halo fanboy here, not really. its just generic glowy noise.

>>29321325
well i made this thread for 2 reasons
1) for an actual discussion of the show instead of porn and shit
2) even if i said something in that thread relatively interesting i'd be bumped out by porn.
3) I really want to know if i'm not the only one who hears it. and being the OP of this thread, i doubt anyone would be able to skip over this without reading the OP.

oh my god Spiffy! when the hell did you come back to 4chan? I haven't seen you in any adventure time threads god damn.

We are truely all doommeeed

>>29321399
so I'm going to wright a crossover fanfic with the ponies and Ghost Rider, and the Rider will be Nicholas Cage as Johnny Blaze, can you give me a good bad guy/girl/whatever the hell for them to face off with?

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/grey-rainbow-dash-confirmed-for.html

Now this is confirmed....

>>29321400
hey! sorry about that. I've actually been here... as anonymous for the past month or so. before that. i've had school and school and... you know how it is.

anyways. I'll head to the Adventure time threads soon, I'm just working on my art skills. last thing i drew was this.

pic related

>>29321399
and shit... that's three.

This thread is going awfully slow, for a pony thread.

>>29321666
The current general is located here:
>>29319091
>>29319091

>>29321464
Ghost Rider and Flaming Twilight Sparkle vs. Johnny Storm and Spider-man (Venom)

>>29321683
That General is Boloney. Deep down... It's Boloney.
I know. it's Dumb. DUMB LIKE A MOOSE. DUMB LIKE A FUCKING MOOSE.

>>29321529
>>29321529

you know... I wonder if the person who made maggie still lurks here.

>>29321990
you know... i'm sure he does.
I was his friend on facebook. and.
actually he browses /v/ and /co/ alot.

that's all i'm saying.

he could be in this very thread right now... waiting for me to say something like this. HEY CHRIS!!! Maggie is still my waifu, right? RIGHT?!

Stock sound?

Episode 18 also features one of the sound effects used for striking metal with the crowbar in Half-Life.

>>29321872
seeing how I'm using Cage should there be Bees!?

>>29321529
so, you complain about porn but post this?

>>29321267
OH GOD IS THAT


A GIANT MARSHMALLOW EQUINE

>>29322129
REALLY?
wonder if we'll hear a Wilhelm scream...
do you think they'll be awesome enough to include one?
god. i'd pay big bucks to hear one in an episode.

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

>>29322186

can you imagine anything more awesome? science needs to dedicate itself to creating sentient, magical, marshmallow ponies.

>>29322129
Stock sounds general?

The window shutting noise in "Bridle Gossip" is exactly the same as the one that you hear in Perfect Dark when shooting a Falcon 2.

>>29321666
seriously. where is everyone?

>>29322284
The squee Twilight makes after she lands safely being chased by the hydra is the same one that porings make in ragnarok online when they die.

>>29322285

I'm here. MAKE LOVE TO ME WHILE WE'RE ALONE.

>>29321666
>>29322285
Still over here:
>>29319091

Still got some images left to go.

>>29322285
you still got Ghost Rider guy! YOU ALL STILL HAVE GHOST RIDER GUY!

>>29322196
They've already done Benny Hill, it's only a matter of time.

>>29322276
I love this picture for some reason.

>>29322162
I don't believe they complained about porn, anon.

>>29322162
hey. do you see any boobs? do you see any penises?

it's just a joke image. get over yourself.

"oh no! he complained about porn, yet he posted something that resembles porn even though they're not doing it. it's okay cause i can complain all i want cause i'm anonymous and pretending to be retarded, it's all a part of my plan"

go away, troll.

>>29322409
I have nothing to do with this thread but I'm just popping in to tell you you're really fucking obnoxious.

well... they reused Pinkie Pie's scream for Mr and Mrs. Cake in Bird in the Hoof, i wouldn't be surprised what other stock sounds they might have...

wait until they start using the "Whip" from Johnny Test.

>>29322491
you're no better "Mr.I-only-came-here-to-insult-you"

2 pony threads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BpquDZEyUI

wow it is slow tonight. are you guys seriously telling me pony thread people have something to do friday nights?

>>29322730
Its 8am here, most are still in bed

>>29322730
I went to a concert, Also, WHICH THREAD IS GENERAL?

