She flies when rainbow dash kicks her really hard.

>Thinking Scootaloo will ever fly.
>Or get her cutie mark.

Rainbow will just kick her into the air.
That'll show her unless she wants to crash.

>>29566250
nope, she'll die a blankflank

at the hands of Rainbow Dash

>MLP

Old and busted. MLM is the new thing. Get with the times.

She'll be a circus member

The Ponyian Cannonball; Grande Scootalina

>>29566250

Question: If Fluttershy is shown in cloudsdale as a filly, and she mentions being the worst flier in her class, then why is scoots on the ground? Wouldn't they have her in school up there, training her to fucking fly?

>>29566286
You are nothing until you have some MLM Thread Generators.
WORK ON IT

>>29566288
Scoot goes to earth pony school because she lives in an earth pony town. Their flight training consists of not tying their wings up.

>>29566288
no parents, no enrollment

logical conclusion since we never see her folks or any relatives

>>29566288
You assume that Scootaloo was born in Cloudsdale.

No.

Her wings will never grow all the way because she's a filthy half-breed, leaving her only able to scoot.

hence the name.

didn't dash have wings roughly the same size as scootaloo when she was a filly? i'm sure scootaloo KNOWS how to fly and can, for a short time, fly about.

>>29566301
>>29566303

I suppose that makes senses, further perpetuating the whole "her parents are deaaaaad" joke.

>>29566288
Cloudsdale is expensive. Equestria isn't communist yurop.

>>29566301
Dash was lucky.
She got into flight school.
And her parent died after she got kicked out.
Wait, she tied one with the other...

>>29566311
But Derpy's boss and Cloudkicker are her parents
Past Sins told me that.

>>29566325
I will seriously track you down and kill you if you reference that fic again.

>>29566325

>>29566325
>Past sins tied Cloudkicker and Big Jim as Scoots parents.
OH FUCK NO.

>>29566334
>>29566338
instant rage, just added fanfic

>>29566325

>>29566303
>sees image
>thinks

It all makes sense now.

>>29566309
she's only scooted around on the ground before, even when falling from a great height

any pegasus who doesn't have the "oh fuck better stablise a bit here" instinct when falling through the air would probably die in a week.

I lack scoot pictures.

>>29566348
Rebuttal: Fluttershy under pressure

>>29566303

Goddammit. I hate the constant shipping in these threads, so why do I like this so much?!?!

>>29566344
>>29566338
>>29566334

>>29566361
>Dark matter butterfly's.

>>29566361
counter-rebuttal: she should have died a horrible death when she hit the ground

>>29566362
Let's talk about Magneto instead.

First cloudsdale lesson: Fly up there.

>>29566372
Celestia send him in the sun
THE END

F:E thread.

I am writing a totally original fanfic called Past Cupcakes.

>>29566372
His special talent is pissing ICP.

>>29566370
damnit.

>>29566347
It really does. Yellow mother, red father, orange filly. Neither parent can fly or fly well. Mane isn't too far from a combination of the two either.

>>29566369
Dark matter butterfly's what?

>>29566381
no fuck you

>>29566380

>implying magneto couldn't crush her fucking windpipe with the metal hanging around her neck

Sure she'd send him off into the sun or the moon, but cmon, he'd mess her up a little bit before she did so.

>>29566381
>F:E already had a good banner.
>Someone made that pink one.

>>29566348
hmm, well mind you she was tied to 2 other fillies. when twilight was caught from falling off the cliff she was held by 2 pegasi, but even then only 1 of them was able to hold her for more than several seconds. dash is strangely fucking strong

>>29566359
I'd be happy to provide some to you

>>29566387
Fluttershy can fly fine *now*, so unless flight proficiency over time is genetic, the flight point doesn't really hold water.

>>29566400

>>29566400

>>29566394
But isn't that collar made of gold and diamonds?
But I agree it wouldn't be an easy fight

welp. see y' in like an hour or so

CELESTIA VERSUS MAGNETO

WHO WINS

>>29566409

Gold, although soft, is still a metal. The diamonds would only add further damage to her.

