both sides by twenty.

>>29647952
I'll be sure to bug you when I do

>>29647916

You trippin. She's waaaaaay too far gone and that mule doesn't look that old.

New theory.
Dead Apple-dad fucked the donkey, and sent her and the mule away. When donkey-mom is dead, mule is allowed to work on the farm because Apple-dad secretly cared more for the bastard son than he realized. Of course, Apple-dad never told anyone that he was his son because he was too afraid of his family finding out.
Apple-dad dies, and mule never knew his father.

>>29647961
Just tell Twilight you'll eat her out if she does some math for you.
Hell you might not even have to do that.
She probably gets wet just thinking about numbers

>>29648023

dodging*

I need sleep.

>>29648004
Those are not Discord eggs!

It was Big Mac.

>>29648045
cool story bro, but no, it was granny

>>29647983
You still can!
I haven't been to the /b/ thread yet.

Also, it looks like people here still need to learn their memes. It's almost as bad as people not knowing who Q is.

>>29648030
Mono, you need to stop that. Most of what you wrote could have been read in Applejack's voice without scalding my eyes.

>>29648018
How about I buck yer shit, Twi? Not all of us ponies could waste our lives goin' tah school in Canterlot.

Some of us had to WORK for a livin'!

>>29648052
>foreplay with twilight includes speedtest math problem solving

>if you take too long she'll just go to sleep and you get no sex

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22210025/dammit.png

>discussing the paternity of the mule
Why is it whenever I bring up an interesting topic of discussion you guys all ignore it and then like 3 months later you are all seriously talking about it

not that I care or anything it's just like the 3rd time that this has happened

>>29648000
Oh, I am sure the things have ways of keeping the victim from leaving.
But they are conscience for the entire thing, feeling this thing grow and writhe inside them. Slowly pushing organs out of their place and connecting to their circularity system to help further along the growth process.

>>29648075

>>29648068
We don't go to /b/. Well, I don't. I'm not sure what I do there. Whatever, good job.

>>29647933
man, this takes me back
also, someone said post cute

>>29648075
why dont your work on your multiplication table dumbass.

>>29648080

I studied psychology, not math. This is bullshit.

Can't I just mind-rape her? Can you mind-rape a unicorn?

>>29648088

Words cannot describe the cognitive dissonance that picture gives me.

>>29648097

>>29648110
i can
give that bitch a rubik's cube

>>29648110
You take their horn and bash the tip with a hammer, forcing the root into the brain.

>>29648110
Sure, go ahead and tap into the mind of the most rawfully powerful unicorn in equestria, see how well that turns out for you.

>>29648097

>>29648128

This is Twilight fucking Sparkle, dude. She'd have a Rubik's Cube figured out in ten seconds flat.

We need to break out the big guns.

>>29648134
we got free candy, was great

>>29648004
What if he sucks the eggs OUT OF GILDA'S CLOACA

>>29648128
Bitches loves rubiks cubes.

>>29648000
Yeah I've been posting about it a while. I figured it was short and the tainted creatures lived a long time, Pip must have come across the ones there from the beginning. I don't think anything other than hellhounds had been around the town the entire time so raiders are out as victims. I wanted to write about a victim who had escaped and by the end of the story had given birth, allowing them to spread, but I guess it was a dumb idea. I haven't written in eight years anyway. I only ever think of this intoxicated anyway so I guess the story was bad all around.

>>29648134

...damn it you're right.

WELL THEN I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. Maybe I can find a way to cheat.

>>29648153
Not ALL bitches.

>>29648146
Cloaca-to-mouth Oviposition...

fund it.

>>29648030
Ah already know how tah use ratios, pardner. How do yah think ah bake so many apples an' apple accessories?

Ah need tah know how tah take somethin' like twelve ounces of apple jelly fer a buck o' five and compare it to forty eight ounces fer two eighty eight. Usin' ratios instead of division.

>>29648159

You could just hit her over the head and then rape her while she's unconscious.

