this thread sucks dick. But not more dick then Nyx. That would be impossible

This is else where.

>fanfiction

>>29480233
Sad pony thread?
Sad pony thread

If they've finished season 2 why can't they just release it nowwwwwwwwwwww?

>>29480263
The delay on the vocals are fucking murdering me

Let's say each member of the main six is put into a situation where they must sacrifice some other member of the main six. They cannot choose themselves, there is no way out of it via clever choice or word play, and if they don't choose in 10 second all six of them die anyway.

Which pony does each other pony choose?

Rarity will never cover your mundane clothing in fabulous gems

>>29480275
Cause kids aren't in school yet
They will not appreciate pony if they come home without being raped by words all week.

>>29480275
If Rooster Teeth made all seasons of RvB, why can't they release is nowwwwwww

If Sony made a lot of games, why can't they release is nowwwwwww

If Valve made all the episodes, why can't they release is nowwwwwww

>>29480307
>If Valve made all the episodes

HA

HAH HA
HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA A
AHAHAHAH AHA H
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29480316
>T_T

>>29480261

sadponies are bestponies

>>29480261

>>29480325

>>29480330
Yes...yes they are

>>29480316
>2011
>not using a custom pony cursor

>>29480334

I'm heading to my classes. I'll take a request for when I get back.

Episode idea:

Twilight tries to reconnect with her parents, only to discover they had another daughter after she left to be taught by Celestia. They quasi-replaced her with the new daughter just like Twilight quasi-replaced them with Celestia.

What do you think? Could they pull it off in a kids' show, or is it kind of too grim? It wouldn't have to be all angst and crying, I can see it'd be possible to handle it lightly.

>>29480330
For some reason, I love seeing pinkie sad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey_fY9qcAXk

>>29480342
Where's this from? Based on a fanfic or a set?

>>29480359
C ya.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfcVT-Xy6t8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQgq7O8MImY

We need more sad pony. Extra credit if its not Derpy

If Celestia knew the world was in danger why did she get captured?
Pretty big plot-hole if you ask me.

>>29480387
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wujiEeZje_M

>>29480387
What about Luna?
Or is that easy mode?

>>29480390
She wanted Twilight to solve the problem on her own.

>>29480390
>pretty big plot hole
Now where's that picture that 0r0 drew, again?

>>29480362

Eh, it could work for SOME kids' shows, depending on tone. I could see Hey Arnold playing this pretty much straight back in the day.

The problem is that it's fundamentally kind of a deep personal issue, unlike all the other issues they handle in the show. If they played it as light as the show would normally go, it'd seem weird and creepy how well everyone was taking it, while if they played it as serious as the idea sounds then the tone would be all wrong.

The parents episode should be more like "They're coming to town! Can Twilight's friends avoid embarassing her?"

>>29480390
because she knew the world WASNT in danger.

I bet she knew how badly Luna would fuck up and just humored her

Luna is always acceptable

>>29480390
I don't think she was captured...
She just sat on the sidelines hoping that Twilight wil succed and bring her sister back.
If not she would have intervened personaly

>>29480435

>>29480362

I don't know if kids would understand the parallels of "They had a kid to replace Twilight just like Twilight replaced them with Celestia" without it being explicitely spelled out, which would be too sad.

the saddest of ponies

>>29480435
Does Luna include the NMM expansion pack?

>>29480471

>>29480474

Yes though its sort of hard to imagine her ever getting sad while in that mode, rather than just getting madder and madder

Not that I am complaining I would like to have seen NMM expanded on

>>29480486

>Image dump thread.

Well, I can predict what everyone's going to talking about roughly 280 posts in.

>>29480509
I can dump sad fanfics if you want.

When is celest gonna free luna

/co/, have you squealed with girlish glee yet about the imminence of Season 2?

Out loud?

why not? You know it'll feel awesome

>>29480474
>NMM expansion pack
>implying that a 40 minute story isn't a DLC that they could release for 10 bucks

Fucking Hasbro
Also the tree spell sucked.

>>29480509

It had better be ponies of a sad variety

>>29480541
Indeed.

>xxxxxxxxxx yrsamn

>>29480530
I don't think it would feel awesome.
I don't squeal.
I don't feel.

every second that we get closer to season two I cum >>29480530

>>29480541
Bubbles – Derpys mindset on events:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgkrBTryVCfmAARA5ZCMTY4nTa2ta2-mhmdpxvipEoA/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#%20

Today, Tomorrow, Forever – Derpy is forced away from her daughter:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xy28CF7zMdwfbmRnBnIXygJxnHR7UZqgSdjt7YX0dBA/edit?hl=en#

Simply Rarity – A journal of entry’s detailing Raritys early life:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdXe1LEcR6_s3JeA4hmVoeDMUACDjjz9VbU67F8ru_k/edit?hl=en_US

Bitter Sweet – Pinkie Pie dies of diabetes, and Rainbow and company deal with the lose:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-bittersweet.html

1000 Years – Luna defeats her sister:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pX6kU80tbMXhF44Ve-WxCB4o8KHnt7ZrLABrS5zIAbs/edit?hl=en_US

Shades of Pink – Pinkie Pie encounters her darker self in a dream
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Y5GG4_V14JQMUW1glu2CM0MKWpeycDsDBWAVj1kVavw/edit?hl=en_GB

The Last Sonic Rainboom - Rainbow Dash wants one last flight:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xraUs1BRjDfLXx9QcsHLbNVvrKOOx2Xjw8qGWAjBaIQ/edit?hl=en_GB&au
thkey=CNnNnIgE&pli=1#

Rainbow Factory... is SHIT. It's horrible, not like it's offensive, but in the nature, in the ideas and the story. It's to forceful, to obsened, and down right insulting. It's not sad, it's not depressing, it's a travesty of words.

