Rarity is the oldest

fluttershy is eldest

I think Rarity just ACTS the oldest. Twilight and/or Pinkie are obviously the youngest.

I say Fluttershy is oldest.

Celestia is the oldest.

rarity is second place

guys berry pinch gives me a boner

why do I want to have sex with an underage marshmallow horse

We only really know that Fluttershy is 1 year older than Raindbowdash.

Celest.

>>29203067
Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie.

>>29203069
But Luna?

Fluttershy is the oldest, the others are close enough in age that we couldn't really say

She is in my mind though.

RD is obviously the youngest.
Fluttershy is the second oldest.
Pinkie is obviously younger than Fluttershy
AJ and Twilight are about the same age, both slightly older than RD.

>>29203073
>rainbowdash
surely you mean pinkie?

Fluttershy's a year older than you.

What each member of mane6 would do with a nuclear missile? They perfectly know what it is capable of and how to launch it. It can only be launched to the location of choice or not launched, cannot be reverseengineered or anything like this.

Repostan because old thread is old and because i forgot to add something

>>29203069
>lunaokay.jpeg

Obviously rainbow dash is the youngest, and either Applejack or Rarity are the oldest.

>>29203073
But Fluttershy ruled the land for over 1000 years.

>>29203070
Because your time draws near.

Pick a good way to off yourself and go through with it.

>>29203070

Because you are disgusting.

>>29203070
because she's kinda hot

fuckin' berry pnuch

well rarity is the most mature, owns her own business and is most refined

i honestly can't think of anyone else who could be the elder

i mean except fluttershy because she's the only one who's been shown to be older than any of the others

obviously

>>29203086
>luna

who?

>>29203070
Ruby. Ruuubyyyy.

>>29203098
Oh no not this time you goddamn loveable owl.

>>29203070

Because you are sexually attracted to cute things anonymous. I know that feel.

in my head-canon

Fluttershy>/=Applejack>Rarity>/=Twilight>pinkie>RD

>>29203096
AJ runs a farm and takes care of her younger sister, with help. Dash, for all her immaturity, most likely runs the local weather team, and fluttershy is apparently completely alone very near the everfree forest selflessly helping animals. All of them have responsibilities.

Well, except Pinkie.

>>29203070
bad case of the sick and repulsive fetishes

might want to try electroshock therapy

>>29203096
Applejack runs her own business too while being a much more responsible individual overall.

Just saying.

I think i just had deja view.

>>29203126
she's a drop-out, why would she run the weather team?
>>29203131
eh, i think its more of a partnership with BM

>>29203115
I really think RD is a bit older than Pinkie.
I think it's like this
Fluttershy >/= AJ > Rarity > Twilight > RD > Pinkie

>>29203109
Why do people keep drawing Faceless gift art

He doesn't even do anything anymore except roleplay as Pinkie Pie and eat shit.

Reading fanfics/comics and dwelling on fanart plants a seed of unrealistic expectations for season 2 and will only lead to dissappointment when unrevealed elements (such as Luna's personality) are revealed.

True or False?

>>29203126
Pinkie works at a bakery as an apprentice.

Twilight is the only one without a job.

>>29203131

I'm thinking Mac or Granny probably run the actual farm.

AJ sells apples sometimes but she's professed herself to have none of them fancy mathematics.

>>29203141
>except roleplay as Pinkie Pie and eat shit.

So he just eats shit and more shit?

>>29203137
She was in charge during the summer sun celebration, and during winter wrap up - why would they put somebody who wasn't high up in charge of two major, important events.

>>29203142
false.

>>29203142
True if you lack self control, false if you know how to temper your judgment.

Do you fags even watch the show? Fluttershy is obviously the oldest; all the others were stuck in chubby marshmallow mode while she was a gangly adolescent.

>>29203126
>Well, except Pinkie.
She works at SCC, though.

>>29203131
>theories
yeah but she sort of has to because it's her family's orchard; rarity is running shit on her own - while taking care of her sisterdaughter sweetie belle

>>29203141

Because he genuinely enjoys the gifts, he's entertaining and people get really mad whenever he gets stuff. He's not that bad a guy.

>>29203142
False
No matter what I always force myself to have low expectations for everything
Till now I've never been disappointed.

I'm not like /v/ to have impossible expectations and bitch about everything even if they meat those expectations.
...
Can we be /v/?

>>29203111

>>29203161
yeah, eating food and being a generally bad baker. She probably works more than enough to pay her rent, but she doesn't really have any responsibilities

>>29203141
I follow the words of Duke Nukem. "Eat shit."

I think I forgot the other part.

>>29203160
kids all look different.

I know an 18 year old who three years ago was 6'5

>>29203160
She was just awkwardly tall.

>>29203143
I'm pretty well convinced that TS is the youngest, if only by a few months.

>>29203142
>taking any of that shit seriously

>>29203143
I'm pretty sure she's the town librarian.

>>29203142
There is no way Season 2 could be worse than fanfics.

Unless it's just a picture of poorly animated turd for 24 episodes 20 minutes each.

