>>29370373
Ice-T pony. the greatest pony in all of pony island.

Does Rarity style Sweetie Belles hair?

Post-pony

>>29370476
Can we agree that this is the sexiest pic of Derpy in existence?

needs more GIFs

>>29370467
no probably her mothera

>had SAI open for hours
>not doing anything
>just lurking pony threads

god dammit

speaking of derpy...

>>29370512
So Griffons are your Fetish?

>>29370500
Derpy and Gifs.

I don't think I can make another two weeks, it's been so long already.

>>29370508

>>29370502
Godzilla?

>>29370157
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnAtBxpihOE&feature=related

>>29370500

>>29370508
I know what you mean.
Feels bad man.

>>29370532

>>29370502

In case you haven't noticed Rarity is her sole legal guardian, no mention of parents or any other relatives anywhere

I want to hug ponies nonsexually

>>29370530
Just Avians in general

animooted

If we just imagespam without discussion, we'll hit image limit long before bump limit...

>>29370532

>>29370508
need some inspiration, man? we can drop a few requests your way if it helps, and anything else i can do! i practically know the feel by heart, it's terrible. you must be pretty antsy by now.

>>29370508
Story of my life

SB, if your here, did you fix up that picture of the DJ pony.

>>29370508

i thought you used paint?

>>29370582
Then why don't you like Pegasi as much? They have wings too!

>>29370588
We could talk about stuff I guess.

>>29370588
But... but we need more Gifs...

>>29370582
I have to admit.

That picture makes me want more Griffons in Season 2

>>29370620
...Then again, last time we talked about stuff the discussion took an awkward turn.

>>29370620

we could argue about shipping
that's always fun

>>29370610
Brace yourself: Dash was my ORIGINAL waifu, then fluttershy, then dash again, THEN episode 5 came along.

>>29370643
So, what about that rape fetish?

>Addicted ponyfans hugging each other about how they can't leave the threads and just sit in them all day, all night.

Wow.

>>29370655
Dash would make a terrible waifu
but an excellent one night stand

>>29370606

I think he said he was mostly done with it.

>>29370607

Paint.net, it's a little different. And I started getting acquainted with SAI yesterday after figuring out the LIneart layer function. I still can't decide whether I like it or not. It allows me to make stuff in a much higher resolution since I only have a mouse, but then I just feel like it's kind of stiff and pretending to be something it's not. (Good art)

Obligatory!

>>29370655

>changing waifus 3 times before episode 5.

dude i've changed waifus once in 9 months

Is /b/ raiding ponychan? I was just over there and that /pony/ board is fucked.

>>29370655
>swapping Fluttershy for Gilda

>>29370655
>then Fluttershy

...But you hate Fluttershy now, what happened?

>>29370662
Nothing about it. It's a fetish. I masturbate to rape fantasy scenes.

wwould you guys lick appleblooms tight asshole

>>29370677
Well last time he posted, the head was a lot brighter than the body.

I hope he fixed this, because it made the head pop out in a unpleasant way.

>>29370691

get out of here eridan

>sitting on computer
>mom turns on TV behind me
>"...if you're mad about ponies"
>turn around
>she's watching some horse channel
>frown

I like nonponies

>>29370691
eridan pls go

>>29370684
Brb, checking

>>29370690
I thought shed get better. A cute, shy character is a good foundation, but nothing else.

>>29370676
>element of loyalty
>terrible waifu

>>29370690
>...But you hate Fluttershy now, what happened?

Trust me, that happens to a lot of people.

>>29370716
it's because she'd never truly love me, I could never satisfy her, and if she stayed with me she would be unhappy

>>29370716
Strangely Applejack seems more loyal and RD seems more honest.

I find it odd that the Hub has not had a single promo for the new pony season yet. Nothing on their Twitter or Facebook accounts either. They really seem to not give a shit at this point

>>29370715
But she did get better, Roogna! Gradually she became more assertive throughout the series. It took her time, but she learned lessons, and from what spoilers have been leaked, we can see that she does become strong enough to stand up to Discord, even if it's in a manner that's inherently weak. Selflessness and whatnot!

>>29370715
>implying she hasnt had her badass moments

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pony/


Wow... Shit is fucked up on ponychan right now.

>>29370740

yep, we've been saying that forever.

boy, i really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

>Flood detection
Fuck you imma post ponies

>>29370690
Is the rape why you like F:E, or at least what got you to read it?

>>29370713

Who the fuck is eridan?

>>29370740
Congratulations, did just now noticed that?

Welcome to 8 months ago.

>>29370715
But there's more than just cute and shy, she's also kind and helpful! And when push comes to shove, she stands up for herself. Remember Green Isn't Your Color? Remember which one between her and Rarity was first to tell the other they hated the way things were?

Not to mention the dragon, and being willing to waltz right up to a raging Manticore because it was injured.

>4 stickies on /pony/
ISHYGDDT

>>29370757
Yeah I was just wondering who it was. Couldn't find a thread on /b/ about it. Either way that place is fucked. Even their picture board is getting the shit raided out of it.

>>29370762
I like it because it has colorful ponies in it.
Colorful ponies all over the place, man.

>>29370745
or maybe they just take for granted that any fan already knows everything it needs to be known about season 2

>>29370684
2ch.ru is just raiding it.

>>29370746
>>29370749
>Start off shy
>Friends influence you to be more assertive
>Become a control freak and a bitch who wears a moe mask.
>Better

>>29370757
so god damn many stickies

>>29370760
>>29370772
I know I know. It's just weird.
I'm almost reliving Bloo. It's not quite as drastic, but I can't not think of it.

ponychan is getting flooded

>>29370746
>>29370749
Yeah, moments.
Developing a chaaracter doesnt work if shes goes from point B, to point IM GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE, to point A

>>29370757
I think it just went down.

