What if your wife orbits my dick?

Fuck off

so, Applejack thread?

wwhich pony wwould you prefer to hug

im bein serious here

>>29478869
>>29478883

>>29478869
That would be quite amazing

>>29478897

isn't it obvious?

I fucking love you creepy assholes.

Never leave, you guys scare off the newfags who would berate every single /co/mrade for being too weird and neckbeardy with your furry and not-furry-but-still-kinda-weird antics.

>>29478897
Fluttershy.

Also, this thread is quickly starting to sound like it's gonna turn into the perfect material for one of those pony thread simulators.

>>29478897
Saloostya

>>29478892
I second this, I have a serious lack of Best Pony.

>>29478897
see...>>29478909

Non sexual edition

guys i just fapped to the coleslaw pony

half sincerely and half ironically with so much irony that it was ten times removed from the original joke

oh man why did i even do that

holy shit

why?

AJ thread? Nice goin', pardner!

>>29478935
An entire episode done in the style of Shakespeare.

>>29478935

anything to help to invest in AJ's character. She didn't get enough development in season 1

>>29478897
Celestia.

Only She would understand me on account of being an all-knowing deity of sorts.

>>29478950
Her character can't advance any further.

She's just that bad.

>>29478954
>Not because she's the cutest

2011

>>29478943
>>29478927

I see my brethren have returned

Uhh, is 4chan derping, or is it the hurricane outside raping my ISP connection?

>>29478957

what was that? Can't hear ya, I'm asleep!

>>29478962
Well, and her mane is really cool. Probably very soft or something.

I do not masturbate to ponies.

Which episode I'd watch - seeing Celestia loose her cool in some ultimate showdown would be col. Not something silly like Flutterrage, more like HOW DARE YOU. I really wonder if her mane will turn into fire.

>>29478974
I think it's 4chan.

>>29478974
both

Date one pony

>>29478974
hurricane x sentenal01's ISP

OTP

>>29478982
Also, this isn't MLPG, isn't it?

>>29478985

depends, am I also a pony? Or do I have the option of turning said pony into a human?

>>29478935

Fuckin' AJ episode. Only one episode in season 1 was no fair.

>>29478965

Am I STILL the only person in a pony thread who can recognize this image's reference? I hope not.

> Take the hint, sugarcube.

>>29478985
No. I'd only be willing to do friendship; inter-species dating is creepy.

>>29478982
>>29478983
I see.

Also, I was going to walk around my block to be part of my getting fit plan.

lol

tripcoders are away at school/class/asleep. Post thread simulator materials

>>29478985
Mayor Mare.

>>29478985
But I have a strict policy of only dating, fucking, and fapping to humans.

>>29479000

sorry brony, you'll have to explain that one to me.

>>29479008
She looks like she's going to grab that rope and swing out of that window.

>>29478985
pic related

>>29478897
Either Twilight, because, goddamn, she's adorable, or Dash, so I could tell her everything would be okay.

>>29479027
Rules were meant to be broken.

>>29478985
It'd have to be Twilight, wouldn't it. I mean, Dash'd be fun, but it'd never work out.

>>29479044
No they weren't.

They were made to be followed, that's why they're rules.

>>29479052
But that would be no fun.

Sometimes you have to get a little dirty.

I would sex a hug nonponily

>>29479063

>>29478985
Derpy.

Getting to know her mind state will allow me to guide her into computing complex calculations that the ordinary sentiment mind can not do, allowing for the basic creation of a rudimentary A.I. This will allow the creation of more advanced and better generations of machines and A.I., replication technology, a economy based on needs and wants governed by pure logic tempered with heart, and a up link between organic and synthetic.

>>29479071
Don't back sass me.

>>29478985
I'd date human Fluttershy. I think that she'd be nice to take on a picnic in the park.

Rape is never okay.

>>29479081
It's not rape, Pinkie is just mad that Dash won't do it in flight.

>>29479081
Women can't rape other women.

It's not possible.

>>29479063
>>29479092

>>29479079
And when you decide she's not your type she won't take "No" for an answer. Oh no, not our cute little Fluttershy... She'll stalk you around, follow you everywhere, call you 50 times a day and scream WHY DON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEEE in the phone...

so I just found a MLP soundboard app for my phone. I guess I'll be in the kitchen making pudding.

I'm listening to Goodbye Horses on repeat.

>>29479103
What have you done

>>29479099
>implying you'd get that far
You'd say something along the lines of "Maybe we need a break" and she'd pin you down, look you in the eye, and you'd fall helplessly in love with her. Or so you think. You'll never know the difference, so what does it matter? She even got you a nametag so you'd never forget who you belonged to

>>29479099
Ah see your point... Nevermind, I'm going out with Gilda....

>>29479129
Help police, I'm being touched.

>>29479129
To think of it, humans are animals to ponies...

>>29479135
Oh ho ho. She's a typical teenaged brat. She may change into someone decent though.

>>29479099
But on the positive side Fluttershy will never ever leave you.

>>29479143
And ponys are animals to humans.

Humans are animals.

Ponys are animals.

Everything organic is an animal.

I bid you adieu AJ brethren, I must be off now, but before I go, have more applejack

>>29479159
And fluttershy is the beastmaster behind it all

>>29479159
mushrooms are organic

>>29479143
I would turn Gilda into a decent woman. Not girly, just decent.

>>29479154
You will be together. In love. Or death. FOREVER.

I never got it. And they call Pinkie insane.... She was just depressed, and she had her reasons. Now Fluttershy going all obsessive, that was crazy.

>>29479159
Come on, you know I was talking from ethical standpoint.

>>29479178
Yes, but Pinkie also has an underlying case of Schizophrenia.

