who gives a fuck

>>29495681

I do!

Unusual but highly excellent choice of topics

Topic: What Do You Think Sweetie Belle's Cutie Mark Is Going To Be?

who gives a fuck

>>29495704
>>29495700

>>29495667

That picture that shows Celestia on a carriage pulled by the guards explains all three.

>>29495703

Hmmm, let me think.

Reposting new fapfic for the evening thread

Applebloom and Big Mac. Humanized.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=383&warning=9

I should draw a fat humanized Sweetie Belle just to make people puke.

So which pony would give the best blowjobs? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Applejack

>Saging a MLPGeneral
>One that is trying to flash out it's in story lore

well arn't you just a little ray of sunshine.

I suppse there is some sort of initiation procideure involving looking exactly like everybody else.

>>29495741

Naa, use Scoot.

>>29495704
So, is the obligatory sage now just a bot?

From the looks of it, they copy and paste the guards in the flash program they use to make the show OP

>>29495741
You mean like you copied that pic of Twilight getting beaten to death just to get a reaction?

>>29495750

>Pony thread simulator 4.0

>>29495667

They are mostly ceremonial, none of them even have weapons. Celestia is actually more likely to protect them in a true crisis than the other way around.

They don't go on missions, they operate as crowd control and personal security for the princess or her VIPs.

She chooses them based entirely on size and physical qualities. Being big and of the proper coloration are the most important factors.

There are not very many of them at all, maybe 100 total.

They still manage to be hella cool looking.

>>29495667
The selection process is a simple one. After guardsman school, they are put into pairs and given a standard set of armor and a weapon. They then fight to the death tournament style until only 10% remain. Those 10% become the royal guard.

Missions can be anything, from purchasing baked goods to investigating magical anomolies in the world.

Grunts wear standard +1 Breastplates. The enhancements bonus goes to +4 at the 2nd highest paygrade.

The top 1 percent are given +5 Breastplates of Heavy Fortification.

>>29495741
Too late, I've already barfed at the idea of such a picture

>>29495741
You should draw an adorable picture of SB. Maybe eating a candy apple.

That would be better.

>>29495741
Your artstyle does that just fine on it's own.

>>29495703
A heart

because she will be a singer and from the heart.

>>29495733
>spamming my garbage tier writing to get more attention
ragingsemi general

>>29495667
They're selected at birth and magically altered once their training is complete to look like that.
They usually do grunt work, since no one really ever attacks the princess. Basically high-powered gofers. Their armor is enchanted, but with what enchantments even the guards don't know. when they ask, they are told not to.

I like to think that the royal guard go through a strict boot camp like program. With only a small handful passing the training.

Those who pass take a dip in a pool which sheds away their hair color, in order to match the other guards.
Their armor has been blessed by Celestia herself. Able to withstand the creatures of the Everfree.

>>29495667
Selected: Via grueling physical tests.
Missions: Taking care of dangerous beasts, defending the princesses, and testing food for poison.
Armor: Basic you don't die in one hit armor with speed boosts.

>>29495802

Or she touch your heart with music?

what kind of pony would have socks as a cutie mark

>>29495750
You best be joking. Have you seen Pinkie Pie's tongue?

>>29495741
I'd find giant manbody muscle ponies to be funnier.
You should do that.

>>29495778
That's really sad. They look damn cool but do nothing.

>>29495807
>bitching about contributors to get more attention
angry anon general

>>29495840
One who knits socks. Duh.

>>29495838
That too. Cutie marks can be anything and be vague enough to work

Like when Cherrilee explained that flowers=teaching.

Unless Sweetie gets the heart cutie mark and misinterprets her special talent is surgery

>>29495802
Hey Cosmo,

apparently someone else is drawing inspiration from that dragon Twilight pic...

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/story-dragoning-her-hooves.html

I don't normally come to the threads because... well, I don't normally have a damn thing to say on the matter. Today, however, I saw /v/ raging over some apparent Secret Pony Level in Diablo III. I gotta say, I love seeing /v/ enraged. How do you all feel about it?

>>29495741
I think it would be hilarious to get one from Pinky Pie. But that might have to do with my mild retardation fetish.

>>29495877

But there is no surgery in equestria. Right?

>>29495838
>>29495877
Both. A heart-shaped music note?

>>29495840
one who gets cold feet easily
>>29495858
that works too I guess.

>>29495854
>arguing with anonymous about his stupid fapfics
sup, RS

>>29495890
>How do you all feel about it?

Isn't /v/ always raging about something?

>>29495890
She's not retarded, she's just different

>>29495890

>Pinky

>>29495890

I think is funny, they hate ponies but they dont want to kill ponies?

Anyway im going to spend all my time in that level.

>>29495750
It's Trixie of course. She lives out on the streets, so she has to utilize sexy magic in order to get by sometimes.