>>29322730
General over here
>>29315928

Recycle the thread. We'll wait for you when this general is used up, that one has been up longer. We don't need two on the front page.
>>29315928
>>29315928
>>29315928
>>29315928
>>29315928
>>29315928

>>29322276
We have discussed it, 100% chanses are that some people are going to torture, maim and raep these sentient marshmallows.

>>29322779
I don't see any problems with this.

>>29322779
some people torture, main, and rape people, that doesn't mean we shouldn't exist.

>>29324681
Me too, i just pointed it out to him.

are we here now?

>>29324715
sure. why not?
only 18 images emited. this place is perfect.

I have a huge scat fetish. Are there any MLP scat pictures out there? Thanks in advance!

Yours truly,
anon

>>29324744
Fuck off Faceless.

>>29324744
you're summmoning faceless as we speak

>>29324744
Faceless is into that sort of thing too, i heard. Tho he is probably not around there, but ask him later.

>>29324744
Faceless... what have we told you about posting as anonymous....

>>29324749
>>29324754
>>29324757
I had no idea this Faceless guy was even a person. I'm glad someone is drawing pony scat porn for us all to enjoy! /co/ delivers again!

Parents and relatives in season 2.

What can we expect?

>>29324768
nothing.

>>29324767
>all of us to enjoy
hehe suuure you keep telling yourself that...
anyways Faceless doesn't draw. his idiot brother/cancerous lump dangling from his balls does.

>>29324767
>delivers
>no pictures or links posted
you are easy to please anon

>>29324767
He doesn't draw, he just has pony scat images

>>29324768
Scootaloo confirmed for Sister of Rainbow Dash.

Faust might change her mind.

>>29324749
>>29324754
>>29324757
>>29324761
>>29324767
By your powers combined... I AM CAPTAIN FACELESS.

hey /co/. you look really tired. bad night of sleep? rough day yesterday? do you just want to stay here and talk about it for a while?

>>29324768

Applejack's, Big Mac's, and Applebloom's parents are visited at their graves.

>>29324799
don't make me tazer you Faceless.
FUCK OFF.

>>29324790
I'm just glad it exists somewhere out there. How does that old saying go? It isn't about the reward it's about the adventure?

>>29324787
>>29324791
Oh, okay! Sorry about that.

>>29324800
No, time for ponies.

>>29324800
Yeah, I didn't sleep great, I'll be fine in half an hour or so once I've had a cup of tea. I'd have slept better if you were there

>>29324800

oh twilight...

>>29324809
How about a compromise? I'll only post the links for that guy instead of posting the pictures?

>>29324818
I knew it.

>>29324800

I dunno... I kinda just want to snuggle up and read next to you. How does that sound?

>>29324800
haha fuck you, Twilight. you don't get to ask about how i feel.

>>29324799
Oh shit! Hey faceless can I have some pony scat porn please! I've been a good little boy all year round'1

>>29324818
acceptable

>>29324818
I'm down with that dog.

Captcha: Dirtie Testament

AAAWWW YEAH

This have to be some pretty dirty pictures if they make /co/ mad!

>>29324859
Don't look at me like that, Mrs. Sparkle, you know I can't take it.

>>29324874
> Mrs.

who the fuck.

>>29324874

I hate myself for all the attraction I feel towards the female characters. Initially, it was only their personalities and voices, but as time went on it became... well... worse. I'm sure I don't need to elaborate.

>>29324800
This is going to be a thing isn't it?

I just know it is.

>>29324879
At least over here, we used to call teachers "Mrs" by default, regardless of marital status.

>>29324831

tinyurl'd because fuck me that would be a wall of linktext

obligatory warning: these are NSFW, open on your own risk.
http://tinyurl.com/3zleqwy - Rainbow Dash scat edit
http://tinyurl.com/4ysszpb - Fluttershy scat
http://tinyurl.com/44o8b5r - Applebloom tubgirl
http://tinyurl.com/3p44bu6 - Mrs Cake tubgirl-esque

>>29324886
I know that feel, anonymous. I know that feel so hard. First the minds, then the bodies, and then I start getting pony-specific fetishes like wingjobs. On the bright side, I'm pretty sure this is rock bottom.

>>29324914
You're a god among men sir, thank you and thank you again.

>>29324886
I have no attraction to the ponies.

I just like them cause they're cute, in the same way people like cats.

>>29324859

Why is that Twilight has the best bedroom eyes?

