plot hi-jack

what is this marshmally pony

DASH

>Drinking cold whiskey
What a fucking pussy. Maybe it's a good thing Dash isn't a Wonderbolt.

>>29243906
I don't care, I just want to hear it and experience the inevitable eargasms.

>>29243932

>Liberty Bell
>Chastity Bell

awesome.

>>29243968
HA-AAAAA

>>29243983
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
(Guitarriff)

>>29243967
nice stickers
trixie x bonbon

When are they going to make pony ice creams

>>29244002
DASH!

>>29243960
I don't know but here is a sea lion vagina.

>>29243970
>performing complex stunts under the influence of alcohol
the greatest danger a wonderbolt faces is the weight of their giant balls pulling them down to earth. Even the mares.

>>29244015
I'd imagine they'd do so pretty quickly. On that note, since Hasbro's merch distribution is so fucked up, what do you think will come next, and what do you want to see?

>>29244015
I need this so bad you dont even know

derpy sweetie bell ice cream

>>29244018
HA-AAA!

>>29244034

>>29244037
YOU'LL SAVE EVERYONE OF US!
(Guitarriff)

>>29243935
So, when the loses her colors in S2, will her name be Grey Dash.

>mfw she wants to keep the name because it sounds cooler

>>29244044
what the fuck did you just do

i love it

>>29244065
That's the name she takes on when she goes out at night to fight crime

>>29244033
I'd like to see
>ice cream
>full size posters
>art project type stuff (fingerpaints and shit)
>fleece blanket (I think there's one out there already though, so... moar)

>>29244033

I want cutie mark magnets/decals for my car. That seems to be a quite reasonable and simple request.

What I really want is on-model beanie ponies of every character, even the CMC and background ponies. But that will never happen.

>>29244055
"Dash! I love you! But we only have fourteen hours to save Equestria!"

>>29243963
...MS has my applause.

>>29243906
"You Can't Fight the Speed"
Drawing OBVIOUS inspiration from Hairspray's You Can't Stop the Beat.
Song is about How they all found their inspiration for what they do now.
First Verse is about two of the teammates.
Second Verse is about two who are closer and discovered it at the same time.
Third Verse is about Soaren,
Final is taken by Spitfire.
Rainbow Dash joins in on the chorus in the audience on the final run.
In the final shot, we see all their darting around was to actually make a controlled weather pattern that creates irregularly colored lightning bolts, has rivers in the sky, and other strange stuff that eventually keeps itself together in a big performance piece.

>>29244073

"It was SUPPOSED to look like the wrapper..."

>>29244055
>>29244037
>>29244018

DISPATCH WAR ROCKET AJAX TO BRING BACK HER BODY

>>29244093

>beanies

>>29244119
notsureifwant.jpg

This thread is about Pinkie Pie!

>>29244089
Huh.. that blanket is way too small and shitty and girly. I know it's too much to ask for, but they could hire some of our artists, e.g. Megasweet, to design shit for them that's actually not just pony, but cool-looking as well.

>>29244102

ALL MY BITS

Which pony would make the best battered wife?

Fluttershy seems the obvious choice. She'd probably apologize to your fist for running into it with her face. But the others might be just as good, if you think about it.

Applejack is a conservative. A fundamentalist. A wife's place is by her husband's side. She's to be submissive to him. So if you're beating her, she'd probably think it was for her own good. In fact, if you decreased the beatings she'd probably worry you weren't paying her enough attention.

Twilight doesn't know anything about friendship. Even less about marriage. If you beat her, she would probably think it was her fault. She would turn to books. She would see statistics showing many battered wives staying with their husbands. She would see in the history books that a hundred years ago it was common. She'd probably stay with you, because she realizes it's a problem she needs to solve.

Dash? Well, she'd probably fight back. At first. Going for help? Calling the police? That's quitter talk. But every fight you win would diminish her spirit a little bit more. She'd end up a pathetic, quivering mass.

Pinkie Pie? Pinkie Pie wants you to be happy. If you're angry and hitty, then you're probably not very happy. Unless hitting makes you happy, in which case, hit away.

