From last thread:


SHIPPING IS STUPID AND IT SUCKS AND YOU'RE ALL GAY AND GO TO HELL AND YOU'RE THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE AND STOP BEING SHITTY EVEN THOUGH THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU

WHY IS SHIPPING SO DAMN IMPORTANT FOR YOU PEOPLE NOT EVEN SONIC FANS ARE THIS PATHETIC

Yarr, mate... no, fuck that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related

>>29458059
Pinkintershy be the better ship to sail the gallant seas!

>>29458106
Why the capslock?

fucking kill yourself.

>>29458113

Avast! St. Silly Dash!, Remission to board ye vessel?

[pirate] So I really don't see much on Twilight and Rarity for shipping purposes. I'm not saying I want more, I'm just saying I don't see any[/pirate]

On a related note I require pony-based horror and nightmare-fuel.

Don't you faggots think this shit is a little pathetic?

If you entered Fluttershy's domain, you would never leave alive.

>>29458157

Yes

>>29458122
WHY THE MISLABELED ANIMU BULLSHIT

>>29458157
Yep

>>29458157
It's fun to pretend.

>>29458157
I don't think.

Did I miss the music sharing?

>>29458159
pfffft-hahaha like i would want to!

>>29458157
Yep. I don't care, though.

>>29458157
only a little?

>>29458135

I hate feeling so sick.
Also, hey Rose, why don't you make one of those wacky Ask Tumblers?

>>29458157
Liking the show, being in threads? No. The rest of it, yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBJLAFTlGKg

>>29458157
Basically. But we're biding time until new episodes come out

Hey Faceless, please spam this thread with porn and fetish shit, since that's the only thing you're good at. Let's get this MLP General started!

>>29458157
A little?
No. I think it's absolutely pathetic. Especially with with new Nyx x Spike update of Past Sins.

New fapfic delivery.

Snails fucks the shit out of Big Mac.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=380&warning=9

>>29458106
Shippin' be stupid and right awful furthermore ye be hiney pirates destined to taste the fires o' hell. Yer the scum of me boot and even though it's nigh impossible for ye, ye should smell less of feces.
Why does shippin' be so important for ye? Not even sonic fans are this pathetic.

ftfy

>>29458229
HAHA TIME FOR MARKER FILENAMES

>>29458227
> Nyx x Spike update of Past Sins.
The flying fuck are you talking about?

>>29458229
hey semi what's your price?

>>29458229
YES YES

THIS IS THE KIND OF PATHETIC BULLSHIT THAT MAKES EVERYONE IN THESE THREADS HAPPY

>>29458184
Pretty much. The end of the last thread seemed to be where it peaked. I still totally recommend Baba Brinkman, though!

>>29458116
I only have two pirate themed pony images, and the one in the OP is the only one even remotely related to shipping. ┐(ﾟ∀ﾟ)┌

>>29458185
Sure it would be nice the first couple of months, but then you'll start to get cabin fever, and Fluttershy will start to become more and more controlling of how you live your life until she controls every aspect of your life.

And if you step out of line one time Fluttershy will beat your ass down because she wears the pants, and you will take it.

>>29458210
Those lyrics are terrible
Also it reminds me of Twintapes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4i_ZbdzW7U

Check it out.

>>29458262
You mean for commissions?

>Just took the challenge of >>29457337
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzIg0s7eKxs
It... it's not like it's bad or anything. It's just that condition where, you know, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOOD about it. And the voice acting.

Oh god, the voice acting.

>pairing Snails up with anyone

>>29458270
Damnit, this was the one time I was going to share shit. Damn your /mu/ emulation passing by without me...

>>29458284
you're acting like you haven't watched My Little Pony before.

>>29458254
...

Oh, I think he means Present Sins.

I hope.

>>29458283
oh, uh sure

>>29458311

the fuck is Present Sins?

>>29458301
Well, don't let it stop you! If you have stuff to share, go ahead! Everyone else is!

Why is Carrot Top a furry?

>>29458330
nyx clopfic.

>>29458340
because your mom

>>29458301
Just drop your shit in this thread, I'm interested.

>>29458311
Oh I meant everything...
Past sins is going on still?
Spike and Nyx?
IT'S STILL GOING ON!?

>>29458332
IN THAT CASE
some of my favorite musaks

Bright Eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5rhhQbyYV0

Venetian Snares
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJ63spk48s

Dillinger Escape Plan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzgeTxaeFj4

Burst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H7Q1UpFPZA&feature=related

>>29458340
BECAUSE SHE'S A FAN OF MY LITTLE PONY, A.K.A. A BRONY

Arrrr. This be the best ship.

Why isn't she a queen?

>>29458340
All the bitches love Angel.

>>29458371
BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR JOB

YOU BIG FLAMING FUCKING QUEEN

>>29458371
Because Freddie is dead.

>>29458369
Put Twilight in there and we could ride all three shipping bicycles at once.

BIGRAINLIGHT OT3.

>>29458371
She has to be married to be a queen

>>29458371
No pony has the balls to marry her.

