Old one's at image limit, and autosage, so: MLP General: Sweater Edition.Topic: 10 days left. 10 days, then ponies are back, how excited are you?I'm so excited, I had a bowl of nails for breakfast Without any milk
>>29446903I'm so excited I stubbed my toe and only cried for ten minutes.
I'm so excited, I got doubleswithout any sevens
It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why in Equestria are you posting ponies?
>>29446933the fuck?are you a wizard?
>>29446903I was so excited I managed to stumble into the bathroom to vomit in the sink instead of in my bed!
I can't believe it's not butter.
I'd give Twilight a big hug and let her eat an apple out of my handconsensually
>no twilight thread>>29446938because sleep schedule
I'm writing it currently actually. It's turning out quite a bit longer than I expected. You ought to see it around here sometime tomorrow.
>>29446943No, if I was a wizard, my post number would add up to 40
Last thread suggested a Twilight themed thread.Just offering the opportunity here.
>>29446938because time zones
>>29446938because it's only 10 o'clock here
>>29446903i'm so excited i imagined the crack in rainbow dash's voice as i sprayed my cum all over her face, blinding her with a spurt of whiteness that burned her eyes, adding to the already collected tears
>>29446962This is acceptable
>>29446971
>>29446960
>>29446962Yes! Also before the thread turns to shit one more draw request?
>>29446956Oops, that was meant as a reply to:>>29446923
>>29446960WAIT WHATTHAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY WORK
>>29446938Because it's 6pm and I have enough control over my life that I won't ever be posting ponies at 4am ever again.
Yay Twilight. Cutest Pony.
>>29446960hrm...>calculatoryou silly anon, that post adds up to 41
Grandma Sparkle
We were talking about "breaking" ponies.How would one break Rarity or Trixie?
>>29446992YER A WIZARD, HARRY
>>29446960>math fuck that
Twilight thread?
>>29446971How do you like the idea of having your hands tied behind you, being taken 3 miles up, and then dropped, your only chance of survival to make it up to her, or she'll just let you hit the ground. How's that for beta.
>>29446982u mad cuz i made you hard, tripfag?it's okay, you can have her assall the holes are the same when she's dead
>>29446962I am okay with this idea.
>>29447001
>>29446992
>>29446999stop making me want to ejaculate in geriatric ponies /co/
>>29447009fuck topics twlight time
>>29446999I fucking love this picture! The lighting is almost magical.I would kill 50 men for the ability to colour like that..
>>29447001You'd break Trixie by proving you were better than her, publicly, where she can't deny it or handwave it.Oh, wait.
>>29447009what was that word that just came out of your mouth?
>>29447013>rainbow dash white knight>assdamaged as fuck beta nerdsorry i want to rape and humiliate your favorite pony, anonymousi'll take fluttershy instead if it will make you happy
>>29447022you fappin' to pony gilfs, bro
Twilight thread~
>>29447027How about this?
>>29447031It was phrased in the form of a question!
http://www.livestream.com/cartoonyartchannelStill streamin' you bunch of prostitues
>>29447013I would mock her saying I could fall faster then she could fly. Causing her to dive after me, the resulting argument would cause her to forget how far she is from the ground, we both splatter together.
This is not a Twilight thread.This is a wizard thread.
>>29447044ooh.. good answer
>>29446999>>29445609
>>29447043I'll watch you if you play 90s pop for the music.
Twilightin it up in this heezy.
>>29446933>>29446960YOU ARE BOTH MY KING AND MY GOD
fifty seven
>>29447015The unbeatable argument. Claim I am not mad, you can claim the opposite, and nothing can be done.Claim I am, and you win. Therefor, I say it's around a hundreds of times more explosive than fusion reaction.
>>29447036It willTwilight is actually my favourite pony, but that still doesn't change that you wouldn't get away with your plans
>>29447027>killing fiddy men
>>29447042dont act like you dont enjoy it roogna
>>29447036I really don't think you can consider yourself "Alpha" if you're posting about raping a pony on an internet message board.
>>29447044...huh.You still don't live, though!
>>29447018
>>29447046i like trixie because i bet she'd be most willing to do analnot for any reason other than that she prefers it in the ass - it hurts a little bit at first, and she likes iti like the idea of her using my dick as a sex toy, getting herself off anally while she rides me in complete disregard for my enjoyment... then when she cums hard as she fucks herself on my cock, she'd make me pull out and rub myself off in frustrationbut it would be okay, because she'd finish me with her mouth, relishing the taste of her own ass as she swallowed my cum
What's the big deal? It's just your standard "buy our shit" cartoon.
>>29447057>that feel when I am popular for my dubs but when I turned my trip back on you will all go back to hating mesigh
>>29447055hey pass that twilight dawg, gimme a dro'
>>29447067Yeah I'll deal with it.but its lame.
>>29447046I'm ok with this.
>>29447074I AM GONNA HAUNT SOME PONIES AND SHIT THO.
>>29447075That isn't Twilight.
>>29447083fuck off mito, nobody likes you!
>>29447083
>>29447077>standard "buy our shit!" cartoonI think you have it confused with this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZpurerF2HM
>>29447083sup mito
fine have some Twilight
>>29447083>that feel when no one will acknowledge my existence even with hatred
>>29447077Little late to cast that opinion bro. You must be new here.
why is Derpy wearing prison pants?
