So long as it involves horrific mass geldings of the male ponies. Those guys all suck.

>>29236849
This would never happen. That is a stupid idea. You are stupid.

Here's a plan: buy shotguns, shoot everyone.

>>29236864
That's the rumor.

>>29236861
No

That idea's stupid. You're stupid. This whole place is stupid. That thing flying at you is stupid.

Half arsed attempts at stopping the mane 6 that fail when solved with friendship and the elements of harmony.

Their leader? Probably Nightmare Moon who came back for some reason.

Trixie is obviously the frontman.

Gilda is the tough guy and strategist.

Nyx is the true magical powerhouse, but she is never directly seen.

I noticed in the last thread you guys were talking about my Sweetie Belle Grows Boobs story. Seems there was some confusion.

Here it is in full

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=366&warning=9

>>29236872
it doesn't count as a rumour if you made it up yourself

If Fluttershy were a dragon would she be afraid of ponies?

>>29236890
>Discord being the Giovani to the Team Rocket villains

well that's... a nice middle ground, I guess

means he stay in the background and occasionaly dips his hand in. Keeps him nice and menacing for the eventual showdown.

>>29236889

>>29236909
No, I bet she'd be rage mode all the time.

>>29236909

She'd be afraid of her own gigantic shadow.

>>29236896
>>29236908
Stop shlicking to RS fics Hoppip.

>>29236909
fluttershy is afraid of everything

>>29236889
>That thing flying at you is stupid.

What is this a reference to.

>>29236881
Why did I laugh?

>>29236931
Psychonauts.

IT BEINGS

>Apple Bloom's name was originally "appleseed"
I now can't unimagine her with robot ears.

>>29236931

Do you think Pinkie taught her sisters how to masturbate

>>29236931
Psychonauts shit only /v/irgins know.

>>29236931
So then they all went upstairs and Pinkie Pie's dad had the best sex of his life

The End

>>29236889
Rumor suggests these things as well.

>>29236931
>there will never be a Pinkie Pie incest orgy fic or porn drawing

Meanwhile Big Macintosh is still being shipped with everyone.

>>29236976
Don't be too sure.

>>29236971

of course

>>29236976
>there will never be (x)
Saying that in this fandom is like the lowest level of reverse psychology... so, I guess I applaud your efforts.

RS is in this thread, talk to him about the above.

>>29236931
>father's day pic
>mlpg instantly thinks of incest orgies

god damn it guys

don't worry, it was the first thing I thought as well

>>29236989
>>29236994
Impressive.

>>29236971
they grew up together, there's no reason to assume pinkie would know anything extra

they obviously all taught each other the techniques they'd worked out, what with them being cut off from things like libraries

>>29236971
Requesting the Pinkie masturbation song!

>>29236970

Apple Bloom is too cute! I want a video game starring the CMC where you have to save Equestria by fighting bad guys and each of the CMC have to use their special talents and can level up until at the end they get their cutie marks.

>>29236994
I prefer suggesting ideas instead of telling people to do them; it guarantees the artist actually wants to do it of their own accord and not because I told them too.

>>29236976
There will never be porn of that one ship you like

>>29237013
I think you're overestimating how much power people have here, if you think we can make an artist do something they don't want to

>>29237016
THERE'S ALREADY PORN OF EVERY SHIP

what does each ponies shit taste like

>>29237016
>TwiDash
Y... yeah, there's really not much

:(

>>29237019
This?

>>29237019
I understand how a person might think so. But no.

>>29237019
>porn of every ship
Such optimism!

>>29237029
put your trip back on, guy who writes preggity.

we all know that shit is so lame that only one person could like it

What if Rainbow Dash was a jew?

Her name would be Rainbow Cash

>>29237037
>Pinkie/Luna.

I AM ALL ABOUT THIS.

>>29237044
>>29237046
This is why we have rule 35 anyway.

>>29237052
oh god
definitely unsure of sincerity

>>29237008

And it will look like this.

>>29237016
Rarity x Braeburn ;_;

>>29237029
there is that ONE comic.

>>29237050
Proving you wrong would eat up quite a lot of images

>>29237052
>luna

>>29237003
Can't find it, have some abortion song instead

>>29237024

go to farm
put a big scoop of manure in your mouth
???
profit

>>29237064
I'm being kind of sincere, bro. I didn't think of it until I saw that, but I like the idea.

Pinkie Pie could cheer her up from all her lonely from the moon ;_;

>>29237029
I don't know about porn, but here, have this GIF, you gentleman and scholar with discerning and sophisticated taste.

>>29237003

>>29237051
Long lost sister to our one and only Clyde?

Lets see what you can do /co/

Hard mode: No 34

Oh, Apple Bloom, I wish you were my little sister

>>29237089
>Just noticed Cutie Mark.

Ignore me, I'm retarded. Utterly so.

>>29237029
I've got a fic where Dash fucks Twilight. With her penis. Then vice versa.

>>29237091
Why thank you!

>>29237089
It's a legitimate ship that I could definitely get behind, and I think your reasoning is spot on. Wasn't doubting that, man.

It's just the fact that you saw Pinkie/Pokey and brought that up, made me wonder if you were being serious. Nice choice in ships, though.

