>>29199145
What, those are obviously cats.

ponies?

>>29199184
Indeed.

/r/ that guide to r34 ponies.

it was black and white lineart with fluttershy and braeburn[i think?] as examples for tame r34, anatomically correct r34 and freakish r34.

those werent the exact labels, but that was the general idea tame fluttershy was basically just a line and an x, etc, etc.

>>29199213
/r/ that guide to murder people like you

>>29199221
Second.

>>29199213

>>29199221
http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/

if you dont save r34 for its comedy value, im not really sure what you're supposed to use it for.

>>29199221
>oh noes they want to destroy teh inocenc of poneis :(

?

I heard you guys like Blind Guardian so I got you a YouTube link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vnf0McFrgg

>>29199300
FINALY

>>29199293
>Masturbating to cartoon horses isn't weird

>>29199282
Getting mad at apparently.

>>29199311
ROOGNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I emailed Seth.
His reply:
I forgot about her.

>>29199304
Blind Guardian is great. You are a great anon.

ohai guize!

>>29199330
Here you go pacce! Tell me what you think!

>>29199258
You could always have Pinkie Pie read cupcakes. Or have any of them read any shipfic.

>>29199330
Call him a "Cockmunching fag boat of anus-filled raspberries"
That'll teach him.

>>29199293
>HERP DERP I WANT TO FUCK PONIES LOL I AM SO WEIRD ON 4CHAN XDDDDDD

I hope you bath in acid

>>29199351
Tell him jesus says hi while you're at it. Then call him a fag and tell him I said it.

>>29199354
okay

>>29199323
Masturbating to cartoon horses is weird. But on the Internet it isn't.

The Internet: Not Even Once.

>>29199338
Hello long ass mediocre fanfic!

>>29199343

what is this

I don't even

>>29199369

to that one guy from the other thread

adding to list lol

>>29199258
>Yet another idea was that each of the mane 6 came back and wrote their own very bad fanfiction of /co/. I have one saved of Pinkie Pie writing her self-insert-shipping-mary-sue fic that I am semi-proud of. I find it a bit flawed, not quite in character. In the end, I abandoned this when I realized the hate to RP fags. (I still have this story saved, but image limit)
Look, a new thread.

And with this admission of guilt to writing this, I will go to bed.
To avoid confusion, the original meaning to ejaculate is to yell out

>>29199374
>>29199374
Art.

Is Derpy secretly evil?

>>29199384
Mediocre fanfics that are hatehyped/overhyped thread?

Medicore fanfics that are hat-

Nah, let's not do that. It's Sweetie Belle time.

>>29199406
"DERPY, NOT ON THE CLOCK!"
'Eh, heheh... sorry, boss...'

>>29199338
Hi Nyx! I'm glad you're over and done.

>>29199406
>secretly

>>29199406

No.

>>29199369
>well, everyone's talking about it so I guess I might as well read it
>I mean, Cupcakes was only a few pages long, how bad can it b-
OVER ∞ CHAPTERS AND MORE TO COME
>yeah, fuck this shit

>>29199343

>>29199406
Or maybe she just sees the dark heart that beats in the breast of every single pony around her.

>>29199304
They are almost as good as The Protomen.

And is it just me or is that a Dark Eldar Archon sitting on that throne?

>>29199426

a plot synposis would probably constitute an entire fic all on its own

>>29199406
What if... What if Derpy is Discord?

>>29199406
i feel she could be more chaotic, but she is just so cute!

>>29199426
>Okay gonna read that shitty fic
>Download PDF
>450+ pages

WELP THERE GOES MY AFTERNOON

>>29199436
What'd you think of the porn I made of you?

>>29199444
Acme does not have enough anvils.

>>29199439

>They are almost as good as The Protomen

DON'T MAKE ME SHOVE MY OPINION WHICH IS CERTAINLY BETTER THAN YOURS UP YOUR ASS.

>>29199460
I like the part where jesus is the sun.

>>29199439
awosme i should do more of prony...proto pony..
po....THAT PONY

>>29199444

Derpy is just a sad, disadvantaged little pegasus that tries to get by as she can, and keeps up a cheerful demeanor despite her hardships. She is a good pony.

>>29199460
I did not look at it.
Nor will I.

>>29199460
I came, like, ten times.

>>29199444

>>29199485
Just look at it! It's not even that bad!

>>29199496
If it wasn't that bad, you wouldn't have drawn it.

>>29199496

yes it is

>tripfags trading OC porn

>>29199507
B^U

>>29199511
>Tripfags not filtered

>>29199533
>Filtering.
>In 2085

>>29199533
>having a filter addon
>2011

...wait

>>29199533
>filtering
Casual.

>>29199507
Would I lie to you?
>>29199510
Get out of here, you filty liar!