>>29370764
Nothing important, just a character from the webcomic Homestuck. It's sort of the "ww" quirk and that sort of question that's become a staple in the fandom and that sort of thing happens occasionally. I was just playing along with the joke.

>>29370740
though really, neither of them have broken their element. AJ hasn't lied, and Dash hasn't been disloyal - sometimes telling your friends things they don't want to hear IS being loyal.

>>29370762
...There's very little rape in Fallout: Equestria, and none of it is onscreen. I won't say whether or not I think that's a good thing, but it's certainly not why I read it.

Actually, I gave it a shot a while ago because people recommended it, but just didn't like it. And then more recently, when somebody I trust ran through it over the course of a bout a week and loved it, I decided to give it a second chance and really enjoyed it.

>>29370810

...They're gonna come HERE now, aren't they?

>>29370797
>control freak
>bitch who wears moe mask

That's a pretty harsh and cynical character interpretation, Klondike. I'm curious, mind explaining it to me?

Ponychan was been invaded by [RUS]

So why do all the mods on ponychan have ~sugoi~ animated effects in their nametext?

>>29370857
Nope. 4chan is great in the way that we breed our own spammers.
Just take a look of /a/ atm.

well what do you know.

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/pic/ Has also been invaded.

>>29370857
Some come here, some go to Fimchan.
Some will just wait.
We'll have to wait and see.

Yeah, Ponychan is down.

continuing gif thread

i really think slowing down this gif helps it

>>29370741
FINALLY, somebody drawing Calamity's armor properly!

...oh wait that's his Enclave armor isn't it. Fuck.

>>29370843
>AJ hasn't lied
partyofone.flv

>>29370857

probably.

why does that always happen? why don't those faggots just go to /b/ pony threads?

>>29370857
>Ponychan is coming

>>29370890
She was doing a poor job of it though.

>>29370884
not down, just raided.

>>29370895
aw shit

>>29370868
Because it's ponychan. Made by tripfags for tripfags. Mix in five dozen flamingly homosexual furfags and what do you get?

PEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSS

>>29370741
>Dat enclave armor

>>29370871

>>>/a/

I see one trip-fag thread.

>>29370811
then none of the ponies have gotten real character development, they have the same personality as they had since the beginning

>>29370797

But that's the reason why she's one of the more notable characters of her archetype, or at least to me.

She's not the harmless little angel who wouldn't dare hurt a fly. She might tolerate it after a while, and she's the most patient of the main characters, but even the longest fuse has to run out, and when it does it causes the greatest explosion.

>>29370892
/b/ is too terrible for their poor virgin eyes

>>29370871

I don't think he was talking about the spammers

Rarity owns alot of Dildos.

>>29370863
Its mostly exaggerated. But I miss the Shy quiet Fluttershy. Her getting mad, even for a friends is hilarious but I think she should have acted a little more sane on the last episode. Every break has its limit I guess

I call her a control freak of course cause she gets mad and uses THE STARE or freaks the fuck out when things don't go her way.

>>29370786
I like that the ponies in F: E are more colored like earth, metal, rust, rot and bodily fluids, like ponies are the color of their surroundings and the world used to be pastel but not so much now

>>29370890
She didn't lie then, either, though she was really stretching the definition. Highly selective truthsaying.

>>29370888

I like that armor, its cool, question, why are they on a date?

>>29370936
I don't remember, and they're not, Steelhooves was just making a joke.

>>29370871

>>29370537
Wait, the new season starts in two weeks?

>>29370911
Are you blind? There are at least 4 threads being spammed on the frontpage as we speak.
I would like to call you a stupid motherfucker but I'll just give you the benefit of doubt and assume there was some misunderstanding.

>>29370974
yes 2 weeks remaining

>>29370974

>>29370811

>Fluttershy doesn't progress
>except the moments when she does branch out of her wallflower role, but those don't count

>>29370975
I never said there wasn't any spam.

I just said I saw one trip-fag thread.

>>29370974
12 DAYS 14 HOURS 47 MINUTES AND 13 SECONDS UNTIL YOU DIIIIEEEE!

>>29370975
>>29371012
Anyway, >>>/a/ is a fucking wreck right now

>>29371012
I still don't see what that has anything to do with spammers.

>>29370928
I can appreciate where you're coming from. Shy, quiet Fluttershy was pretty much one of the characters most reliably for schmaltzy-cutesyness, and I did absolutely adore her. And I do agree that she could have been more sane in that last episode, but then, that's because we're looking at it from an outsider's perspective, you know? I've broken down in the past, I'm sure you have too, and I'm certain we've all done things unthinkingly that are just as volatile if not more so. Maybe not with such far-reaching effects, but, you know. I always believed that the way she would break and explode was very believable, very human. You know?

I do get that, but then, I can only recall three occasions in which she's used >THE STARE and all of them were ultimately crucial to the protection and goodness of the victims or those involved in the circumstances - the Dragon, the chickens, and the Cockatrice. On the issue of freaking the fuck out, yeah, I get where you're coming from. I'm the same way, haha, so I guess I'm more willing to let it slide. Birds of a feather, they say!

>>29371030
But if he dies he won't get to see the premiere!

>>29371030
Dammit. I don't want a countdown.

What did the doctor say, Applejack?

>>29371050
no kidding...I'm having flashbacks to those dark days just before recaptcha...

Not pony, but this is glorious:
http://www.google.co.jp/
Go and press play, and bask in the glory.

