Discord ate her soul

>>29477230
Because it's part of the story.

/thread

FOR THE DARK GODS

She got mad cow disease, and they had to put her down.

fuck you

What does Rainbow Dash's candyvag smell like?

Pony get partially detached from element

Pony change color

Pony act different and start stealing cloud

Pony get caught by AJ and have furious sex while scootaloo watches

>>29477272
Skittles.

>>29477208
Another alter, and a rather grim one at that.
Could you imagine what sort of barbarian it would take to devote their life to simply getting angry, and slaying things for that sake of slaying?
just ridiculous.

>>29477270
>>29477270

whatever you say Fire Lo

>>29477272
Nothing because she doesn't have a vagina.

Romanadvoratrelundar thread

what's it feel like to get brainwashed into a cult bronies?

>>29477270
you fuck me?
its a bit sudden
but yeah okay
lets go!

>>29477286

I like your growing army of skeletal minions.

Reposting this since it didn't get noticed in the death throes of the last thread.

>>29477299
I personally hate the bronies and anyone who treats it as more than a cute TV show. Really, those ponychan idiots treat it like a religion. If I ever see a church of pony go up I'll burn it down on principle, with everyone still inside.

>>29477286
I dont know why it is here, but I felt the need to point out that this is a strange occurrence.

>>29477299
Wouldn't know; I'm not a brony. I just like the show and drawing stupid shit.

>>29477312

That's a pretty good color job. Nice work.

>>29477328
Got poisoned, drank potion, now can identify rstore ability potions and healing potions, fuck image for this one

Dash is the only virgin in the main six. she is very insecure about this.

>>29477299
Fuck bronies

annoying faggots

>HURR DURR LOVE AND TOLERANCE FRIENDSHIP LETS ALL SUCK EACHOTHERS DICKS

>>29477327
>>29477337
no. You're all bronies.

OWN YOUR SHAME

>>29477354

Oh, please, you don't really believe that, do you?

>>29477354
>Dash
>Virgin
Bullshit. There's not a virgin hole on her body.

>>29477354
>Twilight had literally no social life prior to moving to Pone Ville
>and you think she's not a virgin

you gotta look at your own life, dude

>>29477354
Dash is a dickgirl hee hee hee

Nobody likes twilight, it's weird.

Well, guys, I finally figured it out! I now know how marshmallow ponies reproduce!

>Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity. The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization.

>>29477384
Twilight is only a virgin if Celestia doesn't count.

>>29477373
No. I'll never join them.

I'm a ponyfag, not a "brony".

>>29477384
What if Celestia already did it with Twilight.

>>29477407
I still like ponybro

Hey, so, bronies are scum and all that, but apparently there is a meetup at an anime convention in Denver this weekend. Anybody going to that?

>>29477373
I guess that makes me the worst brony out there or something. I never buy the merch and I actually watch the show. A brony would that this shit seriously or something?

>>29477328
Magic ring! Magic ring!
This one apparently allows me to see things unseeable to the naked eye.
I'm also having trouble choosing between learning a spell to regenerate my wounds, or improving these boring bones to full fledged zombies.
If only I had someone with me, to help me with my decision, but that's the problem with this place. The... loneliness.

>>29477401
>implying Twilight isn't the best pony

>>29477404
>Implying ponies are invertebrates and not mammals
>Hemolymph when they probably have a closed circulation system

Thats how homestuck trolls do it anyways

and then they wear buckets on their head or some shit

>>29477434
>implying she is

>>29477427
FDJSL;

What if Spike and Twilight have sex several times a week but don't think it's weird because they're been doing it for years

>>29477439
>implying redneck tardo pony is any kind of good

>>29477434
correction

>Implying ponies are invertebrates and not mammals
They have no bones, prove me wrong

>>29477434
EHEM

>>29477455
Granny Smith's hip

>>29477443
Like you and your mom?

>>29477401

>nobody likes twilight

What?!

>>29477455
>Can stand up instead of being blobs on the ground and move like they have joints
>Are shown to by soft as if made of flesh and covered in skin, no exoskeleton

Stop expecting us to pander to your traumatic insemination fetish

>>29477425

That's still the best thing Juice has ever drawn.