>love interest is holding hands and hugging someone other than me
>she told me earlier I am just a 'brother'
>depressed as fuck that I lost
>check out my favorite forum
>shittards I don't like are posting who dislike MLP
>check MLPG on /co/
>shipping and wanting to fuck ponies

Please don't make me go batman villain on you, guys

>>29237087
holy shit I just noticed the word filters on this. Fuck you Ponychan. Originally its said "You hope one of them is gay"

>>29237052
That's Pokey Pierce, but I support MoonPie.

>>29237122
Back to ponychan with you

>>29237112
Is there some kind of established fanon for Pokey x Pinkie? It's on my list but have no idea how I'll go about it.

>>29237090
those three flashes are the only things that really come to mind

>>29237101

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

>>29237107
yeah that second sentence is sort of the dealbreaker for me. I mean, I don't have anything against penises per-se, but futa has never really been my thing

>>29237066
What on Earth is-
>Ballade
>Punk
>Enker

YOU SON OF A GAY WHORE

>>29237153
>nightmare sun

>>29237140
I think it's just because he pops balloons and it's pinkie's cutie mark

>>29237140
I don't really know much about Pokey/Pinkie besides that one image that gets posted occasionally. I assume that they're focused on the fact that Pokey is associated with scissors and Pinkie, balloons, and whatever metaphor you could take from that, but otherwise it seems to be mostly about cutesyness and two people who are apparently very energetic and passionate.

Feeling Pinkie Keen is the best episode.

>>29237122
Are you done?

>>29237050
>implying TwiDash isn't the ship for discerning shippers
Okay fuck you they're my two favourite ponies and I'll make them kiss if I want!

>>29237112
Yeah man, I'm sorry. I wasn't really paying too close attention to the picture and managed to mistake Pokey for Luna. I just got so excited from what I thought I saw.

I'm glad you understand, bro.

>>29237153

>>29237090
Interesting. What is the source?

>>29237187
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AGzDd5Zh2s

>>29237146
Flashes? You'll have to link, never heard of them before.

>>29237187
No worries, man, it's no big deal at all. Although now you have me in the mood for requesting Pinkie/Luna art.

>>29237187
What would Pinkie/Luna be called? Puna? Linkie?

>>29237123
Yeah, fuck em.

how does ponies know about martial arts

>>29237122

You.. are pathetic

You will die alone

Go back to ponychan, maybe you will get some company.

>>29237211
every society has martial arts.

we've done this before.

>>29237208
Wait, what? How was that trolling

What would happen if you frosted a muffin?

>>29237087
why, boner.

>>29237228
Because Ponychan.

>>29237140
He'd pop her balloons, if you know what I mean.

>>29237205
Actually, now I look, I can't find that specific one. It's just a loop, anyway - the other two are http://e621.net/post/show/151980/animated-equine-female-flash-friendship_is_magic-h and http://e621.net/post/show/153257/animated-anus-blush-dildo-double_dildo-equine-fema

>>29237211
Because it's a kids cartoon and the writers thought it would be funny and nonsensical.

>>29237207
moonpie

>>29237101

>>29237101

Guess what I played at a friend's house today?

...for five seconds before the art direction made me sick.

Can someone draw Trixie doing this?

>>29237211
If Pinkie were a master of Martial Arts, she would know Pie Chi

>>29237246
Oh, wow, those titles are a lot more erotic than I expected. I was kind of hoping for adorable romantic antics rather than full-on lesbian pony sex. Oh, well, thanks anyway, though that second title gives me the chills.

>>29237262
Celestia has nice feet.

>>29237276
How long until your innoccence is burned away and you're writing/reading clopfic with the rest of us, Terse?

not long, I hope

Captcha: Rossify yourself

I will not, you silly captcha.

>>29237262

imagining her doing the voice while rubbing her feet all over my face

I need a way to pass the time until I go to the doctor.
Anyone want me to try and draw something?

>>29237322
Young Twilight rubbing her horn for the first time.

>>29237273
If Zecora was a master of Kung Fu, She would know Wushu

>>29237322
ME ME ME

Can you draw Sweetie Belle with her head stuck in an ice cream bucket?

>>29237322
Draw Rarity baking some cupcakes.

So much shipping in this thread. It's getting really hard to avoid.

>>29237339
Why, this calls for...

>>29237339
Why would you want to?
Open your cold, callous heart to the possibility of love, my friend. It's a beautiful thing, not something to spurn.

Self shipping is best shipping

>>29237101

>>29237322

80´s Cherilee singing with Jem.

>>29237328
Kay.
>>29237336
Of course!
>>29237338
Alrighty.

>>29237322
Requests! I always enjoy asking for this one:

Zack De La Rocha ponified fucking a chariot while looking lustfully at a poster of a chariot assembly line.

>>29237303
I actually read some clopfic, every now and then. I generally skip over the risqué sections, but things like RS' work, Butterscotch Sundae's, Faceless', Romance Reports, and so on. I just absolutely love it when romance is written well. I can't write clopfic because I'm legit terrible at writing sex, and romance too, heh, so be grateful for that! You'll never have my terrible erotica inflicted upon you.

I try to stay away from the pony porn.

>>29237322
Oooh, oooh, draw some MoonPie! It's a great time for it!

>>29237381
Missed you by the way, Thistle, much love.

>inb4 gb2ponichanz

>>29237381
I'd like Trixie wearing this armour. explaination provided on reqiest.

>>29237395
>haha, if I inb4 it, it makes it seem like it isn't a totally justified demand! That'll show those jealous anons!

>>29237369
Agreed.