>mfw I switched the TV on this morning and saw MLP:FiM on Dutch Nick Jr.I hope this means there's finally some merchandise coming this way.Dutch dub sucks balls, tho.
twilight thread
>>29447076Is this all we do now? talk about pony fucking?
Twilight is definitely most adorable.
>>29447110She stole from the royal bakery, again.
>>29447084Awwwwww yeeeaaahhhhh, we bout to get Filly up in here, boy!
>>29447122for ten more days. it's vastly improved, though.
>>29447110because she's gone guru
>>29447122It's just one faggot doing it so don't acknowledge him.
>>29447123Nuh-uh
>>29447123best, not most adorablethat honor goes to pinkie pie<--peep dis
>>29447123She has her moments.
Scotaloo would be easy to break, just remember her about her dead parents n shit and bam, you got an orange fuck pillowApplebloom, don't know honestly.Sweetie? She's so dumb that you wouldn't even need to break her down, just take her and fuck her
>you will die alone and unloved, your only legacy the vast collection of pornographic depictions of a children's cartoon stored on your hard drive>this is the only thing anyone will remember you for
>>29447090o rly?
>>29447135 WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>29447076
There should be an episode where Twilight Sparkle gets banished to the moon because Celestia needs her to perform an undercover investigation in her lunar prison
>>29447151aeoiu
>>29447147Twolot Sporkle?
>>29447142>implying I didn't pass the bar last week
>>29447142>implying anyone will remember me after i dielegacy is for white people and fags
>>29447142
>>29447159Even this thing looks better.
>>29447102>>29447109Doesn't look like anything special. I never saw anyone flipping their shit over Powerpuff Girls like this
>>29447140She managed to out cute her filly-self in Cutiemark Chronicles.
>>29447141Scoots'd be fun to break.
>>29447159always watching
>>29447174Filly Sparkle was still cute though.
>>29447168that horrific mass of head haunts my darkest nightmares like a sinister wraith, hovering just above my bed, watching me pretend to sleep, knowing that it will possess and kill me the instant i crack my eyelids even slightly
I fuckin love books
>>29447160enjoy your impending political sex scandal once your lawyer fuck brain starts itching to get into a elected office
>>29447041Yes. I am so envious of artists that are better than me (That's almost all of them)This is the best thing I've ever done and I hate it because it's so mediocre.
>>29447180Her parents aren't dead.
>>29447184Well, ow I have to check uder my bed and in my closet before I sleep.Thanks.
I made pony fridge poetry.
>>29447041by the maker thats beutifull!!!
>>29447169It's a hobby for some people. Those who obsess over little plastic toys are clinging to this show because it's the latest thing for them. A long time ago, it was Invader Zim. It's the people that are naturally like this and not a product of the show or the community.
>>29447192
>>29447192Don't ask Twilight for her books though.
>>29447209
>>29447210>>29447209>twilightbookmind
>>29447210god dammit goretastic stop copying anonymous >>29447209
>>29447142All you need to do to be remembered is to try to kill the President of the United States near the end of your lifetimeYou don't even need to come close to hitting him, if you can smuggle a gun and fire it in his general direction while he's on stage, that will be enough to earn you a decent amount of posthumous recognitionit is very likely that you will be killed by return fire but that's okay
>>29447209>>29447210>Twilightneedsanookmind.
>>29447201
>>29447187Very cute.
>>29447216>>29447219>twilight book mind mind
>>29447209>>29447210I would not put it past her>OCD mind>>29447201Neat anon.I'm off to bed, can't see straight. Night
>>29447222>pinky
we gon get fuked up
>>29447195I know that feel and also I can't sleep holy shit.Watching some CL stream until I conk out.
Rate these tripfags with 1 being the greatest and 10 being the lowestLeth, Pacce of the Many Mustaches, Roonga (fuck the rest of the name), Faceless, NH4NO3, Pagemaster, sentenal01, Monochromatic, *Squeak*, Bravespark,
>>29447217>copyingIt was posted at the same time though.
>>29447222Oh god, that fucking magnet
>>29447232later you worthless pile of human garbage
>>29447218>All you need to do to be remembered is to try to kill the President of the United States near the end of your lifetimeI don't imagine you'll be seeing many more dawns after taking a poke at the presidentpatriotic zealots, etc.
>>29447222>>29447201
>>29447209>>29447210>THIS BOOK IS MINE>IT WAS MADE FOR ME
>>29447243But MINE got uploaded first!
>>29447241They all get zeroes.
>>29447241Stop giving them the attention they crave.
>>29447259Who cares?
>>29447201>>29447222>>29447255
>>29447243thats_the_joke.jpgyou know ily gorey-worey
>>29447271who gets anything higher than a zero?>inb4 Terse
>>29447271so they're better than 1? you're saying that they are all great? You are so kind
>Diablo 3 bullshit.>Co-Worker is a pony hater and has been looking forward to this game forever.Work is going to be so much fun now!All that mad.
>>29447277Ha, I like that one.
>>29447277>>29447255>>29447222>>29447201Poniiieees
>>29446938There needs to a picture with sweetie belle as angelica.
>>29447255fluffy? FLUFFY? how--? how dare you? he-e-e thinks my dresses are flu-hu-huffeeeeeeeeeeeee...
A Nook/Kindle preloaded with thousands of books and a solar charger would be the perfect gift for Twilight.
>>29447292these are cute
>>29447241In order:PacceSqueakBravesparkNH4NO3sentenal01Roonga Leth,sentenal01Pagemaster(I don't know who the fuck Monochromatic is.)
