http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfSIQxR8V-o&feature=feedu

Because obvious joke here!

ATTENTION /co/

PONIES REPORTED IN THIS COMMUNITY.

CODE:

LOCK

CAUTERIZE

STABILIZE.

because the eagle was busy with other shit

just go with it you fucking nerd, be happy you've even got this faggy series of movies to jack off to

These ponies think they can keep us Apes down?!
It's time..for a revolution! For too long our kind has been looked down upon by these beasts because of their superior intellect, magical abilities and flying capabilities.

Well today's the day we take over! By the end of today it will be the day will be ours and we can finally begin to see a New World Order to ensure the very survival of our species.

Your favorite Pony is sad, how do you cheer them up?

Pinkie Pie gets a PARTY!

They tried to

Bill never made it home

>>29507159
buy her a book

>>29507159

>>29507153
Administer.

5 ration points deducted.

Episode 3 delayed.

>>29507159
I feel like there isn't much you can do for Luna besides enjoy her night.
So enjoy the night-time and do some stargazing, I guess, maybe some flowers or something too?

NMM is simple - eternal night!

>>29507159
Vinyl Scratch? Lordy, I'd imagine she'd have all the DJ equipment she could possibly want, probably something shiny and neon. And a hug.

>>29507177
Security alert. Illegal counter-pony content singularity faget detected. Deploy, diagnose, dissect.

>>29507192
I think Scratch would probably just want a fresh hit so her high didn't wear off

>>29507159

take her to the observatory

>have 10,000 cool fanart ideas
>have zero drawing talent

It hurts so bad.

>>29507196
fucking stoners

So I just woke up from the worst dream ever. Basically the first episode of season 2 cold-opened into some sort of inner-city classroom with a bunch of (human) minority kids in it (think Proud Family) and they were talking about hip-hop or gangsters or something. So then a projector in the room turns on, and Derpy comes on the screen, telling them that they have to come to Equestria to help defeat some evil or something, and she was talking, but she sounded like a literal retard, drooling and spitting all over the place. So then they all went to Equestria and played video games with Rainbow Dash or something and it was awful. Also the animation looked completely different, like it was done by a high school student.

The rest of the dream was me trying to come to terms with this shit. Hold me, MLP General.

Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)08:10 No.29507153
ATTENTION /co/

PONIES REPORTED IN THIS COMMUNITY.

CODE:

LOCK

CAUTERIZE

STABILIZE.

Anonymous 09/09/11(Fri)08:12 No.29507177
You are charged with...anti-civil activity level one. Protection unit prosecution code; duty, sword, operate.

YOU ARE CHARGED WITH

ANTI-MASCULINE ACTIVITY LEVEL ONE.

PROTECTION UNIT PROSECUTION CODE:

DUTY.

SWORD.

OPERATE.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SONIC RAINBOOM INTO MORDOR!

>>29507206
Ces't la vie.

one does not simply ride a pony into mordor

>>29507206

be a useless piece of shit and make requests

that's what I do...

>>29507177

Uh, Hardpoint Nomad, reactive pony restrictors and report.

...

Hardpoint nomad, reactive your pony restritors and report.

...

Nomad, get those restrictors back on line, your sector shows active equines.

>>29507213
Oh no, a spelling error.

No no no no no no no

so has that season 2 teaser screenshot got released yet

>>29507206
This is why drawfriends exist, go stalk someone with your requests and bask in the glow of partial contribution.

Or learn to draw. I hear it can be done...

>>29507209
That sounds like the worst thing ever.

>>29507213
oh yes fluttershy, talk more in French to me, you little slut.

>>29507209
Dude, this is an awesome plot

THUNDERHORSE

>>29507159

>Lyra

I WHIP OUT MY hugs.

>>29507224
>stalk someone with your requests and bask in the glow of partial contribution.

Am I the only one who hates that feel?

>>29507236
but she only wants Bonbon's hugs...

She will take all of your HUMAN CLOTHES AND ACCESSORIES

>>29507226
Vous êtes un bâtard malade

>>29507231
All straight shipping with Rainbow Dash is NTR imo.