Did everybody died?

>>29480530
nope. I keep the explosion of joy for the few days after the premiere, when "bronies" suddenly remember they are watching a girl cartoon and not a grimdark mature epic masterpiece.

>>29480574

Do it

When nobody is around

just squeal and shout "Yay!"

>>29480275
Because money.

Hasbro spent a few million dollars on this season, and by releasing it weekly they get:

1. Ad revenue on The Hub
2. Prolonged interest, which means more toy sales

>>29480590
Dude you forgot
Ships That Pass In The Night
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-ships-that-pass-in-night.html

Three Notes
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-three-notes.html

>>29480640
Never read them. Added to read list. Thanks.

>>29480590
I've read 3/4ths of those, and none of them made me cry.

Now you want fics that made me cry like a bitch? Not immediately, when I read them I was fine, but as I thought about them more and more over the week, I just broke down.
>>29480640

>>29480650
Do it
They are worth it...Just avoid them in the morning
I made that mistake...

requesting >fanfiction.jpg

Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3DnhD8Gls

>>29480663
Requested was sad, not tear educing. I admit most aren't depressing as fuck, but still sad.

Again, added those two to the list. Again, thanks.

>>29480679
Nope, will do it in the morning. Maximum impact is best impact.

>>29480687
>9 days left

>>29480687

>>29480390
"Ik new you could do it"

FUCKING SHOW
DID YOU WATCH IT?

>>29480698

>>29480702
B-bbut why didn't she just do something?

>>29480687

>>29480717
thanks
>>29480722
thanks

>Never browse /co/ except maybe 5 minutes each month
>stop by randomly
>I hope there isn't a pony thread on the front page
>naah what are the chances right?
>pony thread on the front page

EVERYFUCKINGTIME.

I mean do you fags realize that in order for someone who randomly stops by each month to see a pony thread EVERY TIME that pretty much means there's a pony thread 24/7 LITERALLY.

GET A FUCKING LIFE.

PONIES AND FOR CHILDREN AND FAGGOTS

>>29480737

You know, the more I think about how often fan characters like Nyx get shoved down our throads in these threads, the more I realize it's like 1 or 2 people actually doing it. How bored and lonly does a person have to be where their sole enjoyment comes from something like that? Feel kinda sorry for them, but not enough to care.

Have a mouth hug.

>>29480737

>pretty much means there's a pony thread 24/7 LITERALLY.

>is just finding this out

You funny, guy.

>>29480737
>Never browse /co/ except maybe 5 minutes each month

This implies you are doing something outside.

But then you would need to be mature.

People on the threads are more mature than this post

Something dose not add up.

>>29480718
She sat on the sidelines.
Remember Celestia needed the Elements to imprison NMM.
NMM couldn't do shit against Celestia or she would have defeated her long ago before she used the Elements.
Celestia just sat at the sidelines hoping that Twilight succeeds...that she will get Luna back...that all her planing won't go to waste...
But if Twilight did fail she would have just imprisoned her back and wait for new potential embodiments of the Elements

>>29480737
You know, when I'm looking for a pony thread on /co/ I can never find one (end up using the hyper-index), but when I'm not looking for one, they're everywhere. I think it's just part of life now.

>>29480750
I assume the Hippocracy of your post is supposed to be hilariously ironic yes?

>>29480287
They all can't choose, and mutually agree to stand together and face their enemies as one. They then either die horrible deaths, or survive through teamwork, depending on whether you're writing grimderp fanfiction or not.

>>29480718
Because she lacks the most important thing, the mos important component of the Harmony - friendship. Luna was her only friend but now, when she is NMM, Celestia can't use Elements properly. Sure she could banish her again, but after seeking a way to free her within 1000 years this is not what she wants.
That the reason why she, actually, let the Twilight to be such a anti-social nerd and even a bit helped in this case. because of that, Twilight was able to discover true magic of friendship and feel it all her heart ant thus direct the Stream of Harmony in a correct way. Not a banishment or imprisonment but forgiveness.

I want to run my fingers through Celestia's mane so bad.

>>29480737
24/7? Pretty much.
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>29480737
>get mad as fuck, because of a cartoon thread

LOL

>>29480780
>hippocracy
okay, I lol'd

>>29480737
There IS a thread 24/7, there has been for months. You may not realise this, but my little pony is unreasonably popular, meaning there are almost always people who want to talk about it, meaning that even as people leave the threads, more people join.

>>29480816
OH WAIT, HE WON'T SEE THIS SINCE IT'S 5 MINUTES SINCE HE POSTED

WE'LL HAVE TO POST OUR RESPONSES A MONTH FROM NOW.

>>29480768
Luna used magical evil magic in order to overpower Celesta - NMM was stronger than her.

>>29480287
I have a better idea - how about you stop making artificial conditions which, actually, does not fit MLP universe at all.

I hope you arent planning o write some fanfic. i really do, becaue all your characters will be OOC.

>>29480815
I'm of the opinion that her mane is prehensile. So it'd either by utterly amazing or it'll creep you out.

>>29480816
oh fuck.

>>29480737

>try and act like you only come into /co/ five minutes a month in order to maintain some standard of dignity to the anons in the threads you lurk

haha, good one.

>>29480866
NMM's was, and Rarity and AJ's tails are, so that's not unreasonable.

