I'm going to give a warning just in case anyone out there is as stupid as me, and this isn't immediately obvious:

Do not read RagingSemi in the break room at work. You will only end up embarrassed.

says who

Because, she's female.

Because she's terrified of failure, and at least if she cheats to win she can tell herself she would have won anyway. If she loses, that's that - she's just not good enough, and she bases her EVERYTHING on being the best there is.

aw

the thread i made is over

I FEEL LIKE A BEREAVED PARENT!

post pinkie to calm me down or whatever.

>>29201958
are... are you serious?
why would you even do that?

>>29201968

i wish i had a pony

you people are fucking retards and i hate you all

>>29201975
Because I'm an idiot.

If she doesn't make sure that she wins, she might fail.

if she fails, she's incompetent. When she's incompetent she's goes into throes of depression and you know how that goes.

Earth ponies are the master race.

Applejack too stronkkkkk

>>29201958
that...

do tell more

LETS TALK ABOUT DAGS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXILzUpVx7A

WHO IS MICKEYS FAVORITE PONY?

>>29201979
And pony wish she had you.

>>29201958

>Do not read RagingSemi

Fixed

>>29201984
Only some of us are retarded. Stop generalizing.

>>29201986
she dresses up as lady gaga and takes pictures of fluttershy?

>>29201991
Mr. Breezy.

>>29201986
which is, I think, why she fared so badly at the young fliers competition. Somewhere she couldn't cheat and, where failure would have real consequences. At least if she doesn't try, she can always think she could have done it, right?

hi mlp fans i just started watching pony, i watched the first episode and thought it was kinda boring, does the show get better?

>>29201979
...You bastard.

>>29201993
We'll always have our dreams, little pink pony, at least

>using Pegasus wings
>cheating
>using Earth Pony strength and stamina
>playing fair

Sure is horse apples in here.

>>29202017
No.

>>29202009
nice

>>29202017
Nah not really.

>>29201987

>>29202027
If you had said Droid, I might have thought for a brief second that it was me.

>>29202021
It wasn't against the rules!
Maybe because nobody has been stupid enough to try and write a rule book on pegasi<=>earth pony direct competition, admittedly, but still not against the rules!

>>29202020
"That's just not GOOD ENOUGH!
...*sigh*..."

>>29202031

So you are a ugly fat guy then?

>>29202036
We'll just have to make do, it's all we have

>>29202042
I'm in MLPG, aren't I?

>>29202037

>>29202026

>>29202022
>>29202025
oh okay thanks anyway, i was kind of excited for this show because i saw tons of threads about it but i guess i'll drop it and try some other new shows

>>29202037
I hated Fahrenheit 451.
I saw someone reading it on the train the other day.
I wanted to punch them.

>>29202042
yech, that picture is too high res for it's own good

scale it down so the mspaint editing isn't so obvious please

This is Applejack. She likes to buck apple trees and collect apples. She keeps them in her apple cellar and forbids strangers to come in.

>>29202026
>>29202059
Buff pony general?

>>29202062
There's nothing wrong with skipping to another later episode, but I'm glad you gave it a fair shot.

>>29202067
>Apples are Bells
>Applejack is the Tom Nook of Ponyville

>>29202063

>>29202068

Holy fucking shit I want to hug this pony so bad

I just want to hug it and never let go

Whoever could pry me off would be the goddamn king of england

Is this love?

>>29202067
This is Twilight Sparkle. She likes to read, and read. She keeps her books inside her tree and doesn't let anybody have them.

>>29202067

What if you were such a strange stranger, that she knows you?

>>29202047
"But I miss you.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PRFIzlYPao

>>29202064

>>29202090
I miss you too, pinkie, but it's only 12pm, I can't go to sleep yet
but I'll be thinking of you

>>29202017
It's not the best thing since sliced bread, but I really fucking love bread, and it's good enough in its own right.

>>29202083
This is Pinkie Pie. She likes to party. Sometimes she doesnt like to party with her fake friends. Instead she has fun with her real friends.

>>29202080
Luna or Derpy?

Answer wisely.

>>29202080
Yes, Luna's cute.

>>29202099
This is Flutter Shy. She is very timid and enjoys taking care of animals. She has a pet morgue in her basement. There is a chicken on her head.

>>29202080

HOW ABOUT NOW?

