god dammit nathan

shave already

How Much We Want To Suck Braeburn's Cock General

>>29599082
I laughed too hard and my roommate is still sleeping.

Prince Blueblood general

4 days 21 hours 40 minutes

>>29599101
I will. I'm on the clock right now but as soon as I'm relieved of duty I will be shaving off the neck stubble and any traces of that fucking mustache daring to show itself on my lip again.

>>29599109
yeah alright

too many thoughts are rushing through my head right now to put into words, gimme a minute, i'll see if i can somehow condense it all

this was almost the perfect brony meetup video

>bunch of cool people
>no cargo shorts
>no obese

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6gMx7AadhU&feature=share

but at the end some fucker in a fedora shows up and the awkward singing begins.

UKfag here, anyone know if season 2 is airing at the same time over here? And if so, which channels? A stream is fine too.

>>29599109
I Would Never Go Near That Filthy Equine Phallus

Ever

General

Hypothetically; What would it take for a pony to achieve godhood, ergo, becoming an alicorn?

>>29599142
there will be stream

check again closer to the date, i'm sure someone will have a justin.tv url or two to spam

>>29599133
>no obese
Yeah because fat people ruin everything amiright?

>>29599147
Unicorns: Glue wings
Pegasus: Glue horn
Earth Pony: S.O.L.

>>29599147
Time, practice, and dedication.

>>29599133
Awkward all the way through.
It's Swedish, by the way.

>>29599152

... Uh, yeah. They do.

>>29599147
buttercorn > alicorn

>>29599142
01.00 PM GMT

>>29599152
fatfag here

in my experience things are generally ruined when i'm around them

>>29599174
Which is 2PM in BST, which we're currently on

>>29599154
>Earth Pony : cupcakes

fxtd

>>29599168
Not true.

Watching a fat person do the robot (well) can provide hours of enjoyment.

Ask Pinkamina updated.

>>29599152
I know a fat guy who is also a brony and he is a very handsome man!!

>>29599168
It's all Gabe Newells fault episode 3 hasn't been relea-

>>29599179
WELP
I'M OUTTA HERE

>wake up
>go through archive to check missed threads
>see this

well my day is ruined

>>29599188

>>29599190
see?! i drove faceless away! the thread is ruine-

...oh wait

jk ily faceless

>>29599147
Be born that way.

Pegacorns are a separate species, if anything. An ancient ancestral race consisting of extremely powerful magic users capable of moving the heavens, of which only a few still survive. Only pue blooded pegacorns have both the wings and the horn or something, going off of celestia's nephew who supposedly controls a minor star.

>>29599194
what

>>29599194
Haha oh god what.
(I'm going to fap to this)

>>29599188
OH HAHAH LOOK AT THAT SHE KILLED FLUTTERSHY AND BERRY AND WORE THEM OR USED THEM AS DECORATIONS

NICE ONE BRO

god this tumblr has gotten boring, just draw porn.

>>29599194
OH MY GOD
Day made.

Daily dose, then?

>>29599221
no, i think you're a butthurt pinkiefag

>>29599218
>>29599211
Some anon drew that based on a dream he had.

>>29599205
>blueblood
>minor star

NOW YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SEE THIS CUTIE MARK? HUH, WELL DO YOU BITCH? IT'S A FUCKING COMPASS. WHEN YOU SEE THIS GLORIOUS BASTARD YOU THINK SHIPS AND NAVIGATING. AND GUESS WHAT FUCKING HEAVENLY BODY IS INDISPENSABLE TO NAVIGATORS? MOTHER. FUCKING. POLARIS. THE GODDAMN NORTH STAR.

HE'S A PRINCE FOR A REASON, NUMBNUTS.

>>29599205
That outcome would lead to serious amounts of inbreeding and/or, eventually, extinction of the pegacorn race.

>>29599234
Prince Henry Blueblood?

>>29599228
I don't usually dream about ponies, but if I do, there will be dongs.

>>29599234
he's a "prince" because hasbro

he's actually a duke

HERE COMES ME!

>>29599234
>fanmade cutie mark
>prince blueblood

Just a reminder /co/... a relationship with Dash would go nowhere.

>>29599205
>Pegacorns

No. They are called Alicorns according to Word of God.

I like to think that there was some great cataclysm that "broke" the genetic code of the Alicorns to where they could only produce children with one of the three traits. Theoretically, it should be possible to breed an Alicorn through carefully controlled circumstances.

If a unicorn attains a certain level of magical power though, something about those energies breaks through the barriers and unlocks the dormant genes to give them wings and godhood. This rarely happens though as a side effect of the gene defect is to weaken the potency of each of the three traits.

>>29599241
Pegacorns can into magical mitosis once every few thousand years.

They're good.

also repostan

>>29599260
Sonic Rainbooms can do that to a pony.

>>29599260
>implying either of us want a kid tying us down

and hey, there's always adoption
nobody would ever let her adopt

>>29599264
>Word of God

No.

Using last night's feedback, I tried to draw ponies for a second time today.
What do I need to fix this time?

>>29599234
GO BACK TO THE EPISODE AND SEE JUST HOW MANY HAD THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING MARK IN THE BIG MUSICAL NUMBER FAGGOT.
IT'S A GENERAL CUTIE MARK GIVEN TO ROYALTY THAT'S TOO LAZY TO DISCOVER THEIR OWN TALENT.