>>29324886
It always goes that way.

Want a peanut?

>>29324947

there's just somethin' about that girl

>>29324947
Because Pinkie would just pounce, Fluttershy is hiding under the covers, Applejack doesn't bother with seduction, Rarity won't even look at you because you're not famous, and Dash just swoops down and blows you off your feet.

>>29324927
Yeah, pretty much this.

This thread is already pretty fucking weird.

>>29324768

I'm hoping for an awesome episode regarding Rarity. No visible surname, never any mention of the parents, sole legal guardian to her little sister, there's bound to be a good backstory there.

>>29324927
I grew up with horses, I automatically view them as pets that you can hug and pet and ride around and stuff.

They're also colossal assholes.

Which pony could pass?

And why?

>>29324994
Death is hard to explain to kids

>>29324961
Seeing that picture...

made me remember Heart of Darkness.

I want to see it ponyified so bad now.

>>29324927

It's not like I have an attraction to all of the ponies (I'm not rubbing one out to some background character here), just the mane cast. And I still think they are adorable.

Fuck, I don't even know. This is all so fucked up. Can't I just say that I would do things with them because of who they are, even if they are ponies? Does that make me any less terrible of a person? Of course it doesn't, rhetorical question.

>>29325024

if Mr. Rogers could do it

>>29325009
God, I know right. Tacking is the worst

>>29324969

I think rock bottom is fucking actual horses.

>>29325035

considering that they're sentient, I'd say it's more xenophilia than bestiality

>>29325035
The characters were designed to be likable, I think that given enough exposure to that you're bound to take it further.

Unfortunately, the bodies were also designed to be aesthetically appealing, and the same argument holds.

>>29325037
Don't make me sad, you asshole

I hope we see a "bad words" episode.

>>29325035
Xenophilia is weird ass fetish tier, until we make contact with aliens then it's awright.

Letting it leak outside of your fapping sessions is furfag tier, time to kill yourself.

fucking horses is shove your head into a microwave tier

>>29325016
What was that about, again? Sincerity?

>>29325033
I don't see how it could be... only if it...
Hmmmm.

>>29325060

>rarity smells
>good

>>29325059

Mr. Rogers would be disappointed to hear you talking like that, Anonymous.

>>29325052
Unless you're fapping to Celestia/luna.

She looks like an earth horse instead of a quadruped with a high forehead and oversized eyes.

Man you know what, it's all fucking bad. Don't do it.

>>29325024

Nah, I'm hoping it's something better than that, as in, we don't know anything about her except that she grew up in Ponyville as evidenced during the cutie mark episode, we don't get anything else other than that. She doesn't even have a name that follows the apparent X Y or YX firstname/surname convention like the others, I'm totally hoping for a twist where it's revealed she's living under an assumed name because her father is Sean Connery pony or something (hence her British accent which nobody else in Ponyville including her own sister has).

Will there be a sticky when season 2 comes out?

>>29325080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29lmR_357rA
If I'm sad, THEN EVERYONE MUST BE SAD

>>29325090
But her wings are so pretty!

>>29325104
I hope not, the last sticky got to like, 1500 posts, and brought lesser machines to their knees

>fapping to ponies
>ever

No.

>>29325104
>A sticky
>after the furfags and 13 year old evangelists had their way with /co/

no

>>29325104

Hopefully not. We don't need more bitching from people who don't want us to enjoy things.

>>29325090

I blame MegaSweet for making Celestia so damn alluring

>>29325108

Everyone who's ever worked at FOX news needs to crawl under a rock and die.

>>29325117
>fapping to ponies
>ever

>>29325104
That's like making a sticky on /g/ about macs being the best, complete with an image full of text written entirely in comic sans

>>29324800
it's all better now that you're here

>>29325143
>ever

There's just something about Fluttershy's vag....

>>29325143
you need to get out more

>>29325104
>>29325117
>>29325125

I am going to be honest. I think there is a 90% chance ponies will be temporarily banned again once season two starts.

>>29325157
I really can't disagree with that one

>>29325152

She looks nice and warm and cuddly... do you think she'd share her bed?

How do you call a reverse whyboner? That kind of ones where the penis is going "What the fuck is wrong with you" and mind is the one going ":D"?

>>29325153
Fluttershy doesn't have reproductive organs. She's a tree

Fucking treefuckers, gb2 greenpeace

>>29325168
She already shared her invitation.