>>29648110
Probably.
Troy was mind raped in Star Trek Nemesis

So, /co/. Now that Tiessen went to EqD, shunned cynicism and embraced ponychan, do we hate him now? Apparently his contribution to the show isn't that great anyway, amirite?

>>29648141
your right......how about this.
Three gods A, B, and C are called, in no particular order, True, False, and Random. True always speaks truly, False always speaks falsely, but whether Random speaks truly or falsely is a completely random matter. Your task is to determine the identities of A, B, and C by asking three yes-no questions; each question must be put to exactly one god. The gods understand English, but will answer all questions in their own language, in which the words for yes and no are da and ja, in some order. You do not know which word means which.

>>29648068
I just realized something...

Griffins are probably endangered in Equestria. Gilda might not have known any other griffins her age in her whole life. She might even die without leaving her own legacy. And the fact that griffins have such aggressive personalities makes it difficult to bond with any of the other races.

But then she met Rainbow Dash, the only pony who reminded her of herself
...
so she lost the only friend she's ever known and no matter how hard she tries she'll never get her back
because it is against her nature to be cutesy

:(

>>29648178
No

>>29648146
farm fresh

>>29648178
0/10

He is a cool guy, and you're a lame troll

>>29648178
His collar has a belt, your lame attempt at trolling in invalid.

>>29648193
Ain't it a bitch.

So did that guy ever release that song on his facebook for getting a shit ton of fans

>>29648126

That is the single cutest thing I have ever seen ever.

>>29648178
he looks familiar, I think I've seen him somewhere before. Just can't put my finger on it.

>>29648180

... Stumped as fuck, bro.

>>29648126
We need adult rarity looking at her Red Lobster costume fondly.

>>29648153
Yes, smart bitches love puzzles

>>29648178
EqD is the our hub.
Like it or not, it is the heart of the online fandom.
Even you who hate Seth and the site go there for news.

>>29648178
Dear god, he looks like a Middle School teacher I had.

the most flamboyant gay guy I've ever known

>>29648178
Well, let's be realistic. We already know he isn't pandering to bronies in the show itself, and he spent a great deal of the interview assuring us once again that the upcoming episodes will have things we've been hoping for like more world-building.

And can you really blame him for choosing to have an interview with the most popular MLP:FIS fansite? It's not like he's going to associate with 4chan

>>29648176
you could also tell her she's pretty and smart and then ask nicely if you can fuck her. She's a shut in nerd she probably didn't get a lot of positive attention from boys and would be all over yo dick.

>>29648212>>29648224
Now, no need to be cynical, I'm just trying to clarify a thing or two here.

>>29648193
I'd imagine she doesn't have to be cutesy, just maybe apologize and try to bow it off and be chill.
Besides that, as often as I speak against any sort of "griffon kingdom", Gilda probably isn't a hobo, shes gotta know someone wherever she lives, Griffon or otherwise

>>29648267
then there is hope....

>>29648278
Or I could ask her what this rag smells like the most to her.

>>29648271

Pic related

>>29648180

I need to have the answer to this. Like, now. This will bug me all night.

>>29648271
Always wanted to ask - what does "OTP" mean?

In before witty replies.

>>29648294
Oh, are you in the mood for some difficult puzzles?
well here you go
http://wiki.xkcd.com/irc/Puzzles

>>29648180
Too many variables. The random factor throws everything off.

can't wait for there fight with Magneto!

>>29648315

One True Pairing

>>29648315
One True Pairing

referred to in shipping to your favorite pair IIRC

>>29648295
whats this rag smell like?
>smells like shit
hit her over the head caveman style

how is that better?

>>29648322
>Ponies have no metal.
Magneto is fucked.

>>29648295

I'm not all that certain chloral hydrate exists in Equestria.

>>29648326
>>29648330
...oh. Thanks.

>>29648289
I like to imagine she has an apartment she shares with a mountain goat.

But yeah, for realies, all she'd have to do is say "I'm sorry" and NOT freak the hell out on the ponies and she could be back to shoving her beak into Dash's candy vag (or hanging out and being bros) in NO time.

>>29648331
Well fuck man.
You cant just go around BUYING chloroform now a days.

