Zecora

Fucking Trixie.

She's the BEST character to not have made a second appearance.

Spiderman.

Hey I haven't been back to the general in a few months. I'd stop by in the summer and it was just a tripfag circlejerk. Has that changed or should I just give up on the /co/ general entirely and move to fimchan?

>>29484618
second

>>29484617
>the BEST character

She's not even a real character. She's just a cardboard cutout.

>>29484587
Ponies

None of the one show characters are good
They should just make new ones

Applejack needs her badass moment, she never got one in Season 1.

>>29484631
Inb4 Seth.

>>29484621
Move to ponychan. You'd fit right in.

>tons of MLP cosplay
>no Trixie cosplay
Feels bad, man.

>>29484644
Nah, ponychan is even worse. Thanks, though.

I want to see Trixie again. I also want to see Angel more often. For not having any dialogue, he is fucking hilarious.

WE WERE PROMISED RARITY QUEST

>>29484631
She's not supposed to be likeable. That's the point.

She's an antagonist, I wouldn't want her back and being NICE to everyone.

>>29484644
>Complain about tripfag circle jerks
>Suggest a place that's nothing but tripfag circlejerking

I drew Discord, how does it look?

Sorry for the terrible quality, the only camera i have is on my phone.

>>29484621
We can be a bit circlejerky at times, but it's not that bad.

>>29484587
>Derpy
>Luna
>Zecora

Pretty much just want to see more of them.

>>29484664
DRAW HIM WITH A PENIS
MAKE A RULE 34 FIRST

These two remaining background ponies, but always near each other

>>29484657

>She's not supposed to be likeable.

Hasbro fucked up pretty bad with that one. Funny how so many of the characters the fanbase is supposed to like, nobody gives a shit about.

>>29484656

run forrest run

>>29484677

Already made long ago

So how many new converts will Season 2 bring? If the fanbase was able to keep its momentum after the first season ended, I predict further gains once there's actual content to discuss.

So, who do you reckon will be the first CMC to get their CM?

<My guess

>>29484664

is that like the dragon on the window? i think it's pretty good recreation.

>>29484587
More giant monsters. I thought a fuck-huge star-bear was a really cool idea.

>>29484687
just like how not one of you ponyfags are likable

>>29484711

i think people are pretty polarized as it is! if you haven't decided yet you won't ever decide.

Dead dog general?

>>29484660
>implying FiMchan is about tripfag circlejerking

>>29484769
>Implying he suggested FiMchan and not Ponychan.

>>29484744
I expect Discord to be big. Not Ursa Minor big, but at least enough to be intimidating. Bigger then the manticore.

Come one, it's a fucking Chimera, it's got to be huge.

>>29484776
The guy's a liar and a retard, he'd fit right in at ponychan.

What you DEFINITELY don't want to see in Season 2?

>Pop culture references everywhere
>Too many shouts at the fandom

>>29484807
Trixie
Gilda

>>29484799
I never lied to you.

Omegle is overrun with Bronies.

>>29484807
Derpy getting a voice.

>>29484816
>Hey I haven't been back to the general in a few months.

lie

>I'd stop by in the summer and it was just a tripfag circlejerk.

lie

That last sentence would have been a lie if it weren't a question

>>29484838
To me, "stop by" meant something more than "looked at the thread on the /co/ main page and it was nothing but tripfags talking to each other."

More Cheerilee

I think we'll see Hoity Toity again

More of that one sexy pony, you know the one

>>29484852
Or, rather, "been back to..." etc. etc.

My point was that I haven't been posting and seriously reading this shit, but it looked fucking terrible for the past several months.

>>29484687
You mean Chris Savino. Had it not been for him, Trixie wouldn't have existed.

>>29484587
Apple Jack. Maybe learning something from Fluttershy, or vice versa, but I can't imagine what that might be.

>>29484807
Did you guys know that Derpy is now an official character?

Not trolling.

So, if Discord is a conglomeration of other animal parts, I guess we need to decide on a fanon Animal Penis for him to have.

Well.

That was interesting.

man I've been too busy to come online and suddenly there are new season 2 screenshots

also dat mane 6 glass window
Have you already discussed who those three in the other window are?

>>29484933
why did you capitalize Animal Penis

>>29484933

definitely a sergal.

certainly a sergal penis.

>>29484933
Tentacle monster. Think the Rape Demon from Bible Black. Just a blob of tentacles, with a big one in the center.

>>29484953
Why did you?