>>29480866
well we know their tails are prehensile at least

>hairjobs

>>29480857
NMM never was stronger than her. Element of Harmony is the strongest magic known to Ponykind (goddamn show, watch it, listen to the narrator).

>>29480881
No, not like the whole thing. I mean each individual strand.

>>29480887
NMM was stronger than celestia, celestia needed the EoH to defeat NMM. Celestia is not the EoH herself, she just used them, so your sentence doesn't make sense.

>>29480737

>>29480893
>why

>>29480888
oh
oh man

that'd be... useful, actually, really, really useful.

>>29480893
Only if I get to pause it and clean your hooves first.

>>29480911
How does one be a casual autistic hipster?

>>29480928
disagree with somebody on /v/

>>29480927
anon
she can't hear you

>>29480928
Here's the easiest way.

1) Go to /v/.
2) Start a thread about a game you genuinely like, giving the reasons you genuinely like it.
3) Congratulations, you are now casual, autistic, and a hipster.

>>29480928

You can modify it to autistic hipster manchilds.

>>29480928
ask /v/

>>29480936
maybe not, but after the fall of man and the rise of equine, maybe they'll look back on our records and see my words, and then resurrect me

;_;

>>29480934
>>29480942
>>29480944
You guys should write a book

>>29480953
All life in every conceivable universe is the same consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and serially.

You have been friends with Pinkie Pie before and you will be again.

>>29480975
but I'm not now, and all I have is now

These fucking bagel dogs give me a grump. They're some shitty brand that has a tiny little shriveled up hot dog in them so the first few bites are always just spongy microwaved bagel which sucks ass. Why can't I find good ones anymore?

Anyway, I was playing around with thicker lines and different methods for eye shading that were discussed earlier. Also made a few changes based on Terse's comments. Figured I'd share it. I'm "done" with this, but comments are still appreciated.

>>29480893

Oh man, saved so hard.

>>29480893
Cheese dust is the bane of my existence. Dammit, Pinkie.

I just finished Metro 2033 and now I need another (preferable recent) single-player FPS

Suggestions?

>>29480908
Celestia needing the EoH to defeat NMM doesn't only mean that NMM is more powerful then Celestia.
They could be equals.
If NMM was more powerful then why didn't she defeated Celestia before she used the elements.

>>29481003
if you haven't played it but want something with a similar atmosphere, the first or last STALKER game. Amazing games.

>>29481003
Resistance 3 is good if you own a ps3

>>29481003
Dues Ex HR.

>>29481010
She did - the sun never came up. They don't have to beat the shit out of each other to have a contest of power, it could take place on a higher plane.

>>29480989
Nice job, man! It looks even better now!

>>29481013
Already played

>>29481017
Oh shit I haven't played Call Of Pripyat yet. Downloaden.

>>29481023
I must finish the first one before jumping on that.

>>29481021
I don't, thanks for the suggestion anyways.

>>29481030
yes

>>29481033
you're in for a treat, CoP is excellent. They basically took SoC and made everything that was good about it better.

>>29480893
GO DIE IN A FIRE PINKIE


Sucks for Rarity...she's next

What colour is a pony's skin under it's fur?

>>29481033
You have steam?

>>29481050
Oh fuck I can't wait to play this

>>29481061
Yeah dude

>>29481059
The same colour as their fur, except it tastes stronger.

So, 2 days ago I was a pony hater.
I decided to watch a couple of episodes, just to see if I was hating correctly.
Today, I finished watching all of Season 1 and am anxiously waiting Season 2. I have no regrets.

>>29481066
Interesting...

Very... interesting...

>>29481072
Welcome to the heard.

>>29481072
bla bla bla Welcome to the herd etc

>>29480989
>Bagel Dog

>>29481072
My friend was like that.
welcome to the herd, stay out of ponychan.

>>29480893

Oh god YES

Thankyou Klondike

Why dont you stream man? I'd watch you. and I'm sure many others here would do so gladly as well

>>29481072
Welcome to what every single one of us has been through. Now to the important business: Which pony( or ponies) would you have recreational sex with?

>>29481072
Quick favorite pony
It's PP right?

>>29481031

But I wanted to know what's wrong with it, silly.

Speaking of which, I now feel dumb for not giving you feeback on your fic yet. Dammit.

>>29481089
He's new, he hasn't built up the mental cut-offs and safety valves that allows him to contemplate such a question.

To translate for the new guy: the mind and personality of which pony would you find most attractive in a human of your preferred sex?

>>29480911

> Captcha: 10th-grade kliessfi

Damn right, Captcha.

>>29481102
I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I'm no artfag, so you can't exactly take my words at face value, but I guess if you desperately need a problem, the perspective on Pinkie's hind legs and rear body is a bit weird? That's all I can say, though. I still think it looks great!

Don't worry about it, man, you don't have to. If you hated it, just say so, if you didn't, just say so, haha! I'm fine with whatever.

>>29481089
None of them, don't -like- like them. MLP actually stopped me from fapping to anything as soon as I started watching it all of 2 days ago. Gone from 3 times a day to clean. Thanks MLP, I guess.
>>29481099
Favorite pony is probably Rainbow Dash.

>>29481084
Tell me, do you have the Half Life/Portal series, TF2, Bioshock, or BFBC2?

>>29480908
Yes, Celestia used EoH that's why she is stronger. NMM can't use them but Sun Princess represent all six Elements and thus able. What is so hard there to understand?

