>Pony fighting game
IT BEGINS

I nominate that this be the official general, and >>29315940 falls by the wayside. This was here first, technically.

Fighting Stick
No keyboards
No game pads
Final destination

>Story mode
Shit's gonna be retarded, yo.

>>29315981

What are you all going to do when the 17th comes around and season 2 is delayed until March?

>>29316059

Gotta unlock the new characters some way bro.

>>29316067
Or a studio fire destroys the masters -- completely ending the series before season 2 even aired?

>>29316059
>they will have 20% cooler in there as well as ten seconds flat
>derpy will show up somehow, even if not as a playable character

Gilda for Sentinel-type

>>29316099
I'm sure Studio B has backups of their Flash files.

GENERAL IS HERE

>>29316131

>>29316131
>>29316131
>>29316131
>>29316131
>>29316131
>>29316131

>>29316115
Derpy will probably be a Dash alt color if not playable.

The other thread doesn't have the real marker, it's missing all of the links. Besides, this one actually has a topic for once, holy shit.

>>29316143
This one was here first, and honestly, it;s much more interesting and with less off-topic metaness.

>>29316146
BUT THE OTHER THREAD HAS A TOPIC TOO!! WHAT DO?!

>>29316170
Delete. Rules are the older thread not saging must be made the general. Do not mess this up for everyone else who does not care about ponies.

>>29316109
Twilight has a teleport. It was in the livestream.

>>29316200
>The more active thread/the one with the marker should be the pony thread

Guess which is both.

Derpy. Just derpy. Trolling everyone everyday.

>Using Applejack to buck everything

Keep it in one thread, horsefuckers.

If there are parries, grabs, reversals, air combos, hyper lvl 3, and tag teams, then this will definitely be an indie game to watch.

So did they give a date as to when they'll finish. Also, lol at losing their shit when Rarity was shown.

Wait? Since when was there a fighting game involving ponies? How long was this shit going on?

>>29316373

"Soon".

There's another general on the front page, you unwashed manchildren.

Reported

Sweet, pony thread.
>There's another general
>It's the official one
>It has nothing to do with anything productive
>Fans want to show everyone they're not retarded

Ironic. Pony fans make absolutely no sense. September 17th can't come fast enough.

>>29316475
>A date in which the floodgates open and all hell breaks loose
>Can't come fast enough

Wat?

>>29316530
Might be presuming mass bannings?

>>29316896
>Implying the sticky thread won't be used as the tool of massive banning.

>>29316958
Won't be surprised if this happens.

>>29316059
>>29316059

well that's a given but still it might be interesting to see what they come up with.

>>29318661
Bans for everyone, what else? I say bring it.

Just hope that it can play like MVC3. Infinite combos on Applejack all day with Rarity in all her fabulous aura. Wonder if her hyper is summoning the Diamond Dogs to mess your shit up?

All of my internet dollars are on Gilda. Just give her a Lvl 3 when she goes apeshit on you, probably all Shin Goku Satsu.

>>29322463
Yes. Yes, this pleases your final boss.

>>29322463
I fall for this every single time man.

Every single time

Nightime thread. Discuss how you want Luna to appear.

>>29322696
I want her to appear using more than two lines

>>29322696

At the end of the season, with only one line.

>>29322696
As voiced by Lauren Faust... with one line.

>>29322651

A challenger approaches!

>>29322696
I don't want her to appear ever again.

HERE YOU GO GORODETSKY. NOW POST JESUS LOVES PONIES 2!

>>29322770

WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT MORE LUNA?

WELL HERE YOU GO!

>>29322770
>hating a character based on her fanon interpretation

cool story bro

thank you based marker

>>29322463

Why would you do that??

D:

>>29322651
>>29322756
>Fight both Luna and Celestia
>Both merge to become the final boss
>It's Ryu

ITBEGINS.jpg

Someone give me something cute and happy to draw
quickly now it's for a friend

>>29322807
Gilda and Dash being happy together

I want Trixie to come back.

>>29322807
someone petting applebloom

>>29322782

I don't know what that is, but I'll give you all I've got!

Hey. Has this fanbase stopped sucking, yet? Or are you still drawing fanart and writing fics about background characters who showed up for 5 seconds

>>29322807
rainbow dash teasing applejack with her hat

>>29322696
appearing out of the fuck of nowhere to help the Mane cast drive back Discord.
Luna herself being more than a little bitter at him over the Nightmare Moon stuff.

>>29322807
Gummy gummying a gummy Gummy.

We know Trixie was the most loved pony of all of Equestria.

>>29322837
Fanbase still sucks, for the most part.