>>29484953
Sometimes I just randomly Capitalize Words to emphasize focus on points of interest in my sentences.

>>29484952

i'm gonna go ahead and say cutie mark crusaders

>>29484720
I think it will be Applebloom first.

Scoots won't get hers until last and that's only because she thinks what she likes isn't cool enough. Dash eventually convinces her otherwise.

Cutie marks will be.

Applebloom - An appletree in bloom with a treehouse in it.

Sweetie Belle - a heart shaped bell

Scootaloo - a dancing ribbon

Why are Lyra and Bonbon so perfect?

They're just so soothing to look at.

>>29484982
But there would be no reason for them to be on a window

Pic a pony
You are now having a "Day out" with them.

What are you two getting upto?

>>29484998
>Scootaloo's cutie mark
>Not a chicken
hahahaohwow.jpg

>>29485015
magic

>>29485018
Well first I would HOLY SHIT THERE'S A TALKING HORSE NEXT TO ME.

>>29484962
You made me check what they look like

Oh god why did I check

>>29485018

Sweetie Belle! We are just hanging and she is singing to me.

>>29484933
No, you aren't thinking clearly. Discord is never symmetrical, it isn't a he, nor is it a she. You need to have both genders, but have them be different sets of genitals.

Hai guise. Looking for a new fic to read. I really don't care what it's about, just if it's good.
Also, i've already read Vagabond + Trials of *somethingsomethingsomething* and some other popular stuffs on ED.

>>29484999

>Why are Lyra and Bonbon so perfect?

The reason is because they have no character other than fanon. You can't reasonably dislike them like you could Rainbow Dash for being a bitch, Pinkie Pie for being annoying, etc. They mold perfectly to what you want.

>>29485018
Gonna rob some banks with Rarity. Fuck yeah, magic.

And then we have passionate post-robbery sex.

>>29484967
speaking of tentacle monster
>>29483832
>>29484244

Need some ideas. Some raider pony, or do you think they can get to a Steel Ranger? That would be most interesting, even though they most likely usually get hellhounds. Maybe an Enclave pegasus?

>>29484952
It isn't any specific pony in the glass window, it is suppose to be a story about how Discord manipulated the three types of ponies before Celestia and Luna came along and wrest control away from it.

Does anyone have that picture of nanaki's rule 34/63 fursona?

>>29485018
Rarity

We'd go shopping around all the most fashionable boutiques and round the day off with drinks in a trendy coffee shop as we talk about gossip and the things we've bought.

BEST

DAY

EVER

>>29485087
Why not just go all-out and rewrite the scene with Pip?

>>29485087
Wait, there was Tentacle rape in F:E?

>>29485045
Yeah, welcome to /tg/ circa 2008.

>>29485080
fuck yeah, in a pile of money

BEWARE, PONYCHAN, BEWARE

>>29484587
A satisfying battle scene between Discord and who ever is going to fight him.

The battle that NMM and Celestia had against each other 1000 years ago.

>>29485089
..Oh, I see the strings now!

>>29485103
Almost, but the thing accidentally broke its paralysis ability so it didn't happen.

F:E never has on-screen rape anyway. Or off-screen of actual characters.

>>29485113
fake, dashie doesn't wear makeup

>>29485055
So, he's a hermaphrodite?

I can get behind this. I can't wait for the sexy rule 63 Discord.

>>29485018
Twilight

I talk to her about all my favorite books and compare how our world differs.

Then I show her video games and get her addicted to them. She would be all up on RTS and SRPG games.

>>29485018
Applejack? Maybe we'll see who can kick the tallest and talk about animals.

>>29485095
I really hope you're a girl or else you are the most gigantic faggot ever

>>29485110
Absolutely.

Nothing turns me on more than doing something illegal.

Fluttershy sat there looking up at the sky. Once youthful her face now only showed signs of a long drawn out life. With friendship came magic and with that; immortality. The problem with friendship is that it’s not easy. It’s something you have to work at and have faith in. What isn’t easy is when a friendship grows into something much more.

The decades spent together were the best years of her life but as the others started to fall in love and let their friendships evolve; it was Fluttershy who was too scared to let her feelings out. Rainbow Dash always looked after her as they grew up together. Their relationship was that of siblings but as the years went by Fluttershy saw more in Dash than what she seemed to feel for her.

Her heart shattered when Rainbow Dash’s and Pinkie Pie’s relationship evolved into one of love. Instead of letting out her feelings they burned inside of her. With each passing year the pain grew stronger until finally she was unable to stay with the others anymore. The last straw was the fight with Rainbow Dash over the wedding.