You just have to accept it.

>>29325168
She lives to make other people happy. You're people.

>>29325129
>implying it wasn't the show's designers fault for that

>>29325173

I'm acquainted with that feel.

>>29325173
cryboner?

>>29325176
My fluttershy>Your fluttershy

>>29325173
whynoboner?

>>29325152

I don't think Pinkie Pie sleeps, ever. She probably just eats more sugar whenever she starts to crash.

>>29325168
cuddly ponies?

>>29325203
We need this once the porn starts on the 17th

>>29325173
Maybe "because mindboner"?

>>29325207
You're not going to be sleeping in that bed.

guy who couldn't dream of pony here

finally had a pony dream

too bad it was fucking humanized and made no sense

some girl was running around a high school picking fights with other girls and some of the characters were humanized versions of ponies

it was pretty boring

mostly i just wake up during the night thinking i got banned from 4chan or i made a really bad post or something and it takes me a few seconds to realize i was asleep and it's genuinely frightening

I need to get out more

>>29325207
her head slams into the ground mid activity, and she starts back up immediately where she left off 4 hours later. during this period, nothing can wake her. not even a freight train. her snore is also quite loud and obnoxious.

she does this every 3 days.

>>29325217
>blushing

I'd like to stick my dick in Fluttershy's rabbit.

>Hug luna anytime, anywhere for the rest of your life.
>Human girlfriend, will progress into a lifelong marriage

Choose wisely, guys.

>>29325247
girlfriend

I don't get it, all of these ponies share exactly the same body model, how can you guys find them attractive?
and why can I find them attractive? And why do I have preferences when they all look the same?

>>29325247
>choose girlfriend
>girlfriend is humanized luna

>>29325255
well most of us dont find the attractive in that way. it just seems like a lot of us do because they're a very vocal minority. most of us just like seeing cute ponies do cute things

>>29325247
Luna, I can probably find a girlfriend on my own. A magical horse, not so much.

>>29325108
>>29325108
BUT I AM SPECIAL

>>29325247
Humans have hands, which make sex so much better, and arms long enough to do some real hugging.

Girlfriend.

>>29325247
>Hug

Nope. Now if she was hugging my penis with her vagina, I'd consider it.

>>29325246
Angel is pretty sexy, I agree.

"My semen cup doth runneth over, and I must guzzle it down. Help me refill it, won't you?"

>>29325255

Personality and mannerisms. Yeah, they all share the same basic template, but because of the excellent voice acting and animation (i.e. Pinkie's bouncing or Rarity's posing) they manage to be very different from eachother.

>>29325274
Fuck off bitch, I'm installing OSX on my thinkpad

>>29325274
that picture makes her look like she's covered in a thin plastic coating

I'm sure that's someone's fetish.

>>29325247

Luna
there's no fun in just having a trophy wife handed to you on a silver platter
I want to earn it

>>29325247
I can go out and find a bitch any time I like, but a magical talking horse that can fly?

Holy shit I would be stupid not to to hug luna.

>>29325281
please be trolling

>>29325237
I lol'd.

>>29325247
>Human girlfriend, will progress into a lifelong marriage
>will progress into a lifelong marriage
>lifelong marriage
>as in, not being a happy single for crying out loud
Think you answered right there, chief.

>>29325217

>>29325292

oh, sorry /co/, i- i hope you dont mind me sleeping on your couch. it's just... i got home late and you were already asleep and you looked so peaceful and i just didnt want to maybe possibly wake you up so i just went to sleep here last night. sorry.

>>29325309
haha, wow.

>>29325313
>ponies are over a meter tall and over 1.5 meters long

WHEN DID MY COUCH GET SO BIG

>>29325313

These fucking pictures are going to be the death of me.

>>29325247

I am pretty sure having a magic horse who I can hug at any time will help me win some girls.

>>29325313

it's okay
you can have the bed next time

>>29325313

>>29325313
HNNGGGG

>>29325313
why do i have a couch?

all i have is a futon and a chair

>>29325328
>PTI memes in my pony threads

Yay, my favorite show and my second-favorite show, together at last.

>>29325313
Also I've roosted a dutch oven under here all night. Come smell it!

um, if you want to, that is..

>>29325313
Oh. That means we didn't have sex last night.

Let's make up for that, right now.