>>29322836
It's babby Derpy, you uncultured swine!

>filename
>Only paint in the pony's face green for super skrull.
Cherilee would frown upon your shitty mspaint skills.

Sup.

>>29322830

Seconded.

Also, more Jesus Ponies!

>>29322860
Shut up Mito, you contribute to the shittiness plenty.

>>29322879
O.K.

>>29322797
Nah, i was kinda hoping she'd been written out of the show, Since Celestia is all the princess the series will ever need.

>>29322872
Hello?

>>29322875

People won't stop bugging me for more grimdark. They say Cupcakes was poorly written and I could do something better.
Right now I'm waistdeep in a Twilight Sparkle rape/snuff fic.

Do birds have clitorises?

>>29322696
>post a pic of a parody of a MVC3 parody
>in a thread where the OP is a fighting parody
I didn't ask for this coincidence.

>>29322896

How's it goin'?

>>29322917
>>29322925
I see where this thread is going.

>MS posted that Littlepip and Calamity drawing
Well now I can go to bed happy

>>29322494
I hope this is a wip

Reposting because I was very happy with this, except Rose is suggesting modifying my earstyle so I'm probably going to work on that next.

>>29322940
The four horse semen of the apocalypse

>>29322952
Oh, my name fell off.

>>29322942
BRB FIMCHIN

>>29322925
No, seeing how they don't have vaginas

>>29322934
Just watched a hilarious stand-up comedy by Eddie Murphy.

That's kinda it.

>>29322968
Lions have vagians

>>29322969

His older stuff is fantastic.

>>29322952
That mane looks great

>>29322952
How are you going to modify your style?
Make the ears more pointy?

>>29322985
More forward-facing. Less side-facing.

>>29322917
No, I'm not. I will never, ever write a fic about snuff, murder, death, or torture. This is stupid.

>>29322968
It's all hormonal then.

>>29322980
But that's not what he asked

How can you people like this crap?

I hope you enjoy being autistic manchildren who shit their pants and live with their parents

>>29322981
I think it was his older stuff, since the whole film was low-quality.


How are you?

>>29323000
You lyin'.

>>29323011
Why did you have a picture of Applejack on your computer

>>29322954
the four horse semen of the candy pocalypse

>>29322967
HOLY SHIT LOL

Fluttershy's hypers is obvious. She would grab the opponent and say something along the lines of "COME TO ME MY CREATURES OF THE FOREST", while a slew of woodland critters followed by the NMM's tiger comes rushing through at the end for massive damage. Her other hyper could be giving the stare to someone and freezing them in place while she goes to town on them for a couple of seconds.
Her lvl 3 hyper could be releasing Psychoshy. She would pin the opponent to the floor, whack them around for a bit saying some extremely crazy lines and then finish it with "Love this fighting? Well then... YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MEEEEE!" The screen then goes dark.

>>29323029
because she is best pony

>>29322998
I am looking forward to seeing your modifications in the next painting you do.

>>29323029
Because he is OK with settling with worst pony.

>>29323011
Don't throw around such harsh language Anonymous, you might hurt someone's feelings.

Hey guys, my mom is still out of town so I have to order groceries from Safeway and have them delivered

What should I get, I actually want to try making some meals myself for once

>>29323012

He hasn't done anything funny in like twenty years, so that seems likely.

Doin' alright. Drawin' a Diamond Dog. You?

>>29323065
That ain't Rarity.

>>29323071
Beef jerky and pineapples.

>>29323071
Steak, bacon, Burgers, bread and potatoes.

>>29323071
>hey guys, my mom...

Stopped, turned 360 degrees and moonwalked away.

>>29323066
That's not harsh language
Vietnamese is a harsh language.

>>29323076
Aww shit you did not just go there.

>>29323099
Which episode is that from?

>>29323075
>nothing funny in twenty years

that's a shame.

I'm tired, and a little grumpy.

I'm not going to say "What the fuck?" because I know exactly why this exists, though I wish I didn't.

>>29323107
Green isn't your color.

>>29323086
Yes to the last four, but I hate steak.

>>29323095
Vietnamese sounds fucking weird!

How about German?
Isn't that unanimously considered to be "The Angry Language".

>>29323124
That's not possible.

I'm not going through the stream for all of the info, but did anyone listen as to whether or not they're actually going to have hypers and lvl 3s? And as for music, do they have eurobeat working them, or is it someone else?

>>29323120
Is that Tom Preston

>>29323107
I can tell from the clouds it's Dragonshy

>>29323099
She's not even that generous.

