So. Midafternoon. Guess I'll just re-post this humanized Celestia x Twilight fapfic.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=379&warning=9

I think we should have a Celestia thread.
They're so rare, and she's such a pretty pony.

>>29432022

MLP general: Rollenspiel ist verboten edition hopefully

Topic:███s

So then I got this idea about pulling a cupcake cart, 'cause I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cupcakes home, and I love cupcakes.

So I went to the bakery and Mrs. Cake asked me if I could pull a cart and I said "Yes" and she said "You're hired!"

So the next day I started pulling the cart with all the cupcakes, and I walked about a block and I just had to have a cupcake. So I pulled over and opened the cart and I got a cupcake.
And I also took another one for later.
And I took one to bring home.
And I took one for my friend Rainbow Dash.
And by that time I had eaten one of the cupcakes so I took another one.
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cupcakes.

So I take five cupcakes to eat on the way and I walk another block and a half to my house.
Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cupcakes, and a cupcake for desert.

I should point out by the way that all of these cupcakes were very delicious.

Anyway I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cupcakes and hide the cart somewhere and leave Ponyville.

And I miss everypony a lot, but I'm not really sorry, 'cause they were very delicious cupcakes.

Topic:

What will happen to Discord by the end of the episode? If he's a major villain will he be recurring or pull a NMM "oh now I'm not evil anymore"?

http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FiM-Pony-Creator-Beta-210228500

make your own little pony. post em in here.

What do you think of mine? I tried to actually base it off how I look a little.

>>Derpy will be replacing your least favorite pony from the mane six
>>yfw

I'm so hyped for season 2 in 10 days. Guh, I can't wait.

only 18 more days guys, get hype

A wizard comes up to you and says you can be a pony in Equestria -- but every morning you wake up your butt will leak sperm and be very sore. Do you accept?

>>29432045
>mfw

>>29432041
He'll become a good guy because of friendship

>>29432040
I read that in a mixture of Omid Djalili's voice and Ross Noble's.
For once, I'm not sorry.

>>29432044

Lyra thread

how does pony drive a car

left or right?

Boop.

Coloring jack's pic of AJ, WIP so far.


This is going to take long.

>>29432045
Even my least favorite is still preferable to derpy.

>>29432075
right

>>29432041
He will get banished again.

>>29432073
DIB

STOP FUCKING GOING AFTER ZIM

>>29432068
Depends, is that morning preceded by an evening of buttsex?

>>29432080
Oh god, I can't contain this wonderful feeling in my heart. Is it joy? I believe it is. Thank you, Fluffy.

>>29432075
I prefer left.

So guess what new season is starting in 3 days??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1SUEBkLbs
>that feel when I am the only person here who watches it

>>29432041
But... It's Discord.
Wether It's evil or not depends entirely on values.
Because Harmony isn't exactly that good, either.

I mean, if you, say, lived in a dictatorship that opprsed all your freedoms, Discord is a Saviour, a Hero.
But in a free world, he's a monster. A Great Destroyer.

So we'll hate him. Because he can take it. He's the villain Equestria deserves. Our Dark Horse.

>>29432075
Right.

>>29432080

>Sweetie Belle

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>29432080
>You will never have cartoon ponies in your bed waiting for you to join them

>>29432109
In the medium before you wake up still half-asleep you always hear a slight grunting and laughter and the feeling of pooping and before you know it you're wide awake. EVERY. MORNING.

>>29432075

judging by the place names in equestria, it is obviously built over the long dead ruins of north america. Any vehicular designs would be based on those that once roamed their part of the world, so left.

>>29432075
Left.

>>29432068
>every morning you wake up your butt will leak sperm and be very sore

I don't get it, what's the catch?

>>29432150
Aww, I wouldn't do it if I had to sleep through it.

>>29432122
>browse /co/
>see this
>look at thread
>a brony likes QI
>mfw

>>29432080

Sweetie Belle! What are you doing under the bed, you silly filly?

>>29432080
That post gave me Wilford Brimley type 3

Hello /co/. Would anyone be interested in reading a Doctor Whoof fan fiction?

I just realized something

Philadelphia = philos + adelphos = brotherly love
Fillydelphia = filly + adelphos = brotherly filly

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>29432080
I
I think I would enjoy that bed

>>29432122
I love that show!

>yfw poines and fry

>>29432209
Sorry, but we are fresh out of time.

>>29432185

Hide and seek man!

>>29432195

>>29432080
fluffy, stop making these real life pony things so god damn creepy
can't you just have lyra sitting funny on a park bench or something
and there was that bar scene, that was amusing.

>>29432209
>fanfiction

>Discord is now voiced by James woods
how do you feel about this?

>>29432227

autist detected

>>29432230
Here's something better.

Discord voiced by Morgan Freeman.

>>29432230
That's not how you spell Tim Curry

>>29432230
I'm okay with it, and by that I mean completely endorse it with all my human heart.

Drawfag here. I'm in such an amazing mood right now so I'm up for requests if anyone is interested. Remember to keep 'em simple, I've only been drawing ponies for about a day or so.

>>29432209

Last I checked there were already a few

>>29432080
>>29432226

Don't listen to him, Fluffy! Do more Ponies IRL. Fluttershy in bed was awesome.

I'm baking a blackberry pie right now.

>>29432225
feels bad man

>>29432256
The CMC!

