Gross.

This isn't actually how we're going to fucking start this, is it?

Does Pinkie partake in Jello shots?
Jello is made from horses

>>29204496
Jello is made from dehydrated butterfly droppings and sugar. I would know, considering I work in a Jello factory.

Lets talk about our childhood secrets!

>>29204540
God i am so jelly

>>29204553
THIS ONE TIME WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 MY PARENTS PUT UP A TENT IN OUR BACKYARD FOR ME AND MY SISTER TO PLAY IN

AND WE ENDED UP TOUCHING EACH OTHER INAPPROPRIATELY BECAUSE IT WAS PART OF THIS GAME WE WERE PLAYING WHERE IT WAS NECESSARY TO GIVE BIRTH TO INFLATABLE POOL TOYS

>>29204553
I have no childhood.

One time when i was 7 a marshmallow cartoon pony and I had sexual experiences together.

To this day I wonder why I love marshmallow cartoon ponies.

>>29204553
I used to hear the voices of angry ghosts on the second floor of my old house. They'd yell my name when no one was home.

That ALWAYS scared the fuck out of me. Wish I knew that I should've been laughing at those dicks instead of walking around asking 'who's there'?

this is a good thread and I like it

>>29204421
Wouldn't Lyra be more interested?

OH WAIT YOU ABANDONED HER FRIENDSHIP, TWILIGHT SPARKLE.

JUST LIKE YOU'LL ABANDON EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE TRUE SECRET OF FRIENDSHIP.

YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED ANYWAY.

Alright, pony related video to get things going:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4vNPVrvkfs

What pony would you ride around ponyville /co/

I would ride Rarity because i'm sure she wouldn't mind if i made her hurt a little with the riding crop

>>29204823
Sure....

guys

I want a girlfriend that likes ponies, how do

sage for fugly OP

Just picked this up off /v/

Pretty applicable

>>29204553
I moved around alot and never got to have any childhood friends, and I'm extremely jealous of those who do.

>>29204871
Eyup.

>>29204909
who cares.

>>29204909
Link to the thread?

>>29204901
You find a bridge and jump off it. Then when you die, you are reborn in Equestria as a pony, where you are free to romantically pursue other ponies.

>>29204823
Silly, that's not pony related.
THIS is pony related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R677MV--WI

>>29204892
I was skeptical at first.

Honestly, it was worth the watch.

>>29204909
that came from here originally.

>>29204934
It's probably some pathetic MLP meta thread full of underage /b/ shits.

>>29204928
>in school
>on furaffinity
>writing mindbreak rape fiction about a little girls' show

that is a clear misuse of library equipment

>>29204952

It was.

>>29204949
Actually we got it from Reddit first

>>29204952
I had some pretty good discussions in dying rage-turned-sharing-stupid-pony-art threads.

>>29204962
thatll be a fucking first

>>29204928
>Trixie's minions 2.
I am disappoint.

>>29204967
>getting your MLP art off of /v/ and /b/

How high do you even have to be to do something like that?

>>29204954
The majority of people here only use these computers for Facebook anyway.
Also it's not rape if it's hypnosis.

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

>>29204992
You're so majestic.

I wonder how /co/ would react if they were in a store with shelves lined with chilled, candy flavoured marshmallow horse semen.

>>29204998
>Not rape if its Hypnosis.
hmm...

So is this the real thread?

Well, anyway. I finished another fapfic last night. Requested plot was: Sweetie Belle wants to be a grownup. So she goes to Twilight to have a spell cast on her. Kind of like in that movie Big. She ends up going to a bar. Meets Soaren. Hijinks ensue.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=366&warning=9

>>29204998
"mindbreak rape" is more specific than that, though

>>29204992

>lauren's journal
why does /b/ have to ruin everything

>>29204999
Meanwhile Ponychan is down again.

>>29205004
Why do I suddenly want to give Big Trapintosh the PPG Him Face

do it fluffy

It's true.

>>29205020
link?