>>29323135
It's gross, though. Eating steak is like eating a shoe made of meat

Oh, SB!

Was it intentional for RD to look flirty in >>29322952?

>>29323164
I suppose it depends on how the steak is done, but im not a fan either.

>>29323109

Shit sucks. Pretty tired myself but I have a four day weekend and I am going to make the most of it.

Also, my Captcha was a penis.

>>29323148
you're right... otherwise she would have fucked that handsome devil of a dragon named Spike...
and you would think she's older than him by alot. but she was just a little filly when he was born. So she's only a few years ahead of him...

I say she should just do him. hard. and good.
REALLY GOOD.

>>29323133
Yes
I believe one of the members of rammstein said something along those lines.

>>29323137
They showed a couple Hypers from Twi and AJ, and they said that there will be Lv 3s, too.
As for music, >pic related

>>29323137
The applejack stage is done by this guy I think
http://www.youtube.com/user/RainbowCrash88

>>29323204
He has a point ya know, Rarity.

oh shit the new opeth album leaked. how did i not know about this the moment it happened

If we were to conduct a Schrödinger's Pony experiment, which pony would we use?

You are now fighting Rarity to this theme in order to unlock her
And there's only one shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLVcP9LmRyU#t=00m50s

>>29323247
WHAT?!?!?!

>>29323259
>metalcore

No

>>29323247

>New Opeth album

Today is a good day.

>>29323180
I don't really know what I was doing for. Some people think she looks seductive. Some said she looks high. I kinda think she looks like she just woke up, hence the messy hair.

>>29323250
Well, it probably wouldn't make sense to use Pinky Pie. Seeing as she has her own laws of physics.

>>29323296
If I've heard of a band its not good.

>>29323296
Couldn't agree more.

>>29323239
But she's the goddamn element of generosity, she would give you anything within reason if you were to ask.

>>29323303
to me she looks "too cool for you"
different interpretations makes in an good art

>>29323137
Also, there seems to be a big number of characters, much more than the named important cast. It's safe to say characters like Lyra, Derpy and Bon Bon are going to be characters, but since they won't be officially shown in an episode until after or WAY after september 17th, they might go the capcom route and release characters as time goes on.

>>29323332
>that feel when none of my female friends are generous enough to teach me what sex is like

>>29323319
Here, enjoy this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlckGFcUEw

>>29323343
NOT HIP ENOUGH

>>29323335
This, I guess.

>>29323363

>>29323315
It would have to be someone expendable.

Scootaloo it is.

>>29323363
All the hip kids listen to stuff like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGRsg9YyRRo

have you ponies listened to this album yet? because it's good.

>>29323407
How...

Naughty.

Speaking of music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
Rarity music

>>29323363
The drummer is from Mr. Bungle.

Also this song's better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw4SxkWF3ck

from the new opeth album

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9n_Z7KHRqo

Which pony would listen to this song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY-MV7BNHCA

If scootaloo had a fighting theme what would it be?

Hey, so I know that Ask Pinkamina and Ask Berry Punch are pretty popular, but what do you guys think of ask-twilight?
http://ask-twilightsparkle.tumblr.com/
Aside from yet another Cupcakes reference, I think this one's my favorite. Any other ask tumblrs you guys think are good?

Suddenly...

Hipsters!

Many of them!

>>29323363
hows about this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KET11SOC5YA

>>29322463
What was in this post?

>/mu/ mode

Buh, okay i'm on it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTrZo52KxW8

>>29323471
Child Ponygraphy

>>29323465
the final countdown, because she's a filly and has a very narrow knowledge of music and would not know any other more appropriate songs

>fighting game
>With Pinkie
Back the fuck up, bitch, this is not a playable character, this is the final boss. Have you ever been hit with a sonic laughter that can reach frequencies to the point that your entire body can shatter upon feeling them? Pinkie Pie, the Eldritch Abomination from Aku's happy butthole itself will do just that, but not before she stuffs you with 20 super sized cupcakes and then happily skips on your swollen stomach until you throw up in pain. And just when you think you're ready to take her on, BAM! you just got hit with a car driven by the laughter god herself with Loki in the passenger seat smoking a blunt. Where did she get a car in Equestria and how did she end up with Loki? Celestia, move that fat ass over, it's the element of laughter, bitch nigga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJUahsj3PQ8
Wheres my Pony crossing godammit.

>>29323412
*brohoof*

This is the classiest song about a serial child rapist and murderer ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7nMYsRMJTM

>>29323510

im sure you ponies are too mainstream to have listened to this.

you all need this modern religion

I wanted to make something nice for once

>>29323467
That's a great one, but I think the jokes are not very good...