>>29237367
I've already broken my rule of fanfiction for this show. I will not stoop down to shipping.

>>29237418
Just be grateful he knows he shouldn't overdo it here.

Right, I'm calling the Disco commission dead. such a waste.

>>29237384
I don't even know who that is.
>>29237392
MoonPie?
>>29237395
I have missed you as well! Splendid to seeread your text you again.
>>29237413
Have any other references?

>>29237437
Did you pay in advance?

>>29237437

What exactly did you commission, dare I ask?

>>29237441
>I don't even know who that is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_de_la_Rocha

>>29237441
Pinkie/Luna shipping.

>>29237443
I expected him to follow his troll nature to heart, but I didn't think he'd give up a chance to piss many people off just to get a swing at me. Oh well, not like it was my cash anyways.

>>29237424

You're telling me, they have already made me break my rule of not making OCs. I was THIS close to reading a clopfic but I stopped.

>>29237463

Thought it was hoppip's plush for a minute until I noticed the hair. Who did this one?

>>29237467
I neither sympathize, nor laugh at at you

>>29237467
Are you at least going to tell us what it was?

>>29237303
I've held out since January.

Not sure how much longer it will last.

Good Morning!
can I get some opinions and criticism on my first attempt at drawing a pony, it's rather rough and obviously unfinished but I'm trying to learn the poses and my way of doing it, so I'd really appreciate any feedback you all have to offer.
oh also sorry if the 'scan' isn't very good it had to be taken with a cell phone camera since my scanner is fucking with me at present.

>>29237461
I see.
>>29237462
Alright.

>>29237467
Also yes.
>>29237459
In retrospect I should've at least commissioned something more perverted, more to my liking, but at the time Futa was the main talk, so I requested the main six in an gangbang with Twilight in the centre, all futa.

>>29237463
It looks kinda like he is trying to strangle her.

unfortunately, it is just a plushie, so she can't be killed

>>29237482
looks like it's the TRU plushie with custom hair

>>29237467
Ouch, I just wanted to know b/c I was thinking of asking him for one if he came back. Think I'll pass now, so what the fuck was it anyway?

>>29237463

> NES Skate or Die cart..

I only played the Commodore 64 version of that.

>>29237489
You actively request porn from Megasweet. Why would you have a rule against reading porn?

Where are you all even finding clopfics?

Aside from the hellhole that is Equestria Daily of course, which I refuse to go near.

>>29237491
first off, Id say it has the basics okay. Now just work and work and work until you can do it like that, and we'll give you tips on the details.

Hips should be smaller, though, about the size of the lower body circle

>>29237469
>started making OCs

I'm so sorry.

>>29237511
formerly clopsorts; http://clopfic.heroku.com/

>>29237463

Why can't anyone make a good MLP plushie? They all look awful, official or fanmade alike. I want a great Pinkie one with super fluffy and cotton candy like mane and tail.

>>29237495
That's weird. Last I heard he and Othar were making a whole comic on pretty much that same subject.

>>29237494
Thanks, man!

>>29237511
I don't really know where everyone else finds them, but RS has his complete collection that I don't have the link for, and FiMchan has a lot of other stuff.

>>29237514

It was just one.

Never again.

>>29237529

Have you seen hoppip's plushies? All the hair is poofy. If a Pinkie one was made I'm sure it'd be satisfactory for you.

>>29237511
My fics are here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xfxwf9B0u0UBOkhSvKusa6vEfPDYpU6OM2JWf2RElYs/edit?hl=en_US&pl
i=1

Others are here:

explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net

And there's clopsorts

14 days until pony time

>>29237532
Well I've sent him a mail yesterday the 30th, the 5th and july 13th trying to ask him what the progress is, nada. nothing.

and the initial commission date was june 17th

>>29237529
what about this one?

>file too large
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1619596/Misc/ponies/toys/customs/deluxe_mlp__fluttershy_by_whittykitty-d4752
4q.jpg

>>29237551
Oh my god it's exactly what I've wanted without knowing it

Thank you sir

Thank you

>Trying to make this today sans the apple
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWL-5nuCIKY
>Instead using different pops instead of 7 Up and food coloring.
>Decided to use red bull for the orange.

>>29237507
It's a more intimate form of porn, I guess. Letting us into the thoughts and emotions of the lovers rather than just getting the physical act.

Creeps me out more than it tickles my fancy.

As for why I won't right it... well, authors ARE supposed to right based on what they know.

Has anything been said about whether the new season premiere will be an hour long?

>>29237577
Pffffpfftt

self-buuuurn

>>29237577
Ahaha, this is refreshing, and I appreciate your post.

>>29237577
>right
write*

Fucking homophones, man.

>>29237565
Yeah, I would have dropped the commission myself, just on principle.

I've got the feeling he's taking a hiatus from ponies until S2, but he should have communicated that.

>>29237575
Damn, that is a perfectly viable drink that looks delicious.

>>29237582

>hour long

I'm pretty sure if the first two episodes of the season are together it would only be about 40 or so minutes.

>>29237591
I'm guessing English isn't your first language.

>>29237582
apparently its another 2 parter

>>29237565
Yeah I've had a similar experience. If nothing else I like to think I've learned that when contracting someone for anything, work, porn, whatever never ever pay in advance

>>29237595
he is, but he's still doing commissions, and he showed up in one of crookeds' streams talking about some of the stuff he's drawing, so yeah..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA9bCV7zLv4

>>29237568
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

>>29237595
Oh my god, you wrote Soft Candy?

>>29237597

>>29237614
It is, but for some reason when I get typing really fast I start going by how the word sounds rather than how it's spelled. Annoying as hell, especially when I don't take the time to proofread quick posts like the ones I make on 4chan.

>>29237512
something like this?

>>29237619
They're all non-ponies though, right? Homestuck? Gunnerkrigg or whatever?

I haven't been keeping up with him. I'm sure he's still drawing a lot of stuff. But after the season ended I had the sense that he wanted to get away from ponies and was struggling with it.

There were a couple of WIP that he was drawing for me and he simply abandoned when he left.

>>29237617
I remember telling him that Disco was going to stiff him out of spite and Faceless was like "lol nah you don't know him like I do".

I TOLD YOU BRO

I TOLD YOU ABOUT DISCO

>>29237640
Read it again and ask yourself "Did the writer proofread this"? If the answer is "no", then it's RS.

>>29237640
Yup. That one was for an art exchange.

>>29237641

>>29237652

Sometimes when I get typing, the captcha hangs on my initial post. Fucking random letters at the end of the last sentence.

>>29237669
You still colon cataclysmed over that organic chemistry thing, brah?

>a huge orgy picture of horrible deformed disco cocks

and nothing of value was lost

>>29237673
With Epona666, right? That was one hell of a clopfic, brother. Nice job.

>>29237654
um, no, it needs to follow the line of the circle
kinda like this, forgive the quality, its on paint

>>29237699
the part of me that demands it is innocent wants to say you mean disco dancing roosters.

>>29237669
Again, didn't expect him to upper-hand me in scamming when he loathes ponychanners himself.

>>29237707
It was. There were three drawing in total for the exchange, actually. One by her, one by Megasweet, and I can't remember the third artist.

And thanks for reading.

>>29237715
ah, I see what you mean now, thank you for that

>>29237276
Yeah, I know what you mean. Some days I'm thankful my mind just stopped not being attracted to marshmallows, but even so, adorable pony kissing fills a totally different void than full on adorable pony sex. Can't I have both? :(

>>29237729
> commissioning at all

but this seems like a circle of scams. Ponychan are gonna stiff disco for the money you robbed now

>>29237437
at least it wasn't your money

>>29237766
nah they don't know jack shit.

Still, props to him.

>>29237754
no problem. This is the first thing I drew.

yeah, i cant edit images, but you get the idea.

just work at it and itll click, it did for me after a while.

also, use pencil

>>29237766
Does ponychan even know who Disco is?

>>29237797
yeah, few of em

>>29237489
I think if you feel like you're "holding out", you're already lost. If you're honestly not attracted to it, then good on you, but if you are, why bother holding back? Pretty sure a submoral of Boast Busters was "don't hide parts of yourself because you're scared of how people will react"

>>29237803
He's a christfag. And a southern baptist at that. He's worried about how he would explain this to his youth pastor.

>>29237803
>"don't hide parts of yourself because you're scared of how people will react"
that said, dont take that literally, especially at nurseries

>>29237829
Get back in the jar, Sweetie Belle

>>29237757
Hey, I'm not stopping you from having whatever you like. To each his own! And I do get the distinction. It's just sad when one is filled and the other is not, I suppose, and the former is more important to me than the latter.

By way of apology, have some adorable pony antics in the Halloween-times. They might be nice, and they're certainly a different tack than shipping!

>>29237822
I laughed.

BEEP BEEP I'MA JEEP!

>>29237843

Ok so I'll start by saying I'm not a troll.

When exactly does this show become appealing to adults? I watched the first episode on Youtube and I was left feeling sceptical.

Does it get better? I was led to beleive it's got the same depth as Spongebob, Samurai jack, Animaniacs and the like.

>>29237844
>Pinkie's suit
I laughed.

>>29237865
1...

>>29237867
yeah, first two arent nearly as good.

Well, people say they arent, I kinda got into em.

basically watch five or so, ideally, and you'll do the rest yourself.

>>29237867
If you start off by saying you're a troll, be prepared to have people assume you're a troll.

>>29237867
Forget it, you probably won't like it.

>>29237867
>likes Spongebob

Ha ha, what a faggot

>>29237844
>>29237873
I still think they could've put Applejack as Jack the Ripper.

>>29237867
>Spongebob
>Depth

Aside from that, yeah it kgets better. The pilot episodes only serve to introduce the world and characters. They aren't really highly regarded, even by us.

Episode 4 is about where the show hits its stride.

>>29237729
You forget though that he is Mexican, so he is also lazy

>>29237844
I appreciate the apology image, but I totally wasn't offended, I didn't mean to come off like I was or anything. I agree with you, really, I think short flash loops would really work better as light pony hugs rather than heavy pony sex, and wish there WERE more light pony hugs. Lighter stuff can bring a smile to my face all through the day, the heavier stuff is... relegated to later at night.

>>29237893
spike as a vampire, angel dressed as death.

>>29237867
This diatribe again.

The first two episodes are generally accepted to be among the worst. They're just there to set the story straight and to appeal to all the girly tropes. Everything, and I do mean everything, gets much better later on. Watch Party of One or Swarm of the Century and you'll see what I mean.

You don't have to watch them in any real order, there's only a few episodes that follow a chronological order.

>>29237886
To elaborate: it's largely a character-driven show, not story-driven. I think they did a pretty good job introducing characters in Ep. 1 AND 2. If it doesn't make you interested, you probably should not watch further.

>>29237803
I know this wasn't directed to me, but there's quite a bit that appeals to me that I DON'T want to like.

It's like whyboners, but I don't and will never want to accept it.

>>29237692
I'm willing to accept your mad lack of chemistry skills, considering you're not much better at writing.

>>29237729
I personally did since he doesn't really care much about Ponychan other than finding it entertaining that they got bent out of shape over his work which was never made to upset them.

>HE PAYS FULL PRICE BEFORE SEEING ANY ROUGHS
You still had to make up some sob story to swindle those morons, but he didn't have to do anything to con you. You just gave it to him you dumbass.

>>29237877

>>29237908
Naw, Frankensteins' monster, and Rarity as Frankensteins' wife, is gold.

And thus you just lost the game.
The end.

>>29237937
CAN'T READ SHIT BROTHA

>>29237729
I don't suppose it's too late to contest the transaction?

nathan/pagemaster has been fapping to ponies for months, he can't admit it because he's already revealed himself publicly irl

>>29237918
You do realize before I took the money from ponychan I had planned to give it all to Disco, right? Still, lesson learned.

I'll just have to wait with anticipation until Junior finishes my picture.

>>29237937
cant read it, also tia is only ever ever not really weird to read when its superfilly 'dorable. not like that.
>>29237932
eh, yeah, w/e

>>29237916
That's fine too, I think whyboners are a curious combination of things you do and don't like - enough of each to bring forth the titular boner, but also disgust you mentally. I guess some people just never get over the whole "but they're ponies" thing (I sorta wish I hadn't)

I was the guy asking if MLP gets better a few posts back.

I never said I didn't like it, I just said I was left feeling sceptical and confused about what all this internet-based fuss is about.

Hey, I was even slightly sceptical about Adventure Time, but I fell in love by the 5-minute mark.

>>29237903
Ah, no worries, it's cool. I think we're both probably miscommunicating here, haha! I agree with you on pretty much every count. In fact, I think I have some light pony hugs in my folders, though they might be hard to find.

Who is the artist, anyway? I wonder if they'd be willing to do more in the way of light pony hugs. I figure, they might as well leave pony sex to the artists who have a more distinctly erotic style, rather than a kitschy-cutesy rounded style like theirs. The way it feels right now is just too simplistic and stylised, in comparison to the show, for anything more than some light heavy-petting, if you'll excuse the roundabout phrasing. You know what I mean?

>>29237980
The first two episodes are not really indicative of the rest of the series.

>>29237980
First and Second episodes are pilot episodes, a bit different than the rest of the show which is more slice-of-life, antics, nudges to outside-show stuff like yakety sax, a few 'adventures', and more. It's better than most stuff on TV imo.

>>29237980
dont listen to anyone who says dont watch chronologically. Just watch a few, and if it interests you, watch more. It does get better by 3/4 though.

Most the fuss is people being fans of the fandom, you'll learn to hate a lot of this shit as much as us

>>29237980
It does get better, but it never really CHANGES. If you hate it by the end of episode 1, you're probably not going to start liking it, but if you're only ambivalent most of us would say give it until episode 4. The first couple of episodes are heavily character introduction, rather than interaction, which is why many of us like the show.

>>29237918

>I'm willing to accept your mad lack of chemistry skills, considering you're not much better at writing.

You have no idea how much this comment amuses me.

>>29237991

>>29237945
45 day limit.

>>29237991
Yeah, I think I do, their ponies look too adorable to be fucking each other silly. Alas, I don't really know who the artist is, all the flashes have a "Pokehidden" logo on, but they don't link anywhere or anything, unfortunately.

>>29238030
Why didn't you contest it after thirty days?

>>29237790
I am using pencil, mechanical pencil .5 mm, can't get anything else atm, not til I can find another job anyways.

I wish ponies as they are now existed years ago, I'm actually getting better at consistently drawing them, that's something I've always had trouble with when I'd try to draw something.

I'm hoping I got the legs the right way this time, I'm not planning to post over and over each time I work on this, just thought I'd do that this time since I had a attempt done at the time, I do know I'm going to have trouble on the background legs though, at least to begin with I guess since I have a hard time wrapping my mind around how they are posed even if its identical to the front.

The newbie here again.

What's this talk about masturbation?

>>29238036
Yes they do, you click them and it takes you to a furaffinity userpage.

>>29238030
Try asking him to repay you directly.

>>29238043
I couldn't muster enough for a fuck to give.

>>29238044

Head looks far too small for that body.

>>29238055
I guess I'm just really bad at clicking - that or there's a popup blocker silently eating the pages.

>>29238062

>>29237565

>>29238065
yeah I'm seeing that now too, it's a wip, a severe wip, I'll fix it when I learn the head sizes better.

I'm more working on legs atm, but headless ponies bother me.

>>29238023
You're easily entertained.

>>29238062
Even if there wasn't a time frame, Disco wouldn't repay him since he did it on purpose.

>>29238044
Im assuming youve seen the guidelines?

head should be the size of the body circles, and the ass should be pert and the back slightly arched.

The legs widen to the end and you should never start with the head if you want good proportions

>>29238073
Make a comment on his tumblr, or dA or something. I don't think he was trying to scam you. And if he was, other would-be commissioners should probably know about it.