Rarity. Rarity would stay with you at first, assuming you keep the punches to the parts of her body she can cover up with clothing. After all, she only married you in the first place for the money and the social standing, and that's still there. Over the years, she'd get used to it. You could go ahead and punch her in the face then, when she was asking for it. She would just cover up the bruises with sunglasses and lots of make-up. Poorly.

>>29244110
thats some funny ass shit

>>29243906

HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE

>>29244130
I am oookay with this

>>29244055
DA NA DA NA NA
dundundundundundundundundundundundundun

>>29244149

Stop.

>>29244130

Very well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l8ax46y3VA

Would you watch Tekkapony blade?

Fluttershy's parents: Rich as fuck and live in a huge cloud castle
Rarity's parents: Ponyville rednecks
Applejack's parents: dead
Rainbow Dash's parents: mother is always bitching at RD, father never returned back home

>>29244189
>>29244163
well lets do this

>>29244201
In my headcannon

Fluttershy and Dash is switched places

>>29244209

yes, let's

get crunk w/ money nigas

>>29244215

ill second that

>>29244201
I like the idea that Dash's parents were always a little emotionally disconnected. They loved her, but never really showed it - always pushing her to do better, but never stopping to say "well done", or "I love you". Maybe when Dash is the best there is, she'll finally hear those words, and then maybe she can be happy. Maybe.

>>29244230

>>29244215
Dash's parents come to see her, demanding she return home. They've set her up in an arranged marriage.

>>29244149

All of the ponies have shown themselves to be quite good at defending themselves when provoked.

They'd put a hoof through your skull. And that's just the earth ponies...

>>29244149
>battered wife
DOES IT COME WITH CHIPS

HOHOHOHOHO

>>29244163
>you starin at my tushie silly?
cannot unhear

>>29244254

with blueblood. then dash kills blueblood

>>29244256
From monsters, sure. Not from loved ones.

>>29244149
>whyboner

>>29244256
after a few minutes of being pulled around 10g turns, I think most people would get the idea that Dash can beat the shit out of them

>>29244256
>Getting choked by wings
>Getting impaled by horns
Sounds sexual.

>>29244271

>>29244246

guys hurry up and shoop a dick

>>29244201

>>29244149
Fluttershy would compensate by developing a fetish for being viciously beaten and degraded during rough sex

Hey, Klondike, that question about the other DD blog was mine. Do that one okay? okay

>>29244271
>Filthy Unicorn

They'd marry her off to a proper pegasus

>>29244230
PINKIE PIE THREAD!

>>29244294
>erotic asphyxiation wingjobs
damnit guys I don't need even more unreasonably specific fetishes

>>29244259

>>29244295
is that one of those drill rapiers I keep seeing around or is it just a shitty quality picture?

>>29244316

never seen one.

i guess they'd marry her off to one of those dumbass jock pegasi

>>29244330
David Mareadine

>>29244296

>>29244345
>Settle down with Dash
>implying they wouldn't wear each other out within a week
It's a simple choice: break off the relationship or the friction burns are going to start scarring

Did you know any girls who were like the mane six in high school?

>>29244318
>G3
No thanks.

didn't feel like opening incognito to find a dick, so I grabbed this from /b/

>>29244345
Dash can only handle Pinkie in small amounts. Any more and she just aggravates her.

So since Fluttershy's parents don't talk to her anymore, she's free to marry whoever she wants, right?

>>29244357

>>29244374
I knew a girl like Fluttershy, she got addicted to heroin and knocked up with a tar baby

>>29244378
>didn't feel like opening incognito to find a dick,
Are you 12 years old or something?

>>29244298
As you command

>>29244149

great, now I'm excited about violence against women again.

thank you for reminding me that I have serious problems.

on that note, does anyone else have this problem? you know, getting excited by women being abused? My therapist doesn't seem to think it's a problem. I however and very freaked out and saddened by this.

what do?

>>29244288
ah'ts a cyute poneh. YUUZ A CYUTE PONEH! SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY D'AWWW

>>29244389
>implying she isn't dumb as fuck to murder her parents and earn their fortune

>>29244391

do you think gummy ever gums on pinkie's clit

>>29244393
Odd, the girl I knew who was like Dash got addicted to drugs and went into a coma.