>>29599260
Stop spreading lies!

>>29599264
because that's totally how genetics works

if your explanation is "it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit", say that, don't try and dress it up with pseudoscience.

>>29599260
And then she gave birth to horribly mutated man-pony babies that dies after 12 hours.

>>29599264
>using science
>to describe MAGIC!

I ain't even gonna explain shit.

>>29599274
nose is too sharp and that poni has no hair
also lines are sloppy but, hey, who cares?

>>29599266
That's not a hypothesis, that's just pulling an excuse out of your ass.

now >>29599264
actually has a decent view on it.

disregarding that he's nathan.

>Time Left Until We Actually Have Something To Talk About: 4 Days, 22 Hours, 43 Minutes
IS THE FUCKING SECOND SEASON?!?!??! FINALLY!!!!
FINALLY!!!!

>>29599255
>fanmade

>>29599271
Faust labeled them as Alicorns, as have most of the production members that talked about them.

So yeah.

>>29599283
Magic caused the cataclysm. It's not pseudoscience, it's hard magic.

>>29599291
WHOOPS

DELAY

PONIES START IN OCTOBER AFTER ALL

>>29599264
The thing is though, there are no male alicorns.

>>29599298
throwing genetics into it is pseudoscience. It doesn't fit, it doesn't work, and it's not at all important to the core idea.

>>29599291
>oh boy season 2 start!
>oh boy episode 2!
>OCTOBER

SPECULATION ON SOMETHING LIKE ALICORN CREATION IS STUPID.

WE LITERALLY HAVE NO INFORMATION OR BASIS TO FORM ANY REASONABLE HYPOTHESIS.

EVERY THEORY IS JUST AS VALID AS THE NEXT, MAKING THE ENTIRE PROCESS WORTHLESS.

fun cfact : horses and griffins are fertile couples, and the babies are called hippogryph.

>>29599316
Welcome to MLPG, enjoy your stay.

>>29599316
So basically you're saying theories are stupid because they're theories.

>>29599298
No she didn't

>>29599314
Tchnically, episode 3.
>shenanigans

>>29599260

That's just mean anon.

What the hell is wrong with you?

>>29599323
only male gryphon on female horse, though

haven't seen any male gryphons yet

>>29599334
eh? I thought we only got the uh..

... did I miss something?

>llpsic tlatelolco
fuck you captcha, it's never too late.

>>29599298
So you're saying it's like Shadow Run, then, when magic appeared all at once, and people started changing into mythical creatures due to information long dormant in their genes?

>>29599289
'Kay, thanks.
I didn't bother with hair, 'cause I want to get the general pony shape down before moving on to details.
That's also why I didn't spend much time on the lines. Excuses, excuses.

>>29599227
No one cares about my favorite pony enough to make a popular blog about her.

I THINK THERE SHOULD BE A SHOUT-OUT REFERENCE TO A FAMOUS PONY IN SEASON 2

>>29599328
NO THEY ARE STUPID BECAUSE THEY ARE THEORIES THAT CANNOT BE JUSTIFIED IN ANY REASONABLE MANNER

I COULD SAY "AN ALICORN COMES DOWN FROM HEAVEN EVERY 10000 YEARS" AND I WOULD BE LITERALLY JUST AS JUSTIFIED IN BELIEVING THAT AS EVERY CONCEIVABLE THEORY.

GOOD THEORIES HAVE SUPPORT.

>>29599336
That's not mean. What's mean is to go into more detail about how the wonderbolts only take ponies with families, partially as a PR thing and partially to discourage reckless flying, and how all her practice is for nothing.

What's mean is that, now that all of her dreams lie shattered around her feet, when she tries to get on with her life, and realises she no longer has one, nobody can help, because she's already pushed them away. What's mean is to imagine her sobbing into a cloud because nobody is there to tell her everything will be okay, because it won't, and it never will be again.

>>29599354
Well, even the animators make mistakes, sometime.

>>29599309
No doubt a result of the cataclysm. Perhaps through a careful breeding chain of all three races you could eventually achieve an Alicorn (like breeding for a Golden Chocobo).

>>29599313
I disagree. It's nothing to do with science because it's not using anything close to the actual rules of science.

It's applying magic to a easy to recognize system.

>>29599372
They arrive from space every ten millenia?


... I approve of this theory.

>>29599376
Which is exactly my point, it's *not* science, bringing in concepts like genetics just muddies and confuses the issue.

>>29599147
simple.
the only way to become an alicorn is to slay a Ursa Major.

>>29599260

>implying lesbians can impregnate
>implying Dash wouldn't enjoy not worrying about birth control if she was straight

>>29599375
Yeah

>>29599147
Eat enough rare candies while having the Horn of Judgement equipped.

>>29599402
> >implying lesbians can impregnate

my uncle works at nintendo and he told me that alicorns are assembled in a factory below equestria from rare metals and then they are put into a capsule and their ai goes through diagnostics for centuries before they are released

whenever one is released one of the countries on the planet is destroyed and its survivors cast into exile

>>29599221
Second. It's morphed into a tryhard.