>>29204999
What the fuck is homestuck

>>29205004
Big Mac makes such a pretty mare.

>>29205030
http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/Checking-in-255836094
prepare for rage

>>29205030
http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/43717190/#comments

>>29205015
I think you and I should meet other people Raging.

I just don't feel the passion we used to share you know?

>>29204989
Art? No. Besides, I don't go to /b/.

/v/probably isn't much better, but we like to pretend we are.

>>29204992

>>29205036
>>29205037

I can't wait till she or someone else snaps and tells everyone how retarded they're being and why.

I wonder if that would make a difference.

>>29205034
>>29205011
Hello, ponychan.

>>29205036
>>29205054
They're not all retarded, you know. Some of them, if not most, are just kind, supportive comments. It's just that the ones that are stupid are almost unbelievably so.

>>29205015
>ponyfictionarchive.net
>using the WRONG FUCKING LOGO from KnowYourMeme

Confirmed for retards

>>29205054
Let the children play in their playground man.

No one gives a fuck, and I'm sure Lauren can deal w/ it without white knights like you.

>>29205036
>>29205037
>Oh boy! I sure do love pony art!
>Thanks for Letting us know, Lauren, you're the best!
>I'm so glad you're posting your art, it looks great!
Oh yess. so rage inducing. I am getting so mad at these obvious /b/tard enjoying artwork from the show's creator.

>>29205037
fuck my life, imma play TF2

Candyvag. And everything else too.

I don't even...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ba0jTpp_Vo&feature=player_embedded

>>29205080
It's because /co/ is a cynical old man.

>>29205077

Who's white knighting?

I realize that it doesn't matter, and that she and the team know how to deal with people like that.

>>29205088
I want to eat that Fluttershy.

>Thinkin' on the throne of thinkin'

>Applejack pops to mind
>Her halloween get-up (pumpkin fanart picture) pops to mind
>Recall my semi-rp posts a while ago

It's... beautiful.

---
Applejack, alias Jack Apple, or more commonly used: Jack the Bucker (Ripper)

How cool wouldn't a fic like that be?

>>29205028

>>29204553
whats a childhood?

>>29205060
>Someone you don't like in your thread
>assume they're from ponychan
Yeah, ok.

>>29205088
Man, I would eat that pony's candy vag and then lick her wings.

>>29205088

I want to just smash my fist through that whole thing

>>29205037
Allofmywhys.jpg

>>29205095
fuckin' ruchan.

They have the best pony community bar-none. No fucking infantile /b/tards and ponychanners, and relatively small with no rules against porn.

>>29205015
>Kind of like in that movie Big.
Except porn. Based around a kid's show. And shittily written.

Again I ask, why even bother making this related to the show, considering you couldn't write them in-character to save your own life? Change the character names and take it to >>>/lit/

>>29205124

>>29205095
Meanwhile, in Russia.

>>29205088
Skittles > vectors prove me wrong.

>>29205111
>dem trips
It might be interesting, but what motivation does old-time AU Applejack have to murder prostitutes?

Actually, the context of that sentence makes my question seem ridiculous.

More ideas before I add this one to the queue?

>>29205153
Okay, the fluttershy one I didnt care, but that Trixie looks tasty.

>>29205147

>>29205134
>>29205152
Why are thier angles so sharp.

Goddamn Lauren your designs look like shit.

>>29205146
y u mad tho?

>>29205112

>>29205165
Because they're rough sketches from fucking 2008

>>29205158
Ye ol' faithful of tradition, to fool outside of marriage is a sin, and who be more of a sinner than the concubine trash wandering the streets at night...

>>29205140
Huh. I was just going to post that.

Also:

Fuck Rainbow Dyke.

>>29205140
My Little Why: Friendship is Why

>>29205178
This will be an awesome reaction image.

>>29205165
Lauren Faust can't art.

>>29205101
>Applejack
>Carrots
My world!

I just watched the whole series on Youtube... I could feel myself smile in horror as I slowly turned into a brony. With Robot Unicorn Attack I could at least tell myself, "Its ironically good!"

