>>29503319

dragon dildos

you have the worst fucking topics nathan

>>29503334

>>29503334
Not a very good market for those.

Why buy dragon dildos when the town has a resident, horny dragon?

>>29503319
Godemichets au dragon

>>29503345
He is also really bad at getting laid

So!
How 'bout that Vinyl Scratch fanon?

I vote we use Squeak's

>>29502060

>>29503345
It's hard to try and come up with topics that haven't already been discussed to death.

>>29503384

i vote you go eat a dick.

Moon dials.

Luna has found an ancient weapon from forgotten culture. Does she use it to take out her frustration of 1000 years of imprisonment or use it to defend the land of Equestria along side her sister?

>>29503384
>Image Limit
nope.pny

>>29503385
Let's discuss all of the sexual encounters you have had since your 21st birthday

>>29503376
Scratch is a drug addict. In a relationship with Octavia who is concerned about her drug use, but still supporting and loving without being sanctimonious. They also have tons of really amazing sex.

>>29503376

Whoa what the fuck, now she's an amputee?

>>29503385
What is pony justice?

Discuss

>>29503401
second

inb4 none

>>29503401

couple lap dances from strippers and drunk girl friends.

no fucking, feels badman

>>29503376
I don't care whether or not she's mute. I don't know why you guys get in such a fuss over it.

I would like to see more off-white/pale yellow Scratch though. Show colors may not look as good, but we should still see more of them. Like maybe a comic where some fans meet Vinyl Scratch and try to get her autograph, one of them mentioning how her coat looks different from all the photos.

>>29503418
vigilante. They have no law system from what we've seen

>>29503376
>>29503413
An amputee? Where the fuck have I been?

>>29503435
>contributing nothing
>shipping of worst ponies
what do you even do around here, man?

>>29503413
A drug addicted hipster amputee with a massive collection of .flac audio backed up on magnetic tape.

She also has a dragon fetish and a separate fetish for human clothing.

>>29503418

>>29503441
>Scratch is yellow
Fuck you. Don't start this shit again. Why must you be such an insufferable cockbag?

>>29503449
he has drawn a few pictures

>>29503442

Pretty much this. They have a pillory that offending ponies get locked into by the occasional mob justice. Not much else.

>>29503449
piss you off.

>>29503418
Petty criminals get sent to the moon
Felons get sent to the sun

>>29503465

it's 'bone'

>>29503454

Is it a serious case of "stop liking what I don't like", or does she just get some retarded fanon?

>>29503468
pictures that a four year old could have done a better job of

Someone in the last thread said we need more Showers. I happen to agree with him.

>>29503478

Rarity, I...

>>29503376
>Vinyl Scratch smoking

>>29503448
>>29503413
No no no no no no no.
I will not let that happen.

>>29503465
Why can't you take a joke?

God, some nights it's too easy.

>>29503495
Spike is Yoshi?

>>29503404
my new headcanon

Octavia just can't help her thing for bad girl

If any artbros are still on, if you can help me in any way it'd be much appreciated.

So what I'm trying to focus on now is improving my gesture drawing, because I am bad at it. Anything good I make usually involves a lot of erasing and I have gotten into some bad habits such as petting my lines that I'm now trying to break.

If you know of anything I could do to help facilitate this process, I'm very interested in hearing it. Anyway I'm off shortly.

I am now too sleepy to write anymore. So I'll post the rest of that Caralight request in the morning.

Night, only 8 more days....

>>29503458
>trolls
>pony justice entails catching the prime suspect, giving them an unfair trial, and then they either sell them into slavery, give them a gruesome public execution or sometimes a torturous fate in service of celestia if their ability is too great to throw away

No.

I'm going to draw an OC pony

It will be piss yellow with slime green/blue hair

I just know you'll alll love it.

>>29503493

>>29503489
case of "do it yourself if you think you're better"

>>29503413
i think thats based on some anime styled pic thats basically the same as that pony pic, amputee girl with a guitarr chilling in her messy room

>>29503479
So pony is just by simply not breaking the law? What if the law is unjust?

i've gotten like three submissions for this, come on guys do it up!

FRIEND OFF TIME

WHAT THE FUCK’S A FRIEND OFF ANYWAY?
a long-term event for writers and artists to produce content.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SHIT?
Artists are tasked with drawing or otherwise depicting a scene from any fanfiction they choose. it could be their favorite, it could be their most hated. it could be a tea party scene or a climactic battle, whatever the artist chooses.

Meanwhile, writers are tasked with taking some piece of artwork and writing a story about it. They can write a tiny poignant piece, or expand it into a massive adventure which used the artwork as thematic inspiration, whatever they want.

DEADLINE IS SEPTEMBER 10TH (two days oh shit)
more details on submission (including the submission email address) are in the google doc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/101BkCaqULnA3rP_X7DSg29_hu7U3UWD1lu3Xj1Xl88M/edit?hl=en_US

>>29503527
lol are you still using that as a 'case' ?
pathetic

>>29503508
>act retarded
>LOL JUST KIDDING GUYS I TROL'D U

seriously guys, anyone have a gif of Rarity jumping up and down in this video
>00:39 - 00:41
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csPPqdbcVwM

>>29503458
>trolls
>justice

HA!