>>29481072

Welcome to the generals

Things we need to work out

1. Derpy is a random background character /co/ spotted and became adored with until the actual studio caught wind of the Derpy fandom and now she's almost semi-canon

2. Ponychan is the devil.

3. Eqd is at various times either vaguely helpful or utter shit because its owner is a megalomaniacal fuckwad

4. Rarity is best pony

5. You have a homoerotic fixation on Braeburn now.

6. Dont use the word 'brony'. It's stupid

7. All the ponies are bisexual nymphomaniacs

8. Pony genitalia is candy flavoured, as is their semen. You find this delicious

9. Dont make threads yourself until you know how it goes.

10. Use the archive to find the current thread http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

11. no pressure

>>29481145
>MLP actually stopped me from fapping to anything as soon as I started watching it all of 2 days ago. Gone from 3 times a day to clean.

Hahaha, it's amazing every time. This shit is uncanny.

>>29481145
Hey, I did that too! It took a few months before I started finding ponies attractive and going back to being a generally sick and twisted individual. Enjoy it while it lasts, I guess.

>>29481153
because that's like saying I'm stronger than a bodybuilder because I can shoot them - she had better tools at her disposal, she wasn't in and of herself stronger, and thus when NMM was released 1000 years later and she could no longer use the elements, she was somewhat powerless

>>29481154

>>29481145

Everyone's first favourite pony is Rainbow Dash.

Do not worry my child, such things pass.. in time

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>>29481155
I don't think it's any effect on the libido. I think it's just... there's always another pony general and more pony images to read and see. It gives you a good default state to fall back on when you're bored and unimaginative and don't know what you feel like doing. And it doesn't require cleaning up after, unlike fapping.

So it just pushes out the 'nothing better to do' fapping periods.

>>29481160

anonymous finds me attractive?

>>29481154
>Rarity
>Best Pony
your list sucks

>>29481187
...I was going to disagree but I realized I can't.

But Twidash is second best.

>>29481194
You suck.

>>29481086
How I got my shit setup its impossible. I use my laptop for internet stuff but its usb ports are broken. So I link it up to my computer via ethernet cord and draw from there and post.
This computer cant get on the internet or it gets really slow. So I can't really stream like that.

>>29481189

I still fapped all the time when I browsed /v/ 24/7, though. I genuinely think some of the innocence of the show bleeds though. At least, I'd like to believe that.

>>29481188

>>29481194
HAHAHAHAHA
Wrong

>>29481192
Oh yes.

>>29481204
Rarity sucks

>>29481148
I have these gaems
And a torrented copy of Portal 2 because I didn't expect it to be worth my money.
it was.

Choices...

Choices...

>>29481187

14. Spike has a crush on Rarity

>>29481154
Errr, thanks for the info. I'll keep it in mind. Can I still use "Brohoof"?
>>29481160
I'm sure, haha. most times I change for the better I go back to plain old me.
>>29481182
I find them all pretty cool atm, but Rainbow Dash is... "20% cooler". I'm sure tastes will change.

>>29481199
TwiDash is best main 6 ship, but nothing can beat Lyra/Bon-bon, given that they were literally made for each other.

>>29481219
Rarity does suck but that's what makes her the best pony. Shes a great sucker

>>29481225
You have Bioshock 1/2?

>>29481192
You know it baby.

>>29481240
I mean as a pirated, I have it as such.

>>29481225
>All that Call of Duty

At least it's not in your favourites. But it seems you have so few. Don't you use steam as your primary source of games?

>>29481244
Heh, Images like that won't hinder me. Too skinny.
I love being invunerable to "conventional" porn.

Am I late for the sad ponies

>>29481232

>can I still use 'brohoof'?

Sure, have the relevant image for it

The problem with 'brony' however, is that it has shifted connotations where it now belongs to the crazies obsessing over the 'pony community', who are more obsessed with utilizing the fandom as a kind of nerdy social networking scheme so they're no longer SO ALONE

It used to be just something we jokingly called each other

>>29481232
It's discouraged but acceptable in small doses. Also important to bear in mind that most of us are sick of "10 seconds flat" and "20% cooler" because a few people took something that was said once and repeated it over, and over, and over, on absolutely everything, so we've heard it about a thousand times already

>>29481115

The irony here is delicious.

And resumes all emotions in just two frames.

>>29481240
Naw, I've been thinking of getting it though.

>>29481251
COD4 > COD2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

Also steam is kind of my primary source of games. I usually torrent games because I am a terrible person.

>>29481277
Oh, a fetishist, are you? Wait until faceless gets here. He broke me, he can probably break you too.

>>29481294
grab BS1 at least, it's a great, really interesting game. BS2 was fun, but really just "more of the same" for a game that was praised so highly on being different.

Hey, if anyone cares I just finished up chapter ten of Hoennshy.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xlRrVwo26nAs08NeKbhtMBFHW_JEnM3R8LLc9klmoRQ/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

Take a look.

>>29481228
I bet Rarity could just magic a perfect sized dildo into existence.

>>29481285

>we're sick of 10 seconds flat and 20% cooler

Out of curiosity... what is /co/'s favourite line nowadays?

inb4 talk about getting your beauty sleep

>>29481321
Dumb Fabic is line of the year every year.

>>29481298
Yeah, internet can supply anything. I probably already hinted what my weak spot was in the post, gosh darn it.

breakfast time /co/

what's in your bowl?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ebVA0z2zE

Sick Trixie beats.

>>29481331

>>29481277

>images like that

How about posts like this?

>>29481321
Good show, man. Good show.

>>29481333

Fruity loops as fuck

>>29481321
"Gently, pleeeease!"

>>29481342

Can you guys just stop tryiing to be as edgy as possible all at once? He'll see plenty of that just from normal posting around here.

