>>29569493
>Giving Derpy a voice
>No.
>Just.
> No.

last thread isn't at either limits yet: >>29568299

save this until it does

When does the second season start so I know when to hide from /co/ (and the internet in general) while the incoming of 5 generals come during each episode

>>29569543
17th; 6 days

>>29569543
6 days
6 days are left

Please direct all inquires to the current general.
>>29568299
>>29568299
>>29568299
>>29568299

>>29569536
She already has a voice. She said 'Muffins' in one episode.

>>29569613
which episode was that?
I must have missed it

>>29569640
Applebuck Season, after AJ helped PP bake some muffins.

Please keep discussion in the general thread: >>29568299

>>29569640
Derpy was one of the ponies admiring Pinkie Pie's "baked bads" in Applebuck Season, delivering the line "muffins" among the crowd.

there are a shit ton of poni threads!

i made a tribute for 9/11's 10th anniversary...

>>29570035
That's not funny at all, man.

>>29570035
>Destroy towers
>Become patriot

That's not how it works mang.

Can somebody dump pictures of ponies looking gangsta please?
I just saw the WU Tang pony video and i love that shit

>>29570432
...worked for bush.

>>29570411
Yes it is.

>>29570035
Saved.

>>29570442
blingees or bust

>>29570479
this
is

PERFECT

>>29570035
8.5/10 Quality trolling
But still, you crossed a line there...
Not cool, man.

>>29569493
>Lyra will be getting hands.

>>29570411

>>29569493

I'm anticipating background characters remaining as crowd fillers and placeholders for scenes of wide shots of Ponyville. MAYBE a line or two, but only if it's in correlation to one of the main characters. Anything more is wishful thinking and anticipating fanservice.

>>29570486
the best blingee
the very best
the rest are just underwhelming, not including multiple dancing snoops is a cardinal sin in the art of bling

>>29570500
I don't know of any tripfag called FlyingSaucer

>>29570528

4chan is derping again

>>29570522
>They lurk around the poni threads looking for OCs to steal
but in all seriousness, I'm pretty sure their going to include some sort of 4chan thing in there
<-------- like that

>>29570549
Be specific.

>>29570570
i first saw it on vp, no idea if it came form there

Happy Twin Towers Day, ponies!

What kind of festivities are you going to attend to celebrate today?

>>29570610
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE FILLY AND THE TOWERS WERE GOING DOOOOOOOOWM

>>29570582
Bling and caps, yes. Tattoos? No. Gangster-Rarity wouldn't get a tat. Not even a trampstamp.

>>29570035
Related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EdAAZ2x5-E

>>29570610
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>11 LOOKS LIKE TWO TOWERS
>CONSPIRACY!

>>29570625
>Ponies with trampstamps
Why does this intrigue me so?

>>29570623
why did i laugh

brb, hell

>>29570665
I don't know, that's kind of weird man. I think a trampstamp on a pony would just look messy. It'd be too close to the cutie marks.

You all should grow up.

>>29570684
I knew someday this gif will be useful.
You all laughed at me but who's laughing now?

Pony should lick pony

>>29570665
Realistically, in their world, they'd probably use tattoos to augment the designs of their cutie marks.

>I wish I could draw for shit so that we could see a teenage-rebel FS with her butterflies made really metal somehow

>>29570722
>posting on a website full of children and manchildren
>posting on cartoon board of said website
>telling others to 'grow up'

>>29570684
Because of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0

Morning, here's that Caralight story so far:

Prt 1:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WlDlFUn5QAZBjPfSj-pf8HgVlnhez86xXL_Y80QyMrw/edit?hl=en_US

Prt 2:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PVEd54hbjtdyo5WuTcCRfeGrnlLY8O1KdHK74XTe4AI/edit?hl=en_US

Prt 3:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BsMdKkBNH76_5uXbl6KmM69zCeWq7zlnPvxct2V8gFE/edit?hl=en_US

>Who wants to describe a sex move named after each pony?

>The winner deserves a Twilight Sparkle, a Pinkie Pie, or even a Great and Powerful Trixie

>The loser should get a Derpy Hooves.

>>29570786
Reading this RIGHT NOW.

>>29570786
ask dino fag to include it in the friend off.

how do i meet one these "ponies" in real life, niggas? i want to bhave one as my slave

>>29570757

>posting about a show who's main audience is for 7 year old girls and whoever is supervising them
>implying I watch children's cartoons

Yeah keep telling yourself that it's normal.

>>29570759
Fucking what

>>29570804
Go back to the diamond mines, Rover.