Unless of course, the jokes are that Twilight's long winded explanations are HILARIOUSLY long winded and not meant to be funny. Then the jokes would be funny, because it would be ironic.

It's got a great artstyle too, and the artist is capable of doing alot of great facial expressions that you might even expect from the show it'self.

>>29323493
Ok, that made me laugh.

>>29323530
Rainbow Dash wants to fuck

>>29323530
You sick fuck.

>>29323493
>Pinkie Pie
>Final Boss
>mfw super hard mode vs Pinkie Pie and 5 seconds in
>K.O.
>PINKIE PIE WINS, NO SECOND ROUND.

>>29323529
>mfw i think you forgot the album art but i know exactly what the spoiler text is talking about

>>29323467
Yeah, that one's great. I need to get around to watching Inception at some point so I understand what on earth's going on at the end of that last one, though.
http://askthediamonddogs.tumblr.com/
Is another good one that started recently, it's run by one of our tripfans, forget which.

>>29323530
I knew I forgot something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buXJlBd3Mf8

>>29323530
It is nice glitter, even though dash's wings are gone

>>29323530
>hat thievery

I guess larceny is RELATIVELY nice for you.

>>29323492
Yeah she apparently listens to alot of 80's music, I would expect her to draw from that pool of knowledge.

>>29323565

>>29323578
>Rainbow Dash
>Unicorn

>>29323573
Klondike.

Namefag. No trip.

>>29323578
Dohoho.

You got Twilight's cutie mark wrong too

>>29323618
He also forgot to draw apples on the appletrees.

Weaver, we need a Pony Quest.

If you must make it a Snails Poon Quest. I'll take what I can get.

>>29323467
What.

>>29323606
sweet jesus what is this

>>29323639
They're not apple trees, just regular trees

anyway here it is fixed

soashamedpony has posted again on fimchan's clopfic thread.

>fighting game
>with Rarity
Do you know about style? Do you know about eloquence? How about 15 different ways that you could be wearing that ugly ass fedora, that suit you think you look good in and those aviators in order to compliment your "heavy set" looks? While you were thinking about that, Rarity found 15 different ways to make you wear them while being her bitch, you just got beat by a needle and thread. You DO NOT know about looking good in a fight when this lady prances out of her house and stomps your balls in with her new shoes, which she'll gladly shove down your throat after ruining them. Here's a new fashion for you to wear: red, white, and a little bit of purple mixed in. That's the element of generosity "generously" standing on top of your battered body being the lady she is, a badass designer.

>>29323676
this is just an nice artpic for once....hmm...maybe your not such a bad guy after all...

Little House on the Quarry by RagingSemi
Other BG Pony, Pinkie Pie
Complete • F/M • 3rd • Rape, Sex, Underage • Explicit
A rapefic. Pinkie's Amish father rapes young filly Pinkamena.

>>29323695
Do Dash next.

>>29323676
>mfw my request from the beginning of the thread
thank you good sir

>>29323685
NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER.

>>29323606
fucking ken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ucxzA4stxw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIu3MmaMGuE
Just realized I don't have a gif of her bobbing along, anyone have it?

>>29323685
For the life of me, I can't see why people find this stuff erotic.

>>29323676
I don't fucking know

>>29323737
Awesome!

uh, guys? there isn't enough best pony in this thread...MORE FLUTTERSHY

>>29323736
You don't need to know why it is. It just is.

>>29323761
That's not a pony.

>>29323656
Even though I despise unnecessary grimdarkification with a passion, I did rather enjoy the newest update of Twilight reading Cupcakes just for her face in the last panel. Whoever draws this blog is a god at facial expressions.

>>29323737

Now there's a game that's impossible to ever win.

>>29323761
Sure, why not.

>>29323761
>best pony
>not Twilight

>>29323761

YES SIR!

>>29323736
It's weird. I really dislike watersports and scat, and even if you turn it into juice and cake or what the fuck ever it's still off-putting.

But I like the futa bits. There, I said it.

>>29323762
Well, every fetish has a explanation for its appeal on some level. What is scat's?

Is it the degradation...?

>>29323794
Same, the futa parts appeal to me, but the other stuff...I'm not dissing it, I just don't understand it.

>>29323761

>>29323732
>implying "Moody's Shuffle" and "Everybody Jump Around" both aren't sup-

WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT IT'S JET SET RADIO NIGGERS FUCK YEAH!