>>29648331
Chloroform

>>29648334
the royal guards aren't wearing leather armor...

>>29648303
hint*
>>29648318
wrong

It could be that some god gets asked more than one question (and hence that some god is not asked any question at all). What the second question is, and to which god it is put, may depend on the answer to the first question. (And of course similarly for the third question.) Whether Random speaks truly or not should be thought of as depending on the flip of a coin hidden in his brain: if the coin comes down heads, he speaks truly; if tails, falsely. Random will answer da or ja when asked any yes-no question.

>play on a pony server with a bro
>everybody is a bro
>'LETS TALK ABOUT DREAMS GUYS'
>someone else describes a dream where 1. got double teamed by pinkiepie and twilight or something 2. in another dream got hit on by rarity and fluttershy
I'm not saying that ymlp is ruining tf2 for me, but what the fuck?
Give me some consolation that you guys don't do stuff like this.

>>29648334
pppft like he needs them to have metal on them, dude can pull that shit out of the ground, blood, and whatever around them...such as a Apple Barn!

>>29648364
Gold is non-magnetic.

>>29648334
guard armor has metal

>>29648303
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hardest_Logic_Puzzle_Ever

>>29648353
eew dude that comic is nasty as fuck

at least My Life Me is still pure

>>29648180
Ask god B, "If I asked you 'Is A Random?', would you say ja?". If B answers ja, then either B is Random (and is answering randomly), or B is not Random and the answer indicates that A is indeed Random. Either way, C is not Random. If B answers da, then either B is Random (and is answering randomly), or B is not Random and the answer indicates that A is not Random. Either way, A is not Random.
Go to the god who was identified as not being Random by the previous question (either A or C), and ask him: "If I asked you 'Are you True?', would you say ja?". Since he is not Random, an answer of ja indicates that he is True and an answer of da indicates that he is False.
Ask the same god the question: "If I asked you 'Is B Random?', would you say ja?". If the answer is ja then B is Random; if the answer is da then the god you have not yet spoken to is Random. The remaining god can be identified by elimination.

>>29648353

>>29648397
wikipedia to the rescue!

>>29648381

>>29648155
I just wanted to explore these things. I know facehuggers didn't give a shit about male or female, did these things? I imagine they just strangle males if they did, and I wanted to write that. I must be a bad guy.

>>29648389
never told if it is gold or not man. could just be coloring. also the train that brought the ponies to Appaloosa

>>29648381
I generally only even mention pony here.

So nope.

>>29648393

Its actually plastic, its provided by the god of the ponies, HASBRON The Flanderizer

>>29648384
>He thinks blood is magnetic.
I bet you wear one of those bands too.

>>29648381
I have a hard time picturing Twilight and Pinkie teaming up like that.

>>29648381
no i try to avoid talking about ponies in games
but there was like 5 of us in a server
half of which had pony names and a little kid voice.
its definitely unavoidable

>>29648370
Yes, but earlier you stated that we didn't know the meaning of "da" or "ja" which is another variable. Since we lack the answer to "what is yes and what is no" we cannot determine the veracity of any statement given by any god, A, B, or C. Therefore, without the answer to "what is yes and what is no," we cannot solve the problem.

>>29648353
>Is a PLOT filled with gold
Oh fuck I just noticed that
my sides oh god

>>29648389
alright, but Twilight says she has a magically-enhanced lightning rod on her home in the sleepover episode. So there.

>>29648433
>playing LoL
>FOR PONIES
>never mention ponies outside of here
mmmh hmmm

>>29648451
someone already posted the wikipedia for it, just look there
>fun tiem over

>>29648439
Magneto says anything with iron can be magnetized

>>29648458
To be fair, gold is a really good conductor.
It could be a golden ligtning rod

>>29648381

I don't play TF2 (even though I bought it before it went F2P, because my friends just kept telling me how much I would enjoy it and were very wrong), but even if I did, I wouldn't touch an MLP server.

I keep my interests separated.

>>29648458
yeah. magically enhanced. It could be made out of rubber for all magic cares

>>29648469
Hey, the other guy on our team started it.