Well, I think I've been completely corrupted. I was watching Fluttershy's song during her cutie mark chronicle, and the only thing I could think about was Fillyshy getting gangbanged by all the animals.

French is a shitty language.

>>29507249
What the fuck is NTR

LEAKED EPISODE 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Ykf4R8lLM&feature=related

>>29507250
Nice job.

>>29507255
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold#Cuckoldry_as_a_fetish

>>29507249

not intentional enough

>>29507255

>Netorare (寝取られ), sub-genre of hentai reading and games, where a male protagonist is betrayed by his wife or lover. The unique objective of NTR is to play with the "jealous feelings" of the reader or player.

>>29507256
oh shit it's legit you guys

>>29507250
Welcome to the Corruption.

>>29507252
Vous pouvez aller merde vous anonyme

>>29507255
Netorare (寝取られ) are games where someone steals the heroine away from the protagonist.

These types of games are designed to cause the player to have sexual jealousy.

For a game to be classified as Netorare the following conditions must be met:
1. The heroine must be close (osananajimi, etc.), romantically involved or a close relative (sister, mother, etc.) with the protagonist.

2. If it is an eroge, related sexual events are explicitly shown to the player or later described in detail.

Category
Sexual content

Aliases
NTR
affair
cheating

Ex: Spike goes over to Rarities house to proclaim his love but sees her having sex with a guard pony.

>>29507246
BAISE TOI
TU BAISER BAISANT

>>29507159
Hold her close and tell her she's amazing, and that she can do anything she wants if she puts her mind to it, and don't let her stop believing that.

>>29507252

>French accents

I tried to render Pip here
Lol how do I render?
I was gonna post last thread but somebody fucking spammed Nyx

>>29507277
>KISS YOU YOU TO KISS KISSING

>>29507273
oh oui, crache moi à la geule ma petite salope. J'aime ça autant toi, sale pute.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapapfpapfapfpafpafpapfa*

>>29507288
uh

yeah i got a D in french

>>29507294
I'm just using a translator

>>29507288
"baiser" also means 'to fuck".

If fluttershy saw your penis how would she react?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dju-xCstbZ0&feature=related

>>29507288
Ignore him, he's was never the same after... well, we don;t talk about it anymore.

>>29507294
C'est tres fromage, et tu? Bon pomme, mon amie?

yeah, me too

>>29507306
Given that nudity is normal over there, she probably wouldn't

>>29507305
>Baiser means both kiss and to fuck
And here I thought French was a terrible language.

>>29507306

>>29507305
Whoops

>>29507285
I like it.

>>29507308
>that's very cheese, and you? Good apple, my friend?

>>29507306

Like so.

>>29507306

>>29507314
Would a FiM-style drawn human have no penis?

>>29507317

>>29507322
god dammit sentenal what did we tell you about the backwards-ing!

>>29507306

>>29507327

a FiM-style drawn human would probably be fully dressed at all times

>>29507330
BLAME 4CHAN+

>>29507327
depends whether it's the birds and the bees episode or not

>>29507325
UNF

Let's discuss how they changed the plots in season 2.

I mean come on, it looks so fucking retarded now.

I just woke up from a dream about me getting upset that I couldn't find work and Colgate came in and started mothering me for a week making sure I had brushed my teeth, washed up and combed my hair each day.

>>29507334
Well, FiM had monkeys, and human are just big hairless monkeys...

>>29507338
Funny.

>>29507347

Sounds better than mine.

>>29507346
>implying they've actually changed the plots
they're just reusing them from season 1

this applies to both the asses and storylines

>>29507347
Now that's what I call a cool story.

>>29507363
no YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
SHE WAS EVERYWHERE
There was a part where she asked about my underwear IN CLASS

>>29507322
Thanks. I know there's a lot more to do I just got lazy
I think I'll lie down

>>29507347
I'm tired, I think I am going to close my eyes for a bit...

>>29507382

Welp.

>>29507347
And then you pulled her into your bed and started railing her tight little candy vag, right?

>>29507382
I wish I'd have had an adorable marshmallow pony trying to get my underwear when I was at school

>>29507346
You're right.

How am I expected to fap to screenshots now?