>>29570828
>implying I watch children's cartoons
You don't like the new thundercats?

Alright as stated earlier, here are a couple pony pictures from Russian board, more soon

>>29570828
This whole board is full of manchildren. Vapid comic books, dumb childish cartoons, and shitty amateur web comics. You're shooting fish in a barrel, man.

>>29570786
Shooort, but so sweet! I kept waiting for his cart to explode, though...

>>29570828
>caring what the target audience of shows you watch is
>being an anal retentive cunt
>bumping threads you don't like

Again, they might not be Russian, slavic thieves might have taken them from somewhere

Give Lyra hands for a single frames in one episode in what appears to be a routine animation error

>>29570840
what does this mean

i need help

whats a rover, whats a diamon mind

>>29570900
Nonono, that's too obvious. Lyra should instead just be looking at her hooves in a wanting manner.

>>29570804
they are sapient creatures, you cannot own one

you can be good friends with one, though

>>29570908
>Diamond mine
>A mine, of diamonds
>Not knowing who Rover is

Get out.

>>29570919
>they are sapient creatures, you cannot own one

Thousands of years of human history, including the modern era, prove you wrong on that one.

>>29570828

>I only watch adult cartoons for adults like myself

But seriously, there aren't really any arguments against anything that isn't just "Store a bunch of feeble points in a freezer, thaw them out, consume and regurgitate, then clean up the mess and repackage them for a later day." We're so bored of the 'It's for kids, so you shouldn't watch it' point ALMOST A YEAR LATER that it's just sort of a "Oh, it's this guy again" deal.

>>29570946
But according to the contemporary cultural paradigm in the West, you can't, and that's the standard we're judging by at the moment, man. Let's not bring historical debate into this and turn it into a rage issue, haha!

>>29570946
I'm obviously talking about modern, western morality. Anybody who disagrees with that will probably have america go to war with them anyway

>>29570919
>sapient
>pasient
>patiens
>panties
You sick freak.

>>29570926
is rover a mlp character

what the fuck am i missing

>>29570971
Don't worry, if I saw them wearing panties I'd make sure to take them off

with my tongue

>>29570946
deafdefiler

how many girls are in the cellar

do they even know who their families are

>>29570991
Haven't got a cellar. I live in an apartment.

>>29570913
Or simply manipulating something that would normally only be possible with fingers, such as tying knots in ropes without using magic or actually picking up a tea cup by the handle rather than her magic TK.

>>29570997
That's what they all say

>>29571011
No, I'm pretty sure they say, "MMM! MMMMmmm!"

>>29570982
I can't whether or not you're kidding.

Rover is one of the Diamond Dogs

>Calamity not being your favorite pony
>2011

>>29570984
fluttershy, even though knowing about it, would still be surprised
pinkie pie would wrestle your for control of the panties. via her tail
rainbow dash might time you
applejack won't have any panties
twilight sparkle would kick you at first, then try to stay perfectly still while you forget about taking them off and start motorboating her cheeks

>>29571026
when did they call them rover

>>29571036

>>29570984
Well, if you were to actually see them (in person) wearing panties, chances are you're a pony already. So removing them with your mouth wouldn't really be that weird.

why boner

>>29571036

>fanfiction characters over canon
>outside of Ponychan

>>29571043

deal w/ it nerd

>>29571036

>>29571043

>>29571037
Rarity?

>>29571037
>twilight sparkle would kick you at first, then try to stay perfectly still while you forget about taking them off and start motorboating her cheeks

Pony motorboating should be a picture now plz

>>29571042
There was an official post somewhere. Maybe on Faust's DA. Two of their names were given, but I don't remember the other one, and she didn't remember which name corresponded with which character.

>>29571036
Who?

>>29571062
>>29571073
CELESTIADISAPPROVESMIND

how did we not get duplicate image warning?

>>29571037
and then when I'm done I'd "accidentally" leave the panties somewhere they can reach

>>29571075
Already is, Nigger-Faggot drew spike motorboating Rarity on a request a little while ago.

I think it may have been my request, but I'm not sure.

>>29571074
I'd tell her to get the fuck out of my house, mules belong in the stable

>>29571088
Calamity is a character from the popular fanfiction "Fallout: Equestria".

>>29571092
They appear to be different filesizes, so there has to be some difference in color depth or something.

>>29571109
How many thousands of pages is it up to now? 20? 50? >>29571109

>>29571087
I asked theissen first, he said he didn't remember
then I asked lauren, and she remembered their names as "fido, rover, and spot"
then I asked theissen again if those names would help him remember and he said that rover was the leader one, fido was the big one, and spot was the small one

>>29571109
>F:E
Why does F:E suck so much fucking ass and why in the fuck does anyone read it?