>>29458397

>>29458340

Well this made my day.

>>29458277
>lyrics are terrible
I like her voice, though they get repetitive I agree.
If you want something a bit more appetizing regarding lyrics, Jack Conte, the 'usually instruments' person of Pomplamoose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRw6YVZZ5KU

>>29458402
yes.

Any non-shipping drawing requests?

>>29458371

Because Disney.

>>29458366

>>29458327
What else did you have in mind?

>>29458409

>>29458369

No

this is

alternatively, dash x royal guards

>>29458371

Queen has evil connotations, can't have people thinking badly about Celes..oh wait

>>29458424
fluttershy sitting on someone's lap

>>29458363
Unfortunately, it's still going on. It's things like this that make me want to not live on this planet anymore.

>>29458366
Nice taste bro, haven't heard Burst. Listening.
Also brofist for Dillinger Escape Plan, fuck they're good.

>>29458417
Cozy, he reminds me of my guitar teacher.

>>29458402
So she's single?
Excellent...

>>29458424
no.

>>29458402

Wasn't Queen Elizabeth a virgin queen?

>>29458424
NOPE, ONLY SHIPPING FOREVER HERE ON OUT

SEASON 2 WILL ONLY GIVE US NEW SHIT TO SHIP BECAUSE WE ARE MENTALLY RETARDED WITH ASPERGER'S SYNDROME

>>29458424
for art?
I'd like Twilight Sipping coffee amidst several stacks of books.

If writing I'd like a letter from Twilight to Celestia in the form of a poem

>>29458402
that's not how royalty works, anonymous

How do you feel about anthro ponies?

>>29458462
>keyword
>was

>>29458454
Only bad thing I can think of straight off the bat is that he, ah...

tends to VLog after most songs.

>>29458462
Not necessarily a "virgin" queen, but certainly unmarried throughout her life!

>>29458424

Fluttershy and Rarity on a ship observing Dolphins.

>>29458462
who had her royal cousin executed. allowed british pirates to prey on spanish vessels

So who are the most devoted bronies, Europeans or Americans?

>>29458477
Eh.

>>29458284
I don't get the overreaction with this.
I mean, yeah, I despise it and it's fucking awful in pretty much every aspect a cartoon can be awful in, but, it's just kind of mind numbing. Like I just stare at it and go "okay now they're doing some more bullshit, I feel like I'm listening to a broken record". I don't really get how it can utterly disgust someone. Though it almost disgusts me.

>>29458477
Some of them are alright

>>29458447
So...how many chapters is it at now?

>>29458477
Sometimes nice, sometimes not. Depends...

Yarrrrr! Lesbo unicorns bumpin' clams be the best shippin' on the seven seas, me mates!

>>29458477
depends how they're done

that one is fine

pic related is fine

usually they are not done fine

>>29458477
The worst thing that comes out of this fandom.

>>29458401
I support BigRainLight. SHIP ALL THE BICYCLES

>>29458477
THEY'RE SO FUCKING GOOD AND AWESOME AND GIVE ME THE HOPE THAT ONE DAY TECHNOLOGY WILL ADVANCE TO THE POINT WHERE I MYSELF CAN BECOME A PONY AND LIVE IN PONYVILLE WITH AI PONIES LIKE PINKIE PIE

>>29458497
Europeans.

I mean, they don't even get the Hub. They have to watch everything on youtube and those shitty livestreams.

>>29458525

>>29458495
I don't think MLPG is the best place for a historical debate, man, nor is it the best time! It might be best to save it for another occasion.

>>29458477
That one is kinda nice. Usually I'm indifferent or don't like them though.

>>29458484
I like it so far, might download an album by him.

>>29458509

Get a life loser

>>29458477
How do you feel about setting furries on fire?

>>29458310
>you're acting like you haven't watched My Little Pony before.
I haven't. I legitimately haven't bothered to go back and watch a single minute of previous generation footage, unlike everyone else it seems. Was what I just saw par for the course or was it an exceptionally bad clip?

>>29458270
Did my talking out my ass inspire you to conference with my nigga cease?

Also I got paid in the end, happy days

>>29458509
Arrrr, I do like shipping lesbian horses.

>>29458424
Fluttershy and Rarity observing a dead dolphin on the shore
Eridan in the distance

>>29458527
Pretty much everyone, except a few select Americans, has to watch on the shitty Livestreams.

>>29458540
I like you

>>29458513
NO, NOT THE PICTURES OF PONIES DOING URETHRAL SOUNDING OR RAPING THE LITTLE KID PONIES, THOSE ARE FINE

IT'S THE PICS OF PONIES STANDING UP THAT RUSTLE MY JIMMIES. THE LEAST THEY COULD DO IS RAPE EACHOTHERS FACES I MEAN GOD, PEOPLE, HAVE SOME STANDARDS

>>29458567
I prefer shipping straight horses, but I respect your opinion.