>>29507367
>reusing plots

Here's something I thought about last night, because I am a loser and I had poni on the brain before I fell asleep: how could the writers do a "Fluttershy is a doormat and lets everyone take advantage of her kind nature / she learns to be less of a doormat" episode without it turning into a rehash of Applebuck Season and/or GIYC?

>>29507317
most people would never use "baiser" directly, since the double entendre is stronger than the real meaning. you'l either talk about "un baiser" (a kiss), of being very explicit about the action. like "il lui baisa la joue pour montrer son amour" (he kissed her on the cheek to show his love). "il la baisa" == he fucked her.

>>29507394
>>29507395
you guys are weird
never change

>french
>study it 8 years
>at the end know even less then at the beginning
>still had high grades at it

French is the only thing I cheated at...
Fuck it I hate it

>>29507409
Interesting.

Dammit, two days in a row of learning new things about French.

>>29507444
Isn't learning fun?

>>29507403
I don't see how what you're saying sounds like a rehash at all. We just follow Fluttershy visiting all her friends through a week in her life, and in each instance her needs or wants get stepped on, or he has to go way too out of her way to help her friends.

It leads to her at home, being miserable, until Rainbow Dash shows up and berates her for being such a wuss.

Then she [spoilers]snaps completely and decides the best way to show her friends that she's not to be taken lightly is to kidnap and torture each of them. She starts with Rainbow Dash, everyone's favorite sadism victim, because she was the one who prompted Fluttershy into her insanity in the first place, and therefore deserves the biggest 'thank you'...

Angel Bunny is her assistant, delivering hack-saws and surgical blades as she coos softly into Dash's ear while the blue pegasus struggles futiley against her bonds - "Oh Rainbow Dash, thank you so much for your help, however will I show you how greatful I am..."

And then the incisions begin.[/spoiler]

>>29507434

I had a Russian French teacher.

You did not hate French the way I hate French. You haven't hated French until you've heard it in a Russian accent.

>>29507454
I kind of wish it was more about German than French.

Took four years of German, still only have limited elementary usage of the language

>>29507265
I found it surprising just how big of a role Derpy plays in this episode.

>>29507458
Thank you, Average EqD Fanboy.

Anyone else?

>>29507472

>>29507468

the extra portion of the game was bullshit

>>29507256
FUCK YEAH TWILIGHT'S OWL IS BACK

>>29507458
The main problem with that is that it's exactly what dash had been hoping for ever since they met

>>29507472
you come up with something better then, crybaby

>>29507434
My elementary school taught us German and Spanish.

Spanish is kind of blurry to me and the only word I know in German besides Milche is HAUSAGABE which is homework

o boy, we're nearly hitting the last week of wait. I'm surprisingly overwhelemend, considering I dropped pony threads a few days after season finale aired

>>29507496
LOL RE-USING CLOPFIC LINES GOOD JOB HOPPIP

>>29507496
damnit hoppip, stop reusing filenames
how else am I meant to clop?!

>>29507496

>>29507488
unf

>>29507496

>>29507496

>>29507468
Yeah I did cause everyone at /v/ told me to just like they told not to get the first Devil Summoner

>>29507495
>Milch
>Hausaufgaben
>Not Überraschung or Entschuldigung

>>29507495
I could have chosen German instead of french..
I was more interested in German then French...
I only chose French so I can be better then my cousin that knew basic French at the time...

Needless to say she speaks French fluently now. I'm still better at English though.

>>29507458

Nooo, no. She takes out all her suppressed rage on Angel and kills him. This goes into a deal of her learning how to not be a doormat and the right ways of venting anger.

>>29507521
>Not ACHTUNG

>>29507514
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B84MBr_wDsU&feature=mh_lolz&list=LLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q

>>29507509
>>29507508
>>29507510
>>29507514
>>29507517
THEN GO FIND ME SOME NEW ONES

>>29507534
is that george takei?

i am unsurprisingly aroused

>>29507530
Kind of reminds me of this picture.

>>29507542
Indeed.

Fascinating.

>>29507540
hey, the marker isn't our job, hoppip, get your shit together

we'll let it slide this time, but you better have some new material for the next post

>>29507521
Well Entschuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuldigung me princess!