>>29447001You break Trixie by reminding her of her youth. You remind her of the father who ran off for some other mare while her dying mother worked her ass off to take care of the baby unicorn. Remind her of how her mother always dreamed of success for her beautiful young child, imagining her as a world famous magician that can perform at the palace of Princess Celestia. Remind Trixie of how far she's fallen, lost the beautiful hat and cape her mother sewed for her, destroyed her cart, books and entire fortune, all because she ended up in some backwards town where ponies don't appreciate a good magic performance.To break Rarity...I dunno, wear an ugly sweater or something.
I think that Scootaloo should have her own episode in Season 2. So we can hear her backstory>It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up. And on my fifth birthday, I had to throw myself my own surprise party.
>>29447292>Own a stainless steel fridge.>Can never own a fridge that glorious.
>>29447280You'd be the first.
>>29447307Thanks :3
>>29447312Feels bad pony. ;_;
>>29447311>you will never be on a list of popular tripfagsfeels bad, man
>>29447241DaftykinsDaftykinsDaftykinsDaftykinsDaftykinsHE IZ PRETY KEWL AHEHAUHEUHAE.
>>29447304People keep saying that, but ya know, I dont thik twilight would like it, I think shed be more for traditional books, on paper, with pages.I mean, one of the first magic tricks she learned was to turn the page of a book.
>>29447311http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM&feature=related>sentenal01 twice>Pagemaster last
>>29447338>Pagemaster lastAutists gonna autism.
>>29447335and some people are crazy like that. Rather than have a library of books in one, they'd rather be able to smell their books. Shits weird man
I wonder what it'll be like when we have new ponies to post...So many new faces...so little time.
>>29447332I know that feel, Anonymous.
>>29447335I think she would. She'd still prefer to read in her library, but having portable access to so much information and so many books would be a dream for her.
>>29447337It's Pinkie Spylight
>>29447350>new background ponies
>>29447312anon, you're cold as ice
>>29447277I have that same little panda thing. That game is fucking god-awful!
>>29447350Oh man, all dem new pictures. Pony folder is gonna get nice and fat.
so basically there is no substance to these threads? why don't you guys just make an IIRC group or something? seems more practical for having asinine conversations
>>29447241Leth, sentenal01, Pacce, Bravespark, Roonga, NH4NO3, Squeak, Monochromatic, Pagemaster, Faceless.only because i haven't heard much about Mono and Pagemaster.
>>29447323Is that it for pics?
>>29447365because
>>29447241Rate em nowLeth, Pacce of the Many Mustaches, Roonga (fuck the rest of the name), Faceless, NH4NO3, Pagemaster, sentenal01, Monochromatic, *Squeak*, Bravespark, Daftykins, RCHDid I miss any?
>:)
>>29447348I personally hate the fact that the world is paced to phase out real books in 20 years.I'm sure it wont happe, but it feels that way
>>29447335We need a Twilight Sparkle and Yomiko Readman crossover picture.
>>29447360He's willing to sacrifice our love.
>>29447350As soon as I get the HD episodes I'll get going through them for screenshots.
>>29447366Pagemaster = NathanMonochromatic = King Servinethey were both name changes
>>29447350I won't like it at the beginning because I won't be able to immediately recognise the reaction images. I don't like change.
Leth - 7Pacce of the Many Mustaches - 9 Roogna - 3 Faceless - 10 NH4NO3 - 1 Pagemaster - 6 sentenal01 - 8 Monochromatic - 5 *Squeak* - 4 Bravespark - 2
>>29447379>IMPLICATIONS
>>29447365the thread oscillate between being pretty good and nothing short of terrible
>>29447388iPod Episodes - 9 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492380/Season_1_of_My_Little_Pony__Friendship_is_Magic_for_Apple_producPC Episodes - 18 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492440/Season_1_of_My_Little_Pony__Friendship_is_Magic_
So, anybody working on anything at the moment?I'm considering writing a MLP x Puella Magi Madoka Magica crossover/AU thing, although hell if I know how I'm going to pull something like that off. So far all I've got are the ponies are waiting to fight Nightmare Moon/Walpurgis Night.
>>29447394Implications nothing
>>29447401I'm not talking about season one.
>>29447391aw whati thought nathan just fell off after being so viciously vilified for so longimma have to start insulting pagemaster's stupid john waters moustache and greasy hair
>>29447375>behind FacelessThat hurts, Anon.That really hurts.
>>29447382This makes me sad too. I love books. How will I get a signed copy of the collected works or Peter S. Beagle with no pages for him to sign?
>>29447335You can love your old books and still recognize the beauty of walking around with an eight ounce device that could hold every work you've ever read.
>>29447311The only ones I know are Pacce, Roogna, Leth and PagemasterI like all of those except Pagemaster.
going back over the musical numbers, doe anyone else see a lot of inspiration coming from Sondhiem's work? At least two songs are almost lifted whole cloth from Into The Woods and Sunday in the Park with George
>>29447412You know what would be an awesome signature to get from someoneIf you like, had sex with them, and then you got an STD from them, the STD would be the same strain as the one they have
>>29447406sorry
>>29447394*cackle*>>29447367Got no more cut-out ones.>>29447362It's not even mine. My boyfriend got it a long time ago because it was cute.
>>29447404Just my submission for the friend off, although I've hit a few snags.
>>29447393On the other hand, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Favorite drawfags?