>>29458540
>on 4chan
>telling other people to get lives
>in MLP general
>in 2011
>in MLP general

>>29458527
That's what Europeans deserve.
Bunch of faggots

>>29458537
He's uploading his new album VS4 one song per week, should be a link to it on his newer songs.
I like 'Bloody Nose', 'Long Long Time Ago', 'Flavors' and 'Get It Out' the most out of all his songs

>>29458577

>>29458527
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/04/us-europe-mental-illness-idUSTRE7832JJ20110904
Explains everything.

>>29458462

Well, she claimed to be. There was a lot of speculation that she wasn't.

>>29458495

Those poor Spaniards.

>>29458527

Well technically you could wait till the hup ups its episodes online, but there is always a 1 week delay with that.

>>29458552
I was talking about FiM. It's just as bad as 'older generation' MLP.

>>29458577
I'm sensing some butthurt

I feel better now.

>>29458572
>he doesn't have cable

WHAT A STORY MARK

>>29458505
It's not actually still going on. Someone made a Nyx clopfic. That's all.

>>29458591
I think this is the first time I actually laughed in an MLP general thread.

>>29458598
voila
http://www.mediafire.com/?7gumed6wdak6pfa

Might not be complete/legit though.

>>>/v/109469450

reposting this fucking thread

>>29458615

You know, most trolls are at least able to start with something not so blatantly, objectively wrong.

>>29458533
yea in the larger context of it, she was doing that to keep the throne, and other things, away from spanish rule. but this is a topic for later times

>>29458624
Saved

On a related note, how many "anti ponies" are there? I mean like polar opposites of the main six, etc...

>>29458615
Not sure if troll or stupid.

>>29458624
Don't be hating on G 3.5.

It created the artistic direction for G4.

>yfw only none of the CMC get a cutie mark during season 2

>>29458552
Most of them are like that, minus G1 and its movie.
G1 had more grimdark story lines, like steal souls or Optimus Prime as a giant crab. Animationwise, though, it's bad.

Why so aggressive today, /co/? Problems in your personal lives? Rough day at the office maybe? Trouble with the misses? Tell anon all about it, anon. Anon is here for you.

>>29458681
I was actually fairly surprised how similar they were (being a person who has never watched MLP before December last year).

>>29458477

>>29458615
>It's just as bad as 'older generation' MLP.
Not being a fanboy here but you mind explaining?
FiM actually has unique characters with personality. It's also actually somewhat entertaining, especially compared to the older generations which are just terrible drawn-out commercials.

>>29458646
Extended Cable. The Hub's in the triple-digit range.

Keep in mind most folks will only have access to what their parents are signed up for, and another good portion either don't have the cash to waste on it or don't care, given internet access and bittorrents.

>>29458697
ANON CAN SUCK MY DICK
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RAKE

>>29458676
Polar opposited of the main 6? I would think that there are 6.

>>29458661
Oh my.

Thanks so much anon, that's the best laugh I've had all day.

>>29458692
>Grimdark ponies
I'd like an example, please

>>29458697
I want to fuck ponies but I know it will never happen.

>>29458686
Requesting a ponified Dolan

>>29458697
I'm out of coffee and an running on only two cups. That's terrible

>>29458738

>>29458738
The commonly used example is when they set Applejack on fire.

>>29458661
i don't get it, what does a tf2 thread on /v/ have to do with anything

oh wait i see, there's quotes from the pony thread simulator

oh but they seem to have replaced the word pony with the word hat

i see

>>29458681

But that pic is from G3 not G3.5

3.5 ponies look like squirrel llama monsters

>>29458697
I want to wear hats but I know it will never happen.

this is now an "acceptable anthro" thread

>>29458663
>I'll be 20% cooler at him! Then he'll love the show FOREVEEEER! lol

>>29458679
Not sure if Autistic or suffering from Asperger's. Don't worry, your show about sleepovers and fashion shows will be back before you know it. Then you won't have to use up your parent's bandwidth posting pictures of Big McIntosh sucking futa Fluttershy's dick.

>>29458513
Seriously? You're trolling right?
Of all the shitty fan fics, guro, bestiality, and generally creepy porn that comes from the shitheads you think the worst thing that's ever come from this fandom are the athro ponies?

>>29458681
Oh god. Why didn't I notice this yet.

>>29458681
Don't care.
Sugary pinky hearty alien giggle ponies give me rage.

>>29458755
Just a daily reminder that no one will ever draw this.

>>29458763
Buy hat. Put hat on head. You are now hat.

>>29458697
It's because they haven't had their daily dose yet.

>>29458734
oh god-I should have seen that coming...
I meant pictures of them, like maybe an ignorant hick Twilight or a grungy punk rarity...

>>29458738

Tirac, the Shmooze, that racist zebra that steals your soul.

Take your pic, man. Cartoons in the 80s were brutal.

>>29458766
Go on...

>>29458738
I wish there was a ponified grimdark rose

>>29458769
No, he's right.

Anthro is fucking terrible and worse than well written rape fiction and scat combined.

>>29458661
Is

>flesh volcano

becoming a meme outside of MLPGs?