>>29507513
She's spent her whole life feeling out of control, but trying to pretend she is. To finally be given no choice, to have her life placed in another's hooves, is a shocking experience for her. And at the end of it all, as she lies there, half broken and bleeding, her wings sprawled across the ground beside her, she looks at fluttershy with a tear in her eye and asks "Same time next week?"

>>29507553
Aw man, you ruined it.

A for effort though.

>>29507540
Damnit hoppip, that's not our job

There needs to be a pmv of pinkie pie partying to the bee gees.

STAYIN ALIIIIIVE

>>29507522

>Learn German in high-school
>Fuck this is boring
>Teacher is a bitch
>Meet ex in it
>We date
>She keeps asking me to buy her things
>Nope
>Get dumped because of that

WELL THAT WAS FUN.

Now I learn cuss words in German from my uncle since I dropped out of German class.

ATTENTION WHORING MODE: ACTIVATE.

>>29507530

No, even worse. She takes out her repressed rage by cajolling a bear to rape every one in the town. After that, Fluttershy is forced to see a psychiatrist because even when she's going full-force rage at you, it's through a bear-penis and not her own control, and that's sad and messed-up.

>>29507557
Maybe one day I won't destroy everything I love :(

Will there be a Celestia-only ep in season 2?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_cf3EneWIo

>>29507568
German swearwords are boring, Arschloch is the only one I can spout out without having to go into the brain dictionary.

You like the attention don'tcha? Yeah, you know what daddy likes--No kissing, don't want the wife to know.

>>29507568
Dafty, you sure are sappier than usual today. What gives?

>>29507568

>>29507595
For fucks sake. Where the hell is the UMG, and why the hell can't I watch their stuff?

>>29507595
i would cream my pants

also HAHA AMERICAFAG THIS VID IS NOT AVAILABLE IN UR CONTRY OF FATSPERGERS DEAL WITH IT

How mean

>>29507210
Sector is not secure.
Outbreak, outbreak, outbreak!

>>29507595
>This video contains content from UMG. It is not available in your country.

>>29507595
But... I'm American :'|

>>29507617
How's that anarchy in the U.K.?

>>29507595
>This video contains content from UMG. It is not available in your country.
...
>disable Common Sense 2011
>use random proxy or probably virus filled site

No matter what it will be worth it and I still have MSE

>>29507617
Aww, well now I know how it feels to be every other country now.

>>29507607

I am? I find it sweet that you're concerned. But i'm okay.

>>29507640
>implying the UK can get that video
Nope.

>>29507653
...where else is MLP broadcasted?

>>29507640
no im amurrkian so i woudntkno

I never understood the point of region locking youtube videos

I mean what the hell, doesn;t that subvert the entire point of youtube on the internet

>>29507658
Canadialand

>>29507617

so what was the video?

>>29507658
Canadia

Ask Berry Punch updated... sort of.

http://askberrypnuch.tumblr.com/post/9992078227/im-flattered-yo-i-really-am-i-cant-believe

>>29507668
no i got the umg thing too. sorry

Also I finally watched the French Trixie.

So Totally Amalia

twilight why does your cutie mark have to be such a bitch to cut out

I think that the video could be viewed if you use a proxy with an IP based in a different country. Just a suggestion.

>>29507670
>>29507666
Oh, so moose's watch cartoon ponys because they envy their non-perma frosted wasteland?

...wait, they have cable? And TV's?

>>29507610
As I read the first panel, my brain visualized a woman painting her nails and suddenly punching a passing guy for no reason.

Twinkie?

>>29507692
You forgot Tim Hortons

>>29507306

Those bits of metal aren't really going through it, are they?

>>29507692
We get steroegraphic images transmitted to us through wire and broadcast them through our black and white projectors - the snow of the igloo makes a really good screen so we don't even have to buy a lot of the equipment.

>>29507704
Twipie or Pielight

>>29507687
>Hoppip trying to cut out Twilights cutiemark to recolor her and make an OC
Shame Hobbit. SHAME

>>29507704
>TerseSummoned.jpg

>>29507713
Very impressive.

Well played sir.