>>29481331

>>29481294
Yeah, CoD 4 was great. Haven't played much of the earlier ones though. Had CoD 3 for the Wii but that doesn't count.

But why do you have the worst ones in the series and not CoD 4?

>>29481342
Ha, nope. Re-read my post to see... I can't be bothered to change it. I'm anon, what matters.

>>29481355
>edgy
>implying this isn't normal
Talking about ponyfucking around here is about as edgy as not talking about video games on /v/

>>29481355

>edgy
>whyboner post

Hey it could be worse

A Trixie roleplayer could show up

Bet you can't guess what I'm going to request MS to do next time he streams

>>29481298
>>29481330
Oh I know exactly what tickles your funny bone, sadly though I'm getting hungry so I won't be around for half an hour or so.

>>29481368
How common is actually attracted to the pony form instead of just attracted to an individual that happens to be pony-shaped? I mean, I'll admit I'm a bit curious about a MLP pony's body, but I've been a xenophile for upwards of a decade.

>>29481331

amidoinitrite?

>>29481388
...
yeah, would.

>>29481294

Let me tell you a story (slow thread is of coarse slow)

I'm on /b/, and someone wants to know a minecraft server to play on that's poni. I recommend my server, but he says he can't log on because he has a pirated copy. Then the next two threads are me bitching that the tripcoders all have pirated copys. They can't afford a legit copy because they need to spend all money on the important things. After I go to sleep, I feel bad for treating like like such. Who am I to whine about their financial situation? So I go to CVS and spend $140 on a debit card to buy 4 gift codes. However, Mojang doesn't like debit cards, and I couldn't transfer the money onto my paypal account because I lost the receipt. So I have all this money, thinking I can still give my money away for good, but now I learn I can't find that very card. I have most of the info, so I think I can get you Bioshock. This just proves how irresponcible I am at the moment, and why I want a job so I can recover a bit from my foalishness.

Give me your steam name please.

>>29481310
Link ED/Google Docs list of all storys please?

>>29481357
Maybe he got it in a package deal. He got all those other Valve original titles in a packaged deal. 20 games for 100 bucks.

>>29481382

a pic Rarity washing Applejack's hooves with a sponge.... gleefully licking the tip of her shiny clean hoof as she does so... causing Applejack to reel back in ecstasy?

>>29481400
get the fuck out of my head brain monkey

>>29481403
Also, I play CoD4 on the Wii.

How does this make you feel?

>>29481398
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/39/Hoennshy

>>29481154

Why is Ponychan the devil?

>>29481390
It's not uncommon, at least in these threads. I mean, they're very curvy. But still, for most of us I think it's at least half personality.

>>29481390

You're talking about the difference between xenophilia and pansexuality? Couldn't tell ya, man. We've got our fags that seem to be vociferously attracted to the bodies themselves, though I suspect they are in the very small minority. Most people like the personalities and I guess it offshoots from there.

>>29481378

fucken neighsayers...

>>29481416
Thanks, I have quite a few fanfics to read.

>if only I had AJ's tec eyes

>>29481115

> Autistic aspie manchildren.

Shouldn´t that comparison be the equivalent of Godwin´s law for /co/ by now?

>>29481400
Hooves are keratin. They've got even less feeling than your thumbnail, and that's without taking into account the callouses a working pony like Applejack would have.

>>29481441
>start post by talking about how hooves are made of keratin
>mention callouses
wat

>>29481398
>buying me a copy of bioshock
Jesus, I really do appreciate this but it's too much man. Hold on to your money, bro.

>>29481414
Wii FPS's don't really work but I'm mostly indifferent.

>>29481388
Damn, 4chan's quicker than what I'm used to.
...Better than the other posts. But I'm still clean.

>>29481424

It's a festering hugbox full of mid-teens who occasionally happen to enjoy ponies

Check out their mad poetry skillz

>>29481455

Don't worry dude, we've actually got quite a substantial fatty porn subgroup going on. You're covered.

>>29481461
oh man bad emo poetry

ponychan really DO have everything that makes 12 year olds painful

>>29481451
What else am I to do with it? I lost the card, so I can't buy IRL stuff, and I can't buy the Minecraft gift accounts because...

>

So name, now please. I feel like utter shit.

>>29481441

You forgot to factor in Marshmallow biology


Admit it, you'd give her a lick

>>29481464

fat poni is best poni

>>29481464
You mean, on other pages?
I'm still pretty new to 4chan. :S

>>29481182
no

>>29481426
Yeah. I think quite a bit of it is down to 'I would fuck a pony normally but if it's (whoever) it's different'.

But I can see how even straitlaced folks could be interested in the pony form. It's curvy and adorably furry and cute as a button. Compared to, say, a Thri-keen, it's easy mode.

>>29481482
I would lick her hind legs, because they've kicked apples and the apple juice has probably dried all over them and made them even more delicious

>>29481484

Fat pony you say?

>>29481496

Haha, interesting to see another person who views this sort of thing as a bit of a challenge. You're right though, it's not hard if you set your mind to it.

>>29481481
Oh wow, you're very generous.
I think it's Cease_

>>29481461

Yikes... that's why I stay awau from places like /fic/ and /collab/ when I'm there. /oay/ and /pony/ are okay - I usually go there when 4chan is down. As for mid-teens, you can't pretend that /co/ or /b/ or FiMchan are free from them either.

>>29481515
Uhhh, I like "fat poni", it seems, you guys seem to have it, but that picture? No.