Fuck it, posting some Juice.

>>29477455

They are mammals. How can they have no bones if they are mammals?

>>29477469
I knooooooooow

riiiiight?

>>29477424
nice try scum. crawl back in your hole you worthless piece of filth

>>29477471
SHUT UP
TRAUMATIC SEX IS THE BEST SEX

Also I've decided that ponies have the ability to shoot these out of their body

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_dart

>>29477463
Reported
Hidden
Closed thread
Threw away computer
Locked the doors
Called the police
Wrote the local paper
Changed legal name
Moved to different country
Got plastic surgery

>>29477401

Trixie does.

>>29477469

I hate those "bedroom eyes" pictures of Twilight. They make me feel weird. Like I've been struck by the first rays of dawn.

>>29477424
>meetups

FUCK

NOOOOOOOO

YOU COLOSSAL FUCKASS

>>29477441
Well, Skeletons still cant go down stairs, so I learned a spell for zombies, and, I almost got cleaved in half by a giant axe.
Now is where this gets interesting!

>>29477484

Oh gawd that image!!

HHNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

>>29477499
Is it that weird feeling in your chest?

I get it too. I hate it.

Ponies.

guys is it wierd that i don't watch the show or even read the threads but i always make sure to make one post every time i see a pony thread.

ill never know if thats wierd because i wont read the answers,

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

>>29477499

>>29477424
Cool, I'll bring the drinks. Like cocktails?

>>29477516
Meanwhile, nobody cares.

>>29477500

Look, I live in a place where there is nobody else but a creepy 17 year old who is obsessed with Scratch. I'd atleast like to give these people the benefit of the doubt. Maybe they aren't all sexual deviants, you know?

>>29477499

Twilight can do that.

Okay, someone please post some more bedroom eyes ponies. I need this.

>>29477437
>implying marshmallow ponies fall into any currently exiting taxonomic devision

>you will never get stoned from Rainbow Hashes rainbow bong.

>>29477512
That's okay, I post in Homestuck threads sometimes and I think that comic is a piece of shit

>>29477424
yes.

there will be bombs and bullets

>>29477499
say what now? bedroom eyes?

>>29477530
Futa Rainbow Dash Autofellatio.png

>>29477524
If you organize a meetup, you will get a bunch of freaks and one fairly normal person who's only coming for discount cowboy bebop posters and because because the fat guy in the luna shirt is his ride home

>>29477527
okay. here's fluttershy

>>29477536

Google docs is the most awkward thing ever.

>>29477524
I am fairly convinced that I am the only pony fan in my town. I say that because I live near a college that is nerdy as fuck and yet I still see no evidence of the fandom

Twilight...

I can't stop thinking about you!!

>>29477557
cut off your head

solves everything

>>29477549
That reminds me of the time I tried to set up a Quiz Bowl team at my school.

Only three people came, each one alone at a different meeting. And then I ran one meeting where nobody showed up.

Felt bad, man.

>>29477549
poor normal guy.

theres always one.

>>29477549

Meeting is already organized at a convention. I can scout from afar, see what's up. I figure I can bail out if I really need to.

>>29477557
take off your pants, close your eyes and call me miss sparkle

>>29477502
How wonderful! A robe that is reinforced to be just like leather!
AND IT MATCHES COLOR WITH ME

New screen grab from season 2

DO NOT OPEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILERED

>>29477542

cannot unsee.

did somebody say twilight thread?

>>29477405
They redefined Virgin to "Has only had sex with Celestia" centuries ago, man. Otherwise the word was pointless.

>>29477597
No.

>bedroom eyes

If we must.

>>29477553

Oh god they just started a conversation

WHAT IF WHENEVER CELESTIA HAS TO POOP, SHE HAS TO FLY INTO SPACE AND SHIT STARS

inb4 roogna

guys

i called my girlfriend rarity in bed

wat do

>>29477618
OH GOD IT'S HIM

Bedroom eyes?

it moves

>>29477541
if only those eyes weren't constrained to that tiny little square of the image

>>29477597
this is the most adorable thing ive seen all night

>>29477621
Stop posting here and finish on her face.