>>29495852

Celestia is a smart pony. She knows that some of her little stallions still run off testosterone turbojets, and she gives them an outlet. They are still, however, little ponies, despite their armor and training, and would not fare well against the *real* horrors of the world at large, so she keeps them close. They still provide a useful service as security, palace guidance and VIP escort (see Twilight's trip to ponyville).

However, if the shit really hit the fan, you can bet it would be Celestia diving in front of her guards, rather than the other way around. Whether they liked it or not.

>>29495889

>When Trixie accidentally exposes herself and Twilight Sparkle to the Bag of Tirac, transforming them both into a new breed of dragon, dark events are set into motion, and only with the power of her friends, family, and the Elements of Harmony can Twilight hope to overcome the darkness that seeks to claim her, and all the land in it's soul-crushing embrace.

Oh for the love of...

Well, shit. That sounds really overtly silly and complicated. The one I'm writing is a bit more lighthearted and not so...whatever all that is.

>>29495902

A heart with music notes?

>>29495950
dat voice

>>29495952
There has to be some standing army. An expanding empire needs to have ways of securing it's boarders.

Guard thread?

>>29495770
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfcVT-Xy6t8

>>29495956
Just thought I'd let you know. Thought it was an odd coincidence considering the fact that you started writing a story with that theme recently. Was hoping it was yours when I saw it get posted.

I'm sure yours will be better anyway.

>>29495956

Let me guess, is tagged as grimdark!

>>29495750

>>29495979
I really can't remember anything about music notes, so excuse this terrible description. I'm thinking of the double note with the two round bits on the end replaced with hearts against a bit of sheet music.

Did someone say Royal Guards?

>>29495667
The armor is enchanted to increase the size and strength of its wearers, and to make their coats, manes, tails, and eyes a uniform color scheme. In addition, the armor gives them fighting skills that echo those of Equestria's greatest heroes, collected through magical means and present only when wearing the armor. (Downloads, essentially, like Matrix kung-fu and helicopters.)

Thus, the recruits are not chosen for their fighting skills. They are chosen for their loyalty to Equestria and to Celestia, their willingness to fight and, if need be, die to protect their homeland.

>>29495913
>Isn't /v/ always raging about something?
Been there before then, eh? Yeah, it's good times to see them extra enraged.

>>29495933
Yeah, they are a crazy bunch. I can't wait to watch clips of the level on youtube

>>29496059

>>29496002

No, there doesn't. Not when your head of state is an enthroned god that can literally move the heavens. Celestia probably keeps an eye on her borders via some magic, a scrying chamber or something in one of her palace towers. That is assuming she can't naturally see everything the sun can.

>>29496018
pfhahahahah!

>>29496025
Dash would go too fast, no technique, she'd just rub your dick raw

>>29496070
I sometimes used to go there when I played video games. Now I don't play video games much anymore.

>>29495741
I like how you did aged-up Scoots, co something risque with her

What do you think about Scootaloo skating in the nineties?

>>29495890
It would be pretty funny if instead of Cows, it's ponies.

I'm not bothered by it, I'd like to see what Blizzard makes for the level, actually.

>>29496032
Hey Leth.

Dude.

Bro.

What do you think about putting links for confirmed S2E1 streams on the linkboard? People keep asking about them.

The only two I know about right now are Basil's old one, and "Brony State", whatever the fuck that is.

Fucking CAPTCHA!

>>29496070

Im going to get a beta key pretty fast so im going to stream the pony level as soon as i can.

>>29496015
>though
>devide
otherwise, a great comic.

>>29496021
Thanks for the heads up. Guess I won't use that picture then. But I did use that particular dragon pic as a descriptive reference. I looked through and it's 20% worse than I expected.

If you look at it, mine won't be anything like it.
>>29496022
Yup. It's...very hard to read too. I'm looking through and things are happening and I don't understand whats going on holy shit.

>>29496116
Brony state makes me think of a bad reality show for some reason.

Guys, I have to crawl poni, who to crawl dungeon as?

>>29496112
>Nightmarity
>Midnight Sparkle
>Rainbow Western

I think that's all thats been datamined so far. Well, that and the spells Nightmare is Magic and Generosity in Death.

>>29496079
This is my favorite shrug because it's only one of two that have their eyes have shut as if to say "meh, fuck it."

>>29496139
Photo Finish

>>29496160

They also datamine this


Battle For Ponies
The battle for ponies is about to begin.
The Pinnacle of Ponies Event
Ponies_HopePrison - Hope's Prison
PoniesPurificationTimer - Purification Timer
Bridle_Ponies - Bridle

I think we are going to save ponies too, good thing AJ is not in the monster list right now.

>>29496116
Well, I could. Those links get get spammed to hell on streamday, but it wouldn't hurt to add them in there. I know Basil's, as I've still got the bookmark, but what's the link to the other one?

>>29496105
Most excellent dude!

>>29496160
Dammit. This fucking bullshit is making me want to pick up D3 when I swore I never would and I'd hold myself over with Torchlight 2 instead.