>>29244403
no he's smart
i do the same thing
not all of us have the luxury of not living with their parents

>>29244409
Take it to Ponychan. NOW! Anonymous demands it!

too bad I'm b&, else I'd do it

>>29244410
I got an erection while I watched a video of Iraqi POWs being beaten and whipped until they passed out from the pain, I don't think it's a big deal

I like that video from China where they lynch the two thieves, and smash their hands and fingers with rocks, they're screaming the whole time, it's a great one

>>29244374

I knew a girl like Twilight Sparkle. She took her studies so seriously that she barely had time for anything else.

She wasn't very easy on the eyes, either.

>>29244426
I thought my eyes were going jittery there for a moment. Thank you for the mini-heart attack.

>>29244433
Who doesn't have a drug problem these days?

>>29244437
ponychan hates nyx as much if not more than we do

>>29244442

unlike twilight, that is

anyways, back to Pinkie Pie!

>>29244449

>>29244442
>not easy on the eyes
then she was nothing like twilight

>>29244437
I'm so tempted.

>>29244456

>problem

yeah right

>>29244374
I knew lots of girls like Trixie and Gilda.

>>29244378
Dick

I just wanted to say I like the way their cutie marks squash and stretch as they walk.

>>29244442
One of my students this year is like a spitting image of what I imagine Scootaloo to be. She roughhouses, is extremely impatient, has a mess of short hair and has cuts and band aids all over her legs from falling down on her bike (she doesn't care for scooters, go figure)

Shes also spanish, so shes got the whole darker skin color going on too

>>29244435
When I was 16 I had a job and my own computer.

>>29244374
not really, they were a strange mix of FS, PP and rarity, most of them.

>>29244435
Do you seriously think your parents are going to go through your browsing history? Do you seriously not have, at very least, your own user account?

Like he said - 12.

>>29244457
wait a minute. If ponychan hates Nyx, and 4chan hates Nyx, thenwhowasphone?

>>29244442
I hope you're not insinuating that Twilight isn't easy on the eyes.

>>29244496
$20 she's at a truckstop fucking some bulldyke in a cheap motel while smoking meth within the next 5 years

>>29244503

i'm pretty sure we're the one that refuses to stop talking about nyx.

half the people here love nyx secretly, and just pretend to hate her

>>29244496
Send us a picture, if you can
Also you a primary school teacher?

>>29244441
>>29244441

but it's specifically women! I don't get excited by random violence. I get excited when women are getting tortured or beaten up. Not in a sexual way, it just sort of... inspires me? I don't know I just feel like I can do anything when I see women being beaten up. It's like an adrenaline rush.

I feel really fucked up about it, and nobody thinks it's a problem except for me.

>>29244503
tvtropes.

Out of Fluttershy, Dash, Scootaloo, and Derpy, who gives the best wing-jobs?

>>29244449
your welcome

this thread needs more pinkiedash

>>29244522
DashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDash
DashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDash
DashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDashDash

>>29244502
>Do you seriously think your parents are going to go through your browsing history?
no, but fucked if my sister won't just to fuck with me
>Do you seriously not have, at very least, your own user account?
there is no barrier to stop my paranoia

>>29244517
>school teacher
we had one of those come into these threads once

showed us this

>>29244513
What?
>>29244517
Yes Im a primary school teacher.
No Im not going to take a picture of her and upload it here on the internet just because she bears a passing resemblance to what a scootaloo would look like

But damn she is close

>>29244522
Fluttershy's are light and caring, but Dash's make you feel like you can fly yourself.

Scoot's are like being poked with a feather.

>>29244520

>Needs More Love
>they have pages to describe pages on their own website

Dude that website is fucking crazy.

And I mean literally insane. Aren't most of the discussion pages filled with fucking otherkins and shit? I remember seeing a "highlights of TVTropes" article on SomethingAwful or something and it was horrifying.

>>29244543

I won't speak for anyone else here, but I managed to make it through the prologue and 3/4 of chapter two before I had to stop. It's total fucking bullshit that anyone can read that story. Nyx is the Naruto of the story minus whatever flaws Naruto has. She's fucking perfect in every way and everyone drops everything and forgets their own senses to care for this little black piece of shit that no one can be bothered to get rid of.