With MLP I don't even have that.

>>29205146
>Change the character names and take it to >>>/lit/
But /lit/ won't suck your cock for stringing two sentences about ponies together.

>>29205181
I know they were eventually refined and everything, but damn those are some rough sketches.

I would love to see a recent sketch from her just to see how her style progressed.

>>29205203
She brought a shovel to sabotage the carrot field.

Ffff. This story's still not done and I gotta go to class. Fuck everything.
If all goes well, I'll get this over with tonight. Fuck you Applejack.

>>29205209
WELCOME TO THE HERD

>>29205140
I'm a bit conflicted about Nanaki and Hoppip's responses, though. They definitely told the guy what he needed to be told, but it was so indelicate, and not the right place for it at all. I don't know whether to want to applaud or scold.

>>29205202
go away fatty fat

>>29204421

Dude, that's just disgusting. Now if it were Braeburn on the other hand...

>>29205209
Welcome to the club.

>Want to vector one of those sketches
>Too shy to ask
>Too scared to do it without asking

Am I beta enough yet?

>>29205228
I dunno man I kinda like it.

>>29205209
well arent you just a special little snowflake, you should get a tripcode because that's how special you are!

>>29205221
how can it take you so long to write rape fanfiction where neither characetr even attempts to be in-character

it's been months now

>>29205226

They should have left it the fuck alone.

>>29205209
>Brony
Oh look, it's lynching time.

>>29205214
BAM

87 years in google

>>29205209
>Turning into a brony, not just a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

>>29205227
That part where the thigh meets her lower body.

unf.

So I noticed on ED that the plot synopsis of the first episode of Season 2 would be pretty similar to the pilot.
Or should I not trust ED to be a reputable source...

>>29205101
>Applejack
>Carrots

>>29205264
oh dear god, ED is back?!

>>29205254
Huh.

Still looks like shit. The animatic artists were better.

>>29205236
You need to passively-aggressively bring it up every ten minutes and beat around the bush like a motherfucker first. Then you'll be as beta as the most omega of us (that is the correct terminology, I think).
Seriously, though, man, you're probably the most recognisable and prolific vector artist in the fandom. Why not just go for it? Your work is all there, obviously she'll be able to look and judge if she needs to.

>>29205249
Yeah, you're right about that on all counts, but at the same time, I find myself wondering if I wouldn't have reacted the same way.

>>29205228
>Braeburn

>>29205271
Insertslowpokeimagehere.jpg

I tried to watch the show, but it was just awful. Had no semblance of a story, and tried to shove the "cute" theme down your throat. There's being cute and then there's forcing cute. It's like forcing a smile, it doesn't work.

And then there's the brony fanservice

>>29205268

>>29205279
>You need to passively-aggressively bring it up every ten minutes and beat around the bush like a motherfucker first. Then you'll be as beta as the most omega of us (that is the correct terminology, I think).

I fucking love you Terse

>>29204909
Whinefags more than anything else are what is truly killing the fandom.

guys

i want a girlfriend who is a pony

how do

>>29205209
>Brony

A Brony is an obsessive-compulsive sack of lollygagging 'friendship and love and tolerance' which could be pretty much "My Little Hello Kitty" with an overzealous overtone and an forced hivemindesque look at things.

>>29205271
Equestria Daily
not
Encyclopedia Dramatica
silly.

>>29205209
Since you're new, I'll clue you in: you really don't want to be a brony anymore. The term brony used to be ok, but as you'll soon find out people took things to far under the brony banner.

Just be a fan of the show without being a brony, ok? And stay away from fanfiction as a whole. And ponychan.

>>29205271
Equestria Daily, not what you're thinking of, I imagine.

>>29205284
>>29205209
I am seeing what you are doing here.

>>29205284
>brony fanservice

always gets me

>>29205284
>Five or six shots of a wall-eyed Pegasus that has no overall impact on the show itself
>brony fanservice

>>29205226
I regret nothing

>>29205284
>brony fanservice

2/10
I think you could've gotten some people if you'd left this out. Remember, trolling is a art.