>>29477621
Tell her she's a rarity in bed
because she's so good at sex

come on dude, out of all the ponies you picked the easiest one to cover from, why do you need our help?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN

PONIES WITH PONYTAILS.

>>29477584
I found a neat book!
Ice spells.
Reminds me of...
The.. moon.
Its cold there...

>>29477621
Make her entirely white.

>>29477642
I don't get it. You can't see her tail.

>>29477625

>>29477621
Explain that it was a half finished sentence and that you were really saying "Man, rockin tits like these are a rarity". Also ask her to call you big mac.

Say it's because of burger king. You have a fast food fetish.

>>29477642
fuck off, we don't like fun here

only wanting to fuck ponies. get on or get out

>>29477642

Isn't that like... all ponies, all the time?

>>29477608
If I saw that coming at me I would run away
to the nearest bed

fuckin caps lock. Diddn't mean to yell.

>>29477642

Oh fuck, these ponies will be the death of me I just fucking know it.

YOU WILL NEVER HELP TEACH A PONY HOW TO INSERT A TAMPON WHEN SHE GETS HER FIRST PERIOD

>>29477642

I'm partial to braids myself

>>29477670
To hide under the covers?

>>29477662

A fast food fetish would probably be more socially acceptable than one for cartoon marshmallow equines.

>>29477686
Horses don't get periods.

>>29477688

forgot my image...derp

>>29477686
come on man. Don't talk about fetishes i may or may not have.

BEST TURN THIS SHIT INTO A TWILIGHT THREAD.

I believe the only way to make me stop thinking about her, is to overload my computer with images of her!

>>29477686
thank god

also is this you

>>29477656
Oh my.
It seems that this ghost is invulnerable to death magic. imagine that.
TIME TO RUN

>>29477704
YOU WILL NEVER SHOW A PONY HOW TO PUT ON A CONDOM WHEN SHE GROWS HER FIRST PENIS

>>29477689
Yeah, that's one way of putting it.
People'd still hear, though

>>29477714
Mares don't grow penises.

>>29477721
Now you're just lying

>>29477714
I am not a homosexual.

>>29477728
Trust me. I'm a doctor.

>>29477709
Wouldn't you like to be beneath her?

>>29477709
Sounds like a plan!

my one buddy is drawing fat twilight getting fit, with big ripped girlmuscles, but he's loafin like a motherfucker about it.

>>29477728
They don't grow on the mares, they grow on vines and then attach themselves.

>>29477739
No.

Ponies are what, over a meter tall? Imagine how big they are stretched out on bed. And how heavy.

Oh god that would be uncomfortable.

>>29477709
You wouldn't happen to have the source of all these images, would you?

>>29477731
>not being a homosexual
>in 2011

>>29477741
>>29477739

How did I not have these images before?
What's wrong with me... FORGIVE ME TWILIGHT!!

>>29477755
Loneliness, mostly.

>>29477758
>2011
>2011

>>29477760
>filename
FUCK YOU

>>29477765

>>29477755

Not me, sadly.
To be fair, I find them creepy. BUT I LOVE TWILIGHT!!

I'm not creepy...

>>29477709

That's a terrible plan. That's going to have the exact opposite effect.

>>29477751
So you're saying you wouldn't want to feel her warmth on your skin? You think that just because she's a little chubby, she's not worth trying with? That she wouldn't try and make herself lighter just for you, her horn glowing as the weight on your chest lowers to more managable levels, the magical aura tickling?

One more quick ink and color job before bed because I bored.

>>29477782
Yes you are, anonymous. You're creepy.

>>29477755
that mixermike662 guy on deviant art made the bulk of them

>>29477791
no nigga i just don't want dirty-ass hooves leaving marks all over my bed

i mean i just cleaned that shit

>>29477790

Haven't you heard that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing?

>>29477801
That's FluffyButts.

>>29477791
Why would she go to such great lengths just to sleep on top of me? That's fucking ridiculous.

>>29477712
I escaped the ghost, and got some doggie friends!
Unfortunately, I escaped upwards...

Guys I just realized something
After Celestia took in Twilight as her student, she totally had her parents executed

>>29477811
>sleep

>>29477806

Yes, and I have yet to see that actually be the case. Maybe I just have a high "good thing" tolerance.