>>29447382>Come back home from college>Want to work for local bookstore>Bookstore has been replaced by a bank>Feel bad, pony.
So yeah, I found out this is Gilda/Spitfire's voice actress.>>29446903
>>29447001Rarity's easy to break. slow, but easy. delightful if you've a sadistic streak.constant belittling. the trick here would be to never outright insult her. passive-aggressive insults, like you'd see done with a parent and child. her personality type would want to confront you, but because you're being carefully passive-aggressive, she can't intellectually justify confronting you, so she'd try to please you.hell, she might just try to please you anyway, and you'd be able to break her by being unpleaseable.poor girl.
>>29447404No. No one has asked me to draw anything this thread
What do you guys think?good? feel bad for being a dick all the time and will be doing more work and less complaining.
>>29447446Where's that ScootaDash preening?
you guys think phasing out physical books is bad? think about the authors. once books go 100% digital, they'll go the same line as music has. 99% people will pirate books. now the music industry has compensated with merch and concerts. authors dont have this. very soon it will be completely impossible to support yourself on books alone. authors will have to get other day jobs to pay the bills. it becomes an even more unattractive career. soon there are no new professional authors. just guys doing it for shits and gigs online. basically the only new books will be fan fiction
>>29447375yeahFluffy/co/smo/co/mmander jesusHoppipTerse>someone else
>>29447441forgot the darned linkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElCPiApxZsk
To steer things back towards any semblance of topic:There's around 10 songs or so in the new season. You get to pick the theme of one of them (Clothing, holiday events etc.) what theme do you run with?
>>29447409that wasn't my rating, personally rate emLethPacceDaftykinsBravespark*Squeak*NH4NO3MonochromaticRoongasentenal01PagemasterAnd I don't know shit about RCH, so he's just not ranked
>>29447454Last thread. Or http://applejackjihad.deviantart.com/#/d494h7i
Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!
>>29447431oops, i think i did those backwards1 was supposed to be the lowestyou're the worst onefaceless is bestsorry
Once in a while I help my uncle with work, he has a little farm in the countryside.Yesterday we had to put down a horse. Felt strange, man
>>29447446Draw Trixie and Twilight smoking a bowl of weed with Pinkie's head poking out of the bowl.
>>29447445anon you're ice
>>29447434let's change that to most hated artists, that'd be fun
>>29447465Hi, I'm Pichxjhhasgghhhh....
>>29447455>shocked twilight.jpeg
>>29447463>No NTSTSNope.
>>29447458>Fluffy>Hoppip>TerseHow could I forget them?!>cosmo>/co/mmander>tripfagsEhh, I guess they could be listed
>>29447483Oh sweet baby jesus.
People are forgetting our fake topic.
>>29447463how in the blue sky did i rank above squeak, mono, and roog- nevermind
>>29447455honestly? no. i don't think digitizing books is going to matter a damn, because the entire industry is going belly-up. if anything, digitizing is the only thing that might temporarily hold off the inevitable demise of books in general.
>>29447487I'm glad SOMEONE remembered me.
>>29447483>mind control device
>>29447472Did you whisper into its ear, with a tear in your eye, "You'll find your purpose in your next life, old Blank Flank" as it breathed its last?Oh. I made myself sad.
>>29447480Sure whatever.
>>29447495But nobody wants to talk about twilight
>>29447437My favourite chain of bookstores (Angus & Robertson) went bankrupt and they all closed down recently.>Feels bad
>>29447462more things from Sondhiem, as I pointed out earlier, since we can actually expect that to happen.
>>29447473I don't really pay attention when my friends are smoking weed. the bowl is where you put the weed right?
>>29447464PONY MUST LICK PONY!
>>29447495Do you think Twilight will be a little less socially awkward in season two, now that she's been forced to interact more with other ponies a lot more than she's used to?
>>29447495This thread is now about Pinkie Pi-rate.
>>29447487LethPacceDaftykinsBravespark*Squeak*NTSTSNH4NO3MonochromaticRoongasentenal01Pagemaster>>29447497well, I don't know much about them, so they get a little lower.
>>29447467Well then you can fuck yourself and die in a fire.
>>29447518I hope not, that's the best part about her.
All this talk of books disappearing is depressing me. I like books....>>29447462In anycase, I'd like to see a Halloween themed song. If that aired around October, I would be happy to no end.
>>29447483oh god. Jack the Ripper got into Equestria.
>>29447518MRS TWILIGHT DONT LEAVE HTE MILK OUT
>>29447509
So long as people keep buying book they will still be made. Older generations buy more books then music so there will still be sales there.
>>29447504No, I just said " I wonder what he's thinking right now"Also, I thought that shooting an animal in the head would be less messy
>>29447546great. image dumping, that's such a useful contribution to this thread...i don't know who you are, but i already hate you
>>29447480Noel is a cunt.
>>29447543THIS WILL NOW STA-Wait, Jack the Ripper?!Fuck... Do we have the technology?WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CANNOT EVEN POWER A STEAM LOCOMOTIVE?!
>>29447480MegaSweet draws way too many dicks
Twilight fucking sucks.Stupid unicorn bitch pony.
>>29447565Contributes more than complaining about it.
>>29447564What did you use?
>You will never give Twilight an old, leatherbound volume of literature to her utter glee, and cuddle up to her and sleep while she stays up all night, carefully turning its pages so not to ruin them. And she would certainly never fall asleep at dawn, one arm around the closed book and the other around you.
>>29447480CL won't stop choking on Megasweet's dick.
