>>29272471
We should get Tess on that. Cute art plus cute concept equals cute overload.

Doesn't seem like a subject for extended discussion, though.

>>29272471
Fluttershy grooms Opal by licking her?

>>29272471

>Luna becomes a villain again, despite that everyone loves her
>yfw

Seeing Luna and Fluttershy preen eachother would be pretty adorable, I have to admit.

Applejack thread?

Okay then. It's been a while since I've drawn something (and actually posted it).

Which pegasus am I drawing?

IT BEGINS

Disney Hades was also kinda of a dick...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN5IgJb22kk&NR=1

So who's the worst Seth fan? I think it's Nathan.

>>29272552
Cloud Kicker!

>>29272552
Soarin and Spitfire.

>>29272578

second

Has the second season started?

>>29272576
Technically he's also the best Seth fan.

>>29272576

>starting meta shit

no.

>>29272549

>>29272552

I would vote for either:

Cloud Kicker preening herself

Or Soarin' and Spitfire preening eachother.

Either is acceptable.

Derpy is not allowed to preen herself, it takes awhile for those damn feathers to grow back.

>>29272599

>>29272552
Darpoo

>>29272620

real apple action!

>>29272625
Dinky preens her mom with a spell she learned in gifted class at school.

>Flutteshy awkwardly teaching Big Mac how to preen her wings.

HNNNNNNNG.

>>29272667

Dinky is a stupid concept and does not have any relation whatsoever to Derpy

>>29272471
Equestrian theogony is the next thing all the writefags should do.

>cute pictures of preening pegasi
my life has been leading up to this moment

>>29272717

pass.

>>29272692
>>29272672
>>29272471
Best thread ever!

hey pony gen,

who's the best pony?

>Fluttershy at the spa, with one spa pony preening one wing while her twin preens the other

>>29272751

pinkie

>>29272751
Rarity

>>29272751
You are.

>>29272751

all of them

I suppose if I can say one good thing about MLPG, it's that when it gives me fetishes it also gives me fuel to keep them burning

>>29272751

I am the best pony. Its me.

>>29272751
pinkie ofcourse

>>29272751
your favorite

>>29272724
how much farther evolved are ponies than humans?

I think I finished my Rainbow model...
Anyone care to give me a quick opinion?

Thoughts, problems, dat flank, etc?

>>29272784
That's not how evolution works.

>>29272690
You cold-hearted bastard.

>>29272751
All of them have flaws.
And in the end it's all opinions.
Except for the fact that Rarity is the best pony.
That is a axiom.

>>29272781

is pinkie cannon canon yet?

>>29272784

approaching moral enlightenment

>>29272795
dat flank

>>29272751

See attached picture for best Pony.

>>29272751
I like Fluttershy best...

>>29272690
This. God I hate Dinky.

>>29272692
I was actually including a little bit of that in one of the requests I'm working on at the moment, are there any specific things that I should include if I decide to expand on it in the future or simply do something Silmarillion-esque at some point? Or leave it to some other writefag?

>>29272795

fantastic!

>>29272813
I see...
It good to see that you also think Rarity is the best pony

>>29272795
but seriously I like it, though the wings on the second last one seem too much like they're a flat object rotated

>>29272784

They aren't. You average pony has been shown to be skittish, cowardly and a little dumb. They probably have a high illiteracy rate judging by how often Twilight gets visitors looking to check out books.

They make up for it by being more adorable than any human could ever hope to be.

>>29272795
Dat flank

>>29272795
Did the purple dissapear on the ass-shot? (her mane, that is.)

>>29272692
I'm actually working on this.
In a classical mythology class right now - Gonna see what I can adapt.
Should it be in the style of like a history textbook, or an epic or what?...

Any input on any of this would be much appreciated.

>>29272855
That's still not how evolution works!

>>29272858
also, wings, ass-shot.

MONEY! SUCCESS! FAME! BRONIES!
MONEY! SUCCESS! FAME! BRONIES!
MONEY! SUCCESS! FAME! BRONIES!
MONEY! SUCCESS! FAME! BRONIES!

>>29272795
looks like prettiest pony to me

>>29272876

>mfw i didn't notice a lack of wings

>>29272867
>Celestia has two moms

>>29272795

The tail seems to be coming out of her ass. It looks like she is literally shitting a rainbow. This however is a problem that pops up on the show sometimes too, so take it or leave it. Otherwise nice build.

>>29272784
Their foals study planetary calculus. There is no police force and little crime. They run the planet and move planets. There are three distinct phenotypes, but no pogroms. They don't need to use the library except for reference books.

>>29272885

>brony

>>29272886
you're right, it is

>>29272885
link? and didn't he ragequit?

>>29272886
>Dash
>pretty
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

That's what she tells herself at night to sleep well.
It never works.

>>29272900
none of those things have to do with evolution

>>29272885

>bronies

we dont use words like them round these parts

>>29272885
FISTED by Bronies!
FISTED by Bronies!
FISTED by Bronies!
FISTED by Bronies!
FISTED by Bronies!

>>29272867
Do it in verse. It would be awesome.

>>29272918
It's what I tell her at night. But not to help her sleep well.

Ponies in sweaters?