>>29432265
TOO BAD THIS WASN'T A PIE EATING CONTEST

>>29432230

>>29432256
Try drawing Spike.

>>29432265

I'd be more interested if it was an apple pie.

>>29432256

Can you draw Fluttershy and angel?

>>29432256
bonbon

no lyra for once, just the bonbon

>>29432256

I request that you stop making the rest of us look bad.

>>29432256
Carrot Top chasing a rabbit that's stolen a carrot

>>29432274
Alrighty!

>>29432280
>>29432253
What a weird coincidence.
My dad was the main SFX animator for both Hexxus and Hades' flame hair

>>29432293
Second.

>>29432256
I was about to request something with Carrot Top and then I saw >>29432293, so seconding this.

>>29432296
Thanks, man, looking forward to seeing it!

>>29432265
>>29432284
speaking of pie.
What are some good recipes?

>>29432256
>>29432274

I'm seconding something cute with the CMC. Maybe them riding a larger critter.

>>29432230
>So hey, how ya doin? Name's Discord.
>Now now, don't make that face. I'm only here because I heard your desire for me.
>What's that you say? You didn't want me to come here? Sorry, but the feelings I see in your heart tell me otherwise. Your conflicted. Confused. All over the place with no idea which way to go. So Let Me give you a little help.
>Why should you trust me? That's a good question. Another good question is, How exactly are you going to leave this room without knowing how to get out? Answer: You can't. It's part of the deal. You leave all your worries with me, and I'll point you to the door? So, Deal? I'm kinda busy, you know, sowing Discord into the hearts of orderly goody two-shoes who wouldn't know a good thrill if it bit them on the butt.
>So, Deal? I really don't have time for this. I kinda need to be going. Okay, fine, GOING ONCE.

>>29432253
>hexxus

>>29432263
see, i think this is just kind of creepy

>>29432230
I want this guy instead

>>29432334

You are gonna get raped.

>>29432371
>That feel when people don't actually want an interesting, original voice for Discord, they just want someone to reenact another role

flesh volcano

>>29432395
>mfw Discord being all nice and civil only to secretly sow the seeds of.. well.. discord.

>>29432395
>Stephen Merchant
>on HIGNFY

please tell me which episode this was
i have to go and watch it right the fuck now

>>29432371
i want that
all of it
right now

>>29432440
I don't know I just googled a pic of him

>>29432396
>>29432334

You realize of course that because this is Equestria, and ponies are pretty ignorant creatures, that the "roughing up" the pear pony is about to get will consist of Big Mac holding her down while Applejack tickles her mercilessly. Applebloom will smash up her cart while she is distracted.

>>29432436
>I'm going to troll the same thread every day because I'm an enforcer of INTERNET JUSTICE
>YOU GUYS ARE AUTISTIC, NOT ME

>Implying Disney's Hades

>>29432468
oh damn it
no worries then, i'll get to googlin'

>>>/v/109372544

Oh /v/.

You so crazy.

>Discord will never be voiced by Devin Townsend
>Because he won't return my emails

I THINK MY DAD HAD AN AFFAIR WITH LAUREN FAUST BUT I CANT PROVE IT

>>29432538
>Implying Lauren would waste time having sex with a human

>>29432574
someone post that pic of faust pregnant with a foal

>>29432334
Poor pear pony. :c

Will someone please tell me where LK's stuff is stored I'll do anything

>>29432538
speaking of which
where's the guy responsible for this, did he ever finish

>>29432601
On the internet.

Alright, everybody. Who's working on what for whom for the Friendoff? Only 4 more days.

>>29432044
>>29432073

Hey guys, look who I made!

>>29432653

>>29432653

Find rarity

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2011/09/06/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-145

hey guys, this awesome brony loves to discuss ponies and everything related
feel free to call and have a lovely discussion!

>spend over a billion hours on Pinkie's leg joint for raised positioning before I sketch mane and tails
>Finish sketch
>Realize it will be almost 90% covered anyway

GOD DAMN MOTHER OF UNHOLY FUCK BALLS

oh well

>>29432653
>>29432674

Yeah, the face is all fucked up. Let me fix that for you.

>>29432313

How does he feel about his son being a ponyfag?

>>29432708
>true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost

>>29432710
cheer up bro, it may have been a herculean effort but at least you know not to make that mistake for next time
i'm sure it'll be worthwhile either way

>>29432730

>>Fuck you, Texas, I said fuck the lone star state!

>>29432624
I am writing a thesis on procrastination but I haven't started yet

AM I KAWAII UGUU

>>29432769
No, too much hair

>>29432708

>brony

we dont use words like them round these parts.

>>29432769

>>29432624
should i feel bad that i'm not participating in the friend-off

>>29432707
What do I win?

>>29432792
Only if I should!

>>29432792

We can not-participate in the friend-off together.

>>29432792
>>29432807
Yes, if you're gonna walk around with a name you best be doing shit.

>>29432792
Probably. Means your friendliness is a mile-wide and an inch deep.

Fucking poser.

What exactly is the Friend-off?

>>29432824
Deal

>>29432807
but roogna you should never feel bad
never
you're too much of a man to have negative feelings

>>29432819
yay! now i don't have to feel bad about it!