>>29325350

Get out of my house

>>29325352

now without moonrune bullshit

>>29325361
B-but... I did it just for you...

>>29325352
>Sex
>With a pony

Sick fuck.

>>29325370
that is disgusting, and you should feel bad.
Fart-fetish is the worst pony
Loli is best, however

>>29325372
>>29325370
>>29325369
>>29325361
>>29325352
>>29325350
>>29325343
>>29325330
>>29325328
>>29325326
>>29325322
>>29325321
>>29325313

damn it anon what did you start

>>29325372

>sex
>with a female

ewwww.

>>29325193
>implying

>>29325350
fluttershy, dont you know what diffusion is? it's been gone for a long time

We need some Sadhattan pony edits.

>>29325389

something that needs to be repeated for all of the mane 6

and trixie

>>29325394

NOPE I'M OUT

evens play video games, odds mess around with SAI

>>29325387
I object to such obviously false statements.

>>29325387
Get your face under the cover right now, jerk. I was joking. The cover is like literally inches away from my ass.

I was hoping for some cunnilingus. but noo. chickenshit.

>>29325372
>Sex with humans
>being attracted to the human form

Disgusting pervert.

>>29325309
faggot

>>29325352
>I am going!!!
what

>>29325394

>>29325394
If you put that head on a pony body we would have something amazing.

And horrifying.

>>29325419
Google translate.

>>29325410
I-is this how you attract men nowadays?

"Hey dude I farted, come smell this shit! Just kidding, lick my cunt."

>>29325420
>>29325405
DOUBLE KILL

>>29325410
damnit faceless

>>>/fimchan/

>>29325428
I see...

>>29325430
No.

I do have a flatulence fetish though. Not on others, but others on me.

Still, I want some wet tongue inside of me.

>>29325410
NOW I WILL BE A VIRGIN FOREVER

>>29325446
>Flatulence fetish

>>29325422
>ponies
>with eyes that aren't big enough to fill their skull

i might be down with this

>>29325433
Tom Bombadill you ass-mangled twat.

Twilight doesn't love you anonymous, she loves Rainbow Dash and Princess Celestia.

I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.

and that is why Twilight is the superior waifu to Fluttershy

>>29325454
You're in a thread full of pony scat pictures, why is this surprising to you?

>This thread

>>29325470
>>29325472
What.

>>29325477
All this attention just for me.

http://sideshowbobfanatic.deviantart.com/gallery/

I'm sorry, /co/

>>29325472
Don't worry, ma'am, I am sure there is a horror like >>29325394 with
Twi too!

>>29325493

stockscream.wav

I fapped to the pizza pony again.

Oh god why can't I stop

>>29325493

Duuuuuude.

>>29325506

>>29325477
dont worry fluttershy. lets just cuddle tonight

>>29325470
I'm okay with this, I'll just get in before they realise, have a quick fling, and then be left even more lonely than I was to start with. When Pinkie will try and cheer me up

>>29325493
But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Why hasn't anyone started dumping porn yet.

>>29325493
HURR IMMA HOESRE

>>29325517
FINE

But tomorrow I want some serious amount of sexings or I'll be clopping one or two off on my own.

Angry, happy, crying or just plain challenging.

I can´t help but want to hug Fluttershy.

>>29325506
Thiiiiiis one?

>>29325534
Because the majority of us aren't furfags.

The ones that are post at the speed of light, though.

>>29325552
Dat face. If I were attracted to cartoon ponies, I could see why someone would masturbate furiously to pepperpony.

>>29325552
This literally made my stomach churn (I have no idea why). This hasn't happened to me in forever.

>>29325535

This fucking face right here, I can't stop laughing.

hi guys can i join in?

>>29325247
>Boner for Pinkie Pie
>Boner for Fluttershy

Yeah, scoring the crazy ones who have been shown to not take rejection very well, good idea.

>>29325493

>>29325565
Hands off bitch, Pizza Pony is mine.

>>29325580
Chill out. She's viscuous enough that you can stick it in anywhere you'd like. And she likes to share.

>>29325580
You aren't me, fucknuts.

Go suck a fuck.

>>29325572
No.

>>29325587
Ow, that's like 3rd degree burns.

>>29325587
I like the way you think Anonymous.

>>29325590
>>29325580
No, I'm pizzafucker!