>>29203143
grants committee are generous when you are the personal student of the monarch

>>29203172
>generally bad baker
the only times we've seen her baking is when other people are there, fucking it up

AJ with baked bads and AB fucking everything up and being a whiny piece of shit

>>29203179
>your opinion doesn't count because you may or may not be dead
i chuckled

anyway, she's part time student, part time librarian

so yeah...least responsible because student

>>29203173
I don't know why but I keep laughing whenever I see them wearing tops. Seriously, what would they be covering? Unless the objective was to keep their chest warmer but that's just silly in and of itself.

>>29203163
>taking care of her sister/daughter

Um, what? Don't get fanon and canon mixed up. Sweetie Bell isn't around most of the time. It's far more likely Rarity's family simply lives in town as well and Sweetie Bell comes to visit. If she was actually her responsibility we'd have seen a lot more of her and heard a lot more from Rarity when ever they had to leave town for something.

>>29203188
Even so the Cakes were kinda worried to leave her alone.
Still that may be because Pinkie is Pinkie...

update

>>29203179
She just lives there. There's never been any in-show evidence that she does any work, other than "studying".

What the fuck is she studying for, anyway?

>>29203200
Lyra was the coordinator for the photograph.

she kept a few copies.

>>29203198
Even then, the only time we've seen books being checked out, Spike handled it.

>>29203216
>clopclopclop

>>29203203
>don't get fanon and canon mixed up
>make wild assumptions

the facts are, we've seen that rarity has to take care of her at least some of the time, her parents are never mentioned or aluded to

>>29203215
She's an exchange student.

>>29203215
Magic, with a minor in Friendship.

>>29203215
To save Equestria?

Celestia knows the end times are coming and only the power of friendship can save their kingdom

>>29203216
Okay. Problem solved.

>>29203225
But Lauren said that she was just visiting in Stare Master.

>>29203219
she takes a managing role

That said, how does spike get paid?

>>29203215
PhD in magic.

>>29203214

>my question

yay

>>29203229
>you will never be able to study friendship

>>29203214
how does poni wear thong

>>29203235
He gets paid in "not being thrown out, completely incapable of looking after himself" dollars.

>>29203046

Fluttershy is the oldest, she was bigger than the rest of the mane cast in the cutie mark chronicles episode.

>>29203214
>dub-trot
lol

>>29203234
she doesn't even work on the show anymore, that doesn't count!

lol jk, didn't know that, guess you're right

>>29203240
I would prefer to study the magic of love.

>>29203256
what is love?

>>29203240
Yeah because it will easily secure you a good job.

>>29203225
>Assuming that the little girl who's hardly ever around isn't her responsibility solely
>wild assumptions

I'm sorry, what? I'll grant you it's still fanon to assume their parents are live until the show confirms one way or another, but it's still far more likely than the popular 'zomg sweetie balls is raritys illegitimate daughter guise'

>>29203244
I think she's just naturally tall and lanky as a youth, no real indicator that she's the oldest.

>>29203260
Baby don't hurt me

>>29203260
baby don't hurt me

>>29203256
That's Advanced Friendship, she'll study that later.

>they will never show a teaser of the first episode and Discord's voice

>>29203269
>>29203270
Fuck you guys.

>>29203265
She's the second oldest, next to Rarity. That's why they hang out so much.

>>29203271
what does it feel like to have friends

>>29203269
i love you sometimes faceless

other times i cower in the corner singing childhood nursery rhymes to myself and clutching my rosary beads

>>29203276
DON'T HURT ME

NO MORE

>>29203265
She is a year older than Pinkie, and is larger than any of the others as a filly. Now, that's hardly conclusive, but it's pretty heavy implication, otherwise why would they bother to make a unique body model for her?

>>29203273
>it makes the anticipation even greater

>>29203273
Thank god

Can you imagine the pandemic in fanon, fanfics, fanart, porn, etc that would incite?

>>29203279
What does it feel like to feel?

>>29203278
Now that's a theory I can get behind.

>>29203244

She probably just developed first. She IS older, but still. You know, one of those girls that hit puberty early and is all awkward and skinny in school and is a COMPLETE bombshell out of school.

>>29203287
i always thought that her lankiness was another reason for her to be so shy and awkward, but being older and developing earlier would make sense too

>>29203289
Enough porn to make a whore faint

>>29203289
>implying this won't happen in the 17th september

>>29203296
what does it?

>>29203289
There are going to be so many discordxMain Cast rape fics
my body is ready

>>29203287
As Faceless pointed out, a year isn't the biggest span of age difference between six individuals. Given their differences, it might make sense to assume there's a bigger gap than that.

I agree that FS is the oldest, I'm just considering alternative viewpoints.

>>29203279
To have friends is like dancing. You're moving about on the dance floor together with them, relaxing or kicking it off. So if these friends, don't dance, you ask?

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine!

>>29203296
feels bad man.

>>29203319
it?

>>29203319
What?

>>29203331

>mfw when Hotsauce released a teaser for his next fic.

Nope. Not gonna read it. Not gonna ruin any part of it.

>>29203321
>that feel when you don't want it to happen but when it does and you're glad that it did because it's amazing, but you insult the author anyway

>>29203322
On the other hand, ponies mature much faster, and Faust did mention something about them being more mature than a same-aged human would be, so a year's difference when they were fillies would mean a lot more than a year's difference between two humans.