Wheeeee.
Able to colour is SAI.
Now I just need to learn to shade again!
God I wish I could sleep.

WHAT IF TWILIGHT SPARKLE WAS AN ESKIMO

>>29477824
No she didn't. That's terrible.

>>29477811
is that you emiya shirou

>>29477824
what a stupid thing to say. I'm better than you.

What if Fluttershy was a dugong?

>>29477814
Yay, new book!
Useless too me, but oh well

>>29477854

Angel would be a cuddlefish.

>>29477854
Huge dewgong flutterpenis.

>>29477867
>This bitch crazy.

>>29477867
>this bitch crazy

>>29477799

>You will never get to cuddle Twilight in bed.

;_;

>>29477874
>>29477877
Crazy bitch mind

What if half of the people in this thread are actual ponies from Equestria pretending to be humans?

You can't prove that it's not true

>>29477890
>anime blushing

way to ruin the picture

>>29477903
>Christian logic

>This bitch crazy
I was wondering why an Arielle-X picture seemed so tame. Seems like they should have had their personalities switched.

Guys. How many times do I have to whip myself bloody before I stop being in love with a cartoon pony?

>>29477903
what if half the people in these threads are just sentient doors?

anon, there's a reason you cant logically prove a negative in the context of itself

>>29477913
Better?

WHERE DID ONE AQUIRE SAID DEVICE? IS IT OF ANON'S OWN CREATION OR SCAVENGED FROM ANOTHER?

>>29477903
Then it would explain all the lust towards ponies and the jealous hatred of rainbow dash

YOU WILL NEVER STICK YOUR PINKIE FINGER IN A PONY'S BELLY BUTTON

>>29477861
Let it be known that in my dying breath, I curse all holes in the floor to die a horrible death.
If I live, I will impale every hole in the ground with my horn. DON'T ASK HOW

>>29477942
No I won't... why would I?

>>29477919

Learn to accept it.

>>29477942
THIS IS ME, GIVING A FUCK.

>>29477954
herp

What would Twilight's favorite drink be? I'm guessing it would either be a margarita, or rum and coke.

>>29477942
>you will never pour sand into a pony's belly button and suck out every last grain with your mouth and tongue

breakin it up a bit

>>29477621
Ask her to say, "Mama's coming!" next time.

So... is pony able to do round house kick?

>>29477968
spoiler]sparkling cider

>>29477962

But she's not real and even if she was real and I was a pony as well there are probably many other ponies who she would be much more interested and Dash has probably made her a lesbian anyways.

>>29477975
but spike doesn't have wings

>>29477990
Why is the mom wearing a racing helmet

>>29477998

cannot unsee

>>29477990

"Oh, there you are! We were about to throw a very special party! Get on the bed~"

WHAT IF APPLEJACK HAS CROHN'S DISEASE

>>29477990
Caucasian male with dark Purple hair + Pale woman with bleached White hair = Yellow child with Black hair

WHAT IF RAINBOW DASH'S HOOVES SMELLED LIKE POPCORN

Whatchu think /co/?

>>29478020
blergh. no. she looks almost african

WHAT IF RARITY WAS A SERIAL KILLER

>>29477988

You are a sad, strange, lonely man and you have my pity.

post pictures that calms you down

>>29478020

Works for me.

WHAT IF CELESTIA HAD A PEANUT BUTTER FETISH

>>29478027
so you're saying twilight's mom is a whore

>>29478017
Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed?

>>29478034
His eyes look like CD's

>>29477965
Though sheer force of luck, I stepped on a teleport trap, and now I have a chance to build 8p an army and take them on!

This isn't a porn askblog right...? because that is some thick as hell butter

>>29478063

This is turning out surprisingly well.

>>29478056
"We're gonna rut your brains out

And then some!~"

>>29478057
izzat bad?

>>29478040
What a coincidence.

>>29478017
Pomf =3

>>29478076
YOU JUST FUCKING HAD TO SAY IT

>>29478045

When you have been around as long as she has, you end up having alot of fetishes.