>>29205268
You have watched the show, right? She's got a big carrot patch right outside her house. Barn. Thing.

>>29205301
>mfw encyclopedia dramatica really is back

So... I was tinkering around with some reverse engineering and I think I ran into a teensy problem. Okay, so, you know when you're unpacking an Arma protected proggy and you're looking for the 'magic jump'? Well, I think I found it in two different spots, but I'm not sure which one is which. Any tips?

Oh! And, just curious, but is there any quick way to manually repair a thunk table without extensively altering the PE header? Thanks in advance, anonymous. I'm using Rarity's crappy laptop at the moment; my computer's juggling through a little x86 project I was working on.

>>29205327

Shut up and work on Ponykart some more

>>29205338
get back in the jar, sweetie!

>>29205325
>not the ~50 shots of DAT PONY ASS

Also: this is my only other post in the thread, so get mad
>>29205284

>>29205300
SEMANTICS

>>29205338
Sweetie Belle get off the computer
the last software you cracked was a bagel

>>29205298
AWWW SHUT UP

>>29205338
>RP

FUCKING STOP YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD I WILL CUT YOU OPEN AND MAKE YOU BLEED YOUR THIN BLOOD YOU PANSY FUCKING BITCH.

>>29205140
>and then the retards showed up
>hey, that's not nice!

Am I the only one who feels a litle bad for this guy?

>Try to explain a counter-view to MLP
>Get called a troll

Just like every other thread. You learn to go to other boards. Hell, I think /tg/ talks more about our theme than we do.

>>29205368
Yes. Yes you are.

>>29205350
I only saw "brony fanservice". Couldn't be fucked to read the rest.

You caught me with my pants down.

>>29205292
Haha, thanks! Though upon reflection I now realise I used "passively-aggressively" rather than just "passive-aggressively". An egregious mistake if I've made one today!

>>29205327
As always, my opinion is ultimately irrelevant, man. Just keep on keeping on.

>>29205380
K, just wanted to make sure.

>>29205371
I don't care you stupid cunt.

Go troll some /v/ threads.

>>29205368
Yes, they asked for their OCs to be put in the show.

>>29205368
Look at his DA page and try to feel bad as your browser is slowed to a crawl by the sheer amount of shit smeared all over it.

>mfw ponychan is down because they didn't update their DNS

>>29205371
>explain a counter-view

If you use the words "brony fanservice", everyone assumes you're a troll.

The funniest part, I watched it first last week, loved it, and that place, these threads, almost killed it for me. I mean, I'm not new to 4chan, I've seen some shit, but that was just... Like these Sonic things we all laughed at. "Shipping". "Clopfics". So yeah, I thought maybe it's not a good show at all. I started rewatching it immediately, and holy shit, it's good. I can't do anything, it just is good. If enjoying it makes me any more of an enormous faggot I already am, I'd prefer enjoying things.

Pic unrelated, but I do love Chick tracts.

Cook-
Err
Naptime.

>>29205348
I'm not going back in there and you, some random anon, can't make me.

Rarity said you 'fake ponies' couldn't do anything to me, no matter how scary it sounds.
>>29205353
That's not true! I helped those other ponies crack Apony Photolab 3.0 wide open, bro. I came up with that nifty hosts file loopback trick to avoid the whole activation scheme.

...wait a minute, I'm on the wrong board, aren't I?

>>29205389
Sympathy has its right place and time. DA is not the right place, and the time there is never right.

>>29205399
>mfw they're back up but ponychan as usual is still hanging around and spamming Thread Simulator bullshit.

>>29205390
But I don't troll. That's the whole thing.

>>29205371
>Try to criticize show.
>BLARG IT TRIES TOO HARD TO BE CUTE
Right.

>>29205408
>Pony Parody of chick tracts
Everyone says they hate this fanbase but i love shit like this.

>mfw Faust hasn't posted any Rarity sketches yet

>>29205408
Well, that's how I feel.