I can't into Sweeties hair.

>>29238085
You're just a school kid who knows nothing of chemistry.

>>29238097
Well, he did post his face on tumblr, and paypal paying shows his name...

hm.

>>29238070
Maybe you should take a break, brush your teeth, come back and try it again.

>>29238097
If it's been this long since the start and he never reponds to emails or messages, pretty obvious he was scammed

>>29238124
Be professional about it. At first.

>>29238134
that's your answer to everything!

>>29238070
...Are furaffinity links an auto-ban?

>>29237619
>implying he actually drew any of those things he talked about

>>29238054
when I man, or woman, wants to gain sexual pleasure, yet they dont have a partner to do it with, they have the option to masturbate. in a male, this involves stroking his penile shafte until he reaches orgasm. For a woman, it can involve rubbing the clitoris, or putting fingers up the vagina. They can also put fingers up their anal passages, but that may be something you need to talk to uncle faceless about. Many people use pornography to arouse themselves to masturbate, many overweight men in cargo shorts and fedoras choose to use particular types of pornography, namely small colourful horses that we I am entitled to, to masturbate. Many of them hold fantasies of having coitus with said horses. Some of them actually have intercourse with live horses, or dead horses sometimes. its amazing what you learn from asking your friends, please take a leaflet

>>29238124
Give us his name, at least the first part

>>29238162
Cipactli

>>29238159
Who the fuck wears a fedora while they fap?

>>29238159
>this entire post

>>29238177
Hipsters

>>29238175
err... that's an Aztec god.

When the hell did Trixie become popular again?

>>29238159

Wow! So informative~

So yeah, will I be all set for a fun time in ~17hrs?

>>29238159
>fedoras

Why?

>>29238175
Don't use people's real names on the internet, Love.

>>29238189
implying people haven't been named after tons of religious people/famous people before.

>>29238177
classy gents with fantastic fashion sense and lots of friends

>>29238205
His dA name, Citlalicue, is another Aztec god.

He's got kind of a thing for mesoamerican mythology.

>>29238175
No wonder he's so fucked up.

That's like naming your kid Odin or some shit

>>29238196
>Not getting the 20GB HD episodes.
>In the year of our lord Twenty Eleven.

>>29238162

>>29238201
Holy shit, how did I get my trip wrong?

>>29238235
I only have a 24 inch TV bro. Plus I wanna maximise compatibility so I can watch em on my PS3.

>>29238233

>realize some fucking faggot furry has probably named their kid Fenrir or some bullshit so they can grow up to be a big strong wolf

>>29238115
>Calcium carbonate
>Organic
This is going to turn into some daily dose.

>>29238235
>20GB
>Downloading the shittily coded versions
>in 2011

>>29238274
>calcium carbonate
>carbonate
>carbon

It's the 21st century, brah. Not the 18th.

>>29238268
>Read Dorkly Pwn My Life
>snippet about someone naming their children after LOST characters

>they thought they were nerdy until their neigbours moved in
>they named their son Sephiroth Anakin

>they call him Sephie

>>29238274
>>29238296
Come on, guys. Come on, seriously?

>>29238190
Since Boast Busters?

>>29237941
>>29237941
>>29237954
>>29237954
> can't read shit

1. http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/233/7/4/the_real_story__p1___miasma___by_nimaru-d4788zv.png
2. http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/243/f/4/the_real_story__p2__nightmare_by_nimaru-d48f6tl.png

>>29238265
>PS3
I'm so sorry.PS3 isn't that bad.
>>29238274
All day, erryday.

>>29238274
You shut your whore mouth!

>>29238296
>>29238274
http://chemed.chem.purdue.edu/genchem/topicreview/bp/1organic/organic.html

ctrl+f 'calcium carbonate'

>If the difference between organic and inorganic compounds isn't the presence of some mysterious vital force required for their synthesis, what is the basis for distinguishing between these classes of compounds? Most compounds extracted from living organisms contain carbon. It is therefore tempting to identify organic chemistry as the chemistry of carbon. But this definition would include compounds such as calcium carbonate (CaCO3), as well as the elemental forms of carbon diamond and graphite that are clearly inorganic. We will therefore define organic chemistry as the chemistry of compounds that contain both carbon and hydrogen.

>>29238268
Just like that guy who changed his name to Rainbow Dash.

>>29238309
Seriously guys

Seriously

>>29238319
>>29238319

forgot the pic!

>>29238268
Oh god. What's Nanaki going to name his kids?

>>29238296
There is a specific exception made for carbonates, they are inorganic compounds, even though they include carbon. It's an easy mistake to make, and the real failure here is that of the nomenclature, which, as you say, stems from organic chemistry being a very old field that has gone through huge changes in its lifetime.

>>29238332
I mean, seriously, guys, seriously!

>>29238351
It's not a specific exception, it's because this one in particular has no Hydrogen.

>>29238341
Johnny and Elizabeth.

>>29238357
>pic
Artist/source?

>>29238341
Red and Big, of course.
(Red XIII and Big the Cat)

>>29238357
Seriously, man.

>>29238370
I believe that's the askgilda tumblr

>>29238319
What the fuck? Is that the actual second page, or some stupid shit spliced in?

>>29238370
The Ask Gilda tumblr. I believe the link is:
Askgilda.tumblr.com
I might be wrong.