Why the fuck doesnt humans have wings?

>>29202095
"I don't just want to be with you in your dreams... I want to really hug you, really kiss you, to whisper actual words into your ears..."

Sweetie Belle is cute.

>>29202094

lol'd

>>29202118
purely to troll you

>>29202100
Luna, fuckstick
>>29202103
The cutest

Ponies with computers is a very interesting theme
made you guys this

>>29202118
Darwins' Law; Aviary adaption wasn't of necessity, neither was simian, ergo our shoulderblades and tailbones are underdeveloped.

>>29202068

>>29202130
no

>>29202121
Me too, pinkie, but the walls between our worlds are just too thick.

>>29202113
NO? HOW ABOUT NOW?

>>29202134
That's swell

>>29202143
>Faceless is samefagging again

Oh boy

>>29202134
hahaha

>>29202121

Why does that post remind me of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYjCIor2C7E

Byakhee: Bronies
Women: Ponies

>>29202134
>Twist's fetish is Snails smoking a cigar with his crotch

Kinky.

>>29202134

I like it.

>>29202083
not true she shares with cherilee, and the cmc's the ponies most likely to destroy those books, plus they aren't her books and it isn't her tree it's public property that celestia impressed and gave to her to use as an apartment.

>>29202136
So all it takes is for us humans to be chased by some kind of animal and after a million years or so we have wings?

I could do that

>>29202158
We'd also get smaller and lighter

And possibly dumber

And lose our arms

>>29202080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn7uMwXYU9U

>>29202157
She said you need a library card. And she's all out.

Are you going to argue?

>>29202141
How about I luna your shit

>>29202154
It's supposed to be her drawing cursor.
Okay whatever here's a slightly clearer version
i give up

>>29202143
"Then... Promise me. Turn on your webcam in half an hour, I'll put on some lingerie."

>>29202164
oooh! would we get feathers?

that'd be so convenient, i can never find a pen when i need one

>>29202164
Thats fine. I already have downs syndrome and my job is to pick up trash on the streets.

Luna is unfairly cute.

>>29202178
I think the little hole for the lens is too small for even you to come out of

>>29202178
what why is this how that done work?

>>29202177
Oh I'm sorry. I did like it. Now it's even better.

Is it Luna time?

>>29202203

>>29202203

>>29202195
"No, silly, We'll... ah, what do you call it? Cyber?"

>>29202207

FUCK YOUR SHIT.

>>29202203
sure is

>>29202203
i wasn't aware that there was any time that couldn't be classifed as luna

>Cute
>Any personality you want

Waifu material.

>>29202228
not when season two rolls around

>>29202149
Luna is loooooooong
too bad there are only littke kids here who don't know about cross-board caturdays.

>>29202218
but that's no better than the dreams!

>>29202231
It probably won't do much.

>>29202173
nope i just don't think she is that she doesn't have a problem lending ponies books. I don't see any evidence from the show to support your claim.

>>29202244
unfortunately it will dissapoint. There's simply no dodging this, some of us are going home unhappy with luna

>>29202235
ye fkin lune let cry lol so beech ha

>>29202240
"Sure it is! In dreams you can only see. If we cyber... well, be sure to record it~
Ooh, I've gotta go get ready. 20 minutes, on the spot!"

>>29202177
Glitter how come Twist has the same art style as y-
OH MY GOD

Twist has spent too long on the internet
she's developed weird and fetishes

Yeah, it's NMM. Deal with it, or call me a faggot.

Who the fuck names its child Twist

> Birth a foal
> I shall name her Twist

>>29202272
Shit, I'm bored, but I'm not THAT bored
also I don't actually have a webcam

>>29202276
faggot

>>29202272
I am glad my "the more you know" personality will not allow me to suicide after this.

>>29202281
that won't matter, faceless will still see you

he always sees you...

>>29202267

Bwahahaha

>>29202276

>>29202281
why do you samefag

>>29202277
its what the parents wished the umbilical cord would do round her neck

>>29202277
what do you think the "Twist" is?

>>29202299

>>29202299
Holy shit, Twist is a trap?

...I like this.

>>29202296
because there's just me and you in this thread, anonymous

and I'm you, as well

>>29202299
Her mom got knocked up?

Don't tell Celestia but I heard that Luna is the best princess.