>>29371052
It was something I absent-mindly posted.

see >>29371050

>>29371011
nonono, See, progress is when you take a step forward, and stay there.
What fluttershy does, is take a 10 foot running leap forward, and then hangs her head and walks back 12 feet

>>29370925
>No dragon dildos

Clearly Rarity is small time

In before Spike get's the pony verion of /v/ to mail Rarity seventy Dragon dildos

>>29370853
Yeah there's not rape, but I figured the prospect of it was what did it for you. The prospect of action lesbian is what got me to read it. I really have to go get Fallout now though

>>29370811
But it didn't seem like she did that at all. In Green Isn't Your Colour, her characte progression was measured and believable - she reached the end of her tether and realised she had to be assertive. In Dragonshy, she did the same thing, because she'd seen all her friends fail. It felt paced properly. Even Stare Master had the right approach to it - she had to do what she did because she needed to protect the CMC, and she had reached the end of her tether again anyway.

I don't know, man, I guess it's all down to personal interpretation, but it's always seemed like a smooth, believable growth to me.

>>29371097

>read one thousand page long videogame crossover fanfiction because there might be lesbian cartoon horses doing it

fuck this fandom

>>29370508
I know that feel so much it hurts.

>>29370690
>I masturbate to rape fantasy scenes.

Well, I won't say I don't find this weird...

Different strokes for different folks.

>>29371087
Okay.

A request JJ did for me.

>>29371127
Jeez, one thousand page fanfiction?

I hope I learn a language if I read it.

>>29371097
just read a god damn clopfic for fuck's sake

I think people have a tendency to misattribute Fluttershy's role.

She's shy, soft-spoken, and has a high threshold for the shit that happens around her because she's too scared to speak out, but above all I think she's more of a maternal character than just someone who doesn't talk very much. Her scolding tendencies and her lower tolerance for insubordination (bearing in mind she's used to animals just coming to her as though they were her children, so the creatures in the garden were an anomaly to her) make me think of her character differently.

But that's just me.

>>29371144

AND I'M STILL DOING IT ASDFADSFADSFADSFDAS

Anyway I think I know what I wanna do, just trying to figure out how I should be doing it. After I eat, of course.

>>29371171
And that is why Dom Fluttershy is so fucking hot.

>>29371084
SWEET JESUS

>>29371157
What is she supposed to be wearing?

>>29371189
Draw a face.

You have 1 minute to draw a pony face and then post it.

>>29371171
Fluttershy would be the perfect mom for my kids.

>>29371110
A pony usually goes batshit insane when their special gift doesn't work. Party of One, Pinkie went nuts because her gift of throwing parties was being threatened and Fluttershy was breaking down because her gift of befriending animals was not working.

>>29371227
I don't know. I could see her drowning the kids in a car in a lake.

>>29371084
Great. Now I gotta listen to Queen.
THANKS

>>29370508
>have sewing machine in front of me
>reach around it and post on pony threads
>chin resting on machine
>like this for hours
dammit not you too!

though at least I got the two twilights' tails done today

one step closer to starting the nyx plushie

>>29371247

interesting.

maybe we'll see an episode where twilight's magic starts to falter

>>29371148
A fetish is a fetish. If it helps at all, I think it's a development from the bondage fetish I got from Disney movies.

>>29371097
I only download/read something specifically for rape when I want to fap. Otherwise, I like scifi, comedy, and Fallout, which was the draw of F:E.

I'm ashamed to admit a couple scenes of F:E kind of got me going for a bit.

>>29371171
Yes! Exactly! Motherly!

>>29371206
And also why raped Fluttershy is hot (blindfolds a necessity, of course); knowing that somebody with real power is made powerless, and put into a situation they decidedly do not enjoy...

What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>29371247
Chickens running lose in the chicken coup is not Fluttershy's special talent.

>>29371247
though their gifts are more abstract than that, pinkie thought she'd failed at making other people happy, and fluttershy... okay yeah she's pretty much just making friends with animals

>>29371247
So if we broke of Twilight-Sparkle's horn (preventing her from doing magic), she would go insane?

>>29371247
It's understandable when the only recognition they obtain is from their cutie mark.

>>29371255
but that one's Rarity
>i dont have that comic saved

>>29371268
>Swarm Of The Century
>To a lesser extent Winter Wrap Up

>>29371255

But why?

>>29371282
Her special talent is magic, but reading and books are the thing she uses to get to it. They're the stepping stone to her magic, and I'd daresay more important.

Plus, she'd probably find a way to get it back or go into alchemy more, but reading is what she finds valuable.

>>29371314

Yeah, I see it more of a Fluttershy thing though.

>>29371318

Because they wouldn't eat their vegetables.

So Deaf, last thread you said you were gunna shut up about your rape fetish...
Yet, here you are blabbing about it.

What gives?

>>29371189
THAT WAS MORE THEN A MINUTE SOUP
CONGRATS. FLUTTERSHY GETS RAPED NOW

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

>>29371269
I dunno, man. I have a mild rape/domination/mindbreak fetish I'm pretty sure I got from a goddamn TV show we watched in school back in like, year 4. Mostly for the same reasons as you, raping the weak and vulnerable is... just depressing.

>>29371282
although Twilight had one moment of horn failing in Bridle gossip, thought not sure if non-erectile horn means not being able to use magic

>>29371355
I am

>>29371353
I don't know! It just keeps happening!

>>29371355

Deafdefiler sure is happy.

>>29371317
She freaked out when Fluttershy stole the bird. That had nothing to do with magic.

I've heard this "the ponies only freak out when cutie mark special talent blah blah blah" thing before. It just doesn't hold up to scrutiny.