>Ponies + Anything Violent = Autistic Permavirgin Failure

It just doesn't fucking add up to anything else. I've tried, it just fucking doesn't make a difference.

>>29571131
I don't know the exact number of pages, but I think it's at something like 600,000 words, maybe more. It's huge, all right, and I still haven't even read chapter 38! Terrible.

Does anyone know what ponies taste like?
Cause I do

>>29571154

Get your body ready for c39, is not pretty.

>>29571149
Because most people have no taste.

>>29571149

>>29571169
Skittles and chilli sauce

>>29571169
They taste the same as a horse. You don't have to cook it for very long

>>29571074
aw i forgot best pony.
rarity would probably have lingerie (AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS) and because of this, it takes you a few extra minutes to grab at it. and when you're ready to pull them off, you find a tug at your neck. now realizing her soft yet strong tail intertwined itself around you. "you simply can't leave a lady in this state can you?"

>>29571149
I read it more out of boredom than anything. Its not amazing, but it definitely isn't a massive pile of shit.

>>29571177
Who's that? Some other OC from a shitty fanfic? Get that shit back to ponychan.

>>29571169
Do they taste like musty hay?because that's what my aunt's ponies taste like

>hundreds of new pony characters

Sonic the Hedgehog has nothing on this shit.

>>29571149
I think it's a case of enjoying someone else's interpretation of the two source materials. One of my personal favourite parts of the whole idea of "fanon" is the idea of expansion, extrapolation, change - reinterpreting and transplanting aspects of things to fit other things. It's a bit silly, I know, and I'm sorry for that, but I can't help but enjoy a fresh reenvisioning of something I love - it gives me the same feelings as I had when I first indulged in the original, across a large range, and I enjoy that.

In this case, I assume it's because it's technically competent, and it takes "ponies" and "Fallout" and mixes them in a way that's interesting, while providing a different twist to each. It's cool, I like it, it's fun. I don't compare it to the source, it's not ponies or Fallout, but it's interesting, you know? I apologise for that.

>>29571148
Oh cool; I didn't know the full story

>>29571197

>>29571205
Sonic fans couldn't create new character by pallet swapping, grabbing a convenient icon on your desktop, and making a bit of hair.

>FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION >FANFICTION

>>29571170
Chapter 39 is out already? Jeez, Kkat works fast. I'll have to set some time aside to read both, thanks!

>>29571223
I'm pretty sure they can.

>>29571195
>Rarity using her squiggle tail to get forced cunnilingus

Thatta girl!

>Little edible ponies
>Pinkie Pie used for advertising them
>It's like they know

>>29571213
I don't like F:E, either as an idea or as a story itself, but I love that it exists, and I wouldn't change that for the world. I actually take that stance on most things, I may not like them, but it's fantastic that they exist.

>>29571234

Right know he is posting a chaoter per week.

>>29571241
heeey, I think I have another uncomfortably specific fetish now

damnit MLPG

>>29571252
I feel the same way about the Wii. I hate it, and would never play it, but it's fantastic that it exists because it's pretty cool technology and it gets a lot of people into gaming who would otherwise never try it.

>>29571223
You're right, they don't even need an icon.

>>29570797

>>29571277
>I hate it and would never play it.

You're missing out.

have you ever bit a hole into the end of a marshmallow and then put your tongue into it pretending you were giving analingus to sweetie belle

>>29571252
Agreed. It's evidence that people are willing to put effort into, and invest in, things that are unusual and interesting. And the fact that people enjoy it is even better!

>>29571271
Yep, that's definitely prolific as fuck. Need to get back on top of that.

>>29571298
Is 4.0 coming out soon?

>>29571287
it took me a bit to figure out what the ponies names meant

>>29571298

No.

>>29571213
No need for an apology; it's not as if you wrote it. I can appreciate your perspective, but I am perplexed as to why anyone can envision ponies using human weaponry like guns.

Overall, I think the story severely lacks creativity. The technology should be molded around pony culture, not just a copy paste of humans over ponies. That's what I find most annoying about the 'crossover'; literally, the author just mashed two concepts into one another and extruded it into a literary form. It lacks soul.

>>29571298

N-no... of course not..

It was Rainbow Dash, obviously.

>>29571298
I'm going to find a rusty soviet spoon and give you an analingus.

>>29571287
I fucking lost my shit at "rim job".