>>29507713

dontchaknow

>>29507687
I read this in Pinkie Pie's voice and simultaneously imagined her hacking at Twilights cutie mark while Twilight is strapped to a table stained with blood, both old and fresh.

Congratulation!
By starting reading this text you are now forced to kill your favorite pony in front of everyone else. There is no alternative

Good luck

>>29507749
Yay, my fetish.

>>29507749

>>29507749
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29507724
and i just came back and all!
we dropping twinkie? i'm game!

also, to the anon who said The Answer sucked, you are legitimately correct

PERSONA 4 PORTABLE GUYS, WHO ELSE IS PSYCHED, I KNOW I AM!

>>29507749

I never read anything on the Internet that starts with

Congratulations!

>>29507749
Oh no! It's a good thing the ponies aren't real...

>>29507749
>implying i have a favourite pony

>>29507757
>Persona 4 Portable

that's a thing?
please tell me that's a thing

>>29507745
thanks for this

I don't know why but apparently it's 'gratuitously gory morning time' today, and I'm LOVING IT

>>29507769
http://www.famitsu.com/news/201109/01049308.html

>Blackout
>Get off work

Neat

>>29507778
>black out
>ponis

>>29507769
it is a thing, and it is the best thing
i can honestly say i have never been this psyched for a vidya before, ever

http://www.siliconera.com/2011/09/07/persona-4-the-golden-screenshots-show-new-character-and-event-s
cenes/

GOTYAY already decided

>>29507777
>PS Vita
Welp I'm off to /v/ to see the new thread between nintendofags and sonyfags.

It will be interesting.

>>29507788

Different power provider?

>>29507749

>Kill Lyra
>Obtain Bonbon

The world works in mysterious ways.

>>29507777
>moonspeak
Despite your quads, I can not understand what the fuck I'm looking at.

>>29507757
..........THAT was the big Persona announcement?
THAT?
That's it?

>>29507809
Nice.

>>29507812
there's also a persona 3 & 4 crossover 2D fighter and persona 5 is in development!

>>29507768
What a dashing fella he looks like.

>>29507826
FACELESS WHICH PONY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO COVER IN BUTTER AND RUB ALL OVER YOURSELF

>>29507826
FACELESS WHICH PONY WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SHOPPING WITH THEN SPRAY WITH AN APHRODISIAC AND FUCK IN THE BATHROOM OF THE MALL

>>29507789
>no female protagonist
>new character looks incredibly lame

Dammit, Atlus. Wearing a hat was supposed to be Naoto's thing.

>>29507832
Default Answer.

Butter Cake~

>>29507817
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHNICE

>>29507843
>>29507832

Facelessmind?

>>29507749
>Kill Twilight
>she comes back to life because magic

We could get up to some kinky shit with this

>>29507854
which pony would you LEAST like to feed a gallon of ranch dressing and then snuggle up to in bed while they struggled to avoid voiding their bowels of creamy ranch goodness?

>>29507843

>>29507854

>>29507865
Ohshit you may have just inspired one of my next stories.

THANK YOU

>>29507870

>>29507873

>>29507843
Twilight, because she'd be so adorably embarrassed afterwards

>>29507882
>>29507870
wait, is that least want to, or feed at least a?

>>29507897
Least want to.

>>29507916
Theeeennnn...

Granny Smith.

>>29507870
>forced feeding
>ranch dressing feces
>Faceless idolotry
>all in the same post

we have sunk to a new low, mlp general

This thread is too slow to distract me from drawing.

>>29507788
California blackout yesterday.
No idea why they let us off though.

>>29507930

>>29507749
How many gallons of blood does the average horse contain?

>>29507832
Twilight, mostly because the latest Mayor Mare update is still stuck in the back of my head

>>29507948
>check update

...why does this seem so familiar...?

>>29507976
because it's a scenario that runs through your mind whenever you close your eyes

Also this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHKTnDNOpg

what the fuck is persona anyway

requesting theroyalplot.jpg
I know one of you has it

and then the thread was die

i blame faceless

>>29508017
I liked P4, but I'm not into fighters.

>>29508063
maybe we should have another pony waifu thread

>>29508074

we always have pony waifu threads...