>>29325595
Naw man, she's cool.

cold pizza is delish

>>29325580
Hold on there, partner.

That was a mighty large if.

So very LARGE

>>29325555
personally I'm not dumping porn because this is a safe for work board and I wouldn't wish marshmallow pony attraction on anyone

>>29325600
no i am

>>29325601
>cold pizza

ew

>Not putting your pizza pony in the fridge

>>29325572
>autobot symbol
>kamina glasses
>on the cutie mark
WHAT THE HELL

>>29325616

>>29325612
>I wouldn't wish marshmallow pony attraction on anyone

Yeah, being addicted to pert pony ass is terrible.

>>29325626
>pert
pfft.
weakling.

>Something about pizza

Whatever.

Celestia thread.

I'm so hungry for pizza and marshmallows

>>29325626
it really is, it's something I really wish I didn't like, but do, so I may as well make use of it

>>29325636
>>29325636
ew, she's so fat.

I've been in this thread for 5 minutes and am now more attracted to ponies than ever before.

Thanks a lot /co/

>>29325650

>>29325655
Misery loves company.

>>29325655
Here, try this.

>>29325657
For some reason, Bon-Bon reminds me of Wanda, from FOP.

>>29324886
>That post, pic, and filename
Perfect.

MLP FiM IS WORSE THAN HITLER!

>>29325641
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6tV11acSRk

>celestia

Does this look like a fucking daytime thread to you, bitch? It's fucking Luna time.

>>29325677
Pink hair and wide hips?

>>29325685
>timezones

>>29325681
Celestia's forearms look like marshmallows.

>>29325685
Do I have to post guillotine series?
Get out.
I am so sad there is no Celestia versions of these pics

>>29325685
deal with it

>>29325685
>Luna

You mean that OC that everybody likes for no reason?

>>29325690
I think it might be the pink hair, but more specifically, the curl. Or whatever it's called.

Now that I'm thinking of crossover ponies to the FOP world, I should go to bed.

>>29325709

Is that supposed to be Megan in the OP's image?

>>29325709
Copulate with thine mother, bitch moor.

>>29325722
Yes, I think

>>29325626
So I take it he started his little tumblr already.

>>29325725
Nay thou

>>29325681
I'd give her 5 minutes if you know what I mean
I mean I'd tuck her in and leave her to sleep in for a while

>>29325535
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAACE?!

>>29325733
This is the same person who did pizzony, right?

>>29325742
Might not be, they draw leg joints differently.

Welp, time to play Monmusu Quest.

>>29325762
That would explain how they sometimes use them to grip things.

What would your parents say if you started dating a small horse?

They would be disgusted in you.

Suddenly quiet.
>>29325804
Sentient*

>>29325804
They'd understand, if it were what made me happy. Love doesn't care about sex, or race, or species.

>>29325804
>implying I would date a horse, even if it magical and sentient

>>29325804
>date

you mean furiously fornicate with to the point of orgasm

>>29325839
I think that's implied

>>29325839
No, I mean to flay its mind with thousands of psychic tendrils

>>29325804
They'd probably feel the same as if you told them you were gay, "Good job passing on my genes Son".

If I wasn't meant to stick my dick into a pony, then why do they have a vagina?

Checkmate, prudes.

>>29325864
They have magic, I'm sure we can work something out

>>29325872
Halflings.

>>29325872
I'm so glad that Preggity brought up the issue of "Wait...what the fuck is going to come out of my vagina in the end?"

because that's what I was thinking from chapter one.

>>29325872
>Anthro

Oh god please no. Anything but that.

>>29325872
>Fornicate with pony
>pony get pregnant
>it's twins
>one is a human child and one is a pony child

>everything went better than expected

>>29325804

Why do people insist on drawing pictures that make me feel infatuated with a cartoon horse?

I mean seriously. Come on guys. This isn't even fair.

>>29325883

So what happened? Because I'm not reading that shit.

>>29325888
it's magic, I'm sure we could have a say in what comes out

obviously an adorable little foal

>>29325893
It's not over yet.

>>29325896

Oh. Okay then.

>>29325895
...so you can fuck it, right?

>>29325862
Oh good, that's what I thought

>>29325895
But what if Lyra is a hardcore unassisted birthophile and refuses to alter the baby.