With wings spread out so wide she thrust herself up into the air with great speed flying away from the pains, the feelings and her friends. She never once turned back until now. Wrinkles cascaded down her face as she looked back at the place she once called home. There in streets were all her old friends and loved ones, still forever young.

A tear slowly rolled down her cheek as she sighed looking at Rainbow Dash’s and Pinkie Pie’s new family. She never took another breath after.

>>29485172
Feeling a little insecure in your sexuality are we darling?

Is it a crime to look good?
Hm, ..perhaps it IS wherever YOU live..

Hey /co/, anyone here experienced with shading/shadows?

Hnnngh

>>29485142

What if Twilight doesn't want to play your games?

>>29485216

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0aMaaxy6g

Someone needs to illustrate this.

Rhhnrnnhg.

>>29485209

I was digging it until >lesbian shipping

>>29484720
Scootaloo will likely get her's first if the CMC obtaining their cutie marks will mirror the mane cast getting their cutie marks. Sweetie Bell will then get her's to keep with the tradition of the apple family members getting their's last.

>>29485230
I wouldn't make her play them, I'm just thinking about what kind of games she would like to play.

She would start out curious, wondering what the point of them is. Then she would try them herself and find them quite engaging. The mirco managing of units and resources. It's just the sort of thing she is good at.

I just know that she would love those kinds of games.

>>29485246
Go back to Kansas, Fred Phelps.

I don't even know why homophobes watch this show in the first place.

WHY HAVENT THERE BEEN ANY NEW LEAKS
I NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW
FDSHNJDFKSDFS

You know what I'd like to see Hasbro do?

Build an animatronic Rainbow Dash to march in gay pride parades.

>>29485018
Rainbow dash

She'll probably go off flying, and ehh, I think I wont be seeing her for the rest of the day.

>>29485298
>that feel when the entire second season is already finished but you still can't watch it

>>29485099
I kinda want to write not only the successful breed but also the whole process of carrying and dying. If I were to rewrite that scene I would have to think up how the rest of the story would go from there, and that's mind-boggling.

>>29485324
U NIGGER FAG OT I WAS ONLY JOKING I HAVE IT ALL TORRENTED ITS ON PONYSEX.NET

for now i will give this one more time

and yes this time i mean it

heres a preview

Why can't I stop laughing.

>>29485295

Protip: it's not just homophobes that hate your bullshit shipping

>>29485378
It's only homophobes who hate the lesbian aspect of it.

>>29485378
>doesn't like Lesbian shipping

What are you, gay?

>>29485216

This is possibly one of the best pics of I've seen of her.

>>29485378
Put your trip back on, Mito

I just found out something horrible! My Little Ponies don't actually exsist!

Now I can't let myself get butt hurt over it all!

>>29485422
I juts noticed that her colorscheme is Red, Whiteoff color yellow and blue.

Scratch confirmed for most patriotic pony?

>>29485133
Blood was getting raped in Pinkie's Fun House, Littlepip saw it an used her magic on the broken mirrors, turned the room into a Cuisinart

Also I've been reading Project: Horizons, the overmare of stable 99 and her assistant get raped right in the first chapter

Hey, hey guys
Hey gu

guys, season 2

Well MLP General I have been awake for at least 50 hours straight trying to manage this, but I am finally directly linked to the studio server, downloading as many vocal tracks from the episodes as I can find.
I'll have some on Vocaroo within the hour

>>29485433
How do you do it batman.

>>29485447
Indeed.

>>29485373

So, is Twilight the fetish character everyone relates to when people draw her in terms of having any type of liquid drink drip down her face?

>>29485451
Yes, yes
season 2
yes

>>29485455
Thanks bro.

If you want to get credit for it you might want to trip up.

>>29485447
>red white and blue
>most patriotic pony
>implying that she's American

>>29485455

But why? That would just ruin the show for everyone.

>>29485412

>It's only homophobes who hate the lesbian aspect of it.

True words.

>>29485473
Yes because really guys,

season 2 has a episode with a blue glow dood

>>29485468
>New pony comes to town
>She's nerdy and socially awkward
>Everyone secretly wants to fuck her

sounds about right

>>29485479
She clearly is American because Equestria is clearly Future United States.

See: Over a Barrel.

>>29485504
>The orientation doesn't bother me.

And yet you singled out the orientation for criticism.

Nice backtracking, retard.