>>29566409
Seriously, non ferrous metal must piss Magneto off.

>>29566406
I was just about to post that one. Great minds think alike I guess.

>>29566403
She flies fine compared to earth ponies and unicorns. By pegasus standards she may as well be grounded.

>>29566418
But it isn't magnetic

>>29566417
given that equestria is a pre-industrial society that mostly builds out of stone and wood, and a third of the population can use telekinesis on ANYTHING, magneto is fucked. Like, completely so.

So in that super filly game what does Rarity say that you can't make out? Is it just saying how to get the secret ending or something?

>>29566430
Why would she have to write that...
Oh right, she's mute.

>>29566421
Is this CT? It sort of looks like his style. But slightly worse.

>>29566325

Bitch, I will end you.

Well, that took longer than I thought:

Here you are, part three of Caralight:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BsMdKkBNH76_5uXbl6KmM69zCeWq7zlnPvxct2V8gFE/edit?hl=en_US

I'll be sticking around in the document for a second. Point out any errors you find. Celestia knows I'm in no shape to find them.

>>29566437

>>29566424
Not any more, she's perfectly capable. She flies around all the time in the series, and even kept up with Dash dashing off in party of one. Sure, she's not amazing, or particularly speedy, but she's still pretty good with a wing these days.

>>29566449
Fat Dash is fat.

>>29566449
And this is my last Scootaloo picture. I like the Scootabuse idea almost as much as Sweetiebuse. Scootaloo being Dash's biggest fan and Dash completely abusing that for her own amusement.

>>29566394
Pretty sure Celestia is really the anthromorphic manifestation of the actual sun and could probably toast him

>Scootabuse

There are certain parts of season 1 that I would like to forget, thank you very much.

>>29566417

Doctor Doom

>>29566464

>>29566449
I don't mind sccotabuse when it mild like a big sister being a dick but actual abuse doesn't interest me.

>>29566470
Wouldn't Magneto crush Doom in his armor?

>>29566475
It made her little montage in F:E delicious.

>>29566437
That's CT. I was there when he streamed drawing it.

Same night he drew ovipositioning Scootaloo I think.

>>29566453
You'll note that she doesn't become capable of flight in any sense until it's already well established that Scootaloo can't fly.

tl;dr Fluttershy is a shitty mother and didn't even bother to teach her foal to do the one thing that makes a pegasus a pegasus.

>>29566479
Do you honestly thing Doom would wear something magnetic?

>>29566475
Well, this one isn't big sister. It's more about failing on a chance and losing a friend. Which is bad enough.

>>29566488
Dude she flies quite good.
And in Dragonshy she was to terrified to fly.

But she still is the shitiest pegasus.
A pegasus afraid of heights?
I mean seriously.

>>29566491
>>29566479

Nigga, he'd make Celestia wish she were facing Magneto

>>29566491
perhaps his entire encasing suit of motherfucking metal?

>>29566488
She managed to stay off of the ground and fly around with relative ease in her flashback, and while she was a little older than scoot, it seemed to be purely psychological reasons stopping her flying.

But you're right, Fluttershy would seem to be a pretty terrible mother, what with never acknowledging her relationship with either her daughter or her father even when it would be appropriate to do so.

>>29566499
Read that in Dash's voice.

>>29566303

>>29566500
Doom would make the ponies love him. And turn away from the princesses.
>>29566505
>All metal is magnetic.
Goddamn you dumb.

>>29566505
Joks on magneto, it's not magnetic

>>29566520
The iron in his blood is.

>>29566488

Faust said that Scootaloo's wings are not fully developed yet.

>>29566484
>go to a brony meeting
>complain that people should shut the fuck up about ponies

LOGIC

>>29566524
>He thinks those magnetic bands the fucking TV sells effect your blood.
>He thinks blood is magnetic.

>>29566494

>>29566517

>>29566524

Pretty sure hemoglobin, despite containing iron, isn't ferromagnetic.