>>29479177
>implying she wouldn't have you under her claw from day one

>>29479172
They are a funges.

Plants are flora.

>>29479170
There can only be one.

>>29479178
And I was talking objectively.

We all know Fluttershy is a tree.

On a sugary kick
So what should I do next:

Twilight cuddling up with Spike
Pinkie with Mr and Mrs Cake
Rarity and Sweetie Belle
Applejack with Braeburn
Big Mac with [your favorite pony here]
Trixie with Snips and Snails

>>29479195
I'm throwing in my vote for Twilight & Spike.

>>29479195
Big Mac with Pinkie Pie

>>29479195
Pinkie with Mr and Mrs Cake

Everything else has been done already to death.

No on likes Snip N Snails

>>29479191
>Human Gilda
>Claws
Huh?

>>29479195

The braeburn one

You never draw Braeburn

>>29479195
Big Mac and Gummy

>>29479214
Metaphorically speaking, of course.

>>29479189
I wouldn't call it Schizophrenia. IIRC real-life Schizophrenia doesn't even include multiple personalities. She was just extremely depressed.... And yes, she isn't a regular pony, breaking 4th wall all day erry day.

>We all know Fluttershy is a tree.
Not a tree. The Tree. Yggdrasil.

>>29479217
>>29479215
>>29479210
>>29479208
>>29479205
And still, no Snip N Snails.

The implications are overwhelming.

>>29479210
>>29479229
Come to think of it, has there ever really been a romantic pic with Snips, Snails, and Trixie?
You'd think people would be all over that.

Bored.

Best Pony Thread.

>>29479255

>AJ
>best pony

>>29479248
Well, you'll be on the for front of that area.

Where no man has gone before.

Get to it.

>>29479248
Why always romances? Can't pony have some other interaction in your world? Like... I dunno.. Friendship?

>>29479255
>>29479264
I can get behind that.

>>29479223
I wouldn't go as far as saying she has multiple personalities. Depressed Pinkie (Pinkamina) isn't really a personality, it's just a state of mind. she's still the same Pinkie, she's just sad. Plus the continuous notion of her fourth wall breeching could be schizophrenia as well because she's taking note of nobody in particular following her around.
>I've put too much thought into this.

>>29479195
Trixie with Snips and Snails.

They go so well together.

Well, shit, my AJ bro left while I was in the shower.

Ah well. Goin' it solo now!

Just wondering, what are you guy's excersize regimens like? Not trolling, just curious. I recently moved to a new apartment with a free 24 hour gym, so I've started getting in shape like crazy. I do 200 sit ups a day, 20 bench press reps with 160 pounds, and then I jog 2 miles.

I EM PONEE

>>29479282
Quality Canadian animation

>>29479279
Not today, friend! We shall ride the train of Applejack

>>29479281
it's 7:30 in the morning. I just do this to kill time before classes. I lead a fairly normal life outside.

>>29479281
i bike to work every day. it's 5 miles each way.

>>29479269
Because just drawing two ponies sitting around together is boring.

>>29479273
Crazy (Cupcakes) Pinkamena is the stupidest fucking thing in the entire fandom.
There, I said it.
Stupider than Vinyl Scratch/DJ P0n-3 being mute/deaf.
Stupider than Derpy Hooves.
Stupider than even goddamn Doctor Whoves.

>>29479281
I'm just starting now, did 20 push ups and 20 of those things where you lay on your back and reach up with your waste to your knees.

Also wanted to walk around the block a few times, but Allah sent a hurricane.

>>29479295
That's pretty intense.

Oh Twilight, if only I had heeded this warning...

>>29479292

Kickass!

......I don't suppose you get the vidya reference in that image I talked about earlier? I highly doubt it from past experience.

I have a folder for every pony except for applejack, the CMC, and rainbow dash.

They're all lumped into their own folder while even the background ponies get their own little slices of my hard drive.

>>29479273
I just don't like that Pinkamena is now her murderous split personality or something, which can take her over on a whim or something. It required an entire episode worth of accidents to make her go that deep. She basically lost all she lived for - her friends, her parties (damn you, Spike, way to be an asshole). She was "Pinkamena" on the rock farm too, I guess - without murderous intents.

>>29479296
Draw them PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

>>29479296
>(Cupcakes) Pinkamena is the stupidest fucking thing in the entire fandom.

I could not agree more.

>>29479309
That spoiler was not meant to exist there

>>29479307
I don't think I do. I've seen it all over the place, but I'm too tired to put it together now, and even if I wasn't, I don't think I would, man. Sorry about that.

>>29479296
I think I kind of agree, just because EVERYONE refers to it all the time all the whiney faggots go EMG I COULDN'T SLEEP. It's infamous, even though it's poorly written.

>>29479296
>Implying I like Cupcakes or the Cupcakes Pinkie Pie.
I made this days ago to scare Terse into cheering up. It's just a doodle, get over it.

>>29479296
Not "cupcakes Pinkamena", but rather the acceptance of her as some sort of canon split personality, I'd say.

>>29479305
pff, hardly. it's less than an hour's worth of exercise every day, all told. still it's a good routine to have.

>>29479305
Really? Sounds like something normal. My collage is that distance, and I would bike it while listening to Deus Ex is my parents would let me.

But noooo, the turnpike is far to dangerous

You wake up and you're in bed with Lyra.

She greets you with "Good morning, welcome to the world of interspecies AIDS"

Your reaction?

>>29479334
Pray to Celestia for help.

Can't be much worse.

>>29479334
Punch in face, run down stairs, acquire phone and contact the authorities at once.

>>29479334
...does that mean it won't matter if we go again?

>>29479334
HOLY SHIT A TALKING ALIEN HORSE

>>29479334
Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

>>29479334
Woo! Not a virgin anymore!

>>29479296
The worst part is that it doesn't even make sense - the pinkie in cupcakes /wasn't/ depressed and passive-agressive, she was pinkie. That's why so many people found it effective, because it tried to work it into her character and not rely on the much easier to compartmentalize method of just breaking her.

>>29479325
I prefer to think of Pinkie as just being sort of bipolar, and just... well, kind of crazy. The whole talking to bags of flour thing kind of did it for me.

>>29479334
get the hell out of my bed bitch you smell like a fucking horse

oh great now look i have to change the sheets

>>29479334
5 more minutes Lyra, then I'll be up.

Get some black coffee and the pot as well.

>>29479350
That was a clip that finally made me watch MLP.

No regrets.

>>29479320

Ah well. I'd expect vidya and comics/cartoons to be more well-connected on the Internet, but things aren't always how you expect them.

>>29479281

I used to go to my local 24 Hour Fitness at least 4 times a week. Was gaining muscle like mad, although I didn't really lose any weight.

Funnily enough, once I got a job at the local theme park, I couldn't make time to go and had to stop. It's not until after I had been working for a few months that I noticed I had dropped weight like crazy. Seriously, my fucking pants kept dropping and everything. It was quite unexpected.

>>29479334
Laugh and tell her that even in the unlikely event that a virus in a world that had never seen humanity was biologically compatible with me, I'd expect magic to be able to fix it anyway.

>she gave inanimate objects personalities and had conversations with them after her friends avoided her for ONE day
>lol guys she's completely sane that whole crazy stuff is just shitty fandom

>>29479334
This is a prank, right?

No way would I have ever knowingly fucked a horse.

>>29479367
> I didn't really lose any weight.

That fat weight turned into muscle weight.

I am jelly.

>>29479322
Nowhere near enough Applejack, god damn. Also, >colouring Pinknifie was nice too.

>>29479192
Sorry to bring this back up, but fungi are not plants, fungi are fungi, plants are plants, and ponies/humans are animals. Fungi, plants and animals are from 3 different organism kingdoms.

http://duplexfields.deviantart.com/art/MLPFiM-Season-1-Revised-Order-255433921

>GIYC before SFS
>BNE before ANYTHING

Fucking why.

>>29479370
No, it wasn't avoidance. See, she believes her friends like her. The only thing she can do REALLY well is make parties for everyone.

Suddenly she realizes that no one actually liked her or her parties. She is the most worthless, broken thing ever. No purpose. No one to cheer her. Nothing. Everything good in her life was a lie.

>>29479394
Ponies are actually highly evolved fungi

>>29479402
Like orkz?

>>29479367
Unfortunately. What's it a reference to, anyway? I can always edify myself. More of a television and film guy anyway.

>>29479387
I've yet to draw Applejack. I have a low motivation to do so. Motivate me to draw Applejack and I will try.

I like how everyone waifufags over Scratch. Seriously, did you even HEAR the music she put on for the modeling show.

Terrible, ah, terrible. I don't care if my girl gives nothing but sex and sandwiches 24/7, if she likes music like that, fuck her, I'm out.

>>29479402
I thought they were like sentient Poison Dart frogs.

>>29479394
No problem.

Fungi are fungi, plants are plants, animals are animals, and Fluttershy is a tree.

I don't disagree.

>>29479402
MY MIND

>>29479383
>>29479367
The real trick to losing weight and not putting on muscle mass (some people like me just wanna be slim, but defined) is cardio, cardio, cardio. Get your heart rate up, and keep it up for long periods of time. Get on a treadmill, put it on the highest incline setting, and walk at a brisk pace for an hour while either watching TV or listening to your ipod. You'll burn calories like no one's business.

>>29479416
But anon, people have been waifufagging over Twilight lately, not scratch.

>>29479416
Give her a chance, I'm sure she'll play some actual music come season two.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-cgC1UN9-A

Just because

>>29479416
What about how everyone waifufags over luna?

>Say "OHMAGAWD AEM SO SARRY"
>Capture the hearts of lonely 15 year old and 50 year old virgins everywhere

>>29479419
Then that makes Fluttershy a plant, and the rest of the ponies either animals or fungi, whatever everyone agrees on.

>>29478897

>>29479322
>It's just a doodle, get over it.
Don't be so thin-skinned, I was referring to the concept, not your drawing. It just sparked the subject.

>>29479325
>>29479348
It doesn't fit her character at all. She clearly became detached from reality when she was under the impression (and had it "confirmed" by Spike) that her friends had all simultaneously abandoned her and hater her behind her back. But if anything, she went depressive and introverted, not manic and aggressive, which is how everyone paints "crazy" Pinkie Pie.
The fact that everyone looks at that and takes murderous impulses as all but canon is fucking stupid and the whole portrayal as a given is stupider.

The entire thing is a one-note song and while it's no more unfounded than any number of crack fan theories, it's pushed and accepted more than almost any other I've seen.

I just think it's really dumb, that's all. I wish people would latch onto something actually entertaining instead.

>>29479420
>get your heart pumping

Oh, so, walking is just as fine as a dedicated 200 weight lifting Mr. Olympian?

>>29479427
Not everyone, just one guy.

We have two documented scratchfags.

>>29479445
>But if anything, she went depressive and introverted, not manic and aggressive, which is how everyone paints "crazy" Pinkie Pie.

This, basically.

>>29479443
Brofist.

>>29479448
Uhhhh... no. Read my post, idiot. I said it's good if you just want to lose weight and burn calories. Not for getting stacked.

9 DAYS 1 HOUR left

The 8 number... here we come

>>29479443
Brofist.

What's with all the Celestia love lately?

>>29479463
what?

>>29479416
Yeah it was bad

>>29479445

It's retarded, but hey, what are you gonna do? Just keep on keepin' on, ain't nothing you can do about dumb people with dumb ideas, we knew that from day one.

>>29479445
Blame Cupcakes. That instilled the idea of "crazy Pinkie" and then when she had her little moment everyone said OmG PInkIE ACTUALLY is CRazy!!!1!!

>>29479465
It must be terribly lonely at the top.

And being 3 times larger than the largest of the males of your species.

>>29479434
She's a blank slate for those who perceive themselves as victimized.

>>29479419
...and they're all organic, since they use carbon as a base component.

>>29479465
You mean all three people posting celestia?

Wow, they outnumber the gilda fans by one. Amazing.

Twilight master race

>>29479463
9 days to what?

>>29479469

Not to say that the degree to which it is accepted shouldn't be condemned. It's... Complicated, to say the least.

>>29479432
I can't hear that without thinking of an overweight Russian man seducing/raping me.

>>29479465
Tall enough to hug without awkward maneuvers

>>29479466
I think he means the pony countdown

>>29479442
Ponys are animals and fungi

How do you think they can eat all that sugar and not get sick and die?

>>29479432
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdaQ1wZ1zK8&feature=related

>>29479465
She's cool, but not arrogant, calm, but not cold, classy, but not a twat, and has a neat sense of humor.

She's also a truly benevolent God. At least based on what we know now.

>>29479489
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhfaoQfd4ME

>>29479498
Real horses can go burn in a fire.

When's science going to give us sentient marshmallow ponies?

>>29479482
I liked Celestia. I hope she gets some better in depth Characterization in Season 2.

Your purple mary sue fucking sucks.

>>29479523

>>29479523
Now, I like Celestia too, but TS is short-sighted, overly sarcastic, socially awkward pony who isn't always right (far from it). Not exactly a Mary Sue.

>>29479500
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/organic

>>29479536
Then again, she is a god of magic.

>This is my OC twilight she can do all of the magic all of it and better than everyone else
>but shes really socially awkward!

>>29479370
She thought she'd failed to make her friends happy, that's what she's built her life around. It's her sole area of expertise. It's her special talent - the one and only thing that truly differentiates her from everyone else. And she thought it'd completely failed. That would break anybody.

>>29479547
>>29479536
>>29479523

>>29479529
Aw, don't cry Nyx, I'm sure there are tons of other people willing to fuck love you.

You little cockslut you...

>>29479547
Again, she fails a lot. That part with not reading a book because the title sounds "not scientific enough"?

Besides, someone has to be the god of magic.

>>29479536
>greatest most powerful unicorn ever
>Answers directly to the princess and no one else
>all of her friends were basically handed out to her and liked her instantly for no reason

It's 0500 GMT -7 and I'm posting in a pony thread.

Bedtime.

Guess what time it is!

>>29479580
Music time

>>29479580
Give Trollestia 5K a Free Fluttershy Plushie time!

>>29479580
Time for you to get a watch

>>29479580
FLUTTERSHY TIME!

yay

>>29479547
No, she can do it stronger than everyone else. She's by no means the most skilled or knowledgeable, and even if she were, she has the in-universe justification for it.

>>29479580
Horsecock discussion time already?

Well if you insist.

>>29479575
>doesn't get the predestined friendship part
I think you should watch the season again.

God of magic? Her talent is magic. Is Rarity the god of fashion? Is Fluttershy the god of animals?

No, she's just good at magic. That's it.

spice must flow

>>29479580

Adventure time?

>>29479545
One sec.

Looking for an ED article.

What that kind of thing where something is blown up extremely to make it sound like the best thing ever? Pic related

>>29479500
Can't say I know much about fungi, but if it can put away sugars like plants, than that is quite possible.

>>29479586
>>29479587
>>29479588
>>29479589
>>29479593
>>29479602

No! You guys suck at guessing!

It's time to stick my hand up twilight's butt for half an hour!

>>29479575
>all of her friends were basically handed out to her and liked her instantly for no reason
She can form force bounds easily. That's how she gets her magic.

And Celestia is Kreia. Discord is Nihilus.

I hope someone gets this.

>>29479603
Hyperbole.

>>29479607
Be sure to grope her extra hard just for me!

>>29479607

>>29479575
>no reason
They're 5 brave, strong, friendly ponies. They didn't really connect until they all left to try and stop NMM, which they did because they felt they had to, and part of that connection was unlocking a predestined bond. Twilight tried her best to NOT make friends, she was pushed into a situation where she had no choice, as was everybody else.

>>29479414
I think the best motivation for any aspiring young 'artiste' is to know that they will be rewarded for their efforts!

>>29479607
I think I'm going to be sick.

>>29479597
She's the embodiment of Magic and the strongest unicorn celestia has ever seen. If anybody gets the title "God of Magic", it's her.

>>29479612
And the internet defining? I'm looking for a list of animals hyperboled.

>>29479607
kinky

>>29479627
"Overrated Shit"

>>29479597
>Is fluttershy the god on animals?

Oh god fund it.

>>29478913
Hey, we try to keep the normalfags out, and it usually works.

>>29479603
Well, "astroturfing" is when an allegedly grassroots movement is actually financed and heavily promoted by an already-established powerhouse of some kind (case in point: the Tea Party). Is that what you're looking for?

>>29479611
I get what you mean, but I have to hope that ends being as far from the case as possible.
Discord as Nihilus would ruin Discord for me.

>>29479603
Holy shit i did that edit!

>>29479622
>Rewarded for efforts
>Implying commissions
You're right, only thing that'll motivate me to draw AJ is money.
Although... I could redraw this so that it's AJ behind the counter...

>>29479645
Nope.