>>29599413
>implying they can't use magic to impregnate eachother

>>29599408
>>29599375
I bet some animator was like "Heh, look at how much they are loving Derpy! I know, I'll go back to an episode and mess up a character. Oh, I'll make this guy a weird cyclops for a frame! They'll love this!"

and then we see it we are like "lol animators screwed up" and he went home and cried

>>29599402
>use SCIENCE! magic to become cats
>SCIENCE! babies. SCIENCE! babies everywhere.

>>29599414
No, you're thinking about how they create Nintendium.
Totally different, bro.

>>29599194

WHAT

GOD

FUCK

>>29599194

Oh gods, I'm laughing for real right now.

Just how pretty are Celestia's wings anyway?

>>29599451
So pretty.
Almost as pretty as Dash's.

>>29599451
pretty average

>>29599451
so pretty that if a human even catches sight of them once they instantly orgasm

>>29599367
I'd love that.
fuck yeah Pokey!
>>29599389
I'd love for there to be a science pony!

>>29599194
Why so 404? What was it?

>>29599461
HERESY.

>>29599133
That was so fucking awkward. Might be more so for me seeing as I have the misfortune of speaking and, as an extension, understanding their language.

>>29599470
Superior

http://fillydelphia.com/phpbbforum/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=52

>>29599474
Holy shit that is genuinely frightening.

>>29599413

impregnate =/= can get pregnant

I should not have to explain that.

I just thought about when Twilight created the frail butterly wings for Rarity. Not only did she properly connect them to Raritys nervous system, she did it without her feeling any sort of pain or "ghost limb" symptoms afterwards, nor did it have any visual damage on her after they dissapeared, plus the fact she could use them with little effort.

That's seriously advanced magic, and she only got mentally exhausted, but not drained (since she casted a cloudwalker spell on the rest of them (minus fluttershy))

>>29599495
Fertility = Can get pregnant

Impregnate = Make pregnant

Impregnate also happens to be a synonym of "breaking into". Impregnating a castle, for example.

>>29599511
Twilight is crazy fucking overpowered, man.

>>29599495
>"MOM I AM LESBIAN NOW"
>"CHILD NO YOU ARE INFERTILE NOW"
>"DARN"

>>29599511
Wait a second, Twilight is good at magic?

Holy fuck, this changes everything.

>>29599470
>>29599492
>>29599497

How about finishing Ponyfinder instead of spamming pages?

>>29599511
I think Twilight's most powerful organic matter transfiguration spell was turning mice into full sized horses.

>>29599485
>implying that the number of people who actually play Gurps can't be counted on both hands.

>>29599474
well now, that's a darn pretty face.

>>29599541
The few and the proud.

>>29599511
And it's in a spell book from a backwater village library..
My theory is that unicorns can cast any spell but require training if is not related to their cutie mark.
But since Twilight's talent is Magic...well you know the rest.

>>29599559
"I thought unicorns were only supposed to have a little magic that matches their special talent." -Spike, Boast Busters

>>29599559
But the real question is, "Can she cast Dragon Slave?"

>>29599389
One could argue magic is a science within the show. It's definitely well researched and cataloged. Twilight is even pursuing further research and study of it in the show.

>>29599559
I figure that she either shipped a sizable chunk of her own collection in, or there's some kind of special-talent-relation dropoff. So Rarity, for example, couldn't cast the cloudwalker spell no matter how much she tried, her abilities don't have shit to do with clouds, they're entirely related to the ground, but a hypothetical pony that could, say, manipulate clouds with magic might be able to, with practice and a lot of effort, cast it.

>>29599575

she's already GOT a dragon slave

>>29599541

Good thing I held on to this.

>>29599574
but her talent is magic.
hence, infinite magic?
also what would be the Mans 6's response to a science pony?

>>29599602
Her special talent is magic, thus she can learn to do anything, but doesn't get any powers free like other unicorns do. Like, she can learn Rarity's gemfinding spell, but it came naturally to Rarity.

>>29599602
they'd shun her from town and drive her into the everfree forest for being an evil enchantress

>>29599467
>pretend this image is shocking

>>29599574
Then explain magic schools, spell books and so on.
Also she was a young filly when she was admitted to Celestia's School. She didn't even have a cutie mark and they expected to do what looked like a complex spell seeing how much she studied for it.
Wouldn't i be logical that only a unicorn with an egg hatching cutie mark be able to do that?
Yes it is a prestigious school but it can't be the only one.

Seriously why would there be spell books if only 2 or 3 ponies in the entire world could use them?

>>29599586
>My little Pony RPG
"What is the general subject of your cutie mark?"
>Growth/Clouds/Wind/Ground/Manipulation
et cetera

SKILLSETS

>>29599626
Ah, of course. I should've guessed by the filename 'filly-futashy-first-day-at-school'.

>>29599606
now imagine that as a youtube video with the eyes in that pic slowly getting closer as the song plays.
>>29599588
I wouldn't really call Spike a slave.
more like an indentured servant.

>Faust called Celestia and Luna alicorns
[citation needed]

>>29599642

yeah I know
I was being facetious

>>29599633
They didn't want a complex SPELL, they wanted a relatively complex display of telekinesis, which it seems every unicorn can do. Doing that at a young age would be very impressive and show fair aptitude in magic itself. The school could focus more on theoretical magic, or simply training ponies in their area of expertise.