>>29203331

>>29203322
FS & R - oldest
AJ & PP - middle
TS & RD - youngest

How's that?

>>29203339
There's a level at which you start taking fan fics too seriously.

Sir, I believe you've broached such a level.

>>29203354
I like this list.

>>29203359
I thought nyxfags did that?

>>29203339
I heard he writes Weapons Grade pedophilia.

He and Crookedtrees should collaborate.

>>29203352
I don't think the issue of pony aging has ever been clarified.


And what she said was that the main cast were intended to be in the 18-24 bracket but with the personalities of 14-18 year olds.

>>29203287
Hard to say. As she's the ONLY one with the lanky Filly Model... any other Filly in the show is shown as the small model as all the rest.

So I don't think it's so much as a style to show her age, but just to give her a unique filly look. You really don't know why animators do what they do. If the creators wanted to make it a point to distinguish their ages, they would have done so. Or they will in season twooo0o0o0ooooo

so we'll see.

>>29203354
I'd switch PP and RD I think..


But otherwise that's pretty agreeable.

>>29203374
Oh, no, I didn't mean that to sound like "Faust said X so I win", I just meant she'd mentioned something about it, so it's not an issue they haven't thought about

>>29203353
YEEEEAH!!!

>>29203388
Understand, was stating what I remembered from her comments on the matter.

>>29203382
Pinkie doesn't seem to have any particular reason to be younger, though.

"Ciao!"

Translator's note: "Ciao" means "have hot steamy horse sex with me"

>>29203382
Dude, look at RD in the cutie mark episode. She's like the size of Fluttershy's head.

>>29203407
why does rarity look brain?

>>29203265

but coupled with the knowledge that she is older than at least pinkie, it could contribute to the possibility that she is, in fact, the oldest.

>>29203403
immature?
energetic?
works in retail?

>>29203410
lyra is italian

this is now canon

>>29203422
>same thing we do everyday, pinkie...

>make fabulous dresses

>>29203422
because Pinkie needed a master, and Rarity needed the ditzy henchman.

>>29203422
IDK.

>>29203435
No no
>same thing we do everyday, pinkie...

>Take over the fashion world!

>>29203407
That picture would look pretty adorable if they didn't look slightly microwaved.

guys should I have pony pasta for lunch

or leftover tacos

or 19p ramen

leftovers, ramen tomorrow, then the pony pasta.

So I was rewatching the first episode yesterday, and given that I've recently been rewatching doctor who, both were fresh in my mind. A few times in doctor who s6, we get a bit of a peek into the doctor's thought patterns, complete with a camera wizzing around to his point of focus, showing a fairly clear and obvious path to noticing a minor detail that ends up being really important.

And then Pinkie appears, screams and jumps off. It's easy to write off as "pinkie pie being pinkie pie", but she had a very good reason to do it. A very good reason which she noticed, thought through, and realised the time constraints, almost immediately. Maybe Pinkie isn't so crazy, she just thinks as fast as she moves, and is incredibly perceptive. It'd also explain her pinkie sense - subconsciously noticing tiny things and making sense of them without really thinking about it.

>>29203448
/r/ing picture of white chocolate rarity melting under a heatlamp

>>29203451
Pony Pasta.

>>29203443
man why is there no pinkie/pinky fanart yet?

and why don't i have it on my screen right now?

>>29203459
For a second there I thought you were having leftover ramen and I pitied you.

>>29203459
GOLLY GEE DO I LOVE WHEN SOMEHOW IT DOESNT REGISTER ME CLICKING ON'T
>>29203451

>>29203461
>white chocolate
>not marshmallow
Nigga waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>29203451
You shouldn't. You could probably stand to lose weight.

I've lost 10 pounds in the last 2 months. I'm proud of myself. Now that I'm on some new antidepressants, it will be even easier, since they seem to suppress my appetite.

>>29203451
you been to tesco then?

>>29203468
>Pinky crawling up Pinkie's mousehole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOLTLxX1l4

>>29203451
>tacos

The idea of eating Mexican food in England is terrifying to me. I can't imagine it being any good.

>>29203476
>taking antidepressants
>post in pony threads

christ, you must be some kind of beacon of joy at this moment
>>29203502
aaaaaaand you ruined it for me

>>29203476
dude I'm only 170 lbs (6'1"), I don't need to lose weight

>>29203487
yep!

>>29203507
aw come on, deep fried tacos dipped in grease served on a plate made of butter couldn't be all that bad

>>29203508
>christ, you must be some kind of beacon of joy at this moment
I'm not sure I get what you mean.

>>29203524
good on you. And thats pretty tall for a woman
>>29203530
I think he's being sarcastic. Anti-depressants are kind of shit

>>29203527
I think my heart slowed down just by reading that.

>Hnnng.png

>>29203170
Aww yeah is that the dolphin cutiemark pony?

I bet she can hold her breath for a really long time.

>>29203530
antidepressents are meant to make you happy, right?

fuck i don't know, i'm not a psychiatrologist

>>29203527
Does a beefeater serve them to you?