Looking in encyclopediadramatica for an animal I remember seeing. That sites fucking shit and stuck in the past, but it's like an archive, and they mentioned an animal that goes into the previous discussion. It's basically not organic, and eats glass.

>>29479663
>mcdonalds ponies
man I still need to color this shit

>>29479663

You should draw Applejack working the grills and dropping burgers everywhere.

>>29479655
Congratulations, you're famous.

>>29479663
You can do whatever you like, man! I'm just hoping to see some AJ art from you in future. I feel like we never get enough.

>>29479666
..wow, seaching under eating glass did it.

Eukaryote.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/eukaryote

The most mind fucking animal on the planet.

>>29479647
Discord being a previous pupil of Celestia, broken and useless, would ruin it?

>>29479685
>Why can't ah hold all these burgers?
INSPIRATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIION!

>>29479696
Um. Eukaryotes are a classification of cell types, not a specific organism

We're eukaryotes, for example

>>29479703
it's a dragon. could be someone's familiar that went wrong.

Dont think about your favourite pony having their insides splashed with semen

>>29479717
Dragon? I though it was going to be an alicorn?

>>29479723
don't tell me what I can't do

>>29479717

>its a dragon

Not its not. Look at the damn thing. Its some kind of chimeric monster, each limb belongs to a different type of creature.

>>29479723
Someone should remind me of who my favorite is so I can not visualize his.
>inb4 Applejack

>>29479713
Damn, not as extreme as one would have expected them to be.

I wanted to see a glass house disappear over several years.

Owlicious is my waifu

>>29479729
We're pretty sure it's a dragon, if the stained glass has anything to say about it.

>>29479736
Who?

>>29479732
and? dragons are mythical creatures.

>>29479734
why would something eat glass anyway? there aren't any nutrients in it. Just silicon and some of other crap I think

>>29479732
...Shit, I didn't notice that before now. Good catch.

>>29479723
Holy crap how did you do that.

>>29479738
that's made up of limbs from different creatures. Hopefully that means shapeshifter, but certainly it's not going to be a dragon in the sense we've seen so far.

>>29479703
For me, yeah. The way I personally interpret it is that NMM, Luna, is the black sheep, the Prodigal Child of the family - the evidence that you shouldn't rebel against the mother figure in the show. There's a strong moral presented there. Just having Discord be a mindless killer, or fit the same role as Luna, teaches nothing. I prefer the idea of a Hamlet-style opposition between Discord and Celestia with Discord as the usurper king and Celestia as the true king's ghost, in a metaphorical sense. Discord should represent the other all-powerful parental figure, misguided but firm in its belief of what the right thing to do is. That way you present a strong moral dichotomy that the show can build on, and is truly terrifying - we respect parental figures, those who guide us, and having a parental figure who is equally powerful, equally loving, and yet so clearly in the wrong, still willing to fight for what they believe in, is so much more emotionally palpable and terrifying.

The way I see it, if Discord has to be an archetype, let him be Revan, or at least Sion.

>>29479745

>>29479750
the same reason you eat nutrients.

to break it down and convert it to something that can be used, like energy or some carbon compounds

Which pony do you think gives the best head.

>>29479738
It's probably a chimera or shape shifter. Its head looks like a dragon, but look at all the other animal parts on it.

>>29479749

Read that post. Discord has pieces of identifiable non dragon monsters all over him. His leg is that of a pony, his wings that of a bat and bird, his claws that of a lion and something else, he has antlers. He is not a dragon.

9 days until Hasbro finally lets their supply of heroin run free.

Tick...tock...

>>29479756
"Who are you? What do you want?"

>>29479760
...you can't break silicon down into carbon compounds without a nuclear reaction

>>29479762
Head you say?

>>29479750
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT? DIATOMS ARE UNICELLULAR ORGANISMS MADE OUT OF SILICA. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, WHILE ALL YOU PATSIES ARE MADE OUT OF CARBON, THESE GUYS DECIDED TO BE MADE OUT OF SAND. WHAT THE FUCK CAN CARBON DO TO SAND? NOTHING. THAT'S WHY CHARLES ATLAS FELT EMASCULATED AND SPENT A LIFETIME IN VAIN TO STOP CRYING HIMSELF TO SLEEP. EVER HEAR OF KICKING CARBON IN SOMEBODY'S EYES? NO. ONLY GAY HOMOSEXUALS EVEN ASK QUESTIONS THAT DUMB.

NOT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SMART ENOUGH TO CLASSIFY DIATOMS. IS IT A BRAND NEW PHYLUM OR A BRAND NEW KINGDOM? YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT, ENJOY NOT MAKING TENURE TRYING.

THESE GUYS ARE SO HEAVY THAT THEY NATURALLY SINK IN THE WATER AND RELY ON WIND TURBULENCE TO RAISE THEM TO THE SURFACE. THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THEY SINK UNLIKE OTHER UNICELLULAR ORGANISMS THAT HAVE NATURE'S EQUIVALENT OF LIMP WRISTS - A FLAGELLUM OR CILIA. SOME DIATOMS CAN GROW UP TO 2MM IN LENGTH, WHICH CAN'T EVEN BE SAID ABOUT YOUR PENIS.

WHILE OTHER LIFEFORMS ARE USED TO PLOW FIELDS, GET FACTORY FARMED, OR WORK AS WAGE SLAVES, DIATOMS ARE BEING USED IN NANO SCALE MANUFACTURING. CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO ETCH DETAILS INTO A MICROCHIP BECAUSE THE WAVELENGTH OF LIGHT IS TOO LARGE? DIATOMS HAVE BEEN SHITTING OUT SILICA TRACES FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE FAPPING TO NARUTO USING COMPUTERS POWERED BY DIATOM FECES (AND BY YOUR GRANDCHILDREN I MEAN SOMEBODY ELSE'S GRANDCHILDREN SINCE REPRODUCING REQUIRES YOU TO LEAVE YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT).

OK that's enough of that, this is getting silly now.

Like ED

>>29479779
Silicon compounds.

>>29479762
Twilight - she has no pretensions, and has done the research, both by reading previous material and her own research in the field. On the other hand, Pinkie would be like being hit by a train made out of kissing.

Go away Sheridan
its too early for your shit

>>29479775
I swear I recognise that from somewhere, it feels familiar, and yet I can't quite place it. I apologise for that, it's been years since I last played KOTOR and KOTOR 2.

>>29479756
Yes, I see it now. Nihilus wasn't the main antagonist of KotOR 2 anyway; he was a non-character, a glimpse at possible Exile's path.

That said, it would work if Celestia was more Kreia-like.

>>29479765
and? a dragon has snake tails, bat wings, goat horns. sometime spikes, thins, turtle shell, lion heads, bits of fur, stinger, or even mineral/elemental parts. a dragon is an evil "thing". there's no such thing as "a" dragon. fuck even in mlp each dragon we saw so far had a different look.

>>29479775
I fucking love Babylon 5.

>>29479796
Sheridan, like captain shephard eridan?

my god, a xenophile combined with a desperate creepy unusually pale fishman. The average pony fan.

>>29479756
>Discord has to be an archetype, let him be Revan,
allofmymoney.jpg

>>29479803
Babylon 5, if you watched it. The jist of the quote is that those are the questions asked by the two remaining older races - the Vorlons were the nice ones, who tried to guide the younger races, and the Shadows were the mean ones, who tried to make the younger races stronger by causing war and chaos.
Anyway, i thought there was a fair amount of similarity between the two ideas.

>>29479810
The ponies are dragons.

Zecora is a dragon.

The apples that Applejack bucks off the trees? Dragons.

>>29479822
Revan from KotOR 1 or 2?

It's a HUGE difference.

>>29479824
The air is dragons.

The trees are dragons.

The Dragon on the mountain?

Dragon.

>>29479826
>Implying KotOR 2 was any good
Like most other fans I disregard the second game completely.

>>29479836
Guys

what if spike is a dragon

KotOR 2 and B5 fag (one of them) here, I'm out of this thread. For now.

It was surprisingly good. Keep it up!

>>29479836
The mountain?
A dragon.

>>29479807
Yeah, a wound in the Force and whatnot. He was meant to be scary, but he never really worked on me, especially when we first saw him. I just thought he looked cool and had some cool powers.

I'm not denying Celestia would make a good Kreia. You'd have to warp the role a fair bit, but certainly it would work very well.

>>29479823
Ah, no, I've never watched Babylon 5. Should I? I feel like I've missed out on a great deal of things I should have seen. But yeah, that makes sense, and it's exactly what I'm getting at - two parental precursor figures, dedicated to opposing ideals, each striving in different ways to achieve the same goals. Love can be a far more terrifying force than hate, as we all know, despite them being two sides of the same basic coin.

>>29479839

>>29479839

>>29479839
don't be stupid, it's obvious he's a griffon

>>29479839
Spike's a dragon.

Spike's tail is a dragon.

Spike's spines are dragons.

Spike's joking names for the mane cast during Bridle Gossip? Dragons.

>>29479839
nonsense. he's a chimera.

>>29479838
Also: you suck. Before going, I must say. KotOR 2 is a sublime piece of art. A finely-crafted story of finest quality. One of the best RPG stories ever. Comparing it to KotOR 1 is simply stupid.

>>29479756

Luna will always be female pony Macbeth to me. Just instead of murdering a monarch she tried to murder her celestial body. The "4 stars" are her three witches.

.

my little dragons. hoarding is magic

Look again. The thread is now dragons.

>>29479847
Oh, yeah, absolutely, B5 is one of the best serious sci-fi shows ever made and I can't recommend it highly enough.

And yeah, sometimes the most dangerous thing can be somebody who thinks they're doing the right thing, for entirely justifiable reasons.

Though maybe that's going a bit too far into gray-and-gray morality for a kids' show

Someone draw Pinkie with cheetos encrusted hooves?

"Pass me the controller bro"

>>29479875
OK.

>>29479875

Rarity is worst dragon.

The thing represented on the stained glass windows is Discord. He obviously has the power to control ponies like puppets.

>>29479880
No
Only if I can lick those hooves clean

Post some Twilight Dragon

>>29479887

Wait where the fuck is that from?

>>29479887
>implying it's not Gilda

>>29479876

Its VFX did NOT age well however sadly. Its good to warn people about that. It looks very low budget nowadays even though it was great at the time

>>29479887
Or assuming that's a metaphor, meaning that he works in the background and manipulates the emotions of ponies to get his way, rather than literal controlling of them.

>>29479887

>the thing pulling the strings

Is that a hippogriff? At first I thought it was a griffon, but it has hooves

>>29479856
>>29479846
>>29479836

>>29479887


Someone just read Butterscotch's journal on DA.

One of the commentors suggested it's not a dragon but a chimera.

>>29479887
Reminds me of the Dark Gods

>>29479865
True, true. She makes sense whatever way you look at her within the confines of adversarial Shakespearian archetypes. Nonetheless one thing I refuse to budge on is that she's a textbook Prodigal Child, like she's been ripped straight from the pages of the Bible.

>>29479876
Well, thanks for the recommendation! I'll check it out in the future when I get the chance.
It might well be, but kids need to learn lessons about life early, I believe, and introducing them to the idea of parents being wrong - which does happen worryingly often - is important, even if it undermines parental authority. It's what my parents did for me, teach me all the important life lessons in my formative years, and I like to think I've turned out fairly well.