>>29272795
If you are going for accuracy I don't think her butt would look like that if you're looking at it straight on (regarding the picture on the far right). Otherwise, it's wonderful.

>>29272942

does this count?

>>29272918

0/10

>>29272942

Okay.

>>29272918
That's a funny way of spelling Rarity

and you're right, it never works because Rarity is ugly

>>29272900

Their foals do not study that. It was on the blackboard and was never referenced. The same exact equation was on the blackboard in Celestia's tryout room too. Its a gag.

Everything else could be taken as evidence for a lack of advancement just as much as an excess of it. Ponies are simply blissfully ignorant on a massive scale. They don't need to advance- they are all pets of an immortal god empress that oversees everything.

>>29272974

rarity totally does have the worst color scheme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3fBa00y3o&feature=related

Ghost Ragequits over remix

>>29272828
given their color scheme, the Mother is the goddess of matter, while the Father is the god of spacetime, the void. Together they populated the universe with stars and galaxies.

The Mother's current task is to cause stars to go supernova. She's destructive and sometimes reckless. Celestia sometimes takes after her

The Father's task is to recollect the stardust back into new stars. He's calmer and needs to be precise in how he arranges new stars. Luna takes after him

>>29272565
More villain songs?

More villain songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ6cw_MuTDE

I wish there were more, I only have flootershy and rarity.

Guys. What if Celestia was just a really old princess who was good at magic and wasn't a god at all?

>>29272978
They don't need to advance technologically because they have easy, cheap magic. Technology is completely replaced by that. Without practical applications for advanced mathematics it would be a niche field.

>>29272471
like cleaning their feathers?
but that's just silly!
how would they clean them?

>>29273005
I have Fluttershy in a snuggie and fuck you it counts

>>29272978
>Its a gag
you are excused from the conversation.

>>29273013
what changes?

>>29272974
>>29272992
Woah, man.

Woah.

Woah.

No.

>>29272978
>equation on blackboard in two different schools in two different periods of time with foals of the same approximate age
>just a gag

>>29273024
licks

>>29273024
they lick each other. In private.

>>29272999
Makes a great deal of sense. Sounds good to me! I'll keep that all in mind and get to work on it some time in future.

>>29273028

>>29273005
you forgot this one

I'd love it if we could all get together and decided on a cohesive fanon mythos...

Would love a link to what you're doing.

I'm super busy right now, but if I find some time I'm really going to try and hash this out. I have a feeling it all will just fall into place - Been conceiving it since I first saw these pictures...
Once again - Any help/ideas would be awesome.

>>29272795
I'd love to have the same thing with Big Mac or any male character.

>>29273038
Yes.

>>29273038
more like, yes. Rarity makes some awesome looking dresses, but she's not very pretty herself.

>>29273002
I was gonna say, if this isnt Be Prepared, I'ma be pissed.

I always liked you best Anon.

>>29273038
we must now ship the Rarity and Rainbow Dash
It's the only way

>>29273038

well sorry dude, it's just a completely boring color scheme, every other pony is better.

>>29273065
intended to link>>29272828

>>29273088
>the rarity
best superhero name

sadly, it doesnt really protect her identity, but still

>>29273090

>boring color scheme

I wasn't aware that ponies had to look as eccentric as possible.

>>29273057

>filename

Nyx fapfics? When this happend?

>>29272942

I am sad when people draw ponies in human style clothing. Human style clothing just looks dumb on them as it arbitrarily exposes half the damn wearer. Except for Lyra of course.

Horse clothing works differently.

/a/ here, I upgraded your Fluttershy.

>>29273081

why's that?

>>29273118
A while ago.

>>29273121
Their clothing is heavily inspired by human style clothing in the show, down to even having actual dress parts on the flank

>>29273113

>ponychan OCs
>Deep red, bright blue everywhere

>>29273111
You say that like Rarity would be the type to keep it a secret.

>>29273113

they don't, dude.

but come on, plain white and purple? theres just nothing there.

>>29273131
because her name isn't "rainbow dash" or "twilight sparkle", the two prettiest ponies

>>29273141
So you're saying you PREFER that?

Hey, has anyone here ever put together a portfolio in applying for a writing job? Any advice?

>>29273094
Oh, well, yeah, I'd like to come up with a cohesive group fanon that we could use as a mythos, but my ideas often clash with those of others, so I don't know how well we'd all get along about it! Having a group mythos may be too constricting, and it'd probably end up being reliant on a lot of ideas that'd come before - a world based on Jetfire's, Kkat's, that one map and so on.

I'll link to all the stuff when it gets written up, haha! So much of it is unfinished at the moment and I'm sloughing my way through at the moment. Besides what's scattered across what little I've written so far, I haven't got all that many of my ideas written down outside of the archive for these threads!

I'd love to help you out, man! I know what it's like to be busy, but right now I'm pretty much free, so I can happily help when I'm available. If you need anything from me, just drop me a line!

>>29273040

Seems like a reasonable conclusion to me.

They had a visual gag, they stuck with it. The end.

>>29273129

my god
just look at that massive forehead

>>29273139

Look at it closer. Its actual barding with sleeves attached. It usually wraps around their asses as it should. Tacking sleeves on is a flourish, not humanizing it.