>>29485506
Dr. Manhattan?

>>29485525
don't you mean Manehattan?

Really, ponies are keeping me from playing Halo: CE & quake :c

>>29485468
Uhhh...

Lets just say yes and leave it at that.

>>29485525

I just realized how much I hate you people.
I used to love watching this show and discussing it.
Now, whenever I even think of the show, I feel disgusted with myself for ever associating with any of you.

>>29485516

>secret

Hmmm, don't know about that!

>>29485539
I browse threads while I play videogames.

>>29485455
\/\/0∀|-|
∪ |-|∀><><0|2ℤ ??

>>29485517
>Implying that the United States of America won't be annexed by the People's Republic of China within the next 50 years

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

>>29485521
Don't argue with the autistic.

>>29485549

>>29485455

I genuinely hope this isn't true.

>>29485552
Why are Trixie's eat poking out of her hat.

That's not in her design.

>>29485549

>>29485521
Not backtracking, just clarifying...

>>29485238

I FOUND THIS ON PAHEAL

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK

>>29485455
If you are actually connected then why aren't you doing the next obvious step
Uploading horse porn

>>29485590
I know, right? It doesn't have any shadow!

>>29485549

>I feel like I am very important and wish to share this with all of you even though I have no actual reason for self-entitlement but pay attention to me anyway.

Just wear a tripcode already.

>>29485571

No shit, you dumb cunt.

>>29485610
Penises don't have shadows, though. Check it out for yourself. It's like how quacks don't echo.

YOU ALL DESERVE CANCER

>>29485516
She does have a lovely mane, I'm not sure many could resist.

>>29485623
>insert Homestuck reference here

Watching MLP with friends and making lame sexual jokes about the childish features is just so much fun and such a different experience.

>>29485610
>>29485622

Pony Thread Simulator 4.0

>>29485622
Oh my gosh, really? That's right, I remember reading about it on Encyclopaedia Dramatica!

>>29485549
Whenever I watch the show I forget about all bad things

the cool shit like manticores and cockatrices surprise the piss out of me

>hanging out home alone
>pet parrot suddenly says "BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD"

oh my god, my dad taught him to say that like 15 years ago, and I haven't heard him do it again until just now

My dad is fucking with me from beyond the grave.

and by grave I mean divorce

>>29485662
he's right, I just checked, my penis didn't cast a shadow!
;_;

Hey MLP general.

Guess what?

I love you.

>>29485667
this
watching the show it's like purification of all the shit going on in these threads
i just have fun and forget all the porn for a while

>>29485238
by illustrate, you mean make a comic of it?

>>29485687
why would you say that?

>>29485667
But there's only one of each. Unless there's a missing episode where all the monsters met up and attacked Ponyville.
>pedantry

>>29485549
do you really have trouble seperating things? Shit, I fap to pony porn, and I still enjoy the show entirely on its childlike, innocent merits.

>>29485687
>implying you love me

>>29485667
>MANticore
>COCKatrice

this show is now HARD CORE!!!!!!!

>>29485712
>>29485712
>>29485712

>>29485687

Me too man.

>>29485682
Haha.

Oh wow.

this is why applejack is my favorite

>>29485687
aw i looooouve you too celestia / anon

>>29485706
Ponyville would probably get wiped out in a matter of seconds if all the assorted monsters ganged up on it

Especially considering that an Ursa Minor is apparently larger than all of Ponyville combined

>>29485688
I know, right? I felt guilty for shipping when I watched the show and realize there's not that much ship teases.

I don't have f/f goggles because I don't like it

NOW TAKING DRAW REQUESTS!

http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite

>>29485736

AJ is my favorite pony too.

>>29485682
you are a horrible troll, Family Guy wasn't even around back then.

Good morning Bronies! How is the love and tolerance today?

I wonder if they're going to make more episodes about cities outside of Ponyville.

Manehatten, anyone?

anyone know what this is from? is there anymore?

>>29485753
All ponies are my favorite ponies
but some just stick out more

>>29485736

>>29485687
>MLP General says that they love me
>When I actually try to talk to you guys in webcam chat you call me an ugly faggot
HYPOCRITES EVERYWHERE

>>29485748
Personally I find the fun bit of shipping to be discussing character interpretation, rather than making screenshots of character halfway through a blink cycle

>>29485753

>>29485687

>>29485773

I agree.

>>29485784
You took one step too much there

>>29485745
The ursa major, maybe, but the other ones could be fought off, especially if they knew they were coming. Not much could keep standing against the pegasi weather patrol

>>29485807

DROP IT!