>>29323732

>fighting game
>with Twilight Sparkle
Magic can bring your pet Fluffy back from the dead in order to give you that last hug you always wanted, except it involves your jugular. Science can arm your pet Fluffy when it was alive so that she could anally rape you with its missiles for all that shitty dry food you've been giving it. Twilight Sparkle can re-animate your dead dog Fluffy with magic then arm it with missiles that have a course set straight for your balls. You think this pony is a nerd that can't do jack shit in a fight, well you can't do much thinking when she's summoned a fucking meteor to heat-seek your ass and then use science in order to pick out the best one to splatter your body all over the pavement. Dr. Doom once said "Shit, I wish I was Twilight Sparkle so that I could be a master of science and magic like she is" Too bad he died in a mysterious accident involving math but that shit doesn't matter to Capcom now that they have Twilight Sparkle to replace that cape wearing midget. Put the words science and magic together and you'll get "Magience". How bitching is that word, not as bitching as opening up your webster's dictionary to find it and finding a picture of the element of magic staring into your soul.

Jerkin off to ponies, bro?

>>29323825
Thanks

I will now go brush.

>>29323736
I didn't think to much of the main body of this one either, but the memory erasure was kinda hot for me because thatismyfetish.png

>>29323843

>>29323872

>>29323843
What kind of sick deviant would lurk in these threads if they didn't?

>>29323839
>Dr. Doom
>cape wearing midget
Either it's extremely late, or that was actually funny because I just laughed a little bit too loud.

>>29323882
Former.

>>29323881
Probably me

>>29323843
Oh c'mon, i just check back from a Fluttershy/bloomberg fapfic at this i what I see?

Bullshit.

>>29323780
>>29323788
>>29323828
>>29323872
>>29323880

thanks guys, it's tough to feel down when Fluttershy's around.
I'm going to bed, but I just wanted you to know, you're all OK in my book.

>>29323843
>>29323881
Celestia asking me if I'm fapping to ponies is my fetish.

>>29323905

>>29323881
I actually don't make a habit of it. I like looking at some erotic art, but for the most part, I don't fap to it.

>>29323900
>Fluttershy/Bloomberg fapfic
Haha, what? Link please.

>>29323891

Well I actually chuckled, that was ok. Better than the fanfiction, we should really have a laugh-off instead and come up with the most ridiculous stuff.

late nite fluttershy thread needs late nite fluttershy.

>>29323905
It's because they're her little ponies man.

twilight is best pony. no contest.

>>29323919
That's a shame because there's so much it's sometimes hard to keep up with

>>29323931

>>29323921
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10avwXZHbRmNMtItnUZfG4xgpYLA_gGVP6DJrCt_7LoE/edit?hl=en_US

>>29323946

>>29323905

when are they gonna finish that pic?

>>29323839
>The Hub Vs Capcom
Fund it.

Fluttershy thread aye?

Well I made this a while ago, hope it helps.

DUNGEON!

>>29323958
never.

>>29323967

I had a dream where Twilight kissed me. There weren't even any other ponies, we were like exploring an underwater city in submarines and she just turned a kissed me deeply. It was weird.

>>29323958
I dunno, some weird folks around here

fluttershy thread eh?

IT'S A CONSPIRACY

>>29323843
Nope, Celestia, only to the woman who does your voice...
oh who am i kidding, Celestia Forever.

>>29323980
tell me more.

>>29323956
No pony smut here

>>29323980

words cannot express how jelly I am

>>29323994
>you will never have a little pony to be friends with

>>29323998
It's not often i get to report the creator of EFG.

>>29324004

that pony fighting game gonna flop hard, we never see any other playable character 'cept Applejack.

>>29323956
This picture was totally safe and there was no reason to delete it Mr Janitor

>>29324004
Just hug your monitor.

>>29323998
Let's just enjoy cute things, like ponies and ice cream

>>29323994

Um... okay... it was a very good kiss, passionate and loving. And then we discovered a tribe of sentient beings who evolved underwater from shrimp. You know, science adventure type stuff.

>>29324004

now i has a sad

>>29323980
I had a dream where I was brushing Celestia's hair, and her wings brushed against my cheek, and it made me blush, and she asked me what was the matter. I stammered for a few seconds, then she used her wings to sort of cradle my face, and kissed me. I woke up shortly afterwards. It was honestly one of the most wonderful dreams I've had. Her fur and her wings just felt so unbelievably soft, like water made of silk.

>>29324004
What i wouldn't give to be able to wake up next to Twilight.

>>29324004
Like i'd want to be friends with a loser who lost her friends to her outbreaks.
i can't go to the fucking bathroom without having you go on and on about Gummy.