Think of your favourite pony. Got it? Right:You just asked her out on a date. She said yes. What are your plans, and how badly are they going to screw up? This being the first date, and you being a gentlecolt, the most you can hope for is a kiss on her doorstep, so bear that in mind and try to make a good impression
>>29447586stop itstop that this instant
>>29447586Why anon?
>>29447480Ponysponsz is a butthurt jealousfag.
>>29447564The head is like a big bowl of spongy, liquidy, bloody stuff. Why would that not be messy?
>>29447586Well of course not, pony arms wouldn't make that comfortable
>>29447510I know that feel. I had some time to kill a while back, so thought I'd go shopping, was all "What happened to Angus & Robertson?!".
>>29447586Stop that
>>29447586Well no, that won't happen, sadly.But that's okay.
>>29447437>>29447510The print industry is killing itself. They're cleaving to a retail model that was outmoded a decade ago.
>>29447567Really? I don't know what Noel is like, only that I worship their art. How are they a cunt?
>>29447592Bearing in mind I have the required 55 gallon drums full of lye ready?I hope the chloroform soaked rag works after the date is over.
>>29447480Ross and do I even need to say anything?
>>29447619Iiiiiiii'm Niiigel Thooooooooornberry.
>>29447480that tanman fag who's shown up recently can't draw for shit
>>29446933>>29446960What the fuck am I looking at here?
>>29447596He's a very good artist in his own right, I think he's just got a hardon for Crookedtree's Pedophilac pony porn.
Anyways i'm gunna skip out on that drug request because I can't into the terminology and go make spaghetti
>>29447624I'd blame it more on the internet and vidya than retail.Plus today's readers are all retarded. How else could the most popular fiction be Harry fucking Potter, Twilight, and Fallout: Equestria?
>I rank moderately high on a lot of tier listscan i get some input on>>29447447so i can go defrag my brain>>29447632read that in his voicethe whole thingall of it
>>29447592Twilight. I take her to a museum, something about the ancient bipeds that used to roam the planet 20 million years ago. Then we go see a documentary on the first steps into Space being made by brave scientist Ponies. She'd "ruin" it by pointing out all the inaccuracies in the exhibit, but over all we'd have a pretty good time.
I think I've frightened myself. I want to draw ponies but I can't concentrate. When your worst fear is how your imagination fuels nightmares when you sleep, you don't get too much rest.Also, this spoilered image is probably the most unintentionally unnerving image I've seen relating to MLP. Look at how it's rendered. Something about it is so wrong.
>>29447634He's fine for a beginner.
>>29447592go to a sauna, then dinner at some upper-end restaurant, then a club.hell, the sauna alone is a panty-dropper. i can tell you that much, after living in California all my life.
>>29447645>Them works of fanfiction.We hit the troll motherload!
>>29447645Why not just say "Get off my lawn" and have done with it? Not every problem can be blamed on the generation that came after you
>>29447592>FluttershyWell, it wouldn't actually be that hard. I'd probably just take her to visit a garden or something like that. I'd surprise her with my knowledge about animals and pick a flower for her or something. She said yes so assuming she's interested, it really wouldn't be hard. Shy girls are pretty "manageable"
Let's discuss how this makes us feel
>>29447652Jesus Christ it's Twilight Sparkle.I am truly afraid.
>>29447627You know "his" is still, technically, the gender neutral, possessive third person pronoun.
>>29447645>hating Harry Potter
>>29447645To be fair, Harry Potter isn't that bad. Amazing work of literature it is not, but the series is not straight up terrible. Not like Twilight is.
>>29447658ponies don't wear panties you fucking pervert
>>29447480I don't hate jack but his recent ponies have worse spiderlimbs than Noel's did.
>>29447685Excited for Mass Effect 3Worried it will suck
>>29447685I thought we were only allowed to pair Twilight with Tali.
>>29447653that's the thing though, he said he spent all his time from april till now drawing ponies, and it still looks like shit. he spammed an entire thread with his bullshit
>>29447685I am concerned that she is supporting a heavy animal with her hips.Are they in an area with augmented gravity?
>>29447563why so /g/?
>>29447685STOP TAINTING EVERYTHING I HOLD DEEEEAAAR
>>29447685that's one shitty face on Liara. decent head-tentacles, though.
>>29447627She doesn't attention-whore so she's automatically a cunt
>>29447685Wishing my XBox wasn't borked so I can restart Mass Effect and finally play Mass Effect 2.
>>29447726NEVER
>>29447710People improve at different levels. He's at least using the right approach and is aware of how he needs to improve. The only way to fail at art is to get stuck in a rut or quit.
>>29447685>Twilight with some bitch from Mass EffectI hated Mass effect.Tanks for helping me to move further from twilight.
>>29447690No, it's not.
>>29447732Noel is like the anti attention whore, that's why so many people hate her. She's all>WAAAH WAAAH NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW I'VE SOILED MY ARTISTIC MERIT WITH PONIES>I'LL KEEP MYSELF AND ALL MY ACCOUNTS SECRET SO AS TO NEVER DRAW ANY ATTENTION TO MYSELF>I SAY I'M TOO GOOD TO DRAW PORN BUT I WILL DRAW GORE - AND THEN NEVER POST IT LOLZ>BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>29447691>implying it isn't shitThis is how it should have gone from the beginning of page 1.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCwgQFOEHC0&feature=player_detailpage#t=300sThere. No need to stretch it out over seven books where the hero is actually just making everything worse.