Shh.

Dicking around on pony thread,
checks time and HOLY SHIT class in 5 minutes

>>29202295
i want to see this faceless attending meetups

>>29202321
>url in pic

I'm torn between the convenience of it and the attention whoring of it.

Time to bring out the heavy guns

>>29202310
Luna had been on the moon for 1000 years.

I want her to come in Season 2 as socially awkward. Not antisocial. But always making weird comments without thinking.

>>29202327

>He throws shit at everyone

>>29202323
No.

Enjoy your ronery.

>>>tohno-chan.com

>>29202330
>Tia

NO

NO

NO FUCK YOU

THAT IS NOT A GOOD ABBREVIATION OF CELESTIA.

NO

THERE WILL BE NO GAY SEX SPRAYS.

>>29202329
yes. you said that last time that picture was posted.

don't look so surprised, i'm anonymous, i'm here everytime you post something

>>29202334
like mito?

>>29201958
>Do not read RagingSemi in the break room at work. You will only end up embarrassed.
Coworkers do tend to heckle others for liking awful shit.

>>29202323

Oh anonymous, you so silly.

>>29202318
>>29202330
dat short hair
there's just something about the way she carries her head up

It's funny how 97% of this thread is relatively normal people discussing a show that they enjoy, while the remaining 3% is this "faceless" creep weirding it up with his lame faggotry. Oh wait, it's not funny. It's fucking sad.

>>29202341
And I'll say it ever subsequent time it's posted and I'm here.

It's kinda my thing.

>Owl's Well That Ends Well
>Night
>Centennial meteor shower
>Constellations
Yet Luna wasn't even mentioned.

>>29201958
I only read ragingsemi once and I couldnt finish it.

Liked the writing though

>>29202353
It takes a special sense of humor to laugh at creeps.

>>29202361
>Liking RS's writing
You would probably also like this site:
http://www.fanfiction.net/

>>29202361
I find most of his stuff to be a little too similar, even though each piece is good. Which wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't so much more prolific than everyone else, so I guess it evens out.

>>29202353
>implying faceless only takes up 3% of any given pony thread

>Celestia's face when Luna thread

HEY /co/!
Remember when YORRPOORICK got mad at the LUNA FANS?

AHHAHHAHAHAHA

and no one ate dinner that night.

I HATE ALL OF YOU FUCKING BRONIES. GO AND SUCK A FUCKING COCK YOU FUCKING RETARDED MAN CHILDREN. GO GET A FUCKING LIFE LIKE A MAN YOU UGLY HORSE FUCKERS. ITS A FUCKING DISGRACE THAT YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING A FUCKING GIRL SHOW WHILE FUCKING MASTURBATING TO HORSES. YOU THINK THEY ARE YOUR FUCKING WAIFUS YOU SICK TWISTED MENTAL DEFECTED IDIOTS.

GO AND GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE. WASTE OF FUCKING HUMAN SPACE.

>>29202356
>Moon
>Doing anything but being an annoying bright piece of shit that makes meteors hard to see

The moon is a fucking asshole during meteor showers.

Hey guys can this be a Celestia thread?

http://kp-shadowsquirrel.deviantart.com/art/Celestia-Pose-1-255492737

>>29202394
man, why do people like his art? serious question, its no better than klondike's, no offense

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to mee... *sniff*

>>29202398
Then it should have been

"Luna, move your big-ass moon so we can see the fucking meteors already. Bitch."

>>29202402

Luna can share.

>>29202395
aw, i wuv you too

>>29202389
>Celestia's face when Luna thread

>>29202395
Uh oh, somebody's angry!

>>29202395
>Me
>A brony
>A horsefucker
>With a waifu
>With no life
>Ugly

Oh you don't mean that, you have the wrong person. I just have bad taste in television.

Celestia is a fucking lush

>>29202404
None taken
>Okmule.jpg

>>29202428
actually its more of a compliment, im saying you should have his level of recognition

>>29202361
Hotsauce is about a million times better, but he writes sloooooooooooow.

So slooooooooooooooow.

>>29202395

See

>>29202324

>>29202433
Yeah.

I'd have killed myself waiting for his new fic if I wasn't so excited to see his new fic.

Cheese, Gromit! The moon is made of cheese!