>>29478084

I'M SORRY MAN

>>29478034
I like it. I'd recommend not having the far eye come into contact with the background though. There should be some of his face surrounding it.

Are...
Are we even talking about ponies at ALL anymore?

>>29478071
god damn askmayormare
giving me boners for mature pony women

>>29478078
Not tonight. I have a test in the morning.

...I'm going to bed.

>>29478079

>>29478080
>>29478040
what the fuck is with people and the worst giant pegacorn

>>29478093
Hm... it's usually tricky but sure I can try. In this angle ponies have kind of bulging eyes. That's why it look like that I guess. Hmm we'll see.
>>29478105
Ouch... gotta think about it next time.

>>29478103
"Well okay then. We'll just be having sex next to you then while you sleep. All night long."

>>29478084
Forgive me, but what game is this?

>>29478131
Stone Soup Dungeon Crawl

>>29478103
Has college started already over there or are you just a really weird kid with a thing for an idolmaster character and a retarded hillbilly pony?

WHO DO I CRAWL DUNGEONS WITH NEXT

>>29477811
Why, because she'll be too exhausted to move by the point she wants to sleep, of course. Do think, Anonymous.

>>29478196

YOUR LITTLE PONY, CLEARLY

UNICORN MAGE
EARTH PONY FIGHTER
PEGASUS ROGUE

BEGIN

>>29477936
What if I lust for Rainbow Dash and have jealous hatred of all the people in this thread who are actually ponies?

>>29477968
Whiskey, because it was always what her favourite characters in books would drink

>>29478080

>>29478218

>>29478233

>>29478017
they've taken both of the pillows
how selfish!

>>29478232
>Having hooves
>2011

I seriously hope you homo sapiens don't do this

>>29478233

>>29478078
pomf =3

>>29478238
that dash is delicious. if her hugs don't break you, it'd be the best hug of your life
have a slim one. since your tastes differ from my own and therefore are shit.

>>29478233
ew, humanised

Hey Faceless, you read Semi's new thing?

>>29478263

Dat Tanline.

can't we just post about cute ponies for once

as in

not about fucking them

>>29478280
ohhh man she's all moist and dripping.

>>29478263

>dat lil brown girl

fuuuuuck i'll never be in high school again and have a chance with that cute little stoner girl ;_;

>>29478280
Says the guy posting the must sexually attractive horse in existence.

>>29478280
ok

>>29478233

>>29478280
you say while posting a picture of a pony coated in a thing layer of oil and made out of delicious cheese, just inviting you to lick her all over and clean up the mess she's made, and then maybe afterwards you could take your "pizza cutter" to her if you know what I mean

wait, sorry, what were you saying, I got a little distracted there.

>>29478280
Are you on 4chan?
If the answer to my question is yes, then the answer to YOUR question is no.

3 hours of pure pony pleasure

>>29478273
No, I did not read the Snac fic yet, nor do I intend to at the moment.

>>29478301
>Oil
>Cheese
think i'm gonna barf.
>>29478312
3 HOURS!

what about cute fuckings?

>>29478323
So you're going to leave her dirty and alone? You're fine with her mixing that oil with her tears?

>>29478294
>>29478289
>>29478301
Any love for coleslaw pony?

>>29478343
I've never liked coleslaw, sorry.

>>29478339
Aren't you the guy that furiously masturbated to the pizza pony?

>>29478343

Coleslaw is pretty gross.

>>29478343
>>29478339
>coleslaw
>oil
that's so fuckin gross dude. cheese pony is vile.

>>29478343

I hate the concept of these ponies but I find the fact that one is drooling bizarrely adorable

>>29478349
nope
there must be at least two of us, then

>>29478280
>>29478309
I love that design, but I still can't get over that front leg.

I mean it's like...pony legs just don't bend that way man.

>>29478356
what if she had toppings on? What's your favourite topping - I'm sure she'll be happy to accommodate you.

pizza pony reminds me of cheetara.

>>29478361
Yes they do.

>>29478309
>>29478349
We need porn of the pizza pony.

I feel profoundly naive that I am wondering where the fuck this conversation came from.

>>29478382
Isn't the original enough?

>>29478348
>>29478354
>>29478356
So no love for coleslaw pony then?

