"Carry on my wayward son.
There'll be peace when you are done.
Lay your weary head to reeest.
Dontcha cry no more."

>>29467483
in case you missed it

>>29466897
>mito thread

>>29466897

>>29467532

I am always ready.
Except for when I'm not ready.

>>29467532
I needed that to get the pinkie barking out of my head

Oh god how did Trixie get Metal Gear REX?

ha ha... almost 9 days

>>29467580

>>29467608
yo

>>29467580
Terrorists like ponies, apparently

>>29467610
That makes two things I have to wait for this month.

>>29467552
Work on a curve. If it means you do a 30 second jog, 10 sit-ups and 5 pushups, then so be it. You know your limits, push yourself to them. Consistency is key, so keept he skill curve high.

Also, if you are particularly good in one area (it was sit-ups for me) then push yourself harder there. I ended up doing 10x3 situps with 20 lbs of freeweights in my hands, but I only managed a 2-minute run and 10 pushups the whole time.

THINGS TO DO WHILE WAITING ON PONY
-Wash your car and clean out the inside
-Do 30 situps erry day when you're still groggy in the morning
-Mow your lawn twice
-Papercraft
-Your job
-find a tree and do 20 pullups, and 20 chinups each day. Pretend fluttershy is coaching you if you're fat.
-clean out your room
-clean out your TV room
-clean your couch with a wetvac/Wipe it off if it's leather
-Vacuum the places you don't normally vacuum
-Yank your bacon
-Play Oblivion. Use this mod www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=39950
-blow all the dust out of your computer
-Clean your bathroom
-Clean your fridge

>>29467615

>>29467626

>>29467580

Nice

>>29467615

Real world pony pictures GO

>>29467636
was meant for
>>29467608

>>29467615
If you have cartoon ponies in your home you have to be careful where you sit

I've never been to any of these threads, but I had an idea for a crossover pic:

Hanako (from Katawa Shoujo) playing with a Fluttershy toy.

Hey anon. I wrote some more stuff.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mg_EVfm1oROldbTAAM7wn9A1ET_hEIbsnEUCFSvlvsk/edit?hl=en_US

>>29467663

>>29467647

>>29467663
My desktop.

In a parallel universe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfcVT-Xy6t8

>>29467647
I don't get it.

One day... Gilda... WILL BE MINE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B84MBr_wDsU

>>29467666

Please are you blind or something?

>>29467663
Guess I'll have to make some more if this becomes the thread topic...

>>29467645
I took a six mile walk a few days ago. I got horribly sun-burned and my legs felt like shit, but I had an overall better feeling about myself. I've been meaning to try and make it a daily thing, but shorter distance.

>>29467663
You all are mad at my small equine

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

>>29467666

Reminds me of those comics I saw way back when in which anime girls were flattened and then were "played" like a vinyl record on a turntable.

Rainbow would play guitar-heavy rock, especially 80s-style hard rock/glam.

>>29467642
...Is there a jog equivalent I can do in, say, a room? Or one place? An actual exercise, I mean, not just jogging in place (or would that work?).

>>29467741

Are all the real world images yours?

>>29467645
Can you post that get workout sheet with Dash on it if you have it?

I have a problem dealing with nudity and sexuality, I don't know what to do

When I was in college my female friends sometimes wore outfits with visible cleavage and I would always make an effort to look at the walls or floor instead of looking at them while I was talking to them because I didn't want to offend them by making them think I was looking at their cleavage

And the one time in my life I saw breasts was when my best friend flashed me, and it let to awkwardness that eventually destroyed our friendship

wtf is wrong with me
:(

>>29467645
You should add the following:

-Draw zee ponies

>>29467765
>homestuck

can anyone post some pony futa pix? my mom found my old collection....

>>29467763
>you will never be as manly as Putin

>>29467792
Most of them are, but a couple of them aren't.
As a rule of thumb if it looks like a vector, it's Fluffy's.

I know I normally do raunchy or violent stuff or whatever but even for me this is a bit far
so consider this spoiler-tagged

you've been warned

>>29467801
You dont have a fluttershy fleshlight

>>29467812
>my mom found my old collection....

and then what? Finish your story anon

>>29467765
Meanwhile, Texas is still burning

>>29467792
Not all of them, but I think most of them are.

>>29467821

Welp, best day ever.