>>29458802
cutie mark is an egg

>>29458766

>>29458777
PAY TRIBUTE TO THE MASTER THAT IS G3.5.

OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>29458802
There probably is. I'll go check.

>>29458769

No he is right. Furry is worse than all those things, especially where it is not wanted. Which is here.

>>29458805
Problem?

>>29458676

>On a related note, how many "anti ponies" are there? I mean like polar opposites of the main six, etc...

Not many, really. Trixie is what Twilight would probably be if she had her Feeling Pinkie Keen mood fits too often and got an even higher superiority complex that wasn't suppressed. Gilda, although not a pony, is exactly the same as Rainbow Dash, but even further beyond on the jack-off scale. If Pinkie's disgruntled other self was a separate pony, maybe you could count her too.

>>29458437
>>29458369

>>29458828
... I...
I can't even begin to word my feelings about your post.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a 9/10 troll. You lose a point because I'm not actually mad, just dumb founded.

>>29458802
Fuck that reminds me I gotta keep reading that shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wujiEeZje_M

>>29458867
The fun part is they're probably 100% serious.

It's cool and popular to hate furries these days. 's how it works.

>>29458847
Suck my dick bitch.

>>29458822
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyIR598a_s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAogllXiDdM

>>29458787
>Tirac
>The evil minotaur, Tirac, captures four little ponies and turns them into ugly dragons to pull his chariot so he can bring in the night that never ends

Why is this fucker in the new show? He could have replaced the manticore, maybe...

If you had the opportunity to;
a)Move in together with your favourite pony (their world)
b)Unravel the tattered remains of an really old burlap sack, filled with diamonds (our world)
c)intertwine both of our worlds, bridging them together
d)Spend a weekend as the sexual avatar Celestia summoned to attend to Ponyville (their world. obviously. duhh.)

What, pray tell, would you choose?

>>29458822
Okay.
Will a pony do?

>>29458851

No she is not. There is a fundamental difference between Trixie and Twilight. Twilight is powerful. Trixie is not. Sort of the whole point of her character. Trixie is all bark, no bite. Twilight is all bite, very little bark.

>>29458828
I AGREE, FURRY IS STUPID AND ALSO SHIT

NOW EXCUSE WHILE I DOWNLOAD 19 GIGS OF COLORFUL CARTOON HORSES FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER BECAUSE I AM A MATURE FAN AND EXPECT MATURE THINGS OUT OF MY CARTOON PONY SHOW.

>>29458892
The mystery box.

>>29457337
I was awesome.jpg for almost the whole thing, except for the bit with the music where I deeply regretted not having any macarenas so I could join in.

>>29458847
It's just so strange...neither pony nor human, I am offput by it.

>>29458805
Now that I think about it,
It's OK to get a boner from normal cartoon horse
but its not OK to get a boner from a more humanized verison of the cartoon horse?
....
think about it

>>29458892
First a., then naturally progress to d.

>>29458876

>these days

You haven't been on 4chan very long have you? Or read the ban explanations for many of the thread purges?

>>29458892
How many diamonds?

>>29458878
Interesting...

>>29458892
how big a sack are we talking about here

>>29458901

>downloading porn
>on a worksafe board

Way to do it wrong faggot, furry or not

>>29458892
The diamonds. I don't give a shit about ponies.

>>29458892
mix the two worlds together.
I'd like to get some magical augments.

>>29458867
No, he's right.
Enough transferred over from the Sonic fandom, and we're trying to cull their numbers now.

>>29458558
It was sort of a "heat of the moment" thing, haha! He mentioned intelligent hip-hop and I brought up Baba Brinkman (check him out).

Congratulations, man, good to hear everything got resolved on your end?

>>29458936
>>29458930
an regular-size "dollar burlap sack" type, filled to containing brim.

>>29458892
a

>>29458901
Ive seen so much fan abuse to the characters by the hardcore 'fans' that Furry is actually a breath of fresh air for me.

Most furrys don't bother with cartoonfandom shit and it shows.

>>29458892
C wouldn't end well unless it was only me who knew about this. I guess A then?

>>29458825
yay

>>29458424
pony shooting pony?

>>29458896
No but you see in my favorite fanfic trixie is even more powerful than twilight and this means that this is how it is actually in the show. Furthermore;

Has anyone seen SB around?

>>29458960
I take the diamonds. That's gotta be worth a fuckton of money.

>>29458944
You must be new here.

>>29458964

>>29458964

>most furries don't
>nearly every single major contributing artist here is a furry with a loaded FA gallery

>>29458892
Toss up between A and C

Probably A, because I don't wanna think about the ramifications of humanity on Equestria.

so any drawfag streams gonna happen

>>29458960
Then B I guess. C is a shitty option, D is fleeting and in A's scenario you are forever the odd one out

>>29458998
>the ones without FA accounts post pics of Sweetie Belle shitting herself on these threads

As much as I'd hate to say this, but furry doesn't look so bad in comparison. :/

>>29459015
no

>>29458920
/co/'s policy on anthro

>>29458892
technomagic adventures sound pretty fun, so c

>>29459032

You mean the one. and we know who he is. Unlike the artists in question, who are many.