>>29566457
Dash has a little potbelly when she's sitting upright.

>>29566466

good lord Ego exist
phew

>>29566545
I don't recall that stopping Magneto before.

>>29566557
I don't recall Magneto ripping the blood out of something.

>>29566549
fat pony is best pony

>>29566535

I am reminded of this

>>29566500

Pretty sure Celestia would melt Doom's armor into his flesh resulting in a agonizing death for Doom

>>29566538
I'm not sure I like that colouring. It doesn't capture the sad Scootaloo in the last panel. Unfortunately, because I really want that picture in colour.

>>29566572
Getting fused to your armor.
Simps- F:E did it.

>>29566569
>back when r9k was still a thing
ah i remember those days

>>29566545
It's weakly diamagnetic.

Magneto could make it push away slightly, nothing fatal.

See: Live frogs being levitated via magnetism

>>29566572
>implying Doom didn't predict this

>>29566435
Don't worry
Come season two she will speak, and I will have all the more reason to love her.

>>29566597
Or she wont.
And that monster I helped make will be real.

There was this thread some time ago on /co/
Magneto vs Ironman.
Anyway someone said that he controls the entire electromagnetic spectrum.
I may not know to much about this subject but I'm pretty sure that's quite powerful.

>EQD in their own aspergers and going batshit crazy before Season 2 with some nameless "brony" podcast.
>Not even calling Magneto Magnetrot

I wish Season 2 already started...

>>29566615
Comic book nerds love to overpower their favorite characters when the authors haven't limited them too much in canon.

>>29566613
Or right before every time she tries to speak someone cuts her off.

How much does the average pony shit in one sitting, I need to know for a fan fic.

>>29566615
>Entire electromagnetic spectrum.
>He could liquefy your organs simply by having you near some speakers.

For the longest time we did Scootabuse and Sweetiebuse. Has there ever been Applebuse?

Doom vs Ponies: how it would play out

>Pony: "Wanna be friends?"
>Doom: "No."
>Plasma Beam to the face

>>29566644
>pony looks confused and then vomits rainbows on Doom

>>29566636
And we call it a draw and laugh at the masses.

>>29566635
Found the thread
http://archive.no-ip.org/co/thread/25076620

anyway
>Hell, right before House of M he was using magnetism to mind-control people.

Well fuck...

>>29566597
>>29566435

And there will be an episode where Rainbow Dash is in love with a male Wonderbolt and with the help of her friends finally finds the courage to ask him out.

> me watching the generals burn to the ground that night.

>>29566644
>Pony: Wanna hug?
>Doom: Well...
>Hugs
>Pony is crushed to a pulp

>>29566634
>suffocating in their own aspergers
Damn, I derped superbad. again.

>>29566566
How is such a fat mashmallow capable of flight?

>>29566615
the electromagnetic spectrum is the spectrum of electromagnetic radiation. aka light. that has nothing to do with magnets/magnetic attraction

>>29566665
Magic

>>29566665
marshmallows are very light

>>29566666
MoThErFuCkIn MaGnEtS.

>anons trying to troll ponyfags
>ponyfags too stupid to be trolled
>trolling anons too dumb to toll

HA HA, you kids are fucking retarded!

>>29566641
sound waves ≠ waves from electromagnetic radiation

>>29566691
This is a troll.

>>29566691
>Doesn't understand that pony generals are just trolls trolling trolls for the past year.

>>29566685
That will be the second best thing about Season 2

>Doom
>not recruiting Ponies for Latveria and making a deal with Celestia

>>29566685
im hoping they script luna entirely in shakespearian

>>29566685
I'll love her no matter what ;_;

Luna <3

What is with Magneto all of a sudden?

>>29566709
Ponies are totally metal.

>>29566685

>>29566709
Magneto confirmed for Season 2

>>29566708
>I'll love her no matter what ;_;

>Luna <3

No.