>>29203524
I'm only 4 inches shorter than you, and I weigh almost 40 pounds less than that, and I still have a bit of a beer gut. You could stand to loose weight.

>>29203555
yes. and he is literally eating beef while he does

People were looking for this?

>>29203559
brb england

>>29203551
That'd come in handy when she's deepthroating a guy, just holding it all in her throat, not moving, merely wriggling her tongue around it as she faintly tries to gag for breath, suppressing it.

>>29203443
Jesus Christ dude you just alternate between posting creepy weird shit and spouting LOLRANDUMB pop culture shit. Your like that skinny fuck in the back of the class that no one liked. You are the worst person I have ever encountered in a mlp general, and that's fucking something.

>>29203557
oh god I knew I was too fat
if you need me I'll be barfing in the clouds until I'm thin again

>>29203561
no dammit i said pinkie and pinky, not pinkie and brain

you just single handedly ruined my forever

>>29203554
nah, they're kind of supposed to take away the sad. A kind of side-effect of that is it takes away the happy and you fall into some kind of empty middle-ground
>>29203565
they eat your beef.
>>29203561
hnnngh

>>29203571
Unf.

>>29203547

>>29203554
Not really. They just make you not want to kill yourself in fits of intense self loathing.

>>29203571

>>29203574
well fuck you then assclown

>>29203524
>Let's see...
>170 pounds = 77.1107029 kilograms
Damn, I weight barely 65 kg. I need to start eating more.

>>29203547
You've never heard of a Fatty Melt, then, have you?

>>29203571
It's a talent.

>>29203575
but then wouldn't ponies replace the happy?

i know they replace my happy

or would if i had emotions...

yay!

>>29203579
THAT'S what they're supposed to do?

Mine just make me feel constantly sick and take away my sex drive.

But, yeah, I guess I don't want to kill myself, so that's cool.

>>29203572
>Faceless
>worst person in MLP general

Stick around kid, you aint seen nothing yet.

>>29203557
That's... weird. Because I *am* skinny

lemme go weigh myself again, maybe it was just because I was eating a lot on that trip to spain

all the ducks are swimming in the water

>>29203572
Trust me, he's one of the more entertaining ones.

>>29203214
Post the full size, ya dingus.

>>29203608
>inb4 mito
>or dinofag

>>29203554
No, I'm manic depressive. It means that it takes away the super intense happy feelings I get, as well as the "I want to kill myself with a hatchet" feelings, and leaves me in this sort of bland middle ground.

>>29203577
Woo! Finally. I've seen that picture posted many a times but never saved it.

>>29203572
>Pinky and the Brain
>Popculture shit
the revived series, perhaps. but Pinky and the Brain has been around for ages. But you wouldn't know that, would you?

>>29203621
Dinofag is dinofag but Mito is worse

>>29203557
>>29203573

>6'4"
>200 lbs
>never been called fat

>>29203607
I always thought they were more like mental suppressants.

It makes it hard to think about anything at all.

>>29203616
and then they all share pinkie's bathtub to clean each other

>>29203632
Mito's the only trip I've ever seen Faceless consistently rage at, so that has to mean something.

>>29203605
its more they take away the capability of either extreme. Its all very strange. They can also stop you from falling in love, weird huh?

>>29203632
Can't forget Vi/co/din.
Unless we're counting him as Mito too, since they basically are the same exact autistic, attention whoring faggot.

>>29203572
>hating pinky and the brain

son...you just made my list.
tell me your name irl so i can hunt you down and insert blunt things into you

>>29203615
okay, weighed myself again and I'm at about 162 lbs now

>>29203652
So Mito and Vi/co/din are the worst.
Yay or Nay

>>29203554
ah, i was bang on. in any case, get better soon mang
>>29203635
I put on a whole bunch of weight recently, and found I carry it well.

Woooooooo

>>29203631
My comment was more in reference to your lame what is love schtick. Also, I grew up watching the original pinkie and the brain shorts on animaniacs, so shove that up your ass you creepy faggot.

>>29203625
In my experience they only made it that much easier to hang myself because I didn't feel any regret about anything.

Fuck yeah attempted suicide.

>>29203608
Remember Darth Lyra?

>>29203674
stop it, you're making us look bad

attempted suicide general

>>29203669
>This guy wants me to put Pinky and the Brain up my ass

>>29203664
That's not ragingsemi and megasweet.

>>29203674
man, this general took a dark turn.

If we're all being depressed, then I had a bit of a stint many years ago but I got over that fairly quickly.

Being cheery is a good thing mang

>>29203681
um...please don't

>>29203664
Mito is pretty awful. I mean, there's other people who have their moments of shitposting, but they at least add to the threads positively in between shitposting.

Mito is..


Mito is on an entirely different level.

Also,
>deleting a general because you don't like the conversation

>>29203681
LOL SO RANDUMB FUNNAY

What's is each ponies fetish?

Twilight: Dunno lol
Rarity: Public sex
Fluttershy: Bestiality
Rainbow Dash: Pegging
Applejack: Anal
Pinkie Pie: All of them

>>29203682
Go away mito

>>29203682
>ragingsemi
Okay, he's a bit of a cockmongler, but what does MS do that's objectionable? He barely ever posts, and when he does, it's usually on topic or light-hearted.