>>29447733Why play on the console?
>>29447685>what if twilight was half spiderI don't really care for this picture at all.
>>29447758Yeah, that sounds about right.http://drawsomething.tumblr.com/
>>29447592>DashTake her to a romantic restaurant, but only for a quick meal - she's special, but I don't want her to change who she is. Then go out of town, into the nearby countryside, under the night sky, to appreciate the cloud patterns - the ones she was responsible for, of course - before finally presenting to her two tickets to the wonderbolts' next show.
>>29447769Bit of a Poorfag, and my only computer is only a middle of the pack laptop.
Celestia doesn't give one fuck where she drinks.
>>29447627She drew things, told us what they were and then never posted them.The equivalent of blueballing someone over the internet.
>>29447756Yes, yes it is. Y'all is our proper plural, second person pronoun while we're on the subject, since the aristocracy thought it would be cute to shit on the t/v (t/y?) separation as though the French would care.Language is fun.
>>29447645>that feel when you know in your heart that you are capable of writing a story of such creativity and dialogue of such lyrical beauty that shakespeare himself would rise from his grave and offer to you in his zombie hand the quill that he no longer has use for, but the combination of disenfranchised readers and disenfranchising writers has ruined literature for everyone forever
>>29447769To be fair, the PC port of Mass Effect is pretty crappy.ME2 on the PC is done very well though.
>>29447733>borkedFERN DERN VER SCHROOMA DERN BORKEN BORK EHKSBAWKS VERN DERN BURLBIDDY BORK BORK
>>29447685I swear to god it was a commission.
>>29447806>And thus you decided to just write smut because it attracts a crowd that will eat that shit up.
>>29447782>that 'asexuality discrimination' postoh yeah, i totally forgot about that>I'M ASEXUAL GUYSprobably another reason people hate her
>>29447810>implying he speaks swedish >implying he isnt being forced to work with a stroke
>>29447826no. fuck you for suggesting that. and your entire familywriting fanfiction is one thing, but fan-fapfiction is a step too far
>>29447782Do asexuals frequently get harassed?
>>29447847Fapfiction is less terrible than fanfiction because fapfiction isn't presented as a work of art.
Too much anger guys.Who are some drawfags than no sane person can hate?
>>29447853no, they don'tin the same way that they don't bloody exist. humans are sexual creatures. you're just being defeatist if you claim to be asexual
>>29447739I'm telling you man, go check the archive. it's all bad
>>29447706I've never seen that
>>29447847fapfiction generally isn't pretentious. It knows it has one purpose.
>>29447847>You would write a fapfic about my family getting fucked.>You sick little monkey.
>>29447853>>29447863According to Noel, yes.>PERSECUTION BLAH BLAH BLAHI'm with anon2 on this, asexuality is retarded, likely she's just pretending to be better than everyone else, or is too ugly to get a mate.
I heard someone wanted a color of preening? >>29447860Tess probably.
>>29447867Her eyes are kinda bulgy.
>>29447799That's a pretty dick move.>>29447758Goddammit, bitch! I've been blinded by the art. Noel is a fucking cunt!
>>29447863>you're just being defeatist if you claim to be asexualWhat does that even mean?
>>29447867PUT ON YER 3-D GLASSES BITCH 'CAUSE IT'S COMIN AT YA
>>29447872Well, two purposes. Half the point is getting people off.The other half is trolling.
>>29447867>Fluttershy and Tali.Oh. The two worst Characters to ever plague my two favorite boards. wonderful
>>29447865I saw it being posted. I can see improvement. It's not phenomenal, but I'm not going to insult a guy for trying.
>>29447881I hate Tess.
>>29447881my feelingsthey are so conflictedon the one hand, >straight shippingbut on the other, >preeningI think I'll like it, despite the heterosexuality
>>29447822Well I really love it, and the way you've been doing ponies
>>29447892>he still thinks fapfiction is for trolling purposesDo you also believe nobody really finds ponies attractive?
>>29447888See, they're both purple.It makes perfect sense.
>>29447881>I mentioned how cute it would be for Fluttershy to teach Big Mac how to Preen her>This gets madeAdorable.
>>29447881I like how they included Big Mac's hilt, just for shits and giggles
>>29447881Shouldn't Mac's dangly bits be black?
>>29447910He fucks actual horses. Of course he does.
>>29447918believe it or not, we've been over this; ponycocks generally aren't black, they're the same colour as the equine's fur
>>29447860Briskby.
My god.
ok soa fanfictionokbig mac falls victim of the poison joke and turns into a femaleapplejack finds it hilarious and promise he'll take him to zecora the next day to fix him up, but that she's busy at the momentbig mac goes wandering with a false name and god knows how, dash fucks her. AJ finds them both fucking and gets angry, but then they have a threesome.
>>29447910Note the "half" part. I know full well that everyone in this thread is jerking it to ponies.>>29447925I've got two geldings outside that would suggest otherwise.
>>29447925DAT HORSES DIK GUNNA BE DA FASTEST
>>29447931inb4 that one guy who wont stop bitching about trixies minions part 2
>>29447931I never got why toys are marketed by showing other kids playing with them. That's not how a child's imagination works.
And it's not Pinkie's voice either. I'm willing to bet the sounds are recycled from a G3 or G3.5 toy.
>>29447943Do humanization count?
>>29447940Sproing
>>29447940ragingsemi's gone for the night, go talk to him when he gets back
>>29447943now I'm not a horse expert but isn't there like a sheath that it retracts into?