>>29202433
That's what happens when you take the time to craft each sentence meticulously instead of vomitting pointless word garbage at a rate of one story per day.

Oh yeah, he probably edits and proof-reads his shit too.

someone mentioned webcams

whee

>>29202431
Oh.....well then in that case, give me it all. Put it in my mouth.

>>29202395
>Stereotyping based on the most vocal faggots in the fandom
>2011

and anyone who likes any anime is a weeaboo peodphile am i right

>>29202450
make a mrs cake watching a webcam of a neckbeard covered in shit. Thatd be topical

Guys. Why am i so pathetic? I try to draw but it sucks. I try to write fanfics but it sucks. I try to photshop but i suck. I try everything to be somewhat noticeable and i still suck.

You're a faggot if you are, a faggot if you aren't.

>>29202459

Some of us just suck, anon.

Keep trying though. The only way to get better is to practice.

Why the fuck was there only one episode of Luna?!
ONE.
EPISODE.
WHY.

>>29202459
Because you're not good at those things.

Go do something else, like design processors and get your cutie mark in computer engineering.

>>29202459
Everything takes time, Anonymous. Just keep practicing and eventually you'll be happy with what you produce.

SB is my biggest example for this. He's been drawing for only a little over 5 months, but his shit already looks amazing. Just takes dedication and commitment.

>>29202469
because she's shit characeter and even hasbro knew they couldn't market such a garbage pile of feces

http://asksnipssnailsandstonedtrixie.tumblr.com/

New awesome Tumblr (At least I think its new)
>>29202450
Y u try 2 maek me maek thiz expoitabel

>>29202471
>Cutie mark is the AMD logo
>Get made fun of by the intel ponies

Wait, since when were we ponies?

>>29202459
I made a trip out of it
just do it and over and over until you get good. Sure that part isnt as fun, but if you enjoy just doing it, then you should just do

NMM needs a HUGE sword, not some weak-ass dowsing rod.

>>29202483
RD is nVidia
Who is ATI?

I think NMM counts as Luna

>>29202483

Since tattoos and plastic surgery. And drugs

>>29202474

Who is SB?

>>29202469
Because--
To be honest, I have no idea.

She had two episodes if you count NMM as Luna (which I do).

>>29202500
A cart with no ponies pulling it/

>>29202503

Am i the only one who thought of that guy who made himself look like a cat?

>>29202513
he's an artfag. I think he's the one trying to get into a bunch of dA groups unsuccessfully. He's rather good really.

But he worked his ass off, regimented practice schedules and all that jizz. Getting good at something sucks dick
>>29202527
you mean the dog guy?

>>29202527
yes

i thought about the guy who sewed a dog's muzzle to his face

internet!

Y'all niggas is furries also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwKclhWlo-0

>>29202513
SB is SB. He draws stuff.

Here's one of his arts.

I wonder if Krobo lurks/posts/is actually one of the well-known tripfags in these threads.

I hope so.

>>29202531
no, there's another dude who like had surgery to cut his upper lip to his nose and got whiskers and longer canines and shit

it was on ripley's i think

>>29202535

Does SB stand for something?

>>29202531

I want to know how he got started. I know Noel told him what to do but I want to know what that was so I can do it too. Did he start out with a tablet? What does one draw to start out?

>>29202547
sick bastard, i always assumed

>>29202500
Legless Sweetie.

>>29202547
Sexy Butts.

>>29202548
he uses a tablet. i think he just picked up some tips, sat down at his tablet and drew and drew and drew, experimented with styles until he found on the suited him and then practiced pretty solidly for 5 months.

Now he draws stuff like the celestia one he posted last night that kicked ass.

>>29202500
I knew this picture would come in handy some day

>>29202531

I mean this guy.

He kinda looks like a kahjit from Elder scrolls now that i think about it. But a fat-cat as they say.

>>29202547
Segmented Brownface


Sam Boga actually

>>29202547
Not that I'm aware of, I guess you'd have to ask him.

>>29202548
Not an artist, but I've heard that you shouldn't necessarily get into purchasing a tablet without the fundamentals down first. No reason not to start on paper for practice, and then upgrade eventually.

>>29202564
Wow 5 months of practice. Isnt that alot?

I heard ponies are easy to draw though.

>>29202500
is it /g/ time again?