>inb4 youarethismad.jpg

>>29244505
see
>>29244461

I also once knew a girl like Fluttershy.
Once she got a boyfriend, it became apparent that she was a nymphomaniac.

>>29244522

>>29244565
>inb4 youarethismad.jpg
But we agree with you!

>>29244562
This is one of those 'Why didn't I think of that' pictures

UGH

>>29244522

Fluttershy - virgin, doesn't know what she's doing, clumsy but gets the job done

hides afterwards

Dash - makes you cum in ten seconds flat, gives you friction burns on your cock from her feathers

Scootaloo - thinks its gross, but will do anything to get her cutie mark, is unintentionally sexy and the taboo of getting a wingjob from a little filly is incredibly hot, you drench her with your "tree sap"

Derpy - the best wing job you've ever had, you have no idea how she does it

>>29244503
As usual, people mistake the loudest and most annoying people to be the majority. Only this is coupled with the misguided belief of a number of communities that you can't say anything negative about anything.

/co/ is one of the exceptions of course, which is why we're drowning in shit most of the time.

>>29244558
It looks like they've scrapped troper tales, which is a shame because I was planning on fapping to them.

I want to see a song like this in S2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

>>29244555
well you're no fun
if someone like AB or sweetie comes, you have to force them to wear capes and undertake zany adventures. they also have to fight a snake
>>29244550
the fuck?

would a hoofjob be considered a handjob or a footjob

That's right, indoctrinate those young minds with pony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgXf-gcRe1I

Is it just me, or is this teacher basically showing students MLP under the guise of teaching them English?

>>29244590
I know that feel.
If you can convince a company to come out with a mlp product, what would it be? Pic related of course.

>>29244617

Best of both worlds.

>>29244617
There's no distinction in Equestria

>>29244592
You've put alot of thought into this, haven't you?

>>29244616
I don't think I'll ever get a student that looks, or sounds like Applebloom where I work

Sweetie too, no white ppl here lol

>>29244550

Napoleon wasn't short.

>>29244617
depends if it's a front hoof or back hoof

>>29244636
wings are sexy

>>29244629
>>29244633

I think it's an inbetween, because their hooves seem to function interchangeably as hands and feet. The back two hooves are usually used for kicking stuff, the front two are used as the hands.

>>29244614

What the fuck did I just watch?

>>29244627

>>29244627

>>29244647
I have no words.

>>29244638
sweetie bell sounds black though.

>>29244618
princess looooooona

>>29244647
They are so pretty

>>29244662
>>29244663

>>29244638
where do you work?

>no white people
europe in 20 years?

DOHOHOHOHO

>>29244664
I don't want you to talk, Dash. Actions speak louder than words.

>>29244665
Only when shes singing

C'mon, shes total white unicorn

>>29244680

>>29244680
I work in the Bronx (NY) by Morris Park

>>29244682
its applebloom's VA singing

>>29244592
>why wingboner

>>29244658
He-Man singing "What's Going On?" by Four Non Blondes.

>>29244681
I know what you're insinuating, and I don't like it.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Entertaining

>>29244689
I was gonna say brooklyn, is that close?

Are the kids there rough then?

>>29244663
>>29244662
ALLOFMYMONEYMIND

>>29244699
Show me that sproing, dashie.

>>29244694
But Applebloom has no wings...

>Queen songs in the thread
>No Celestia Singing "Who wants to live Forever"
>no Celestia - Luna Duo of "Princes of the Universe"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE

Dash's wingjobs would be too fast. She's start, you'd cum (which would be intense, I'll admit) and that'd be it.

>>29244718
That makes the why all the more disturbing.

>>29244716
Fuck you, and fuck you're weird fetishes.

>>29244722

She'd vibrate her wings so fast it'd be like those back massagers on your dick.

Which are fucking fantastic, by the way.

>>29244722

Thats why you smack her and tell her to slow down. She is a pony, she is built for corrective smacking

>>29244722
>you really are the fastest in equestria.jpg

>>29244627

Seriously though, how do we get Hasbro and Hostess to follow through on these?

>>29244739

>>29244704
Mostly good kids, the one who is like Scoots is a total dynamo of energy, she's hilarious because shes rough already and the other kids are all like afraid of her sorts, its pretty funny. She needs to stop shoving kids around for fun....