I am surrounded with trolls who want to be on the next Pony Thread Simulator. And it's the only thread about MLP where I can voice my opinion without getting banned or needing 1453477023512450 posts to become popular.

Now I just wait for Season 2 and hope some people want to speculate about the first episode...again.

>>29205027
Hey anon

Enjoy your nightmares

>>29205453
Rarity is a good for nothing whore who deserves no attention from even her creator.

>>29205466
>Discord

>>29205432
Well, it tries to be cute. It doesn't work for you. It's OK, people are different and have different tastes.

You can talk with Faceless about tastes. He's a local expert.

>>29205371
>Try to explain a counter-view to MLP
>Criticize it for being "cute", even though that was the goal behind the design
>Unironically using the term "brony fanservice"
There are plenty of perfectly valid criticisms, but you're just retarded.

Ah, how quickly things turn. Always late to the party.

I'm not in it for the memes or the 'community' for sure but "brony" is so conveniant for 'being a fan of the show'. Oh 4chan, you ruined your own term. Apparently.

Well, at least I still have General Ivan...

>>29205485

>>29205489
no, ponychan did

you can call us /co/lts if you want

that's one term that they can't ruin

>>29205442
As all good things in life, it is rare.

>>29205489
>Oh 4chan, you ruined your own term
>You
0/10

>>29205489
>General Ivan

Isn't he a hipster who denies being a Homosuck and MLP fan?

>>29205463
>>29205408
>This is my first fandom oh god why is everything so disgusting and perverted truely these people are worse than sonic fandom

>>29205333
Where?
I thought it was ohinternet now.

>>29205424
Sweetie... stop trying to impress everyp0ne with your '1337 haxxor skillz'. Seriously, you're just a step above a kiddy scripter.

>>29205485
>Criticize it for being "cute", even though that was the goal behind the design

I criticize it for trying too hard to be cute. It can be cute on its own, just with the premise of the show, but it tries to throw in too many d'aww moments that it just gets dull and boring.

>>29205516

He denies being a pony fan, but he openly likes homestuck. Homostuck shit is all over his tumblr last time I checked.

>>29205527
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page

Nope.

>>29205508
>/co/lts
>good term
gb2KnowYourMeme

>>29205527
google encyclopedia dramatica

>>29205537
Cool story bro.

If you watch the show for the cute you might as well watch moe anime.

>>29205424
Sweetie, you brought them coffee. And you made it by putting dirt into water. They almost died.

>>29205522
Yes, this is my first fandom, at least like that. Is that a problem?

>>29205546
never said it was "good", just something people can use if they want to label us without lumping us in with the rest of the faggots

By the way, guys, have you seen this yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C61rHmjI4Zs&feature=player_embedded#!

It's an unofficial fan-made trailer for the whole premise of Discord. It's pretty neat, definitely worth checking out. Not exactly professional quality, but enjoyable nonetheless.

>>29205527
encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page

It was set up some four days after OhInternet replaced ED. The Whale's site still claims, however, that the site's dead and is never coming back.

>>29205565
>I'm guessing.
Elis doing comissions?

This thread is terrible. Terrible, I say!

>>29205544
>>29205549
Oh well.
So which ED is better in your opinion?

Wow this thread can't get much worse.

>>29205570
>implying this is Discord's prison

But it sure is well-made.

>>29205586

Can we fix it?

No it's fucked.

I don't want to start shitstorm but can I get explaination in 5 words why Past sins and Nyx are bad?

>>29205589
i like ED better than ED

>>29205599

but by god you're going to try

>>29205606
because it is really mediocre

>>29205562
Well... I mean, how else are you supposed to make coffee anyways? That's what it is! 'Sweetie, go get me a cup of mud, dear'. I mean, c'mon, honest mistake. That's what all the other ponies do, anyways; they dump that dark sandy stuff in the top and coffee comes out.

...HEY! I helped out! I also did some other assembly stuff... I helped find the actual registration scheme. And I also know the Windows API nearly perfectly.