>>29371247
Yeah, I appreciate that. You can also extrapolate on a more metaphorical level, as others are often wont to do - Pinkie desires to make others happy and she also wants reciprocation, so when she feels she can fulfil neither she breaks. Fluttershy wants to empathise with others and be empathised with in return, but only feels confident doing so in a position of "power" that she can't achieve with other ponies - like the matron archetype - so when this fails where it never has before, she goes crazy. Hell, we could probably speculate like mad motherfuckers and go so far as to claim that the important distinction of Dash being mostly colourless and gray in S2 could potentially be due to a deep-seated inferiority complex being upset in some way, and we could easily claim that Applejack's stubbornness and Rarity's pride are just as much factors. It's all a really tangled web, I think, and it's amazing how deep and intricate the Cutie Mark system has the potential to be.

>>29371157
I REMEMBER WHEN JJ UPDATED THONG REVOLUTION

I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS JOHN

>>29371282
Nah, if you just took their talent away, they'd all adapt, and make do. Even Dash.

It's the failure that gets them - that they tried, and failed, entirely on their own merits.

>>29371377
...I've gone and turned myself from 'that almost Terse-esque nice guy' into 'that rape guy', haven't I.

To be honest I'm surprised that didn't happen with the Spike CYOA.

>>29371167
>>29371127
>action lesbian
You're not understanding. The fact it's about a gay character without gay drama being the focal point of the story is why I like it, why I just downloaded all of The Authority too

>>29371393
how the fuck

>>29371084
Great now I'm going to be listening to Queen songs all day today.

>>29371223
I WANNA PLAY TOO

>>29371355

Fuck, dude. I was making a bagel dog.

For reference though, this is what it looks like when I don't work on a picture for an entire day.

Also you haven't made any tumblr posts in two days you hypocrite.

>>29371452
>Making a bagel dog
Are you me, soup?

>>29371471

Probably. I fucking love these things.

>>29371443
Its been more then a minute you lose

Rover does not rape you

>>29371092
It's kind of depressing.

Rarity deserves a good straight ship, but she never will. Thus all the porn with all the Dildos.

>>29371355
...I might be.

>>29371471
>Bagel dog
Are you just sticking a hot dog through the bagel hole? That sounds like the laziest thing I have ever heard.

>>29371487
YEAH BUT I HAD TO READ THE POST AND OPEN PAINT
IT ONLY TOOK ME A MINUTE I SWEAR

>>29371222

The request was for something 'sleek and sexy'. JJ himself admitted that the outfit wasn't exactly what was requested but what the hell, it was free and only took a hour to get made. And it was colored, all the other requests he's doing today are comming out in greyscale.

>>29371500
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel_dog
This is a bagel dog.
they're awesome

>>29371500

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel_dog

Let me introduce you to the food of the gods.

Bachelor cuisine general

>>29371487
Imma try this.
Clock me!

>>29371452
Yeah I'm actually more busy on weekends. I had to house sit all weekend. I'm working on a post now though

>>29371084
Freddie Mercury as the King of All Cosmos? That works.

>>29371518
We dont have those in England

>>29371518
>similar to pigs in blankets

now i need one damn it

>>29371517
>>29371518
Now I know what to add to my grocery list.

>>29371523

Yay.

>>29371522

Time's up

>>29371523
Is it sexy and also rover?

>>29371522

>>29371442

You'd better thank him.

>>29371554
THAT'S what those are called!

I kept thinking of toad in the holes

>>29371579
>>29371570
Goddamnit! It wouldn't let me post for like two minutes!

>>29371579

+1 for pinkie
-1 for lines not thick enough

>>29371548
Invent English Muffin Dog.

>>29371548

They're damn hard to find sometimes in California, actually.

>>29371554
>>29371563

They're amazing if you can get your hand on some. I put this on em but that's because I'm a 2000 pound amerifat.

>>29371579

Holy shit.

>>29371619
You can call it a bangermuff.

>>29371579
>>29371612

TOO SLOW

YOUR FAVORITE PONY IS NOW RAPED

>>29371604
haha, there's not really all that much of a difference if i recall correctly
i'd choose a pig in a blanket over toad in the hole anyway, man, i mean sausages wrapped in bacon? that's heaven food

>>29371563
Oh man, that Luna looks so cute and kissable.
GODDAMNIT WHAT HAVE YOU DONT EOT ME /co/ SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BEAK

>>29371571
Rover doesn't have his vest on if that gets you off

>>29370677
>humanized shrug

... damnit, I need the rest of them now.

>>29371658
she would put on a beak for you, roogna
she just wants to know the touch of another
she's so lonely

your favorite pony is now a lich.
wat do?

>>29371658
no, OPPP has best kissyface

>>29371678
Now she will never lose another animal friend ever again!

...Liches are generally also necromancers, right?

>>29371660
But I like the vest

>>29371678
Twilight. She spends all her time studying.

>>29371678
Run her through Stone Soup.

FUCKING ANNIHILATORS

>>29371658
Temptation to add a beak to her, rising.

Being lazy is hindering that temptation.

>>29371679
Not sure if clop material...

>>29371678
>NMM
>now only fake-immortal

well shit sucks for her!

>>29371658
Wow, how the fuck did I mess up the words "done too" that badly

>>29371525
In before Freddie Mercury as the MLP God.