I bet she has like 4 older brothers or something.

>>29244722
Her sheer speed and abrasiveness would rip the skin right off, like a sloppy sock

>>29244752
i demand this pic to be real

>>29244739
Fuck me? Well, that is the plan.

>>29244757

>>29244763
What a lovely mental image.

I keep getting "This filetype is not allowed" when I try to post >>29244409 on Ponychan. Someone post+cap on my behalf.

>>29244592
>fluttershy
There was a drawing to this effect. Who was the artist? Weaver or something?

>>29244767
this?

>>29244410
Don't worry, anon. There's nothing wrong with having misogyny as a fetish. There's a difference between reality and fetishes.

>>29244779
I'll give it a shot.

>>29244768
Ponies are a weird fetish to have...

>>29244739

Imagine how good those pretty blue wings would feel lightly brushing against the underside of your long stiff cock.

It wouldn't be long until you add white to Dash's rainbow mane

>>29244753
with guaranteed sales of course

Fluttershy would be terrible when thinking about it. But if you blindfolded her, she'd be amazing.

>>29244719
freddie looks like a mother fucking god in this video.

>>29244763
They're feathery, it's the lightest of touches.

The heaviest lightest of touches you'll ever have.

>>29244784
wait, why does it matter if Dashie came quick? They're both mares

>>29244784
not exactly

>>29244789

WAIT

THERE IS?

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST EXPENSIVE PREFERENCES

>>29244798
Humans are a weird fetish to have.

>>29244808
i think its kind of a satire, dude

>>29244794
God speed, Jesus

>>29244808

Because it's funny.

god damn it she better not be

>>29244825
aww, I was kinda hoping someone would implicate that one of them was futa, for the pony simulator

>>29244798
aren't most fetishes?

>>29244840
Isn't that the definition of a fetish??

>>29244803
she'd milk you slow and softly with feather-light touches, tracing along your length in small semi-circles

>>29244840
Define 'Fetish'

>>29244836
i dont get it..

>>29244819

The sad truth is that Lyra didn't even originally have a human fetish. She just did it as a cry for attention. Things snowballed from there however.

>>29244794
>giving them something they'll laugh at until they ban you
you must really like ponychan to keep going back there

>>29244840
No, all fetishes are weird and disgusting except for mine

>>29244775

Silly Anon, that's Bravespark, not-

Oh god dammit.

>>29244627

I will do whatever it takes to make this happen.

>>29244784

I totally know the guy who drew that IRL.

The real question is what would Princess Celestia's wingjob be like?

>>29244856
Lyra is an otherkin

>>29244800
And then you'd have to clean them. Rubbing her wings all over, massaging every feather, while she melts beneath your hands, her wings flopping down and her eyes rolling up in pleasure

>>29244863
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat?

>>29244855
they said that dj pon-3 might be a pale yellow in season 2. and yes she's in season 2.

>>29244870
godly

>>29244882
sauce

>>29244870
Like fire, and ice, and the heart of the sun. No mortal could survive.

>>29244860
All the bans in the world can't keep me away!

>>29244860
Have you even see that picture he's going to post?

>>29244882

>and yes she's in season 2.

Awesome.

>might be a pale yellow in season 2.

...What the fuck is this? Might be? Why can't they just say?

>>29244870
Mindblowing, transcendent

Crazy magic sex, 12 hour long orgasms

>>29244882
... WHAT??

>>29244878
My new one

>>29244804
>Freddie Mercury
>Not looking like a God all the damn time

Nigga what

>>29244892
i cant remeber from where
im not one to be asking for sources.

>>29244882

actually I am pretty sure it was Flash and he said she already is a pale yellow, and was in the scene she appeared in. Then something about how they like the white version of her the fans did too.

>>29244898
>Why can't they just say?
Probably because nobody was really paying attention to her exact shade of color. It's the sort of thing only obsessive fans care about.

>>29244878

The thought of Rainbow Dash rolling her eyes back and panting and moaning in pleasure gave me a giant poner

She's such a pretty girl, she needs you to make her feel good

As you massage her wings, you slowly caress further and further back until you get to her tight, toned but feminine and soft ass, then gently spread the cheeks apart

>>29244894
yup, you're tsunder for ponychan
>>29244895
ponychan hates nyx
and your guys's words not mine and i quote "its full of /b/tards"
so i see to reason why they should even be phased

>>29244934

>>29244882

OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN.