>>29205570
>The music is "Breath of Fire V Dragon Quarter ~Opening Animation~."

I could not finish that game. Sorry Capcom.

>>29205570

A little amateurish and camp, but hey, it wasn't awful.

>>29205508
> check /co/ first time in a month
> hating ponychan on first post i see

you guys really dont do much else around here, do you?

>>29205599
>RarityxSpike
go away with your crack ships

>>29205600
Yeah, I thought so too. I especially like the idea of having Discord's prison be that big stone thing that I can't remember from the show.

I think the thing that clinched it for me was the DQ opening theme. God, I love Sakimoto's music, and it just works.

>>29205632
ponychan invented ponies

>>29205621
They were cracking it for mac, Sweetie.

>>29205599
MORE

>>29205537
Compared to so many other shows that try to do the same, FiM pulls back A LOT of punches. Sit down and watch shit like Nick Jr., Noggin, etc. They try ten times harder and they're less than a fifth as successful. They try their fucking hardest to smother you to death with cute that it comes off as repulsive. FiM has several little moments where they try to be adorable instead of trying to make one huge push from start to finish.

>>29205618
No, I'm not trying hard enough.

>>29205622
No worries. It took me forever to plough through it too. By gum, it's a serious fucking nightmare at times.

>>29205623
That's good! I agree pretty much entirely.

>>29205662

don't forget to report.

Perhaps now is the time for posting amusing thread caps?

This one's from /tg/.

>>29205685
This one makes me lol every time.

>>29205685

>>29205685

>>29205642
...

Pffft! I knew that! I was just... uh... testing you. Yeah! That's it!

Besides, I've done a lot of other stuff... that was the biggie, but I also cracked Super Calendar 1.7 and Egg Timer .6 Beta. Those were some tough ones, let me tell you. Finding the right jumps was just like... whoa.

You know?

>>29205685
Talk about your Freudian slip.

HELLO LITTLE GIRL

>>29205706
I love this one.

>>29205644
Oh shit spoilered for hardcore pornographies.

>>29205704
Both of those are freeware, sweetie, I don't know what you did to them.

>>29205662
IT'S NOT FUNNY!

>>29205724
I laughed pretty hard.

Good morning Bronys. How's everyone doing today?

>>29205749
>You see me trollin'.jpg

>>29205749
>bronys

>>29205749
>bronies
Wrong place, bro.
I think you're looking for /b/

>>29205768
Chien Appleusia

>>29205766
You people act the same, if not worse.

>>29205768
Ungh. I remember my teacher showing that in class when a few years ago. He didn't warn us at all.

Yeaaah!

>>29205728
But I was sure that those were the trial versions of the professional editions...

Um... I did that one really cool trainer for that old 'Everfree Butterflies' game... remember that one? I went under the cracker name 'xxJ4rK1cKzxx'. That one... I did that one. Pretty cool, huh?

>>29205799
No, we're completely different.

Just as bad, maybe even worse, but different all the same.

>>29205749
Hey who's you're favourite pony

>>29205814
Back in the jar, Sweetie.

>>29205814
That's a board game, sweetie, you scribbled on the rules with a crayon

>>29205763
>>29205766
Touchy. Touchy. Loosen up, pals, it's just a nickname. But if it offends your delicate sensibilities so much I shan't mention it again.

Now let's get back to the business at hand... Which Pony is the most evil?

>mfw Lauren probably won't respond to the message I sent her about wanting to vector her sketches

>>29205828
>>29205832
... okay. I... I don't know. I just wanted to be techno-cool like you guys...

...I'm really not a super 1337 hax master. Just something I was trying out to impress you guys...

I'm going back to my jar for a bit. I vant to be alone for a while...

>>29205859
I'm sure has like five thousand garbage messages to sift through. If she sees yours, I'm sure it'll get replied to.

or you could just do it anyway

>>29205685
Whenever I see this one I'm reminded of that one awesome Wailforged thread.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13743075/

>>29205859
just do it anyway, doesn't DA's standard copyright allow derivative works?