>>29458892
A, with hopes of emulating the actions of D one day.

The ponies are accepting enough that, assuming I wasn't killed on sight, I wouldn't face too much trouble integrating, and I'd be unique enough to have my own place in the world.

>>29458998
There are alot of furries who draw pony anthro and they don't go to /co/.

We just talk about the ones who do alot for some reason because they're relevant.

>>29458920
If you're going to find marshmallow ponies attractive, fucking do it right.

>>29459015
Just wait until they're finished drawing pics of your favorite character fucking a dragon; i'm sure you can hold out.

Somebody wanted Grimdark Rose Pony? Here, and have a Kanaya too, on the house!

>>29458986
Not all morning, no.

>>29458920

You are adopting the position that its ok to get a boner from either. You should get your head examined. This is a blue board.

>>29458892
C because WE HAVE NOT ENOUGH MINERALS.
It's not like people would care that they're sapient or anything unless enough of them can speak a human language and/or are able to defend against nuclear weaponry. Besides, dimensional travel would then be easier then space travel once our scientists figure out how the merge occurred.

LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk-cziBPTNU

This amused me to no end. Go watch it.

>>29459083

and some Terezi for good measure

>>29458920
When did you people get the idea that the former was okay and acceptable?

>>29458901
>19GB
link

>>29459061
>The ponies are accepting enough
>all completely terrified of Zecora at first sight

>>29459099
I don't get this

what is it referencing

>>29459109
When everybody got boners from the cartoon ponies.

>using the word anthro to mean furry
just say furry
pic related, it's real anthropomorphism, not your cartoons for girls

>>29459124
brodyquest

>>29459106
But Terezi is a heartless bitch and no one likes her!

In all seriousness, though, I love Terezi. Here, have some best crossovver pony bar none.

>the music playing in my head as I read this thread
>mfw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeUtNrmfg1E

>>29459116
and accepting of her once they found out she actually wasn't all that crazy

I just have to get over the initial "Oh Celestia what the hay is that let's throw rocks at it"

>>29459116
But what happened to all the love and tolerance?

>>29459048
Ah, now I get it

you're all closet furries

>>29459109
well why wouldn't it be silly

>>29459137
>Come, Sweet Death

I laughed so hard I choked, again. God damn it /co/.

>>29459134
>Eridan

Don't be such a tool.

>>29459124
Here have a link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

>>29458916
This. Anthro ponies are just too uncanny valley for me. I don't resent people that do draw them, they're just not my thing

>>29459109
BECAUSE WE ALL SAY IT IS

OUR FAVORITE ARTISTS ARE CROOKEDTREES AND MEGASWEET AND THEY MAKE THE BEST MLP PORN OUT THERE

BUT WE'RE NOT FURRYS NOOOOOOO FURRYS ARE EVIL AND BADWRONG AND WE'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM

>>29459140
This thread is going places.

>>29459128

That there's one of them personifications.

>>29459140
Zoophiles aren't the same as furries.

>>29459140
Yep

>>29459140
If not finding furry art attractive makes me a furry, then I guess I'm a furry

>>29459083
>>29459106
>Terezi, Kayana and GDRose
>Favorite characters, minus Aradia and John
Not sure if I want to save it. No clue which folder it'd go in

>>29459134
H-hey!

>>29459140
And with all the futa, we're also all closeted homosexuals.

>>29459139
It dried up.

>>29459161
That's pretty harsh, man. I'm sorry for my opinions, have a different best crossover pony!

>>29459165
I like Rose and Weaver.

Megasweet and Railgunner are both faggots.

>Anthro ponies are bad and furry
>Putting giant cocks on somewhat on model ponies and having them fuck each other and etc is good and in no way furry at all
>I write furry fapfiction, but I'm not furry
>I draw pony porn all the time in my streams for months on end, but I'm not furry either
>I like jacking off to all this shit and attending said streams and reading said furry fapfiction, but I too am not furry

You guys are so delusional at this point, it's beyond sad.

>>29459165
>megasweet
>makes the best porn

lol no

>>29459140
Closet, my ass. I'm subtle but don't hide it if I'm caught...

>>29459206

Everything you listed is furry and can fuck right off.

I say you're all a bunch of sexual perverts and you're all going to hell.

>>29459206
I don't like futa, I don't write fapfiction, I don't draw porn, and horses /totally/ have coats of hair, not fur.

>>29459203

>Megasweet and Railgunner are both faggots.

This. They can fuck off and never post here again and not a single fuck would be given.

>>29459173
Save it anywhere, as long as you have it, man! And no worries. Not a fan of Eridan? Have some John and Dave. And remember, the hiatus will be over eventually.

>>29459212

>>29459229
Not me. I'm a prude.

>>29459229
shut up, PrudingSemi

>>29459140
I'm not closeted at all.

I just hate other furries.

Is furry such a bad thing if your not obnoxious about it?

>>29459241
Hair is morphologically identical to fur.