>>29244934
No

>>29244934

How do you get a new IP with Hotspot shield? I am permabanned from ponychan on it and BFVPN is not working for me.

>>29244893

Reminds me of this.

Work thus far with the Rarity being dragged off by the Dragon.

I was gonna re-watch the series after not watching it for awhile and when i went to watch it on youtube all the videos were down, so where do you recommend i go to watch it?

>>29244870

She has like a 20-foot wingspan. She'd tickle your entire body lightly and expertly with her wings (after all, she has at least a thousand years of experience) until your entire body has an orgasm

you cum so hard and for so long it feels like you've ejaculated your entire body out through your dick

>>29244953
>>29244955
DIRTY, DIRTY BOYS!

>>29244934

>>29244960

Pretty sure Ponychan checks your MAC address or some shit, something 4chan doesn't do, so you can't really evade bans there.

>>29244933
Living in a house above the clouds ensures you won't be interrupted for the whole night. And by god, are you going to make use of that.

>>29244939
I'm not so sure anymore. I'm sure the mods are pussy /b/tards, but I know a lot of my friends who started watching MLP floated towards ponychan because they can't handle /co/ or /b/

>>29244960
most of them are already banned, you need a new method

I used to leech proxies off pub sites and forums, but only 1 out of every 200 or so would be unbanned here, you really need to use a VPN or pay for fresh proxies

>>29244969

Dude that background looks awesome as all get out.

>>29244960
Never mind.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/36654476.html

>>29244974
I just remembered that I haven't showered yet...

>>29244960
[speech 100/9001] I seriously implore you to reconsider your fruitless efforts

>>29244977
Your MAC address never leaves your local network under IPv4. They could drop a cookie on your machine, but that's pretty much all they can reasonably do.

>>29244939
We have to keep the Admins on their toes
We will scatter their power.
Reduce their threads to ashes
And gather into our Bosoms their waifus

>>29244974

>>29245000
>implying you cannot delete cookies

Silly Dash, that's not how you fix a cloud.

>>29244995
Go take a Scootashower

>>29244993
>>29244998
[FAILED] dammit

>>29244993
hey, zeus

>>29244995
I would lick the fermented sweat off Scoot's unwashed body

>>29245018
of course you can, my point was that that's about as advanced as they can get, there aren't a great deal of other practical methods of identification

>>29244972
Anyone?

>>29244934
Should I?

>>29245012
404 in ten seconds flat

Got a screencap before it 404d

>>29245012
you need to fix the nose but other than that its creepy

>>29245057

>>29244978

You place your nose on her enticing little pucker and sniff deeply. It smells of skittles.

She gasps sharply as you lay your wet tongue on her crinkle.

>>29245033
Looks like Dash is repairing...cloud nine

Also, link to stream. for all you guys who like Streaming ponies and Slayer

http://www.livestream.com/dooks

>>29245012

AAAAAAHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT

That's amazing.

>>29245067
i am not the one who made the picture

>>29244972

Only the accounts with large numbers of views were targeted. There are still a few lesser channels that have all the uploads (off the top of my head I remember BeanyOne and DarkSaber64x, and there are probably a few more).

If all else fails, find a torrent or download.

Fuckers 404'd my thread and didn't even ban me. I must go to work now, I will try again tonight. Swarm of the century is up for tonight's stream. AND I have drink so we can all get drunk again!

>>29243963
Worst MS drawing I've ever seen.

I'd say it's an imitation, but who would bother imitating MS?

Guys.
Guys.
Oh my god guys.
What if. What
what if I
Ponies

>>29245084
angrytigerp has them up as well

>>29245077
The moans can heard below her house - but neither of you are paying enough attention to know

>>29245088

Dooks is still learning to freehand ink.

>>29245096
You're doing it wrong, dweeb.

You now realize that Lyra and Bonbon are the Ponyville equivalent of Baman Piderman

>>29245096

>>29245061
masterlinkX

>>29245119

>>29245119

I fully support this. Someone animate it and find voice actors.