See Rarity's robe here >>29273131

Its not just a human top tossed on a pony leaving its ass exposed. The guard armor is correct too, wrapping around their ass like proper barding.

>>29273111
>>29273150

New topic. The Mane 6 are superheros. What powers do they have?

>>29273002
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmlEDE1uF4&feature=related

Keith David, HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHH

Dear /co/mrades,
today a really good friend told me that I remind her of Rarity.
She said that we even share some mimicry.
I don't watch MLP.
What she wanted to transfer? That I'm an uptight?

Rarity WOULD be second prettiest pony, if Photo Finish hadn't chosen Fluttershy over her.

>>29273197

they all already have powers, except rarity.

>>29273180
The thing about fanon is that popular ideas get fan art and fanfics.

And things that get lots of fanart and fanfic become more popular fanon.

>>29273197
The power of Magic, Flight, and Super Strength to the unicorns, pegasai, and earth ponies respectively.

>>29273040

Thats what a gag is bro. Something funny that is continuously slipped in when possible.

>>29273186
However fluttershy's gala dress does not, I believe, have any such banding - both designs exist. Obviously a more fitting design is far more practical, but for purely fashionable applications the more human design does exist

The FIRST preening art! By ME! JESUS!

I disagree that Rarity has a boring color scheme. I mean, if you think about it,most ponies has a coat color you'd never find on a real pony, so to see a pure white pony against the sea of day-glo is actually quite striking

>>29273141
dont forget black

Rarity is the only pony who has to wear makeup

QED motherfuckers

>>29273215

You're a generous person with OCD that knows how to look good. There you go.

>>29273248
clop
clop
clop

>>29273215
Could be the following:
1. Generous
2. Selfless
3. Manipulative
4. Perfectionist
5. You have OCD

>>29273256

argument over.

also she doesn't have real eye lashes.

>>29273255
Dark black. black as their soul! And bright neon hair.

>>29273215
you're a cock-hungry slut.

Oh and you abuse children

>>29273215

it means you have OCD.

>>29273225
Yeah, exactly. I appreciate that much, man, haha! I understand how fanon works. But what I mean is, I don't think a fanon I devise would be particularly popular, and it would be difficult to disestablish fanon that exists already. So there's that roadblock to it, you know? I don't think my work will be all that popular in the future, so I don't know. It's really just a case of realism and whatnot.

>>29273238

Fluttershy's dress also does not incluve sleeve or human elements at all. Its all flourish.

My issue is with putting unaltered human clothing on a pony. Lyra excepted of course.

>>29273268
>>29273277

don't forget neurotic and annoying

>>29273269
I know right? Fucking fake eyelashes. What a tart.

>>29273175
Tell them you wrote Past Sins
INFINITE JOB OFFERS

Dose anyone remember the homeless guy with the golden voice?

Well Celestia Radio Host fools ghost into thinking
he's Tedd Williams.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORVobeocoo&feature=related

HOPPIP IF YOU WERE A PONY IN A SEXUAL SITUATION WITH ANOTHER PONY THEN WHO WOULD YOU BE AND WHO WOULD THAT PONY BE?


IN FACT EVERYONE ANSWER

>>29273270
>psycho pie ponychan oc.jpg

>>29273220
>Implying Rarity doesn't have DIAMOND STORM

>>29273294
I somewhat agree. I think when the point of the image is "a pony in a sweater" you can't really alter the clothing too much without making it too different, but generally, yeah, they have their own fashions and we should try and emulate that

>>29273318

We already discussed this. Hoppip wishes to lick pony as a pony while covered in ice cream.

>>29273215
>today a really good friend told me that I remind her of Rarity.

SHE WANTS TO FUCK

>I'm only half-joking

>>29273065
Make your own mythos; I don't have to follow it. I have three vastly different cosmologies for three different epic-concept fanfics, and two specific cosmologies of the Royal Sisters for most of my other fics: infallible Celestia and fallible Celestia.

>>29273225
And that's the problem. Popular fanon quickly gets overused to the point that anything clever or funny is lost. Just look at Derpy or any other joke that has been completely run into the ground.

>>29273318
I can only be paired with another pony?!

>>29273318
I would be a pegasus, and I would be in Dash's house, and I'm sure you can guess what we're doing.

>>29273301
Yes, and with a boring color combination.

>>29273204
Why, man? Why do you have to remind me of all these awesome fucking voices?

Now I can't decide which I want Discord to have!

Ihaveunrealisticexpectationsonwhatislikelytobeatwoshotvillainwithnocharismaorflair

>>29273318

You know the rest.

>>29273344
That's why you've got to strike while the iron is hot.

>>29273215
She is trying to tell you that you are the prettiest pony and you have a lovely voice but you whine/complain a lot
also you are good at finding diamonds

>>29273318
I'd be a pegasus. Preening Dash's wings

>>29273318

>>29273356
Why is everyone so insistent on having Trixie and Gilda appear in a new episode but nobody ever talks about Steven Magnet?

>yfw his canonical name becomes Steven

>>29273180
One of the things I find so fascinating about classical greek and roman mythology is that there are many many versions of all the stories - There is a sense of cohesion in that they all deal with similar concepts, but how they go about it can very dramatically...

Let's just start throwing stories out there and see what sticks.

namefagging so you can find me later

>>29273326

>psycho pie

You do know this is a real OC right?