>>29485775
Well, sometimes you can't help small things like that

>>29485807

>>29485771

>WAIFU!!

That one is me. And wait, is that Nathan on the bottom? Holy shit...

>>29485763
i would love and tolerate blue pone if you know what it means

>>29485768
In a very special episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, the Equestria Trade Center is destroyed by suicide griffons

>>29485712
You're right. I don't love you.

No one could ever love you anonymous, you horrible ugly little monster. You're going to die alone and no one will even notice.

>>29485825
Aye, tis.

>>29485819
PLease! just listen to me!

>>29485833
this

>>29485784

>AJ getting hung by her own lasso.

>>29485840

EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOW!

>>29485832
I'd love blue pony in her special areas if she would tolerate that if you know what I mean

>>29485835
But . . . but sis.

>>29485558
MEANWHILE TEXAS IS STILL BURNING AND IT'S GETTIN PRETTY CLOSE

>>29485835
That hurt, because it's true.
Everything that's true hurts.
Even mathematical statements.
Like 1+1=2
fuck you numbers
why do you all get to work together so well but my erectile tissue doesn't get to work correctly

>>29485856
Shut the fuck up.

>>29485745
>>29485810
Reminders that the whole pegasus group could create a tornado so big and control it so finely it only affected the snow.

Because some people lamented the fandom, can I just say that I love the fandom for all the music it produces? It's like the dark side of all the clopfics.

>>29485863
I'd probably give her a hug, I guess.

>>29485768

I'd prefer Seaddle

>>29485877

>>29485871
TEXAS IS BURNING AND I
LIVE BY THE RIIIIIVEEEER

>>29485884

Were you the guy who wanted a picture of that pony?

>>29485855

"Sorry, AJ. A broken leg is a worthless horse, and this here ain't no rose garden, 'specially when we gotta keep alive a lame one."

>>29485893

>>29485863
im sorry what

>>29484744

THEY ARE GOING TO KILL US!

>>29485890
YOU BROUGHT DOWN MY FIST OF FURY MOTHERFUCKER!

>>29485894
Yep, I asked for it.

If we want to make ponies our waifus, then what do ponies want to make their hasubandos?

>>29485911
the jist of it is that I was implying that I would have sexual intercourse with her if she also wanted to

>>29485911
pone liker i fucking love you
every time you post i crack up and die inside

>>29485919
But you are dead, sir.
>what joke?

>>29485919

CALM DOWN! I gill give you a pony!

>>29485926

Well here you go, I was looking for you forever.

>>29485856
But Why? That's no fun, Anon
THAT'S NO FUN at all
Don't you wanna have fun?
Fun time?
Dont stop the fun

>>29485946

Fun? YOU WANT FUCKING FUN?!

Ok take a pony >>29485936

>>29485941
Awesome. Thanks, Soup.

>>29485913
LOL, POP CULTURE REFERENCES ARE A GREAT SUBSTITUTE FOR AN ACTUAL PUNCHLINE!

>>29485946
fucking captcha

>>29485956

No problem.

Animated gummy for the gummy god.

Guise.

Shut up, more AJ.

This is not pony related but anyone know where can i find a torrent for the new space marines vidya? v is fucking useless.

>>29485955

>>29485768
I just realized Trottingham is canon

>>29485984

>>29485856
>>29485840
>>29485819
>>29485807
>>29485877
>>29485890
>>29485919
>>29485936
seems we have a mexican stand of here cabrones

>>29485978
Your tribute is accepted and greatly appreciated, as I did not previously have that gif.

>>29485984
You know, I must have looked at this drawing a thousand times but I never once opened it until now?

It's kind of weird.

>>29485687
>>29485835

> that feel she face the death one day

>>29486007
Who's gonna shoot first?

>>29486007

We are ok now, ponies save us ese.

The next town that the ponies should visit should be Las Jacas

>>29486033

>>29486013
Everyone has to die some time.

I would think that Celestia would long for the sweet release after so many eons.

>>29486013
But Celestia isn't the sun...she just controls it.
She could go to any other solar system and start again with a new race.
Hell she has magic she could just change her appearance to match with the new race

>>29486021
...No takers?

I don't know what to think of this

>>29486006

>>29486048
She grew from a childlike form to her current majesty in a thousand years - she'll probably die before pony civilisation falls for the last time

>>29486053

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

>>29486013
>That feel when you have a 10,000,000 year life span, power to command the movement of celestial bodies, and run a country of perfectly loyal subjects who will do anything you ask at the drop of a hat.

>>29486062
i don't know what to think of YOUR MOM

>>29486055
So what you are saying is...

Lauren Faust is Celestia?

>>29486055
>implying that pony universe doesn't consist of one planet and a handful of space around it, making stars literally points of light on a sky.

>>29486057
I'll shoot my hot sticky load inside you, Fluttershy. You haven't been fucked in a long time. I can tell. You miss that feeling, don't you?

>>29486057
Me.

>>29485931
Some OC

>>29486066
The Apple family is the best family ever. I wanted more about the family in the second season, not only for Applebloom and Applejack, but Granny Smith as well.

>>29486090
FUCK

>>29486088

>>29486080
...
She transformed one page of the story of her life in a cartoon...GENIUS
Wait...that means....
OH DEER GOD WHY?

>>29486088

>>29486088
she doesn't need your pity, she gets what she wants

>>29485931
Prince Blueblood.

>Despise MLP
>Actually watch it
>Before I know it I've gone through Season 1
>Enjoy it
>Start posting in generals
>Acquire Lyra/Bonbon collection
>Maintain that I may like watching the show, reading >fanfiction is still below me
>Catch myself reading Fallout: Equestria while waiting for Season 2

What have I become...

>>29486074
>She's not a troll, she's just ten thousand years old, and she's just lost track of her moral code

>That feel when the fandom gets a hold of your favorite character and endlessly fucks them up.

I love Pinkie Pie, but every other picture I see of her is some sort of Cupcakes reference, parody, or mix of the two. It isn't just two or three people constantly requesting it either, the whole fanbase is into it.

What pony do you like who suffers an awful stigma because of a few fans who push something stupid for too long?

>>29486114
Something better, anon. You've . . .

evolved.

>>29486118
>Not sleeping for 1000 years to make sure the moon doesn't fall on Equestria. She's always sleep deprived. That rainbow mane is actually a sign of sickness.

>>29486114

>>29486123
Someone drew a comic where Rarity gets raped by Blueblood.

and That fic where Rarity gets everyone raped.

God damn it leave Rarity alooooone.

>>29486123
pinkie pie. but i like her regardless of what people think or post. i like the drawings though

>>29486118
You say she's a troll, but almost everything she's done has been to teach Twilight and friends a valuable lesson.

She's like a walking Aesop generator, preparing Twilight and her friends for their true test that will one day come. Even Nightmare Moon will pale in comparison to the level of this threat, and Twilight with the Elements is the only hope of stopping it.

>>29486064

>>29486123
Hahahaha that never happens with Rarity and Sw
>Sweetie retard
>Shitty Bell
>Sweetabuse
...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXlZ6edCHqI&feature=related

>>29486106
I know right, why aren't WE ponies?

>>29486165

I know that feel too bro.

>>29486156
and that threat is Celestia's endless boredom

>>29486123
>I know that feel bro
It's not all bad, anon. For every Cupcake reference in fanwork, there is something heartwarming of just funny for the loveable pink maniac.

>>29486114
less of an immature dude. if you like something fuck everybody else, you enjyit.

If that thing isnt infringing on anyone elses enjoyment, why should they care what you like, and why should you let it define you?

If you dont like MLP thats cool, dont come here bitching
If you dont like the threads thats cool, but dont bitch about that either
dont like shipping? cool, dont bitch
dont like fanfiction? dont bitch

Most importantly dont look down on anyone for what they like, only their attitude.

>>29486165
I know that feel.

>>29486106
BECAUSE.

>>29486118

Remember when we used to think up new and interesting ways to kill Dash?

I miss those days.

>>29486156

>>29486231
How about we think up new and interesting ways to hug Dash non-sexually.

>>29486211
This makes me feel bad that she isn't a real person that would really be sad.

>>29486231

>>29486164

"Celestia, thou has been our refuge: from one generation to another. Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever Equestria and the world were made: thou are Mare from everlasting, and world without end. Thou turnest Pony to destruction: again thou sayest, Come again, ye fillies of Colts. For a thousand years in thy sight are but as yesterday: seeing that is past as a watch in the night."

>>29486231
>new ways to kill Dash
>99% of every idea included her losing her wings

>>29486231
>kill
that's boring, she doesn't even have to live with it

>>29486055
>she had some sun-like properties
>she's fueled by nuclear fusion

>>29486271

Grimdark is so epic XD!!!!!11111

>>29486253
How about I go skydiving, and she flies up from the ground, and we meet in the middle and hug?