>>29566714
Metal as fuck

>>29566720
/)^ε^(\

>Although Magneto's primary power is magnetism, he seems to have some ability to project or manipulate any form of energy that is related to magnetism. In the past he has fired a bolt of electricity, he has ... created enough intense heat to destroy a metal door. Heat, or infrared radiation, is part of the electromagnetic spectrum, which also includes visible light, radio waves, ultraviolet light, gamma-rays, and x-rays. Magneto may be able to project any of these. He has also been shown creating an anti-gravity field, and presumably does so whenever he levitates a non-magnetic object.

Apparently he indeed does control all this but it isn't powerful enough to use it.
If someone more powerful then Magneto had Magneto's power set he could probably do it.

Anyway this is what I found.

Fluttershy's favorite band is meshuggah.

>>29566728
>Anti-gravity
>Levitating non ferromagnetic materials

What is diamagnetism

>>29566728
>implying Magneto won't master this

>>29566728
>infrared radiation = heat


NO

NO.

THAT IS NOT HOW HEAT WORKS.

WOW LOOK THIS MATTER IS IN A STATE OF HIGH ENERGY

THIS CAN BE CAUSED BY INFRARED RADIATION AND IT CAN CAUSE THE EMISSION OF IT BUT INFRARED IS DEFINITELY NOT HEAT

>>29566708
> Luna <3
> <3

Lunafag detected
I bet you was the first in a row with giant transparent - FOR THE LUNAR EMPIRE

fucking fanatics

>>29566755
I just posted what I found.
Sorry

>>29566728
he could have made that heat by making the door vibrate really fast

also pretty much everything is weakly magnetic and can be levitated with magnetism

Hey, Pohnez fahgs,
Why dihd theh pohne cross theh roahd?

To beh murdered.

by meh.

with ah guhn.

are we talking about magneto because of this or is ED monitoring this thread?

>>29566763
Your undying love for fluttershy couldn't be more apparent.

Come, give her a hug.

>>29566766
What?
I don't know.
Someone mentioned Magneto in the past thread and it sorta went downhill from there.

>>29566763
Poor phone.N0o one deserves that.

>>29566763
I miss this show.

>>29566657
>>29566657
>>29566657

> me joining you watching the whole thing burn.

>>29566566
Everybody assumes she eats so much because flying around that much takes a lot of energy.

But the real reason is that she just really fucking likes food.

Kicking is mean
Rainbow Dash tows her

These ponies are clearly underage.

>>29566766
firced mem
oh wait I just realized

> EqD and it's crowd easily plays on the strings of 4chan

fuck, that's clever lol
you all get owned like a kids

>>29566785
>>29566657
That day will be glorious.

But someone must also monitor ponychan to see all the faggots that quit the fandome for this.

>>29566766
someone posted a magneto pony and some glorious magneto fanfiction

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rfMInWXeDd7XLx5huxGnrxlPMxyroQoQaXkpWWPpqKw/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

>>29566795
>Live on their own
>Old enough to be parent figures to the fillies
>Run their own businesses
>Get sent around the country by the princess

Naw, they're more like college student age.

>>29566785
>implying Dash would let something silly like gender stop her anyway

>>29566755
>I AM RETARDED
>ALLOW ME TO SHOW THIS TO YOU BY TELLING A METHOD OF HEATING DOES NOT HEAT.
> NFRARED GRILLS DO NOT COOK MEAT BUT BROWN IT TO DONE!

>>29566802
I hated being sent around the country by our princess when I was in college.

>>29566809
But you have to admit the sex was fantastic..

I AM MAGNETO. MASTER OF MAGNET.

YOU ARE. DEAD.

I KILL YOU. X-CHICKEN.

>>29566657
>>29566685
>>29566797
Well with everyone wanting it it doesn't look like the generals will burn at all.

>>29566755
seems you havnt realized light and heat are the same thing

I already have enough problems with Four Turtles!
I don't need these crayola horses running around too!
And what is a pony anyways? A retarded midget horse?

>>29566821
they aren't.