>Twilight sparkle uses debian
>Rainbow dash uses windows for the games
>rarity has an imac
>Fluttershy has a high end gaming rig with gentoo on it, even though all she does is look at cat pictures on the internet
>Applejack has an outdated prebuilt dell
>Pinkie does everything from a haiku VM running in a gentoo VM running in an ubuntu VM running in an OSX VM running in a windows 7 VM running in an openBSD VM running on windows ME
>Gilda uses windows 7 and thinks everything else is for dweebs
>Celestia runs redhat on multiple servers
>Trixie uses arch linux
>Luna passed time on the moon by writing her own operating system entirely in common lisp

It makes me sad that this video is no longer relevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqwlKyrUaU

>Snails in a nutshell

>>29202564

I wish he would draw more like that instead of just porn. I'm not one of those that says "if you draw porn you're wasting your talent," you should draw whatever you like, but I always got the impression he was doing that just to get attention and favor and it wasn't really his passion. I think at one point someone told him porn was a good way to practice figures and I think he took it a little too much to heart. As a result he has a pretty small portfolio of actually presentable work and interesting pictures.

I still love the guy though, he is inspirational. That celestia pic was great.

>>29202589
it depends. 5 months isnt a lot if you do on average 2 hours a week and dont have any regiment to it.

Its a huge amount of time if you do 2-3 hours every night without fail. knawmsean?

Like ive been teaching myself guitar for a yeard and a half. Ive been kind of on and off with the practice, not that I dont, but I dont practice in a regimented way. Then this guy I know has been playing the same time and he's fucking awesome cause he went and dedicated 2-3 hours to the instrument alone, rather than playing it inbetween looking at videos on youtube. Its kind of a bitch

>>29202589
>I heard ponies are easy to draw though.

Ponies are easy, but they can be hard in their simplicity if that makes sense. It all depends on how on-model you want to make them, and also how anatomically correct (proper limbs and body proportions, not necessarily genitals) you want them to be.

>>29202600
Why is Fluttershy an alicorn

>Luna

>>29202630
Because Snails is a forgetful idiot.

>>29202601
>porn was a good way to practice figures

I think it was good advice. Look how he improved by drawing porn. Now he's doing SFW subjects and he's got the skills to pay the bills.

>>29202630
Snails has poor memory and/or a unicorn fetish.

>>29202592
>Twilight
>Not gentoo
>2011

>>29202589
drawing skills take lots of time and practice, nobody's good overnight!

ponies are pretty simple just because they're made of simple shapes and their hooves mean you don't have to worry about hands and feet, both of which are pretty damn frustrating to draw sometimes

>>29202654

I know that feel.

>>29202640
my poost is in there

>>29202647

I find human noses VERY difficult to draw. Spend an hour atleast trying to get the right nose and im still not satisfied

>>29202670
it's that uncanny valley, mang

How about someone actually link that Celestia picture?

>>29202592
>wrote an OS in lisp

and then spent the rest of her time waiting for it to finish booting

>>29202685
which one?

>>29202670
man I feel your fucking pain.

EVERYONE that looks at shit I draw goes, whats up with the nose? you cant do noses very well bro.
however with ponies, its the eyes
Man alive

>>29202548

Do not start out with a tablet unless you have a disposable income, or you are super dedicated in learning to draw.

Paper and pencil is the best way to learn. Keep a sketchpad on you all the time, and just draw whenever you have free minutes to do so. Draw from life, and use online reference material when there aren't any live subjects to draw.

>>29202690

I thought JJ hated Luna.

>>29202670

I hate drawing humans. We got so much details.

>>29202702
no he hates appledash

>>29202702
Humanized Luna.

>>29202695
actually, I asked about this earlier.

You can get a functional tablet from something like 50-75 USD

its not free, but for value it aint bad

>>29202716
You can get a laptop with a tablet built right into the screen for $300USD.

Do that instead.

Somebody PMV this song now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnJkS4OFI5E

>>29202691

The SB celestia one that everyone says was so good.

>>29202729
those screen tablets are completely shit

http://www.wacom.eu/index2.asp?pid=9226&lang=en

this new inkling thing looks pretty kickass

>>29202729
>>29202740
heard it here first, folks.
>>29202738
its in the archive a few threads back. I think SB just dropped in to show it off so just ctrl f SB and youll catch it

please go ponies

>>29202730
why not PMV this with the DD?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGHevQoWsGA

>>29202751
>Horse rapists

There are horse rapists here? I hope there aren't.