>>29459203
NO THEY AREN'T THEY DRAW THE BEST PLOT

SPEAKING OF, WHO ELSE IS GONNA BE WATCHING THE SEASON PREMIER WITH DICK IN HAND WAITING TO CLOP ANYTIME THEY SHOW A PONY FROM BEHIND

BECAUSE THAT'S CALLED PLOT AND IT'S NOT PATHETIC TO WANT TO SEE THAT. THE MAKERS OF THE SHOW KNOW WE LIKE IT

>>29459251
>implying prudes aren't the biggest sexual deviants around

>>29459248

>>29459229
whatever RagingPrude

>>29459251
>>29459259
Prudemind.

>>29459269

If you aren't obnoxious about it we would have no idea you are a furry. Its sort of a self fulling prophecy.

I'm about to ask you guys a serious question:
Why are do some members of the fanbase that insist on writing and drawing gory and/or sexual fantasies about cartoon ponies from a little girl's cartoon? Let alone the implications about your psychological health, it drives away potential fans from the generals and other boards of discussion.

Further more, why call yourself a Brony? Why the need to buy the toys and ware the merchandise? Why attempt to define yourself into a social block. Why not just watch the show and understand that watching a cartoon which has a target audience of 'girls under the age of 13,' isn't a social norm? I'm not saying be ashamed of it, I'm just saying be a little more socially aware. Have a pony key chain, or buy a mini as a desk ornament; but I've seen kids walking around the mall that couldn't have been younger than 17 with an MLP backpack (male).

There's a time and a place for porn, and there's a time and a place for proud fandom. All over the MLP General and as part of your social expressions are not those places, respectively.

It's that kind of shit that wrecks the general opinion of the MLP fanbase.

>>29459269
Not really, it's just another fetish. People make a huge deal about it though for no real reason.

>>29459206
i'm not denying that it's a little bit furry bro
i mean they're still anthropomorphized either way

>>29458928
the before time, in the long long ago

no one cares

>>29459229
Well you're going to a special level of Hell. Reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.

>>29459202

you're no fun to troll
it makes me feel like I kicked a dog or something

>>29459248
Hopefully. I really want to see how John gets Rose's Needlekind card, but the hiatus is really slowing that down.

I prefer to be called a zoophile or horsefucker, it sounds cooler

>>29459229
Welcome to 4chan! Enjoy your stay!

PRUDE THREAD

LET US ALL PRUDE TOGETHER

BECAUSE PRUDE PRUDE PRUDE

>>29459283
AND the most dangerous! They are the ones that turn out to rapists and black people.

>>29459305
More than half of those don't apply here. Go ask that to ponychan.

>>29459326
I prefer xenophile in polite conversation, but I will accept ponyfucker in more casual situations.

>>29459320
on the bright side, i dropped my ships
you can troll me over that because i have such shitty taste

>>29459324
...I'm fairly certain that was resolved immediately after John was resurrected. I think he just picked Rose's specibus card up and walked away, man. Or am I missing a joke here?

>>29459335
I ONCE PRUDED SO HARD I URINATED AN ANTIQUE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE FROM AN OLD SHIP WRECK.

>>29458923
>>29458962
>>29458966
>>29459012
>>29459061
>Every single one of you are now living in Equestria, and it turns out human/pony relationships with recreativeness and/or procreativeness in mind is possible.

>>29458946
>>29458991
>>29459020
>You are now rich

>>29458947
>>29459049
>>29459095
>The worlds intertwine, a few humans and ponies come together to delegate a peace treaty. It works out for a few years until humans have learned most of everything they find interesting or could use for themselves from the ponies, and wage all-out war, utilizing their newest secret weapon: MMP Field Generators. (Magic-Manipulator Pulse Fields), rendering the ponies magic useless, thus allowing the humans to effectively wipe out most of ponykind.

>>29459305
because I honestly don't give a shit about new people coming into the fandom, it's already too big. I don't call myself a brony, very few of us here do.

>>29459309

confirmed for newfag.

Go into 4chan IRC.
Announce you are furry.
See just how little everyone cares.

>>29459362

you do not ha-
>ponified homestuck shipping
...

>>29459326
This is true. I'd prefer to take the lesser used label because I'm hipstar like that.

>>29459385
WOOO! PARTY AT MY MANSION!

>>29459305

Spike's egg was stolen from it's nest.
now his parents want him back.
how sod could this situation be in a hypothetical sense?

>>29459305
GENERALIZATIONS, GENERALIZATIONS EVERYWHERE!

>>29459355
> half of the argument is about the porn
> this thread contains the pron in question.

NO, apparenlty exactly half of that applies here.

>>29459305
1.I have no idea why people thought it would be a good idea to pump out humongous amounts of porn for a childrens cartoon. I guess it's just furries being furries by being hip and edgy eeyup.

2.I don't call myself a brony.

3.4chan is always a good place to troll the fuck out of other people by posting depraved and sickening shit.