>>29432824
i do, i take writefag requests and am constantly working on them
it's just the friend-off i'm skipping because i have no drawfag friends

>>29432836
i try to be friendly! i guess i'm sorry that i'm not, it's just that it's a team effort and i'm not on the team, i suppose
we can't all be NTSTS, ragingsemi or cosmonaut after all

>>29432856
Details are in the linkboard.
>>29432238
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/101BkCaqULnA3rP_X7D
Sg29_hu7U3UWD1lu3Xj1Xl88M/edit?hl=en_US

>>29432868
You're absolutely right.
Unless rage is a negative emotion
Which it isnt.

>>29432802
Oatmeal!

ONLY 5 MORE DAYS YOU GUYS! 5 MORE FUCKING DAYS! I dont think I can wait.

>>29432883
in some places, rage is the most positive emotion of all

>>29432893
Try 11 more.

Fuck yes, full blast headphones! I must listen to my music louder!

>>29432856
a circle jerk but with twice as many dicks

>>29432887
Are you crazy?

>>29432912
You will go deaf pon3.

>>29432909
I meant 9/11.

>>29432887
>>29432921
The way you guys split the joke up like that made it 20% cooler!

>>29432926
Okay?

What about it?

And how is it pony related?

>>29432924
Not caring

>>29432921
YES!

>>29432924
I GET IT NOW!
Shes not mute, ALL OF HER FANS ARE DEAF FROM PUMPING HER MUSIC TOO LOUD

>>29432887
Can I just have money?

>>29432624
Story for Dr. White

>>29432937
Over here in Amurrica, some crazy stuff happened and everyone died.

>>29432624
...I'm not good enough...

>>29432969

>>29432624
Believe it or not, a story for Gavalanche.

>>29432868
>because i have no drawfag friends

WELP

I-IT'S NOT LIKE I TRY OR ANYTHING

So I think I'm gonna try and draw something from F:E, but I can't think of a good scene.

>>29432997
Which one?

>>29432987
Still not seeing relation to ponies, or why you'd be excited to celebrate it.

>>29432997

The fuck?

>>29432122

Fuck yea, I love stephen fry!

>>29433001
OH SOUP, YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY BEST DRAWFAG FRIEND

but what i meant was, and could not properly express due to my fatigue, was that i would never ask you to participate in the friend-off with me because that would require you to read something of mine AND put effort into the drawing for it

i'd absolutely love the opportunity to work with someone as skilled as you but i don't want to ask for that commitment

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MAN

>>29433043

Whatever man, I'm going to go sulk for a while.

>>29433004

What do you define as "good"

>>29433062
C'mere soup, I'll hold you while you cry

>>29433062
no soup you can't do this to me and my big mouth
you have to stay so i can be obsequious until you forgive me

>>29433018
>>29433024
This'n.

http://gavalanche.deviantart.com/art/Homelessloo-253930786

>>29432122
used to be a little rebel, did stephen fry.

Had prison time an all

>>29433080

But that pic is already based on a fic.

>>29433100
I'm going to write a better one.

I'm looking for a human-in-equestria fanfiction in which the ponies are completely xenophobic towards the human; Applejack and Rainbow Dash beat him horrifically when he's doing the 'walking down the road towards ponyville' thing just because he's not a pony, snaps his arm and shatters his ankle etc, and when he goes to fluttershy for help in the hope that she will see him as an animal she runs away from him, calls him a monster or something, and nobody else will help him despite his horrific injuries from the attack, and he gets chased out of town and plunges into the forest because he fears for his life.

And then later the mane 6 find him in the ancient castle and corner him on the roof, and because applejack and RD is there, he thinks that they've come to kill him, so he jumps off the roof, and when he gets caught by RD (since they came to talk to him and find out if he's dangerous) he has a massive heart attack and dies.

Is there such a fanfiction?

>>29433062

D'aww, Pinkie Pie's in her own little world...

>>29433109
I hope homelessloo will become a thing. I love the idea.

>it's Sonic Rainboom night

FUCK YES YOU ARE one of THE BEST EPISODEs EVER

To FacelessJr who did my request...

Thank you!
You're incredible and so is this!

You win 1 internetz from me!

>>29433126
best pony(s) thread?

>>29433001
I didn't know you drew. Prove it.

>>29433004

Pip walking in on Calamity and Velvet going at it

Pip going postal on the inhabitants of Arbu

Any of the many occasions the characters get shot up

Pip in mintal drugfiend mode

Calamity stuck in his harness and hanging from the tree in zebra town


there is like 5 billion things you could draw depending on your preference for what constitutes good

>>29432601
Most of it is on my DA page. http://okiedokielowkey.deviantart.com/

>>29433118
Dunno.

There's one where a human wakes up in the middle of the Everfree Forest and he runs into the Royal Guards. They mistake him for a monster, attack him, breaking his ribs. They drag him back to Princess Celestia who recognizes what he is. Sends him to live with Twilight. Studies magic. Trains to be a knight with Big Mac. Becomes a hero. Fucks Twilight. Marries all the ponies. And rules Equestria.

It's all in second person perspective.

>>29433178

Pip walking in on Calamity and Velvet going at it

All my money.

>>29433004
Wasn't somebody in a thread from last night or the night before going to draw one of the stare-capable Taint monsters? Possibly involved in tentacle-rape?

>>29432601
>DJ shadow

YEAAAAH

>>29433221
>human
>fucks Twilight

I really hope you're joking, but... >fanfiction

Blizzard is now 20% cooler.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Diablo/comments/k6nqz/the_secret_level_of_diablo_3_has_been_revealed/

Fallout Equestria is a curse. I love it, but I keep worrying that a long fic that I'm writing is going to have stories that are too similar to it, or the setting is too similar to the Fallout setting so people will say I ripped it off.

It can't really be helped, since I want to have one of the first 1,000,000 word pony fanfictions (I'm assuming that the first one will be FO:Eq, since they've such a head start and are already halfway there) and that's a lot of stories to tell, but still.

>>29433118

That sounds all kinds of silly. The ponies are a bit xenophobic, but not violently so. We have seen them interact with plenty of non pony sapients. Steve, Gilda, the Buffalo etc

>>29433244
Sometimes I wonder if you're new to the fandom.

>>29433244
He's not. RagingSemi made that one.

>>29433177

I'm just a beginner. I drew that snips when I was still working in Paint.net. It looks like shit cause I never cleaned it up but I don't care. This is something I did to acquaint myself with SAI, a high-res of something I previously did in Paint.net. Also terrible but hey first tries and everything.

God damn I don't really have much to show.

>>29433080
I had completely missed that comic. I wonder why he didn't post it in his regular gallery

>>29433153
>Collecting my 1 internetz
Glad to be of service, bud!

>>29433256
blizzard suck ass and you are shameful for even considering giving them money

>>29433277
>Apples and carrots
It just don't work.

>>29433266
I'm not. I just don't pay attention to the fanfic side of things unless it's shouted from the rooftops here. I have a vague understanding of shit like F:E and Past Sins as a result.

>>29433269
>mfw

hypothetical question,

You run a pony site like EqD, you want to make a poll but not the same faggot ass shit that's been posted there, what poll do you run?

Double boop.

>>29433262
>1 millions words

In God's name, why? That's longer than the Divine Comedy!

>>29433244
How about a human fucking the Cutie Mark Crusaders? Also real

>>29433320
oh god i can't contain myself
fluffy you do us a great service, thank you so much

>>29433325
Yea, and i still haven't read that yet.

>>29433269

You sure he isn't think of "Stuck" by the tripfag named Lucid?

We pretty much disowned him over that one

So guys.

The challenge was not to fap to anything MLP-related until after season 2 airs.

How many of you have already failed?

>>29433317
Which hooved animals do you want to see as a civilization in Season 2? It's an idea that's been brought up enough that it deserves a poll.

>>29433317
Something from which valuable info can be gathered that can be acted upon

>>29433310

Well fuck-a you, I love that ship.

>>29433317
what a shitty question. I mean, deary me, what a fucking awful question

>>29433320
Actually! Fluffy, I have a request, if you don't mind. Nothing too big, I think - would you mind resizing these to 1920x1080 for those of us who use bigger screens? I'd love to have these as my wallpapers!

>>29433310
Actually, carrot and apple juice is fucking delicious.

>>29433354
I would put up the poll

"Was that question a terrible question?"
1.Yes
2.Yes

>>29433320
Why are you so good at that fluffy?
I bet you just take the image requested, go and find the location, and use your wizard powers to open a portal to equestria and bring the ponies through to pose for you.
its the only possible way.

>>29433315
Sure did. Here you go:

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=170

>>29432976
Oh shit you're doing one for Doc White too?
Butts. Is it a recent pic he did you're basing it off?

>>29433344
I fapped to Lyra/Bon Bon humanized yesterday, so I failed.

>>29433344
>never started
>also stopped fapping to anything remotely furry or even drawn porn altogether
>strict diet of non fetish, regular porn

feels pure, man

>>29433382
I'm pretty sure he asked several people to write stories for his pics.

He asked me to do the one with Twilight getting married.

>>29433344
That was a challenge?

>>29433317
Favorite song/musical number from S1. The fact that this hasn't been polled yet is kind of shocking if you ask me.

>>29433381
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I have any interest in reading that.

>>29433344
When did we agree to this?
Also, I'm going strong because I never started.

>>29433382
Oh shit, do you want that AJ AJ pic done in time for the friend off?

>>29433401
the one with with her walking down the isle with her pops right? Alright Im safe there then.

>>29433346

RAAAAAMS.

>>29433346
IBEX!

>>29433419
That's the one.

>>29433428
Someone brought up somewhere else the idea of rams/goats as the dwarves of the Ponyverse, and I became enamored of this idea.

>>29433346
Deer. As the elvish type.

>>29433346
Deer/Elk/Moose.

>>29433365
ey yo, terse.

Fucking cool story incoming
>Do bunch of work
>earn money for mac, purchase
>do more work
>speak with dude im doing work for
>turns out he's not paying me
>fair enough, I hadnt sent him the relevant datasheets
>do that immediately
>have a falling out with him later on
>high chance of him not paying me now

mother

fucker

your request, I think it was for a romantic arrangement of something or other(?), may have to wait duder

>>29433325

Well, because it hasn't been done yet, I suppose. Pushing to new extremes and all that.

I plan on making each chapter 50,000 words and keeping it under wraps until I've written 3. That ought to piss off pre-readers and delight readers.

>>29433417
I suppose? The deadlines the 10th I think and I'm working double time to make sure I meet it.

>>29433454
I like them better as literal parallels to vikings, Ramhalla and all. They even have thier viking helmets built in
>>29433459
Also this

>>29433479
See what happens when you become a huge faggot and buy a Mac?

>>29433414
The challenge began September 1st.

>>29433404
Yes. Is your body prepared?

>>29433396
...Wow, your fetishes are weird.

>>29433393
Too bad.

>>29433454

Why would you have them conform to the classic fantasy stereotypes in the first place?

One of the coolest things about the FIM setting is that it doesn't have them in the first place.

>>29433481
There's no point writing a story exceptionally long for no reason. I mean, if you're getting paid by the word like Dickens was, then yes, you cram that sucker full of as many words as you can. But otherwise, make the story as long as it needs to be and no more.

>>29433346
big cats

>hooved animals
mm well, big cats with hooves then

oh wait that's what Equestria is

>>29433401

Wich pony you use for the wedding?

>>29433492
I have a mac and have been paid by all my previous employers.

>>29433495
wait what?

my fetishes? Whatdya mean?

>>29433454

Rams are vikings goats are dwarfs i guess.

>>29433396

How do you do it? I can't stop. Furry, anthro, fapfics, anything. I didn't used to fap to ponies, but I started once, and it kind of spiraled out of control from there. I think I may have a problem

>>29433514
HIV isn't a legitimate currency.

>>29433528

>>29433528
>implying that wasn't a christmas bonus

>>29433492
>not realising the context

You ever tried to mix music on a PC, mister?
im only using this for that, otherwise im on my PC

did anything ever come of the whole "Man in armor in Everfree forest" thing?

>>29433526

Get help you insufferable faggot.

>>29433479
Are you serious? Did you not go into this with a binding contract, man, or was it just a verbal agreement? Oh, god, the legal complexities and logistics of that are mind-boggling!

Seriously, dude, I hope you have some sort of fall-back, even if it's just a signed liaise. You're fucked otherwise. I'm so sorry, man, and who gives a fuck about some silly request of mine? I hope you get it sorted, dude. Is there any way you can resolve it? Fix the falling out?

I really am so sorry, dude. I hope everything resolves itself for you.

>>29433528

>>29433291
FacelessJr, may I ask how many people responded to the pic on /co/?

>>29433396
>non fetish, regular porn

sounds boring, man

>>29433539
It was born and died in one thread. Like preening did.

>>29433479
That actually does kinda blow, though.

>>29433492
>Implying Intel Macs aren't the shit

All done. Sorry this took so long.

>>29433365
If I can find HD background pictures, sure.
Can't really scale up raster images.
Well, you can but it'll look like crap.

>>29433379
>yfw I'm certified in all Adobe software but would rather be lazy and not do anything at all, with the exception of a few things, like these images, which I half ass most of the time anyway
>pic related

>/g/

>>29433522
Your fetish for regular plain old vanilla porn.

>>29433526
Nah, you don't have a problem. You just found something that really gets you off! Quit being a wimp about it and enjoy it.

>captcha: music mfapin
Wat.

It's an OK show.. Not really deserving of the hate or the love that it gets.

I honestly hoped for more action but the show basically boils down to a slice-of-life anime with multicolored horses. I mean, just looking at the episodes I watched:
>Applejack is extremely proud and won't ask her friends to help her pick an entire acre of apples because her cousin said she couldn't. In the end she submits that it's impossible after screwing up everyone else's day and asks for their help
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack get in a competition where RD wins using her wings, and Applejack challenges Rainbow Dash to a race without using them. In the end they sabotage each other, both lose and Twilight Sparkle wins. They learn a lesson and become friends again

If that isn't slice-of-life I don't know what is.

The show does have one redeeming factor though: the slapstick can be pretty good. I'm, honest to god, almost reminded of Loony Tunes on certain occasions.

>>29433591
I like my explanation better

>>29433537
Macs can't do audio any better than PCs, and you're a fucking retard for thinking that they can.

>>29433581
>Paying for overpriced hardware with a crippled OS
>2011
laughingmares.png

>>29433553
It was kind of a trust thing. i knew the guy for a long old while, family friend and all that jazz.

This falling out was big though, may have to play it by ear.

Worst comes to the worst Ill just have to go borrow money from all over and create a few problems for myself but it isnt fucking fun knawmsean?

Off the books, you could say.

Oh dont worry its only half a grand and in the big scheme of things that wont be too much of a problem, im more concerned about losing this dude as a friend, and future employer for other deals. Still lots of equipment that isnt cheap

>>29433501

It's not for no reason; it's a personal challenge. But I see what you mean. To facilitate the 1million words, I'm writing my characters to have episodic adventures in my world, but with an overwhelming arc (which ends in a rather magnificent twist which I'm proud of myself for thinking up).

But it's why I'm concerned about people directly comparing it with fallout. I've actually thrown away a bunch of little plots because they kind of remind me of it.

>>29433587
Hey, no worries, man! It came out fantastic, thanks for your efforts! You mind it if I chuck it at one of our resident colour artists later on to be finished up?

>>29433591
Thanks, man, sounds good to me! I don't know what raster images are, but I know how scaling up images can fuck them up noticeably, so anything is fine!

>>29433599
Why is this picture being posted in every thread? It's terrible and so is the artist.

>>29433599
why_boner.jpg

>>29433497
It's general templates. And they do SORT of conform. Ponies are a human/hobbit mixture. The Diamond Dogs are a lot like orcs.

>>29433602
It absolutely is slice of life. There are one or two legitimate adventure stories, and those are fun though.

>>29433526
have your friends find out what you jerk off to. The constant constant shaming, often dangerously public will convince you to fly straight

>>29433587

If you are taking more request can you draw this?

>>29432293

>>29433612
>crippled OS
How so?

Everything I did in Paint.net is now up on Ponibooru for whoever was asking, search artist:Soup

>>29433602
>you haven't watched any of the really good episodes yet

And yeah, the show is about the characters, not adventures and shit. It's basically a sitcom with magic and ponies. Enjoy it for what it is and don't take it too seriously.

>>29433610
Me too, actually. We'll go with yours.

>>29433636
>Artist:Soup
I'm so proud of you son

>>29433635
They all have liver problems.

>>29433634
Sure. I'm eating dinner right now, so just give me about...20 minutes and I'll get to work on it.

/r/ing the minimalistic picture of all the ponies, where they are just blocks with their colour scheme but you can still make them out.

>>29433635
How have you not realized that it breaks your legs and then pushes you around in a wheelchair? It's dumbed down so dumb people don't fuck things up.

>>29433635
It's not vista.

>>29433346
Deer.
even better if they act like elves and have fucking hax magic

>>29433612
>crippled OS
>overpriced hardware

>not realising 90% of the industry uses logic as its universal DAU and having that available is a huge timesaver
>not realising audio interface shit LOVES to break and mac is least likely to do so

its just convenient, be less of a douche from now on. I dont LIKE that its better for my purposes, it just IS

>>29433671
>Vista
>Not XP or 7
I'm a macfag/linuxfag, and even I can see something seriously wrong here.

>>29433563
The initial post got a few responses... some guy instantly found some problems with the original. I tried doing everything without a reference the first time through, but I messed up a few things and decided to go back to references again and fixed it. Now, we have sexy ponies.

Overall, positive crit from everybody. Very fun request! Glad you like the final revision there, man.

>>29433642
I would cuddle the shit out of that pony.

>>29433684
No, no REAL magic, they draw power from nature!
WILD NATURE! THEREFORE THEY ARE EEEEEVIII-
This seems familiar somehow

>>29433616
Ah, makes sense, but even then, one thing I've always had drilled into my head is to make sure there's a legal binding there. Something to ensure the work you do is paid for. Otherwise you may end up getting left in the lurch, even by someone you trust dearly.
Borrowing money in this economic climate is a fucking terrible idea. I know it may end up being a necessity for you, but stay away from any money lender that isn't family, extremely close friends or a big bank. Places like "The Money Shop" are the worst kind of fucking scam - with interest rates of up to 4000% APR. You will get buggered. It'd be a better idea to have the Mac repossessed than stoop so low.
Ugh, I know you're in it deep, but half a grand is still a fair bit...I just hope it all works out for you. Work on the guy, do whatever it takes to make things up, but at least keep your pride and don't get shafted, no matter what. What was the falling out about anyway?

>>29433709
Faceless? That you?

>>29433657

Sure, take your time and thank you.

>>29433724
That was... predictable...

>>29433602

Well, yeah, that's kind of the point.

I like the show because of its slice-of-life elements, not in spite of them, and the fact that it's more character-centric and emphatic on interactions between characters and the world around them. Complex stories and epic adventures are great and all, but at times you don't want to put the effort into them and just need to unwind with a simple, innocent cartoon portraying the day-to-day lives of cute characters. That's kinda why I picked up FiM in the first place.

>>29433635
This
>>29433667

Plus no software or even a decent relationship between Apple and 3rd party developers.

You may as well spend $200 on a netbook. You can do just as much on it as you can on a Mac, and still have two grand left over for a PC or four.

>>29433640
>you haven't watched any of the really good episodes yet
I need names, son, and I'll get to downloading.

>>29433720

Like druids?

>>29433709
But then you'd get poo everywhere, silly!

>>29433684
>Fucking plant magic.
>Control bees.
>The BEES

Deer are real my friends, and they have struck the first blow on us.

>>29433623
Because: >>29433624

>>29433646

I know, right? It says it right there and everything, all official and shit. It must be true!

>>29433761
Party of one.
Best day ever.
The day Equestria stood still.
Green Mile

>>29433691
>not realizing that the entire PC industry is still hung up on a fact that is way too out of date.

Macs used to be better, because most of the time they shipped with better hardware as a standard. Everyone still can't get over the fact that you can buy the same specs for a PC, spend less, and have it work just as good. Only reason that 90%[citation needed] exists is because software companies still believe an out of date sales gimmick.

>>29433570
mfw all the wasted potential!

>>29433777
Exactly!
Druids dont cast spells, Obad Hai does.

>>29433782
Considering Twilights past history with bees I'm sure she'd be less than thrilled to meet the deer then.

i find this image objectionable on many levels
bring me the artist so i may flay his guts and paint my abode with the entrails

>>29433760
>no software
Ever heard of a little thing called Winebottler? Also, you can partition and have both OSX AND Linux, giving you:
>All the available Linux Software
>All Apple produced software
>All Windows software
So tell me again, how does it have no software?

>>29433698
Oh boy, I just can't wait for the responces to your next picture.

And then....
hahaha
and then...
hahahahahaha

oh boy I can just see the responces to the Faceless request after that already.

>>29433661
Please?

>>29433642
Thanks for the new desktop, Fluffy.

>>29433760
>implying I bought a mac desktop and not a macbook pro

the fuck? I dont need THAT much processing power. I payed one grand, nigga

>>29433832

Sorry im just familiar with warcraft druids and they cast spells and shit but their power come from the land.

>>29433627

No, they aren't. The pony personalities are modeled on romance novel archetypes and the setting is so schizo itself it does not conform to anything. In Equestria, castles and magic schools coexist with indians and steam locomotives.

The diamond dogs are nothing like orcs, they were stupid, greedy and mostly harmless. The only archetype they conformed to was that of the three stooges. Orcs are fanatical, expendable foot soldiers of a much greater power prone to rape and murder and are purely, irredeemably evil, if you are drawing tolkien parallels. The dogs were none of those things.

No traditional fantasy elements have even surfaced in the show aside from "princess" and "magic spell"

>>29433844

Fuck you I like it

Also, I put that snips picture up

>first comment
>"nopony would or should give the slightest fck about snips"

I wish I could use snailscry.jpg more than once.

>>29433892
>Steam locomotives
>That were ran by horses

>>29433828
thats not my fault.

Also its one of the few things apple put effort into, their music software is simply incredible. shocking, I know, but its just so much better than its competitors, in a lot of ways. of course, mostly opinion.

Its not my fault my peers like to use it, I just have to deal w/ it

>>29433846
>partitioning and booting other OS's

Then you don't have a Mac, dipshit. You have a Mac, Windows, and Linux. Just because you can boot to windows and run Windows programs on your Mac doesn't mean your MAC is running them. Ass.

>>29433901

I mean snipscry.png

>>29433861
Oh boy!

>>29433844
That was awfully violent

>>29433917
No, Winebottler allows you to run Windows programs on OSX.

>>29433721
I meant borrow money from friends.

in any case, i have access to a friends set-up, so I may still be able to do your request even if the foggot fucks up

>>29433831
It's like anything. Next time a writefag asks, request the fuck out of it.

>>29433915
>Don't have a Mac
>doesn't know what an operating system is

Speaking of desktops, does anybody have the set of desktops that are each of the main 6's cutie mark on a textured black background? I need something I can switch to when I'm on my computer in public.

>>29433922

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4iMUkzWKEw

>>29433925

I agree with Mito, have you been talking to Roogna too much? This isnt like you.

>>29433922
Hey Fluffy, have you made a build of Rarity in her bathrobe yet?

>>29433927
Fuck I meant to reply to
>>29433915

>>29433844
...Odd, I actually find it kind of cute.

Which is strange, because I'm not fond of Snails and I hate Twist.

>>29433720
also
>The ponies faces when something that isn't a dragon has more than one horn.

>>29433997
I have not.
I'll add it to the list, though.

>>29433844

I find the tags people add to these hilarious.

That one got "OTP" and Lyra/Bonbon got "Prostate_exam_from_groucho_marx"

bahaha

>>29434027
A...minotaur?

>>29433901
yeah well when you could pair twist off with spike why leave her to suffer with snails
i tell you what, people who disagree with me on ANYTHING are the worst

also i am going to make an entire folder of nothing but resized snipscry.jpg because i hate snips, what now bub

>>29433917
in all seriousness though, kudos on finally hitting the big leagues, we'll make a request-taking drawfag legend out of you yet bucko

>>29433925
i'm a barbaric sort of guy, buddy

>>29433936
Sounds good to me. Don't worry about the request, just make sure you get all your shit under control. That's what counts, ultimately.

>>29433991
I don't see the problem. I'm learning! Slowly I will make myself into a real man. Bathed in the blood of my enemies, the sweat of my concubines, and the wisdom of my predecessors, I will rule, my glory shining like a magnificent beacon to impart my divine will upon the masses.
Also, I just like to play around every now and then. Is that really so wrong?

>>29433915
...Actually, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it means. If I'm running, say, Mount and Blade in an XP boot on my Mac computer, then my Mac computer is running Mount and Blade.

>the new show Faust is working on is a CMC spinoff
>yfw

>>29433991
WHO TOLD YOU

>>29434047
Yea, that's pretty much what it means.

>>29433691
Just because something is used by most of the industry doesn't mean it's good or that there isn't plenty of better stuff out there. By your logic, IE5 and Win XP are the greatest web browser and OS ever created.

and500boxesofpoptarts.jpg

>>29434027
When is Lilly NOT loosing her shit over something?

Britfag here.
How am i going to watch the new season?
I'm pretty sure the schedules are sketchy outside the US.

>>29434072
streams and youtube, dweeb

>>29434072
Youtube?

>>29434066
>implying XP isn't the greatest OS ever created

>>29434072
Sorry, man! You're going to have to do the same thing as the rest of us Britfags - either catch a stream on the day or download/watch on YouTube later on.

Bronystate will be offering an unlimited viewership stream on the day, though! Look out for advertisement later on.

>>29434046
hey, yours is an experiment with this shit, so im treating it as high value.

with any luck Ill be as prolific as eurobeat. What a day that'd be, me doing something rather than talking about it

gotta dream big. Plus I dont know any other musical contributors so its an open market

>>29434053

I don't think Faust is going to have anything to do with ponies at all in the future

>>29434047

But when you require a boot to another OS, then OSX isn't running the program. It's compensating.

>>29434066
So, you're a Linuxfag?

>>29434070

Never, thats pretty much the entire point of the flower trio. They are skittish cowards always on the verge of peeing themselves

>>29434085
>>29434094
>Implying the British can access Youtube.

>>29434066
Im not saying its the best because of that, mister dude, im saying its the handiest.