>>29467791
Run around your house outside/Run up and down your stairs/Jog inside your house after you have made sure nothing will get knocked over/trampled/any neighbors disturbed.

NEVER run inside in the winter. Always run in the snow. Running in the snow is the pinnacle of running.

>>29467791
Anything aerobic. Jumping jacks, stair steps (get some flat, stable surface, like a low work bench or a UPS unit or something, space it about a foot above the ground and step up and down) or running up and down the stairs if you live in a walkup, to name a few

>>29467765
Meanwhile, we continue to give absolutely zero fucks. Let them all go swim together in a bucket or something.

>>29467821
Jesus Christ man, that's a little much, don't you think?

>>29467683

>pinkie in bed

don't do this to me..

>>29467821
You are a horrible person.
Draw more

>>29467847

>>29467821

[snarky sarcastic post about how distasteful this is]

>>29467821
Reported

For being too adorable

>>29467763
>filename

>>29467821

>>29467821
best ship

>>29467879

>>29467879

>>29467821
You sick bastard.
You just get worse and worse.

>>29467879

>>29467902
I prefer this ship

>>29467856
>think

You were drunk, werent you?

>>29467870
No, running in the pounding surf of the sea is the pinnacle of running!

AJxSpike is closest-to-canon ship

>almost 9 days

Ponies soon fellow stalkers

>>29467847
Lets go sell ice pops

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in.

Is Rose still here? Dumping one more time just in case.

Now it's time for computer upgrades. Yay.

>>29467928
Ah how I wish I was back in high school

>>29467763

>>29467964
get out of russia you ponies

You smell like a west coaster. You are a bane to automotive progress.

Applebloom is the only one of the CMC that should ever be shipped with Spike

>>29467971

A cab combs the snake,
Tryin' to rake in that last night's fare,
And a solitary sailor
Who spends the facts of his life
like small change on strangers

Paws his inside P-coat pocket
for a welcome twenty-five cents,
And the last bent butt from a package of Kents,
As he dreams of a waitress with Maxwell House eyes
And marmalade thighs with scrambled yellow hair.

>>29468005
Applebloom and Spike are cute

>>29467936
I almost overdosed from how much pony I had.

>>29468017
That's not Piano Man.

>>29467978
Twist, Snips, and Snails would be the best stoner trio

>>29467992
I don't. High school was fucking awful. Fuck going through puberty and fuck the rest of it.

>>29468005
what if Sweetie Belle tricked Spike into thinking she was Rarity?

I can't believe MLP is going to be the secret level for diablo 3.

Wonder what Nightmarity is going to look like (tentaclehorse_a?)

>>29468005

I wouldn't say shipped but I would like to see more interaction between the two.

>>29468005

>2 new AB/Spike pictures in one thread

When did it become my birthday?

>>29468048
flufffffyyyyyyy

guess what I have two of sitting next to meeee

>>29467928
Good god, Twilight reassuring an embarrassed boner-hiding Spike by itself... hnnnn, that alone could spur a thousand fics.

Good night, MLPG

>fitnessfag checking out for the night.

>>29468048
And then the thread was heart attacks.

>>29468086

don't forget your oatz

>>29468048

May I have some?

>>29468079

2 naked girls?

>>29468079

two tall frosty steel reserves?

>>29468079
Tell me right now or I'll renovate your ass

>>29468079
Leftovers from dinner and lunch?

>>29468079
Is it me? It's totally two of me.
Give me all of the me.

>>29468114
You might as well renovate it anyway, that place is a real dump.

Anyone have the picture where it has a comparison of where Applejack is so many apples tall, and is about knee size?

>>29468144

dohohoho!

and some more

>>29468144
HA!

>>29468079
COCKS

So yeah I made a present for you guys


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0aMaaxy6g


Not really I'm just here for the porn

So many damn tea parties...

>>29468158
>>29468169
Thank you! I'll be here all week!

I want a sandwich now.

>>29468208
Indeed, but you can't discount the picnics.

>>29468153
There's a few, I think, but here's the one I have most ready to hand,

>>29468170
Oh god. AB is spike's tootie.

I don't think I've ever posted this one...
I'm hiding vectors from myself...

>>29468141
two finished twilight plushies!

you know you want one

Applebloom is best CMC

>>29468265
Twilight is nice, but I want Pinkie, Luna, and Celestia.

>>29468265
Not at your prices.