>>29447940Close enough?
>>29447954You only get half of the ponyfucker points for humanised ponies.
>>29447803"they", "them", "their". Proper. Definitive. You cannot refute this.
>>29447963Yes, and it's black.
>>29447906Well thanks but I am rearing in the spider limbs a little. Trying to find a nice middleground between on model and effeminite slender ponies. I think the Celestia fountain thing turned out well, legs are only as long as the torso and they have a lot more meat on them.By the by if you want a request you can just holla at me.
Rainbow what are you doing get off that scooter you can fly faster than it.Twilight you can teleport this is just outrageous.Fluttershy...wait you can carry animals on that. I guess.
>>29447860No one could ever hate Skoon.
>>29447940I know that I should always be double sure I finish something before uploading, but I think that version was up for maybe a minute before I deleted it to upload the fixed version.Bah, I need to just take more time when I do something like that.
>>29447860Madmax is great>>29447895yeah, my stuff's not that great. I'm used to people giving me crap like that.
>>29447973Is it like golf where the fewest points win?
>>29447975Those are plural third person; they have nothing to do with what we're talking about.
>>29447931>>29447952Well, no surprise there. Hasbro is a bunch of money grubbing whores. The fact that we got a good show from the franchise is an extremely lucky fluke.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/ponies-gasping.htmlRight, guys, I just woke up. Have we discussed the fuck out of this yet? Because this is pretty damn fantastic. I especially adore the design of the castle hallway we're seeing. Looking forward to more, honestly, Sep. 17th cannot come soon enough.
>>29447997No. First one to fuck a horse wins.I'm already the winner.
>>29447997Depends whether you're going for the "I'm not so fucked up" world championship or the "I'd totally fuck Rarity" world championship.
>>29447996I actually hate madmax alot because of her stupid furfaggotry OC bullshit.
>>29448002go through the archive. we already took the full sized image and examined the images of what we believe is discord with autistic precision
>>29448002look at that stained-glass window to the right
>>29447872hey that reminds me, I wrote some awful fapfiction once. I'm actually wondering if I should continue working on it for the sake of completion.http://pastebin. C. O. M./WhyCsEi7holy shit the link contains "Why". Here's another one that went nowhere.http://pastebin. C. O. M./eLajFLVk
>>29448002We discussed it to death.You know what bugs me though? Like in the season 1 opening, Discord's not going to show up until the end of the episode, leaving us all on one massive cliffhanger.
>>29447982well, then let me fix that right upI also forgot Fluttershy's blushing so I edited that in real quick
>>29447984It works for Celestia because she is that tall. It looks odd for the other ponies to have those proportions. Keep it up though you're a phenomenal artist.>>29447996Don't let it get you down. Keep moving forward. But you should know this by now.
>>29448016Is there a "I'd totally fuck human Rarity " championship?I mean I would like to participate in the "I'm not so fucked up" one but it's Rarity....
>>29447984If you're doing requests I'd love a Vinyl Scratch in some state of psychedelica.>>29448002Morning, Terse! I think all the discussion happened a while ago.Still pretty cool though.
>>29448002They changed the way the folds of the pony asses go.Season 2 will flop.
>>29448046I guess you could set it up yourself, if you really wanted
Ok, simple and honest question here.Would you fuck a pony and pursue a relationship with it?No one will ever know, and if they will they won't give a fuck. Celestia says it's okay, your favourite pony wants it, what do you do?Non-humanized, obviously. Your favourite pony, straight from the show.Also, do you use a condom or not?
None of you are manly enough to use a Pinkie Pie toothbrush.
>>29448046There is no middle ground. You either want all of Rarity or you don't.
>>29448057Yes I would, and no, I wouldn't - we're biologically incompatible.
>>29448057depends. am I a pony as well?
>>29448057no. Only if they are humanized
>>29448046uh, you could try entering, but i've already clinched it, all years.
>>29447710you mean this shit?
>>29448060I only bought one and I don't want to open the package.
>>29448060Joke on you I use pinkie pie as a toothbrush
I'm pretty glad no one really loves me or hates me. Feels good.
>>29448046There's stiff competition in the Ponyfucking Olympics, it takes years of perversion and looking at porn to go head to head with the best of the best.
>>29448080who are you?
>>29448080Who the fuck are you?
>>29448080I fucking hate the way you take pictures of your shit at an angle. Why can't you hold that shit up to the camera like Juice?
>>29448018WHAAAAAAA how dare she draw an OC like four times out of nearly two-hundred different requests she did for almost anyone who asked. WHAAAAAAA!!Rarity is proud of your whining.
>>29448060Mine didn't come with a toothbrush.I was, however, the first /co/lt to get this shit.
>>29448090>>29448087Come on guys. He's "draws ponies with crayons while drunk" guy.Jokes on you, brosef, I like you quite a bit.
>>29448080nobody fucking knows you. granted, i've been out of the loop for a couple months, but i've been around since the start, and today's the first time i've ever seen you.
>>29448057Yeah, sure, They look feminine enough.No condom because I want to know what the babby would look like.
>>29448097>Pinkie flavouraww yeah, I'd hit that
>>29447860I'm rather curious to hear what people think of me, if anyone in fact thinks anything of me at all. My personal opinion: I think too highly of myself and I am extremely aggressive, but I draw cute pictures so I think it balances out.