>>29203687
I expect only the worst of everything.
But no mater what I always find a good thing in any situation. Even if that thing is retarded.

>>29203669
You seem upset over the internet.
2011
You must be new here.
etc
You see where I'm going with this right? Faceless isn't new. Stop being a faggot.

>>29203682
I understand RS, but MS?

>>29203700
Pinkie pie would be up for anything - she just wants to make people happy. Twilight would WANT to do anything, at least once, just so she has the experience.

>>29203726
>HE DREW DICKS ON A PONY AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT WHAT A TROLL

>>29203073

Flutteryshy says that she's a year older than Pinkie Pie and a year older than Rainbow Dash.

Episode 5 for Pinkie, and the Cutie-Mark Episode, I believe, for the RD comment. I should really re-watch another five episodes.

>>29203719
If I am upset, why am I laughing so hard? You seem to have me confused. Also, chicken boo>gangster-ass pigeons>pinkie and the brain.

>>29203726
>nonstop futa
I forgot that's a good thing around here.

>>29203717
I would classify the situation being retarded as a good thing. You can just be amused at how fucking backwards it is

I think, taking anything too seriously is the first step to putting your head in a very dark place, no euphemism intended

>>29203436

I thought that looked familiar

>>29203717
are ponies one of those good things?

ponies are probably my anchor to this mortal coil, i've been trying to figure out a way to put myself in the ground since the season ended, but haven't really had the chance or nerve

now the season's starting again, i may be stuck here a while

unless it sucks...

>>29203747
Point taken.

>>29203745
>not upset
>arguing on the internet with a tripfag because he doesn't like what he posts

lol, okay

Mito here. This is the last time you guys will see me under this name. I've been considering everything you guys have said to me lately, and I've realized you're right. If I truly cared about on topic discussion, I'd drop the trip. So that's what I'm doing. After this post, I'm going to be completely anonymous. I'm still going to hang out here, so I hope that doesn't bother you.

Now, I know as soon as I do this, a bunch of fake Mito's are going to show up. I'm going to ignore them, because trying to defend my name here is stupid. I advise you do the same. Even if they have my old tripcode: honestly, with a small download of tripcode explorer and a few hours to kill, you can have any trip you want. I have no doubt that a troll with steal my old trip within hours. So just keep that in mind when you see posts with my old name attached to them.

Goodbye, MLP general, and here's to a brighter future.

>>29203752
What a terrifying pillow.

>>29203726
I don't like his stupid fetish shit and sameface bland animu style.

Rarity is the youngest. That's why she makes a big show of being outwardly mature, yet retains a schoolgirl fantasy of marrying a prince.

>>29203767
>laughing the entire time
>upset
Sorry, you lose. I'm sure you're used to it.

So I'm manic depressive, AND bulimic.

Fuck yeah. I need to lose 10 more pounds OR I'LL NEVER BE PREETTYY

>>29203777
no mito trips because otherwise people would impersonate him gb2 /b/ trol yu cant impersonate a vaulauble guy lik mito fget

>>29203777
>posting this without a trip
seems legit

>>29203793
Shut up Dash.

>>29203687
>Being cheery is a good thing mang
+1

>>29203777
This is obviously fake, but let's pretend it's real.

Seriously.

>>29203678
Back in the ol', I had terrible self-confidence and my grades suffered for it. I was verbally and physically abused by most of my class for arbitrary reasons I've yet to pinpoint even to this day. Well, years passed as I grew more shut-in, until I'd had it. I tapped up a bath, had something to eat and drink to weigh me down just that bit more, and jumped in with my clothes on. Suffice to say, I swallowed enough water in my attempts to keep myself below surface and I blacked out.

I woke up a week later in the hospital; my big brother had come back home just a little while afterwards and found me before it was too late. He'd been crying his eyes red, worried for me, and so had my mom and dad.

Now let's change the topic.

>>29203777
>considering what people say
>Mito

Haha, yeah okay.
He finds it more amusing than anything to come here and argue about ponies not having genitals. He's never leaving. The autism is too strong with him.

Applejack is clearly the oldest. Running a whole farm and all.

>>29203791
Hm

That's an interesting take on the matter. I hadn't considered it myself

>mfw they will never confirm any ponies age in the show and leave us squirming over it.

>>29203805
My heart felt joy for the first time in years when I read that post, but was quickly returned to its previous state of empty blackness when I realized it couldn't be true.

>>29203809
>I was verbally and physically abused by most of my class for arbitrary reasons I've yet to pinpoint even to this day.
no offense, but have you ever considered that it might be because you like to roll around in shit?

just saying

>>29203813
big mac runs the farm, that's why applejack was so pummelfucked when she had to do all the work herself in applebuck season

>>29203809
>mfw this reply
Man, you surprise us all sometimes, Faceless.

>>29203777
Trips means it's legit, bro!

>>29203793
>mfw I went through 2 years of phychotherapy away from my family, brothers, and friends, and then when I finally got to come home my friends didn't want to talk to me and my family acted like a bunch of strangers

>>29203792
>still defending himself on the internet
I don't think you could force this any harder.
Seriously, stop being butthurt faggot and just join the fun already.

>>29203809
Man, why is everybody being so depressing

let's have some ponies, guys! Ponies won't make me try and kill myself!

>>29203837
You believed that?

>jump in bathtub
>drown
>woke up a week later
>A WEEK LATER

I call bullshit.

>>29203830
Yes, because I developed my scat fetish when I was eleven.


your inquiry is stupid.

>>29203832

I think they both run it

this one time i was really depressed so i killed myself but then i came back to life because death was boring

>>29203809
I knew it. All this time later, you still put off that same energy that made you classmates shun you. I can still sense it around you, even when you are obscured and abstracted by text and the Internet. It is a miasma from which you will never truly be free.

>>29203866
Big mac technically owns the land after their parents died, but AJ is the one who actually runs it.

>>29203869
Stop breaking interdimensional walls Pinkie

>>29203809
Damn dude.

>mfw I've never had any sort of major depression

>>29203876
>someone using the word "miasma" in a context that isn't Dwarf Fortress.

I have never encountered this before.

>>29203861
fuck it, lets have a happy thread.

I just bought my cousin a bunch of toys for her birthday. MLP ones, yeah, theyre kinda shitty, but she'll love them.

She reminds me of AppleBloom.

aint that sweet

>>29203853
>he thinks I'm "defending myself"
I had no idea I was under attack. Oh no!

>>29203809
>mfw faceless has brain damage from lack of air when he was 11

>>29203876
Once you leave high school, that really becomes less of a problem, because as an adult you can actually stand up for yourself, whether silently or not.

>>29203880

Well the apple family is pretty big and Applejacks family seems to be the center of it whole. So maybe her parents runs all the apple orchards around Equestria including Appleloosa.

>>29203862
>lack of air for longer periods of time shuts the brain down

learn your biology. That's why kids who had the umbilical chord around their neck have higher liability of cerebral palsry.

>>29203887
I dunno man, these guys make it seem really cool. Maybe we should try this depression one of these days.

Awesome! We didn't have to make this a Pinkie Pie thread to make this thread depressing.

>>29203863
hey, all fetishes have origins in childhood
>>29203887
high five

I mean, there was that thing ages ago but that wasnt depression that was a month long period

>>29203916
Shut up Freud.

>start fapping
>get bored
>fap to clopsorts

just wanted to let you guys know that I hate you all

>>29203911
>Pinkie Pie
>depressing

what

>>29203895
It wasn't permanent damage, but it took some rehabilitating.

>>29203909
I thought the chances of brain damage grew exponentially the longer you were without air?

>>29203916
>month long period
you're a chick?

Yeah, lets have a depression thread.

Rev up that cyanide and load your .22 rifles.

I'm half white, and half mexican, and went to a magnet middle school in the ghetto, and was the subject of constant racial hatred from 90% of the students there and the faculty (nearly everyone there was black, and hated me because I looked white, and the mexican kids hated me because I didn't act like a cholo). I would get into fights, people would punch me or beat me up, and I'm get suspended for it.

On the plus side, I learned how to completely fuck people up in fights. The last fight I got involved in at that school, I hurt the kid so badly no one fucked with me again for the rest of the year I put his head through a car window, giving him a cut so big he had to get stitches, knocked out three teeth, and broke his nose.

Guys, I have a bit of a MLP trivia question for you.

When pony heard that pony had done it in pony days, pony beat pony by doing it in pony days. What did pony pony

>>29203916
I refuse to believe this.

I went from black girls, to japanese, to men, to hentai, then back to men, then back to japanese, than white girls, then latino, then pokemon, and now ponies.

I think people develope fetishes cause they are bored.

>>29203936
im not answering that.
>>29203935
its something like 3 minutes is the real danger mark for oxygen starvation in untrained bodies

>>29203935
That's basically what I was trying to convey.

>>29203927
>Get bored
>fap to Rarity's generous Plan
>Decide to look for real rape porn
>Big black guy with a huge raping a small asian girl, she's crying for her mommy
>most guilty fap in my entire life

>>29203931
You'll never be as happy as pinkie pie. You'll never know anybody as happy as pinkie pie. You'll never go to one of her parties. You'll never be the last person to leave, early the following morning, only to stop when you feel a hoof on your back. You'll never turn around to see her hopeful eyes, her happiness breaking for a moment as she spills her heart to you - how she doesn't want to be alone, how she fears nobody will ever love her. You'll never prove her wrong.

>>29203948
The only thing she could do

>>29203951
I mean real deep ingrained fetishes. Like the guy who couldnt stop thinking about cross eyed women as hot as shit.

he had a cross eyed friend as a child

>>29203966

I know what video you're talking about, and it's hot as fuck.

Not rape though. She was enjoying it.

>>29203853
>>29203853
Both of you stop being fucking idiots.
Cool, you're butt devastated from a few posts Faceless made.
Awesome, you're buttraging from his butt devastation.
Just fuck already.

>>29203952
I can hold my breath for 3:45. but I'm a classically trained singer, as well as a swimmer

>>29203972
Like I said. Shut up Freud.