>>29508084
get your dirty hands off of her

>>29508074
Did someone say pony waifu thread?

>>29508084
Everyone loves Twilight

>>29508129

uh, duh and/or HELLO?

does anyone have that list of tripponies

>waifu thread

I'll just be in the corner with my husbando, then...

>>29508138

>>29508074

she can anally hoof-fist mah ass any day /)^3^(\

>>29508074
Fuck waifus I only want to be friends with them.

>>29508170
I'd like to be friends and more

>>29507930

Hey Tex, can I please request something?

>>29508154
Post more Braeburn, I have a serious lack of images of him, plus he is pretty awesome.

>>29508187
k

>>29508127
nobody ever picks dash
more for me

>>29508187

There really isn't a lot of good Braeburn art. Not surprised, but still upsets me.

>>29508201
What happen to RDfags and PPfags anyway?
They were the most numerous...

I need pictures. Pictures of sitting ponies.

um.. please...

and a lot of the shit I do have is gay shipping, so whatever.

>>29508217

>Braeburn is standing on a giant horse ass

>>29508219
I'm just being quiet.

>>29508220

>>29508241

God dammit.

>>29508219
present

I wish I was female, so I could be fluttershy-like without people giving me shit for it.
Being a doormat feels bad and pathetic, man

>>29508063
Your blame only makes My Little Boner harder.


...wait a minute...

>>29508254
no, fuck you, get your own controller
or let me clean your hooves

>>29508219
But I like Pinkie Pie.

>>29508255
I know man.
But I'm also cursed with Rarity's generosity...

how the fuck do you tame an apple in the first place

>>29508295

>>29508281

Yeah, me too, and I let people take advantage of that too.
We truly are a cursed kind

Daww

>>29508347
>not enough males to go around
>some of the males are gay
how selfish

>>29508361
they're pan. all of them.

>>29508371

>>29508376
Except Rainbow Dash
who's straight

Twilight is smart, in fact she's so smart she even makes good musical choices.

She enjoys the smooth sounds of progressive rock.

>>29508395
>What is friendship?
If only we knew, Twilight. If only we knew.

>Barley any males at the start
>All females are gay
>Males start appearing
>They are also gay

Dammit guys

>>29508437
My Little Shipping: Everything is gay.

>>29508437
we can't let anything get in the way of our glorious lesbian wonderland

>French dub of Trixie

A-Amalia? Is that you?

>>29508437
Straight is boring.

>>29508437

If you're such a homophobe then why did you come onto a gay community site? Get the fuck out of here prude.

the ponies in socks thing was incredibly fucking creepy and im glad i never looked into it

>>29508456
What

>>29508466
are you sure? i only saw cute

I want to fuck Tara Strong while she reads about reproduction from a high school text book in Twilight Sparkle's voice.

>>29508426
I can show you.

>>29508437

>Straight
>2011

>>29508437
For the record, this is my only OTP for the show.

>>29508480
see, that's properly creepy

>>29508437

>>29508491
What kinds of benefits does it come with?

>>29508503
No.
That's just amusing.

>>29508437
What like we're supposed to talk about heterosexual pastel colored ponies? That'd be gay.

>>29508502
Daaaaw, that little blonde unicorn.

>>29508510
Good ones.
I have no god damn twilight pictures

What kind of crazy shipper makes Big Mac gay

>>29508533
All of them.

>>29508529
>no twilight pictures

>>29508525
It looks like r63 Blueblood

>>29508466

i think you must be confusing creepy with adorable.

have some adorable pony in socks!

>>29508545
pointless gif is pointless

>>29508545
I've got like, 10.

>>29508437
Ok...
You make straight ships of the mane cast that could make some sense.

http://www.vancouversun.com/entertainment/Vancouver+Metropolitan+Orchestra+Launches+Ninth+Season/537
3201/story.html

Season 3 confirmed

>>29508550
I think she'd be less annoyng than Prince BB even if she was exactly as insufferable.

Probably because I would molest her anus.

>>29508558

I just saves 'em

>>29508568

that simply will not do

>>29508558
>Bitches don't know bout my .gif crisp quality.