>>29245096
What about them?

>>29245065
bueno

As author of that glorious work of art, I thank you, /co/mmander.

>>29245101

She bites into and hugs a cloud tightly as you sloppily attack her ass with your lips and tongue

>>29245096

>>29245087
fail troll and counter-trolled
i warned you
have fun at work

>>29245133
>High-heeled shoes
Why?

>>29245119
fun fact: lindsay small (who makes baman piderman with her husband) is a /co/mrade
also she likes ponies

I'm not going to read it, but I hear Past Sins is complete. What was the retarded happy ending? Nightmare Moon miracoulosly bringing back Celestia and Luna, turned back to that piece of feces Nyx, then living with her "mother" happily ever after?


Also, does anyone have the "my faggot dog making this faggot face" with the Nyx face on it?

>>29245148
why not

Okay, which one of you posted this?

>>29245163

doesnt even make sense

>>29245120
I wonder what was so special about that particular fluff of cloud

>>29245155

All the more reason this should happen

>>29245162
>Also, does anyone have the "my faggot dog making this faggot face" with the Nyx face on it?

Ahaha I made that but I deleted it cause it was so dumb

Sorry

Someone else might have saved it

>>29245140
whyboner

>>29245167
I didn't. Thats fucking weird bro.

>>29245172

its cloud kickers waifu, dash is stealing it away

>>29245194

Dammit Roogna, where were you earlier when I needed that picture?

>>29245167
anonymous, it says so in the picture

>>29245173
You reading this Lindsay?!
We throw money at our monitors in anticipation.

>>29245172
Looks like Dash is sick and can't fly, tries to run away from getting treated by hanging onto a cloud, and gets roped by Applejack who will proceed to administer hot dicking.

>>29245205
IM SORRY I WAS BUSY

>>29245188

I know that feel, bro.

>>29245035
You know what makes me sad? My main stat in my Fallout 1 run is Charisma.

And I have no idea whether it's helping or not, because they don't tell you which options are speech challenges. And if it IS a speech challenge, it doesn't say whether or not you succeeded.

>>29245228

Excuses

>>29245173
>>29245129
>>29245119

Lyra's Lyre can be their own version of Tuba!

>>29244836
She isn't yellow
she pale-whitigh-yellow

How long can you last?

http://ponyvspony.com/

>>29245208
I always knew he was a sick bastard. I always says, "Man, that Anonymous be sick yo" but you never listen to me.

>>29245241
sounds like hell

>>29245120
What if
What if Applejack has wings now

>>29245246

Oh my god.

The more I think about it the more I want it.

Okay guys heres the deal.
I made a bet with a freind to watch every season of MLP from start to end. Where can I find every possible episode on one website? Oh and I have to finish it within 3 days. So can you help me out guys?

>>29245208

Anonymous, of course! That cock-sucking bear loves Past Sins!

>>29245256

>>29245253
not very long unfortunately...
http://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6UXGEbaP5Ug&flux=0&direction

>>29245241
CHARISMA IS USELESS, JUST CHUG MENTATS

>>29244878
>>29244933
>>29244978
>>29245077
>>29245101
>>29245140

This... this is the most ashamed I've felt of being turned on by a pony...

>>29245176
Terse to the fucking rescue!

>>29245271
You can just watch the show, man. You don't have to make up a story about a bet.

>>29245267
Then she will no longer be worst pony.
Who am I kidding, Applejack is always worst pony.

>>29245295

>>29245295
i crafted party time mentats in new vegas
then shit a brick

>>29245295

THAT PONY IS AN IMPOSTER

SHE IS NOT RIDDLED WITH ENOUGH BLOODY HOLES TO BE THE REAL BULLET SPONGE

>>29245267

Nah, the lasso just has magical infinite length.

AJ's goddamn Wonder Woman.

>>29245266
Eh, not as bad as the way the initiative system works. First round goes Event->You->everybody else.
Second round is when initiative score actually matters, which means more often than not the entire enemy team gets to go twice between my first and second turn.
>>29245295

>>29245324
Fuck you Applejack is a ray of rationality in a sea of retards

>>29245239
Pretty sure I have a wingjob fetish now. Why can I never get fetishes that are actually possible to live out?