>>29205826
Favorite Pony= Gummy

Least Favorite Pony = Ponita.

>>29205859

>mfw fluffly is a tree

>>29205890
it's okay, sweetie, you don't have to be good at things for us to like you

>>29205890
Oh, Sweetie, you can hack my Gibson anytime.

>>29205854
>yfw

>>29205890
>I vant
Oh, fer ze love of Gott. It'z 'want'. You alvays do zis, Zveetie.

>>29205905
Something like that.
If it was some generic dA faggot, sure.
But it's Lauren, I want to show her some respect and ask permission.

>>29205917
But.. I'm like... everypone thinks I'm... you know... like... like 'Snails'. You know... 'slow in the mind'? I don't want ponies to think that!

Well... I'm off. I'll... do something later... I guess. Bye, guys...

Pinkamena needs to kill more furries.

and not sexually like last time.

>>29205278

I'm confused why you think it's bad. ALl the structure lines are still there, but it's clearly better than just random doodles of the board artists. It's rough, but still good. Just because someone can worj in clean lines it doesn't make them a better artist

What is it with this morning and oddball generals?

>>29205995

Shut the fuck up, Nathan.

Greetings, denizen of the chan.

I know where you live.

>>29206007
second

>>29205995

>>29205995
Nathan the up fuck, shut.

>>29206007
I swear it's like they have a script.

>>29205995

Sup, /co/. I have Past Sins open in another tab here, should I read it? I've heard it's horrible but it can't be that bad

>>29205985
But Rape and Murder go so well together! Like peanut butter and jelly! Louis and Clark! Elephants and Trombones!

>>29206024
>>29206018
>>29206007
No end to the greatness. You guys are so fucking cool.

>>29205995
Sorry, mild mannered Nathan. The Anon machine hates you, bro.

>>29206014
on /x/

>>29206041
Go for it.
Don't say we didn't warn you, though.

>>29206041
>should I read it?
No

>it can't be that bad
You know what? Yes, you should read it. In fact, you should marathon it from start to finish.

>>29206032
No, you're just that obnoxious.

>>29206041
It's painfully mediocre. The hate we have for it is directed more at it's raving fanbase then at the fic itself.

It's the Twilight of this fandom

dicks and butts

>>29206065

This.

>>29206034
>Faust shipping Snails and Sweetie Belle

WHAT

>>29206041
Couldn't hurt. The hipsters around here hate it because it's popular. But it wouldn't be popular if it were all that bad.

Sup, /co/. I have a gun pointed at my head, should I end it? I've heard death is horrible but it can't be that bad

>>29206014
Well ain't this interesting. I have a long lost brother.

>>29206041

>>29206065
>>29206059
>>29206058
Y'know, I'll read a chapter or two. Seeya in a minute, /co/

If I'm still sane

>>29206083
Keep in mind this is probably from before those specific characaters were designed

>>29206089

Stream it faggot

>>29206083

How do you figure that's snails? And that looks more like a unicorn pinkie than anything.

>>29206041
It's a GREAT story! You're going to LOVE it! :3

>>29205995
Nathan, shut the fuck up, you're out of your element.

>>29206089
If anybody tells you not to do it, they're just jealous that they're too weak to take the portal to Equestria.

>>29206083
Sweetie Belle wasn't even invented at that point in time.

>>29206085
I agree.

Fuck those hipsters, just read it!

>>29206083

I dont think its real.

>>29206083
doesnt look like either of them

>>29206089

>>29206052
>>29206060
Oh well. Enjoy your circlejerk of hate.

>>29206085
Nice logical fallacy.

And yes, I know it's the same fallacy we use to defend the show itself.

>Open Past Sins
>dedication to someone

Wow, really? this fucker takes himself seriously

Guys I'm autistic and I have a yellow pony pointed at my head. Should I watch this show?

>>29206135
>Her original name was indeed Appleseed. Ran into some copyright issues, and now she is Apple Bloom. In the original bible, she was solo in her quest for a Cutie Mark, and "seed" signified that she still needed to grow. CMC's Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle were developed later.