>>29479881
this post made me cry
i don't want TOR, i want my KOTOR 3

>>29479901
I dunno, it's certainly not up to modern standards, but it's rarely bad enough to be truly painful. But yeah, 1994, bear that in mind.

>>29479887
haha!
my fetish

>>29479894

KLONDIKE

Any chance you could please do >>29479880

>>29479887

I am more interested in the fact the background of that window appears to depict pony hell. Lake of fire and everything.

I think I have a new ship.

>>29479911

http://buttersc0tchsundae.deviantartDOTcom/journal/43967346/

So how long after episode 1 do you think we'll get Discord's Past Sins-esque "redemption" fic?

>>29479931
The line is at 5.5 days.

I'm taking the under.

>>29479915
That's true, that nobody is infallible is a far more important lesson to learn than most. Maybe THE most important lesson, as pessimistic as that sounds.

Of course, for that to really work, there'd have to be a good reason for what Celestia does being wrong, too.

>>29479909

>>29479334
"Wait what?"
And go back to sleep, trying to forget what just happened.

>>29479894

>>29479922
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

GROSSSSS
Sure since I havent drawn anything but dogs in a decade

Wait, I've been gone for days and havent been keeping up with the threads

What's this season 2 leaked image?

>>29479900
Yeah look at the front legs.
They are different.
Anyway I am sure Celestia knows about Discord and invited the mane cast to tell his history, told by the windows...
I call it the Hall Of History.
A great hall that leads to the throne room that depicts all of Equestria's history. And yet more then 75% of it it's empty...
Yes yes I know it's lame...

>>29479931
I'm hoping he doesn't need one. Pure evil is boring.

>>29479931
It's probably in the works right now, since the fanfic writers have something of a vague idea about who and what Discord is.

Also the MLP official Facebook page has reached 100,000 fans.

>>29479942

thanks man, you're the best

>>29479931
I'll be writing it immediately after the release of the first episode of Season 2. Gotta get on that shit while the getting's good, it's going to be like the American gold rushes and I refuse to miss out.

In all seriousness, though, probably not until the end of S2.

>>29479938
I can imagine that it'll probably have something to do with overprotectiveness, belief that she is right, that with age and experience comes knowledge and wisdom. It does, but often they're just as likely to fail, and she can't carry on leading the country forever. She has to make a mistake and offend someone eventually. Intradiegetically that's the only way shit works.

>>29479887
never heard about metaphors and symbolism?

>>29479931
I'd rather have an almost-but-not-quite emotional manipulation rapefic than that

Guys what if Discord IS Celestia?

>>29479894

Also, for everyone curious about the origins of these pictures:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/ponies-gasping.html
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/glowy-blueness-attacks-mane-cast.html

For all the information on these leaked images you need.

>It does look like a chimera, actually, but that could just be a metaphorical representation of a creature that takes many forms. I like the idea of ponies not being able to identify it as one beast, and therefore making it a mishmash of things to represent its vast nature.
>it could be possible that it's purely metaphorical, a symbolic representation of a "creature that takes many forms", and that ponies represent him that way because it's the first and most notable representation in their oral, literary and artistic tradition. It seems more plausible than him just being a chimera, though he could potentially be both, or neither, or simply a chimera.
That's my perspective on Discord, it's probably wrong but I like sharing my thoughts with you guys so you can tear them apart.

>>29479978
You fool...It's clearly Twilight.

Discord is obviously Pinkie Pie
See: Feeling Pinkie keen

>>29479958
100,000?
Thats a lot when you consider I wouldn't be caught dead profiling my facebook page with that - and theres bound to be a lot of others. (Including those who don't even have one)

>>29479966
>In all seriousness, though, probably not until the end of S2.

That's extremely optimistic. Honestly, with how popular Past Sins has gotten, I bet there's someone out there right now thinking "Hmm...if I do the same thing, but with Discord, I'll be internet-famous too!"

>>29479978

What if Celestia is really Nightmare Moon, and Luna is also nightmare moon because she can split into multiple ponies as she showed us with the shadowbolts. The real Celestia never escaped the prison she was tossed into during episode 1.

>>29479978

What if Discord is Celestiafoot fungus that has overtaken her body see? And adopted the persona of a 1930s mobster see? And has indulged her to persue a life of crime see? And the only cure for it is if Rarity licks her see?

>>29479966
>Intradiegetically
that's a good word, I think I'll steal that word

But yeah, that's a good point - assuming she's not completely immortal, she's putting Equestria in a state that'll just collapse as soon as she leaves

>>29479931
Discord x Nyx OTP?

>>29479978

>DVD release announced a few months ago
>EqD barely mentions it in lieu of >fanfiction

>a couple ambiguous screencaps from S2
>FIVE FUCKING POSTS ABOUT THEM

Glad to see that site finally got its fucking shit together

>>29480006

>>29479915
about B5, first season will feel like fillers, and is there to put the universe in place. you'll have to wait a bit before the story wraps up and the main plot kicks in.

>>29479995
Yup.

>>29480019
Why are you playing a show?

>>29480008
>DVD release
>ticket master and suited for success on a DVD
well no shit, nobody wants that

>>29480006
>>29480015
dude the dd and bec noir woud be bros. theyd show off stabs and rape the cut wounds

>>29480033
no dummy, the full-season DVD release. it's in the works and was announced in June or something.

>>29480026
>Xbox controller can work as a remote.

>>29479988

Thanks Terse.

And I must say.... comparing S2 shot of Celestia's throne room to its usual depiction...

Could the additional guards be a sign of Equestria under threat? Celestia herself being in danger?

>>29480026
Because magic.