>>29273334

Well my point is it *should* be too different. They are an entirely different species with a drastically different anatomy. I want to see what their clothing would actually look like. I am not interested in them being shoved in a garment designed for a hominid that would fail miserably at its purpose.

I just want more art of actual pony clothing, it would probably be cute.

>>29273409
don't lie to us hoppip
we know you want to turn them inside out and stick your hand up their ass while covered in sticky ice cream
we know that's your fetish

>>29273361
Playing video games?

>>29273378
Unless Discord is gonna be like BoogieMan from PPG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVeNauQaLk
That'd be kinda funny, but unlikley. Discord, lord of disco, shall forever live on in /co/'s hearts.

>>29273215
That you are a horse. Congratulations!

>overrating Discord again

God, you guys know that he will be shit anyway.

>>29273419
That mane is actually giving me a headache

>>29273419
Yes, that is what I was referencing.

>>29273386
But I don't want to simply copycat something simply because people will like it regardless.

>>29273414
Cause he's a flamboyant, breathing plot device that lives out in the middle of the goddamn Everfree.

Gilda and Trixie stuck around being antagonists for a whole episode.

>>29273204
Are we doing cartoon villains or will any villain do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8

All ponies should really give this whole clothes thing a try...

>>29273419

thats not even that bad.

i mean, the pony goes to raves, thats way less autistic than most, usually its "this pony is misunderstood and highly intelligent, he can't talk to girls but fluttershy is his waifu"

>>29273430
im trying to work out what this would look like and failing

>>29273425
It would be crazy cute, but the artist would basically have to reinvent clothing design for a quadruped, given that we basically have very little in the show to work off, and that sounds like a lot of work. Hopefully we'll see ponier designs in s2, give artists a bit more to take inspiration from

>>29273447

Oh, well then there we go.

I find it funny people care about Discord at all. We don't even know what the fuck he is.

He could be some immense campy faggot that makes Nightmare Moon look like Sauron

>>29272998
>>29272998
I need more of this guy

>>29273309
Holy crap, was that really him, or did he just sound like him?

>>29273471
sauron was kinda camp.

Camp villains are always the most interesting

>>29273154
White and purple? My good sir, there is so much more to her appearance than just white and purple.

Her coat, horn, and hooves are an almost white shade, and their tint is itself in the purples. Her eyes are a bright blue, which her cutie mark matches. She wears a cyan eyeshadow.

Her mane and tail are not simply purple. There's a gradient that runs from violet to lavender.

>>29273341
I get where you're coming from, Duplex, and no one is forcing you to follow any particular mythos. I'm pretty much the same. What I'm saying is that it'd also be nice if we could condense the aspects of world-building that we agree on into a mythos that we can all make use of, for a certain sense of "fandom continuity" if we'd like to do so. Just another idea, except devised by more than one individual, you know? Getting all this world-building and discussion together into one coherent framework.

>>29273417
I don't think I have anything of note at the moment, but it sounds like a good idea, man, and I definitely agree on the issue of cohesion in classical Greco-Roman mythology. I'll do what I can!

>>29273471

What's with all the pessimism?

>who cares about Discord

Everyone cares, he's the new fucking villain. Sure some of the speculations are outlandish but it's certainly more fun discussing his possible personality than horsecocks and the like.

>>29273460
Terrible color scheme, inserts character into the family of one of the main cast  >makes transdimensional wormholes when flying , awful name etc

>>29273282
Hey my man!
I got a question.
I want the core to have a Angelic looking creature attached to it
Y/N?

>>29273462
imagine a pony. That's hoppip.

Now imagine another pony. That's the other pony. Now turn it inside out. But instead of blood and guts and shit, they were made out of ice cream. So there's ice cream everywhere. Now make pony hoppip stick her hand up ice cream pony's reversed ass.

>>29273500
Sauron doesn't talk yo.
He is either a giant eye, or referred to in tales as this ethereal being (Necromancer) or his original form.

GOD WHY CAN'T I STOP LISTENING TO THESE SONGS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cELTdtw6U&feature=related

♪I dig my hole you build a wall
I dig my hole you build a wall
One day that wall is gonna fall

Gon' build that city on a hill
Gon' build that city on a hill
Some day those tears are gonna spill

So build that wall and build it strong cause
We'll be there before too long♪

>>29273512
She's an ugly mule and she's white and purple.

>>29273378
In all likelihood, we're probably going to get a guy that sounds close to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkk8sVajqE
Just saying.

Also, villain song.

>>29273471
>Camp
This is a bad trait?

I mean, Him was so Camp he was going straight into Tranvestite teritory,which is a sorta of roundabout that has no exits.
Was he still scary as fuck?

>>29273318
I would be a young male pony (like Snips or Snails) and I would be with Pinkie Pie. (I think her energetic cheerfulness would make it especially fun.)

>>29273539

>>29273500
What if he's a mincing homosexual but not in a good way like Him?

>>29273464

You don't need to work off the show. Real horses have clothing you know. Plus, it does show up in the show quite a bit, examples cited above. Its not that hard, you just have to consider the subject's anatomy rather than use prepacked stuff. Barding and other forms of horse outfitting has been around a very, very long time.