>Sweetie Belle developed later.

>>29206118
It's the hair. The hair is basically the snails haircut if it was longer.

>>29206145
Fuck off you pretentious hipster.

>>29206083
>Snails
>Looks abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING like Snails
All that fanon has rotted away your brain, boy.

>>29206123
Can you post the original pic? Never saw it.

I know it's unbirthing. Curiosity.

>>29206160
>two ponies that existed before applebloom
>created afterwards

lol

>>29206160

>Appleseed

Wow tis name is shit.

>>29206158
Guy I am going to marry Pinkie Pie, you can't have her or draw porn of her because she's all mine.

>>29206179

>>29206145
Hi Nathan!

>pic related

>>29206157
dude, they all do.

I mean, its hard to find an artist/writer or creative person who doesnt take themselves far too seriously. its painfully sad

>Trixie was originally a boy
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

>>29206200

>>29206204
Well, that was fast. Thanks.

>>29206204
... why do you have this saved?

>>29206158
Guys I have a Twilight plush that I keep forgetting about, so whenever I turn around from my computer I see it standing up on the bed just staring directly at me. Scares the shit out of me every time.
Should I get a real pony?

>>29206208
Well, he wouldn't want his cock to get any diseases or anything. Sounds legit.

>>29206216
>TRIXIE WAS A BOY

>>29206223
Well catalogued images and shitty writing talk are about all I'm good for around here, so, no prob.

>>29206204
Nice

>>29206231
Because it's requested like 15 times per day?

Mr. Bad Guy##die

because fuck obnoxious douches

>>29206208
Who the hell is that thing pretending to be Porky Pig?

>>29206200
BUT I'M ALREADY MARRIED TO PINKIE PIE

>>29206235
Tell Twilight Sparkle your secrets.

WHERE'S YOUR SCOOTABUSE NOW

>>29206216
>sethisto instantly starts commissioning Trixie 63 to jack off to.

>>29206216

Say what you will about Nanaki, but the rest of this asperger's fandom needs to take a lesson in what kinds of questions are appropriate and useful to ask from the creators of a show you like.

>>29206265
Hands off whore, Pinkie Pie is mine.

>>29206183
Their personalities in this iteration didn't exists even though they were technically my little pony characters before

>>29206239

that would have cast the rope scene with Applejack in a whole new light

>>29206270
Excellent.

>>29206293
>filename
Out of curiosity, how long is a ponymeter?

Nyx thread?

>>29206310
The same distance as a seafaring league.

>>29206200
>>29206265
>>29206293
You silly fillies. Pinkie Pie is already mine.

>>29206255
Can't keep a bad man down friend.

>>29206330
>Implying I want this filthy mongrel

>>29206255
>not using random character strings for both parts of your tripcode
>in 2012

Are we at image limit yet?

>>29206255
Faceless, you're getting WAY too good at cracking trips

>>29206267
I like how she's always there when I wake up.

>>29206330
I have a blackbelt in kicking ass, I will fight you for her.

I love poni

>>29206370

>caring enough to do that
>being a big enough douche that people care enough to crack your trip

>>29206328
All threads are Nyx threads eventually.

>>29206373
That was a no-effort.

Like, the time it took me to refresh the page.

>>29206416

but how did you do it? it could have been anything

>>29206416
You scare me sometimes, Sr.

>>29206416

wasn't aware it was possible to break secure trips

New thread

>>29206432
>>29206432
>>29206432
>>29206432
>>29206432

>>29206446
>352 replies
>New thread
Jesus Christ, could you possibly jump the gun more?

>>29206416
You amuse me. Can you crack this new one faceless? By the way what did I do to you that you think me an obnoxious douchebag? I was nice today.

>>29206089
I hear if you kill yourself you are reborn as a pony

>>29206489
Past both limits, time for new thread. that's the way it's worked since at least January, with a few exceptions for particularly awesome threads.

>>29206500
No, that one requires bruteforcing.