>>29325906
dude, no, that's sick
it's not even of age yet

>>29325909
Shut up dafty, she'll never leave Bon-Bon

>>29325911
There are no age of consent laws in Equestria

as soon as it can fit, she's ready.

>>29325917
If the flank's blank, you can only wank.

Good night everybody

>>29325925
pfft, okay.

How do think my foal daughter GOT her cutie mark?

>>29325943
by discovering who she was meant to be, and what she wanted to spend the rest of her life doi... oh shit

guess how many fences sweet apple acres has in ponykart

>>29325985
500.

>>29325985

a lot?

>>29325985
9001

>>29325985
what counts as a fence? Two posts and the wood inbetween?

>>29325985
At least 100

>>29325985
1

>>29325985
300 million

>>29325985

57

Here's an MLP question unrelated to your boner preferences. What does Rainbow Dash do for a living?
Rarity owns her own boutique, makes clothing
Pinkie Pie works in a cake shop
Applejack works on an apple farm.
Twilight is a full-time student, presumably gets a stipend from that.
Fluttershy seems to do everything in town that somehow involves animals, including vet and kennel services.

What abour RD? She's shown doing pegasus oddjobs in some episodes like getting rid of clouds, but aside from being a professional athlete she doesn't seem to have any stable occupation or source of income. Is she some sort of dole pony?

>>29326005
Weatherpony. And it's a government job.

>>29326005
We've always assumed that she works as the local weather and air traffic controller for Ponyville, the highest-ranking pegasus civil servant, considering she was the one in charge of the weather in episode 1.
Or, at least, that seems to be the case, from what's been discussed in the past.

>>29326005
I think she works the weather full time

>>29326005
Head of the weather team, probably, she handled all of that stuff during WWU and the summer sun celebration.

It'd be the sort of job where 99% of the time you're not doing anything, but that 1% is really hard word, and dangerous.

>>29326005
Almost sure she works on the public weather department or something.

>>29326005
>getting rid of clouds

That's about it.

>>29326037
and setting up the new ones. If your weather system doesn't work by itself there'd be a lot of orchestration involved, and while Dash likely doesn't do any of the planning it'd still be a pretty involved job

>>29326005
>professional athlete

Yeah, right. She may be the fastest in Equestria (or at least the only one capable of breaking the magic sound barrier) but just like in real life that shit isn't enough to make it in the world of professional sports. Even after the sonic rainboom ad saving the lives of half of the Wonderbolts in front of thousands of witnesses she's still not a member.

Gonna agree with everyone else on the weather thing.

>Element of loyalty ditches her old friend

>>29326074
>implying Dash didn't pretty much say "You can come back when you're not a massive bitch"

>>29326064
I just...I don't see how this is possible. How, after saving the lives of some of the Wonderbolts, after winning the competition, after spending a day with them, did she garner nothing more than a "Hey! I know you." at the gala?

Well, I fucking hope so, Spitfire. I fucking hope you remember the reason you are still alive.

>>29326093
because she... really just isn't good enough. The wonderbolts aren't racers, they're a performance squad, they put each others lives in each others hooves every time they go out flying, and if one of the members can't stay in perfect synchronisation all of their lives are in danger. Dash would get them all killed.

>>29326093
What I mean is, I can see her not being a member of the wonderbolts - trick flying having more to do with teamwork and precision than speed and whatnot. But she should be fucking famous.

>>29326114
>implying she isn't

>>29326114
She didn't just get a "Hey, I know you!", she was invited into the VIP section of THE social event of the year simply because of who she is. She IS famous.

>>29326118
And yet she still felt the need to remind Spitfire of her name?

>>29326124
Spitfire probably has to remember a lot of people. It's a bit of a stretch on our suspension of disbelief, sure, but they'd only met once, at the Best Young Fliers competition. She remembered what she did, but not her name. That's not too implausible.

>>29326074
>taking the pilot episodes seriously

>>29326133
Maybe I'm just sentimental, but I'd remember by heart the name of the person who saved my life. And pulled off a sonic rainboom to do it. And who I subsequently spent the day with.

Wait, nevermind, my theory has changed from "Rainbow isn't famous" to "Spitfire is a fucking moron."

>>29326146
Or she was still suffering from concussion.

Are ponies hair, or are they like their toys? Would their skin feel soft and smooth like pvc plastic, or all matty and hairy all over?