>>29599616
that makes much more sense.
>>29599617
Just like in history!

>>29599633
It could also be implied that dragon eggs hatching rate is influenced by raw magic power; ergo; the more potent your magical ability, the easier it will be to hatch the egg. That twilight happened to snap at that moment was a fluke due to the rainboom, but if it hadn't, FiM wouldn't have happened, and Nightmare Moon would've ruled for eternity.

>>29599648
Anybody have the cap for this?

>>29599616

so the difference between Twilight and other unicorns is like the difference between Wizards and Sorcerers?

>>29599633

Oh pshaw. Spike's never wrong about anything.

Does snyone have that captioned picture of Pinkie Pie looking sad in her showgirl suit? It reads about how everyone said her song sucked .and had something like: "Just because she is the element of laughter doesn't mean she can't cry"

>>29599684
except the color of his egg.

>>29599633
It was supposed to teach that you can't do everything by magic, and the unicorn's output during the test gives the judges a good feel of the unicorn's latent power.

tl;dnr She broke the test because of her haxx power level.

>>29599697

do you remember much about the day YOU were born?

>>29599697
the egg which he saw in the light for about one and a half seconds before it was crushed into powder beneath his magically embiggened body?

>>29599696
I think that'd be awesome.
if the Kirby games can do it MLP can too!

>>29599699
Which also explains why Twilight is the only one with a dragon. Or the others left theirs at home too, but they were going to a party so that's mean.

>>29599669
I haven't updated my Faust deviantArt comment list in a long while, but there appears to be nothing of that sort up until April.

The thought of motherly Dash made me feel all warm inside.

Same with light shipping. Innocence is more fun then corruption /co/. One day you'll realize that.

>>29599675
nah. I think more like the difference between a 60 basestats sorcerer rolled for fun, and a min maxed 80 points munchkin solely designed to be good at magic.

>>29599725
>>29599734
gb2furaffinity

I think any unicorn is capable of using spell books/scrolls/napkins to learn magic outside of their innate spells, but that it requires EFFORT and most of them can't be assed to put in the sheer ponytime hours necessary to study like Twilight does.

But, you know, they're there, so they COULD. Just like you're going to finally pick up that anatomy book and learn how to draw for real this year.

>>29599708
>>29599716
I was just saying.
geeze, eat a guy alive why don't ya.

>>29599752
Why do I get the feeling Kloudmutt is fat and ugly.

>>29599740
fuck motherly, go out clubbing every night and roll back in to her house at 3am, giggling and hugging

>>29599750
This what I believe too.
I mean it would explain the spell books and magical schools.

>>29599750
But then you have the retarded unicorns who don't even have the capacity to learn magic, like sweetie belle.

All she can do is sing.

>>29599696
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49PR-bAiCfI&feature=related

And then canceled like Flapjack

>>29599750
see
>>29599574

at least on that topic, the show HAS expanded on it

>>29599761
Because he's mexican?

>>29599782
>supposed to know
>capable of knowing

>>29599782

that's not really expanding a whole lot
I mean, it's one line uttered by a baby dragon who may or may not actually be correct

>>29599782
I thought dragons were supposed to have male voice actors.

>>29599797
he's spent his whole life around twilight, and thus in a magical school, basically doing all of her administrative shit

general magic theory is the one thing I WOULD trust him on

>>29599805
even the female dragons?

Was messing about with Dadabot and got this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcp9W3nWF0&feature=player_embedded
Anyone else want a jacket with those shades?

>Implying you wouldn't hit that

>>29599812
So the conclusion is something we've already pretty much known all along.

Twilight is the magical equivalent of a Demi-God, possibly more.

Is this becoming a carnival thread?

>>29599837
oh, but i would.

with a mace.

>>29599838
never mind pretty much, the show's outright stated it multiple times, as well as hammered it in through her actions

>>29599812
>hey twillight, I've seen you and all those other ponies learn many magic tricks, that means all unicorns have a limited set of power rite?

makes perfect sense!

>>29599844
No, no carnival derail.

>>29599837
Show the man who would imply that and I look at him disfavorably.

>>29599838
makes sense, she is the personal student of the god-empress after all.

>>29599812
Spike's also incredibly biased towards Twilight and, as you note, spends his time around HER. She is a noted shut-in before Ponyville. He may simply not have even noticed other unicorns displaying varied talents.

>>29599761
Because he has drawn a picture you do not agree with and thus your predisposition towards him alter to dislike, making you view him differently in a mental amalgation of him because you have not seen his actual appearance.

>>29599837
Why, yes. I would. She probably wouldn't understand that I was hitting her either. Double bonus!

>>29599864
Twilight is a shut-in, but Spike at very least went out and did his own thing sometimes. He bought a birthday present for somebody without any prompting, so he certainly knew other ponies.

>>29599766

Speaking of clubbing...

How the hell is Vinyldash such a rare ship?

Hey guys. Maybe it's just exposition for the mostly child audience.

>>29599872
Oh, so you were the one posting the fat ponies anonymously.

>>29599858
But so many balloons were posted....
What carnival isn't complete without balloons?

>>29599862
>>29599849

So is anyone else really looking forward to seeing if she goes Over Limit on us again?

TWIIIIIIIIIIIILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
APPLE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>29599788
That's racist, señor.

>>29599904
one of the preview images we've got had her being all magical and shit, looking quite impressive

>>29599895
nope.
if I was, it'd be under hotspot shield, and there'd be a certain derpy picture as well.

So is ponies wearing hoodies the new cool thing?

>>29599883
Yeah, he probably helped all the other unicorns with their magical studies. I trust his judgment on this matter.

>>29599760
what the fuck?

>>29599904
more like
I CAN'T CONTROL IT!

>>29599883
Spike was buying a gift for what is implied to be his previous crush. He is a very shallow dragon when it comes to looks.

He didn't even TRY to establish a long distance relationship with the last one, just left her and latched onto Rarity. What an ass.

>>29599922
Care to post?

i like raritys tree carving spell, its the best cutie mark magic ever

>>29599936
>implied

There's that autism acting up again.

>>29599936
Maybe he would have if Rarity wasn't his vision of perfect beauty.

>>29599872

>>29599934
>Twilight as Dark Pheonix

Yes, I can see it.

>>29599949
She is retardedly strong

>>29599904
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSQF42A1jOs

>Season 3 first two-part episodes

>>29599961
EYAGH

>>29599936
well it could just be that they were very close friends.
we aren't ever told if the pony is a boy or a girl at least that I know of.

>>29599977
>Hades
Don't mind if I do!

Sup, MLPG!
How are the friendship levels today? Because I'm feeling great!

>>29599963
would that make Trixie Emma Frost?

>>29599997
Friendship seems mostly fine, but it's a boring as fuck thread.

>>29599982
I thought it was pretty much established it was Moondancer, and that she was having a party?

>>29599997
About Rarity.

>>29600007
>>29600014
Glorious, glorious.

What sorts of liquors are popular in Equestria?

>>29600026
inb4 distilled horse semen

>>29599997
With the advent of Season 2, friendship levels are steadily rising. There was an abnormal spike in them last night which was then countered by a thread of the usual stuff.

Hate now while you still can, the second coming of friendship is close at hand.

>>29600026
dry salt

>>29600026
We've had this discussion before.

>>29600026
Applejack. Everybody loves a big mouth full of applejack.

>>29600026
Faust said something about alcohol consumption being looked down upon in Equestria.

>>29600036
>love and tolerance

Fuck off to ponychan already.

>>29600026
Twilight drinks a bottle of whiskey a night.

haven't tried this tier

>>29600026
Apple cider, salt, and dragon spit.

>>29600057
Excessive consumption is looked down upon here, doesn't mean people don't do it.

shit tier

>>29600026
Pan-Equestrian Gargle Blasters

>>29600057
> said something about alcohol consumption being looked down upon in Equestria.

So... They get shitfaced on really low grade homemade shit?
I'd love an "educational" episode about one of the monies getting drunk. like what they did with braceface. except with ponies.

>>29599972

As shown in suited for success, Rarity was controlling nearly eveything not bolted down in her shop. Also, her diamond finding spell could be weaponized. All she had to do would be find a diamond, and tele-throw hoards of diamonds at something. Im going out on a limb and saying she could even camouflage things to help a situation.

>>29600066

Shit I want some Unicorn beer

>>29600098
Oh god, here comes this again...

Look, it's a great theory, but as Klondike pointed out last thread, Rarity got kidnapped by the Diamond Dogs and didn't use her magic once because she's an INCOMPETENT TARD when it comes to using it for anything other than making pretty dresses or fanficying fallen trees.

Is it weird for me to write over 10 fanfics but never post them because I'm to lazy to proofread them?

considering an horse average body mass, they probably need to drink barels of shit to even get drunk.

>>29600111
Trois pistoles is good, too. It's similar to a Guinness.

>>29600124
Nope.

>>29600122
She could quite easily have not used it partially due to having no clue where she was, partially due to not being in immediate danger, and partially due to having an awful lot to gain from waiting and acting later.

>>29600127
>Horse
>the same as a marshmallow pony
NOPE.fileextension

>>29600058
I didn't say that.

But threads have definitely begun to return to how they were before the season ended.

>>29600124
No.

Yes.

>>29600122
>be miles underground
>kill off your captors
>potentially die in a dead end somewhere without anyone ever finding you

we've been over this. She didn't want to push the status quo that way. They needed her and she utilized that through her own ways.

>>29600124

>too lazy to proofread

This is why you post them. So we can fix up your shit.

>>29600098
Well to be fair, it depends on how loosely related the magic has to be to the special talent.
If a field of grass suddenly became sewing needles I doubt it wouldn't be troublesome at least.
Diamond cutting can yield beautiful diamond-edge blades, or maybe simple sharp if valuable projectiles.

It's really too bad that unicorns who aren't Twilight can't learn spells.

>>29600165
She could have used it at any point prior though - if it's manipulatable in the ways people are suggesting the world is effectively her's to bend to her will with the right extensions of logic.

I'm not saying the conclusion that we were given doesn't make sense, just offering additional reasoning to the fact that if she were as god-like in her magical applications as people are trying to believe, it would have manifest by this point.

Frankly, Rarity seems pretty incompetent when it comes to generalized magic usage.