>>29202751
No.

>>29202751

>>29202751
>"The discussions other people are having on the internet determine the quality of my day".
haha wow

>>29202695

I never liked drawing on paper because it just gets so messy and I'm afraid of making mistakes. I know it's the only way to learn but I like being able to go back infinitely and fix whatever I fucked up. Good thing I have no money right now or I'd probably buy a refurb tablet and give up on it after a week.

Are introduction to drawing classes worth it? I feel like I could use some more structure and direction than just drawing whatever and not knowing if I'm doing the right thing ever.

>>29202729
Don't do it, mang. The laptop with the screen tablet doesn't recognize pressure. It detects the stylus as if it were a mouse, so you lose ability to use pen pressure entirely.

>>29202751
They are 24/7 for atleast 3 months, and you complain now?

>>29202751
Oh my...
Poor /co/
Thank good I visit here just for the MLP thread.

>>29202751
no

>>29202751
0/10 weeaboo bullshit keep it on /a/ faggots

>>29202740

The good ones cost more than $300.

Way more.

>>29202654

I feel mesmerized everytime i sit at my computer. Nothing gets done. Im supposed to go and shop for dinner but i might just end up ordering pizza again.

> Living alone makes me fat

>>29202768
There's a lot of free material out there for people interested in drawing ponies. I think I have all the tutorials saved, so I'll dump them after this if I can find them. Check out some of the artist training grounds on the various pony sites as well.

And don't be afraid to ask the various artists around here for help, they're usually pretty cool folks.

>>29202751
>implying i would have sex with ponies against their will

i thought we covered this in your gay little metathread, friend. you are wrong and should leave MLPG alone. your complaints pertain to the rest of 4chan and are therefore entirely void.

>>29202768
the thing is, sorry to be a dick, but if you want to get good you should teach yourself to let your mistakes lie and carry on despite them. Keep drawing until something is good, rather than draw something until it is good. Drawing classes are kind of, eh, they dont really allow you much room to express your own style.

>>29202785

This guy's style seems somehow familiar.

>>29202751
What would a pony rapist cutie mark look like?

>>29202805
looks a bit like RG

>>29202818

>>29202746
Alright, that's pretty cool.

>>29202785

I AM interested in drawing ponies, but I understand that the technical ability to draw lines correctly and sketch shapes comes before even that.

>>29202793

I know. I do understand that. I just get impatient sometimes. Thanks for keeping me on the level.

>>29202790
>Would have consensual sex with sentient non-humans

Sick fuck

>>29202830
ftfy

I have like ten more of these but I'll save from posting the rest unless they're requested so I don't keep spamming the thread. Hopefully someone finds a use for them.

>>29202839
>any sex with any non humans

Fucking disgusting.

>>29202838
draw a bunch of lines and shapes then?

>>29202851

Please do keep posting, I'm actually saving these.

And thank you.

>>29202793
If there's one thing I'm thankful for as I'm learning to draw, it's that I'm really good at being self-deprecating. I know my stuff is shit, of course it is, I've barely even started.

>>29202838
nah its cool man.

The thing to remember is, whatever it is, make sure you enjoy it first.

You're so much more likely to get better if you love practicing. Sure its frustrating, but if you love to draw, then the hard work wont be so hard. Keep a balance between working hard on it and having fun with it, thats the way to improve, bro.

im not too clued in with tablets, but everyone says that when you start on them its like learning to draw all over again, its so different. Use that information as you will

>>29202839
...see that's what i'm talking about

very rarely is the suggestion of sexual relations with an animated or drawn character said in any seriousness, those who do suggest such seriously have misunderstood the conversations of people around them. on fucking 4chan no less. it's like someone on /k/ saying a gun gives them a boner; not to be taken literally.

either that, or you guys really do want to insert your genitals into marshmellow horses in which case i can't look you in the eye anymore.

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>>29202853
When we finally make contact with an alien race, I hope they look like marshmallow ponies so I can laugh at all the conflict over whether or not it's okay to fuck them.

sup guis

>>29202869
Can I be half way? Were I given the opportunity, I wouldn't say no, but I'm fully aware I can't have sex with a drawing and generally find it funny rather than anything else.