>>29566809
Pfft
You think you had it hard.
So I study magic and she sends me to a backwater village with a library smaller then my own room to study Friendship.
All this 24 hours before some mythical monster escapes from the moon.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES FRIENDSHIP HAS TO DO WITH MAGIC ANYWAY?

>>29566827
any form of heat we feel is just energy from light outside the visible spectrum

>>29566824
You can keep the horses at bay with alcohol.

Did you not know you could do the same thing with the turtles if you just sent them Pizza?

>>29566824
They're highly evolved sentient quadrapeds that have nothing to do with midget horses.

But yeah, they're fucking retarded.

>>29566834
Ponyville's library has everything.

It's like Candlekeep.

Uhh... this one time Beavis shoved a my little pony toy in our neighbor's lawn mower. Uhh hu hu...

>>29566837
>implying we don't also feel heat from light in the visible spectrum
>implying that makes them the same thing

You ponies have three seconds to give me what i want, or the heads start rolling!

heat is movement and light does not stop moving

take that as you will

What would happen if ponies got their own board on 4chan?

>>29566834
You think you had it bad?
I was imprisoned in, not on, IN THE FUCKING MOON.
I was the moon for a thousand fucking years, unable to move, hit by random space derbies. I finally get freed and a group of meddling kids fucking defeats me in the span of a half hour.

>>29566874
I need a pony in a shark suit.

With a candygram.

>>29566874
oh shit were about to die

>>29566880
Things would get even worse.

>>29566851
Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one who did that.

When I was a kid my grandma got me one of those big brother ponies so I threw it on the lawn and ran over it with a lawn mower until it was mangled beyond recognition.

C'mon peeps, heat flows between matter by radiation AND conduction.

...

>>29566897
FUCK YOU YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER

>>29566897
Whoa there.

Calm down.

>>29566881
At least nobody makes fun of you and treat you like a retard because of a FUCKING MEDICAL CONDITION THAT I WAS BORN WITH.

THE THOUGHT I WAS IN RELATIONSHIP WITH A FUCKING FORK!

You rang?

>>29566897
Plank likes ponies

I'm delicious.

>>29566897
i dunno brain, where are we going to find a plumber at this time of night?

i dont even watch this show but i am uncomfortably attracted to pinkie pie

like man i want to love her with all i got

emotionally.

what the fuck

shes a horse

>>29566912

Go away before I gently kill you out of existance.

>>29566854
>implying the answer wasnt simplified to fit context
>implying any transfer of heat whatsoever is related to the kinetic energy of the atoms involved, often in the form of change in the quantum levels of the electron orbitals, which is the same way energy can be released as a photon

back to the original point
>implying infrared radiation isnt thermal radiation

>>29566920
BUT SUCH A PRETTY HORSE.

>>29566897
It's funny because most of the people working on this show also worked on Ed Edd and Eddy.

>>29566910
YOU CAN'T ENGLISH

>>29566924
It sears a steak to juicy perfection.

>>29566912
No.

>>29566927
no

fuck you squares.

im outta here, losers.

We're going to war! Get on your great whites and grab a rocket launcher!

>>29566930
Hey, you try looking at a keyboard and a ceiling fan and type.
With your snout.

>>29566920

Better late than never to just admit you like ponies

>>29566934
You can't escape.

>>29566920
Sounds serious.

>>29566934
Gilda, is that you?

>>29566920
her special talent is making other people happy, anonymous
she could be anything you want her to be, and then some

>>29566935
Oh shit!

Whatever dudes.
This is my story and I'm sticking with it.

>>29566920
>don't watch the show
>like Pinkie

I don't believe you.

Everything about Pinkie is repellent on the surface.

You have to get to know her to appreciate how great she is.

Come on, grab your friends.

The pain and pleasure never ends.

all light is heat. not all heat is light. get your shit together /co/

>>29566932
>Bullet Sponge.
>Fanart
>Not getting horribly shot.

>>29566958
>pinkie
>repellent

I am the night...