I really wish I had never watched this show. I never would have had sex dreams about adorable multicolored ponies and I would still be normal... well, mostly normal... okay, normalish compared to most of you.

>>29478376

They bend the other direction entirely. Or rather, real horse legs do.

>Worship Xom
>Get poisoned, no potions
>Pray to Xom
>Get slapped by a trout
Such is life in dungeoncrawl.

>>29478376
No, they don't. That's a hind leg glued to the front.

They can bend forward at the shoulder, but that's much too low, and the remainder of the limb is much too short.

>>29478366
I peel the cheese off my pizza and give it to my dog. to accommodate me, she'd skin herself and look horrifying with nothing but saucy muscle showing.

>>29478387
while enticing; no.

She could be pouring dressing over her teats, her plothole and cheesepot stuffed to the brim with toppings.

>>29478414

I think I am going to throw up.

This entire pizza debacle better get it's own thread simulator video; if it doesn't I'll be disappointed.

>>29478412
What if she covered herself in pizza base and let you eat it off of her to reveal the cheesy grin beneath?

>>29478420

You and me both

>>29478403
I wish I'd never come to these threads, maybe I wouldn't have these unconfortable feelings. And I'd probably have a dozen fewer fetishes.

>>29478414
>pizza and dressing

Disgusting. What is wrong with you?

>>29478444
well I'm not saying RANCH dressing or anything like that, just -a- dressing or sauce.

christ.

>>29478434

Wingjobs?

What if pokey pierce the pokey unicorn has downs syndrome

he enjoys poking things because he's retarded and only knows childish joy

>>29478459
I'm just joking, although really I never understood the people who put ranch on pizza. Shit was messed up.

>>29478466
yep, that's in there

>>29478459

But ranch is good on pizza.

>>29478470
The dumbest characters on the show are all unicorns. I think the horn really does grown inward.

Even Twilight is pretty dumb sometimes.

ANYWAYS my point is we need pizza porny.
Someone get someone on the case

>>29478470

No, hes a manly veteran of many campaigns. The poking comes from years of harsh equestrian military training, he can't help himself, its instinctual now.


Or at least that is what he tells other ponies to mess with them. He is actually just very, very bored most of the time, and desperately seeks ways to entertain himself.

>>29478434
These threads haven't really done anything for my sexual preferences, but they have reinforced the shit that makes my chest feel like it's being devoured from the inside out by a horde of ravenous butterflies.

Like being friends with talking horses. Friends, not lovers. Just hanging out and enjoying the day.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I already have friends.

>>29478474

It's like putting mayo on a bacon cheese burger. Just lots and lots of calories.

>>29478501
have you ever been around exceptionally smart people?

a 4.0 GPA and the best work in the class correlates with being a complete and utter derp, it's like they get so caught up in details that they miss the most obvious shit and forget things

Maybe magic works the same way, and it overloads pony brains

>>29478506
For me, that feeling is because I believe that ponies would take a blissful tactile pleasure in touch in a completely non-sexual way. Like cats.

>>29478527
Indeed, knowledgable and intelligent are two totally different things.

>>29478522
I'm not a fatty, but I used to eat at this one place that served pretzel-dogs covered in cheese, and I was sad when they closed down.

>>29478528
That would be awful, I'd want more and they wouldn't. I'd rather just be friends than that.

>>29478543
The difference between knowledgeable and intelligent is like the difference between a gun collector and a marksman.

Would you lick her rosebud?

>>29478565
No.
I'd move it out of the way

>>29478558

I like that analogy

>>29478543
>the face of genius

>>29478543
The difference between intelligence and having a mindful personality are also two different things.

>>29478565

And with this I've gotta leave.

>>29478565

I would ask her if she had been out drinking with OPPP again.


I would already know the answer

>>29478584
Why isn't Nyx in the Gdocs and have you written anything else lately?

>>29478556
Well it doesn't preclude them taking a sexual pleasure in sex. Just saying you could snuggle with a pony without sex or relationships or jealousy entering the picture because it's completely innocent.

Like if pony girlfriend A walked in on you snuggling with pony friend B she wouldn't be like OMG YOU'RE CHEATTING ON ME WITH THIS STRUMPET, she'd just be like budge up, I want in on that.