>>29571296
Since Nov 2007, the only games I've bought for my Wii are Mario Galaxy 1 and 2. Almost 4 years. Two games.

>>29571318
hey, it's better than anything else running right now
but that really isn't saying much

>>29571296
I should rephrase that; I didn't enjoy playing it, and doubt I even will.

Mario's never really appealed to me anyway.

>>29571318
Well for one, stop thinking of it as 'human weaponry'. The fanart has pretty much all gotten that one wrong, the handles are supposed to be shaped in a way that would fit in a pony's mouth and bring the sights up to eye level. Stupid fanartists...

>>29571318

Did you even read it? Be honest.

>>29570797
twilight sparkle: place a karma sutra book on your partner's stomach, back, or place where it won't fall. then perform each move as you come to it till sexual satisfaction

>>29570876

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it! '

You'll have to wait till next chapter for that though...

5 days and 20 hours

lol

>>29571361
>You'll have to wait till next chapter for that though...
;_;

I didn't want it to actually happen... His luck should be GOOD! He's got THREE HORSESHOES for a cutie mark! Not one! Not two! THREE!

all ponies should strive to lick pony before they die

>>29571364
UNTIL YOU DIIIE.

>>29571381

But not 4 nigga!

GUYS

POP QUIZ

WHAT SCENE IS PIC RELATED FROM

>>29570786
Type

It should read "I’m not talking to a PHYSICAL apple"

>>29571407
Griffon the Brush Off, when Dash and Pinkie pranked AJ by painting all her apples.

>>29571318
I think I've talked about this before - it can be difficult, struggling with excessive anthropomorphisation when it comes to ponies. Seeing as there are no defined pony analogues for the rich human oratory culture, technological culture, physical culture and so on, people simply translate one into the other while applying the necessary biological quantifiers, rather than building something original and unique. I think Kkat does deal with that issue pretty well, and certainly applies some interesting perspectives to it, but it's still ultimately human at heart, not "pony" - I haven't encountered a fic yet that is "pony" at its core, likely because ponies themselves are extremely human and it's difficult to separate the two. Maybe even impossible, looking at the show. In this case it might be best just to deal with it.

I don't know if I can agree with that analysis, but, again, it's all up to personal interpretation and opinion, you know? We all enjoy, or don't enjoy, things differently. I think the best thing to do is to write it off and forget about it - of course it gets brought up in the threads a lot, but might as well ignore it. The fact that these discussions about fanfiction, and FO:E or Past Sins in particular, spring up so often, is symptomatic of a real rage culture in these threads that, from my experience with the wonderful people in the MLPGs, simply doesn't need to exist.

>>29571407
Look Before You Sleep.

>>29571381
They've all got the ends pointing down, though. Isn't there some silly superstition about having to keep them the other way, or all the luck falls out of them?

>>29571407
Episode two, when they painted Nyx pink.

>>29570797
fluttershy: borders on tickleplay. lightly touch/grasp/hold your partner, as you begin to thrust, maintain eye contact and DON'T STOP BEING GENTLE

>>29571351
It's good to know that there was some sort of attempt at ponifying the weapons on the author's part, but they must have written it so poorly or without enough detail that the artists just could not envision it correctly.

>>29571354
And no. I've tried reading fanfiction twice since I started following ponies and I end up getting so pissed off at the writing style that I start to rewrite the whole damned thing from scratch. It drives me insane.

I base most of my understanding of the 'story' off of pictures I've seen and post commentary I've read on here occasionally. From this, I pretty much understand the gist of the story. In truth, it feels like a SciFi channel special which are revolting in more ways than just their writing.

>>29571431
It's complicated, but the main one, the one that's in common throughout, is that it's to distract the Evil Eye because it looks like a vagina.

So Caramel's cutie mark is a trio of vaginas. And he's got three more on the other side. Why isn't this guy a pimp yet?

>>29571407

THEY PAINTED APPLEJACK'S APPLES

really fuck that joke, they poisoned her entire harvest with lead paint, the cunts

>>29571407
>Rainbow dash's brush is red

What's the fucking point in painting an apple red?

>>29570797
Rainbow Dash: Clear all the clouds, touch him on the penis
Applejack: kick some apples out of a tree, touch him on the penis
Pinkie Pie: throw a party, touch him on the penis

What would it feel like to have your tongue thrust deep inside a pony's tight anus as it clenches in rhythm with her orgasm

>>29571448
um

you can be rougher

if you want

i don't mind

>>29571466
Paint a Granny Smith red? Could be a great trick!