>>29481525
I'd actually rather Unreal Tournament 2k4 than Bioshock but whatever

>>29481496
Yeah, much as I've spent quite a lot of time on /d/, my tastes never really strayed too far from the human form before now.

>>29481516
I blame Phil Foglio.

>>29481382
I'm not going to lie

Futa on male is hot.

>>29481548

have some more fatty

>>29481496

>Thri-keen

Are there any sexy mantidponies yet?

>>29481550
/d/ tends to be pretty human-centric. You should have seen /tg/ before the Reign of the Mod-King. Interspecies erotica as far as the eye could see.

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Thri-Kreen_Erotica

>>29481525
>Please verify your payment method and enter a valid card number.

>Card Balance $140.00

...

I'm... so sorry.

I have wasted $140 bucks. I have 60 in my hands right now.

Where do you live so I can walk to your house and hand you the cash myself? I am physically unfit to do anything electronically it seems.

>>29481582
Please no.

That would just be way too goddamn confusing.

>>29481548

Make an account on Ponibooru, set your preferences to explicit, and search "Artist:Envy" and "Artist:Okiedokielowkey"

I'm afraid I can't be of more help, since I'm personally not into that stuff. Sorry.

>>29481176
Yes you are. Stronger not in the meaning of physical force but in conceptual meaning.

Also, iti s debatable that Celestia was weaker than NMM. Luna in her normal form is weaker indeed, but in her wicked form she was perfect match to unltimate Celestia form.

>>29481593
Can't you like call the bank or whatever? I'm sure there's SOMETHING you can do

>>29481593
You seem to be too willing to take guilt onto yourself for minor things. You should learn to forgive yourself.

I'd like to take this time to thank everyone who enables sentenal to shit up every single thread with his pants-shittingly retarded /soc/ bullshit. Thank you all. Please die.

>>29481657

>>29481633
>>29481176

What I'm trying to say is that Celestia had something (represented all Spirits in her - loyalty, kindness, etc) that allowed her to use Elements, its raw power. NMM haven't had this and thus she IS weaker.

Point is - Celestia could handle the situation again, but decided to do not and I explained why: >>29480797

>>29481657
Has he done this sort of thing before?

>>29481628
Street and address please? I'll walk to the ends of the earth.

>>29481635
I really don't want to, because it would get my mom involved. I know her, she'll say I fucked up, that I should be focusing on school and not games, and blah blah blah.

And she wonders why I want a job so badly. She want's to pay for my books and school materials, but then I'm owning her more.

No, I'm sorry, forget I even have any cash in the 'bank, so to speak. I'm going to call the people or e-mail them and ask if they can take the money and... I don't know, give it to the company or something. After the expiration date, where does the money go? Better sooner than latter.

>>29481651
When I get a job and can actually feel good, maybe.

>>29481657
>says he'll block me
>complains about me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQR229T6yGg

>>29481072

Also, we like to joke about Rainbow Dash being a lesbian.

I think...

>>29481688
Budapest, Hungary, I'll tell you the rest if you get here with the money.

>>29481674

Every single fucking thread. You should have seen the shit he was posting a couple nights ago. He had some kind of psychotic break and started posting walls of word salad about how he was going to kill himself because he couldn't ever transition from the 3rd dimension to the 2nd dimension and fuck a pony and jumping out of bed like the "goddamn naked terminator" and shit like that. It was fucking bizarre. Everyone should have him on filter.

>>29481688
I can see where that guy's coming from, man. I get it, you've got problems. But this is where we come to to talk about ponies, not to read about your finances.

>>29481665

Welcome to my filter, you useless piece of shit.

I blame you all for this

>>29481700
Really? Then why hasn't he migrated to Ponychan? They'd put up with his bullshit.

>>29481723

Because people keep fucking feeding him.

>>29481700
>missed the whole point of those posts
I don't blame you for mixing up suicide in a thought experiment and a plead.

>>29481705
Oh please, I have no such thing, that's the problem. I have stuff that I want to give away, but I can't. I don't need all this cash, but others do. I'm pissed I can't help out anyone else.

>>29481729
Unsurprising, considering he just did a very smooth bait-and-switch from 'I will buy you something' to 'listen to my complain about my financial situation'.

>>29481718

>>29481744
>'listen to my complain about my financial situation'
>ignore content of posts

Another reason I post here is largely because you twats can't understand the simple things I post and discern among the more surreal stuff I post.

God bless anon.

>>29481733
...'suicide in a thought experiment' is grounds for detainment in a psychiatric institution. Sounds like you need a jacket with extra-long sleeves.

This is why people hate tripfags - because every now and then you get one like Abatap or Jim Profit or this whiny little freakshow.

Hey Derpy, look!

>>29481771

If Gummy jumped on your face and started force feeding you his dick would you submit?

>>29481770

I'm trying to find the thread where he did it. It was fucking hilarious but doesn't make his bullshit any less annoying.

Also I'm pretty sure he's about 14 or 15.

http://www.rapidtvnews.com/index.php/2011090814955/transformers-my-little-pony-team-up-to-invade-asi
a.html

>Optimus Prime is hopping a ride on My Little Pony and heading out to Asia, thanks to new carriage deals inked by Hasbro in three Pac Rim markets.

>Broadcasters in Singapore, Hong Kong and South Korea will all bring the animated, English-language Transformers Prime to their audiences, hoping to capitalise on interest in the brand following the latest installment of the bombastic, Michael Bay-tastic movie franchise.

>South Korea’s leading public broadcaster EBS has picked up Transformers Prime as part of its continued drive to acquire primetime programming aimed at an older kids’ audience. Additionally, TVB Jade, Hong Kong’s highest-rated terrestrial channel, has signed Transformers Prime for launch.