>>29273545
not when he was a dude murdering all those warriors back in the day.

>>29273512

i guess. look, i'm totally not able to be objective, so i'm gonna bow out of this discussion.

>>29273514
Are you familiar with the Classic Greek creation story? The sky god Uranus married the earth goddess Gaia. Their children were pretty fucking ugly. So he tried to kill them all.

>>29273535
Wait, wait, remind me of what we're talking about here first? I'm confused.

Also, massive déjà vu all of a sudden. This doesn't feel right at all!

>>29273252 day-glo
Hey David.

>>29273549
>Listening to Bastion's OST
Shit, mang, my respect for you just skyrocketed.

>>29273555
>Trips makes it true

>Discord turns out to be an Alicorn and acts like Sephiroth
>he also mentions his name six million times

>your rage face when

>>>/tg/16144890

can't you keep this shit contaminated?

>>29273607
I finished it the other day, and fuck me if Zulfs' song didn't get to me.

>>29273613

NOPE

>>29273613

>>29273534

oh yeah, i'm not saying it's good, it's just usually all those things plus a steamy load of autism.

>>29273597
Not so much that one! Thank you for that. I'm not really the most knowledgeable, but it's very intriguing. I'll have to do some heavy reading soon! I'll probably focus on Mayan and Aztec mythology anyway, they've always been more interesting, and more mysterious, to me personally.
It kind of reminds me of Cronos and Zeus, though, albeit on a completely different tack. Infanticide seemed to be a very prevalent mindset among the Greco-Roman gods, haha!

>>29273378
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRqbUBEv9n8
is the only voice I can think of Discord having.

>>29273597
Yeah, and look what it got him. Castrated.

>>29273500

Sauron was in no way camp. You never even saw him in the story. He was always referenced, never seen. In the trilogy at least.

>>29273624
>Contaminated
I think the word you're looking for is "contained".

>>29273613
>Discord talks in third person like Trixie
>Trixie is in episode; they banter back and forth in 3rd person for a good minute
That'd be awesome.

>>29273572
well, then the writers just fucked it all up havent they?

goddamn writers, writers are the worst. Right RS?

So does camp mean frumpy?

>>29273689

That would wear thin on so many peoples' nerves.

>>29273673
This is now the voice I hear Discord having.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X3Ih2vU7yo&feature=related

..-.--.-...-.

>>29273613
>Choosing the ponychan discord over Dis/co/rd
NO
NO NO NO NO NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29273597
I actually love the idea of a pre celest/luna world where the gods are vengeful/lots of conflict/etc.
The they come along and set things right.

>>29273657
Greek mythology has a lot of stories about the father trying to kill his son, and the son being the victor. Gaia tried to kill Cronos, Cronos tried to kill Zeus etc.

Zeus actually was the smart one by sleeping with a bunch of earth women who's kids would never be as strong as he was

>>29273624
I fail to see how this isnt /tg/ related, guy, but it's unlikely it is us. or if it is, he should know better

>>29273613
KH2 Sephiroth or FF7?

Cause FF7 Sephiroth was actually pretty light hearted until he found out who he was and then he became a not dark but a "I'm pissed and I don't give a shit" kind of dude.

KH2 sephi was just like ThE DARKNESS IN YOUR HEART CLOUD THERE IS NO LIGHT

>>29273699

>>29273736
KH2 Sephiroth for maximum trolling

>>29273673
>Keith David as Discord
I can't even begin to describe how fucking okay I would be with this.

>>29273691
That's right. Writing is the lowest form of communication.

>>29273712

This will always be the true form of Discord

best tumblr updated

http://askthediamonddogs.tumblr.com/

>>29273736
What does it matter, anyway? Sephiroth was always a gigantic raging faggot.

>>29273773

>>29273756
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>29273726
Err... the titans and gods are immortal in greek mythology. It was more about imprisoning them. In their bellies if nowhere else.

>>29273747
I really never heard camp before
>>29273762
I thought throwing rocks at each other was

>>29273726
Mmm, and it's not even contained to the gods. Makes you wonder what about the Greek paradigm led to these stories, in which sons were so bent on usurping the dominant position of the father that they'd go to any lengths to do so.
Ah, well, I'm no expert. Best to just leave it to those who are. I didn't have a clue about Gaia, though, which is pretty neat, so thanks for that!

>>29273613
I'm warning you now. I swear to any deity that will listen: if you so much as whimper one more word of this HERESY, by the maker you will WORSHIP my apocalyptic rage.

>>29273784

This cannot be the true form of Discord, not without Mako

>>29273778
that's the wrong one.
This one is Klondikes
http://ask-a-diamond-dog.tumblr.com/

>>29273801
As strange as it sounds, I've adopted the basic idea behind it. The son should strive to be better than the father. To accomplish what he could not.

>>29273803

>>29273778
You know what is rage-worthy? The fact that the bigger tumblrs aren't plugging Klondike's when it's so good. God damn, that's a fucking joke and a half.

I've never heard of this until recently

my god


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1HZp4ClFXY

>>29273798
hoity toity was quite camp. A light example.

Ever watched will and grace? The kind of airy fairy gay stereotype is camp, the tutting and hand gestures all the time with that strut. Girly too

>>29273798
Nah, it's more like 'campy' is something that's fun because it's dumb. Think, like, The Evil Dead 2. That's a really campy horror flick.