>>29571421
The whole thing's probably exacerbated by the fact that the show itself encourages the nonsensical reuse of human technology.

>>29571348 here
Btw, that's not meant to discount those games. SMG2 is fucking goddamn incredible, and easily the best 3D pure-platformer I've ever played.

It's just...on my 360, PS3, and PC, I've since played Modern Warfare 1 and 2, Bad Company 1 and 2, Uncharted 1 and 2, Halo 3 ODST and Reach, Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood, Bayonetta, Bioshock 1 and 2, Bulletstorm, Burnout Paradise, Dead Space 1 and 2, DMC4, Dragon Age, Dirt 2 and 3, Fallout 3, Gears 2, Mass Effect 1 and 2, MIrror's Edge, Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts, Red Faction Guerilla, Red Dead Redemption, GTA4, Portal 1 and 2, Splinter Cell Conviction, Street Fighter 4, God of War 3, Heavy Rain, MGS4, MvC3, Crysis 1 and 2, and Deus Ex Human Revolution.

>>29571407
This was a really lame prank. It must have taken them HOURS to do that. And for very little payoff.

>>29571474
Probably like having your tongue inside of a clenching anus. Its sort of like having your tongue inside of a non-clenched anus, but its clenched.

Anyway, enough vidya. Back to ponies!

>>29571381

But three is an unlucky number. That cancels it out.

>>29571488
Yeah, and all the fanon discussing the possibility of the pony world being a post-apocalyptic Earth in the world can't provide an explanation, nor will one ever be provided in canon. The show is a kid's show, they have no reason to excessively analyse and build the way we do, they just want to produce a cartoon - I think the fault is more on my part and the part of others who think about this sort of thing, in this case, than anyone else's, for putting too much into it.

>>29571474
use your fore finger and your thumb to wrap around the middle of your tounge. now clench as tightly as possible without letting your tounge slip out. there you go

>>29571524
...Isn't 4 the unlucky number? According to Asia, at least. And it's 13 in the western world (building floors are numbered 1-12, then 14+. I shit you not.)

>>29571524
I thought good things come in threes... or is it, all things come in threes?

Never forget :(

Guys, I have a serious question for everyone. Answering this question will force you to draw upon your experiences, your intellect, and the very nature of your being. Upon responding, your life will never be the same again, I promise.

Here goes:

Should I buy Civ 5? It's only $15 on Steam right now.

>>29571524
I was under the impression that 3 is a good number, along with 7 and 12.

>>29571591
APPLEBLOOM! I've been looking everywhere for you!

>>29571548

i came

>>29571599
It's boring. You're wasting good money.

Buy some silver or other precious metals. Make an investment, nigger.

Alright, here are more gifts from Russian pony fans

THREE IS THE NUMBER OF THE COUNTING

>>29571599
>buying a civ game before all the expansions are out

>>29570786
When is part 4 due?
That was adorable.

>>29571599
It's okay. I liked Civ4 more, but 5 was alright for single-player. I heard the online wasn't good, but I've been menaing to get back into it, after noticing that they've been doing a bunch of updates to the game, incl balancing changes.

>>29571638
And the number of the counting shall be three! Three shalt thou count, not four, nor two, unless two be the number thou count before three.

Five is right out!

>>29571604

Wanna lick each other's marshmallow buttholes?

>>29571642
It's more like DLCs now.

>Cut out races
>Make DLCs for them
>Don't balance anything
>$$$

>>29571642
there is no more expansions

only dlc

forever

>>29571642
Isn't the path they're going with for Civ5 just purely (pseudo-)microtransaction, so there probably won't be a proper expansion?

>>29571662
SB x SB?

Sounds like an accident waiting to happen

>>29571662
The Ouroboros of coprophilia.

God dammit Faceless.

>>29571662
>>29571662

>>29571652
I love 4. Easily one of my faves of all time.

I downloaded the demo for 5 and wasn't too impressed, but I heard they keep "fixing" the bad parts of the game and making it better overall.

It's Zdzislav Beksinski time!

I'd like to know who the two ponies in the balloon in the comicon poster are.

That's pretty much it in the wy of season two. Just looking forward to a new series in general.
And saw a screenshot of mud colpoured rain. Reminds me a bit of a picture of nurgle walking through a shitstorm...

>>29571601
>>29571591
>>29571568

Huh, I always thought 3 was unlucky. Show's you what I know. Oh well.

>>29571751
We all would. It will come in due time, don't worry.

>>29571696

>>29571751
I like to think that the pony there is some kind of pickpocket or something. Someone with a shady past. Pinkie Pie befriends him and she continually denies his bad nature. Eventually she figures it out.