Its the best for a nuber of reasons, the main one being im used to it which is probably the biggest factor in choosing a DAU

>>29434053
>it's targeted at the older male audience (like samurai jack levels)

>>29434072

There are always streams on the night episodes happen and youtube videos go up within a few hours.

>>29434046

Spike is taken by Applebloom. Also, geeks in love. The best, ever.

>big leagues
>uploading paint shit to a booru site

>>29434115
I'm not sure what you're getting at anymore.

>>29434101
Experimentation can wait, you know? What matters is having a solid foundation. But don't let me push you around, I suppose, it's your life, and your priorities.
With luck I can imagine you will be! I'm not the biggest fan of Eurobeat's work, but he's a cool guy and very good at what he does. I'm sure you'll be the same!
Keep aiming for the sky, man, and eventually you'll get there, that's what I always say!

>>29434115
But that's the thing, you don't need to boot to another OS. You just need to use Winebottler to package it before you can run it.

>>29434053
I'd be pretty happy. I'd watch the fuck out of that show.

>>29434115
But OSX isn't what defines a Mac as a Mac. It's just the default operating system. A Dell is a Dell whether you run XP or Linux, right?

>>29434148
SOUUP
SOOOUUP
YOU'RE FAMOUS NOW SO DRAW MY OVERZEALOUS PORNOGRAPHIC REQUEST THAT ONLY YOU CAN DO BECAUSE YOU ROCK

>>29434163
terse, Its wrong to jerk off tripfags, but you really are such a fucking cool dude.

If anything good happens, im dedicating something to you

>>29434148
I know, I know, I like to think that I have a fair handle on your ships, to the extent that I know that and a couple of others. Still, I guess I see where you're coming from, and as always, I'm not judging! You're entitled to like whatever you like, and your art is cute regardless of shipping stance!
Of course those are the big leagues in this fandom! Trust me, you'll improve, become more popular, and eventually get a dA or a tumblr as a repository. Just keep at it, man, we all have faith in you!

>>29433587
>Still doing stuff

So happy.

>>29434146
You mean the morning? I'll be up at 5:30 AM to catch the stream at 6 AM.

Fucking timezones...

>>29434195
OSX is exactly what defines a Mac. Or are you suggesting that you're seriously paying 3-4x the price for a white shell with an apple on it?

>>29433959
I would also like to see someone posting these images you speak of. I need a new "safe" desktop; I've been using that-one-Philomena-desktop for quite a while now.

>>29434243

Mah nigga!

>>29434046
>i'm a barbaric sort of guy, buddy

up until now, you have been full blown Rule 63 Fluttershy

>>29434195

No, it's the ridiculous price point for a piece of fruit on your case that defines a mac.

>>29433587
this is so cute

I just got in. RS, you still here?

>>29434251
Ever compared a RAM stick in a Mac with one from a regular computer? There's quite a bit of custom hardware in a Mac.

This whole "poni in real places" thing is neat

>>29433587
You're seriously my favorite person on here.

>>29434267
What's up?

>>29434201
Well, thanks, man! I know I often come off in an extremely irritating light, but I'm going to break the rules and say I think the same about you. If anything good does happen, looking forward to that dedication, haha!

>>29434264
I'm only kidding, Mito! I like to make jokes every now and then, is that so wrong? I'd never actually harm somebody over something so frivolous as shipping!

>>29434294
It's like I don't even need to take all that acid anymore.

>>29434300
I mostly finished that thing last night. Some of Zecora's butt-markings are missing because I was too tired to do them all.

>>29434291
If by "custom" you mean "Steve-Jobs-ified so that we can wring the most money out of our retarded followers," then yes. Tons of custom hardware.

>>29434070
a deer.
>>29434041
that is the image I chose to represent most ponies reaction to seeing a deer.

>>29434327
I know right!?

>>29434265
Not really.
In fact, many people wish they would start selling Macs without the apple logo for $10 or so less.
Or is that just me?

>>29434347
Why?

>>29434196

Okay I already know what you want so just wait, I'll do it never

>>29434216

It's kind of funny that almost everything I've drawn has been shipping, when I almost don't take part in or think about that stuff at all, haha. I do have my favorite cute pairs, though, and those are what I draw.

>>29434319
I didn't pick up that it was a joke.

>>29434367
You never do...

>>29434347
It's a joke, son. Of course OSX defines a Mac. Also, what the fuck is $10 gonna matter after buying a Mac?

>>29434330
Looks great. Thanks.

Oh, hey. I think you were interested in that Snailstosh fic. Just started it. With a little luck I'll be done tomorrow.

I'm calling it Big Mails

>>29434240
that picture
da fuk?

>>29434364
> I do have my favorite cute pairs
Tell them to us. Tell us all of them

>>29434363
Because I like using my Macbook but I honestly don't like people knowing that I'm using a mac.
I can't be the only one who thinks like this.

>>29434381
That's not true.

>>29434364
Oh, you''ll do it.
Even if you dont know you're doing it.

>>29434392
I wonder if the guy who requested that still comes around.

Funny thing at the time I didn't like the idea.

Now, though...

>>29434339
...Do you realize you just agreed with me? I'm not arguing the price, I'm arguing that what makes a Mac a Mac isn't the OS. Pretty much every anti-Apple inflammatory comment in here has been agreeing with that.

>>29434342
FUCKING CHROME!
meant
>>29434070
that is the image I chose to represent most ponies reaction to seeing a deer.
>>29434041
a deer.