>>29199558
>greentext
>in 2085

>>29199511

All my porn is on my laptop.

>>29199572
You know full well we are not allowed to use the future colors here.
It is forbidden.

>ACTIVITY
>IN RELEVANT YEAR

>>29199593

>HURR
>DURR

>>29199566
Yes.
I am going to bed.

>>29199604
>HERP
>DERP

>>29199587
Go get it! Nothing makes me hornier that porn of other peoples MLP OC's!

well THIS thread has sure gone places

>>29199399
>Humansylviania
You are a horrible person for waiting so long to post this gem.

>>29199436
I was reminded of Newman

>>29199593
>meta-meming
>1776

Giddyup!

>>29199617
Good night Pacce.
Try not to wake up when I break into your house and suck you off while you sleep, it kills the mood.

>>29199558
>>29199562
>>29199565

newfags detected

>HOW DARE YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION TO ME

This thread fucking rules dude.

>>29199617
>>29199617
YOU WILL LOOK AT IT IF IT'S THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO! I WILL NOT BE STARVED FOR ATTENTION!

Night Time Pony Threads on /co/ - Where time travelers come to talk.

I have time for the quickest of fics. Two words from the second response will be included in the story, which will be no longer than one post.

MLP GENERAL ladies and gentlemen!

>>29199631
NEWMAN...

>>29199655

>>29199662
yaranaika fillyphile

>>29199442
Challenge accepted.

Twilight's blood is used by a cult led by "Spell Nexus" (ugh) to bring back Nightmare Moon, but the ritual is interrupted. Later, Twilight returns to the sight of the ritual and finds a wounded alicorn filly that looks like Nightmare Moon, she nurses the filly to health.

Twilight thinks that this filly- whom she names Nyx is too innocent to be Nightmare Moon, but fears that if she contacts Celestia, she'll banish Nyx. She confides in Rarity, and has her design an outfit to disguise Nyx.

Nyx goes to school, makes friends with the CMC, and is bullied by Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara; Twilight continues agonizing over whether or not Nyx is actually NMM. Nyx is tricked into finding the ruins in the Everfree, and has flashbacks to being NMM.

Spell Nexus is headmaster at the school for Unicorn magic, schemes to complete the ritual. Nyx reveals her flashback to Twilight, the plot thickens! Twilight becomes motherly towards Nyx. At a school function Nyx demonstrates unnatural magical talent, this alerts spies from the cult. Celestia, curious about Nyx, finds out that Nyx isn't related to Twilight. Shares info with Spell Nexus. Celestia becomes more and more suspicious, is duped by Spell Nexus into taking Nyx from Twilight (who now sees Nyx as her daughter).

Shit goes down, the cult turns Nyx into Nightmare Moon.

>>29199533
>get 4chan x
>place ! in the name box
>press the hide button
>browsing experience vastly improved

>>29199655
You sound like someone in a Gumball thread.

>>29199662
Cock slap

>>29199670

>>29199649
>calling people newfags while acting like a huge newfag

>>29199658
If time travel is ever invented, then a bunch of brown-haired, brown-eyed people (and a bunch of Jews) were trying (and failing) to kill Hitler since he was a kid. No wonder he had a grudge.

>>29199681

>>29199672
Kramer is my least favorite character.
You could have posted Jerry.
NEWMAN!

>>29199686
lol'd

my little goats general

>>29199720
This is my most favorite of chinese goat animes.

imma post pinkie pie now

there is nothing you can do to stop this

so what y'alla fruitballs up to in hurr?

>>29199737

NOT IF I COUNTER WITH LYRA. HAVE AT YOU.

>>29199737
i shall make this the best thread ever.

by force.

yew watchin youre goat anime again son

>>29199737
>nothing you can do to stop this
why would I want to?
CONTRIBUTIN

>Pony Threads
>40,000

>>29199631
>>29199672
>>29199714
We should have Seinfeld generals on /co/ because /tv/ is garbage.

>>29199764
oh it's on, yo

>>29199768
POST THE IMAGE ALREADY GODDAMN

>>29199780

AND THUS THE GREAT WAR BEGAN.

>>29199775

guess I'll pitch in too

it'll be a regular Pinkie Pie Picture Party

>>29199737
its the first time this actually serves a purpose

>>29199796
i shall strike you down with naught but pink!

>>29199796
A challenger appears!

>>29199806
PARTY

>>29199777
who would each seinfeld character's favorite pony be?

>>29199802
>>29199826
>>29199819

DIRECTING THIS TO CUTE SHIPS. HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS.

>>29199835

MUST RESIST URGE TO SHIFT GEARS
OH FUCK

>>29199832
Kramer's favorite would be Pinkie Pie.