>>29478572

I can indeed anon because I used to be the exact same way. Metabolism tends to slow as you get older and sadly I had to actually stop being a lazy asshole and lost my free pass

>>29478591
because it isn't a show character (Read: Can't be arsed to.) and no.

LEAVING.

>>29478595
oh, okay, I could live with that.

>>29478595

>STRUMPET

...you just read Preggity didn't you.

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>>29478596
Be MORE lazy. Like, too lazy to even bother eating most of the time.

Think of it like a bell curve. If you're in the middle, you can go either way to fix the problem.

>>29478625

this man is a genius!

Pixiv is a scary place.

>>29478625

Nah man exercise just is a necessity once you get to a certain stage, otherwise you become Pony Joe

>>29478642
BUTTershy

>>29478642

fattershy is bad shy

>>29478609
Slatterns. Trollops. Floozies. Quiffs. Hussies. Puttocks. English has far too many words for women who get around to just use the same ones over and over.

>>29478662

Could be worse. Could be Futashy.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'VE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT.

AND AGAIN WITH THE ADDED ALLITERATIVE APPEAL.

>>29478667

or fatfutashy?

>>29478595

Actually this is highly likely because ponies do the whole estrous cycle thing, they go into heat, which also means they are often not receptive to reproductive advances at all. So they probably cuddle a crap ton when they aren't in cocklust zombie mode with no fear of things getting out of hand.

>>29478673
You mean preggofutashy?

>>29478684

Preggafutafatshy x Big Mac for the added straight shipping slap in the face.

>>29478684

or preggofatfutascatashy pizzapony?

>>29478682
>most of the time can spend large amounts of time cuddling
>especially unicorns, which don't need to physically touch things to interact with them
>occasionally turn into insatiable nymphomaniacs
they're like the perfect species

>>29478682
What if equestrian ponies don't have estrus?

Humans evolved over time to have a year round mating season. It's likely that any other species that becomes dominant and safe enough would.

>>29478717

Can't see it happening in a species that didn't manage to evolve past quadrupedal locomotion.

>>29478726
Don't see how quadrupedal locomotion affects that

>>29478717
Equestrian Creationism isn't that far fetched a theory, as a species they're geared towards forced interdependence, I'm not sure how easily that could evolve. Getting rid of sexual urges for most of the time would also help them be peaceful.

>>29478717
Yeah, estrus isn't really suited to a sentient dominant species. But I'd theorize that the combination of their herbivorous roots, their magic and the longer gestation period of a horse would leave them with lower libidos than humans, which would lead to the same lack of sexual meaning in snuggles.

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>>29478749
Magic fucks evolution in the ass even worse than technology does. Evolutionary theory isn't really that much help when contemplating pony society.

>>29478749

>Yeah, estrus isn't really suited to a sentient dominant species

Neither is staying quadrupedal or lacking opposable thumbs.

>>29478764
Yeah, it could go that way too. Either getting sex out of the picture most of the time, or getting rid of any sort of taboo.

>>29478770

Ponies manipulate objects with their prehensile genitalia

even mares

"Dont worry Spike, I'll get the door....

>>29478770
debatable

Is 4chan playing up again, or have we simply moved on to a new thread?

Is it working?

we back?

Yay we're back!

Now we can talk about ponies and all their wonderful bodily functions

so, new thread or what?

test test

aeiou

uuuuuuuuuu

holla holla get dolla

oh man i want to stick my penis in that underage horse

New throd

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>>29478770
Way I see it, losing estrus made them more free to control their population. As with quadrupedal and lack of thumbs, quadrupedal motion is faster and more maneuverable. Where thumbs are probably missing due to a third of the species have telekinesis (plus the goddess whom the rest of the species is probably physically based on is telekinetic).

>>29478770
Pony feet are half-decent manipulators.

Imagine their 'hands' for a second, that muscular, scrunchy, undulating mass that somehow manages grip objects and even make playing string instruments a possibility.

creepy

>>29478889
Part of the inherent magic all ponies have, just unicorns can manipulate that magic with their horn.

>>29478411
It's an imaginary pony drawing fuck your anatomy