>>29486055
What if there is magic that is tying her to the sun?

>>29486293
"and in other news the rainbow smash was invented earlier today..."

>>29486293

>>29486264
Where is this from? The quote.
Can't remember

>>29486274
Yeah, it wasn't good enough to merely kill her over and over again. We had to get inventive and make her beat Scootaloo.

>>29486064
Maybe the age processes just stops?
I never got how gods aged...

>>29486317

it's a line from the bible they read at funerals.

I just copied it out of my copy of The Children of Men by PD James.

>>29486320
they aged based on the legitimacy of their cause

>>29486318
Man those were the days...
And before that we made her kill Pinkie because Cupcakes was just a dream that made her go insane...yeah...

We are horrible people aren't we?

>>29484677
I still made the first one.

>>29486293
I'm thinking more a sky diving falcon punch version of this

>>29486364
It's beautiful.

Submitting to Paheal.

>/co/ already making porn of a character based off his depictions in a stained glass window
I love you guys

>>29486293
How fast would RD be flying toward you?

>>29486392
In order to meet me half way, whatever the terminal velocity of a human is.

>>29486392
>FALCON PAAAUUUU--
>SONIC RAINBOOOO---
>epic brofist

How would you feel when the show continues on to have many more seasons, /co/?

How would you feel if they jumped the shark at some point?

How would you feel if the show became the Spongebob Squarepants for girls?

>>29486391

Are you sure love is the right word?

Also post pic of Twilight plushie!

>>29486377
And booth shatter your hands/hooves/whatever
Nice going retards.

>>29486364
Can we be friends? I made the first Madame LaFlour porn

>>29486408
Wouldn't that end badly for both of you?

like, you get broken bones or rupter something?

>>29486410
Every blank flank in the entire world would get their cutie marks from that.

>>29486364
it's so accurate
you're a hero anon

>>29486377
That violates the "non-sexual" part, because mares for miles around would orgasm simply because of how awesome it was

>>29486433
>>29486420

Fucking magic retards.

>>29486413
they're all sewn up, but one's blind and both are blank flanks

>>29486411
I have a feeling that Second Season is going to be the last good season.

It's not a good feeling, it's not good at all.

>>29486408
Wouldn't you die, dude? I mean...'hug' is the same thing as 'crashing' here. You kind of...stopped suddenly.

Unless RD proceed to hug you tightly as she take you around the sky, showing the majesties of the clouds.

Which she designed for you

WHAT IF FLUTTERSHY WAS A DUGONG?

What's going on in here?

Squeak still around?

>>29486433
not really, we don't have to hit each other that fast, she could match my speed before we hug

>>29486444
Cutie marks, dude.

Cutie marks everywhere.

>>29486420
But It would be forever written in history as the legendary brofist hear around the world
Worth it

>>29486411
If the show jumps the shark I'll stop watching it. I don't watch it because I feel some compulsion for watching it. I just like it because it's good.

>MFW artists won't stop drawing Fluttershy with a cock, getting fucked by Big Mac, fucking Big Mac with her cock, with cocks everywhere.

Sometimes it's nice when an artist likes a character you like and draws them often. However, other times it's fucking shit.

>>29486445
Last time I checked, RD can't preform magic because she isn't a unicorn.

>>29486449
Then she realize that you are a corpse..
Apparently humans don't survive forces of over 1500G's

>>29486433
Bones? Ponies are made of marshmellow bro.

The guy would just be vapour though.

>>29486391

When you have a character who's a chimeric patchwork of various animal parts, it begs the question what kind of animal dick would he have?

>>29486480

I dont know if this is because MS or CL now.

>>29486485
pegaus magic deals more with flight and carrying things in flight, rather than horning stuff

Have you seen that video where the two skydivers collide? One's falling flat in the normal skydiver position, the other's going head first and much faster. They hit, and there's this big cloud of what looks like red pyrotechnic smoke. It's the dude's legs being torn off.

>>29486502
All of them. All the dicks

>>29486480
How'd you suggest I draw 'm then?

>>29486480
Don't take it too seriously, bro.

>>29486480
Maybe you should grow up and get over your adversion to dicks.

>>29486501
True... but if that was is the case, answer me this.

How can a marshmallow stop something moving at 125 MPH (this is the terminal velocity of humans)

>>29486524

Will someone please draw Edgar Allan Pony?