>>29508502
...So Rarity gave herself up to Blueblood, and Braeburn, being the good Christian pony that he is, refused to give her an abortion?

>>29508568
>10
I have 240 drawings with just Twilight.
Also another 200 with Twilight and friends/someone else
Also some Human Twilight

>>29508586
It's good quality, but it barely moves. It should just be a png

>wake up
>ask friend for a story to read
>Derpy clopfic
>wingjob
>whyboner.jpg

>>29508529
So you're offering to show us what it would be like to have friends with benefits?

>>29508525
Have one more

>>29508611
>whywingboner
link?

>>29508611

you can't give that kind of description and then not provide a link

that's just too cruel

>>29508611
we're waiting

>>29508598
Fuck you. It's Braeburn's hair color and Rarity's coat. Blueblood's hair was lighter, I believe.

>>29508611
name?

>>29508577
>And if you’ve ever wondered what an opera singer might do in her time off stage, Chan-Kent has an interesting sideline; she’s an voice-over actress, going into her third season with the animated My Little Pony television series. “I do Silverspoon, the little sister pony, and I do all of the singing for Pinky Pie.” Chan-Kent thinks her ability to do high, child-like voices has been her appeal. “The voice-over world is a very small community, so I was extremely lucky to get an entrée into it.”

>Pinky Pie

I'm guessing it's a typo

>>29508577

>voices silverspoon

why would you advertise that?

>>29508645

>Silverspoon, the little sister pony

yeah all of this is completely inaccurate

>>29508577
her "third season of my little pony" might be second season g4, she could have done voices for g1 or g3/3.5

>>29508437
Straight shipping is gay

>>29508681
fucking heterofags are the cancer killing this fandom

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qtMOV1AIDUOJ2_l_WsuRGoJ1jiWHrQm1YjbiH11bfmE/edit?hl=en_US

short, but man. wingboners.

>>29508697
>massages

thisismyfetish.jpg

>>29508741

>>29508670
I can't seem to find anything about her working on previous gens...

>>29508697
author?

>>29508741

>9/11
>Ponies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bC6NNVwFL0

>>29508697
>With a smirk, you firmly grasp the base of her wings and squeeze.
>"Oh, Celestia! G-go! More!"

this goddamn fic...

>>29508779

pinkie pie... you are soooooo random

>>29508598
I don't know about giving herself to him.

>>29508697
>human

Goddamn it.

>>29508832
No.

>>29508832
No

>>29508697
unf
why so few wingjob clopfics, man
t'ain't fair.

>>29508697
>that end
ffffffffffffffuuuuuuu-

please tell me there is a part 2

>>29508697
What did I just read?

>>29508897
>>29508885
filthy boys

>>29508697
human x pony clopfics confuse my boner

one day I'm going to have to explain to it that pony isn't real, and it will be sad

>>29508927
no

u

>>29508939
that poor, poor boner

>talk to friends from high school
>mention hate crime on block
>gay friend of theirs robed
>hate graffiti everywhere

SURE IS 1990 HERE.

>>29508953
>robed
Those bastards!

>>29508953
That's why we have the internet

>>29508953
>gay guy
>robed
what kind of robe?

was it a kimono?

>>29508918
magical magic, and sexy sex. /r/ more wingjobs from anyone and erryone. why aren't there more like this?

>>29508697

whoever that is needs to do one for Fluttershy

and Rainbow Dash

>>29508967
>kimono

Aw shit, I bet he even used one of them bamboo training swords.

>>29508977
sometimes I'm sad I can't write, because this is the sort of thing I would want to write, and sometimes I'm glad I can't write, because I'd write some fucked up stuff.

This is one of the former times

>>29508953
My first thought

WELCOME TO SAN ANDREAS I'M CJ FROM GROVE STREET

>>29508980
>rainbow dash wingjob
unnnnnf.

>>29508697
Aw shit.

>>29508988
Anyone can write, it just takes practice and constructive critique to write well. Eventually you'll understand how stories, characters and settings are all strung together.