Lol earth ponies are weak.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Shiropoint
He's 25% done with the 5th video.

I can't believe I'm actually anticipating a fan video of My Little Fucking Pony. What the hell has my life become.

>>29571751
not to mention that either the plants are huge or the ponies are small in those screenshots

speaking of which, isn't the next screenshot in 8 minutes?

would you eat a pony's quesadilla

>>29571795

>>29571824
I'd anticipate a video of My Little Fucking Pony

>>29571845

no, but i'd eat her quiche

>>29571826
Apples. We've known they're tiny for a long time now.

>>29571737
>Because we're friends. And friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

1 October 2011
Earth Fillies Are Easy

Big Macintosh shows the Cutie Mark Crusaders how he got his nickname

>>29571777

Look at that! Talking about unlucky numbers got me triple sevens. There's my good luck for the day.

>>29571826
I hope so!!

>>29571845
No, but I would eat it's quiche

>>29571715

sweetie belle's girly giggles as i ravish her anus with my fluttering tongue

>>29571826
inb4 they just post the twilight one

>>29571823
>earthies

>>29571863
>>29571890
QUICHEMI-
Totally, can't believe we both thought the same thi-
QUICHEMIND

>>29571922
Kill it with fire

>>29571922

It'd be neat to contact Renzetti somehow just to show him this.

>>29571922
No.
NO
NOOO
NNNOOOOOOO

>>29571795
>>29571850
2ch.so?

posting for the daytime cro- what the fuck ever.

>>29571954
I really wish Renzetti would do an interview. He keeps a low profile though.

>>29571967
Why did you make this

2 more hours until new screenshot

>>29571908
pff, unicorns

>>>/b/

>>29571967
Great, now I'm blind

>>29571824
You really appreciate how things take so much effort. All that time for just that little piece of animation.

Also, did Ponychan really come by, or were you all just trolled?

DIE, INSECT!

>>29571960
Russian 2chan. They have an MLP board. After convincing them I really am an American visitor I decided to bring a few presents back.

>>29572027
>pegasi

Guys.

Which food is ultimate breakfast food?

my vote is for pancakes

>>29572096
Sausage.

>>29572096
Grilled cheese egg sandwich.

>>29572096
Eggs Benedict.

Next question.

>>29572089
How are you enjoying walking on that ground, earthy? Aren't your hooves getting a bit sore?

>>29572096
Sausage round on a toasted english muffin with egg and cheese, served with chilled no pulp orange juice.

>>29572089
>filthy earth pony

>>29572069
FireLord: Too soon, Twilight. You have arrived too soon.

Can someone link me to the 2chan russian board?

>>29572096
Coffee and cake.

>>29571823

>mfw if my destiny was to kick apple trees for the rest of my life

>>29572096
ponies

>>29570896
>>29570867
Don't they draw porn there?

And that Brony Cola thing?

>>29572140
>Open up picture immediately
Aw man, this is awesome. Looks just like Krek's wo-
>Sees name

what if every atom in our universe is made of billions and billions of microscopic ponies

>>29572158
Fieldwork sucks, but depending on circumstances, you can get yourself more free time to work on hobbies.

I remembered that back in high school, two of my friends were going to work the fields during summer to make some spending money. They only made it one day.

>>29572080
Hehe, so you were really form 4chan! Shame on me, for not believing you! (still climbing on a wall of dicks)

Why is colgate such a whore?

>And that Brony Cola thing?
Yes, it was drawn by Russian artist Fiarel

>>29572220
You're misunderstanding her, she's just brushing other ponies teeth with herself. She's the town dentist, not the town bike.

>>29572205
> your friends weren't nerds that are lazy

>>29572199
they would suck out the energy with their probiscus

I think I found one of their memes, will post

>>29572116
im now hungry.

>>29572220
cum is full of fluoride

>>29572231
I think he needs to draw more stuff like that.

>>29572245
they are the energy though

>>29572252
in soviet russia, even little girl ponies are manly

AAA-HURRRRRR!!!

How would dash suck your dick?

>>29572288

Using that pic as reference, she should stick with vags.

Something I found in the 2chan Russian MLP board

>>29572288
Fast and hard, timing the flaps of her wings to give herself even more force.

time for my little /mu/

what are you currently listening to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9UfLWpWdi8&fmt=18

(trying to find more by this artist

>>29572266
...Well now I want to see cumdumpster-Colgate. Public-use cumdumpster, not 'oh look at how sexy I am' cumdumpster.