>>29459362
>best troll, best crossover pony
team equius forever

>>29459305
>There's a time and a place for porn

Welcome to 4chan

>>29459385
>chose A
Yep, I think I won. Your diamonds can't buy you love, bitches.

>>29459396
MiRiCaLs

>>29459362
Oh...
I was hoping it was something a bit more dramatic than that. Like maybe heroic sacrifice or something. Or maybe it was Karkat's blood or....

Well I'm off. I'm going to pester HSG for a bit.

>>29459305
because humans are weird.

>>29459305
BECAUSE WE ARE MATURE PEOPLE THAT HAPPEN TO LIKE MY LITTLE OF PONY AND WE CAN HANDLE BAD WORDS AND VIOLENT SITUATIONS

IF ONLY HASBRO MADE THE SHOW LIKE HOW WE, THE TRUE FANS, WANT IT TO BE LIKE IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER

THERE WOULD BE RAPE AND PREGNANCY AND ABORTIONS AND PIMPING AND MURDERS AND WE AS A COMMUNITY WISH THAT UPON THESE CARTOON HORSES

WE'RE NOT KIDS, HASBRO, WE'RE ADULTS AND WE HAVE NEEDS

LIKE SHOW-ACCURATE HAIR ON OUR TOYS.

>>29459391
>Go into 4chan IRC.
ew no
why would i wanna hang out with those faggots

>>29459407
Celestia says "No", the dragons don't even dare set foot in Equestria because they know full well they'd have the shit kicked out of them, even if Celestia wasn't there.

>>29459396
Speechless, eh?

>>29459396
MoThErFuCkInG
>>29459435
yEs!

>>29459385
>and it turns out human/pony relationships with recreativeness and/or procreativeness in mind is possible.

http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite

Streaming you fuckers! Get in here with your idiotic requests!

Why do all of my threads lately devolve into fucking horses?

>>29459391
I can't. I'm permabanned from #4chan.

>>29459444
Really? You'd choose HSG over us? Once I was like you, man. Not any more. Oh well, have fun!

>>29459451
Hey, we're not so bad! Come along sometime, you might like it!

>>29459503
you know you love it

>>29459447
Speaking as somebody who enjoys shipping, both discussions and art, as well as porn and fapfics, I sure as fuck don't want any of that stuff in the show. I like the show based on what it is, not as a vessel for other things.

>>29459503
Because you're a terrible person, obviously.

>>29459503
because the evil forces are haunting us

>>29459503

We have a reputation of being sick fucks to uphold.

>>29459503
They're ponies. Not horses. And it would be better described as making love.

Hey guys, just finished streaming. I did a couple things. I guess it was a good enough show for the two people who DID come.

Does anyone else have a bad habit of stalking tripfags?

Sometimes I'll spend hours just reading non-sensical shit that these guys post for no reason. I think Snarky bastard is my favourite so far to stalk. His humor is always so awkward to me.

>>29459407
>sod
damn you brain you know I meant sad!

>>29459503
You keep making mlp threads

>>29459518
New tab, bro. It just seems odd to discus Homestuck in this thread like it would be odd for the inverse as well.

>>29459566
>.gif

>>29459518
>>29459513
All the cool kids are in #Cloudsdale anyway.

Final Question Of the Day Capital First Letter Textrruuuruuu

You find yourself in Pinkies' basement, chained to a table, realizing what's going on near-immediate as she trots down the stairs. She begins playing with you coyly, but doesn't seem to want to hurt you.

What do you do?

If you do wrong, you get the picture ending
If you do right, you get to either go free or have a threesome with her and scootaloo.

>>29459597
thanks for the advice, i was just about to open it

>>29459564
Great job as always, man!

>>29459590
True, that's a good point. Do they even do "discussion" any more? Last time I checked the first thirty posts were all variations of "thip", "snazzy jacket", "fart" or "*ollies outy*". I kind of miss it sometimes.

>>29459616
>captcha

>>29459616

Get a boner

>>29459609
>#cloudsdale
>good
>with you running it
nah man, #mylittlepony all the way

>>29459616
Nothing, I am chained to a table.

>>29458738
featuring best pony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChsNlCPQjkY

Pony seems to be like the borg. It cannot leave anything alone, all things must be ponified, they must be assimilated. No exception. They will add your artistic and stylistic distinctiveness to their own. Your intellectual property will adapt to service them. Resistance is futile.

>>29459597
I like small filesizes.

>>29459616
if I'm chained to a table how do i do anything.

also my answer is have sex with all of them

>>29459463
>Huge ass international incident follows.
welp.

>>29459616
"Is there any way to talk you out of this?"

If the answer is anything but "yes", ask her to make it quick if possible.

"...How did you manage to use these chains with hooves?"

So, based on what we've seen of the pictures for Season 2, I was just thinking about this. But, IF Discord is the dragon/chimera thing we're seeing in the stained glass, and depending perhaps on how long ago he was sealed away by the two sisters, I wonder if perhaps it was HIM who made Luna begin to feel saddened by no one enjoying the night she created. It's possible, yeah, that she just felt that way on her own, but IF Discord does manipulate ponies (which it seems so in the background as he's playing the ponies on there like puppets), I wonder if perhaps while trapped after he was sealed away, once the magic weakened if he was putting thoughts into Luna's mind about this and started to manipulate her. Perhaps by doing this and putting the two sisters apart from each other, it further weakened their magic, allowing for his eventual escape.