>>29600122
Klondike technically answered 3 of my questions

>>29600184
It's entirely possible there's a unicorn whose special talent is working with clouds, who could do that.

nothing ever stated spells are only doable by unicorns.
they are probably better at it than standards horses because of their horse and daily manipulation of the thing, but who knows, someone erudite enough, with the proper spells and ingredients can probably do the same.

>>29600194
she didn't get a chance to use it before she was already lost, though. Being very good at magic doesn't preclude being ambushed.

>>29600212
NO. GOD! DON'T ANY OF YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO SPIKE!?

>>29600194
true, she's easy to send into a panic of uncontrolled fits if you catch her off guard (knocking out the wonderbolts, E.G.) but when she's focused she can definitely take the situation towards her liking.

And then there's her phobia of getting dirty.

>>29599930
I hope so

>>29600224
who does lol

but seriously, what did spike say again?

>>29600217
Such is the fate of spellcasters in any world.
They can bend reality to their will, but if someone with a rock gets to them first then it's all for nothing.

>>29600089
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/874733-moose-drunk-on-apples-gets-stuck-in-tree

And then they end up caught in trees.

>>29600224
other creatures can probably use magic, and they aren't unicorns. fuck, dragons may be able to use spells as well. I think there's a difference between "unicorn gift", and "magic". magic is more general. "unicorn gift" is just a kind of magic amongst many.

>>29600212
Faust did. Only unicorns can do proper, concious, controlled magic, but pegasi have inherent magic that allows them to fly, and earth ponies have a connection to the ground, as well as increased endurance.

>>29599930
A shame there wasn't much loose socks.

>>29600243
At least until they're good enough to start layering on the magical defenses, anyway.

>>29600243
To be honest that point was pretty stupid when she got captured, but after that everything happened way quick, and her phobia showed up even when she was trying to stay above ground she looked at her hooves and let go because they got dirty.

>>29600268
So unicorns have -4 STR, then?

okay guys

what if

what if we put all the disney villains

and make them mlp villains

Does ponies often slip it in the ass by accident?

>>29600306
No, it is always intentional.

>>29600306
>Accident

>>29600306
They say it's by accident, but we all know they like the smell of shit when they fuck.

>>29600296
and -4 con.

I've got a discussion for you..

Caramel wishes to be the little girl.

Ignoring repeat background pony shenanigans, why did Caramel get turned into a filly? Is it because Big Mac rejected his homosexual advances? Is it because of evil buffallo voodoo?

>>29600303
Then we'll get the exact same villains.

>>29600278
Hmm...
I know there's a roleplay-centric PnP game for the MLP universe...but I'd really like to see some creative combat applications for cutie mark magic.

>>29600296
Unicorns have -2 STR and CON, but +4 INT
(Not very sturdy, but very intelligent to their respective fields)

Pegasi have -2 WIS and +2 Dex
(They're naturally limber and graceful, but tend not to be very logical.

Earth Ponies have +2 STR and CON, but -4 INT
(They're very sturdy with great endurance, but fairly simple-minded. See "Fancy Mathematics")

>>29600332
>Ignoring repeat background pony shenanigans
Let's not.

This is exactly the sort of bullshit that makes you a ponychanner.

Also, /co/ -> reddit -> /co/

Welcome, newfag.

>>29600332
long lost sister who happens to do the EXACT same thing caramel does, hence matching cuties

>>29600332
I'd just say hes caught some form of horrible disease or something.

Which gradually withers away his muscles. You can see he looks sick and horrible in the second panel. He's managed to eliminate the sickness by the third, but the effects of it are permanent.

Do we have any drawfags around that feel like doing a stupid request?

>>29600303
The rule that all posts beginning with "Guys" are fucking horrible is consistently proving itself to be true.

>>29600349
>Hi, I've got a superiority complex and I'll do everything I can to express it.

Chill the fuck out, pal.

>>29600353
Filly assimilation. The female ponies are like the borg. (I think...my Star Trek lore is terrible at best)

>>29600353
Atrophy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrophy
was the term I was looking for...

>>29600268
>as well as increased endurance

That's just some dumb shit some fans who play too many video games came up with.

>>29600332
Caramel was originally an unicorn who was pretty powerful with the magical standards of today. However, this prowess proved to take the better of him when he stood up against a pack of bewildered manticores, overexterting himself beyond all reasonable limits he blanked out, waking up a month later in ponyville to find his horn missing and his shape altered, as some sort of crude and twisted joke. He didn't realize at first until the nurse called him "little filly".

Using ones horn beyond its limits is dangerous as it could whiplash right back at you, often if not every time affecting negatively on the caster. Caramels 'curse' beyond the loss of his horn from the whiplash was his physique and gender alteration at natures whim.

>>29600383
Pinkie Pie's endless energy and Applejack able to go without sleep while harvesting apples...
Seems they have a good level of endurance.

>>29600342
Thing is, Pinkie appears to be deceptively intelligent.

A little overly energetic, but intelligent.

>>29600332
>/co/ to reddit to /co/

And the cycle is complete, it only took
http://arch.413chan.net/co25003556.html#25004467
erm, five months.

>>29600332
No, because that sort of transgender discussion always end up terrible.

As I recall, it was people wanting to roleplay transgendered ponies that basically scuttled Mocha's RP forum (or something along those lines).