FUCKING BLIZZARD

sex?

>>29495750
Hoity Toity, because he's a dude

http://www.cafepress.com/mylittlebrony

>>29496208
with boys?

>>29496203
http://www.dinkypage.com/bronystate

Up to you - it's your linkboard. I really hope there are at least 15 streams running on game day, though. Some folks have come through here asking how to do it themselves.

>>29496204
Thanks. It's truthfully a color of y first pony sketch...

>>29496229

>>29496229
Oh rainbow Dash

Wouldn't you love to have a miniature you to raise up as awesome as yourself? Your mom had you remember?

Photo finish. Race?

>>29496116
Streams always got reported by assholes when the show was airing

>>29496229
It'd be good...

>>29496280
What vidya is this?

>>29496266
Oh you know the answer to that.

>>29496065
Scootaloo is an Air Force grunt, like her dad. (He never came back from that Griffon border skirmish.) She'll don that uniform and be just like him.

(Half the guards are mares, but the uniform disguises that.)

>>29496301
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup.
Best roguelike ever IMO

>>29496252
Added then.

I guess some new people will be coming around, and might look at the linkboard, so probably should put them up there.

>>29496280
mummy

>>29496291
In the early days, sure. They couldn't do shit about Basil's stream.

>>29496291
I remember my stream cutting out literally 4 seconds into Feeling Pinkie Keen

Felt bad man....

>>29496401
Fucking ouch.

Are you going to be streaming S2E1?

>>29496349
Why not

Class?

I like to think that the guards are all huge bros with each other. Training and working hard for the glory of Celestia. Playing out war games. patroling the Everfree.
I like to think the ones in the throne room are the royal elite.
Also my head thinks the Wonderbolts are part of the Equestrian air force. They have members like..Cipher..Mobius..Edge..
...there are..three kinds of Wonderbolt aces..

>>29496412
I'd have to make another LiveStream account, but with Basil and so many other options I most likely will not.

Some dumb thing I made for my FiMchan thread I'm about to make.

>>29496419

I think the wonderbolts are just performers.

>Hey guys, what other styles should Twilight have?

>>29496450
I think it's cute.

>>29496419
I like to think this too.

and also there is a ton of sexual tension that goes on between all the members of the guards

One pegasus on shift feels the warmth of another body pressed up behind him. His wings stiffen as the heat rubs against his behind, and he feels the stirring in his loins as a voice whispers into his ear; "Your 'relief' is here..."

>>29496450
Neato? Who is it?

>>29496450
>OC
sorry, SB, but you're definitely an earth pony

>>29496419
I do like the concept of Wonderbolts as Blue Angels / Thunderbirds. Dash has been studying them all her life, and she knows that once she reaches the minimum age for boot camp, she'll be in like Flynn.

>>29496503
That's mine. I usually only draw it when I do new threads on FiMchan. Lately I've decided to dorkify him.

>>29495667
The Royal Guard are obviously pony clone troopers ala Star Wars, evidenced by the fact that they all appear to be carbon copies of two basic types: white pegasi and gray unicorns. The originals were probably near super-equine specimens of male ponydom that Celestia discovered over the centuries, and were chosen by her to provide the genetic material she uses to magically "grow" new ones.

>>29496490
Ahem..yes..please..

Where to begin, where to begin.

>>29496449
>so many other options

Such as? I'd like to get a catalog of them.

>>29496532
someone say Wonderbolts?

ROOGNA

ROOOOOOOOOGNAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY ARE YOU SO TERRIBLE AT CRAWL

>>29495952

you know with all that protective gear, there must be at some point in Equestria's history where pony fought against pony.

>>29496532

I save this pic here in co months ago, are this fanon names right(except for Soarin and Spitfire ofc).

>>29496347
Could you add the joowz.com stream too Leth?
That one seems to be really popular.

>>29496525
I hate to say, but I agree. You're totally an earth pony.
Though unicorn powers would come in handy and explain your arts.

>>29496560
Doesn't Leth have them? I know they were just discussin' it up there.

>>29496547
They were all derived from a bounty hunter named Jango Fetlock.

>>29496581
I was in that thread.

We just made them all up based on random indicators.

I think they suck.

>>29496547

Jango Fetlock is the original stallion.

>>29496575
>horse armor
Oh that takes me back.

>>29496588
Creative types seem inclined to say that they're unicorns, but earth ponies can be creative too.

thirding nomination for SB Earth Pony OC

>>29496626

>>29496621
This needs to happen! Someone fund it!

>>29496575
Or against zebra.

>>29496613

Well i do like Blizzard and Commulus.

>>29496588
nothing wrong with earth ponies..

>yfw creatures of the Everfree swam into Canterlot. A large battle is fought both on ground and in sky to this tune.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSfD4ClDBCk&sns=em

>>29496586
I don't remember that one, what are you talking about?

>>29496626
I bought it

>>29496663
Though it's easier arting when you're a unicorn.
You don't even have to move!
Lazy unicorns....

>>29496588
This is going to make me sound even lamer, but my OC can't magic very well.

>>29496591
We only have the two so far.

>>29496581
Fanon names for the Thunderbolts aren't hard following Soaren and Spitfires lead.

I've been rattling around names for them. SnowStorm, Stratus, Squall...

Anyone else got ideas?

>>29496450
The shadow on the throat gives a strange illusion that there is an indentation in it.

...

>>29495890
>and were chosen by her to provide the genetic material
I've read enough fanfiction to know where this is going.

>>29496713
>thunderbolts

i am a durrr

http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt

KM is streaming

Currently commishoned on OC, but after that he's open for requests

>>29496713
There's one Wonderbolt that the others constantly joke on, whose name is Zero. White mane with red highlights, is constantly stuck on the bunch. He's never given the chance to perform in public, not since that one accident with the suicide dive stunt...

>>29496691
Hmm.... Okay that's cool too.
I'd still vote earth pony, but alright.

>>29496689
Unicorns killed my parents.

>>29496807
I hired those unicorns.

>>29496841
Joke's on you! I'm adopted!

>>29496673
Joowz.com
the guy has been streaming the show since the 21st or 22nd ep. he gets like 300 viewers when he streams pony on the day it airs he's a /b/tard but he detests ponychan.

>looks at calendar

Dammit. Fucking DAMMIT.

>>29496800
>zero

But one of the rules for Wonderbolts admission is Pegasus name must begin with letter 'S' no exceptions

>>29496841
I killed them and stole their Identities.

>>29496713
Bristol, Strumvorik, Vulcan, coursair, Junker, Hawker, Boulton.

>>29496888
It's a nickname. His real name is actually Steve.

>>29496888
>>29496800
Who was Zero again? It can't be Patrick, or the newbie you get after the stadium incident in 5.

what I wouldn't give for a Twilight x Celestia episode

>>29496860
jokes on you, he killed your real parents and that's why you're adopted

just made this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N10Y8NzhYVg

if there's any Trixie fans, hope you like it

>ive spent all week doing nothing but watching MLP and refreshing /co/ threads

>>29496937
I want a mayor mare episode...

>>29495667
Selected from high society males without cutiemarks. They're assigned this job so they can have a task to keep them busy and gain a degree of self worth and respect while nullifying any shame to their families.

Missions are primarily guarding, patrol and other military milarky, with breed emphasising task (pegasi scout, earth guard, etc.)
Parade, pomp and display being a frequent mission. Ultimately though, it's just macho games for boys playing army.
When a real threat rears it's head, the female rulership dispatches someone with the talents nescessary to deal with it.

The armour would be magically crafted, though perhaps not always of a magical nature, such being the way of things in Equestria. Magically light armour for the pegasi to make it easier to fly while worn, for example.

>>29496969
>"all week"
>not "since last October"

fucking casual

>>29496937

>>29496955
Ha ha h-ohhhh. Now I'm sad.

>>29496969
>still refreshing threads
>2011

>>29496969

holy shit I got some sexy dubs on that one

>>29496955
jokes on you.
I farted in your cereal

>>29496131
I always complain that author go too far with their fics wanting them to be awesome adventurous monstrosities that shall be remembered forever. They nearly always fail.
Celestia sends luna to ponyville so she can re-learn about the common folk and bond with the ponies who saved her, nice interactions, nice drama, nice everything, then, SUDDENLY SOME NEW ALICORN SHOWS UP, or then, SUDDENLY NIGHTMARE MOON IS BACK BECAUSE LUNA HAD HER PMS or some other bullshit. I remember simple and well done fics much more than epic ones, and most of the epic ones i remember the disappointments that happened because of mistakes committed in crazy plot weaving

This one here: http://fim.413chan.net/fic/res/244.html
Is a fine example of something being well done and simple.
This Twilight becoming a dragon thing is good example of doing it wrong.
I´m eager to see what you´ll come up with.

Hey Mono is here!

Wanna get on IRC?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the most important function the the guards.

>>29497019

>>29497002
It's ok Jesus, I'm adopted too, we can be best motherfuckin bros


>>29497019
JOKES ON YOU I HAD POP-TARTS!

>>29497061
Post the comic that's from

>>29497035
uhh sure

>>29497059

this thread is now about images of celestia that make you love her more

>>29497071
Jokes on you.
I pissed in your toaster

>>29496867
Okay, I'll add it.

>>29497071
WE CAN FIGHT CRIME TOGETHER!

>>29497059

Celestia's expression gets me every time

>>29497114
>toasting pop tarts
>in 2011

>>29497114
>eating pop-tarts warm

Hrgmm.