WE GET IT PINKIE PIE, HE'S A YEAR OLDER. ONE MORE YEAR OFF OF THE "I HOPE HE DOESN'T FUCKING EAT ME" CHART.

>>29324038

...I think I need a cold shower.

>>29324038
What tumblr is this from?
>>29323994
same with this

>>29323932
They're HER little ponies.

And she's letting ME fap to them...

why does that idea turn me on so much

5am ponies? Why not?

>>29323994

Anyone have the original pic of twilight in that pose?

>fighting game
>with Rainbow Dash
Oh shit. In the time it took you to read those two words, a blue blur just punched you in the dick over 50 times, guess who's not having kids (not that you actually had a chance)? Ever been hit by a flying pony who can bend the laws of physics and go at dangerous speeds to save her friend, stop in mid-air without any prebraking at all and not splatter he guts all over the floor? Rainbow Dash can show you on how you can utterly fail on the last part while your all over a fifteen mile radius. She's no Flash, but she won't need 20% of her speed in order to fuck you up from Ponyville to South Equestfrica in 10 seconds flat. She'll even get her griffon dyke girlfriend in for a threesome, hope you like clawmarks all over your back, face and organs. You think you can keep up with the element of loyalty, only thing she is loyal to is the almighty vagina, and although you act like one she'll definitely replace your 2 incher with your very own "love"hole.

>>29324063

>>29324062

>>29324080
>only thing she is loyal to is the almighty vagina

>>29324038

I've had that dream... I know that feel.

>>29324062
Because she loves them and wants them to feel good ofc.

>>29323994
I was rewatching Thank You For Smoking earlier, and as soon as I saw this pic, the phrase "I want to fuck you while I watch you on TV" came to mind.

>>29324008
Reported for what
There's nothing even remotely NWS about that picture
or this one

>>29324066
that is the original pic.

>>29324062
If John Joseco's art trade with Kloudmutt isn't provocative and in pony form I'm quitting the fandom forever

>>29324112

What?
She never made a pose like that in the original show?

I dunno what to post so more Fluttershy

>>29324119
I want him to draw a vagina on a pony.

just once.

>>29324105
Pinkie sure wants that candy!

>>29324126
I bet a kissing booth would be more profitable.

I really need to stop waifufagging Twilight and get my head back in reality long enough to get a girlfriend.

>>29324126
What a cheap slut.

>>29324087
>she doesn't value them enough to care

ftfy.

>>29324142
What a terrible idea.

>>29324133
Of course she does, Pinkie Pie loves candy

>>29324154

seriously
whats wrong with you
god

I know a girl in real life who does a really good Fluttershy voice and would probably talk dirty to me in that voice if I asked.
Life is weird sometimes.

>>29324142
We can share.

>>29324163
>mfw when I first thought someone photoshopped it to says cocks

Do you "bronies" realize that you are a disgrace to humanity? Your mere existence is worse than Hitler, the Soviets, Native American Genocide, and all suffering and death to come combined. Know why? Because your predecessors survived through it, and you spend your days wishing that you could have sex with a horse. How would your medieval ancestors, breaking their backs in fields just to have their towns pillaged and raped feel about you slobbering over this shit? You are literally the lowest of the low, the scum of the earth.

>>29324154
>>29324163

It's the fact that Twilight doesn't exist, and even if she did there would only be one of her and it's doubtful I'd be the one for her.

So unless Pinkie Pie comes bursting through the fourth wall to kidnap me to Ponyville and throws a big party specifically to hook Twilight up with me, it's not gonna happen... never going to happen... ;_;

>>29324205
I read that on Paheal already.

>>29324224
Exactly my point, ponyfucker.

>>29324205

>>29324205
I don't know what you're talking about this is all perfectly innocuous fanart and anyone suggesting otherwise is pretty messed up

does anyone have some images of adorable twilight in pajamas snuggling with her books? ive seen one, and it has left me hungering for more

140 images already

>>29324205
I object, sir, I wish merely to copulate with the most adorable of marshmallow pony! My penis shall not pass the gates of any horse vagina.

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>>29324260
I don't know how much you know about female anatomy but vaginas don't have gates

>>29324205

>xD u mad i am epic win trolling you xDDDD

Huh, could've sworn I clicked on /co/.