>>29600342
>.but I'd really like to see some creative combat applications for cutie mark magic.

allow one free slot for a custom spell. custom itself is tricky. I've not encountered many games with good skills editors.

>>29600394
Or we could give him the Ranma treatment and say his gender swapping is based on a condition or event.

Like, everytime he lusts after Twilight from afar, BOOM, gender switch.

>>29600381
This might explain the incredibly skewed gender ratio.

>>29600394
In short, it is a permanent version of Poisonem Joakus.

>>29600374
Anyway, welcome to five months ago.

>>29600403
And Rainbow Dash's ability to fly constantly and Rarity magicing her way across the landscape for days at a time when she was only a filly.

You're still thinking in terms of video games where everything is supposed to be "balanced."

>>29600408
Alright, I'll have to give you that. But to be fair she isn't quite normal even by the standards of the world she inhabits...

>>29600342
The -4 int applies to female earth ponies only. big mac was the one using thr mathamatics.

>>29600353
>>29600382
read Pretty Face. guy gets into accident and is in a coma for months. crazy doctor repairs his face to look like the girl he has a crush on.

>>29599194
what was it i need to know

>>29600464
>read Pretty Face. guy gets into accident and is in a coma for months. crazy doctor repairs his face to look like the girl he has a crush on.
Something like that, yeah. (And I'll check it)

>>29600504
Filly futashy that gets an uncontrollable ejaculation in class. The teacher says that from then she has to wear a horse condom at all times.

It's really quite disgusting.

>>29600523
>Filly futashy that gets an uncontrollable ejaculation in class
Oh god, what?

>>29600464
>Pretty Face. guy gets into accident and is in a coma for months. crazy doctor repairs his face to look like the girl he has a crush on.
I was thinking Kashimashi. Guy gets killed by aliens crash landing, and gets a gender flip when the aliens revive him.

>>29600523
but why

The MLP world is unlikely to ever be developed enough to the point where we can form an accurate basis for speculation about lore. Sad, but true. It's a children's cartoon first and foremost. We aren't going to see much world building

>>29600549
>Pretty Face
>Kashimashi

holy fuck japanese people are weird

whatever happened to a simple lol magic/potion/drug swapping gender

>>29600504
Futashy is in school and jizzes everywhere. "It happened again!" She exclaimed as the ponies around her look in disgust.
The teacher came up to and says, "Since you can't control it..." Futashy is then surprised as the teacher moves her head down towards the dick. "You have to wear a horse condom from now on!" And then she snaps the condom into place with her mouth.

>>29600523
what the fuck

>>29600568
Sadly. I've been trying to create a high-fantasy world based around the MLP universe with a more traditional look to it (as in minus the pony element)
It's getting a little difficult.

>>29600583
It got boring. I'll still read yubisaki milk tea from time to time to get my usual gender swap fix, though. Something so wonderfully naughty about the whole idea.

>>29600523
Who drew it and where can I find it?

>>29600332
I like to imagine that Caramel is from a big family of horseshoe makers (kinda like the apple family), and he's got relatives all over equestria (sister in appalooza, cousin in cloudsdale, older brother in ponyville who does deliveries).

>>29600332
Caramel had super homogay feelings for Big Mac after so many years of working alongside him, but Big Mac rejected him.

He sought out Zecora to try and get a love potion or something but it only worked half way. So, after some research, he located an old unicorn in Apploosa who was able to help him.

Then they fucked. The End.

>>29600591
>average mlp general

>>29600626
I'm okay with this. I'll stuff it in my headcannon for later firing.

>>29600626

>caramel

I don't think I joined early enough to get in on this, why the fuck is his name caramel? Is it the colors? Why not something pertaining to his horseshoes?

>>29600660
Have you watched the show?

>>29600660
Holy fuck.

It's his canon name, you moron.

>>29600583
They have those, too. I don't remember the name, but one has a guy that has to accept the family birthright of being a magical girl. His mom has to go away on business and can't protect the city from the evil that which is called "The Noise." She explains that it's normally given to a daughter, but since he's an only child, tough luck.

>>29600660

Fucking really? Why don't I remember this.

>>29600693
>DID CARAMEL LOSE THE GRASS SEEDS AGAIN

>EYUP

>FOR FUCKS SAKE CARAMEL GET A GRIP

>>29600693
winter wrap up. aj mentions that he lost the seeds.

>>29600704
>First episode
>Introducing the Apple family
>Caramel Apple

THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY
THE HUB IS GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF SEASON TWO ON SATURDAY

>>29600704

I see, yeah I think I remember this.

>>29600726
No, this is the pony AJ introduces as Caramel Apple.

How good would it feel to congratulate your girlfriend Rainbow Dash on winning yet another race by giving her a big hug at the finish line, your arms wrapping around her petite, athletic frame, sweat soaking both your bodies. Her mane shines like morning dew and as she breathes hot and hard in your ear, you jizz in your pants

>>29600729
obviously fake.no one could handle that much pony in 1day.

>>29600749
>rainbowdash
>winning
I wouldnt jizz that often, it seems

>>29600745
Oh ok.

>>29600729
sauce?

>>29600768

>>29600750
Each episode is only twelve minutes long.

