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09/04/11(Sun)02:54 No.29354112
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This time, bring nails, a hammer, an empty hot sauce bottle, a sharp, sturdy knife, and a cupcake. Enter the same way you did last time. Remember the mattress in the master bedroom? Somepony will be sleeping there. Don’t worry about waking them up; She has taken care of that for you. Turn the sleeping pony over onto their back and cut their jugular vein, making sure to collect as much blood as you can.
You will need to pour a little of the blood onto the floor of every room, including this one, but make sure you have some left at the end. When you’ve finished, leave by the same way you entered, and close up the boards again. (This is what the hammer and nails are for.) Walk home. Speak to nobody on your way. When you get there, tip some of the remaining blood into your right forehoof and smear it over a cupcake that you leave outside before you enter. Then go to bed.
If there is any blood left, you must pour the rest of it onto any pavement in the city, but do not allow it to be poured down a drain. The knife you must never use again, and should bury. Do not trouble yourself with covering your tracks. When you next leave your house, the bloody cupcake will be gone, and the murder you have committed will have no repurcussions. From the moment you leave Her temple, no evidence will ever again implicate you; Celestia's guards will creep around your footsteps without touching them. In magic scrying glasses, your face will show up a blur.
You are under Her protection now.
Just make sure you get the right house. |