>>29486502
It should be 'raises the question', dear Anon.
>pedant as fuck

And for the question, well, you can only choose one. Combination of different penises won't really work.

>>29486537
Yeah, all grown ups are bisexual

>>29486480
Sucks to be you Flutterfag.

That's what you get for having shit taste in waifus.

>>29486553
>goes apeshit over the presence of dicks
>doesn't have deep-seated emotional issues

Pick one.

>>29486548
Also Lovecraft...
What if they both end in Equestria and go on magical rainbowy adventures.

>>29486542
By matching velocity and then slowly decelerating both of you. Alternate answer: By matching velocity and then speeding both of you the fuck up until you reach mach 1, because then the laws of physics just stop applying to her

>>29486502
Tentacle dick.

>>29486510
Hm... Well I guess that explains it.

RD would catch you in mid-fall, and the momentum you were carrying would just magically disappear.

>>29486545
What is this image referencing?

>>29486581
On her...By that time you would be a pretty red mist

>>29486602
Pinkie Pie

>>29486602
Something to do with Homestuck.

>>29486581
or this >>29486596

>>29486608
That's why she matches your velocity first, so you don't hit each other hard.

>>29486602
>>29486611
Obviously we need to acquire art of her sucking some dicks, like Soarin's for instance.

>>29486622
So she does a u-turn. Why bother having her come from below in the first place then?

>>29486642
because you just met in mid air, a mile up, and hugged, for the most fucking awesome hug in history.

>image limit is approaching

>>29486635
>Personifying dicks.
Are you insane? Dicks are only good as long as there is nothing attached. Except maybe more dicks.

>>29486635
Ok so it's pretty much agreed.
We all would turn gay for Soarin and/or Breaburn right?

>>29486622
Can't you have a parachute or something so you slow down peacefully in the middle.

Then you feel the softness of Rainbow Dash slamming at you for a hug. It should be relatively painless.

>"Why would I hug you?"

>>29486643

I agree but are the fics are shit so...

>>29486666

Not me at least but i love him.

>>29486666

Fucking doubles

>>29486666
I'm pretty sure the definition of straight is "Has sex with members of the opposite sex, soarin or braeburn"

>>29486563
twifags are fast becoming the most obnoxious fans. Used to be dashfags but nowadays I just dont know

>>29486667
this is also a completely acceptable solution

>>29486702
Twifags were the best fans...

>>29486666
Still gotta get someone to draw those two fucking a couple of mares mid-air whilst brohoofing.

>>29486667
>Then you feel the softness of Rainbow Dash slamming at you for a hug.

HNNNNGGGG

>>29486739
We know you're not, Fluttershy.

>>29486545

>Pinkie sucking all the dicks

I remember I found this macro on some obscure place on the internet. Nobody was using it and I thought it was kinda funny, so I brought here to the MLP /co/ threads and used it a few times. Now, I see it pretty often. I regret it a little bit, as is rather demeaning to Pinkie. Sorry, Pinkie!

>>29486722
9 days man
9 days
we're almost there, just have to hold on a little bit longer

>>29486735
But only for a moment as then you die a painfully and horrible death as each organ and bone of your body is shattered and transform in a fine mist...

>>29486754
if it makes other people happy, she's happy

>>29486727
Tempting.

>>29486754
Thank you for that. But seriously I'm gonna request 34 of her sucking either Braeburn's or Soarin's dick.

>>29486766
Is
Is this what it feels to be an Avatar fan waiting for Season 3?

Because man, it sucks.

>>29486775
you do know that it's your *relative* velocities that matter, right? Just because you're dropping like a stone doesn't mean touching anything at all will kill you

>>29486726

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>>29486779
What if the only way to make people happy was to make people sad?

>>29486779
I'm pretty sure Pinkie-Pie has moral enough character to allow her to find other way to make people being with out turning into a whore.

>>29486822
she would pick the option that would result in the largest net gain of happiness

>>29486822
No such thing.
You're going to be happy whatever you think 'happiness' is. She's capable of possessing any states of emotions, she had the fourth wall in her hooves and she would use it to its fullest potential.

She broke the wall between comics and let the superheroes into our world.

>>29486840
you say that like she can't do both, depending on what the situation calls for

>>29486800
It must be. Waiting for HS updates was never this hard. God, I feel bad for every last person who's ever had to be patient and sit tight for something, because this...this ain't right, man. I'd love to be able to just forget about it but I know I can't.

You're damn right, it sucks completely.