>HERE YOU ARE
>THE PRINCESSES OF THE UNIVERSEEEEE
>FALLEN AND BRUISED, OHH MYYYYY
>BUT HEAR MY VOICE, AND RISE AGAIINNN
>AND RIDE AGAINST THAT ENDLESS DARK SKYYYEEAAAYYYYY
>YEAH
>RUNNING DOWN TO DISCORRRRRD
>AND AGAIN HE'LL BITE THE DUST
>OOOOOOO
>RUNNING DOWN TO DISCORD
>KICK HISS ASS AGAIN GIRLS, AND UNLEASH MY LIIIIGGGGHHTTTTT

>>29371664

Do you know who draw that one?

bleh

>>29371697

>Stone Soup

Why would you suggest this Anonymous

>>29371724
aaaaaaaaa
stop that fluffy
you're making my heart explode

>>29371724

They should be cuddling.

>>29371726
Because marijuana is a much safer drug than Cocaine and Heroin.

>>29371646

>>29371717
>mfw this is completely impossible and yet too amazing for me not to want

>>29371724
fluffy i adore you, you are a gem, thank you so much

>>29371721
Nope, planning on finding out though.

>>29371697
Oh man dont make me start my stone soup obsession again.
Dungeons of dreadmore was so shitty that it made me not want to play anymore roguelikes ever, but you're gonna make me do it

>>29371724
oh my goooooooooooooooooooood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWUB4LjEWCg
That penis sounds familiar...

>>29371741

Cool i will try too.

>>29371741
TinEye has failed me.

>>29371724

dude, you totally need to make a picture of berry sitting at a bar

>>29371678
Celestia and Luna shall bow to the might of a thousand undead soldiers.

>>29371770
that's some good stuff

>>29371770
what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>29371788
NO A PUB

>>29371687
yes.
but they can't revive a person/animal's soul.
she'd simply be rising hollow rotting shell of her little animal friends
>>29371696
and watches all her friends die
>>29371697
who's your favorite pony?
>>29371709
at least the power of friendship isn't a 1 hit KO anymore.

>>29371782
Found it.

http://semehammer.deviantart.com/art/Pinkie-Shrug-256108731

>>29371788
>no 312 on tap

Bar, I am dissapoint

>>29371770
Hilarious as it is, I'm fairly certain it's not a VA we recognize. You've been fooled by the combination of high voice and overdone accent.

>>29371748
it would be so easy, roogna.

just a quick kenku run for grins.

>>29371788
Second.

>>29371822
Then she can bring them back as her undead servants so she can be constantly reminded of the great times they had together

>>29371818

pubs aren't even for drinking.

i say berry walking down an the aisle at a liquor store looking overjoyed

>>29371827
You have forced my hand :C

>>29371823
There were are. I found when it was saved from in the archive, hoping the original filename would have directed me to somewhere.

It didn't.

>>29371843
>pubs not for drinking

what anon
officially what
pubs are the best place to go drinking and to see berry at my local would make my day

>>29371807
I'm having a hard time telling which pony that is.

>>29371872
she'd drink you under the table
she'd drink EVERYONE under the table

which is, when you think about it, rather impressive considering her size

>>29371843
>pubs aren't even for drinking.
what the fuck kind of shitty pub do you go to

is it one of those AMUURIKA LOLIRISH PUBS

>>29371883
It's Twilight.

>>29371894

Marshmallow is surprisingly absorbent.

>>29371870
DON'T DO IT MAN

>>29371842
but they can never love her.

>>29371870
Is it even possible to beat this game?

>>29371919
and the knowledge of that will cripple her, and then corrupt her, until she feels nothing but the hunger.

>>29371904
why would she want to kill her mentor?

>>29371679
>>29371706
You decide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbPAIexC9r8

>>29371937
>beat
>a roguelike
You beat them by dying in hilarious and improbable ways

>>29371961
I only ever died in the obvious ways... You know, getting shit on by monsters I have no idea how to fight.

>>29371947
It was just a request made of Disco one night to have Twilight be a necromancer or something.

>>29371947
Because Disco.

Pinky Pie is always ready to Dink!

>>29371894
she'd have a hard time drinking me under the table, i took the UNCANNY IRON STOMACH feat two years ago and haven't looked back since then

if she could beat me i'd have to buy a round for everyone in the place

>>29371937
It's POSSIBLE to beat any properly designed Roguelike, but the whole point is that it's going to take most people many attempts to do it.

And then once you accomplish that, the next step is doing it again with ridiculous handicaps because THAT'S WHAT FUN MEANT IN MY DAY.

"I've... seen things you ponies wouldn't even BELIEVE. Poison Joke in bloom in the confines of Everfree. I watched rainbows glitter in the park near Canterlot's gate. All these... friendships will be sealed in time, like... a princess... in the moon. Time... for cupcakes."

>>29371961
I always get cornered by my ghosts, holy fuck it pisses me off.

>>29371971
She's Berry goddamn Punch, man, drinking is her special talent. She's almost perfect at it.

>>29371870
How does this Stone Soup compare to Nethack or Slashe'Em?

>>29371870
Is this fun? Should i play it?

>>29371947
Because Celestia is a cunt.

>>29371992
I thought her special talent was being fruity?
Or selling fruits.

>>29372023
her talent is testing punch to see if it needs spiked or not

>>29370373
That picture gives me super diabetes. Please stop posting it. You're killing me.

>>29372023
I figured something similar, but the animator who chose her chose her specifically, and said she hoped people would pick up on it, which is good enough for me.

>>29371996
>>29372005
Better than nethack IMO, never played slashem, and if you like to lose an start over ALOT, play it.

>>29372041
and proceeding to drain the bowl manually if it is.

>>29371903

Bro, have you ever been to an American Irish pub?
Shit gets wild.
The only thing crazier is an actual Irish Irish pub.
Or maybe a Scottish pub.
I've never been to one of those.

>>29372023

A fruit farmer?