To do list for tomorrow:

Organize 1000 pony pics into neat folders without CTRL.
Continue to record Announcer lines from BLTSaP for thinkingwithponies:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Test%20One.mp3
Buy text books for two collage classes on Amazon.
Continue daily work out of 20 push and sit ups in the morning and night.
Take $300 to checking account.
Take 58 mic to Radioshack to get a XRL to USB converter, female.
Organize beginnings of Minecraft server project of scale model of Equestria to gain votes.
Find way to buy $100 of games and gift codes for /co/ and /b/ users without having another lecture from mom...
...easy enough, gained that much in personal tips from band members from summer gigs.
fuck yeah private money
Learn methods on interacting with female semi-crush in math class.
Learn methods on interacting with black peer in which may prove favorable interests of ethics. Common subjects preferred,
Learn methods of not having lunch and walking great distances.
Walk 5 miles to avoid $2.50 one way bus fee to collage at 2:00PM;
Class starts at 5:00PM. 3 hours needed to properly judge stamina and effort allocation.
Read several pony fanfics that vary from short to episodic;
This will be greatly aided after Christmas with addition of notepad.

What's your plan for tomorrow?

>>29497136
I don't fucking care about your to do list retard

This isn't how is your day general

Fuck off

>>29497119
I was the one who really killed your parents!
and jokes on you.
I am space

>>29497136
>not twitter

Here comes another chinese earthquake

>>29497162
fuck you Space Core

The fact core was funnier

>>29497136
Here is my list!
Wake up
Get paycheck
Band Practice
aquire weed
smoke said weed
Be home for synch
get drunk
go to sleep

I wish I could block Sentinal and have 4chan+.

>>29497194
Then do those things.

>>29497194
Use 4chan X in chrome motherfucker!

anyone who is still posting in these must be newfriends

>>29497190

I want that life...

>>29497135
Jokes on you.
I also put a pack of rabid badgers in your pants

>>29497175
>>29497190
>>29497194
Glad to know I'm not the only one having a plan filled with stuff to do.

You guys make the end of the day so much more worth it.

Thank you.

>>29497032
I'm working steady on it. It'll be there and ready on the 10th!

>>29497194
Switch to 4chan X

Can someone link that filtering add-on that goes with 4chan X

>>29497112
I hope someday i´ll have enough money to hire an expensive hooker as beautiful as this pic and willing to dress and act a little...
I better be rich enough to hire an actress and convince her to be a hooker for me

>>29497136
wake up
fap
ponies
work
ponies
fap
sleep

>>29496575

All that protective gear? You mean a few suits of highly embellished ceremonial armor worn by bodyguards of a head of state?

Thats a pretty universal theme.

>>29497235
Just google it.

>>29497059
This image makes me want to write a fapfic.
Two guards trying to show how loyal they are to the princess. Trying to show her how they have better skills and are the superior pony.
But to touch her would send shivers of pleasure through them. They would lick and kiss until one succumbs to pleasure.

>>29497215
>that feel when nobody wants to employ you for over 3+ months

>>29497235
In case spam starts, and for better utility in general, you can use 4ch­an plus:
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/pinelipedelckihohgdlpcclgocodhjj

Or 4c­han X: github.com/aeosynth/4Chan-x
And 4ch­an Filter, for automated spam hiding: userscripts.org/scripts/show/33916

nightly.mozilla.org/
github.com/scriptish/scriptish-nightlies/downloads
>in case of 403 install this instead
addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/scriptish/

>install all of the following
github.com/aeosynth/4Chan-x/
userscripts.org/scripts/show/83584
userscripts.org/scripts/show/87750
userscripts.org/scripts/show/103818
Then paste (.*?color:){6} -h
into the comment field of the filter
>remember to change the thread updater to 3 seconds or so from the standard 30
The following add-on is also recommended for browsing in general
addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/instantfox/

Thereafter type "about:config" in the URL bar and press ENTER. Create a new boolean and call it "extensions.checkCompatibility.nightly" and select false.
You also want to change the already existing boolean called "gfx.color_management.enablev4" to true for ICC 4 support
Restart your browser after you've done the above
>for more information: pastebin com/U7WLvxU1

>>29497253

>>29497186
jokes on you chucklenuts.
I'm a cosmic being

>>29497177
EBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

Wake up
Tea
Watch MLP
Refresh Pages
Do stuff with friends
Go home
Go to bed

:)

>>29497136
wake up
fap
college
pc tiem
fap
sleep

http://www.cafepress.com/mylittlebrony

>>29497233
Cool

>>29497303
>>29497294
Leafing the dream

Wake up
Shower
College
2 fucking test
ponies
watch thundercats
watch ms stream
Sleep

>>29497303
Aside from the cigarette and the morning fap, that's my life.
...I need a better life.

Wake up: 5am
Go to shitty job until 2pm
Get paid, cash check
go grocery shopping for awesome chili
Eat said awesome chili
ponies/tf2/stargate
bed: 12am

>>29497191
yeah, lose some weight.