>fighting game
>with Applejack
"She's the worst pony. She can't do anything as well as the others." I'd love to hear you even spit those words out after this lil' missy went bucking bronco all over your face. Those are not freckles on her face, those are the tattoos of her clan each one representing some dumbasses thinking he could take on this southern fury, and I heard she's saving a spot for the Princess' wrinkled old ass when she gets tired of working on a farm. Ever wondered why she doesn't have a duster to go with that hat? She did, it just got too stained from the blood of all those injuns or native equestrians or whatever you want to call that extinct species. Oh that's right, next time you meet someone who destroyed an entire race, don't call her racist, she might go for yours next. So come on down to Apple Acre Farms and share a good time with the orange pony who may or may not use you as fertilizer for her crops. That is not a joke, the element of Truth does not lie, she just takes out a few words from truths like she rips out a few spines from Fluttershy's critters.

>>29324219
don't let her leave without me, anonymous
;_;

>>29324240
what is so erotic about ponies holding their hooves in front of their chests.

why is that hot

that pose gets me going every time

why

>>29324142
>pony waifufagging
Why my mind can't stop reminding me that my first waifu is a low tier eldritch abomination that will probably fuck my shit up painfully if I ever met it, not mentioning the fact it is the reason i picked him as waifutier being? And the second one is mass produced war machine, just with couple of AI scripts to keep it flying in a sky? There is totally nothing wrong with this. Really, i just want to laugh at you for a while ;_;

>Getting trolled
>2011

>>29324270
Horse vaginas do, trust me I am an expert

>>29324277

>it just got too stained from the blood of all those injuns or native equestrians or whatever you want to call that extinct species.

>>29324273
A pony thread on /co/. Sometimes it's like a shortcut to /b/ (well, and /d/). Sad but true.

>You will never shoot thick gooey strands of semen across Rarity's beautiful face and mane

>>29324284
I have no idea what you mean

>>29323769
Hadn't seen your name here in a while.

inb4 image limit

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>>29324277
And Fluttershy doesn't get one because it's the end of the thread! Doo doo doo, doo do doo.

>>29324316
why would I want to do that?
I'd love to add a dash of my own colour to Rainbow, though

>>29324284
...fuuuuuuck...

>>29324316

that's not semen...

>>29323994

If I wasn't a already a waifuing faggot for Twilight... that picture would have done it.

>>29324284
it's like women when they cover their breasts.
except ironically, ponies anatomically have breasts alittle above the lower area, around the reproductive organ, that's why they're sometimes called. Crotch boobs.

>>29324331
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did you really write all those?

>>29324316
Why are her legs about twice the length they should be

>>29324316
It's weird. I know this artist is or used to be some kind of furry shitstorm epicenter, but...she does cute ponies so I'm okay with it I guess.

>>29324336
actually, there are some people that can infact shoot yellow semen. (no not piss or thicken piss, actual yellow semen)

>>29324373

keyword: some

>>29324344
Yes. Just inspired by the Flash explanations pic and the over the top descriptions they make of him. They give a chuckle or two every once in a while.

>>29324384
Thanks for writing them, I'd save em, but I'm a lazy bastard and no good at cropping.

I drew a Diamond Dog.

>>29324379
oh so you want to get technical huh? okay.

IT'S YELLOW- correct me if i'm wrong..
It's yellow...
so we can see it on her white coat.

HEEELLOOO MCFLY, ANYBODY HOME? HELLO?

So thread´s slow or are we just waiting for a new one?

>>29324411
Yellow ponies?
Are we talking about Scratch?

>>29324417

Most likely a little of column A, a little of Column B.

>>29324411
but what if we couldn't see it on her coat. What if it just blended in. And nobody else would notice, but she'd know.

>>29324411

it still looks like urine
which kind of kills the hotness of it

>>29324432
>Rarity's coat is not naturally white

>>29324434
well that's your own deal...
butthead, thanks for complaining...
you whine more than Rarity.

Hey guys, here's an idea. How about we stop with the generals until September 17th?

>>29324453
Hmm.

Nah.

>>29324434

If your urine is ever gooey like that, you may want to see a doctor.

>>29324453

HA
AHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh you are just too much

>>29324453
We made it all the way after so many claimed they'd die out early in the summer.

We won.

Deal w/ it.

>>29324453

I would rather we didn't stop. It's nice to be contained in here. /co/ bitches enough about ponies, I'd hate for the idiots that run amok in these threads to start trying to post ponies in the other threads.

On a lighter note, Diamond Dogs are awesome to draw. I will be drawing more.

>Scratch is actually yellow.
>Celestia is actually pink

Are there any other confused colors? Pretty sure Rarity isn't actually pure white...

>>29324453

I actually think that is a very good i--

....

No.

>>29324465
Light blue.