>>29647136
I have no idea.

Lets say you're out, eating at the mall because you're a classless fuck

And right across the place is a pony, obviously a mare, equestrian. She's real and she's also getting some weird stares and people are being rude to her, like she's a black guy in the 20th century.

She orders her food, sits down right infront of you, and says hello.

Would you take that places? Would you romance pony even at risk of being seen as a species traitor?

>>29648472
Bah. Spoilsports. If I'm going to be wrong, I'd at least want to work it out until I can see why.

>>29648469
LoL has ponies? When did that happen?

>>29648180

I ask one god which one of the answers means does not mean yes. If it answers something completely unrelated I then no that it is the god that will not answer my qestion. If it says Ja, then it is either the god that always lies, or the god that always tells the truth. If I get the random God, I then ask the other two What would your brother say if asked which one tells the truth. They will will both say it is the other one. The one who always tell the truth will always say it is him, and thus point to the one who is not him if asked to do this. This means that the one he points to is the one that always lies. If the first God I ask says the answer is Ja, then it is not the random one. I ask the other one the same question, if it answer's randomly then I repeat the first step. And if it does then I pick between the two remaining giving me a 50/50 split.

That's as far as I can work it out.

....With enough power applied, that is.

>>29648498
>>29648469
You guys did this without me? ;-;

>>29648509
Can't we just hang out?
Without romance.

>>29648498
true

>>29648509
i would hug the shit out of her, expose myself to the entire mall, and tell everyone who looks at me wierd that they can suck it.

>>29648509
It just means it's time to take my medicine.

>>29648492
Alright, but at about 9:39 in Sonic Rainboom, the 3 pegasi construction dudes are using a powered jackhammer.

>>29648381
bronies love my spray

>>29648439
Magneto has pulled the iron out of blood before both in movie and comics just ask /co/ for his "History Lesson"

>>29648397
Who needs Wikipedia when you have violence?

>>29648532
you were there you ijit
you where "the other guy on the team"

>>29648509
be chill, act cool and casual. Treat her like a friend and nothing more.

>>29648562

>>29648527
dude, im not gonna answer it, someone posted the wikipedia page with the answer, so it would be dumb for me to bother dragging that on

>>29648570
...
I was?
I havent played with you guys for like, months

>>29648509

I'd rather just help her get back to where she came from.

>>29648562
THIS IS SCOUT
RAINBOWS MAKE MY PENIS CRY

>>29648598
It was months ago.

>>29648509
Might be interesting to have a pony friend. I mean, if they wanted to take it places, I'd wonder why exactly, but by that point I probably wouldn't care. I kinda just go with the flow on these things. Unless I really don't like where that flow is going.

>>29648509

Can't we just be friends? Must everything end in fornication?

Did I miss anything exciting?

also where did F-Jr go I had something to ask of him

>>29648509
If both parties are up for it, there's nothing wrong with romantic relationships between sentient species. Really, why not?

On the other hand, since ponies aren't actually real, lusting after them is both disgusting and a complete waste of the limited time you have to be alive, and it makes you a furfag who's bound to drown in an ocean of porn and aids before the decade is out.

>>29648629
the dear chap is busy at the moment, t'would seem.

>>29648620
yes

>>29648620

On 4chan the answer is generally yes

>>29648509
>sits down right infront of you

Is she Lyra or something? I figure most wouldn't be able to use our chairs properly.

>>29648638
Ponies are real. Just not the ones from the cartoon show.

>>29648665

if you wanna fuck THOSE ponies, you're a sick fuck

>>29648657
But I always say no to sexual relations with ponies.

>>29648647
I MEANT AFTER THAT

really i was just wondering what the 'error' he found in my last story was.

and, perhaps after that, he could be persuaded to draw some goo ponies

I can't think of anyone who would be a better choice to illustrate that, actually.

>>29648675
does Celestia count?

>sleeping peacefully with the knowledge of poni on the horizon

>>29648665
Yeah, and pretty much everything still applies.

>>29648665

Real ponies are assholes. And they smell horrible.