>>29566970

>>29566970
No.
HE IS THE NIGHT

>>29566970
naaaw man celesteeya the night just look she puts the sun down an evaryang

>>29566970
fuck you batdog,
i'm keep'n the beer!

>>29566982
sproing

>>29566982
But my hands were on my keyboard...
I am confused.

>>29566982

>>29566982
>filename

I imagined I was getting a wingjob from a hot angel chick and got a boner, but then I realized it was supposed to be a pony and lost my boner for all eternity.

he'll never catch up to me!

>>29566968
She's offensively pink, hyper, and seemingly "random."

The only other pony more repellent on the surface is Rarity. Both characters succeed in part by averting the cliches associated with their archetypes.

All right

don't blame me, you guys were the ones who asked for this

>>29567007

>>29567007
>don't blame me

Is thanking the same as blaming?

>>29567007

Why would you heed such a request? That's simply awful.

>>29567007
>I never as- oh nevermind.

>>29567007

Whoa, I was just playing some PvZ and this shit happened.

>>29567013
...what's so awful about it? Is there some Pokey stigma I'm not aware of?

>>29566964
'Pip' means 'to shoot' as well as 'to get shot' you know

>>29567007
Mr Glitter Glue...
I know you probably hate me by now but can you please do this with Rarity and Twilight?
Whenever you have time...

>>29567020
Yes.

He's a known sex offender.

Protip: The name "Pokey" has nothing to do with the horn on his head

>>29567032
i'd murder three people to have reuniclus's artistic abilities.

Do I smell Scootabuse thread?

Dr.Tran, he's tough, he's suave , but can he handle all this pony?
How many ponies is he gonna need to neuter to gain their trust?
Will he sell his soul to the pony underworld of cockfighting?
And can he overcome his growing addiction for pony meth?

>>29567040
last person id expect to hear that from
>>29567041
long as it aint sweetieabuse go wild

>>29567041
Does it really count if she enjoys it?

>>29567024
Ask and ye shall receive!

>>29567048
HA

I hope these threads get better when season 2 comes out.

Oh, who am I kidding? We all know they won't.

>>29567045

I HATE PONIES! PONIES SMELL!

>>29567000
ponies are like, a million times more attractive than angels as they're described in the bible. Fucking lovecraftian, man.

...

WHY

>>29567052
you raise a valid point...

>>29567007
I really shouldn't know what this is referencing.

>>29567040
I've got most everything of his saved to my reference folder for studying.

>>29567045
but he's not a doctor!

>>29567046
man, i can't help my envy, the guy's got a skill i'd kill for (figuratively, haha)

>>29567024

His art is so simple, yet so amazing. All I can do well is silly faces.

>>29567047
Ponies don't feel pain, Scoota just enjoys his time with Rainbow Dash, that's all.

>>29567021
I love that little magnetic protagonist.
But fuck if the last chapter fucking hurt.
Dat filly shouting her devil mare title. Dat minor breakdown.

>>29567059
take a fucking shower twilight, you smell of dried semen and shame

>>29567063
little known fact, you gain someones courage if you eat their heart, you gain someones ability if you eat their art

Finally finished with this damn picture.

What does MPLG think about it?

>>29567077
That's very good.

>>29567077

thats pretty sweet.

i wish i had combat arms.

>>29567077
She has my hear in her glass.

>>29567073

>>29567007

if you look at pokey's horn and imagine it's his ear he looks like a donkey

>>29567077
Looks good, but cant be Jensen.
She DID sask for that, I'm sure

>>29567077
She totally asked for that.

Why didn't you post this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsjuKpfWnto

>>29567077
I am horrified.

But why did you sign it?

>>29567073
>implying she feels shame
it's for research purposes

>>29567105
Eh, out of habit.

I can remove it if it's a bother.

Whose position would you rather be in?

You know you would kill to be one of them

>>29567117
Lyra

>>29567062
would you mind sharing some of it? there's so little on his dA and i can't even remember the link

>>29567077
it's fantastic! the lines are a bit strange, they look like they need a proper inking, but otherwise it looks great, man!