>>29497341
>implying total apathy isn't the best way to spend your life

New episode of Friendship is Witchcraft is out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjMQBN2Ls8

Gotta say, I'm somewhat disappointed. It's becoming like FlimFlamFilosofers videos, and using jokes that have been old for a long time.

>>29497369
Fuck you i want a job badly

wake up
shower
eat three egg burritos
bus to college
college
college
computah time
college
college
walk home
computah
eat some apples and oatmeal
ponies
animus
/g/
/co/
lay on bed imagining pony hugs
sleep

Wake up
Make sure friend is still down to take me to Gamestop
Pick up starfox 64 3d
Lunch
Shop
Dinner
Audition
???

>>29497385
Whos flim flam?

IS that the mentally abridged series?

>>29497253
I did, still couldn't find it.

>>29497411
Yeah, the Mentally Abridged series. I wonder how I remembered who he was, but not the series.

>>29497411
flim flam is the dude that does the mentally abridged series yes.

>>29497422
wait, I found it

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/103818

Wake up
Fuck Kanaya realdoll
Sleep
Wake up again
Furiously make out with Kanaya realdoll
Fap to Pinkie Pie
/co/
Shower time
/co/ /co/ /co/ /co/ /co/
Cum on fluttershy figure
Sleep with Kanaya realdoll

>>29497402
>three eggs

man that's a lot of egg to eat in one sitting

>>29497446
Glad I could help

>>29497459
That's nothing. When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me grow large!

I just realized i do too much pony, fanfiction, threads, fapfiction, wallpapers, expecting episodes. And you know what is worse? I don´t have ANYONE IRL to talk about ponies, the only friend who actually knows i really like them doesn´t like it.

Uploading Pony Thread Simulator UNOFFICIAL VERSION...

>>29497500
I am in the same boat, except mine is fancier and is faster.

Wake up.
Go to class.
Be a volunteer radio DJ for a couple hours.
Pony while DJing.
Eat food.
Continue working my way through MaxMSP tutorials.
Pony while everything.
PARTY!
Go to sleep.

>>29497501
>mfw I won't be in it

And I worked so hard to piss people off.

>>29497454
>>29497410
>>29497402
>>29497348
>>29497338
>>29497303
>>29497190

Just look at them. Livid.

>>29497500
>mfw I got a friend into ponies and homestuck

so nice

>>29497519

>>29497501
good to see you branching out anon,
taking risks!
I am proud

>wake up
>listen to broken social scene
>park that car
>drop that phone
>sleep on the floor
>dream about me

>>29497500
My girlfriend likes ponies, so we talk about ponies sometimes.

But really, there isn't much to talk about, except arguing who the best pony is. Twilight always wins, because she is a wizard.

>>29497500
I'd be your friend.

>>29497552
>and homestuck

>>29497500
I have 2 friends into FiM.
We're raiding McDonalds for ponies on saturday muthafucka.

They don't know about the fandom, tho.

>>29497519
What does that mean?
>>29497552
I jelly
>>29497573
You have a girlfriend, and she likes ponies too, I ubber jelly.

>>29497574
I would give part of my life to actually have an immortal as a friend, i would probably go crazy or make such immortal go crazy while poking through existential matters and fears, but it would be so worth it.

>>29497615

Te juntas con casuales!

Thats good.

>yfw i have no friends, pony or otherwise

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesushttp://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
2 MINUTES NIGGERS

>>29497615
jajaja van por los juguetes?? chingon

>>29497589
I find it enjoyable. I can like things

Is there any brasilian pony fan here? I can´t be the only one, 4chan is too big, ponies are too widespread...

>>29497650
I'll be your friend.

Anyone got like a spreadsheet of all the cutie mark symbols?

>>29497552
>Homestuck

OH GOD THEY'RE GOING TO RAPE YOU WITH A GRUB IN A BUCKET WHILE ANALLY MASTURBATING TO NIC CAGE WATCH OUT

>>29497667
No you can't.

>>29497689
he doesn't come to /co/, so he hasn't been exposed to the horrors of HSG

>>29497688

>>29497712
well damn, better go hate everything again

>>29497723

>>29497649
>>29497666
>escribiendo en español
>en un poni thread

>>29497689
what the fuck?

Would you love your favorite pony even if they were a horse

>>29497666
Haha, espero que tengan Applejacks desde esta semana, o me tendre que conformar con una Pinkie o una Twilight.

>>29497649
Y ojala sigan siendo casuales, si los introduzco al fandom, se desviarian a EqD o a Ponychan, y si eso pasa, habra mas charlas incomodas.
Y ni pendejo les enseño /co/

>>29497454

>Real

>Doll

Pick one

>>29497750

>>29497723

Fucking Celestia mark get out! Or at least use Luna mark too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xoqxH9qVBs

>>29497778

>>29497763

Los weyes de int quieren hacer un blog y la primera gran idea que tienen es! Usar brony en el nombre del blog y traducir fanfiction

>>29497615
If them pony toys come over to here i don´t know what i´m gonna do! My secret mustn´t be revealed!