>>29508697

>Can't draw well
>Can't write well
>Want to do those things

God damnit

>>29509033
hey nathan did you jerk it to that derpy wingjob fic? be honest

i bet you did you fucking degenerate

>>29509030

oh mah gawd it's LK

hello

>>29509033
Okay I should probably rephrase - it's times like this I'm sad I don't have the enthusiasm to learn how to write [etc]

I'd only write terrible fetish fanfiction anyway

>>29509045
How's your voice?

>>29509054
Manlier than Freddie Mercury

>>29509045
You could always learn to colour, or make music, or have a meticulously organized collection of pony pictures.

>>29509045
I'm not very good at drawing, but you just have to keep practicing! Which I don't!

>>29509046
No, but I jerked it to that humanized RS fic last night with Big Mac & Applebloom

>>29509057
my god, you could voice big mac's even manlier, soldier uncle

>>29509001

she's probably gotten it down to a science

Spitfire still has better technique though

>>29509059

>Finally posting with trip

TOOK YAH LONG ENOUGH.

>>29509045
>>29508988
then practice you faggots

>>29509069
...dude, that's pretty much just pedophilla.

>>29509069
Whuza title?

>>29509069
okay, you're going to need to not use words like 'i', 'jacked' and 'off'

i've seen your picture. that is not something you say to someone who has seen your face.

>>29509081

>...dude, that's just pedophilla.

fixed

>>29509057
Narrate fanfics, or story's even, do voice work, read lines, become the voice of the characters you can do!

>also I just got done watching all of the spiderman movies... in a row

>>29509069

wow, that's
exactly what I didn't want to know
I'll just go on knowing that forever now

>>29509078
I'm kind of digging the whole posting tripless and/or as anon thing. LESS ATTENTIONWHORING

To much trouble to dig it up at work anyway.

Missed you Dafty <3

>>29509076
Dash is prettier, though, and she wouldn't have to leave so early in the morning so we could do it again the next day.
and I could help her through her self-confidence issues so that she starts relying on me and will never leave me ;_;

>>29509059
>>29509070
>>29509068
I lied about my voice

I hate color

I love music but the only thing I'd be interested in creating would be rock
I don't have ocd

>>29508977
One day this human was sent into equestria and ran into a pegasi. They started having the sexytime, and the pegasi started rubbing his dick with her wings. It was coarse and uncomfortable. Then a feather came out and it jabbed its quill into the guys dick.

THE END

>>29509092
that sounded a bit more insulting than i meant it to

i mean in general, people shouldn't talk about their fapping habits with other people who have seen their face

or body, in most cases

>>29508577
I can't tell if this is good news or bad news.

It's bad for /co/, good for us.

>>29509048
Aw fuck. Hello Anonymous.

How's threads? Aside from wingjobs.

>>29509092
oh man fuck you now I can't unsee that

he even has the same goddamn grin god damnit

>>29509122

Fuck you now I'm seeing it

god damn can we condemn this thread so nobody else will ever see this conversation?

>>29509105
>OCD
>ok.png

No talent in writing, drawing, no special voice, no detication to orginize 400K pictures...

>wat the fuck

...and only interested in rock.

OK, make rock songs then. Surely you can do this at least?

>>29509122
>>29509140
aw no, he got some in his moustache! now he has to lick it all off

>>29509104

Dash would probably be too fast and overexcited

Spitfire would know how to pace herself

quality over quantity

>>29509069
>Jacking off to RS
I thought you at least had higher standards than that...

>>29509122
>>29509140

I sleep in the nude

You have no idea how good it feels to peel off the tighty whiteys and slip under the covers after a hot day.

>>29509142
I think the point he's getting at is that he doesn't feel he has any innate talent, and he doesn't feel like working at anything.

>>29509144

no, seriously, fuck you. fuck you. just... fuck you.

>>29509153
OH GOD HE'S TRANSFORMED INTO FACELESS

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BASTARDS

>>29509146
Flat chest is my fetish.

It was my first time to a fic. I feel so dirty now...

To colgate: no, I haven't flossed or brushed in 6 years

>>29509142
>No guitar
>Have to learn at least 50 instruments to create a single prog rock song
>>29509153
NOW I CAN ONLY FUCKING SEE A NAKED FUCKING NATHAN

>>29509153
i like you nathan, high five!

oh wait, no...