>>29238322
looks pretty conclusive, RS
>>29238341
one and two

hey faceless

guess what sequence of Envy pics just got coloured and posted on Envy's FIMChan thread

Spoilers: It's the one involving Mrs Cake.

Double Spoilers: the only picture coloured is the first one of her pinup

>>29238322
Oh, I not denying the old, poorer definition is not still floating around out there, especially in freshmen chemistry courses.

>>29238364
Ah, yes, that's it. It's been a while since I took organic chem, but the same issue baffled me at the time.

>>29238309
We will go about this every single day until it's drilled in your head so hard that the last words you utter on your death bed are "Calcium carbonate, aka limestone, is inorganic because two tripfags used to have this stupid-ass argument every day since a month before the second season (out of eighteen) of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic aired."

Seriously for serious

>>29238337
>this.png
>not naming it "gendo's severed hand wants you to acknowledge this.jpg"

>>29238376
But I hate Sonic. Why would I name my kid after a character from that?

>>29238380
>>29238382
Thanks

>>29238379
Seriously!

I apologise for saying something so stupid as "come on guys, seriously", with no real, actual meaning, can we stop making fun of me now? Please?

>>29238395
I think it may be best, at this point, to ask you to provide valid references for your claim, if only so we can all shut up about it one way or the other

>>29238389
>pretty conclusive

But wrong, brah.

>Organic chemistry is a subdiscipline within chemistry involving the scientific study of the structure, properties, composition, reactions, and preparation (by synthesis or by other means) of carbon-based compounds, hydrocarbons, and their derivatives. These compounds may contain any number of other elements, including hydrogen, nitrogen, oxygen, the halogens as well as phosphorus, silicon and sulfur.[1][2]


1.Robert T. Morrison, Robert N. Boyd, and Robert K. Boyd, Organic Chemistry, 6th edition (Benjamin Cummings, 1992, ISBN 0-13-643669-2)
2. John D. Roberts, Marjorie C. Caserio, Basic Principles of Organic Chemistry,(W. A. Benjamin, Inc. ,1964)

I wonder what special hell I'm going to for saving this.

>>29238395
Then give me the 'new, better' definition, preferably in a link to the article where it was officially change. I just googled 'calcium carbonate organic'.

>>29238394
I like it but...

did they get painted in mspaint?

>>29238319
Thanks for that.

>>29238428
The ninth circle probably.

>>29238427

Protip: Shut the fuck up or go to /sci/ already with this bullshit. Seriously.

>>29238351

>There is a specific exception made for carbonates, they are inorganic compounds

The exception is made because, as the quote above says, "they are clearly inorganic." That makes no sense from a scientific perspective.

The modern definition of organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon-bearing molecules.

>>29238402
...Seriously?

In all seriousness, though, I think it was a bit silly of me to get involved. I'll stay out and let you two discuss it without interruption from now on.

>>29238448
I hear it's lovely this time of year.

>>29238450
/sci/ would probably just blame magnets or something

>>29238087
Hmm, I'm not sure how to do pert, is it rounder? smoother?
I looked at the guidelines but I'm just not sure how or what constitutes pert on a pony I guess.

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

http://pitchfork.com/news/43861-jack-white-teams-up-with-insane-clown-posse/

sorry, but any white stripes fans should really have a gander

>>29238435
Seems like it is.
It seems to be his quirk - Colouring the stuff in MSPaint.

That crazy bastard. I'd hate to think how long it takes to do that instead of using SAI or soemthing.

>>29238428
show that to pacce next time you see him if he hasn't seen it already, haha

>>29238450
The minute people stop being wrong about chemistry is the minute I shut up about it.

best tumblr updated

http://askthediamonddogs.tumblr.com/

>>29238492
Dihydrogen monoxide is a killer, it's in the water and foods we eat and drink, beware it!

>>29238492
if you're going to wait until people stop being wrong about things before stopping correcting them, you're never, ever going to stop

can you just call him a prude and talk about something else?

>>29238492

Or you could just fucking deal with it and talk about something else. Fuck, is it really worth shitting up the thread to try and prove you're right over something this trivial?

>>29238466
That's pretty good, unfortunately his Twilight looked awful

>>29238427
>>29238492
Well you've got me convinced (the guy who posted 'If the difference between organic and inorganic compounds isn't the presence...').

And don't worry, we all know it was the other guy who brought it back up anyway because he can't accept that you're actually a pretty good writer.

>>29238497
klondork answered my question
SQUEAL

Woah.

JJ is capable of some dark shit.

>>29238497
>http://askthediamonddogs.tumblr.com/

I fucking love this thing.

Someone should explain the Neil Patrick Harris to me though. I feel like it's hilarious but I don't get it.

>>29238539
how is this dark?
>>29238543
just a kind of sexual guy for a sexual situation, I think

>>29238497
>yfw the Diamong Dog furry guy is going to ask a question to them

>>29238543
If I recall correctly, it's a joke from the sitcom "How I Met Your Mother", in which NPH's character introduces the main character to others with a similar line in order to get them involved sexually.

>Friendship is Fighting development C&D'd by Hasbro.
>Hasbro acknowledges the effort put into it and officially licences it themselves.
>Sells it over Steam.
>Ties in promos for TF2.
>Applejack's Hat for Engie; a Sweet & Tasty Cupcake for Heavy
>MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN THE FIRST DAY ALONE.