Gamzee goes around killing anyone he pleases and what does he get? a couple of paps and a shooooosh

Terezi kills one person, gets stabbed through the chest

>>29503538
I waited too long and now I will be busy friday and have no internet over the weekend, so I can't submit anything like I'd planned

>>29503490

Oh Lyra/BonBon Daisy/Colton guy here again

I should try to mention I tried to kick off Derpy/Showers too

It was not well received

I still like them as best friends or something

>>29503534
If you believe the law is unjust then Celestia comes down and makes your skin burn off

>>29503527
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_accomplishment

>>29503538
I'd submit something if someone would GIVE ME A PICTURE TO WRITE ON

>>29503534
Pony law is "Don't kill people, don't forget to complement the princess' wings, and don't ruin everyone's lives with an eternal night"

how the fuck is that not just

>>29503515
I think you're getting the idea of it!
Think more of the idea you want to portray, and not the image itself (not sure if that made sense..)

>>29503547
Someone help this guy out - He's been at it for hours...

>>29503542
are you the same guy that's bitched and moaned about me thrice?
pathetic.


wanna fuck?

>>29503538

I'm workin on it, I'm workin on it!

I'll probably just post it during the time everyone gets together and decides to dump instead of emailing it. Try to get as much editing and shit done before submitting.

>>29503538
>>29503538

GODDAMN KUT KU, GET OUT OF MY PONIES

>>29503538
I like deadlines.

I like the whooshing sound they make when they go by

>>29503530
I'd believe it. Sweatshirt imitates Crookedtrees. CT imitates Jap artists. And other artists imitate CT as well. I'm beginning to wonder where the originality has gone in this fandom.

>>29503530
Yeah, it's based off of a pic about some dude's character named "Bikko". The artist still considers it his headcanon, though.

>>29503572
I wanna fuck Twist.

>>29503574
No

WHAT IF GRANNY SMITH IS APPLE BLOOM FROM THE FUTURE

>>29503376
yeah found it guys noticing the aputeeness here compare and contrast this pic

>>29503566
Is Celestia a god, and can a god be wrong or unjust?

What color is this?

>>29503565
Oh man, ya just gotta look sometimes, then make the leap to just drawing.
A Pictures are worth a thousand words. Just pick one that looks good.

>>29503563
Nope
This should be a circle of fellows. If you can't do better and are just a passing asshole you will be disregarded.

>>29503569
And this is why I love collecting sketches. Thanks for that.

>>29503616

bone

>>29503616

i read somewhere that Scootaloo is an orphan pony. Thats why she idolizes Dash so much. Poor thing.

>>29503617
I figured with our legions of talented individuals, I'd have no shortage of new original work to base something on.

I GUESS I can go digging for something... damnit.

>>29503587

I wish Crookedtrees would do some cute stuff. Or atleast porn that doesn't involve pony cannibalism.

>>29503616
this color.

>>29503616
Off-white. Cream. Faded yellow. In before it has some ultra-specific name I've never heard of.

>>29503635
Scootaloo will get Scootaparents in season 2.

But Applejack, Applebloom and Big Mac still won't

>>29503376
That's not fanon, it's image copying you know, like what CT does.

...Which is odd, because the original of this she's also missing an arm and an eye.

>>29503638
That's the way we did it for the first friendoff.

Didn't really ask permission, just picked fics and picks and ran with it.

>>29503587
regardless of fandoms, artists will always imitate other artists, especially when one of them does something that's appealing to another.
forever and ever

>>29503587
The originality has gone to Megasweet, Cartoonlion, kevinsano, and Skoon.

>>29503418
pony justice is a lecture and having to apologies or clean up or whatever.

no pony every does anything really bad

>>29503657
>Scootaparents

"It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up. And on my fifth birthday, I had to throw myself my own surprise party."

>>29503696

Scootaloo's parents just don't have time for her. The day she was foaled, her mother made a 15 minute appointment at the hospital, gave birth, then immediately ran off to prior engagement. She made another 15 minute appointment 2 days later to check on her.

>>29503657

That's because their PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAD!!

Actually, I'd like to see this show handle the topic of death more seriously than in A Bird in the Hoof.

>>29503696
Nice Phineas and Ferb reference there pal

ponies like to play

>>29503761

ponies playing ponies ponies

>>29503738
Jesus christ man, why?
Its a fucking kids show. I mean celestia has lived for thousands of years. Who says ponies even die?

>>29503738
Season 2 Gummy dies.

>>29503761
You're damn right they do.

All night long.

>>29503773
Sesame Street did it

>>29503773

granny smith

ponies clearly age. with age, comes death.

>>29503773

I just think they would handle the topic well.