Really awful definition, but whatever. Google it.

>>29273806

>>29273806

>>29273514
I know; it's just that when fanon crystallizes, we can't write a Derpy story without people asking "Where's Dinky?"

The only bits we've gotten from Lauren are that Blueblood is descended from a cousin of Celestia and Luna. That implies parents and other noble horses of great wisdom and power in the ancient days. Also, the ponies of Equestria were living in huts and corrals 1000 years ago, but now have science and industry, however magically dependent they are.

>>29273801

The fandom will NEVER decide on a unified fanon mythos because Equestira's history is too vague and too ripe for many excellent but completely incompatible interpretations.

>>29273838

didn't he start up only a few days ago?

give it time

>>29273778
What a fantastic update.
But I want to know where rover got the red bedsheets

>>29273833
No, no, that makes sense. If you treat it as an issue of expression of independence, individuality, personal strength, achievement, effort and so on, then yeah, there's a lot of sense to it.

>>29273318
I want to be Fluttershy and subservient to Vinyl

>>29273870
No. You really don't.

>>29273806

>>29273839
its not actually that good, sadly.

His flows okay, but his rhymes arent that tight

>>29273879
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>29273833
Absolutely, but the odd thing about greek myths is how intent the fathers are on preventing that, and the extents they go to.

>>29273879

>MS paint line tool

what is this nigger thinking?

Preening eh?

There is much adorableness possible here.
Helping to straighten feathers.
It could be either really cute friendship stuff or ship fuel.

I am decidedly liking this idea.

Hey guys, I finished that request from this morning. I'm about to color it if y'all want to watch.
http://www.livestream.com/mr_freelowscorner?t=840852
>Applebloom is in my pocket

>>29273613
Discord is an alicorn, a cousin of Celestia and Luna.... the father of Blueblood's line.

>>29273879
Why don't we just troll him and then watch him go rage at Klondike's tumblr?

>>29273893
It's nice.

you just hatin on SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG

>>29273601
The core, source of the creatures that Celestia made into discord in my unfinished fic
the one we talked about last time I was on.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QbFPALy2gaBdvIYloc-l98pscDWCHYH-g7lHbzmUkc0/edit?hl=en_US
here's the updated version of the first part by the way!

>>29273849
>when fanon crystallizes

I hate when this happens. Memetics dictates that this happens because the idea is simple or funny enough that it's able to spread quickly.

those kinds of ideas suck.

>>29273926
white people shouldnt rap. Its just not right

>>29273907
Preening could range between platonicaly adorable and incredibly intimate, depending on how it's done. Truly a flexible subject!

>>29273849
True. And as >>29273854 says, there's this entire massive world and thousands of years in it that people have to work with. There's a lot of interesting interpretations and a great deal of different ideas that are sensible, fun and even believable, to an extent. I'm just saying, though it may be a pipe dream, it might be nice to have some things that we can agree on, for me, at least.

>>29273860
Good point, damn my impatience.

>>29273911
because his ask/reblog comments parse through SOCIUL NATWURKS HRUR DRUR

>>29273940

>>29273953
White people CAN rap.

hippy hey
hippy oh
oh yeah
you like that
swag swag swag
swag swag swag

>>29273840
No, I've never watched Will and Grace. Or Three And A Half Men. Or Everybody Loves Raymond.

>>29273970
Adverb. Pronoun

>>29273909
>taking fanon seriously

>>29273940

Its fanon. You can ignore it and completely invent your own at any time.

>>29273907
Sensuous feather preening?

But how? Do you suppose its only something they do with their lips? Or their front teeth? Both?

>>29273970

>>29273970
SWAGGITY SWAGGITY
COME ON YOU KNOW THE WORDS, KIDS
SWAGGITY SWAGGITY
KILL ENGINES AT A RED, BURN WOOD, LEARN AT SCHOOL

>>29273997
Licks

>>29273997
Depends on how intimate they want to get

>>29273940
Lesbian dash was great before it became such a big deal though

>>29273997
It would involve the tongue. Pony licking pony. Maybe lightly scraping their teeth across the individual feathers.

>>29273958
I am trying SO HARD not to just think about Rainbow Dash and Gilda adjusting each others feathers only to get into a tickle fight which is walked in on at which point they both immediately step away from each other, adjusting their respective mane/head feathers.

Oh. Well. Nevermind. There it is in my head.

why do males have no place in their world other than to serve the women

>>29273936
Ah, right! Now I remember. An angelic appearance might be good depending on what sort of impression you want to give, do you want this "core" to be perceived as something natural and good, or is it meant to be inherently corrupt? I don't know, man, it sounds neat, but do what feels best to you. Works best that way.
Alright, thanks for the link, man!

>Latin American McDonald's comercial for Ponies is up

OHMYGODOHMYGO-

>G3 on the commercial

MCDONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCq0JjDfsGE

>>29274030
Before the fanon crystallized, yes.

>>29273996
It's easy to ignore it yourself. But when you dare post a picture with, say DJ Scratch (or whatever you call her) with the 'wrong' colored eyes?

Suddenly nobody cares about the image itself, more the way it contradicts with fanon.