Season two cornfirmed for fail.

>>29600726
Huh...
Well wasn't >>29600745
Yeah that's the Apple family's Caramel apple.

>>29600749
>Brain humanizes these out of reflex
>Humanized Rainbow Dash.
>Winning
I'd comfort her on getting second place to Mr 15 Barrel Rolls

>>29600749
That'd be pretty good, but I think I'd prefer what comes after. A first prize medal is an okay reward for her victory, but I'm sure I can come up with a better one.

>>29600775
YOUR DREAMS, FAGGOT

>>29600788
youd choke her while shoving trophies up her ass?

>>29600813
If that's what she wanted, sure, it was her victory.

>>29600813
Oh dear.

>The thought occupying this greentext was removed at the last minute for the sheer lewdness of it.

>>29600804
BUT IN MY DREAMS PONI AND HUMAN CROSS BETWEEN THE TWO WORLDS AS THEY PLEASE AND NO ONE GIVES A SHIT.

Jesus christ you guys get it together.

>>29600804
Wow, you sure showed me.

>post successful

>post does not appear
4chan borked again

Why do people read fanfics? What makes them good?

Sorry if I'm slow. But http://ask-dinky-doo.tumblr.com/ updated. I'm beginning to like this blog.

>>29600834
Hmm...Something I've been meaning to ask for any astrology bros here.
What zodiac sign would your favorite poni/dragon/gryphon/???? have?

>>29600834
>Applejack
no, nobody would have sex with applejack

>>29600868
>fanfics
>good
pick one

>>29600868
what makes any book good?
>>29600869
hurr

>>29600882
>Cow Girl
>Toned Muscles
>The sweet mix of sweat and hay in your nose
>"Yeeehaaaw!!!"
>Ironic Reverse Cowgirl Position

Hmm...I hate you a little now.

>>29600813
...
these thoughts...

...masochistic ponies, training to be sadomasochists, wearing buttplugs in public, rutting in public, widening their holes...

...I shall savor these thoughts.

>>29600896
>fast, practical sex, then back out into the fields
I'm not saying she wouldn't be good, I'm saying she wouldn't be worth it

>>29600882
Anon confirmed for fag.

>>29600894

But books are like several pages long and alot more engaging. Fanfics usually is only about 3-10 pages

>>29600922
>like several pages long

hahahahaha
ahahahaha

>>29600882
Where is that humanized applebucking gif when I need it...

>>29600918
Hmm...perhaps. Maybe play into her competitive nature?

>>29600919
My mental image when posting >>29600896

>>29600922
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html

>>29600922
Fallout: Equestria is now longer than most novels.

>>29600922
not necessarily. its the same appeal, also, just a difference of size. fanfics have to do what books do in maybe 400 pages less

>>29600938
Where hips are found, I am around!!!

>>29600882

I would if she looked like this.

>>29600922
>doesn't know about short stories

>>29600959

Humanjack general?

>>29600955
Yep, that would do it.

>>29600941
Even so, it'd be difficult to get out of farm work once it got serious

>>29600959
>implying everyone here isn't a gigantic faggot
Hahaha, good one anon!

>>29600973
I'm fine with that. Third favorite character.

>>29600942
>mfw audio book download for this fanfic

>>29600973

Humanjack general.

>>29600959
>implying I wouldn't still go for Dash

actually, humanised it'd probably have to be Twilight

>>29600947
Published novels, at any rate.

Who's a silly human.

>>29600998
My nigga.

>>29600994
I'm totally in support of this.

>>29601009
autistic people

>>29601009
okay, okay, >>29600882 here.

I was wrong.

have you ever been caught ponying

how did it go

>>29601010
Is...is there any shipping between Applejack and Twilight? I really don't ever hear or see it at all.

Wonder what the longest clopfic is about.

>>29601032
I dont like JJ's humanized. I think im the only one, too

>>29601037
very
badly

because why not.

>>29601040

>>29601040
>Applejack
>Twilight
Worst possible pairing.
Ever.
EVER!

>>29601037
had to pay like the guy like 200 bucks not to call the cops

>>29601040
None.

>>29601037
My sister accidentally saw the comic-con poster when I was showing her the other posters. She laughed about it, promised not to tell our parents, and went back to playing TF2.

>>29601057

>>29601042

Twilight's hoofnails

>>29601040
Veeeeery little, most Applejack shipping is Rainbow Dash or Rarity.

>>29601042
I guess that might be Romance Reports? Which is basically Twilight fucking everything that moves for dubious reasons

>>29601042
Isn't it RS's 'Our Last Goodbye'? Or his Magnum Opus, 'Big Adventure, Tons of Fun'.

One is a very somber, downright depressing story; the other is a cast-wide futa orgy.

>>29601074

Did you rape her?

>>29601037
>LAN Party
>Everyone enjoying a BlazBlue tourney
>Friend raging over Clap Loop
>Suddenly 8bit theme for MLP plays from phone
>It's my bro I can't afford not to answer
>Somehow everyone, EVERYONE recognizes the theme.
>Really wish I had smoke bombs at the time for quick dramatic escape...

>>29601075
>>29601064
>>29601081
>>29601057
Thanks.
>>29601060
Aw..

>>29601081
> Most of it isnt with Big Mac