>>29203954
oh

I have to admit, my knowledge of the subject is very lacking. Well done for not dying, though!

>>29203979
Oh really?

whew. I was under the context that it was real rape.

>>29203970
Yay. Depressing. Choo-choo

>>29203954
I bet if you tried again you could make a go of it! Go get 'em, champ!

>>29203998

If it was they'd have to invent a whole new level of hell for me from how many times I fapped to that.

>>29203981
that'll do it.
>>29203989
Im detecting hints of aggression, probably stemming from systematic abuse as a child causing you to be apprehensive of strangers. Most likely sexual. Did your father like to invite his friends around to 'meet' you?

>>29203972

>>29204000
but you'll always have pictures of her smiling, to brighten up your day

>>29204020
that smile isn't real.

it is a drawing.

>>29204013
>>29203998
>>29203979
I guess I'm going to be the one, then.

Link?

>>29204017
I love you too, derpy

>>29204026
Most smiles you see in your life aren't real, at least this one looks like a genuine one

>>29204028

I'd rather not.

Go to /r/ and ask for it. They'll know what you're talking about.

>>29204026
That text your using, to state that smile isn't real, isn't real.

It's digital.

>>29204026
it's real to her, anonymous
it's real to her

>>29204028
Don't do it man.

It's a long and winding path that you're thinking of traveling down. There is no escape.

>>29204040
but i love that text!

it gets me up in the morning and kisses me on the forehead and tells me it'll be a good day!

nnnnnnnnooooooooo! /suicide

I hate you all

>>29204040
It depends on the ontology that you use to define "real."

Say, has /co/ gone through it's existential crisis yet?

>>29203972
When i was 8 years old i was with this girl at a bathroom doing the whole ''show me yours and I'll show mine'' kinda game. And now when i think back, she was kinda trying to act like it was real sex.

For example we got under the bed and kissed each other. She also licked my ear and all sorts of crazy stuff. Her dad was a weirdo so maybe she got all that from him. She sometimes even spread her legs and well... maybe i shouldnt go into detail.

But is it a fetish that whenever a sleep with a woman i think back at her? Kinda weird and pedo imo.

>>29204055

are you on that polyphasic sleep schedule or something?

I would go gay for Pinkie Pie.

>>29204063
you were 8, she was 8, no one was getting raped, if that's what you're worried about

but yeah, don't start giving 4chan child sex stories

>>29204063
There was a bed in your bathroom?

nobody cares about your crippling depression

>>29204074
I would remain straight for Pinkie Pie

>>29204071
I think you meant this one.

>>29204059
I think we've been in the middle of some kind of crisis for the last few months, man
>>29204054
>/suicide
>>29204063
you wont think of her, but she's in there, pulling away at what makes your cock get hard

>>29204081

I am cripplingly depressed that I don't own that nacho hat.

>>29204063
>always thinks of an 8 year old during sex
>kinda pedo
Oh the things we tell ourselves.

>>29204064
I wish, I just am having somputer problems.
i think I fixed it, though

>>29204091
I can't think of a single instance when I thought that.

>>29204081
I'll never have a poncho.

>>29204081
>mfw when I make up depression stories on the internet and then laugh at the losers who open up to me thinking I care

>>29204080

No... i explained it kinda bad. It all started at the bathroom but she got real freaky when i had a sleepover at her house.

I can't wait until season 2 starts just so I can make a point to avoid these fucking threads to get my fix. Seriously fuck you people.

>>29204091
>yfw that image was created and is only ever posted frivolously with no geniune thought into who it is being shown to, or whether those people should, in fact, be motivated to continue living

>>29204115
>I'll ever be able to pull off a poncho
ftfy

I got a fez, so its all good
>>29204122
right, well the important thing is what did she look like and do you see any parallels in what you want to fuck nowadays? When I was at that stage I was friends with a black kid, and now I love me the chocolate, knawmsean?

>>29204091
Fluffy! Where have you been!

>>29204117
Bwaha that is funny. I think you and I would get along.

>>29204142
>I'll ever be able to pull off a poncho
The truth comes out!

I give up.

What's going on in this thread because looking back, I have no fucking clue.

>>29204161
oh look, nathan is here to complain about how the threads are so much shittier than they used to be. Again.

>>29204161
we're talking about how much we want to, and probably should, kill ourselves

well that's what i'm talking about, don't know what these pussies are saying

>>29204163
.357

mah nigga

>>29204122
My mother once told me that boys and girls shouldnt have sleep overs together. She actually said it was unnatural
>mfw

>>29203700
Trixie's is forcing guys to crossdress, worship and serve her.

>>29204009
>mfw that faggot actually went and offed himself.

>>29204142

No i dont want to fuck other kids. It's just that it was a weird thing and I think back at it sometimes when i have sex with other women.

So are we still depressed?

>>29204163
What model is that? I like the location of the cylinder release.

>>29204173
lol nope.

>>29204176
Sounds depressing. I'll leave you guys to it.

>>29204186
I would wear a frilly skirt and thigh high socks for trixie.

>>29204122
Her dad was a pedophile and she wanted to do that stuff with you.