>>29503773

Twilight. In winter wrap up she declared that she would do things right even if it killed her. So obviously ponies understand mortality as it applies to ponies.

Also the fact Granny Smith is essentially a nursing home pony shows they age and deteriorate with it.

Scootaloo always feels a little scootablue when her mom misses the weekend to visit her, so to get in a better scootamood she styles her scootadoo and pencils in a scootamanchu. She then goes into town as scootadude and looks for a nice scootascrew. She waits in the scootaqueue at the local bar but always gets in a fight with someone who knows scootafu. Beaten, she usually just calls him a scootajew and runs home alone.

>>29503791
Maybe she was born like that.

A better example would be filly Applejack

>>29503785
If you're lucky they might even invite you

>>29503791
They don't die

they go lich mode

>>29503616
Ultra white.

>>29503791
Granny looked exactly the same when AJ was a kid as she does now.

AJ also implied that she was still bucking apples at that age.

>>29503819
does anyone know the artist for this drawing?

>>29503825
The Apple family is proud of it's copious use of steroids and Pony growth hormones.

>>29503825

Granny smith needs a new hip and can't even move faster than a trot anymore, clearly they deteriorate with age.

>>29503788
Holy shit that episode made me bawl, but they did it right, as always

>>29503814

>>29503806
Scootaloo is my favorite Scootaname out of all the Scootaponies
It's such a silly name

>>29503825
Horses reach adulthood at three years, but live well into their 20s in most cases. The flashback probably only took place a year or two before The Cutie Mark Chronicles.

>>29503843
Her hip was stolen as punishment by the Carrot Mafia.

>>29503785
>>29503814

Please don't remind me how much I'd love to cuddle a pony.

>>29503843
She just needs an oil can.

>>29503840
http://norg17.deviantart.com/

>>29503847
bed ponies time

>>29503858
My bad.

I wish I could raise a little filly.

They're so cute, and they're like the perfect mix between crazy tot and ideal kid.

>>29503858

>>29503878
>Diet coke.

>>29503773
Upon death, they go to eternal fields.

Celestia and Luna will never leave this world to join them. Their place, forever, is to guide ponies into right paths to prepare them.

>>29503870
thanks!

>>29503878

>diet coke and doritos

gross

I went to bed last night slightly depressed that I'll never get to wake up with Twilight Sparkle in my arms because of these images.

Which is weird because she isn't even my favorite pony.

>>29503878
>>29503875

>>29503854
>Equestrian ponies are a dominant species of sentient equine-likes
>Implying they age the same as our horses

That's like comparing humans to chimpanzees.

>>29503894
>>29503903
Diet coke is seriously the worst shit to drink

But it has diet in it. So people drink it regardless.

I bet Rarity drinks diet coke...yech

>>29503912

>>29503909
You just want a magic dog.
You may not like it, but fuck if it can do some cool shit.

>>29503878

I should credit you for atleast not giving me why boners with Pinkie.

>>29503909
DON'T FORGET YOUR WAIFU, AMMONIUM NITRATE.

SHE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAT A HORSE WILL EVER BE

>>29503916
>implying any evidence to the contrary

>>29503912

>>29503929
YOU FOOL

>>29503895

Actually they just cease to exist. Its the knowledge of this, combined with her incredibly long lifespan, that eventually causes Celestia to crack under the weight of her own impending demise and delve into the long forbidden art of Necromancy, becoming the first and only Witch Queen of Equestria. The undying skeletal overlord of all things equine.

>>29503922
Coke Zero exists. Diet Coke has no purpose.

>>29503895

That works. Pretty well, actually.

>>29503936
>Witch

Lich

>>29503933

>>29503932
there is no evidence of any rate of aging, we have no idea how many years passed between AJ as a filly to adulthood. Not to mention we don't even know how long a year lasts in equestria or a day or if the days are even the same length

>>29503933
>Still no rarity or gilda

>>29503922
>Diet drinks.
Enjoy those kidney stones.

>>29503932
>no evidence for either side

In other news someone in this thread is stoned princess luna

no evidence to the contrary

>>29503929
oh whoooooops how did this picture get here I am so clumsy today

>>29503931
Yayoi always comes first, but these images are just too adorable and hit too close to home what with being set in the real world.

>>29503916
>Implying that Equestria years are equivalent to Earth years.
For fucks sake, they control the changing of the seasons. They can have winter last for a week to a 100 Earth years. They dont give a fuck!

>>29503939

Some people like the taste of Diet Coke. For whatever reason I can't fathom, but they do.

I wanna color dis for teh friend off. But i wanna know if this has been done.

>>29503942

No, I mean Witch.

>>29503922

rarity totally would drink diet coke.

gross.

>>29503922
Rarity indulges in a different kind of "coke"

>>29503960
They like the taste of ass and metal.

>>29503964
>Nobody told him witch was a girl term.
>But they laughed about it behind his back.

>>29503956

Meh. Try harder. The picture alone hold little sway over me anymore.

>>29503948
Until there's evidence suggesting otherwise, we have to assume that time and equine aging in Equestria are the same as they are here.

>>29503967
Is it coke zero?

>>29503989
It's not very likely though.

Also, it's a cartoon.

>>29503964
Don't worry, Anonymous. I knew what you were going for.

>>29503982
Witch was gender neutral for several hundred years.

Real life fillies are cute

y/n

>>29503948

They share our constellations, meaning that the planet Equestria is on is probably an alternate universe earth. We can assume the day/night cycle as well as rotation of the planet are the same, if not extremely similar.

>>29504014
I'll allow it.

>>29503989
No we don't, these are sapient beings with a high level of control over magic.

>>29504014

no, horses are fat, stupid, smelly animals.

i hate them all.

>>29503988
"Harder you say? Why don't you come over here and show me just how hard it can get?~"

>>29504012
Warlock = male witches

>Rarity and Coke
Don't open this
It's Jessica Rabbit x Rarity
Seriously don't

>>29503971

I agree. Which is baffling.

>>29503989
nope that's a completely unfounded assumption. the only valid conclusion we can make from what we know is that equestria has days and nights and seasons, even though they are controlled by the ponies. as the show is a "slice of life" show, there is no time reference at all. for all we know each episode could have taken place 100 equestrian years apart

>>29504030

>>29504018
>People not learning that the president controls the sun and the vice president the moon.
>In 2011.

Fuck, Americans are stupid.

>>29504027
because given that you're a relatively little pony and that bed only just fits you, I certainly can't get in

>>29503989
Why is that?
Humans make sense of time in relation to the rising and setting of the sun and moon, as well as the changing of the seasons.
In the MLP world, all of these things are under control of ponies.
Celestia and Luna control the sun and moon.
And unicorns make the weather.
Winter Wrap up illustrates that ponies control the changing of the seasons.
As far as im concerned, our concept of time has no place in the MLP world.

>>29504018
Where does celestia fit into that?

Does she move the sun around willy nilly and wipe out the rest of the solar system, does she mess with the rotation of the planet to make it look like she's necessary, or did equestria stop rotating thousands of years ago at which point celestia somehow took over?

Lyra goes to a humie convention; discuss what happens.

>>29504047
You could bend her over the bed.

>>29504029

only in your modern shitty fantasy vampire stories

It has always been a gender neutral term, and witchcraft an equal opportunity condemner. Males and females burned alike as Witches.

>>29504052
Several plagues infect the pony lands.

>>29504031
My grandmother has been drinking Diet Coke for years because she's overweight and apparently soda is the problem and not her love of unhealthy food and snacks.

I gave her a Coke Zero and she instantly agreed it was better. I've not met a single person who drinks Diet Coke for the taste.

>>29504027

Ah, there you go. That's more like it.

>All of my shame at my erection.

>>29504052

>>29504047
"I guess we'll just have to spoon, then.

Face to face."

>>29504037
I hate the art where they look like short-faced horses with big foreheads

It makes me feel weird about wanting to hug them

>>29504076

dude you need more vectors.

>>29504076
>face to face
Uh, Faceless, I've been meaning to tell you something...

>>29504051
Normal universes are boring - the planet on which Equestria resides is fixed, the sun moves, the stars are holes in the backdrop of space letting the light from higher planes through

>>29504088
>Season two.
>He starts using Discord vectors.
>People still get why boners.

>>29504076
How bout we just hug?

>>29504036

No, actually its not. Standard Mammalian Reproduction, etce etc.

We know via word of god that ponies reproduce in the standard mammalian fashion. If they did not also age and die off at the standard mammalian rate Equestria would suffer insurmountable population pressure issues.

>>29504088
yeah I know. Give it eight or so days.

>>29504076
Yeah I guess that's a good option. I have a larger bed, though admittedly it's not pink

>>29504102
..except celestia literally controls the sun, she decides how long days and years are

>>29504097
inb4 screenshots of equestrian astronomical charts

>>29504091
>And then Anonymous revealed that they are a fork!

>>29504102
>implying things age and die at a "standard rate"
dude what

>>29504072
honestly i just drink soda be because i like the texture of the carbonation. lately, not wanting to deal with regular/diet shit, ive just been drinking seltzer water

Posting more Lyra.

>>29504051
The secret is that Celestia is only slightly more powerful than Trixie and her god-like powers are simply an elaborate illusion timed to coincide with the natural rotation of the planet. You'll notice that she only "raises the sun" from her specially constructed stage in Canterlot.

>>29504120
Mineral water is great.
When added to rum.

>>29504087
>Horses have been beloved pets for centuries
>People hug them regularly
>Feeling weird about this

Made a quick shitty comic, that's shitty. I'll get better I hope.

If you stayed over at a pony's house and they offered you the bed and they wouldn't be in it, would you sleep in a bed that smelled like a horse?

Suddenly, pants.

>>29504127
She raises the sun once a year in a different city during the Summer Sun Celebration. Like she was going to in the first episode when Nightmare Moon came back.

>>29504076
needs teh eye shadow

>>29504097

That, or it's so far into the Future that Earth has slowed down, and Celestia's and Luna's magic is the only thing keeping the solar system habitable.

>>29504127

>>29504136
>Their room smells like a horse.
>My regular rooms smells like a goat.
Eh.

>>29504127
>only slightly more powerful than trixie
>can trick entire kingdom for thousands of years

I don't like the idea of walking gods, I want Celestia to be as weak as possible, but by this point that pretty much means she can move the sun. If that's her special talent, and she doesn't get the same bonuses to everything else, that's about as weak as I can justify, because huge scale illusions are not weak.

>>29504137
I would post the bigger version but we just had a lyra thread.

>>29504101
"Oh it'll be a hug, that's for sure. Though I can't promise my hips won't move on their own."

>>29504108
"Too large is just useless. With a smaller bed, you have to cuddle up with the other person. It's really fun!"

>>29504140
How convenient that the one year she was supposed to do it outside of Canterlot, Nightmare Moon just happened to escape...

>>29504136
Ive slept in much worse then the bed a horse sleeps in.

At least the ponies shower and do laundry.

So, how do you think it's going to go down on the day of the season premiere? I'm predicting fires in the streets of /co/.

>>29504136
>Their room smells like a very hygienic horse
>My room smells like a somewhat hygienic ape

Can't be too bad.

>>29504130
Rum added to anything turns out better. Especially mixed with more rum.

>>29504158

I demand you stop that.

>>29504158
Yeah okay, I guess that's a point, I'll bow down to your superior experience here

>>29504168
DIETO

>>29504158

faceless you really need to end these RP fap sessions with "ugh, I have a headache, I'm going to sleep. and don't snore so much tonight!"

just like a real wife, amirite fellas?

>>29504170
An improvement if anything.
>yfw you realize you are terribly allergic to horses.

>>29504168
>luna
>not twilight

>>29504158
>hips move on their own
Oh goddamnit.

>>29504168
It's gonna be great, but I think you guys are blowing it out of proportion.

>>29504148
>>29504163
>>29504170
What it it was AJ's house and she offered you Mac's bed?

>>29504186
good thing ponies are sentient marshmallows and not horses

>>29504168

Ponies are going to be banned again. I can feel it.

>>29504186
>mfw allergy medication

>>29504199
I sleep outside.

>>29504199
I would spoon with Big Mac.

I really love this show called Black Butler, and I was wondering if there are any works of MLP-based fanfiction which feature attractive, gay butler ponies? Better still, do gay butler ponies eventually make an appearance in the series? I'm not completely caught up yet.

Pic semi-related, as I would settle for gay butler pony figures and toys.

>>29504149
Who said anything about huge scale illusions? She only has to fool the audience in front of her as the sun rises on its own for everyone else.

They all think Celestia is responsible. Who would question it?

>>29504199

Well, as long as he changed the sheets after Dash last spent the night...

>>29504133
this must be written into an episode!

>>29504206
Someone should def. notify the mods though, so they at least know why it's an influx at the moment.

>>29504217
There's a gay-ish waiter pony. That's close.

>>29504199
Lie and say that one in three humans prefers to sleep under the stars

I may actually stay away from /co/ on the season premiere. I don't want to be a part of it.

>>29504199
If Mac wouldn't be sleeping with me, that means he'd have to bunk with Applejack. And I probably wouldn't be able to sleep very well from all the noise.

But I'd still do it.

>>29504133

'HAIR' written in place of hair.

how avant garde.

>>29504206
I don't think it'll be that much of a mess.

MOST users know to go to the general, but we may have to think about making a thread at bump, rather than image limit, depending on how many new people make threads with "REFRESHED 50 TIMES AND DIDN'T SEE A PONY THREAD HAR HAR" as the topic.

>>29504233
I had a picture of a pony that said 'i like to watch' but I don't have it anymore.

Watching play by play reactions is always a riot. Like when everyone had heart attacks and died when CMC Chronicles aired.

>>29504218
Over a large enough timescale? Somebody would. If she could only do it small, she'd play it safe and not do things like raise the sun very fast and unevenly, something which would be clearly visible to the entirety of equestria. Given that it's done as a public spectacle, people would go to see that, and talk about it with their friends - imagine their surprise if everybody else said the sun rose entirely normally that day, while they saw it spring from darkness to full day in 3 seperate beats of celestia's wings?

Over at least a thousand years, it'd be impossible to hide that.

>>29504230
"Ooh, a person sleeping under the stars! *stab*"
"Ooh, another person sleeping under the stars! *stab*"
"Ooh, a third person sleeping under the stars! *stab*"
rinse, repeat

heh.

>>29504233
Yeah, i'll be go going to sleep after I watch the episode.

>>29504221
>not wanting to smell Dash's rainbow juice

>>29504184
real wives know the cure for headaches

>>29504250

I dunno. There is this slowly building tension to Pony threads. It's going to explode, and there will be no survivors.

>>29504257
Just what do you think all of those guards do to earn their keep? Stand around and look pretty?

>>29504258
>Not sleeping in stab-proof pajamas
>2011

>>29504149
Compared to the infinite power of the Biblical God, whose feats include "unrolling the heavens like a scroll", moving the sun requires a minuscule amount of power.

Consider also that ponies maintain the weather, animals, and plants manually. Moving the sun and moon are just the Royal Sisters' cutie mark talents.

>>29504275
...yes?

>>29504275
They can't police every conversation across equestria, and even if they could, that doesn't explain why Celestia wouldn't play it safe and just pretend to raise the sun normally, where everybody else wouldn't see something completely different. It'd still reinforce the idea that she controlled the sun, without the near-certainty of creating doubt.

>>29504276
>Sleeping.
>2011.

>>29504276
I have giant raging monster-proof Pajamas, will that help?

>>29504276
im so sorry luna. can you ever forgive me?

>>29504271
What if, like, the threads explode...

And then explode again?

>>29504293
They're not fillies. They don't get that luxury.

>>29504279
Yeah, my point exactly.

>>29504264

I don't want to sleep in a bed that's sticky with the combined sexual fluids of a Apple Flavored Stallion and a Skittles flavored Mare.

>>29504302
I'm not Luna, or a smelly autistic roleplaying neckbeard living in a cave. I just have lots of luna pictures and not much else.

>>29504305
CaN tHrEaDs Do ThAt, TiNy LuZuS?
cAn ThEy ExPlOdE tWiCe?

>>29504327
Your loss, the smell might turn them on and give you a better chance with your pony of choice.

>>29504276

>Not sleeping with your cock hanging out, throbbing and erect, so when people try to stab you, your cock activates its defense mode and beats the invader to death while you remain perfectly asleep
>2011

>>29504336
OH FUCK, IT'S YOU.

out. NOW.

>>29504329
As a well-adjusted socio-normative cave-dweller I take offense to this.

I feel bad for pear pony. :C

if this post ends in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 i keep posting ponies instead of going to bed

>>29504228

Is he really old? I mean I am not necessarily into old waiter ponies. To be more specific, I'm looking for a young and sexy gay butler pony who serves a little boy pony.

>>29504336
>>>/hsg/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkaLCe4y8kM

>>29504348
I did that once.
Found out I sleep walk.
Murdered my entire family.

>>29504348
dafty, I feel like your drawings would be much more appealing visually if you took the time to clean up your lines

>>29504366
Nah man he's just right.

>Not watching My Little Human(s).
>2011

>>29504362

>>29504390
>Watching a show for little colts
>in 1001
ISHYGDDT

Space is big. I mean, really big.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScifiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale

The mass of a star is ginormous (Chrome recognizes the spelling of ginormous!), and it still depends on which star you're talking about. If the star Celestia controls is an ignited gas giant, it's tiny compared to almost anything except a planet.

>>29504390

So does that mean that in some other universe, a bunch of ponies are debating how accurate the sex scenes are in their My Little Human fanfics?

>>29504392
How, Derpy, how?

>>29504406
>Shown off screen of image.
>X-Box.

>>29504380

Thanks for the feed back, I just draw up shit then scan it though. But i'll try to improve when it comes to line cleaning. Should I use a blunter pencil?

if this post ends in doubles then I will rape a pony tomorrow at 3PM Pacific and tape it for the internet

>>29504390
The fuck is with that lowercase A

>>29504430
you just always bemoan the fact that you 'suck', but it's clear you're not really putting in any effort at all. Even Juice, who does sketch requests in like fifteen minutes, at least makes it so his lines aren't crossing - it's bridging the gap from 'childish derp' to 'at least it demonstrates some understanding of perspective'

your actual drawings can be as gimpy as you want, but if you don't put in even a little effort, you're probably never going to be happy with the result

just my two cents

would be interested in seeing something you put an earnest effort into

>>29504417
their penises may be small, but they're entirely prehensile, and they can rotate around their own base! Here, read my Pony x Human fapfic!

>>29504417
Monkeys don't have estrus, they're always ready and willing. It only makes sense that humans would have sex all the time. They just didn't put it in My Little Human because it's a show for foals.

>>29504422
It... wasn't the last time.

>>29504422
She found an alternative...

>>29504452

i really wish my penis could do that

>>29504453
What if humans are so removed from our monkeys that they started having estrus because constant mating seasons interfered with 24/7 work schedules?

0-4 i pony
5-9 i pony pony

>>29504452
Oh god why

>>29504471
they can probably switch between!
It's technology, I ain't gotta explain shit

>>29504417
Sadly, yes.

>>29504471
We will know it has started when Japan stops making real weird porn.

>>29504471
Forget that.
Let's talk about this electricity thingy...
How do you think it works?

>>29504441
The greek a vs the latin a.

>>29504452

Oddly enough, Humans do have the biggest Penis, both proportionally and in actual size, of all the great apes. When life gets you down, remember, you are better hung than a gorilla.

>>29504452
Keep your sparklemonkey shit in the proper general, humanfag. I don't want to hear about mono-color manes on bald mammals.

>>29504471
now I really want to see a humanized Twilight fapfic where she undergoes human estrus

or something

SOMEONE GET ON IT

>>29504498
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ithc4EzXkdk
related

>>29504486

gotta be magic bro, technology can only do so much.

>>29504486
I think its like, they took lightning, and found a way to manipulate it and stuff.
Just sounds dangerous.

>>29504486
Oh boy, here we go with the 'let's try to explain technology' thing. It's a plot device. It does whatever the writers want it to do.

>>29504504
isn't that just being a horndog then?

Yay!

Plus next chapter tomorrow!

>>29504512
Remember those "power plants"?

I think they have special lightning trees

>>29504503

Fluttershy's boobs are messed up.

>>29504512
But look at what they can do...
They have handheld dragons with multiple functions.
It's incredible.
They can even send voices.

>my little human general
You guys always derail the thread into stupid 'fucking' talk (which is the stupidest name for clopping ever, by the way). Can we please posts some pictures of actual humans?

Pic related, best pic I have of the main six.

I still don't understand how Lyra sitting on a bench in a human-like fashion caused the fandom to explode with ideas that Lyra wants to be human.

>>29504526
We all know Joey is the best human

>>29504530

quit metaing, we're trying to talk about MLH

Humans actually do have a sort of estrus where they're most fertile once every month, but they have recreational sex anyways.

And then when it ends they bleed out of their butts and don't die.

Cool, right?

Either this thread makes no sense or too much sense.
Either way I'm going to bed.

>>29504526
You know its real creepy when they ALL break the 4th wall like Joey...

guys you are roleplaying as ponies discussing humans as a fictional thing.

just putting it out there

>>29504519
>New chapter tomorrow
Goddamnit I couldn't stop reading it before, and now I cant start back up to get caught up

>>29504526
That's G2 MLH. Watch G4, it's so much better.

>>29504536
That's weird.

Out their butts, really?

>>29504526
Phoebe is my waifu :3

>>29504449

Thanks bro, this will actually help, i'm just afraid if I put effort into it, it will come out autistic. I guess I should give effort a shot.

>>29504549

its a good show! maybe you watched MLH youd understand!

>>29504549
That's right.

What would happen if ponies read Homestuck?

>>29504558
>autistic
unless you draw a picture of Nathan having sex with furry OCs, you'll be fine

now go make some art

fucker

I wish I could cuddle a human

They just seem so great to hug. The fillies, or what do you call them...woomans? They look so smooth and their limbs are so long and nimble. It's like they were made to hug and be hugged.

>>29504387

That is one suave looking pony, I must say. I am very pleased by this.

Is there any possibility that he and Spike live in a Victorian era mansion together, where he elegantly serves his young master without refusing *any* order, no matter how sexual in nature? Moreover, are there any other gay butler ponies which compete with him for Spike's attention, and is said gay butler pony neglecting another little boy pony in the process of doing this?

>>29504549
Let them, it's better than half the stuff that goes on here, plus I find this entertaining.

>>29504566
They would ship just as much as humans ship.

>you will never comb a human's hair

>>29504536
What.

Is this a fetish thing? Because it's the most disgusting thing I've read all day. God, I thought you monkeyfuckers had hit rock bottom with that 'handjob' thing (it's like an octopus at the end of their hooves! how could that be sexy?!) but this is just wrong.

>>29504512
My headcanon: they make lightning by rubbing things together (like socked hooves on carpet) to make sparks, and then they make it flow through metals like a river made completely of ice, but it's still flowing somehow.

And they use it to power automatic abacuses that can simulate anything.

Guys guys
I think I know how they make Electricity!
MAGNETS!!!!!!!!!

What do you think those long things at the end of their forearms do?

I bet it's where they magic because they don't have any wings.

>>29504598
What does Steven have to do with anything?

>>29504566
applejack and dash would hate it for being to complicated. pinkie keeps trying to send hussie suggestions even though he stoped takeing them like a year ago. fluttershy and twilight write shipping fanfiction. rarity is just a casual fan

I only like the cartoon marshmallow humans from MLH, IRL humans are greasy, smelly, violent creatures.

anyone who has been around them will tell you that.

>>29504603
Man they have those flying things...
Airplanes or something.
Fuck Pegasi. Humans can carry over 20 humans with those things...

>>29504603
Did you even watch the show?

They use them to interact with things like with magic, but it's physical because they're like earthies and can't do anything cool with their magic.

Seriously, earthies grow trees in deserts, humans build civilizations and make technology. Not much difference.

>>29504620
Directly into human habitats.
You would think they could control those things.

what do you think humans would like the most

ponies, dragons, or griffons?

>>29504504
Twila Spunkmeister pushed her human male partner away. "I can't have penetrative relations for several days," she said, "I'm laying a sterile egg along with mucus."

"I understand," said the male. Then he slowly went mad due to not being able to relieve his urges.

I would hug a human non-sexually.

>>29504624
Fuck it this technology is better than magic.
They can even send moving pictures to those box things. And everyone has one of them.
Way better then dragons.

>>29504624
>earthies
>can't do anything cool

Cool racism, bro. Bet you're a unicorn in Canterlot that's never had to work a day in your life.

>>29504579
I don't know and I can't writefag to save my life but I'm going to say yes and ask that someone please write this.

>nuclear weaponry does not exist
>radioactivity does not exist
>we aren't capable of exterminate every living thing in the world
;_;

>>29504603
have you even watched the show dude?

they pick things up with them, like unicorns do with their horn, or like we do with our hooves sometimes.

i wonder what it would feel like to have a human's fingers run all over your fur...

>>29504634
Dragons because dragons are cool

>>29504624
no. i couldnt make it through the first episode. they just sit at home in dark rooms staring at these glowing rectangles. i mean, where's the entertainment in that?

>>29504504
Twilight would never be a slut.

Not even for science.

Isn't it horrible how humans enslave ponies like that?

Terrible, absolutely terrible. And why can't the poor ponies talk?

>you will never put your stallion cock in a human's tiny asshole

>>29504646
Oh god, the pony version of 4chan would be so full of racial bigotry.

Even more than it is now.

>>29504657
Well it's just a show, they probably do that just for shock value and to make us think it really is some kind of different world

>>29504657
They tear out their vocal cords and preform lobotomies.
Kinda like what we do to the animals!

>>29504634
They hate dragons

I bet they'd like griffons because they're both assholish warlike species with a propensity for being jerks and having hands.

>>29504657
Those aren't real ponies. They're like monkeys in real life.

>>29504640
>sterile egg along with mucus
well, you successfully killed my wingboner, good job

I would love to hug and cuddle one of these humans in a non sexual way.

>>29504645
Jealous that you can't enter buildings that have doors you have to pull bro?

should the human human human?

What do you guys think of my human oc skinsona?

>>29504692
Stop trying to get on the human general generator.

>>29504674
Got a problem with griffons, fuckass?

>>29504692
That's disgusting.

Guys, I want a fillyfriend who likes humans.

How do?

>this thread
argh, but I don't want to sleep

>>29504691
Monodirectional doors are blatant racism. They should be banned.

>>29504647
We can only dream.

>>29504698

no horns or wings, ok clothing scheme

not bad, but take that OC faggotry to humanchan

>>29504705
Dude those retards had 20 wars between them in the last 50 years.
They're almost extinct.
Fucking retards....

guys can you explain this internet thing the humans have to me? like, do they put dragons in those tiny little boxes and have them send messages to all their human friends?

>>29504712
For some reason I imagined a gaurd being Spitroasted between futa NMM and Celestia.

>>29504721

plus their eggs make delicious omelettes

Hey guys have you read the latest chapter of Fallout: Washington DC
I cant wait to see if Largepip decides to take Steelhands with him or not.
I sure hope so, The steel rangers in our fallout games were always my favorite, and this 'Brotherhood of Steel" is obviously supposed to be them

>>29504530
She's a "human lifestyler." She has a debilitating case of species dysphoria, and pretends she has fingers to escape the emptiness in her chest. Her round barrel chest that isn't flat at all, to her eternal dismay.

This is her MLH OC.

>>29504646

After a thousand years worth of marshmallow candy vags, the fat princess could no longer see her cutie mark. Luna stopped by to make sure if she was okay, and dropped off a salad.

Celestia was easily offended and made sure her sister knew her place by leaving another hoof imprint on her coat.

>>29504634

>Fight griffons; the independent vultures...

>Pillage Ponies, the growth of their crops seems to spread far greater than that of Man's. Surely they won't miss a few tons of grain being repossessed.

>Kill Dragons; steal their gold, plunder their treasures.

>>29504712
>This image will become relevant after season two after Luna gets powered up and is an adult alicorn.

>>29504725
It works by technology, duh.

>Powers back

HAHA TIME FOR PONIES

This is my OC Richard Stallman.

He hopes that humans will learn to share technology so that everybody can have it and learn more about it instead of sticking to that bizarre "capitalism" (remember when the northern ponies tried to be capitalist? haha that was a disaster). He even wrote a special kind of technology that runs on other technology and it's like a magical interactive book with the help of one of my other OCs, Linus Torvalds. He's also a friend to all living creatures and named his technology after a type of human pony called a "ganoo".

>>29504753
Fucking Electricity..how does it work

>>29504753
Does anyone have that picture that says
>It's technology, I don't gotta explain shit!
?

I am a human in real life ask me anything

>>29504739
Ew, chestboobs. Are their crotches, like, completely flat?

>>29504763
This happens in every MLH general lately, fucking tards posting their terrible OCs.

WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE SHOW, NOT YOUR DUMB CHARACTER CREATIONS