>On the other side of the testosterone scale is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, which is being picked up by Singapore’s highest-rated kids’ channel, Okto, along with Transformers. Both titles will debut on the English-language channel in daytime slots.

>While children's programming is notoriously difficult to export thanks to cultural differences in markets around the world, a love for ponies with braidable rainbow hair and robots that can turn into really sweet conversion vans seems to be universal. Finn Arnesen, Hasbro Studios’ senior VP of international distribution and development, hopes more winning characters can be found. No word on whether the compay's most famous offering, G.I. Joe, would translat. But he indicated that Asia would continue to be a focus for expansion for the kids-content powerhouse. "The deals with these three powerhouse channels represent a significant first step in our expanding international strategy throughout this vitally important region," he said in a statement, adding that he plans to "develop and grow the Hasbro Studios brand in Asia."

>>29481780
Aaaawww, too bad you are in a cage and can't get it...

Would Derpy give blowjobs for Muffins?

>>29481796
you back staber

>>29481794
>Bay-tastic
That almost sounds like an insult.

I hope that it is.

>>29481787
Crocodile penises are incredibly small, bro. Like, a croc Gummy's size? We're talking a quarter inch.

>>29481828
So..........yes?

>>29481840
Nope.

>>29481816
Sorry, life is hard sometimes...

Also, I called the Child Services. They are coming to take Dinky away. Sorry.

Rover has big arms. IF he forced you down and tried to stick it in your pooper you probably wouldn't be able to resist

>>29481840
So, he can't exactly 'force feed' someone his penis when he wouldn't be able to penetrate past their lips when fully erect. The scenario is ridiculous.

>>29481790

Found it. Ctrl-F and search "terminator" in the first thread to find the beginning.

http://arch.413chan.net/co29379054.html
http://arch.413chan.net/co29380874.html

>>29481844
so you're a man of bigger tastes?

I think Celestias insides are hot like the sun, which is why all those that have sex with her disappear

>>29481846
Love can overpower anything

even the feds

Would you let gilda hump you ass so she could feel like she had a dick?

>>29481867
>>29481850
>>29481787
Can we stop with the pony thread simulator posts, please?

>>29481860
My interests are quite exquisite.

>>29481883
But don;t you know?

I don't think RD would be able to push off all of the bullies if they tried to spit roast her.

>>29481892
she could fly faster than them and easily get away
she just doesn't want to

>>29481859
This guy has 'danger to himself and others' written all over him.

Most serpents have two dicks, so you best stay away from Steven Magnet when hes horny especially if you are male

I don't know how I would deal with Mrs cake kidnapping me and using my cum for frosting

>>29481902
>This guy has 'danger to himself and others' written all over him.

Only half of this is correct. Note, I could not mercy kill a bird.

>>29481874
Even the royal guards? I don't think so. You should say your goodbyes, they'll be there in five minutes.

>>29481936
I dun derped the picture

>>29481932
>>29481909
>>29481881
>>29481867
>>29481850
>>29481814
>>29481787

>>29481787
>>29481814
>>29481850
>>29481867
>>29481881
>>29481892
>>29481909
>>29481932
Get the fuck out

>>29481932
The same way you'd deal with Pinkie kidnapping you and keeping you as a pet, feeding you on a diet of regurgitated sponge cake. As in, you wouldn't have a choice.

>>29481936
Let them come. There is one muffin yet in Equestria who still draws breath.

you know the royal guard can probably get away with anything. So don't let them catch you without panties on the street on a sunday night.

>>29481968
Beg pardon, 'nonymous, but ponies don't normally wear clothes.

What would it be like if Spot fisted you and taunted you while doing so and giving you a reach around?

>>29481973
Sparkleponies wear clothes.

>>29481978
>Spot

>>29481973
If anonymous were pony, who would jack him off to take his sperm for breeding?

>>29481993
Twist.

>>29481993
But anon, you already are.

>>29481719
What am I looking at here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dys1_TuUmI4

This could definitely be Luna´s theme. Even the title and lyrics fit.

Is it true that if you rub a diamond on your dick that baby dragons can still smell it and taste it by licking your penis??

Lesbians are the cutest /)^3^(\

>>29482005

>>29481963
Don't fight it Derpy, or 'Your Little Muffin' will look like this after the guards get her, if you catch my drift.

If you hit on Luna, would she banish you to the insides of HER moon?

>>29482020
You're just trying to get into Thread Simulator 4.0 aren't you?

>>29482020
>Is it true that if you rub a diamond on your dick that baby dragons can still smell it and taste it by licking your penis??
>??

Yup, it's copy pasta

>>29482019

Follow your common sense
you cannot hide yourself
behind a fairytale forever and ever
only by revealing the hole truth can we disclose
the soul of this bulwark forever and ever
forever and ever

Indoctrinated minds so very often
contain sick thoughts
and commit most of the evil they preach against

Don't try to convince me with messages from god
you accuse us of sins committed by yourselves
it's easy to condemn without looking in the mirror
behind the scenes opens reality

Eternal silence cries out for justice
forgiveness is not for sale
nor is the will to forget

>>29482037
Nigga its not even copypasting. Im just coming up with this until you guys start talking about ponies again

>These past two threads

I'd love to believe Season 2 is going to help with discussion, but after being an Adventure Time fan for so long, I know better. It's only going to get worse.

>>29482029

>>29482027

>>29482052

eeyup

>>29482051
Two wrongs make a right then.

>>29482062
Hey. It worked didn't it?

>>29482055
MRS CAKE YOU HOMEWRECKER
YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL LYRA HEARS ABOUT THIS

>>29482069
*looks around
...
Nope.

>>29482052
On the other hand, at least we'll have new ponies to talk about!
So in light of this, I ask you, what sort of character archetypes and personalities do you want from ponies next season? I'd love to see a gruff, older pony that yells at other ponies to get off his or her lawn, secretly hiding a heart of gold.

>>29482069
I see no ponies.

>>29482079
Its funny cause MR Cake is too much of a beta to care what Mrs cake does to others.

>>29482086
More Granny Smith.

Also, if she dies... how would it make you feel?

>>29482086
I want to see more Dyke Dash and Random Pie, with a hint of Bookworm Sparkle and Deadpan Snarker Spike. Or some more Applejack. Even though I don't like her, because she's boring, maybe we'll see more of her this season.

>>29482086
I want to see a Russian bear.

>Closing your card will prevent use of any remaining money on the card.We will mail you a check of the remaining balance after all pending transactions have cleared.This means that a refund check can take 2 to 4 weeks to receive.Check cashing fees may apply.

Oh... that works.

...sorry. I am a melodramatic poet.

>>29482102
In before Mr. Cake is actually the Gary Oak in personality
>Whats that, my wife is destoying relationships
>Whatever, smell you later, running a shop
>Also I'll probably dick my wife later for it

>>29482135
How would NM/Discord make Derpy corrupted as such? That doesn't seem physically possible.

>>29482188

>>29482181
Oh that's easy.
"When you rule the world you will have ALL the muffins you could ever want!"

>>29482215

it was at that point when I got distracted by mrs cakes

HOT ASS

>>29482103
I could live with seeing more Granny Smith. If I recall correctly, they're planning something for her in S2, so you may get your wish!
Eh, I wouldn't be too fussed. Death is sad, but the writers have a plan, and it happens to everybody anyway. I'm not all that attached to her.

>>29482130
Dyke Dash? The rest of the others I understand and agree with, especially Snarky Spike, but that one eludes me. Ah, well. Looking forward to more AJ this season myself.

>>29482135
I could deal with that. Maybe we'll get an episode in which Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash housesit for him?

>>29482055
>>29482079
>>29482102
>>29482149
When I created that BonBonxMrs. Cake pic, I had the idea of Mrs. Cake mentoring BonBon in the ways of lesbian sex and had no interest in disrupting BonBon's relationship with Lyra (and having a bit of fun, too).

Cup Cake has BonBon's best interests at heart and only does this to better her relationship with Lyra.

>>29482256
I would not be able to come to that conclusion by looking at the picture alone.

>>29482313
...
Fair point.

you will never a derp

So apparently there's some guy named Fuzzy_Logic on ponibooru who ships himself with Pokey Pierve (as his own self-insert OC) and rages hard at every picture that has Pokey with any other character.

That site is fucking weird.

>>29482398

Pierce*

>>29482386
You will never accidentaly the whole thing

>>29482398
Link?

>>29482398
All pony sites are pretty weird. Can you name one that isn't?

>>29482398
Yeah, don't read the comments on ponibooru.

>>29482422
/co/

>>29482422

Point taken.

>>29482398

>>29482433
Earns 'weird' from the simple fact that its on 4chan.

>>29482433
/co/ isn't a pony site. We talk about the show on the cartoon board, but 4chan itself isn't dedicated to it.

>>29482433
/co/'s filled with all sorts of faggotry

Nathan. Mito. Nyx obsession. Sentenal. And let's not forget Anon.

>>29482433
That's a lie and you know it.

>>29482422
FiMchan

>>29482460
>>29482458
>>29482457
>>29482451
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO25z6kmJ4M&feature=feedf

0:23

>>29482398
I only go to ponibooru to fap to the creepy RP in the porn drawing comments

>>29482563
What are you, new?

Nah. We´re just waiting for someone to come and troll.

>>29482458
Anonymous is a creepy fucker

>>29482597
Hmm, I'm out of steam.

Because Gabe ate it.

>>29482586
Nope, the thread is dying. Let's finish itt of so it can reborn.

Not much to talk about, but how would the story change if Hasbro ordered the story to take place in a seaside location?

Need quick advice:

What kind of gradient would work best to exemplify a pony tired and having a headache?
Case-in-point, Filly Lyra having to stand around and shake all of her parents' socialite friends all day at her own birthday party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJHvzJiiXAM

>>29482626
>not much to talk about

Then maybe we should stop having 24/7 generals.

>>29482631
Ahahaha I hate this

>>29482626

Survivor: Pony Island

>>29482638

Uh... not sure. Sorry. I can't art.

>>29482650
or maybe we could just talk about ever more improbably shipping pairs

>>29482458

/co/ is wierd and depraved, yes.

But the reason we all keep coming back here as opposed to subjecting ourselves to all the other 'LOL EPIC BRONYZZ' sites is because we have so many laughs here. /co/ is fun

>>29482650

NEEEEEVAAAAAARRRR!!!!!

> Captcha: na´ vi nssfsi

What do you mean by na´vi, Captcha?

>>29482650
No, we need to be like a leaf in the wind.

>not give a fuck one way or the other

>>29482661
Nigga it's awesome.

>>29482671
>fun
...you sure you have the right /co/ in mind?

>>29482671
Yeah okay, I can get behind this. /co/ is the only place I can go where I don't choose what I'm talking about, because the threads swing between everything, but always have fun doing it.

>>29482668
Like Fluttershy and Big Mac?