>>29468231

>you will never get to sniff pinkie's tail

>>29468279

Fuck that awful shit.

>>29468265

I KNOW I DO.

Too bad I can't afford to shell out 100+ funbucks to buy it though.

>>29468265
If by Twilight you mean Luna then yes I would love one

>>29468265
IS THAT CODE FOR COCKS?!

>>29468048

>you will never be able to sleep with a miniature plushie of yourself

>>29468265
How bout a gilda plushie! The market is there!

also post pics of the plushies.

>>29468325

>>29468319

>>29468265
HOBBIT
RECORD YOURSELF SINGING ART OF THE DRESS WHILE YOU MAKE A PLUSHIE

On my laptop, I remember having a chart saved that had all of the main casts' colors on it. Does anyone have something like that?

>>29468265
Oh god I need a high powered money cannon.
...
And money.

>>29468336
Gilda? She should be made from cast iron. The unweildy discomfort would make her show accurate.

>>29468346

I dont get this pic.

>>29468290
>see thread
>read from bottom up
>cuteass pictures
>watch >>29468188
>areyouawizard.jpg

>>29468265
Gimme.

But in all seriousness, I only have like $20. I doubt I could buy one anytime soon.
It's amazing at how little I'm getting from this fandom.

>>29468371

He wants to ride on her back.

Still selling these poster if ya'll niggas are innerested. Email me, yo.

>>29468368
>60% kitty
>not cuddly as fuck

>>29468265
Why haven't you taken pictures of them yet?!

>>29468363

Like this?

>>29468253
I just read that the dragon is assumed to be the largest creature in the show. I highly doubt that. I want to see a comparison to an Ursa Major.

>>29468406

I get that buy they are running away or something?

>>29468265
pics of finished twilight?

>>29468412
Still selling those? They kinda finished the vector a while ago... I doubt you'll find anyone to buy those little things.

>>29468412

what the fuck is peeking out from the right?

Kirby meets ponies.
we all loose out teeth from the combined sweetness.
then 0² appears and shit gets real

>>29468426
There was a piture comparison, at one point, and the dragon was like a hobbit compared to that thing

>>29468426
Here is a reference. I want to re-do the city shot to see if I can find one to squeeze her in better. I never liked how he didn't fit.

>>29468442
Nigga that's Oshawatt, the manliest motherfucker you'll ever know

>>29468422
Not exactly, the chart was pretty much all circles with less characters. Thanks anyway, that picture will do.

>>29468412
How much? Gotta get my sister a christmas present.

>>29468430

I guess. I assumed Applebloom got it in her head to run away from home and dragged Spike along with her. It's probably based on >fanfiction or something, I dunno.

>>29468297
THEN GO MAKE SOME MONEY

>>29468314
I do not have a luna pattern

but lunafags are obsessive as fuck so I will make some eventually

>>29468319
YEAH

>>29468336
>The market is there!
if by "market" you mean you and Pacce, yes.

>>29468362
NO MIC

>>29468404
daww

>>29468416
because it's 3am and it's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses

>>29468454
I've only ever seen this:
>>29468460
comparison.

If you have another picture, I'd love to see it. It's . . . important to my . . . fictions.

>>29468462
He said right.

>>29468412
No luck on ebay?

>>29468422
Nope, but thank you, that picture will do.

>>29468463
Oh! I got that

>>29468422
That needs to be updated to have ALL THE PONIES.

>>29468492

>>29467669
links to everything?

>>29468462
>oshawott
>good

>>29468529
>Spike colored tits
>can't unsee

>>29468529
That's a lot more similar to the one I had, thanks.

>>29468512

its true, i did.

>>29468483
trip fell off

9 days and 10 hours left

Also, how the hell are Applejack and co. related to an orange factory?

>>29468498
I dont have the image, but I could have sworn I've seen a comparison of like all the creatures, like a chart.
[spoiler[Please tell me you arent writing about them fucking

>>29468617

stop remind me.

im not going to be here

>>29468606

>>29468483
Make it anyways!

>>29468612
That can be a serious condition

>>29468617
They're both full of shit and nobody likes working for them?

>>29468648
>not finding a way to watch season premiere as it happens

motherfucker you'd better have one hell of an excuse

>>29468647
Fuck I'm normally good at spoilers

>>29468530
ALL THE PONIES?