Or are they like real human girls arms: covered in hair, but it's so small and fair-colored, you can't see it unless you look reeeal close or run your hand up and down their arm?

>>29326146
Hey, no worries, I'd be exactly the same way. Personally, I'm no big fan of what we've seen of Spitfire so far. It just seems to me that spending your life dealing with people and being ultra-famous isn't really conducive to remembering the name of every other pony, despite one of those "other ponies" being the stuff of Equestrian legends.

>>29326163

short fur softer than the softest down

>>29326163
covered in hair, but they keep it well cleaned and brushed

Alternatively: this kind of stuff happens to them all the time and isn't all that special.

>>29326146
she probably has to remember a shit tonne of names. She knew exactly who Dash was - "that pony who saved us back in cloudsdale" - but Dash interrupted her before she could say anything else.

>>29326193
This is probably the most likely one. Dash isn't known for patience. Alright, yeah, I can buy it.

>>29326146
Don't worry she makes up for it in season two when she gets rainbowdash a boyfriend

>>29326203
any way you put it, really, you don't invite somebody into the VIP area for no reason

>>29326213
She did save a pie...

>>29326227

>>29325989
>>29325988
>>29325990
>>29325991
>>29325992
>>29325999
>>29326001
>>29326003
754!

>>29326240
that's a lot of fences!
can I crash in to every single one of them?

>>29326227
And in Equestria, that is more noteworthy than being the Element of Loyalty and saving your civilization from eternal night.

Somehow.

>>29326233
Soarin's pie? Right before they invited her for the VIP area? Could be the reason they invited her.

>>29326247
yep!

>>29326252
I'm of the opinion they didn't tell anybody about that. None of them would want the fame that would bring.

This thread is so slow, what's going on?

>>29326258
never mind the whole sonic rainboom thing! Never mind the saving Equestria thing! Never mind saving all of their lives! That pie is worth more than all of it!

>>29326259
GOTYAY

>>29326264
>None of them would want the fame that would bring.

How do you justify this statement. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just wondering what your reasons are for concluding this.

So I found out about the Lineart layer function in SAI, which is super cool because now I can pretend I'm an actual artist and edit line points and pressure and shit instead of pixel editing in Paint.net.

The only question is, what do I do now? I was going to go back and redo carrot top and braeburn yet again for practice, but then I realized people don't want to see the exact same picture over and over.

So what do? Right now I'm thinking Pinkie and Pokey, or Apple Bloom and Spike. General, guide my path.

>>29326240

Wow.

>>29326265
At this time of the day, it's actually still too quick.

>>29326277
AJ already has what she wants, Fluttershy hates attention, Dash wants to be famous from her own merits, not as the avatar of something greater, as does Rarity. Pinkie probably wouldn't mind either way, and just wants whatever makes the others happy, and Twilight never seems to like being the center of attention.

Some of them DO want to be famous, but not just for being famous' sake

>>29326271
It... looked like a good pie?

>>29326313
THE WHOLE WORLD
SAVED.
THE WONDERBOLTS
SAVED.
A hick-pie from nowhereville is a terrible thing to be remembered for saving!

>>29326313
here's a better pie

>>29326361
that's all the prompting i need

pinkie thread!

faster

Damn this thread is slow.

>>29326402

I want to kiss Luna on the lips

>>29326361
>save Pinkie
>get your own party

Well I guess that's a slightly better reward-
>It's manufactured to your liking

What if Luna turns out to be an annoying mary sue

>>29326421

>>29326416
aw that sounds adorab-

wait! ...which lips?

Whatcha thinkin' bout anon?

>>29326430
purple.

my mind is filled with purple, twilight. what do you think this means?

>>29326409

And terrible.

>>29326421
Then she'll be be demonstrably worse than Nyx.

At least Nyx is hot.

>>29326417
>perfect party perpetrated by a pretty pink pony
my christmasses
they're all coming at once

>>29326441
Purple is the color of royalty.

>>29326444
>alicorn
>no wings

>>29326430
if I told you, you'd probably either blush or turn me into a plant

>>29326460
What, the vest covers them completely and it's like they never existed!

What do you mean that's completely retarded?

>>29326460
clearly they're under her stylish vest

pic related, it's you being dumbstupid

>>29326455

That is actually true. It's also the color of magic and mystery. I'm not even making this up.

Holy fuck the meanings of the colors on the mane cast actually fit their personality . WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE.