nobody frolics like Pinkie Pie

so yeah the last-last thread's going to the abyss because some assmunch is whoring out nyx pictures so the marker can't be posted there.

It needs more burlesque dressed Pinkie

That's really more of a saunter

>>29298934
a delightfully whimsical gait

Answer me this, tripfags

What is Pinkie Pie's favourite board game?

>>29298886

Twilight loves to frolic!

(wobble wobble wobble)

>>29298926

as you wish

I fucking HATE horse WalkCycles!

>>29298966
Tape? Magic? Inexplicable science?
Also, why only tripfags?

>>29298974

YEAH!

That's of course when Pinkie bothers to do anything resembling walking.

>>29298982

>>29298970
Monopony?

>mfw I realize there is no TrixiexLuna

>>29298966
I'm gonna say tape.

>>29298970
full-contact Twister

>>29299002
SHE IS JUST THAT DAMN HIGH CONSTANTLY. ALSO YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF HER.

>>29298966
Pony skin is more similar to the underside of an octopus tentacle, being covered in thousands of tiny suckers. While on most of the body their grip is mainly reflexive, the ones on the hooves are controlled at will.

saved from previous thread

>>29299001

squish

This thread's off to a good start too

>>29299038
Needs my context.

>>29299022
Oh you poor thing.
You weren't here for it.
The old days.
The bad days.
The all or nothing days.

>>29298966

The only answer to questions dealing with absurdities is to blame it on Jew magic.

>>29298923
okay because you called me mean names I deleted them.

do your marker shit or whatever

I fucking hate when someone unnamed posts the marker, you never know if he's there or not. god damnit.

>>29299038
holy shit you saved something i put together in like five minutes? seriously? i feel so chuffed, my heart's fit to bursting, thank you anon

>>29299001

According to the top rated comment, not like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qc6o7znTA0&feature=player_embedded#!

>>29299008

>>29299065
>old days
>bad days

nigga what?

The longer you look, the funnier it gets.

>>29299067
>>29299068

pfft and you can't even do it anyway

fucking marvelous.

>>29299092
>implying that unicorn horns aren't penises

>>29299070
That was a nicely done little bit.

>>29299115
Well I can't anyways because I don't have the marker password. and some anonymous douchenozzle just whomped it onto the last thread after the thread it was stolen to 404'd.
>>29298079

>>29299089
I just like saying it.

>>29299070
>Implying I didn't already save it.

Twilight would like to show you some of her favourite plot devices.

So this guy is uploading all of the French dubs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWD_lc40VDw&t=430s

FRENCH GILDA MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY IN MY PANTS

So, Valve like ponies...

>>29299122
>>29299162
it was so difficult to stop myself from expanding that into something massively long, it just pops into your head and you can't stop the words when they decide to make themselves known and i was so sure it was going to turn out shit because i've never written something short that wasn't shit before
you guys are all the best, thank you for your kind words, i need to stop and recuperate so i don't vomit out an endless torrent of words

>>29299187
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWD_lc40VDw&t=430s
...
Oh god that voice! I...damn it I need more gilda art!

>>29299215
Avoiding the temptation to turn a praised shortfic into a full length fanfiction is the first step towards true shortfic mastery.

>>29299187
I actually like the french Dash better than Gilda (although I must say, Gilda actually sounds pretty close to her english voice).
French Pinkie doesn't seem to have NEAR enough energy though.

Gonna do a piece of Mrs. Cake being promiscuous with BonBon.

>>29299205
Oh look what came from /v/.

Anyways that has been in there years before FiM.

>>29299322
so what you're saying is gayben is a time traveler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pzN5EETOLw&feature=feedf

>>29299205
That's old dude.

>>29299318

>>29299346
>ponies did not exist before 2010

>>29299350
Neat

>>29299187
How did I miss Dash's face in this scene before now? Could someone with a higher quality vid saved please make a cap of this scene?

>>29299262
I guess I can help you with that.
http://www.mediafire.com/?3po2mrrxzee3o7x
http://www.mediafire.com/?3nnb4o4s5sod0e3

http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131485635572-sweet_and_sour.jpg

>>29299418
Ugh, only for you anon.

>>29299441
Someone should send the FBI this link, I think they would get a kick out of it

>>29299441
>humanised CMC sex
That's...
welp.

>>29299481
Thankyou!

>>29299441

I really need to get over this obsession with clicking on spoilers and picture links.

>>29299502
>>29299486
It's not the first one
[Spoiler]"CMC Cum dumpsters, YAY!"[/spoiler]

But this one...

>>29299418
Those two pull a LOT of cute face at each other in that episode.

>>29299486
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhNCrHvp3js

>>29299022
here you go

>>29299542
Well I apparently need some sleep. My typings getting sloppy.

Pacce, thanks for the gilda stuff.

>>29299544
Damnit gilda, you're an antagonist. You're a massive bitch. So why are you so goddamn cute?

>>29299542
Also, nude Apple bloom displeased with her massive filly filler. And all by Megasweet.

>>29299527
>twilight has no eyes

>>29299583

I'm just waiting for someone to send those to the t-shirt company who's buying his shit.

Maybe I shouldn't have posted this. Oh well.

>>29299594
She's a hentai protagonist

>>29299579
You're welcome.
>>29299581
That is a good question.

>>29299583
Also there was an applebloom pov where she made your dick disappear.
Also megasweet.

>>29299613
>I'm just waiting for someone to send those to the t-shirt company who's buying his shit.

This is actually done. Mostly by competing artists, but I wouldn't be surprised if a troll does it.

>>29299486
>close window
>close browser
>delete cache
>delete system32
>delete harddrive
>rub magnet on harddrive
>throw in trash
>call police
>call fbi
>burn down house
>run to Mexico

Can someone here post that Colgate pic licking the screen please?

>>29299546
Goddamnit, that video. At least Kiwiloo finally got to fly...

>>29299666

>>29299666
Why?
Research?

Once again jesus proves to be hangover proof/.

>>29299625
Plenty of Disco stuff.

Oh, and here's the story for the pic.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=366&warning=9

>>29299659
I WANT
TO TAP THAT DEAD ASS
SO HARD
WITH A DILDO
THIS LONG

>>29299659
damnit pinkie
stop being sexy
you're a cartoon pony
cartoon ponies are not allowed to be sexy

>>29299691

Jesus-kun, I made you something

>>29299679
Thanks

>>29299695
>Pinkamina wanting to fuck her own dead body in a burlesque outfit

thisismyfetish.jpg

I wonder the opening for season 2 will be something like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trf002vigUA

>>29299725
No problem brony.

Have some Nyx as a bonus gift.

>>29299691
Sadly, I didn't drink any water last night.
So my head was fucking splitting open this morning.

Also, we've decided that Gilda is too cute. Discuss?

>>29299717
>>29299717
It's just like how I pictured it!

>>29299741
I hope not.

How do I create animated gif ?

>>29299441
hahahaha I love that "what the fuck am I doing" expression Soarin has

>>29299760
h... how did you do that?

>>29299704

>>29299750

I drew rabnow dash bad on purpose because shes a fag and the Quran says gays are illegal. hope you liked it

>>29299760
what the f-

no

HOW the fuck did you manage this?

>>29299760
this looks ok to me

>>29299760
misspiego

>>29299748

I can't argue with that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3DnhD8Gls

>>29299760
Good God, She's trying to escape!

>>29299790
It gets the Golden Gummy. I can only assume that that is a good thing.

>>29299811
I always hate that video because of "SHE'S GOT THE LAST G3 APPLEJACK!"

we hate g3.

>>29299788
no pinkie
I said stop
that's not stopping at all

>>29299748
She's cute as long as she doesn't talk. It would be nice to get a griffin that doesn't spit out bad 90's phrases.

>>29299748
Gilda's big and angry, but since before that episode her and Dash seemed to get along fairly well. Maybe she has a bit of jealousy and anger issues for being shown up by a "lame" pony? She's probably pretty close to bro-tier most of the time, save for the occasional prank/noogie.

>>29299743
No thanks. Nyx is fucking awful.

>>29299841
she wouldn't talk so much if you were kissing her

>>29299741
That opening had some nice things going on with it.
Including the CMC, Trixie, and lots of shots of cool and funny shit from the show.
There have been worse openings.
But I'd kinda like them to do some new animation for the season 2 opener.

>>29299838

>>29299854
you just can't understand the intricate subtleties of her character

>>29299841
You don't think it's totally rad, man?

>>29299869
what is wrong with you
is it some kind of reverse psychology thing you want?

okay fine: continue being sexy, I don't even care about the confusing thoughts!

>>29299811
why does everyone like imitating egoraptor
It's not like he can draw either

>>29299892

sure you dont

After looking at that gif of her convulsing with a seizure, can someone draw a picture of Pinkie Pie projectile vomiting?

there should be an episode where rarity gets a leg injury and doesnt get it treated and it swells up with gallons of pus and finally we get to see a scene at the end where they poke it open and a giant waterfall of pus and blood pours out of rarity's leg into a bucket

>>29299741

that was actually pretty cool

>>29299945
and then they do what they do to all mules that get leg injuries

>>29299925
I can't win, can I

you've broken me, MLPG

SO WHO'S READY FOR SOME CANON LYRE VOICE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6cRUVXVyfQ

I wonder if they will find any proper voices for the swedish dub. During the 90's, swedish dubs were fucking awesome (esp. Disney), but now I dunno. Remain to be seen.

>>29299841
The 90's phrases are awesome.
>>29299844
That's what I've been sayin'. She and Dash were true bros. It's just Gilda doesn't want to share and doesn't play well with others. The only thing she did directly to Dash that was bad was to DEMAND that she leave the party with her.

I mean, she clearly came to Ponyville for the sole reason of hanging out with her gal pal. She had no evil hidden motive, she just wanted to see her friend.

>>29299854
>>29299885
I like Nyx.

Don't get me wrong though, I absofuckinglutely hate Past Sins, but Nyx is a sexy little filly. That's why I love all the cockslut pictures of her.

>>29300002
>Italian Lyra
I demand that this become canon in the English dub too

>>29299885
If by "intricate subtleties" you mean "pandering to ponychan faggots and raping canon with a rusty piece of rebar" then maybe not.

>>29300021
A man after my own heart.

>>29299941
Strange. I was just about to request a pinkamena (spelling is probably fucked. The crazy version of pinkie pie) version of Sadako from The Ring coming out of a terrified viewer's computer.

The only relevant picture I could wrestle from google

>>29299945

A couple of years a go, my dad fucked his elbow up and something similar to that happened.
He fucking poked the swelled up part with a needle, and all the puss and blood just gushed out. It was like he popped a water balloon.
I did not expect that shit.

>>29300002
That isn't Morgan Freeman at all.

>>29299865
Not really into griffins, personally. Kissing a beak would be very awkward.

>>29299889
Nope. I'm really hoping that there are more griffins in s2.

>>29300041
So I see you decided to upload it to clopsorts after all

>>29299841
>not spitting out 90's phrases
>in 2011

>>29299841
>implying that calling everyone dweebs is any less original then calling them bitches and whores like people do nowadays

>>29299671
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs

>>29300012
RIght? I mean if I went down to Chicago to chill with a bro, and couldn't get any bro time I'd be pretty ticked, too. If it were any other pony than Pinkie the episode may have gone way differently.

>>29300069
It's unique, but I'm just not fond of the euphemisms. I do agree it's better though.

>>29300045

>>29300045
You don't kiss the beak silly.
You kiss the corner of the mouth right behind the beak.

>>29300088
Write more

>>29300063
Yes. At least one anon told me to, and I can't argue with what people on the internet tell me to do.

>>29300088
>anon
that I even brought it up should be a nudge.

By the by, are you going to write more? a continuation would be nice, perhaps some more seducting twilight?

>>29300122
threads ago someone said bird tongues extend far past the beak

>>29300042
Could have sworn I had a picture exactly like that, but it's not showing up in a quick look. Have this while I look some more.

>>29300125
I plan on it.
>>29300129
Yes, I will. I'm trying to avoid the temptation of avoiding blowing my wad early and writing the Twilight/Nyx, because even from the beginning I wanted that to be the finale.

>>29300122

you've...taken some time to think about this, haven't you?

There is very little to eat in the house and I won't be going to the market until tomorrow
Guess I'd better order PIZZA
Suggestions?

>>29300122
Well that's just silly. It's not like the beak still won't be there when you're doing it.

...also why am I talking about this? This is weird.

>>29300193
Goddamn, I guess I have to grab a trip or my name keeps going away.

>>29300195
Mushrooms, pinapple and bacon

>>29300195

Today I woke up and the house was stocked with literally every single one of my favorite foods, after I ate nothing but ramen for a week. It was so great. I haven't even eaten yet because I can't decide what I want to eat first.

>>29300195
Bacon, pepperoni and ham

>>29300195
Bacon

>>29300225
See, this guy knows.

>>29300103
Maybe.
She'd still have likely been a colossal jerk to everyone, since she seems to really enjoy doing that.
But who knows, maybe she just has a really short fuse and Pinkie ruined her day. She also seems to REALLY hate being laughed at.

>>29300122
Would you really kiss Gilda or her personality?

>>29300249
She is anti-laughter

>>29300090
>Hey kiwi,a riddle for u from CoolRiddles channel,hope you liked it:A farmer challenges an engineer,a physicist,and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.
>The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.
>The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite.Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best
>The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design,beat the others.What did he do?

wtf is this, how is this even relevant to the video

I'm assuming the answer would be to enclose yourself in a tiny circle, thereby fencing off the rest of the world

>>29300260
>Would you really kiss Gilda or her personality?
So her personality isn't a good reason to want to kiss her?
WAT

Jesus did you give up reading?

Pacce this morning you said something about screams and disappeared. did you died?

>>29300280
So the physicist and the mathematician are useless is what you're saying.

>>29300249
True, true. She did kind of lose her cool after that point. I was just saying that maybe she could have gotten her fix quicker if she hadn't kept getting interrupted.

>>29300270
An unwitting pawn...OF DISCHORD!!!
>Dramatic chord.mp4

>>29300194
>>29300182
>>29300199
Well, you write stories with kissing between a magic pony thing and a griffon and you have to consider these things.

And, well, beaks aren't sensitive. I'd imagine she'd prefer being kissed where she can feel it.

Also forgot my picture of Gilda not liking being laughed at.

>>29300316

>>29300316
>kiss and bite her neck
stop putting images in my head

>>29300260
Like would I want to kiss a human Gilda or a cat/bird Gilda?

Well, I did just have a dream where I was messing around with a gal and I realized on waking that it was a humanized Gilda. But generally speaking, no, I wouldn't want to kiss any form of Gilda. I'd rather hang out and do stuff with her.

>>29300367
she's like a total sisbro

so does anyone else here have a tiny (like 2 inches on a good day) penis
I don't know how to cope with it :(

>>29300356
Oh god...git it out...git it out!

Is it just me, or did I completely missed the Back to the Future reference in Feeling Pinkie Keen?

why the fuck is it so dead now

>>29300367
>dream

Speaking of dreams, i had a dream with Luna in it.

She was a dumb bint and she fucked everything up

I make fan art and fan fiction, and have never had a pony dream.

I wonder what that is.

>>29300356
...but he never said any of that.

>>29300367
Oh bullshit. You wanna kiss Gilda despite her cat/bird-ness. And that dream was a sign you want an abusive relationship where you're whipped 24/7.

>>29300430
he said she would want to feel it

>>29300392
>>29300356
And when she kisses back, she starts by touching her beak to your lips and then sliding forward until her cheek is touching yous. Then she punctuates it with the smallest nip, barely a scratch.

Well, that's when she wants to be gentle anyway.

>>29300406
>dreams
I was playing too much Fallout 3 because of F:EQ, and I dreamt that the Polish attacked us, bombed Budapest and Kecskemét, then wasteland adventures, then the French saved the day. Don't ask questions.

>>29300441
Oh wow. Just scrolling by and I thought it was Danny Phantom in the thumbnail.

That's all. Carry on.

I've recently started taking antidepressants, and for the first time in my life, I've been able to sleep and not either have no dreams, or just horrible nightmares.

I dreamed of ponies. And it was glorious. I dreamed I was a pegasus serving as a personal handservant to Celestia, and I was helping her get ready for a social function. I was brushing her hair, and helping make sure the feathers on her wings weren't ruffled. They were so soft it's not even funny. The whole time, she was talking to me, I don't remember what about, but she was so nice, and when we were done, she said thank you, and gave me a hug and it was the best feeling ever.

>>29300441
Someone explain this picture to me.

>>29300430
Because you get all the pony ideas out of your subconscious and into a more tangible medium.

>>29300458
Being on the board is giving me weird dreams.

i'm slowly coming to terms with the fact that all those cool world-building sessions will be for naught.

kingdom of griffons? mirroring ancient persia? no, probably just some city.
Ancient dragon tribes roaming the land, and or a massive dragon city built into a mountain over generations? no. probably never even mentioned beyond "THEY LIVE IN CAVES AND STUFF"

an awesome ancient african empire of the zebras? no, probably just a bunch of tents in a quick scene, with everyone speaking in riddles

Do the gems that spike eats have magic in them?

>>29300441
Let's not go into what I want out of a femdom relationship.

But yeah, Gilda reminds me a lot of myself in a lot of negative ways.

>>29300452
aw fuck dude

you ever have a cat rub your face and your fucking face goes numb?
I would love Gilda making my face go numb though holy shit

>>29300488
I guess that's true. Though getting some flying dreams or something again would be nice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwKclhWlo-0&feature=related

FOr ym first time looking at an MLP thread, this has been disappointing.

>>29300487
Gilda is looking at a picture of her and Dash and it gives her the sads.
And having the sads gives her the mads, because that's how she works.

OKAY PONYFAGS.

WHICH ON OF YOU PIECES OF SHIT MADE THIS?

http://biancagames.com/pokemon-kindness-version.htm

>kissing griffins
>wtf am I reading

The beak isn't for kissing, it's for KILLING. Along with the claws, it's the very symbol of griffin superiority.

Fics get bumped to the top of a gdocs list if they get edited at all, right?

I fix about one typo a day and I imagine it must get pretty fucking annoying for this fic to be updated so often without content

maybe next time I'll actually proofread before I publish

>>29300543
In previous thread we discussed dangers of consuming fecal matter: >>29295512
Scroll to the end.

>>29300557
Like I know anything about the previous generations of My Little Pony.

Go back to /v/.

>>29300550
Did Gilda just notice the Hub logo floating there?

>>29300507
What do you want out of a femdon relationship?

>>29300568
I would pamper a submissive griffon's claws

>>29300557
>pre G4 ponies
Yeah, you have us confused for some other kind of faggots. Pre G4 ponies suck.

>>29300557
That's obviously much older than the current MLP show.

Sorry, but your anger is unfortunately misdirected.

>>29300584
What the actual fuck.

>>29300191
Nope, guess I was mistaken. Sorry to get your hopes up.

>>29300568
Dude, read the thread.
There isn't any actual beak kissing going on in here.
She can show affection by rubbing with it, but she's not gonna pucker up with her beak.
Although, due to size of her mouth, she could probably just engulf the lower half of your face and then stick her tongue in.

>>29300557
>no G4
>"pony" is a type
oh god what

>>29300632
Another satisfied customer!

Ok. I've been peeking into the threads now and then. Who is this Nyx character?
I've been kind of under a rock for a while now.

>>29300658

>Although, due to size of her mouth, she could probably just engulf the lower half of your face and then stick her tongue in.

Holy fuck no.

>>29299262
ITS REALLY LIKE IM WATCHING WAKFU

>>29299741
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trf002vigUA
That reminds me of those cobbled-together Toonami show intros.

Tom 2.0 introducing ponies would make me so happy.

>>29300646
>>29300191
Aw...

Well then re requesting >>29300042

>>29300681
Littlepip's girlfriend

A spinoff series has been made, aimed at a slightly older discerning audience. It's a web-only series, updated in bi-weekly 10 minute episodes.

is stars four elite monster hunters in employ of celestia. they go around kicking the shit out of invading monsters or other undesirables. includes lots of examinations of other pony cultures and excellent samurai-jack esque action.

what would be the opening song of this series?
here's my suggestions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTw2YvutJRA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIocZ3WbgE

>>29300681
a character from a fanfic that people love and love to hate

>>29300658 due to size of her mouth, she could probably just engulf the lower half of your face and then stick her tongue in

>>29300495
I've had one or two dreams about ponies, mostly a friendship feeling but occasionally more than that.

The most common one is of myself gently massaging either Fluttershy or Dash.

>>29300697
LIES AND SLANDER!

>>29300697
Littlepip is loyal to Homage, faggot. She kills the shitty alicors like her.

>>29300718
I keep having dreams that arent about ponies but like one or two characters in the dream are ponies from the cast. And its never really acknowledged that they are ponies, they just are.

>>29300681
Shitty OC from a shitty seriously overglorified fanfic

>mfw I spend all my waking hours in pony generals looking at nothing but ponies and I haven't had a pony dream

God dammit guys how do I dream of pony?

>>29300697
Don't talk about my waifu like that.

Nyx would never go for a harlot like Bullet Sponge

>>29300714
I don't "love to hate her", I just don't give a shit about OCs ever

>>29299760
It's like sheg got broad side school fed up the BONE BULGE

>>29300620
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyIR598a_s

Speaking of pre-G4, why was she even called Rainbow Dash? She doesn't look like she did much dashing.

So I started watching the show, and I really like it. I just have one question. Is the pink one supposed to be mentally handicapped?

>>29300685
>>29300715
bird tongue is so long it goes down your throat

>past sins

>>29300719
Pacce me about what you want out of a femdom relationship.
This kinda stuff interests me honestly.

WHAT IF THE BANK TRIES FOR FORECLOSE ON SWEET APPLE ACRES AND THE PONIES HAVE TO WIN A BREAKDANCING COMPETITION TO MAKE THE MONEY TO SAVE THE FARM

>>29300712
shut up dinofag we're too busy talking about shitty fanfics

>>29300658
>Although, due to size of her mouth, she could probably just engulf the lower half of your face and then stick her tongue in.

>>29300755
>a harlot like Bullet Sponge
I gasped for real
I can't believe you called Littlepip a harlot

>>29300755
>Littlepip
>harlot

Littlepip would kill that piece of feces any day.

>>29300753
Don't worry, i can't dream at all. Though i remember recently that i dreamed some pretty good gore, because it was repulsive even for me.

>>29300772

>>29300750
I had to go read the referred link because I couldn't tell whether you were talking about Nyx or Littlepip. I mean, the statement would have been accurate either way, but I'm trying to keep track of the conversation.

>>29300769
This is a good example of why pre-G4 MLP was fucking horrible.

>fanfiction vs. fanfiction

no matter who wins...we lose

>yfw

>>29300828
its like AvP

except we actually won because it was an awesome movie and so was the sequel.

Post some angry/butthurt ponies

>>29300828

Seriously.

>people hating Past Sins and then actually turning around and saying Fo:E is any better

I fucking hate these threads.

>>29300594
It's Pinkie Pie's fault. She accidentally Gilda into the fourth wall.

Hey are we talking about French kissing birds?
My favorite topic

>>29300840
I liked the twilight one better.

>>29300712
invaders must die fits pretty well

>>29300850
Fo:E is well written and shit bro

>>29300753
that's just it, you already see pony
Go without seeing pony and you will dream of pony out of desperation

>>29300872

there's a twilight one?

>>29300824
And yet there are still people who defend it because G4 is "too cutsey" and hand drawn animation is so much purer.

>>29300876
>having an opinion that's different than mine
>in 1984

Nah bro.

>>29300850
Did you even read F:EQ? I don't say it's the best thing ever written, but it is the best fanfic in the fandom.

>>29300712
both of those songs are awesome

>>29300845

8/10

I raged a little

>>29300840
>you will never have Fluttershy give you a blowjob while you watch her on TV

>>29300753

>>29300850
I am confident when the new season starts most of the fanfiction discussion will vanish

>>29300845
>Liking AvP
Wait, what? Not hating, just confused. I thought they were universally reviled.

>>29300872
This?

What do you guys think about the new Care Bears Reboot?

I heard the title is Care Bears: Caring is Conjuration.

>>29300712
but it'd lose the girly charm

>>29300905

>>29300892
>G4
>too cutesy
If by "too cutesy" you mean "not hideous" then yes

>>29300910
i think he meant this one

>>29300894
no, it's not
but it's still rather good
at least the beginning parts are.

>>29300894

It isn't, though. That's exactly the kind of thinking that Past Sins fans use. And it's wrong.

>>29300894
From where I sit, Past Sins is tentatively better than Fallout: Equestia.

I've never read Past Sins, so I can't hope to judge its quality, but I only made it to about chapter eight of F:OE before I had to stop.

>>29300910
No it's the same pic but with twilight. It's on ponibooru.

>>29300910
>blushing

>>29300894
>best fic in the fandom
>crossover
>uses a ton of ideas from the original fallout games
Yeah no.

>>29300938

oh yes I see-

>>29300938
Saved at the speed of light.

>>29300910
This one as well.

>>29300787
>implying the Apple Family isn't the biggest land-owning consortium in Equestria, controlling the food supply
>Apple Family banner next to Celestia's Dais

>>29300938
Yep. I have a "pony in the real world" forlder and apparently I've forgotten to sort them.

>>29300938
Are there more of these?

>>29300850
>thinking that the people who actively hate on Past Sins are the same people who like F: E

>>29300915
No, it's called Care Bears: Affection Is Greater Than or Equal to Prestidigitation

Past Sins and Fallout: Equestria are just different flavors of shit

>>29300938
Cute, sure. But too small. I know they're little ponies but they are not housecats here.

That's it. I can't take this anymore. These threads will never even be decent again. The other good fans have all left for good, and no one else remaining from the early days is worthwhile anymore. The corruption has gone too far. I'll enjoy the rest of the series with friends who actually care about the show.

>>29300946
Believe me, the Canterlot chapter, 37th, was was fucking brilliant and enormous (100 pages long, a single chapter)

Only to see your opinions then, which fic do you consider better?

>>29300908
It was a joke, i tacked on the sequel to hammer it home.

>>29300894

>but it is the best fanfic in the fandom.

And you just single-handedly ensured that I will never read it.

>>29300938
>>29300840
Tell me there's one with Rarity and Applejack

>>29300976
>1000 years after Nightmare Moon's imprisonment
>they still build a balcony for Luna

I seem to have lost the Nyx getting dicked everywhere picture.
I need it for science

I know it's nobody like talking about it, but I like the cupcakes series.

The original was not a great work in itself, it's the many fics that came after it that are so spectacular. The story allows the writer to really focus on the relationship between the characters in a stressful environment and I think this brings out some great fiction.

>>29300915
If the team making MLP:FIM (including Lauren Faust) made a new Care Bears cartoon, would you watch it?

>>29301014
I like corruption. I like to lick it with my 70 tongues

>>29301015
>100 pages
>1 chapter
What the fuck is this, Shinji and Warhammer 40k?

>>29301048

Sure.

>>29301014
>15 days until season 2

What if there was an episode where Twilight messed up a spell and accidentally summoned a Beholder that looked like this?

>>29301048
yes, I actually watched a little care bears anyway

>>29301014
Hey man, I'm worthwhile.

>>29300985
Hasn't read a fic since July.

Fuck it I'm good.

>>29301054
No, it's a masterwork of fiction and every letter is good and necessary.

>>29301048
>implying I wouldn't pay to ingest a jar of Lauren Faust's farts

>>29301097
Thanks for that mental image.

>>29301074
Fuck you man. Hey >>29301014 I'm more worthwhile than this douchebag.

>>29300958
They blush in the show too dude. I have no idea how it works. It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit

I've watched twenty minutes of the Mortal Kombat movie. I don't know how it ends, but I feel pretty confident in saying it's the best movie.

>>29300902
You'd watch that scene in episode one where she's too shy to tell Twilight her name.

Then you'd ask her to say it with a mouth full of dick.

Which do you think is superior as a chilren's show only (ignoring any appeal to other demographics)
little bear or mlp:fim?

>>29301028
hipster

>>29301054
And the author wants to write 100 chapters.

I think of them as being more this size

>>29301060
16th right?
>14 days
>2 weeks

>>29301028
Okay, let's say best story with OC-s

>>29301124
MLP: FiM

>>29301144
17th. 15 days.

>>29301124
Ignoring that they're for different age groups, FiM.

Little Bear wasn't a very good cartoon.

>>29301144
it's the 17th, it airs on saturdays now

>>29301091
See, when people call something a "masterwork of fiction", I just can't take them or the work they are referring to seriously.

There's a lot of good, even excellent, fiction out there. Fanfiction is never, ever part of that category.

>>29301143

Me too. It's the perfect size.

Every time I look at that picture I can almost feel her warmth and weight in my lap. ;_;

>>29301151
Technically wouldn't the greatest OC fanfic of all time be The New Testament

>>29300908
I love the first one myself, but it did waste a lot of potential. It could have SO MUCH BETTER, but "pretty awesome" is still fine.

The second one I hated save for some very small bits (Aliens vs National Guard) and the Predalien. It was too damn dark to see!

Do ponies have fast food joints? And more importantly, If a talking pony went into wendy's and had money would they serve it?

>>29301124
You mean the latest series of Altruistic Ursines? with the evil midget bear with a mech suit?

>>29301151

That's more fair.

>>29301144
14 days 17 hours 47 minutes and 4 seconds

>>29301187
UNTIL YOU DI-IIIIIEEEEE

Choose.

>>29301124
Little Bear is pretty fucking cool but it's so sleepy and peaceful. If I had kids I'd say they should watch FiM in the mornings and Little Bear whenever I'm trying to get them to go to sleep.

>>29301124

I don't remember much of Little Bear to make an opinion.

>>29301182
they would serve it to the other customers

pony smoothies

>>29300948
I would say Past Sins is the better FiM fanfic in that no killing, swearing, or sexing occurs, but F:E is my favorite story of all time

Any way for a Britfag brony to watch this as it comes out (without Sky)? I hate having to wait for someone to upload it to youtube, it ruins all the suspense...

>>29301187
Do we have a count down timer?

>>29301015
i absolutely refuse to read a fanfiction that has progressed to that length, it means the author cannot actually wrap up a story

>>29301202
make them fuck each other while I sit in a chair and jack off watching them

this is my fetish

>>29301034
I like how gosh darn HAPPY she looks with all the dicks.
She even has a dick in her ear!
It's the cutest trolling picture ever.

>>29301202
Macmackinonmac.png

>>29301202
HAY MACAREINA

>>29301223
http://ponycountdown.com/

http://ponycountdown.com/

http://ponycountdown.com/

My little pony is ready

>>29301223
http://ponycountdown.com/ the one from last season is up again

>>29301171
Agreed. Fan fiction to me should be used as practice. If a writer is able to come up with their own worlds and characters, then they have the chance to be considered a great writer.

>>29301214

just what's so great about it, anyways?

>>29301182
Were you there when we had that thread about Pink Pearl?

>>29301230
Aren't you working on something of extreme length?

>>29301230
Says the guy who wants to write a novel length story about ponies and dinosaurs.

>>29301230
Or it means the author felt the previous stuff mattered enough to write.

By the way, it absolutely did. Everything adds up and paints a horrifying, beautiful picture of both the wasteland as it is now and the events that led to it becoming a wasteland. Besides, Lord of the Rings is longer; does that mean Tolkien didn't know how to wrap up a story?

>>29301220
Unfortunately the only way we will have is through streams or waiting until afterwards and downloading. Bronystate will be running an unlimited viewer stream and I've been told fellows by the names of Basil and Joowz will be running limited streams, albeit higher quality. Find out closer to the date, man!

>>29301242
So, hang on, if a fanfiction author doesn't come up with their own characters, they're a shitty author, and if they DO come up with their own characters, they've made a shitty story?

Talk about damned if you do, damned if you don't.

>>29301262
because those are clearly McDonalds fries
We already have a backstory for her
She is Spike's stalker

>>29301270
Yes, LotR dragged on in places.

>>29301214
Just because it DOESN'T have that stuff doesn't make it better.
It's just a different KIND of story.

>>29301268
that doesn't meander and actually has a beginning, middle, and end, yes

>>29301230
I facepalmed for a solid thirty seconds

>>29301278
Yeah, there's a lot of backasswardness about this whole fanfic community.

>>29301182
They have a different kind of joint, down at The Lucky Clover run by Derpy and Carrot Top. Stallions flock to that place for a days wages, and mares flock there for the drinks.

They serve semen cocktails.

>>29301302
What makes you think F:E meanders or doesn't have an ending in mind if you've never read it?

>>29301286
TOM FUCKING BOMBADIL, JESUS CHRIST THE WORST MOMENT EVER PUT TO FICTION.

>>29301270
Lord of the Rings is not a good example of a well paced story, honestly. Jesus christ did it drag at times. Overall it's a great series, but you could probably cut out half a book without losing anything.

>>29301264
lower end of a novel. FO:E is pushing 120,000 words last i calculated, and has no end in sight

i mean, why?

>>29301277
joowz is the site the guy running it is called entertaining, I think he's friends with muffins

oh jesus

>>29301326
>not liking Tom Bombadil
What the fuck?

>>29301337
What?

>>29301270
I personally am a big fan of Asimov's methods - very short and to the point. I enjoy meandering to get to where I want to go, with lots of description, filler, and whatnot, because it gives me an opportunity to stretch my creative muscles and add to a plot with interesting side-events and whatnot, but often when I read something I want something that's direct, you know?

I mean, I've got no problem with high fantasy authors and their tendencies towards excessiveness, in fact it's often great, but sometimes you just want to move on, you know?

>>29301270
It's true, Kkat uses Chekov's gun like a boss

>>29301255
Everything! The sweetest, most well-written lead character ever who's an actual real girl instead of the usual men-can't-write-women bullshit, true suspense and thrilling action that leaps off the page, wonderfully crafted wit contrasted with masterful pathos, an original and engaging plot that holds up to the classics, and excellent pacing that never wastes a moment of your time.

>>29301334
>no end in sight
HAH. HAHAHAHAHA. YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS.

I bet you think Naruto isn't anywhere near ending either.

>>29301270
LOTR is not ten thousand pages long. Each book is, what, three or four hundred pages?

And the reason they chopped it up into three books is because they had enough sense to realize that going too long is a bad thing.

Oh, and a lot of the writing in LOTR sucked.

>>29301318
Now someone need so repost Scootacream

>>29301318
Does twist or mrs cake go there?

Past Sins had a potentially decent premise that was written and executed horribly.

F:E has a retarded premise with no originality but was written technically well.

Both are awful. I can't believe this fandom is at the point where we're having fanfiction catfights.

>>29301278
I didn't say that. In my own work, I have original characters and I don't believe its terrible. It's just that it won't be really considered truly great if it's riding on the back of someone else's work.

It can be good writing, there's no doubt about that, but as fan fiction it will never achieve what people would consider great works.

>>29301375
I like this comparison.

>>29301343
>Liking Bombadil
Oh shieet, confirmed for literature beta as fuck.

>>29301334
>120000 words
Didn't it had over 600000 last time we counted?

>>29301343
Tom Bombadil is a fucking horrible character.

By the way, which Fallout is F:E based on?

>>29301335
Ah, right, I didn't know that. Cool, thanks, will note it down!

>>29301367
Both. They serve to all ages. Braeburn samples the cocktails once in a while as well. And not under a dozen times has someone spotted Blueblood there, paying for drinks.

>>29301354
>most well-written lead character ever who's an actual real girl instead of the usual men-can't-write-women bullshit

She's a man-hating lesbian

>>29301360
i'm certain the current chapters are building to something
but what makes you think it'll stop there? and not just go onto yet another chapter?

>>29301151
I would say that but I haven't given Antipodes a chance

>>29301349
I think both have their advantages, really. High fantasy novels really rely on the world they paint to set the tone of the work, the lengthy descriptions are absolutely necessary, but Asimov tended not to do that, to just give you the important bits and let you fill the rest in - though he worked in worlds far closer to our own, mostly.

>>29301403
But her best friend and closest ally is male.

>>29301394
i believe it

>>29301354
There is some debate on the issue, but Kkat may be a vagina owner.
>>29301396
All of them. Mostly 3 though.

>>29301354

okay now you're getting a little too blatant

>>29301362
It didn't sucked, you just don't like the landscapegasming Tolkien did. The purpose of the whole journey was that he could show Middle Earth

>>29301375
fuck you, haters gonna hate

>>29301354

And yet it's still a fucking My Little Pony fanfiction.

Just why?

if all these fanfics are so shit why don't you guys just write your own damn fic and see how popular it gets

>>29301334
I read the first 3 chapters last night. It was pretty good, but I don't see myself reading any further. It's too long for my tastes. Also I was really drunk and I'm having a hard time remembering what I read.

>>29301394
He keeps changing the numbers. He inflates what he's actually written with what he wants to write.

Which is the same problem with F:E. I want to write a 100 chapters? Well I guess I'll write a 100 chapters. Nevermind the storytelling process.

>>29301401
Is it served warm or chilled?

>>29301403
She doesn't hate men.
She has a phallus phobia.

>>29301403
>most well-written lead character ever who's an actual real girl instead of the usual men-can't-write-women bullshit

>Lesbian who stares at other girls asses

That is like the VERY DEFINITION of the usual-men-can't-write-woman bullshit.

>>29301447
Customers choose. Warm, chilled, or straight from the tap.

>>29301438
All the respect I had for you thanks to yesterday just went down the drain.
Welcome back faggot.

>>29301430
IS this like a hey, maybe people should write things since these fics dont suit you or a YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING IS BAD IF YOU DUN WRITE A BETTER ONE

>>29301430
Things don't work that way.
>I don't like this painting
>Yeah? WELL PAINT SOMETHING BETTER

>>29301452
I know that feel, I have a breast phobia

>>29301444
i've been saying 35,000 is probably the cutoff for my thing for the past....5 months?
man i'm a real flip flop
or are you talking about kkat

Didn't see this coming from this particular artist

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/52708

>>29301412
Agreed entirely. That's why it's fantasy, I've always believed - it involves fantastical settings, well-built worlds often vastly removed from our own, and all these things are just necessities of it. Tolkien's legendarium is the perfect example. Asimov writes humans in the future, and gives us enough to go on to say "hey, here's some humans in the future" and make it make sense. I love each equally, but it's all up to personal preference, you know?

>>29301406
a hundred chapters, so yes it'll keep going for now
>>29301403
she does not hate men, she loves Calamity. She has a dislike for being in bodies with penises and rape

>>29301444
>I want to write a 100 chapters? Well I guess I'll write a 100 chapters. Nevermind the storytelling process.

This. I can't take an author seriously if he arbitrarily decides to have 100 chapters.

I've said this before, but Fallout: Equestria really does give off the vibe of an unplanned story. It feels like the author doesn't really know what direction he wants to take it in, and just writes the chapters as they come.

>>29301482

I'm not making an account there. Post the picture or I don't care.

The Hobbit was much better paced as a story than The Lord of the Rings and even it could have excised parts of the story without really losing anything. Tolkien was never really a great storyteller.

>>29301463
I told you I was still king faggot. Ain't no one gonna take my throne no how.

>>29301430
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_accomplishment