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My plan is simple. I kidnap Twilight Sparkle. I make it seem like shes gone for some walk in the woods. So I kidnap her and hide her. A day later, when people start looking, I make myself clear. I ain't fucking around. I take out one of the mane six. Probably Dash, but hey, Rarity's pretty... Anyway, yeah. People get the idea. I let them sweat it out for a few days. Give Twilight food, water, treat her well. Then, out of nowhere, BAM LIST OF DEMANDS TO CELESTIA Stuff like public humiliation, military strategy, property, secrets, normal equestrian dirt. Celestia has to. Either she looks bad, or she loses her only friend, either way, things don't look to good. BAM OTHER MANE SIX KILLED. PROBABLY RARITY Anyway, I start to toy with her. Then, I kidnap Pinkie, but spare her completely, only use her to make her watch twilight go crazy, with like, a two way mirror. Mess with them. Twist their minds like play-dough in the hands of a drunken toddler. Then, after a full week, I submit a ransom. One Million Bits. She pays. I had over Twilight, and in there distress, they never realized Pinkie went missing. So I hand over Twilight, leave a note saying i've taken Pinkie, hop on the plane to Equexico and live a life of drugs and pink Pony abuse. |