Seriously dude fuck real horses. Anyone who has ever had the misfortune of dealing with them knows how much of an absolute pain in the ass they are.

>>29648691

why the fuck would celestia count

I was referring to real ponies, not the marshmallow cartoon ponies

>>29648691
I think You mean Luna, good sir.

>>29648509
Romance? I don't even know her personality or anything. It's not like the fandom has corrupted me enough to fuck a pony just because it exists or anything.
oh my god, you're completely right, I would take off my pants and start raping her in front of everyone.

>>29648720
so........she doesnt count?

>>29648638
>If both parties are up for it, there's nothing wrong with romantic relationships between sentient species. Really, why not?

Since they're sentient, wouldn't that make it xenophilia?

>>29648690
After my request he's gonna take it chill for a while drawing whatever he feels like.

>>29648509
I wouldn't be adverse to befriending the pony, doubt I'd try to romance them.

>>29648716
>Seriously dude fuck real horses.
Well, if you say so...

>>29648698

But we all know bullet sponge does not sleep peacefully

>>29648727

If you're good, you can spin it around and make it seem like you're only doing it to humiliate her.

Or you could just, you know. Not rape her. That's always an option.

>>29648728

no, Anonymous. she does not count.

>>29648727
would she fight back is the question on everyone's mind right now
>rape pony who is social outcast
>now everyone has empathy for pony
>everyone hates you

>>29648734
i lold

>>29648509
Befriend, of course. And depending on whether she has anywhere to stay, maybe invite her over.

And hastily set up a rape-dungeon in the spare room.

more discord for the thread
hope you like

>>29648738
WELL FINE THEN

I just wanted a goo pony picture... I guess I'll wait until someone equally talented and depraved shows up.

also whats up man

>>29648751
yes I was >implying

>>29648762

>would she fight back is the question on everyone's mind right now

The only question on my mind right now is where are all of you sadistic cunts coming from.

>>29648778

I like.

Good job.

>>29648778
dear god, i like

>>29648778
although it's drawn well, as an immortal 1000+ year old being, do you really think Celestia would be shy or innocent?

This is still the best Q.

>>29648794

that is to say the contrary, you will know no peace

>>29648799
I could tell you, but I don't feel like it.

>>29648778

>>29648799
Good point, next time i rape a chick, ill call her a "sadistic cunt" for fighting back, then il call the cops

>>29648783
you may find someone more talented

but never as depraved.

doing fine and dandy. just dealing with bullshit issues for this and next week.

>>29648845

>>29648751
Bullet Sponge sleeps on the bones of her enemies, their blood her only warmth, her tears are her only sustenance, and her nightmares her only companions.

>>29648401
sorry juice, you're stuck with us forever
now how about a good discord molesting twilight image, for old time's sake?

>>29648799

4chan, where else?

>>29648778
yes, I do like

Hey guys, have a thing. It's not very good, but it's part of a larger thing that I don't feel like working on anymore tonight.

>>29648778

Hahaha, this is awesome. You drew him very well.

>>29648778
Heh heh.
Nice one.
Very nice.

>>29648888
hah, i like it
also, nice quads

>>29648869
the fact that she might resist set him off, not the rape itself lol
>its not rape if you yell surprise
its also not assault if you hit with an open hand

>>29648836
damn dude
I made it to chapter thirty-six and this shit's fucking heavy yo

>>29648778

Well now we know why he was *really* imprisoned in stone

>>29648799
I know that feel bro. I'd offer some greasy autistic hugs but whatever. The thing is, we have one thread for all kind of fans. And we must learn to filter some bullshit. This should be handy for any 4channer anyway.

Have a cute pony picture.

>>29648920
too much viagra?

>>29648872
aha you missed aword point and laugh

your particular interpretation of discord which you hope is what they ultimately go with in the episode

GO!

>my version. discord embodies and encourages ultimate personal freedom, with no obligations, no fate or destiny, and no limits. "the only rules are the ones you make for yourself"
>hence why he's trying to sever their elements, to prove that main six are "better off without them limiting you"

>>29648783
I actually brought it up to him before and linked him to the fic, he didn't respond after