>>29480043
sauce or it didn't happen

>>29479996
To be fair, I can't begrudge people their mistakes. Everyone has the right to do what they like, and to an extent I do enjoy these redemption fics. I'm a big fan of the happy ending, and postmodernist endings make me cry. Postmodernism in its entirety makes me cry. But I'm hoping, wishing and praying to whatever paganistic heathen god resides above our silly numinous heads that they wait for as long as possible beforehand, so we don't have to argue about it while the series is running.
Admittedly it's optimistic as all hell, but, you know, someone has to keep an upbeat attitude about it or we're pretty much inviting disaster.

>>29480003
Feel free, and have extradiegetically too, they've both helped me escape the dreaded curse of "within the confines of the narrative". They're good words.
Exactly - she needs to teach self-reliance. It's a good metaphor for parents teaching their children self-reliance too, so it makes sense to go through with it. I like it a lot, as well - I love Celestia but the bird has to fly the nest eventually. She could always just devote herself to her school or something.

>>29480054

We never actually saw her throne room outside of the intro, so we have no idea how many guards are actually stationed there

>>29480026
>Doesn't know about the MLP RPG developed by Atlus that was released yesterday
>in 2011
ISHYGDDT

A man can gave dreams can he not?

Can someone do something pony with this pictures.

It just begs to.

>>29480066
Its too hard. I can't get past the Pinkie Pie 5th dungeon.

>>29480070
>gave

I don't know, what dreams are you giving out? I want to lose weight in my sleep.

Nightmares please. I'll pay up to 50 clams for them.

>>29480046
>filename
I'm okay with this. Monin' Faceless. Wake up next to Mrs. Cake yet?

>>29480046

>>29480082
Dude just use the pie you got in the town.

>>29480016
I can deal with that. I'm a big fan of filler and world-building, as long as it takes a direct route about it rather than emulating a Discovery Channel documentary or the dread Silmarillion.
I mean, documentaries are all well and good, great fun and educational, but learning about a fictional world in that way, I don't know if I could stand it.

>>29480037
Bec Noir is bros with nobody, man, except maybe DD, CD and HB. They'd probably get along fine if they were willing to serve him, but otherwise he really would show them his stabs.

>>29480054
Any time, man, and that seems like the most logical explanation to me. Discord's definitely going to be a threat, the extra protection is probably just for show but still fairly useful as eyes and whatnot.

>>29480083
>>29480097

>>29480090
No need to ask, I know it won't happen so I don't anticipate it.

>>29480110
Stop sinking my battle ships

>>29480102
>>29480097
>>29480083
I like this topic.
Speaking of which, I'm still doing that Nyx abuse comic being killed by Faust and Dr Doom.

>>29480115
>

>>29480124
>
Brilliant.

>>29479465
>>29479465
Nothing much. Just usual me, requesting and commissioning my favorite pony. I always liked her. The fact how fandom portrays her just make this feeling stronger.
This is somewhat masochistic and weird situation - this corruption of her portrait hurts me and at the same time it is the reason why there is so much awesome art and comics exist.

>>29480070
I would like a MLP game that is in the style of Persona 4.

That would be nice,

>>29480126

>>29480105
Which pie? Half of the stores in the town are still closed for me, including sugarcube corner which is where I'm guessing you get the pie from

did I miss a sidequest somewhere?

WHo the fuck is this Terse, and why do they use bigs words?

Have they written anything, or are they one of those "Likes to write about writing but never writes" writers?

>>29480124
THANK FUCK. I've been waiting on that for weeks!

>>29480122
g4, h8, e3
did i win?

>>29480138

>>29480143

>>29480115
With that attitude it won't happen.

Besides that fact, I had the weirdest dream. You were a serial killer going after all the pony artists, killing them in different ways relating to their art. I was the detective trying to catch you...

Anyone have info on leaked season 2 episodes?

>>29480132
Agreed!

>>29480143
I'm just another tripfag, man, and I'm sorry about that. I just sort of get carried away at times.

I write, here's a list of what I've written for /co/ so far:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10e1A2susDhL1wQIwATj5-32Gmc0N0esXIJfruPXez8w/edit?hl=en_GB
I'm actually working on a fair few requests at the moment, if that helps?

>>29480166
>purchased Norton.

stop trying to get into pony thread simulator

What if there was a point to that Philamena episode? I mean sure there was a point but what if it were MORE. Like.

Celestia goes to open the door
Twilights all like "I dont think thats a good idea I read a book." And Celestias all "you worry too much" and then dies.

But then in episode s2e2, she is reborn as a little filly thing. Same powers just smaller.

>>29480138

Faceless, why do you feel the need to spam this in every thread like it interests anyone but you, and furthermore interact with a /soc/ level faggot like sentenal? For how reasonable you are sometimes, you seem to be equally annoying, retarded and self-centered at others.

>>29480181
what

>>29480204
when

>>29480209
who

making new thread

>>29480203
Fine, I'll post out of my mlporn folder then, if that's better.

>>29480175

No, that won´t happen.

>>29480218

Honestly, it would be.

>>29480226
Well that's fine, I'll just dump my Nyx folder else where.

>>29480233
>>29480233
>>29480233
>>29480233
>>29480233
>>29480233
new thread

>>29480145
yes, yes, it's been some time, but god damn I'm easily distracted.

>>29480241
No worries, just hearing that you're back and working on it is good enough for me!

>>29480181
Makes sense


no it is not actually

>>29480241
Nice nathan there.

Damn, just came in from last thread
>>29478528
Their instincts still being basically equine, they have a drive to be among their own kind or surrogates like griffin. It was a protective thing, you know, gathering in herds.

So, they snuggle a lot. It just makes them feel safer on some level to have someone there.