>>29324465
her outline is light grey, so she's pretty white

>>29324458
No wait, hear me out. We give ourselves a self-imposed exile from ponies, actually enjoy life and then ruin it when september 17th hits. It'll be good for everyone, especially since everyone on /co/ who just wants to have a regular September 17th is going to have their day fucked sideways.

>>29324477
I enjoy both my life, and ponies.

So.
Still nah.

>>29324477

Are you trying to say you can't enjoy life when ponies are involved?

>>29324477

Pinkie Pie still breaks into my dreams everynow and then. I don't think taking a break from ponies will make her happy.

>>29324477

I show up on threads like every 2 weeks or so and enjoy life outside the 4chans. So nope.

>>29324497
Now there are people like this; who really, really need a break.

>>29324502
like I would take a break. I'd go elsewhere. Probably to ponychan. And then somewhere else after I'm banned 15 minutes later

>>29324477
Does masturbating to ponies void the exile?

If so, then no way can I manage that.

>>29324502

I agree with you. Entirely. But seriously, I have had too many dreams featuring her and I think I need therapy. The longer I go without trying to think about ponies the harder she messes with my dreams.

Look, it's the same shit of nothing every single freaking day. The reason MS and RS and all those others doesn't come hear as much as before isn't because these threads have gotten shittier, which is a byproduct of there being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. Look at the Avatar guys, they know when to stop so that they can get the ultimate hype. Point is, you keep on going like this and season 2 is going to not feel as exciting as it should. Also, a mod should discuss shit with you guys, so that September 17th won't be as hectic and there's the chance everyone posting in the inevitable sticky might get banned.

>>29324477
how about- we take those our ideas, and push them into consideration

haha no but seriously. even if you by some miraculous moment convince US to leave.

what makes you think that it'll end?

we're not ALL hiveminds you know. we are just 1 group. of 10-15 who knows how many groups of MLP fans you have. some have jobs, some are free at times, others aren't free all the time. but we're like a company. it's not run just by a small group. but rather. a gigantic group.

kinda like when you walk into a k-mart/walmart/whereverfootlocker. you think the clerks are the only ones working in there? no... there are many more people in the back. or in the warehouses.

>>29324477
Why would I want to fuck my /co/mrades' lives sideways? I mean, some deserve, and a lot in these here threads do, but everyone's? Nah.

>>29324521
> others doesn't come hear as much as before isn't because these threads have gotten shittier,

Not many people need to proofread short posts. You are one of the people that do.

>>29324511
>does masturbating to ponies
You don't need an exile. You need extermination of ponies for a good two weeks.

>>29324540
I can't resist their flanks.

>>29324521
Wait, those faggots are shitting here less? So there's another time slot where threads might feel better? Awesome!

>>29324538
How about, shut up I just woke up. Seriously, a small break would do no one any harm. Or even better, you guys have self control and can easily get off the pony wagon, right? Then do it until September 17th.

>>29324521
I think this was a nice thread.

Just saying.

Besides the porn and shit.

I'm going for a nap dont have too much fun without me.

>>29324555
tripfail, though

>>29324573
not everyone is here all the time, you know? "Anonymous" is more than one person

>>29324593
herp

>>29324573
I'll do it. if you do me a favor.
stay off of 4chan for 3 weeks.

see? relaxation. fun. freedom. doesn't it taste sweet?
no? you still want us to leave? what's the matter? can't live without 4chan? is 4chan your life? ponies aren't my life, but there sure are others who tend to disagree.

this is my first day back. you're not allowed to tell me to leave and stop talking about what i like.

That's not fair to me.

I have a disturbingly strong desire to fuck Celestia until she cries.

>>29324596
The rules spread to those not in the know way after they were taken down from the front page, this can easily be done. It would be interesting to see how much self control people actually have. I'll be gone until September 17th.

>>29324521
Who cares about MS and RS.

I'm here for ponies and nothing else.

>>29324609
I think you would be the one crying there anonymous.

>>29324612
Okay, have fun with that, these threads will stay here because some people like to talk about ponies in addition to everything else, not instead of.

>>29324613
Who is RS?

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Switch PLACES

>>29324606
I just would like to say: T-t-t-tooooooold

>>29324636
Raging Semi, a writefag

>>29324636
i dunno... RagingSemi?

>>29324521
RS posts here all the fucking time, so does MS, what the fuck are you smoking?

And who gives a shit if they post here or not? Jesus, let it go man.

Oh hey look that guy got what he wanted.
everyone has gone to bed.
well i better be off to bed too.
sleepy.

don't get to comfortable though "guy",
cause the "other guys" will soon be here to take over.

not saying that in a bad way... just- giving you a heads up.

what thread are we even in?

>>29324726

This one.
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