Celestia, "I'm such a Bitch"

>>29371903
>>29371872

i've been to both shitty american 'pubs' and legit pubs in england.

even the drinkiest ones were no more about drinking than your standard bar in the US.

drinking bars don't serve food, pubs serve food.

>>29370373
If you wanted some candy, Pinkie, all you had to do was beg...

>>29371992
i'd take her on anyway man
we'd all have fun and then when i lose we can joke about it over dinner and a killing hangover

>>29372067
or just british pubs in general

instead of your cheap shitty imitation pubs

>>29371943
would anyone be willing to write a fic of this happening?

>>29372080
>implying it wouldn't be me begging

>>29371422
I guess it's a good explanation, loving the Authority btw
also
Oh, JJ~

>>29372058
slashem's just nethack with a lot of extra races, classes, sidequests added.

I guess I'll give it a shot.

>>29372088
she probably has a tried and tested hangover cure made out of like, poison joke and hay or something, too!

>>29372088

dude terse you ever get drunk on synctube? i'd love to drink with you

>>29372050
So can't she be a fruit dealer or whatever and still be a drinker?

>>29372066
"This tastes like it's been tampered with. I'd better dispose of it."

>>29372097
Ew, heterosexual.

>>29372106
Oh, sure she can, I just mean I'm now of the opinion her special talent is directly related to drinking, not just tangentially. She'll still have a relatively normal day job. Maybe running a vineyard or something

>>29372079
you've never gotten drunk in a bar that serves food? Really?

>>29371971
>iron stomach challenge
Im not aware of this

>>29372079
sure pubs serve food, but even the most family-friendly pubs are places people go to get smashed in droves
and don't even get me started on the seedy joints
i promise you man, these places are where people go to drown themselves in shitty watered down beer that tastes of piss, the amount of times i've seen it done is staggering
i happen to have more discerning taste yo

>>29372105
Pacce run a sync-tube for us Brits once, and I had a little to drink there, but otherwise, nah, I haven't had opportunity to get proper smashed on sync-tube yet. It might be fun! If we could make it work with the timing I'd definitely love to, I've got half a bottle of Kahlua and a full bottle of Absolut that needs draining, haha!

>>29372090
because I'd love whoever did it until the end of time.

>>29371717
Sorry brony, he's already been claimed by the fa/tg/uys.

>>29372067
>Irish pub

I have been to pubs on either side of the divide due to having family on either side. Nobody talks, its depressing with hard constant alcohlism

>>29372089

British pubs are nice.
They're not THAT great though.

Fuck, now I really want to go to a Scottish pub.
Also

>imitation pub
What does that even mean?
A pub is a pub, no matter where you are.
Some are just not that great compared to others.

>>29372142
So you think her talent is drinking?
Hm. I'd think it'd be something more like a cup or glass. But then that'd probably be too obvious, and a strawberry and grape cutie mark is pretty open to interpretation.

>>29372190
and this prevents us from doing anything how?

>>29372175
i would teach you, but i don't know if you could handle it
it's a life-changing event, taking the DRINKIN' MASTER prestige class

>>29372176
How are those seven bottles of cider holding up?

>>29372200

Maybe you went on a bad day?
I've been to several Irish pubs and almost every time I had a great time.
Once or twice it has been depressing as fuck though, so I guess it's all about timing.

>>29372203
americans have bars, but occasionally they try recreate pubs without really knowing what they are.

Bit embarrassing

>>29372207
yeah, pretty much, but with a typically vague cutie mark

I mean, SOMEBODY has to be the best at drinking, after all

>>29372225
I ended up giving three of them back to the kid who bought them, haha, but I've still got four sitting in the fridge. Can you believe they're pear cider? Who drinks pear cider, right? I'm going to have to chug my way through them some time in future!

>>29372213
on a scale of 1 to 10 how sad would the below posts be in your opinion?
>>29371687
>>29371822
>>29371842
>>29371919
>>29371943

>>29372190
Freddie Mercury also cannot be shared, because we do not share him, he shares us.
So he could be an MLP god too, and a god of /tg/. I mean I don't think you understand who you're talking about here. Freddie Mercury could be a god of anything if he wanted to be.

>perspective

What the hell did I get myself into?

>>29371970
no she isn't. This is because the is a cartoon, a cartoon for children. We as a society do not encourage children to drink. Therefore Pinkie Pie does not imbibe alcohol or even know of it's existence. You should be ashamed of yourself for suggesting otherwise.

>>29372213
>part norwegian, part irish
I cant seem to get drunk unless I reaaally fucking try. I could give it a shot

Only problem is weed fucks my arse sideways. Couple bowls and im staring at walls and falling asleep randomly

>>29372267
>pear cider
is that anything like that pear cider soda stuff ikea has? because that shit is FUCKING DELICIOUS

>>29372099

Stone Soup has a lot of crazy races and classes available and is kind of unique with its deity system; once you find an altar you can join that god's religion which can push you into a new playstyle assuming you don't want to offend the god and want their bonuses. It can be as simple as training your magic skills and never destroying spellbooks for the basic magic god to something more esoteric like keeping the chaos god entertained by doing shit like randomly teleporting into a danger zone or having a corpse rot on you as you butcher it.

Otherwise, it's mostly just a solid roguelike.

>>29372259

Where in America have you tried going to a pub?
America's a big place man, and shit varies wildly from area to area.

>>29372296
>>29372267
It's basically wine made with pear juice instead of grape juice, right?

>>29372267
>pear cider.
lucky bastard!
all I have is this watermelon concoction that my cousin made last week.