"So I'm back from the webcam session. He did some very... nnnnaaauuughtyyy things... and I... just... couldn't help myself..."

>>29202695
On the other hand, if you DO have disposable income, a tablet is awesome. I can honestly say that, while I enjoy drawing, I sure as fuck don't have the patience to do it without control-z.

>>29202839
why does being sentient make it worse?
>>29202866
thats the trick. Saves your stuff from being hated because of you, being modest is far better than being arrogant. always

>>29202884
You have been covered in your shit, haven't you?

>>29202892
Because then you're weak willed and especially faggoty for being seduced by it.

>>29202894
"Oh, no. That's for Mrs. Cake."

>>29202908
>weak willed
>for having recreational intercourse with a willing female based on mutual attraction

>>29202908
I suppose. to be honest theres a line and horsefucking goes well beyond it anyway, but yeah sure.
>>29202901
>hands

i cant remember, did they cut off hands too?

>>29202917
>>29202884
I got stuck reading the macros in Fred's vice...

>>29202917
Speaking of her, why do you like Mr.Cake so much?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXbBA1DRE84

>>29202931
"Well, he's tender and calm and a really nice guy. Thankfully Mrs. Cake don't mind it, and Mr. Cake is happy about it as well. It's mutual.

Plus, he's the only one that can 'keep it up' long enough for me, if you know what I mean."

>>29202934

I can't imagine this works even half as well as it says it does.

It moves even the slightest bit and your whole drawing is fucked. It's like drawing with your eyes closed.

Man Mass Effect faggots have it easy.
At least Tali is humanoid.

>>29202267
Is it weird that the only reason I want to learn how to draw is because I want to draw myself having sex with my mom?

>>29202944

Faceless, come on dude. We were having a really nice thread. Can you stop please?

>Lusting after equines

>>29202953
freud would have a field day

>>29202960
You know what's about a dozen times more annoying than faceless being faceless?

People complaining about it. THAT's what shits up threads.

>>29202952
yeah but her face is just a bundled group of phalluses under her mask

why do you think they never show it?

>>29202953
You must have a hot mom.


...Right?

>>29202964

No he wouldn't.

>>29202966
what about faceless being pinkie pie?

that's pretty enraging

>>29201991
>pic
Do you really honestly believe dog's nostrils are on the sides of the nose? you people act so fucking dumb sometimes

>>29202966

I'm politely asking him to stop.

>>29202976
I don't think it is canon.

This is now nuclear weapons general.

>>29202971
Yeah she's P. hot.

>>29202963

>implying there's anything wrong with that

>>29202983
Do EMP affect their guiding system?

>>29202983
If you could nuke one city or town in equestria which one would it be?

>>29202983
yeah okay

what kind of doomsday device would each of the mane 6 be?
i think pinkie would be a neutron bomb

>>29202990
New Jersey.

the name isn't different because it's a universal constant of terribad

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>>29202992
Rainbow Dash is already capable of creating an explosion strong enough to crack rock at extreme distance - she IS a doomsday weapon

Applejack - EMP Bomb

New thread

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>>29203010
>AJ
>not Cobalt Bomb

>>29203013

nope nope nope

>>29202992
What each member of mane6 would do with a nuclear missile? It can only be launched to the location of choice or not launched, cannot be reverseengineered or anything like this.

>>29203013
what the fuck, anon

>>29203016
That'd be Braeburn, though. what with the salt lick spittoon or whatever it was called

>>29203016
cobalt bomb?

>>29203013
I don't like it, no sir.

Someone make an actual thread

>>29203013
How about no.

>>29203013
NOPE.

I'm on it:

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>>29203022
No matter who gets it, pinkie pie is going to be near it eventually.

It'll be accidentally detonated

>>29203032
Small Blast
Long extremely deadly fallout.

>>29203058
well shit

>>29202934
I know what I'm getting for christmas!

The question is: who'll be the dirty bomb?

Anyway, some RA 2: Yuri's Revenge wank:
PP - Chronosphere
AJ - Iron Curtain
RD - Storm Generator or whatever it was
TS - Nuke, conventional but powerful
FS - Mental Dominator (?? Yuri's special weapon) because stare
Rarity - another Yuri's weapon that changes soldiers into Brutes. Because she likes changing styles or whatever.