>>29572288
10 seconds flacid

>>29572122
>>29572127
>calling them earthies or earth ponies
>And not "dirty grounders".

Come on people, if we're going to do racism worldbuilding, at least do it RIGHT!

what the fuck did I just read?

>>29572283

>>29572288
Sloppy and with lots of tongue.

>>29572283
I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES

>>29572307
grounders is an umbrella term for all non-pegasi, unicorns can't fly either

>>29572296
ANother one

>>29572299
no, no, it's the other way around. She gives, not receives.

>>29572315
I wish I knew.

>>29572321
>>29572252
Here's the original, btw

>>29572283
>mfw

Do russians like Ask Pinkamena?

>>29572342
>Have you burshed today?
>.....no?
>DIRTY BOYS
>one hot licking, dick sucking scene later
>every fanfic ever.jpg

the only awkward thing about it is you smell so fucking minty fresh afterwards

>>29572378
Братишка, нам сказали тебя забрать

This thread needs more blingee.

>>29572315
Sauce?

>>29572370
neat

>>29572413
blingee you say?

>>29572412
>moon runes on a English Imageboard

ISHYGDDT

>>29572410

Wow. Should not fucking want.

>>29572410
that's okay, everybody knows that smell - it's the smell of enforced dental hygiene

I mean, how else are ponies going to brush their teeth?

>>29572427
why are these so funny?
every time

>>29571967
Ross, I like your art, but you're not winning any followers with your fat fetish.

Get over it and draw stuff people like.

>>29572399
http://2ch.so/mlp/res/87755.html
>Official Pinkamina tread #1

>>29572450
in before 'I like fat pony tho' from an anon

>>29572434
>English Imageboard
International imageboard you want to say?

>>29572435

>>29572434
It russian language

>>29572418

I dunno. I found it in the Russian MLP General.

>>29572450
I like fat pni tho

what if there was an airshow accident where one of the wonderbolts crashed and killed 15 ponies

>>29572410
Seems backwards to me. Shouldn't it be that she blows you if you HAVE brushed your teeth? You know, positive reinforcement.

>>29572503

Its in EqD, is a comic aout some celestia soldiers killing Tiw family then she kills them.

>>29572523
That's why Firefly was kicked out of the wonderbolts. And why her daughter will never get in.

>>29572538
the point is that she brushes your teeth for you. She's not a whore, she runs a public service.

>>29572523
Then I hope they captured it on video.

>>29572523
there's space for me now?

Guys, why am I anxious for a single screenshot for a girly children's cartoon to be released when the episode the shot is from will be airing in 6 days?

>Besides the fact that I'm bored out of my skull

Does colgate spit or swallow?

>>29572427
Damn it. This is the only Blingee i've got.

>>29572410

>>29572571
you have lost control of your life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V6l32i_T4Q

>>29572574
You're not supposed to swallow toothpaste.

>>29572578
took me a minute to see dre

>>29572571
>"Stu, why are you waiting for ponies at 2 AM in the morning?"
>"Because I've lost control of my life."

>>29572554
Except
>>29572410

The start of the conversation was 'why is colgate such a whore'. Whether she brushes your teeth too is irrelevant.

>>29572618

>2AM

When Colgate sucks your dick, does she use teeth

>>29572618

>2 AM

Get out.

>>29572634
She brushes your teeth with herself - those two actions are not seperate. She's doing good deeds! Good, minty fresh deeds.

>>29572603
so she obviously spits.

cool.

Howdy, capitalist scum! It's Russia speakin'

>>29572658

The Soviet Union dissolved two decades ago; they're capitalist scum too. Do try and keep up.

>>29572658
Съеби.

>>29572658
Communism is gay.

what if

what if ponies

The fuck is going on here?

Who let the god damn soviets in to /co/

>>29572697
no

>>29572658
Аттракцион невиданной тонкоты.

>>29572666
Well, in former USSR, we sometimes speak "imperialists" when we mean "foreigners" as a joke.

What if Sapphire Shores gave a concert in a crowded bar without adequate fire safety, and they improperly lit of pyrotechnic special effects?

>>29572658
sup russia

I went to your country once

your taxi drivers are awesome, reversing on the highway just because of a traffic jam

>>29572718
inb4 mass banning

>>29572658
Hello communist dog, how goes it?

>>29572734
I remember watching that video.

>>29572658
why does your country suck?

>>29572697
Then utter joy throughout the internet, and porn, lots of porn.

>>29572720
not even a little?

>>29572734

Ponies are resourceful. They would find a way to solve any emergency.