>>29204192
>I don't want to fuck other kids
Worlds loyalest pedophile

>>29204200
>filename
Forever in his voice...

>>29204192
no, I dont mean kids, I mean is there any race preference or hair color preference or anything like that because of this girl years ago?

Like the fully grown women you look for now, do they kind of look like sleepover bitch? Not saying you a pedophile

>>29204218
But she wouldn't be a kid any more. They're the same age.

>>29204063

I got a 3rd degree felony for that. I was 7. I shit you not. Except we actually had sex. I have the counseling papers to prove it

Kept me from going military.

>>29204231

Psychology 101 General

No ponies allowed.

>>29204143
I've been here the whole time! olololololol
I just took my name off since I don't have anything new to contribute due to brain dumb.
Speaking of which, don't know how my name autofilled in...
But I'll take it back off now, unless people want me to redump old stuff.

>>29204239
what the actual fuck
>>29204243
alright, alright, I'll stop now.

>>29204252
>tripfag dropping the trip when he has nothing to contribute
I love you, anonymous

>>29204239
>Be a kid
>Have consensual sex with another kid the same age
>Felony

What is this, I don't even... did it get expunged when you turned 18? I'd hate for something I did while I was seven to follow me around like that.

>>29204239

We didnt have sex but we just did freaky shit. Didn't know it was illegal for kids to have sex lol.

>>29204243
Time to break some rules! Here, have a pony that probably desperately needs some good old fashioned psychology, and a good dose of psychiatry too.

>>29204239
>7 year old has sex
>is now a pedophile
For fuck's sake.

Okaaaaaaaay...
Fuck this.
We going back to ponies.
Classy ponies.
First we get some monocles...

>>29204239
You live in USA?

Hilarious.

>>29204260
>>29204275
>>29204285

>not having Fiddlesticks filtered
>2011

>>29204239
American?

>>29204289
Than some classy company...

>>29204289
>pinkie

i love her so much

>>29204260

Long story. It was mutual. She got caught and cried rape. I couldnt afford a lawyer so I took a plead deal to get off with counseling.

/life

14 years later it's still fucking with me.

Off to class now.

>>29204289
Classy mother fucker right here. Drinkin' his shit with a straw!

>>29204289
But I forgot my monocle today...

>>29204311
What

the

actual

fuck

fiddlesticks

>>29204311
That is fucking ridiculous.

>This thread.
What the FUCK?

>>29204284
that pony needs therapy

>>29204305
And even more classy looking ponies

>>29204311
>7 year old
>knows what rape is

for christ's sake...

>>29204344
Derpy always dresses in style.

>>29204345
I think he means she just said she didnt want to to get out of trouble and fuck his life up in what must be record time.

bitches and whores

>>29204344
Let's not limit ourselfs to ponies...

>>29204334

Technically it did get expunged when I turned 18, but lolmilitary background searches.

Doesn't affect my life otherwise.

>>29204363
I know, but still. That had to be a motherfucker. Did you ever confront her?

>>29204311
"it was mutual"
- every rapist ever

>>29204363
so...what? are they afraid you're going to start sticking it in all the 7 year old drill sergeants?

that's pretty retarded, even for the military

>>29204359
And of course we must have someone who is evil.
It's the goddamn law!

>>29204371
>implying most 7 year olds even have a sex drive

>>29204366

PLEASE STOP TALKING TO FIDDLESTICKS.

>>29204383
>Implying human beings arn't inherently sexual creatures

>>29204395

Oh christ. Fuck this thread. I'm out.

>>29204383
Apparently that one did. Quite a strong one, too. Hence the rape!

>>29204376
I agree. You'd think the military would be made of nothing else but rapists and murderers.
Granted they'd probably rape and murderer each other, but it would be better than sending out people that got drafted or don't want to be there.

>>29204386
the fuck is wrong with fiddlesticks?
>>29204395
yes, but seven yeard olds arent exactly sexually matured creatures

>>29204381
>>29204359
>>29204344
>>29204326
>>29204305
>>29204289
>>29204331

FUCK YOUR CLASS
IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME CUTE!

>>29204395
>>29204402
The sad truth is, they are.

>>29204415

He's a fucking retard who does absolutely nothing but shitpost and cause off topic discussions with his livejournal posts.

Hey uh. Let's not talk about that kinda stuff.

Let's all watch this video over and over again instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKpt5Z2-jvA

>>29204395
Ha ha whenever something to this effect get posted, you know the thread has turned a corner.

>>29204422
Oh boy!

Can we just skip the image limit here and make a new thread and drop this discussion entirely?

>child fucks another child
>the boy is a rapist and a pedophile

Lolmerica.

What AM I missing? Quick summary?

>>29204454
>rape

>>29204448
Cute pony image dump till thread limit?

>>29204415

Like the guy who had a freaky thing with an 8 year old said.

> His dad was creepy.

Most likely their parents either show them having sex with each other or they got molested themselves

>>29204423
It's only sad if you are an awkward geek who will never know a woman's touch.

>>29204454
Depression
Suicide
child sex
classy ponies

>>29204452
Oh come on, Fiddlesticks, we all know that's you posting without your name.