>>29245336
Here we go.

>>29245271
Here ya go, hope you enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/user/reuploadingismagic

>>29245336
It's ok, I found her.

>>29245267

No. They are chasing her in Twilight's balloon and Applejack jumps out to lasso her.

>>29245167

>>29245351
Because if you could live them out, you wouldn't like them.

>>29245319
I already watched FiM. but im trying to find where I can find the very first episode of MLP like Gen1 episode 1.

>>29245355
>People naming their files like me.

>>29245359

Oh, there she is

>>29245140

WOAH NELLY!
This thread sure is shitty.

>>29245359
>gun with human-use handle

Fanart, why you no good?

I suppose I'm used to it by now. It's a good image overall, it's just that gun handles and Calamity's battle saddle are wrong in EVERY PIECE OF FANART.

>>29245312
post the original man

>>29245386
>dash becomes her own daughter

>>29245389
No, there isn't enough lesbian Homage with her.

>>29245324

You're just jealous because you'll never have any REAL APPLE ACTION

>>29245239
jesus this is amazing

>>29245411

>>29245411
I don't think I have the original, man. It made me crack up when I first saw it, but I forgot to save.

>>29245421

real apple action always gets me.

hilarious

>>29245409

Well at least it would be right if it was Homage's gun

>>29245431
every time

>>29245421
That last line made me laugh

Real apple action

>>29245421

>>29245392
Y'know, if Dash wasn't so pretty, I might still be normal. Damnit Dash.

>>29245431
>>29245434

I just went and found it because i kept forgetting to save it.

>>29245447
Every fucking time.

>>29245463
Normal is a very loose term.

>>29245477
>very loose
Just like Dash

>>29245459

Ahahaha

Why the fuck am I laughing so hard at this?

>>29245487
Ah-ha! This guy! He knew where I was heading.

>>29245253
Well all right then.

>>29245477
Dash is a very loose girl

>>29245500
Dash is loosely normal

>>29245463
Define "Normal"

>>29245459

Who hides from Prince of Equestria? I still want that son of a bitch to post one of my comments on a thread simulator.

I have an uncontrollable boner for Fluttershy! I want Fluttershy to masturbate me until I come all over little Sweetie Belle!

>>29245477
I'm using "normal" in a fairly specific sense, as in, answers the question "Are you attracted to that rainbow mashrmallow pegasus" with the answer most people would give of "no"
But they really mean yes

>>29245523

poe makes the thread simulators?

thats ironic

>>29245516
dash is normally loose

>>29245523
he's the one that does the simulators?

If you got to fuck Ashleigh Ball, would you want her to talk dirty in the Applejack voice, or the Rainbow Dash voice?

>>29245498
Up that loose candy vag, I assume.


Holy fuck, I'm not making this thread any better.

>>29245577
Rainbow Dash every time

>>29245577
I'd prefer the "Ashliegh Ball" voice, myself.

>>29245577

I'd want her to alternate voices, itd be like having a 3 way

>>29245577
She's not that attractive, to be honesty. Id rather fuck the other one that does Pinkie?Fluttershy.

keep forgetting her name.

Or Rarity one

>>29245577
Dash voice I wanna hear her voice crack whythefuckamiansweringthis

>>29245587

What would you like to hear her say?

>>29245577
I would want her to talk in her own voice, because if I fuck somebody it's because they're them, not because of a voice they've done.

Though depending on how the relationship progressed, I might eventually ask for Rainbow Dash voice.

>>29245577

Don't make me choose!

Applejack

>>29245577

That is an impossible decision to make.

>>29245585
It did present a topic to talk about. I'm proud of that.

NEW THREAD

>>29245617
>>29245617
>>29245617
>>29245617
>>29245617
>>29245617
>>29245617
>>29245617

>>29245602
Now, THAT would be wild. Fluttershy's incredibly timid squeaks or Pinkie's insanity.

>>29245577
I want her to swap voices at the same time she switches positions. I'll wear a blindfold and pretend.

>>29245602
>Tabitha St. Germain

I usually don't get involved with these, but for Luna and NMM? Definite yes, every time.

>>29245636
Celestia's voice actress would have me on my knees in seconds.