>>29468606
Spying on Rarity?

OH NOES!

>>29468651

>>29468253
>>29468460
Actually . . . I think I have everything I need to scale it right here.

Be back in a minute, MS painting.

>>29467978
Upgrade complete. RAM increased from 4GB to 8GB.

>>29468612
I'd only be interested in buying a Pinkie plushie. You've done some of 'em yet?

>>29468617
10 hours and ~40 minutes yeah?

I hate timezones.

>>29468727
Nice!

>>29468575
Hang on, I think I know the one you're talking about

>>29468698
All the ponies.

>>29468691

i'll be in vegas, I'm going to try and sneak off and watch it, but I probably won't be able to pull it off.

at least if I miss it I'll be able to keep drinking.

>>29468741
http://ponycountdown.com/

Does anyone have that pic of Celestia doing a "I seriously hope you guys don't do this" face?

>>29468647
How did you know the topic?!

Seriously, no. They won't be fucking. It's a Stephen Magnet love triangle

Okay, seriously again, no. They just have relevance to a plot

NOT THAT KIND OF PLOT. I just mean like a story arc sort of plot

>>29468782
Fraps the stream, then set all your clocks back to the appropriate time and pretend it's still live.

>>29468786
Well, there's jesus's nightly thing here in about a half hour.

>>29468758
Thanks anon, but whether or not I got the exact image I requested doesn't really matter anymore with three new charts for me. I think they're all better than the one I had anyway.

>>29468782
Take a laptop with you and find a stream. No excuses.

>>29468786
I'm compiling a list of streams. If you know of one, let me know.

>>29468551

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14SVvV-adTnHlLEy0NkogvOI_BfJlotnQMQ4p8v0VX04/edit?hl=en_US

Is my full archive. The whole Creature that Came to Ponyville is towards the end of the "normal" section.

Yogscast likes MLP

>>29468805
oh okay.
Do a follow up where they all have a hot, sweaty giant monster fight

>>29468797
>still using this meme
>1005 year of the Equestrian calendar

Just reminding you guys that we aren't the most pathetic people out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8be8pL0lhw

>>29468847
Well Hannah does at least. Lewis at least acknowledges it. Either way I don't really care as long as they keep making neat minecraft videos.

>>29468783
I can't actually see the timer on there because there's a stupid facebook comment thing in the way.

>>29468442
Phineas, from Phineas and Ferb.

>>29468514
Still haven't tried ebay yet. Gotta get my paypal shit fixed.

>>29468466
As much as you wanna pay. Email me for info.

>>29468833

thats not bad idea.

>>29468844

I have to find a way to watch it without tipping off my friends. it's hardmode, I'm gonna do my best, but in the end.. it's just a cartoon.

>>29468897
>Only watches minecraft

Dude.

>>29468835
>>29468844
I mean on the day the new one comes out.

I got a laptop, and my phone is strong enough to stream, but i need a stream.

>>29468899
well if you can't do paypal, then that kinda gums up the works.

>>29468856
Sort . . . of . . . Truth be told, I already used the Ursa which is why I made the reference. The creatures of Everfree are in general very important, so I needed a few more references when sizes were clear.

>>29468925
Well yeah, of course. I'd link you to some, but you guys have a big rage boner for ponychan folks, and they'll be all up in the ones I know of.

>>29468869
Isn't that by King Cheetah?

>>29468991

you're not talking about the basil stream are you?

>>29468925
I'm halfway tempted to go over to >ponychan to see if they know of any streams that'll be active. Something tells me they might actually have the inside track on those.

>>29468991
I have no alliance with /co/ or ponychan.

>>29469033
Streams for S2?

>>29469007

Possibly. I found it on /b/

>>29469049
Yeah. Or at least S2E1.

>>29468925
Fairly sure Basil said he'd be running his again.
http://www.justin.tv/basil34

>>29469048

you neutrals disgust me!

>>29469053
You brave, brave man.

It's hard to ride that thread.

>>29469062
http://dinkypage.com/bronystate

These guys will be airing it live.

>>29469066
your dubs excite me

>>29468925

what is the joke here

>>29469053
Is that thread still active? If so, link please.
And if not, post whatever you have saved of that guy's art.

>>29469089
>>29469064
We should put these up on the linkboard.

Leth? You around?

>>29469100
your excitement enrages me

What does this button do???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsmrPATdaS8&autoplay=1

>>29469100
how about these?