Waiting for the inevitable crossing of fetishes:
Wingboners combined with preening equals

Welp.
>Don't want my idea just going down to my abysmal thoughts, dissapearing

Was thinking up a comic crossover, FIM with Shadow of the Colossus, Twilight riding on top of a quadripedal Spike, Celestia laying on her stomach behind, as Spike walks over the bridge
Then Twilight lays Celestia on the dais, hearing a dark voice, both male and female, thunder from above, speaking of the sacrifice she has to make to bring Celestia back to life

Then a shot of Twilight and Spike travelling

ending with Spike and Twilight standing next to each other, a colossi looking down at them, towering far above.

>>29274044

This is that fucking calamity picture all over again isn't it.

>>29273902
A dirty cheater he is! Take it from an MS paint master, who has never once used the line tool!

>>29274030
It's still great imho

>>29274054
>G3
Ohshitniggerswhatareyoudoing.jpg

>>29274044

>>29274044

we were doing so good, no need to drag griffons into this. Besides they have beaks, they would preen like birds and probably would benefit from NOT having ponyslobber on their feathers.

>>29274054
Haha, I like how the clip was from 3.5 and the toys are from 4.

...

God I'm such a faggot for caring about that

>>29273318
does blazing up something fierce count as a sexual situation
then it'd basically be the equivalent of a two person orgy, somehow
oh and then she'd teach me the intricacies of zebra alchemy. weird stuff.

>>29273976
>Three And A Half Men

but I never watched any of em except will and grace and only twice.

>>29274044
I bet you're also trying not to think about them playfully fighting in the air on a lazy afternoon, before accidentally knocking each other out of the air and into the dirt below. I'm fairly certain you're trying not to think about them laughing as they try and clean each other, made slightly more awkward by their stiffening wings, as dash runs her tongue over gilda's wings, and gilda picks out the bits of dirt with her beak. Certainly you don't want to think about that.

>>29273758
and this is all I can hear as his theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih6PhgrsdRw&feature=autoplay&list=PL4D71B50F05FB9906&lf=B
Fa&playnext=1

>You're white
>You can't be swag

>>29274102
>not enjoying Will and Grace

Come on, man. That's, like, not possible.

>>29274047
what do you mean 'their' world?

>>29274066
>implying Spike shouldn't be the hero and Twilight his mount

>>29274064
You're too slow, anonymous! Yesterday's thread gave me that fetish!

>>29274133

dohohoho!

wait what were we talking about

>>29274133
ponies

>>29274079
you gotta have the ponyslobber
that's the best part

>>29274054
Do they serve tacos and burritos at mexican McDonalds?

>>29274069
That's how my brain works, yo.
Images get in there and they become increasingly vivid until they drive me mad.

But hey, this one is the kinda thing that might maybe one day happen in the show if they have a Junior Speedsters flashback. Or I'll just work it into a goddamn fan fic.

>>29274126
never said I din't enjoy it. its just never on
>>29274121
well, unless you're me, you might as well not try, knawmsean?

Im the blackest white guy since the first african albino

>>29274079
What do you think Dash's ponyslobber tastes like?

>>29274152
What do they call McDonalds in Ireland? Is it just Donalds?

>>29274134
But Twilight is the one with emotional bonds for Celestia, Spike just respects her.

>>29274140

alright /co/, rate these things

wingboners, wingjobs and preening

>>29274069
Did that every actually get done, or is it doomed to a life of being in Pacce's head forever?

>>29274148
Horn jobs and how they work in contrast to preening

You oviraptor-fag

>>29274134
>not saying Rarity shouldn't be the one brought back

Yellow

>>29274096
just admit it dinofag, you'd be all over that zibba ass

>>29274152
Just burritos, and that's only at breakfast, like a normal McDonald's.

>>29274126
Yes, it is. Just sayin.

>>29274179
All three. At the same time. Pegasi have the best of times.

>>29274179
8/10, 0/10, 10/10

>>29274177
Twilight - Spike - Rarity

>>29274179
Preening
Wingjobs
Winboners

>>29274179
I WILL NOT CHOOSE ANY OF THESE OPTIONS
INSTEAD I CHOOSE...

THE COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

>>29274223
Whatever, it's just an idea anyways.

gamespoiler Whoever is the mount is the one to draw the short straw

>>29274118
Dude. I already wrote that.
Well.
It was humanized.
And Seth DID request a version of it NOT humanized.
Hmmmm... Nah.

>>29274047

Because its the price the males have to pay for living in a world where the entire female population devolves into a riotous cocklust at set intervals. One they gladly pay.

>>29274179
8.8/10
???/10 i still dont understand wingjobs
9/10 sounds promising

>>29274241
so you're choosing to be mauled by a horse with wings

>>29274179

Don't forget about hornjobs. And hoofjobs. And hoofing.

>>29274188
hey, oviraptors are cool
they die protecting their eggs and thus be wrongfully accused of being egg stealers and don't afraid of anything

wings don't spurt. Maybe just shudder and vibrate

anyway hornjobs top tier all day erry day

>>29274264

>>29274184
MS SAID he was gonna do it.
I just have to actually catch one of his streams.

>>29274264
>hornjobs
>hoofjobs
Sounds painful

>>29274264

what is it called if they jerk you off using magic?