>>29567117
Lyra because unicorn

Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.Haunter Haunt Haunt Haunt Haunter Haunt.

>>29567073
/r/ing ponies in showers

>>29567123
I'm only aware of the stuff on his DA.

>>29567123
Yeah I cannot into inking. Seriously.

I might dedicate some time to fix that later, but as of right now, I've spent like 7 hours on that thing non-stop and need to rest.

That color scheme is rape of the eyes.

>>29567041
I support this. I've already posted all the scootabuse I have though.

There is one picture that I know of that's too horrible to post. The one by Erika Cane. The same artist as this one. How she could make this cute picture and that rape-picture is beyond me.

>>29567128
I read a 2nd person pokemon fapfic recently to get a feel for the writing style.

It was pretty much exactly like this.

I ams teh nyte

>>29567143

>>29567147
>I liek chocolate milke

>>29567048
Dammit...
Ok let's try this again.

Mr Glitter Glue...
I know you probably hate me by now but can you please do this with Rarity and Twilight?
Whenever you have time...

So did the deadline for friend-off pass already?

>>29567132
Bukakkes are also showers, anon.

>>29567153
MRS. BUZZY ISN'T REAL

>>29567117
Bonbon because I would be holding Lyra for ransom.

>What do you like more, your wallet or this pony? Pay up.

No, you don't understand!
Ponies will never have breasts!

>>29567135
ah, right, no worries, then. sorry about that.

>>29567140
ha, you poor soul! thanks for your efforts anyway, you're really good. keep at it when you feel better, looking forward to seeing more!

>>29567164
But the toy is real...It exist.
You also have no prove that she isn't real...

>>29567168
good, they would be weird otherwise.
>>29567160
dinofag said the deadline was flexible

>>29567168
why are we supposed to care

its not like ponies are sexy

meanwhile everyone else on /co/ is fapping to anthro cats

>>29567128
Haunter was my powerhouse in Pokemon Red. All my other guys were in the 40-50 range, and I had Haunter at fucking 70-something without any Rare Candies.

I had to reload the Mewtwo fight so many times because I kept accidentally killing him and I was a dumb kind who had already used my one Master Ball on Moltres.

You ponies in need of a, shave?

>>29567168
But the do have breasts.

>>29567180
What the fuck are you doing here Discord? You're early

>>29567180
I have this covered, go back to your penguins.

>>29567180

>>29567180
Sorry the job is already taken...

>>29567178
they aren't?

damnit boner, you lied to me!

>>29567122
>>29567127
I would want Bonbon to squeeze me protectively too, Anon, it's okay.

>>29567194
Boners lie all the time, anonymous.

It's normal.

>>29567201
and then they bring the shame
ALWAYS WITH THE SHAME

>>29567203
You wouldn't have shame if your penis wasn't a pathological liar.

>>29567203
fucking brain
>let boner tell you what to find attractive
>feel ashamed about it
>never give me a concious choice about any of this

if there was any doubt that /b/ bronies were faggots, its gone now

>>19959418
>>19959418
>>19959418
>>19959418

making new throd

>>29567206
You are lucky.
My boner is a cereal murder.
But he only kills other murders.

>>29567209
>Get boner to weird shit
>Mind fills with NO
>Actually see big red NOs
>Start thinking about baseball
>Boner dies

Pussy.

>>29567210
man, fuck my life
>>>/mu/19959418

i once got a boner to cereal

without any milk

>>29567214
>Dexterection

forgive my vulgarity haha

>>29567231
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>>29567231
>>29567231
>>29567231
>>29567231
>>29567231
>>29567231
NEW THROD

>>29567221
>surprise boner about unwanted topic
>think about something else
>mind merges the two
>ponies are now playing baseball
>batsmare wiggling her ass in the air as she gets ready to swing
fucking boners, man

I have come across the part where Velvet and Calamity fuck
I can now go to bed

oh, image limit, hello
new thread where?