>>29372284
her hind legs are a bit short but it seems okay besides that

Alcohol kind of sucks irl. Drinking is overrated...going to meetup at a place just to get drunk with strangers seems even more pointless and a waste of time than going to a brony meetup.

Drunk ponies is very cute though, I support that.

>>29372232
it was a t family reunions, once to a rural one that had nobody i knew.

the reunions were obvious, seeing as my great grandfather was orange through and fucking through and my grandmother and father got together.

Great grandmothers side had plenty of IRA. Shit, my Ggrandmother almost got tarred and feathered

>>29372264
Odds are yes there is a pony out there who is the best drinker in Equestria. Though whether or not it's Berry is up for debate.
I'd say yes, but only because she hasn't yet found the perfect drink off opponent. The one who could actually present a challenge.

>>29372316

Oh that wasn't my picture, haha.

My bad, that was a little out of context.

>>29372283
>Freddie Mercury could be a god of anything if he wanted to be.
I agree. After all, he has inside him the blood of kings.

>>29372318
welcome to post modern depression.

people used to go to pubs to escape a genuinely depressing world with depressing lives, now they drink to escape the world that is no longer depressing, just empty

>>29372270
Hmm...I'd give them an eight in terms of soul-crushing defeat scaling. They're pretty sad, man. But I can't write that fic you wanted, that's why I didn't respond. I'm not the right guy for it. Sorry, man.

>>29372288
I haven't had weed, so I can't comment on that, but fuck, that sounds hilarious. I can see why some medical authorities recommend it as a medical aid, haha!
You're part Norwegian, part Irish, which is pretty hardcore, you'd probably be good. But I come from a long line of drunkards, stretching generations back. I was born with alcohol in my VEINS, man (not really but you know). Can you handle the responsibility? The difficulty? The soul-crushing alcoholism?
...truth be told I'm usually a teetotaller anyway. It's just that when I put my mind to it I drink like a fish, haha!

>>29372296
>>29372312
>>29372314
Pear cider I've never had before, but I assume it's like apple cider. Which, to be fair, I've never had either. I mostly stick to hard spirits and shots unless someone else is buying. This'll be a new experience for me!

>>29372270
Pretty sad. 6/10

GUYS, I'M GONNA DO IT AGAIN.
I'm gonna run through Stone Soup as a pony character, and post the results.
I've already done Trixie and Twist, so, who should I be?

>>29372398
>havent had weed

you are a fucking pure flower aren't you terse? You are full of surprises, its an honor to post ponies with you. I lived in the east end of london all my life, so its been all too easy to get my hands on.
I spoke to you before about it I believe, or it may have been thistle

>>29372398
I wasn't askin' ya to write it my man.
simply was curious as to how sad you thought the idea was.

>>29372439
snips
die horribly and post pics

>>29372439
Rainbow Dash!
Or Celestia!

>>29372439
you should be a corpse...not in stone soup..just RL

>>29372446
...I've never had weed either...

>>29372466
Haven't had weed either

>>29372373

Holy fuck you're depressing.
If you go to a pub to socialize with other motherfuckers, that shit can be fun as hell.
If you go there specifically to be depressed about your life, of course you're not going to have any fun.

>>29372466
yeah but you arent a pure flower who does lots of charity work, donates blood and is an all round pleasant guy who its hard to make angry

>>29372427
can I make a request?
if yes
Lich Fluttershy roaring "You're all going to love me!" as a bunch of zombie animals chase the living ones.

>>29372466
Same.
You are not alone.
Never had a drop of alcohol either.

>>29372446
Why is everyone always writing out lenghty compliments to this guy? Is it some kind of meta joke or something

>>29372448
That's going to happen to all of the ponies anyway
>>29372450
CELESTIA! I've never tried Demi-god before! good idea! Now what class would befit our wonderful princess?

>>29372318
I got drunk once.

It was fucking stupid.

>>29372135
>not liking hetero
what are you a faghat

cute ponies. cute ponies discussion, is what I thought this was. I didn't think I liked Derpy, but I guess I do. Can't say LK's story didn't sway my opinion a little

I smoke crack rocks

>>29372493
ditto

that stuff sounds a bit fun, though I already get all sorts of silly just from lots of sugar or sleep deprivation, and my dreams are already completely ridiculous so I dunno what weed would do that I don't do already

>>29372525
He's just that awesome.

>>29372446
I don't know about pure flower, haha! I've been offered the stuff before, but it's just like cigarettes - no interest, and far too expensive. With alcohol you can ply people into buying it for you, no such luck with the rest. I'm a pretty stingy guy when it comes to spending money, it's mildly depressing actually.
Living in the east end I can imagine how easy it would be to fall into that sort of thing. I'm sorry, man. It's hard enough down here, in London I dread to think of the sort of shit you'd have had to deal with.

>>29372447
It is pretty heartbreaking. It reminds me of that fic RS wrote about Spike and Twilight spending the entirety of their lives together until the end of the universe, but having to do that alone with nothing more than mindless, slobbering monsters and lifeless dolls would be the most difficult challenge a person could face while still trying to retain their sanity.

>>29372521
>has never drank alcohol

>>29372538
I got drunk once

And i blame pacce.

It was fun though.

I thought you all were alcoholic stoners like me...
Don't know how feel...

Weed's not so bad as long as you don't make it a... how would I put this... as long as you don't make it a gigantic part of your life, it can be a better alternative to drinking in order to relieve stress.

Hardcore stoners are some of the most annoying people on Earth though, so what I'm trying to say is, don't be a hardcore stoner.

>>29372521
>>29372557

I have never drank alcohol either.