>>29274262
>Wingjobs
It's when they use their wings to jack you off. How hard can it be to understand?

>>29274262
I believe "wingjob" is a blanket term for any action a pegasi performs with their wings for the purposes of stimulation. Whether that be some sort of rubbing, flapping, or whatever, so long as it's mostly in the wings.

>>29274277
>$

>>29274168
Horse spit. Why would it taste like anything else?

>>29274272
I'm not hatin' on the oviraptors, I always thought they were cool with the whole crest/beak combo they evolved with and shit. Much more interesting than fucking Troodon at least

But I digress, ponies.

>>29274284
sorcery

>>29274050
well the angelic being is more attached to the core via various wires and tubes piercing the being's back and sides, while the core looks like a cross between a cancerous pus filled mass and a artificial heart

>>29274179
Wings and horns aren't dicks.
At best they could be sensitive.

>>29274256
>Boy, I sure do enjoy this Sexy, Tasteful fanfic about humanizzed Dash and Gilda
>I want a NON HUMAN VERSION!
>Well time to go prove to everyone on EQD I'm not a furry
A day in the life of sethisto.

>>29274302
holla holla

>hornjobs
>wingjobs

Jesus Earth ponies out in the cold again? Is there ANY benefit to being an earth pony?

They are probably the most fertile too.

>>29274168

like the first few seconds of fruit stripe gum.

>>29274190
want to give Vinyl a hickey

Does anyone have the image of the OC Slywit found on Ponychan called Princess Incestia?

>>29274284
fairy-tale happy ending

>>29274325
wings could be very sensitive due to normally being folded away, and being used to detect tiny changes in air flow. Horns aren't physically sensitive, the spa sisters took a file to Rarity's without any discomfort, but they could be very magically sensitive.

>>29274329
LOL I AM TROL U MAD CO?

>>29274284
Shit. I guess this all needs to be worked out. A hornjob is when a horn gets stroked or sucked off. A horning is when the horn penetrates vag or butt.

Is that OK so far?

>>29274333
Man, I was about to respond seriously to this, but then I realized what the fuck I was typing.

Goddamn you people. Stop doing that to my head.

>>29274333
Tailjob.

>>29274324
Vaguely sounds like something out of NGE.

>>29274333
Their natural endurance isn't just useful for pulling trains and bucking trees. They can go for days.

>>29274300
I guess that makes sense then, maybe wingjobs are strictly pegasus 2 pegasus things as well. Wings on wing

Damn, Celestia must give got tier wingjobs then right?

>>29274333
Superior stamina

>>29274324
It sounds a lot like Jenova. Very interesting, a cool concept certainly, one that's intriguing to the last, but a lot like Jenova nonetheless. I like it, though, like it a lot.

>>29274369
What about if it's the magic itself that penetrates? Just applying telekinetic force where appropriate

>>29274377
Like a mink!

>wingboners
kinda seems like it could been cute. I've never seen it implemented well.
>wingjobs
I just wanna rub my cock all over their wings
>preening
Sounds sensual and erotic. 10/10
>hornjobs
It's funny to think of unicorns ramming their horns up eachother's butts but this doesn't sound too practical.
>hoofjobs
I don't think this would be very nice. I'd accept one anyway though.
>hoofing
Nah

>>29274377

>>29274381
Celestia's wingjobs are the things of legend. She also has the rather more unique hairjob.

>>29274381
>Celestia
>'God Tier' wingjobs

>>29274333

They work with, and on, their legs a lot, so a good massage would probably be welcome.

>>29274350
True facts.

"OUR HORNS ARE TOUCHING!"

>>29274387

So their bonus only applies if they stick with other Earth Ponies

>>29274333
Sensitive necks and joints all around

>>29274391

damn anon, you have the best ideas

Which pony would you most like to hug?

>>29274409
>Dogface
>Dogface everywhere

>>29274333

This makes sense.

>>29274412
but heir hair is a localized aurora
it has no substance
it would just feel like a tingling sens-ooooohhhh

>>29274391
Those are called magicjobs.

>>29274375
That's what I was thinking too...
3.0 WHEN?!

>>29274432
one other earth pony, or several dozen unicorns or pegasi.

>>29274432
Like celestia intended!

>>29274441
Most of them, barrring Mr. Cake

He looks awfully pointy

>>29274441
Luna.

>>29274441
pretty much any of them
I'd only want to go further with a few

>>29274417
>horns touching

BUT ISN'T THAT GAY

KINDA LIKE BALLS TOUCHING GAY

>>29274449
That's some grade A creativity there, RS. But what else could I expect from a writefag of your caliber.

>>29274227
With short, quick motions, Rainbow moved her lips along several of Fluttershy's left-wing primary feathers, straightening breaks in their smoothness and returning their flight characteristics to full capacity.

She pressed her lips to the gland near Fluttershy's tail, then moved on to another group of primaries. Rainbow repeated the process for several minutes.

Fluttershy sat there and squeaked. Her wings were fully erect, her tail was lifted, and her forehooves were clenching and unclenching with every stroke of Rainbow's lips. She could feel the tensions of the day and of her life dropping away, replaced by that other tension, that need.

She would have to visit Pinkie soon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uropygial_gland