>filthy immigrants in the thread

>>29497786
aw no way i was totally in one of those threads!

none of my horrifically offensive posts got used though :<

>>29497775
realdoll is a brandname

>>29497848
That's nice NefariousBshenkd

Luna should be renamed to Splotchbutt

>>29497844
>Implicando que tienes derecho a quejarte.

>>29497907

>>29497786
YOU COULD HAVE USED THE FUCK OUT OF NHO'S PONY LUST THREAD

BUT YOU DIDN'T

>>29497844
>immigrants

>>29497899
how dare you

>>29497136
tomorrow I wish for a job call, pray fire doesn't reach my house, and maybe write tentacle rape fanfic if I'm sober

>>29497851

>>29497573
nah, twi aint no wizard, not yet anyways, she stil a mage of some kind, she needs to find the rat tail before she becomes a wizard, seriously doesn't anyone know anything these days?

>>29497899

>>29497844
Ya sacaste boleto.

>>29497899
i'm okay with this

>>29497919

Thank ya kindly.

>>29497810

Please stop them and tell them to be more classy

Not related to the guards but i have a question guys. I read somewhere that in one episode, one of the mane cast refers to Big Mac as Aj's hot brother, or a similar phrase, by accident. I don't remember this incident, did this actually happen? I'm only on my first run through of the season so i'm kind of new to the herd.
If it happened, which pony in what episode?

>>29497964
Tut mir leid, Ich spreche kein Spanisch.

>>29497753
Esta imagen me robó el corazón.

I ship Squid with Scratch. Why? Because they both had the same amount of screen time.

>>29497786
>Still not in
WHAT MUST I DO

>>29497810
>Usar brony en el nombre del blog y traducir fanfiction

MATENLOS A TODOS

>>29498023

>>29497990
No problem.

I support other people speaking their native tongue. Google Translators can help me out if I really cared enough.

>>29498018
I don't think anything like that ever happened, although I haven't watched a full episode in months

>>29497786
This was lulworthy.
Yes.
I am that easily amused.

Today I realized that the only pony I actually give a fuck about is Rarity.

Everyone else I only like for their color schemes.

>>29497925
jajajaja si!!
mas Derpy mexicana!

>>29498038
Sadly no porn of this squid with the mane cast or cmc

>>29498006

I try and i fail... They are full ponychan now.
No trip=Parasprite

Bonsoir MLP GENERAL

>>29497786
>uses /b/ threads
and I thought they couldn't get less funny

>>29498094
>implying you just got here

>>29498094

>>29498114
I can say good evening if I want to

>>29498133
I thought Bonsoir meant hello.

oh well, I was wrong.

>>29498023
さて、私はドイツ語を話すことはありません。

>>29497810
Man, i try to not get mad at ponychan, but damn, they're trying.

>>29497786
mfw I'll never be in a pony thread simulator.

>>29498174
Bonjour means Good Morning

Salut is a informal hello

Bonsoir means Good Evening

But Bonsoir and Bonjour are basically used as hello

>>29498234
good to know.

>mfw my connection is so slow that the thread doesn't autoupdate anymore and i have to refresh it

>>29498174
Thats what bonjour, or bonsoir, is used to say, but they literally mean "Good day" and "Good evening"

>>29498133
No you can't

>>29498185

Yep, fucking faggots.

>>29498234
>>29498259
Yay. I'm getting hit by collateral learning.

>>29498258
Maybe it's just that the threads are crawly along right now.

>>29498255
also, if you see someone twice in a day, you don't say bonjour both times. you look kind of weird then.

>>29498258
You're not the only one, maybe it's 4chan being silly again.

>>29498234
Don't tell me you're french.

I thought I was the only one

>>29498038
Scratch really would love those tentacles all over her, and let's not get started on dat beak

>>29498292
Sorry, live in Louisiana, gotta learn a little french to understand half the people down south

>>29498084

Oh man,that's too bad...

I need to make another solely for Scratch because goddamn she is filling up my background ponies folder something fierce

>>29498280
For leave-taking, one uses "a bien tôt" which basically translates "until later." Additionally, one may simply use Au revoir, or other similar phrases.

>>29498292
>>29498319
>>29498259
>>29498234
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlhzX7UKKNU&feature=related

>>29497925

¡Necesitamos una Chilindrina pony (su cutie mark es una paleta) y un Don Ramón pony! (su cutie mark es una roca con un corazón de oro en su interior)

El profesor Jirafales no es un pony sino una jirafa.

>>29498327
I'm still not sure if I like the common depiction of her uh, blood red eyes.

I always think her eyes matched her goggles..

>>29498368
I like to think of them as like milky white, like she has cataracts or something, giving a reason for the goggles

>>29498347
me imagine una pic de la vecindad del chavo ponyficada...
necesitamos un drawfag mexicano

>>29498347
>Don Ramón pony! (su cutie mark es una roca con un corazón de oro en su interior)
más bien una billetera vacia

>>29498347
>Profesor Jrafales jirafa

>>29498368
I think that's people just pushing for albinism. Though if that were the case, they'd be more pinkish than anything.

>>29498368

She looks cool with red eyes and white coat i guess.

>>29498185

>>29498446
She's the dave pony, with atrocious taste in music to match.

>>29498446
It does look loads of cool

But sometimes it makes her look a little...scary I guess.

>>29498520
You crazy.

She's fucking adorable.

>>29498540
>sometimes

means not all the time.

>>29498540
Now If she only knew how to play music

I think I'm on a roll tonight! Like the idea of this one and would be willing to ink it and color it further.

>>29498520
>implying it doesn't make her look cute

>>29498548
oh hey

>>29498548
You wanna go nigga? I can go, I can get up at 6.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G9tGx1C8KM&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&index=323

>>29498554
ross how do you feel about doing humanized r34?

>>29498427

Jaimito el Cartero pony como el viejo que ayudó a Derpy Hooves a encontrar su Cutie Mark
En las tardes, ambos se sentaban bajo los árboles a comer muffins importados de Tangamandapio.

>>29498581
Well. I guess I'm listening to this now...

>>29498608
noo
maaa
mess
Derpy como el cartero!!

>>29498581
Please, If I wanted to hear someone whistling to the beat of his fat flaps, I'd go to a frat party, you simpleton.
At least bring some heavy hitters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAOTCtW9v0M

>>29498644
Wisely done Mr. Freeman.

>>29498664
it'sfuckingonnowchaps.png

>>29498686
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtAnhq3NxLw&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&index=369

bam

>>29498581
>>29498664
Now the question is, will they sound good going at the same time?

>>29498704
Brave the unknown Derpy. Be the hero we need.

http://www.cafepress.com/mylittlebrony

>>29498698
>>29498664
>>29498581
Ya niggas have got it all wrong,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evNEcH3EKB8&list=FLhGUqcEN8B-I8RZOKfI1jyQ&index=4

bitches can't appreciate baroque
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5qT8ZdPWq4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDYFmpBqr6o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV2oS_RC9X0

>>29498554
your drawings
are
so
bad

holy shit

>>29498750

>mfw i listen to, and appreciate all forms of music.

>>29498720
There are points where they're really nice together, other times the bass overrides the quiet strums of the violins.

>>29498750
>>29498743
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyBDF2hgqcc&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&index=371

>>29498698
Overused Synthesized Effect disguising such loud obnoxious noise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrk-zuuc77U&feature=related

>>29498763
>Doesn't have the best presentation of the human cast

Everyone's gotta look beautiful in order for the art to be good, amirite?

>>29498810

dude you're so pretentious it physically hurts me.

>>29498750
First one plus this
>>29498797
is... nice.

>Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8xteu7J-W4&feature=related

>>29498810
PROGRAMS LISTEN TO THIS SHIT, THEY MAKE YOUR SHITTY DELL COMPUTERS THAT YOU KEEP BUYING AFTER 4 YEARS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwrj_puH6PI&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&index=41

Now all we need is some dancing fillys in cages

>>29498750
Sorry, I'm more into Modern Composition

>>29498797
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c9jDitU7Bs&list=FLhGUqcEN8B-I8RZOKfI1jyQ&index=1

>>29498839
>only liking one of the three

>>29498848
boring

>>29498854
>forgot pic, derp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTx3G6h2xyA&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&index=75

>>29498881
I am but one man, I cannot listen to four musics at once.

You fags and your electro noise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPm4ZQH75g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmkkTGYyn5o

>>29498890
You're boring.

>>29498750
>mfw I listen to barroque concert each morning on my way to the university

>>29498916
>Opeth
Is this nigga seriou-
>Robert Johnson
MA NIGGA!

>>29498750
Baroque Classical is sex for the ears.

>>29498875
Love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8HjaKSbR-k&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&index=103

>>29498916
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzg6B64-akg&list=FLKgDIdT1ZjXMHFGerQcEu9Q&index=255

>nope

>>29498916

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmncrAPILw


but what if it has both?

>>29498953
>my cute pony picture when I do the same thing

>Return to thread
>EMBED EMBED EMBED EMBED
is a simple name so hard ;-;

>>29499014
actual instruments and electric noise?

>never really interested in MLP
>originally lurked these threads to see what the deal was
>friend got me to start watching it

Now I can't stop.

Damn it /co/, what have you done to me.

>>29499042
is turning off embedding so hard

>>29499042
4chan X + Linkify master race.

Also, you can turn off that shitty feature in your shitty script, by the way.

>>29499061
But then I wont know what songs you guys are listening too, all I'll see is YOUTUBE.COM/....... like 12 times in a row

>>29499060
You should just count yourself lucky you didn't have to wait out the whole hiatus