>>29448098ooooooh that's right. He's alright in my books. No reason to really hate him.
>>29448095She would be even prouder of your white knighting.
>>29448057Uh, yes I do. And Twilight, because of how intelligent and cute she is. As for using a condom... probably not. I mean, it's not like we have a chance to spread STDs or have kids... which is kinda sad...
>>29448072Same here.If pony all I want is their friendship. And magic.So I can become a pony or make them a human.Ha I win.
>>29448019Ah, all right, sounds good to me. Now I feel bad I missed it!>>29448020Which one? The one with the white splotch in it that looks like a dragon, or the one with the weird Celtic design?>>29448028Surely we can't be sure? I mean, even if it's just "Nightmare Moon in the hourglass" all over again they have to give us something. That would be ridiculous, having to wait, I'd be on edge the entire episode...though I assume that's what they want. Huh. Not looking forward to that.>>29448048Morning, man. About to get to it, should be fun. Expecting some real revelations about things I haven't noticed yet!
>>29448109You have trollish tendencies. Just don't go full Disco and you're good. And your art is adorable.
>>29448097>Pinkie flavorEat it bro. Eat the toothpaste.
>>29447984>>29448048Hey yeah man seconding the Vinyl request
>>29448092Because he draws sober, I draw really drunk.>>29448100I only started posting my drawings in the past month or so.
>>29448109You went through a 'I hate everything phase" that was a little off-putting, but now you just seem like a normal contributor. Okay in my book, and your art is really good. Wish you did more requests though.and I really want to see a picture of your tits
>>29448116Hey, she's Twilight, if anybody can do it, it's her. Don't underestimate magic.
>>29448123It's strawberry flavored, actually.It doesn't taste like horse at all!And it's clear, not pink.
>>29448114>Have opposing positive opinion >WHITE KNIGHT! Jesus it's like I'm really on /b/
>>29448068No, you're a human.
>>29448109Your art has a very cute, and distinct visual style to it.You do tend to indulge in your anger about things quite often, though.
>>29448145u mad, potassium BROmide?
>>29448146then no, fuck that
>>29448143So you're saying Pinkie's clear liquid tastes like strawberries?
>>29448141Okay. I'll have adorable pony or centaur kids with her then.
>>29448141Does that mean she could make herself or anyone around her pregnant with magic?
>>29448143If its clear then its just watered down pinkie. That's how pony based toothpaste works.
>>29448153Yes, that's the idea.
>>29448145it's ok bro, I'll back you up.
>>29448154...Yes, yes I am.
>>29448145But that's what whiteknighting is.You're defending madmax.
>>29448018every time i see MM's OC, all i can think of is Ezekiel 23:19-20."Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
>>29448152>potassium BROmideI don't know why this is so funny, but I cracked up like a bitch. God damn.
>>29448157Sure, why not, it can't be a totally unexplored field, right? A griffon and a unicorn here and there, maybe a few mules, somebody has to have done it.
>>29448173I'm glad someone else appreciated that, it's my piece de resistance.
>>29448163I am not sure brushing your teeth with that is going to help your oral hygiene...
New thread.>>29448182>>29448182>>29448182>>29448182>>29448182>>29448182
>>29448138My problem is I'm so fickle with my drawings. If I don't want to draw it, I physically cannot finish it. I have to approve of the request to do it.
>>29448187It'll help my oral though
>>29448171So wait...by not hating someone...and saying so... it automatically makes you a white knight? Why so cynical dude?
>>29448188You make the worst topics.Just stop.
>>29448109I'm baffled by your MSPaint sketching and you draw my favorite Gildas.And now I'm going to attention-whore for a sec to ask the same question.
>>29448057I would never fuck a pony or pursue a relationship with one but I'm having a hard time coming up with reasons not to do it with sentient pseudohorses other than "it's gross".Fuck it, still no. It's gross.
>>29448199>by not hating someone...and saying so>WHAAAAAAA how dare she draw an OC like four times out of nearly two-hundred different requests she did for almost anyone who asked. WHAAAAAAA!!
>>29448188Let's move our 'what do you guys think of me' circlejerking into the next thread, shall we?
>>29448208but you love each other, anonymousisn't that all that really matters, in the end?
>>29448220No let's finish it here and talk about something else in the new thread.
>>29448206When you first popped up, I though you were shit. I though everything you drew was god awful, and your colouring skills were disgraceful. Then you improved, and now you're better than I am>>29448220Let's not. Let's forget we ever did this.
>>29448224Dignity > Romance.And hooves just aren't as good as hands.
>>29448258Too late.
>>29448171you have no idea what you're talking about
>>29448264But horns, wings, and prehensile tails are something you just can't get elsewhere. There's no loss of dignity, everybody will understand. Love knows not sex, or race, or species.
>>29448289>Bony protrusions>Hard flight feathers>Spine extensions covered in hairNot worth the loss of DEM FINGERS. And yes, everybody who is human and from this society (or any major society) will understand that fucking horses is wrong for some reason.
>>29448372Maybe now. Not in 5 years, or 10. Throughout history, thousands of people have done things that were "wrong" - these days, we call them pioneers, or heroes. Be the hero we deserve, anonymous. Stick your penis inside that pony.
>>29448394>A society founded on Values set forth by the old catholic church>Populated mostly by stubborn assholes >Ever moving past "bestiality is wrong"Unless sentient horses fall from the sky and spark a controversy by trying to romance government officials it aint happening. Fucking non-humans remains wrong.
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