>>29238553
>image of pony tied up and either about to be hung, or actually having already been hung
>not dark

>>29238563

Oh okay. Thanks.

>>29238566
I suppose, but its not especially dark. Bit to vague to be really dark

>>29238419
I'd seriously like to come on guys.

>>29238553
Looks like a lynching to me, how is that NOT dark?

And what is it with artists and putting characters in neck-based execution situations? It's like they KNOW I react badly and are just doing it to ruin my day.

>>29238565
WE CAN ALWAYS HAVE MORE HATS.

>>29238565
Fund it.

>>29238565

Scout gets a new pair of shoes that increase movement speed, bet you can't fucking guess what color they are.

>>29238583
there is actually a noose around her neck, how is that vague?

>>29238565
>Friendship is Fighting development C&D'd by Hasbro.

DON'T FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT YOU MOTHER FUCKER

>>29238583
Nooses and anything generally associated with death are considered to be dark.

>>29238583
This guy >>29238609
said it for me. Seriously, how can you see that as anything but depressing?

>>29238609
because shes just lying there. theres no context to it.

Like you guys cant work out whether she's even dead or not, let along whether shes being hung, hanging orself or whatever

topic: ponies wearing snuggies

discuss

>>29238629
put some red glowy dots on her eyes and imagine she is burning the would be hanger like superman did to lex luthor in that one justice lords episode of justice league

>>29238565
This won't happen, the Fighting is Magic team already said they never want to make any money from it ever. Pretty dumb considering how good it's looking and how much it would benefit from Steam online for multiplayer

>>29238629
its not not depressing, just not really impacting, know what i mean?

She's not even dead, I dont think, her eyes are focused. She doesnt even look sad or resigned or anything associated with dying, just kinda blank

>>29238596
20% faster

>itsperfect.jpg

>>29238634
...but all of those options are dark? Choosing between several options of varying darkness doesn't really make something not dark. There aren't really many happy marshmallow ways to depict a noose around somebody's neck

>>29238648
I think pony should wear snuggies.

>>29238634
Rainbow Dash and Applejack indulging in erotic asphyxiation.png

there

>>29238565
>>Applejack's Hat for Engie
You mean Soldier.

>>29238634

Yeah the noose is a bit dark, but I agree. There's no real indication that she's dead. To me it looks like she tried to hang herself but ended up fucking it up, hence the pissed off expression.

>>29238634
You don't need context man, it just is and that's all there is to it.

>>29238657
That's easy to say when you're making a fangame. You CAN'T make any money off of it, may as well say you don't want to and get a bit of respect from fans.

>>29238666
its just a personal reaction, satan, I suppose I need some more focused grimness for it to be dark to me, or at least give it more depth. Right now its kinda, i dunno, basic

>>29238539
"Now Pinkie Pie, what's this all about?"

"Well, when I hoist you up by the feet, I'll tighten the noose and let you down slowly. Then you're supposed to get all warmy-gooey and hot to trot!"

"Pinkie, I think that only works on stallions."

Pinkie scratched her head. "Oh yeah."

(reCaptcha: square root of 3125?!?)

>>29238658
>>29238634
Her hooves are tied together, and-

OH. OH SHIT.

HAHA, IT'S NOT A HANGING!

Guys, I just figured it out! That's not a noose, JJ just doesn't know how to do a lasso! She's been lassoed and hogtied, hence the vaguely angry look in her eyes!

Please just let me believe this...

>>29238678
>she tried to hang herself but ended up fucking it up

But she was hog tied, she clearly couldn't hang herself if she was already tied up.

>>29238670
Dash realised during the running of the leaves that she liked being tied up - they're just taking it a little further. How can you say you love somebody if you won't put your life in their hands?

>>29238701

...If that's true, he fucked up pretty hard. That's a god-damn hangman's knot.

>>29238716
I dunno, she's pretty good with a rope

>>29238724
I know it is, which is why it took me so long to figure out.

>>29238695
wait, there was a video of some woman getting fingered while being hung, so surely not?

also in regards to it, I suppose expression effect me more than the situation. If she looked sad or something, I might be more effected, but right now its eh.

>>29238716

I suppose you're right, so this is probably the right answer.

>>29238701

>31st of august
FUCK YOU, AUGUST

WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE 30 DAYS LIKE ALL NORMAL FUCKING MONTHS

;_;

>>29238755
because some pricks decided to make a leap year or some crap

>>29238737
Whoa. me likey.

>>29238755
Patience, young grasshopper! Just treat it as a test. You will enjoy your reward more if you overcome the adversity of waiting!

>>29238755
>1/3 of calendar months have 30 days
>normal months

It's a trade with CT, who asked him to imitate a Jap picture because he's a little weeaboo who not only has two tumblrs but reblogs content from one on another.

>>29238741
I dunno, for AJ at least, that blank look is pretty meaningful. She's given up. Applejack never gives up, but here, she has.

...But then if it's something as simple as somebody learning rope use, why is is only on tumblr and not his DA?

And now my birthday is EVEN MORE depressing...

>>29238779
April, June, September, November

The normal months

>>29238678
"Now Pinkie, what's this all about?"

"I chased you down and hogtied you to give you a Texas necktie!"

"Pinkie, that's not a fashion accessory. It's for (whisper whisper)."

"WHAT?!? Why that Trixie is REALLY tricksy. Wait a minnit. Trixie. Tricksy. Now I get it!"