Earth ponies would use fire extinguishers, pegasus ponies would use their wings, and unicorns would use their magic to help put out the fire. All while singing a jaunty, synchronized musical number.

What if sand zebras hijacked a pegasus chariot and flew it into Canterlot?

>>29572777
Trips says it's true, everybody start drawing porn.

>>29572658

Pekashy nyasha ee mat milasha

In Soviet Russia, ponies watch you.

>>29572805
are you fucking serious?

what do sweaty ponies smell like

>>29572553
Oh, right. I remember now. The Wonderbolts are a family-run team.
How unfortunate.

>>29572828

Uhhh, sweat?

>>29572804

The god-princesses would stop them. Without even getting up from their tea time.

>>29572801
And so 'Burn, baby, burn' became a Sapphire Shores original runaway success hit

>>29572828
Probably like sugar.

>>29572826

of course he's not fucking serious

>>29572769
Because of capitalist scums.
Also show some friendsip and tolerance. How about to become a friends?

>>29572826
No, I'm not. I'm fully aware that there's already more than enough porn.

Just wanted to continue the joke, is all. Sorry for the failure.

>>29572868
You should be.

>>29572828
heaven~

>>29572861
>friendship and tolerance

them's dangerous words around here, friend.

>>29572861
aah, im fucking with you.

But tolerance isnt exactly something im too hot on in the FiM context. Russia's okay

>>29572861

>Also show some friendsip and tolerance

Get the fuck out of here red scum.

>yfw /co/ 30000000 pony day

I haven't posted this fic around much, or uploaded it to EqD, but there's going to be another chapter out later today, so I thought you guys might like it:

Gaia
Basically it's a story based around Fluttershy finding an odd mare in the forest. Then slowly everything around ponyville starts to die...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cpGLFowFh2ciOmmR0N3IeE2nCMc70rcFJ6VJ-ga8xJs/edit?hl=en_US

how good would it feel to congratulate your girlfriend rainbow dash on winning yet another race by giving her a big hug at the finish line, her sweat soaking both your bodies and her mane shining like morning dew, her hot breath in your ear

>>29572900
What has Gavalanche started? I'm not okay with this. I didn't like Poopy Belle, but this is even worse.

>>29572926
Sure is Are You Afraid of The Dark around here.

>>29572944
Fucking hell. Misquote. It's easier to reply with a quote with 4chan X. But I forgot to remove the quote when the window was up.

>>29572886
What with scratch being mute and all, her advances would all have to be entirely physical.

>>29572926

got a link to the latest part of the caralight story?

I passed out last night before you could post it

>>29572944

Actually faceless start the whole shitty belle thing and gavalanche just take it because he is not funny anymore.

>>29572974
>mute Scratch
>2011

>>29572942
super good :3

>>29572944
Why are you reading the poopy belle tumblr if you don't like it?

So, how about living together as one big international Russian-American family?

So guys, was this ever finished? I remember Rarity was saved for last, but if her's was ever posted, I missed it.

>>29573023
Sounds good to me.

>>29572989
But Gavalanche started the cork thing, which I hope will not be a thing.
>>29573014
It was linked by Gavalanche in his journal.

>>29573023

But they want love and tolerance!

>>29573014
Guilty pleasure, of course.

>>29573042

That sounds incredibly un-Russian.

>>29573023
Deal with it

>>29573032

Yeah all of them are done, dunno what happened to the artist though.

>>29573032

Yes it was, like a month ago.

>>29572975

Yep here you go:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BsMdKkBNH76_5uXbl6KmM69zCeWq7zlnPvxct2V8gFE/edit?hl=en_US

>>29573041

Dont give a fuck about him now, call me when he draw funny pics again.

>>29573042
You are speaking in such a way, as love and tolerance are bad...

>>29573083
>>29573084
Alright then.

Anyone have the final version?

>>29572942
the same way it would feel when twilight finished her master studies archive. she comes running to you, looking tired and worn from weeks of sorting. and as she jumps into your arms you can still smell new paper and dried ink..

>>29573060
Love translates to vodka.
Tolerance translates to medovukha.

>>29573058

We already know why you read it faceless

>Russia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gea9lltChYw

>>29573106

This is acceptable.

>>29573032
What is this exactly? pony postcards?

>>29573090
...if you made this picture I swear to god I'll fuck you and give you my babies.

>Trixie’s five-dollar footlong found its way into Twilight’s moist Indus Valley, and began to pound away, making Twilight’s thrusts into Rainbow’s mouth spastic. The gagged pony had a look of panic of her eyes.