Just a thought.

>>29459616
"Party?"

>>29459698
Damn. I should have thought of that.

>>29459385
WE'RE WATCHING PONIES COME TO LIFE
GET THE FUCK IN HERE

http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite

support your local artfags today, watch a stream!

also including free requests; you can't afford not to come!

>>29459616
the obvious answer is to grin and tell her to bring it on

>>29459391
>newfag
>suggesting IRC
troll harder

No. One. Cares.

>>29459734

Yes we know you are a newfag who apparenlty doesn't even know about the irc. Now kindly go back to whatever pit spawned you. Mostly likely ponychan considering the thread you are in.

>>29459633
yeah...I sort of lost the will about nine posts in.
Maybe next time.

>>29459633

>Last time I checked the first thirty posts were all variations of "thip", "snazzy jacket", "fart" or "*ollies outy*". I kind of miss it sometimes

For some reason this made me laugh for a good minute.

Also thank you so much for endorsing Baba Brinkman. This shit is blowing my mind.

>>29459566
>Sometimes I'll spend hours just reading non-sensical shit that these guys post for no reason

Nah. It's anon that always says the stupidest shit.

I'm not a furry, but I really don't like MS's shitty anime humanized.

>>29459652
>>29459666
>>29459680
>>29459727
Bad End. >>29459639

>>29459698
>>29459695
Good End.

And with that I leave.

...
>sneakinonelastbonerrificpicturekbyebye

>>29458998
I don't think anyone is not a furry.

If you're on the internet, you're a furry.

>>29459829
This is true, but you can never tell which anon is which.

>>29459781
Well, on the bright side, have some trollified Twilight Sparkle. It's pretty neat! I like some of the designs these guys come up with, ponibooru is full of great artfags. Speaking of which, what a perfect segue...

>>29459806
...into telling you that I'm deathly serious, man! I used to love HSG. Once it was great fun. Then things went to hell and I got the fuck out, and at the perfect time too.
You're welcome, man, any time. That's one of the best things HSG introduced me to. Baba Brinkman is a real talent, I recommend checking out his entire discography if you can. It's all there. He's clever, with a good voice and some interesting beats, and his rhymes are edifying and fun! What's more to want from a musician?

>>29459836
>Bad end
that's a funny definition of bad you have ther

>>29459865
That's is pretty awesome.
I had rolled up TS for a replacement character in our D&D game...this is giving me ideas to take an abbarent feat or two...

>>29459836
Hooray!

>>29459861
So that's who the artist of Ask Zecora is.

>>29459886
For others, maybe. I consider it a good end for myself, but, y'know. not many are into food coprophilia.

No really, I'm gone now.

>>29459833
>MegaSweet
>Anime

>>29459165
I like CrookedTrees because he is the best painter, I don't like the porn aspect at all

>>29459833
>>29459861
That playfully positioned plot is plying for a place in the most private parts of my mind.

>>29459899
>equastria is earth in the future/past
Not this shit again.

>>29459939
Preposterous!

>>29459914
I used to have a "Trollight Sparkle" MSPA-style sprite I would have thrown your way, but in the chaos of my pony folder it seems to have sunk into the dark, gaping maw of disorganisation. Oh well! Have this instead.

>>29459924
>impling Megasweet isn't anime

>>29459833

>MS's shitty anime humanized.

I don't think MS's art is "shitty", but seeing the same faces, with the same round cheeks, over and over and over, gets old.

>>29459920
I have uncomfortable feelings about it, it is not something I had ever considered as a thing. I... do not think I am against it.

>>29459963

her hair should be longer

>>29459564
>Probably the only one here who gets the reference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk61w82_NuQ

>>29459935
My favorite porn is the porn that MS draws and CT paints.

>>29459970
asdfasdfasdf

look up "SoAshamedPony"
he's pretty much the only guy doing those.
with the pinkamena and this one there's two others in total

>>29459963
Thanks, bro.

>>29459963
Oh, apparently I'm not quite out of this one yet. How fortuitous.

>>29459983
Yeah, agreed, but I think the short cut is pretty cute nonetheless, you know?

>>29459998

CT's style is too animal-like for the porn to be anything but uncomfortable

>>29459770
thanks for the response

>>29459998
My favorite porn is the porn where there's no outside influence dictating the artist's actions.

>>29459137
>no organ
Jesus Christ, man.

THIS is how it's supposed to sound:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai_Waw6kfMU

>>29459920
I dodged a bullet then...

>>29460008
I'm sorry, you're just really bad at leaving I guess!

>Your face when Space Marines show up in the second part to battle Ch/Discord

>>29459968
>Implying it is
Tell me what makes it "anime"

>>29460015
No worries, man, any time.

>>29460075