Thanks ponychan mods.

Luna thread?

>>29469119
Molestia is a creepy fucker.
>>29469155
Elegant! Simply marvelous.

>>29469089
Oh my god thank you I don't cable at the moment.

>>29469141
Your enragement bores me

>>29469159
Wow.

>>29469049
>>29469033
if i get a link to a guide i will stream s2 for /co/ but i need to know what i need to buy / download

>>29469170
Luna thread

>>29469155

>>29469159
>going to ponychan

>>29469170

>>29469159
>Love and tolerance

>>29469155

>>29469186
your boredom intrigues me

>>29469236

>>29469215

>love and tolerance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-ZiBxVTNs

>>29469254
>love and/or tolerance

>>29469251
You did it wrong.

I wonder if all of their neat-o necklaces will return

Maybe Celestia confiscated them? Its not like they were in their houses and stuff.

>>29469251

>>29469292

>Love, with a potential for Tolerance

>>29469159

Wasn't it "love and tolerance" that killed the furries as a fandom in the early 90s?

last year on /o/, there was this guy, "Green lex luthor, Resident /o/ dubs guy"

He tried for dubs almost every day, and only got them once. then he got them twice in a row. He was the best tripfag ever.

>Love and tolerance and cupcakes

>>29469293
Trips

>>29469304
Fluttershy has them in her closet. Same with the gala dresses.

>>29469304
They're being examined by top ponies.

Top. Ponies.

>>29469304
i was a bit sad that they did not use them for gala dress

>>29469215
>doesn't know the theme of their favorite show

:D

>>29469304
Ugh.

>oh noes discord has been released from whatever
>we have to stop him
>oh look it's princess celestia
>DONT FORGET YOUR NECKLACES GIRLS YOU NEED THEM TO DEFEAT DISCORD
>wow thanks princess!

>i stop watching

>>29469335
You were the guy with the skins yesterday?

>>29468188

This fanbase is...obsessive as all-fuck. Not as much as the dude who only collects Quagsire merchandise but it's getting there

So is Faust absolutely not involved with the show any more?

I've suddenly grown terrified that one day she's going to ask for "the best pony fanfiction to read."

>>29469349
Next up on Pony Hoarders...

>>29469345
Don't worry.
I never get dubs either.
Unless I get dubs.

>>29469392
Then it will be Past Sins

>>29469313
>Partially love, with a slight chance of showers and tolerance in the afternoon

>>29469408
Next thread will feel my quads girth

>>29469416
Yes.

This is EXACTLY what I'm afraid of. That or Cupcakes. Then she washes her hands of us forever.

When is Daftykins usually on?

>>29469416
Wasn't there a part where they removed a tumor using Princess hair

>>29469432
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6NwZ12Hfyk&feature=related

Oh the horror

>>29469392
Alright, I completed the Dragon/ursa speed comparison picture
>image limit
Fuck.
>>29468647
We better compile a list before other splinter groups do.

>>29469450
It was an exoticism.

Laren will love that.

>>29469450
Wat.

>>29469432
HAHAHA we're screwed then

Love and tolerance guys.

>>29469443
When he's awake.

>>29469203
>>29469203
>>29469203
>>29469203
oh and i will not do that webcam shit

I'll make a thread!

>>29469492
Hm. Sounds sexy.

>>29469511
I don't see anything wrong with this at all.

>>29469450
Indeed.

Who needs to be a brain surgeon to preform brain surgery?

>>29469511
that's what you said last time

>>29469416
Knowing the amount of animators that brouse /co/ and her.
It would be F:E

new thread:

>>29469499
>>29469499
>>29469499
>>29469499
>>29469499
>>29469499
>>29469499
>>29469499
>>29469499
>>29469499

>>29469489
Twilight had a tumor made of NMM inside of her so Nyx used her space hair (because she's NMM but also not at the same time, what the fuck am I reading) to pull it out of twilight.

Quick, someone make a thread that isn't Mito, and it has a topic!

>>29469518
I think it's a kinky pastry.

>>29469546
Haha that's ridiculous

>>29469533
And now we wait for 20 minutes like a bunch of fucking retards just like last time.

>>29469583

>>29469541
Or not

>>29469546
...
WAT.

>>29469583
>>29469583
Just as planned!

>>29468845
bueno!