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!hGwu9EraNI 09/06/11(Tue)08:19 No.29422343>>29422228
'Did you know I like "MLP?"'
'The same MLP that...'
'Yes. Good sir, it's time'
'I prayed this day would never come, but alas, it must be then...'
'The time traveling vortex has transported me to this exact moment in space-time, meaning it was manufactured by our son, who is no doubt controlling the worlds supply of Helium-4'
'My God... I wish it didn't have to come to this. What do we have this time?'
'C-4, a few fireworks, and a GED gun'
'Better than last time. We have friends in high places I take it?'
'More than normally actually. I've talked it the NNC, we'll have full support from the government of Chile for this one.'
'Ok, give me the suit, I'll wait another 9 months, then come back and recruit another time-copy. Another 6 times should do it?'
'Yeah, we need 23 to complete the ritual. The code word is still MLP.'
'How could I forget? The dream sequence made it very clear no one survived the Sonic Rainboom, at least not when they did it wrong. I still have nightmares about them being atomized.'
'Hopefully we can make sure it never happens again. I must go now. Remember, not until the 3 sector on your Zune beeps.'
'Got it. God speed.'
'God speed' |