>>29372538

Mito sums up the entire matter in 8 words.

you motherfuckers like 12 years old or something? shiiiiit

>>29372543
>mfw i now feel terrible
I actually did the majority of the drugs I now frequent with my dad.

Including coke and mushrooms

>>29372534
I don't know enough about this game. But Fire Elementalist would play to her mastery of the sun, wouldn't it?

>>29372500
I dont, but people do.
Especially Irish people, see what Im getting at?

I only go with dudes I know, seeing as my bro runs a local pub thats kind of often

>>29372585
im no stoner but i can take some beers every now and then

>>29372620
Makes sense, I'll go with that
NOW, do I do it in real time, or write it all up , then dump the pictures and text?

>>29372538
I only drink if I'm not the one buying.
or if my cousin decides to share his insane alcoholic beverage inventions.
being poor is balls

>>29372585
You are free to live how you want. I don't agree with it, but it's still fine if you do.

>>29372585

don't worry bro, i've got your back

>>29372616
Actually im an 8 year old girl, hence me liking MLP so much

>>29372606
I agree
Legalize it

>>29372525

I hope it's a joke.
If more people actually start sucking tripfag/namefag cock, then I will seriously leave and never come back to these threads.

I've seen too many threads go to shit because of attention whoring.

wow, this is a surprise, i thought you guys were as bad as me.

I mean, fuck, the first girl i ever fucked sold crack at school

>>29372283
Then /co/ must show its devotion to Him. I fail to see any MLP version of Freddie, or any other member of Queen for that matter.

>>29372616
I have no sense of smell, so most alcoholic beverages taste like cough syrup to me. So I don't drink; it's that simple.

>>29372654
Real time!

>>29372585
I only tried weed once, dropped it the same day.

But i drink when i have money

I'm 24 and while I can't claim to have never had a drink, I've only really done it every once in a while to see if I like the taste of anything. So far I just really haven't liked any alcohol I've tried. So I just usually don't drink at all.

>>29372692

that sucks dude. try some cocktails?

Yeah I'll just dump the pictures and text later.

>>29372688

>>29372679
That's the thing, though, Terse doesn't attention whore. He's just a genuinely nice guy in a sea of shit.

>>29372679

It's not a joke. He's just genuinely a really, really good guy.

>>29372713

agreed. terse is the only tripfag deserving of compassion and intelligent responses.

every other one can suck my ass.

>>29372600
My life's worst and best times have both been on mushrooms - Done them 20-30 times.
And that said, I learn so much during the bad times that it's more than worth it.
I suggest doing it.
Having a reverence is good, but don't be afraid - It's all just you.

>>29372688

>>29372704
I can't even drink margaritas. Are cocktails better at covering up the taste of alcohol?

>>29372654
Maybe write up blocks at a time? What are you comfortable with? I haven't been in these threads much, what's your normal procedure?

>>29372738

yes, some of them are.

alcohol is definitely an acquired taste, knife of like coffee.

>>29372543
please share a dream you once had.

>>29372713
>>29372720
The only issue with that though is when half the thread is talking about Terse.
He really is cool and all, but we should still remember it isn't proper to do that kind of stuff here.

>>29372738
Just drink a screwdriver.

>>29372766
>knife

what the fuck man?

>>29372766
Knives are definitely an acquired taste.

fanfiction

>>29372788

greyhounds are better at covering up the taste.

If Naga ever existed in the MLP-universe... which they probably do.

>>29372783

The entire thread is just talking about drugs anyway.

>>29372738
nope.
by the way, mixing rice wine, cherry vodka, and watermelon whiskey will put you in the hospital for a week.

>>29372738
I really hate the taste of alcohol and the only alcoholic thing I've managed to have a bit of and not want to spit it out was some incredibly sugary cocktail

like... have you ever eaten a pomegranate? this thing was about as sugary as that

that stuff was great man I was rolling all over the place afterwards

>>29372756
i normally Go through it, screencap the important stuff, and write a story from the viewpoint of the character, but, every time I do, something like what's going on now is going on, and I'm more of an interruption to the conversation about drugs and alcohol than I am interesting, so, I'm waiting until later.

>>29372735

Thing is, I don't know where to get shit!
I guess I could ask some friends... idk.

The thing I would definitely do while on Hallucinogens is listen to music.

Anon has only tried weed once and it didn't really do much. Anon just felt his head being pulled to the side.

>>29372692
Oh, I used to hang out with a girl once who had no sense of smell. She said she preferred to eat spicy food because it had more vivid flavor. You do anything like that or are your preferences different?

This is just kind of an interesting thing for me.

>>29372804
All I can say to that is I'm more okay with talking about some things than others.
And I apparently like talking about drugs and alcohol more than people.

>>29372802
I like it! As always you emulate the style of the show really well, Krek. The square jaw is especially appropriate. I guess my only problem with it is that it's very reminiscent of the naga from World of Warcraft, but then, they may just be an archetypal design.

Otherwise, great job, man! Are you still taking requests?

>>29372820
Oh, well, I hope I catch it when you do.

o hit you niggas is only 12 years old. goddamn

>>29372781
no

but it's kinda like you take bits of stories, throw them all together, then replace the nouns, verbs, and adjectives with completely random shit you come up with

wish I could remember them better though

You havent lived until youve sat in a house with a bunch of guys jamming, only to look over your shoulder and see one of your best friends shooting up.

>>29372802
Krek, I'd just like to say that pretty much every thing you've come up with looks like it would fit in the show perfectly and I would throw all my money at anyone I had to if it meant you could design characters for the show.
You. Are awesome.

>>29372855
hey man are you man enough to drink the alcohol mixture in
>>29372808

>mfw im allergic to alcohol