>>29199802
Yes please.

Do any of you happen to like GMod?

>>29199832
Jerry's would be dash, because she is the loudest.

>>29199847

>>29199835

>>29199862
I dont think I like where that question, coupled with the picture, is going.

>>29199869
>>29199835
Haha, here we go!

>>29199870

OH NO YOU DON'T.

>>29199818

>>29199852
Pinkie Pie, you are so racist!

>>29199869

god DAMN the shipper in me!

>>29199862
No. Learn to use Blender. It's much more powerful. And you can animate stuff with Python, a god-tier programming language!
Gmod is for 'tards.

>>29199887

WHAT IF CELESTIA GOT PREGNANT

George seems like he would like Twilight.

>>29199890
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrQcn-LiO0

>>29199862
i do

but for now i just play tf2

>>29199916

>>29199923
There was that one episode he stopped thinking about sex and was revealed to have genius level intelligence.
It's a good fit.

so I was watching tv and theres this rainbow pony flying around. What's the deal with that?

>>29199936
look at all the ships i have

they're just falling from the sky

>>29199917

you're damn lucky megasweet is asleep

you might give him IDEAS

>>29199917
her birth would cause the sun to stay in place for weeks. all crops in ponyville die. appleoosa does unexpectedly well in apple and salt sales

>>29199917

She gives birth to Nyx.

>>29199949
look at all the stupid i have

i can't even post my damn picture

>>29199917
>HOW IS FILLY FORMED
HOW IS FILLY FORMED

HOW CELESTIA GET PRAGNENT

shipping?

When suddenly someone else begins to post Lyra.

>>29199945
Faceless, are you the one making these?

>>29199945

>>29199971

Shipping.

>>29199971

Shippan.

>>29199971
Shipping!

>>29199681
Spell Nexus (SN) takes the new NMM to the cult's secret castle in the mines of the diamond dogs outside Ponyville. NMM banishes Celestia and Luna to their respective spheres, throws Twilight and the CMC in a dungeon, and declares herself queen of Equestria.

Trixie and Twilight's friends try to use the Elements, but they don't work. NMM goes against SN's wishes and doesn't execute Twilight. SN frames Twilight's escape and rebellion so that he can have her hanged.

NMM prevents the hanging and fights SN. She discovers he was possessed by Luna/NMM's original hate and jealousy from scraps of her armor and magic mane, and has been spreading this "blessing" to grow the cult. She kills the hate and de-possesses all the ponies. Then she mopes about in her castle for a week.

The monsters of the Everfree all try to eat Ponyville, so she splits into a dozen copies (like the three Shadowbolts) and drives them away. But she gets badly injured, so she frees Luna and Celestia from banishment so the sun and moon can cycle..

>>29199917

She would lose her immortality, and her child would gain it

>>29199917
Time warps and she dies

>>29199966

people are talking about me?

>>29199972

>>29199980
I made most, except asspain, the two "marker marchings", and I didn't do the original MLPG flagbearer.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/yaridovich

Join for times

In the channel, you must hate to survive.
He posted ponies on /co/ and the trolls wanted in.
(I don't know if this is some clever troll or not, but I want it BANNED!)
He had one folder of ponies, and one set of image macros to fight back. Arnold Schwarzenegger.
(You listen to me, you arrogant faggots, you cannot understand how deep these ponies are! I am in the correct channel, you have to accept it!)
Double the rainbooms
Triple the fanfictions.
More of the fanfictions.
They didn't know what the fuck he was ranting about.
(Dude, you are taking this cartoon way too seriously... "Listen to me, faggot you have to get out of here, just posting right now will you you banned from the *BOOM* *Thump thump, thump thump, your banned, thump thump*
One manchild.
One general.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, this summer is.
My Little Pony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9pAv-z2ens
Old, but hey.

>>29200036
>Yaridovich
He sti exists?
I thought he was eaten alive by 20 ponies.

>>29199972

I guess we can post Lyra and ship at the same time.

>>29199997
shipping?!

>>29200016

>>29200017
haha, it's funny i actually deleted those.

>in other news
in honor of the shipping peace we received from the many pinkie/lyra skirmishes, who wants a light shipping comic? premise in 5 posts or less

>>29199999

You know, I really think I liked it better when it ended with "Shit goes down, the cult turns Nyx into Nightmare Moon."

>>29199923
Jerry: Oh, come on, just tell me your waifu already. Who is it?
George: I am not telling you my waifu.
Kramer: I'll bet I can guess it.
George: Pssh. Yeah. Right.
Kramer: Oh, alright. Yeah. Uh, let's see. Um, well, we can throw out anime immediately. That's too obvious. And no comics for you, you're an animation man. Alright, let's go deeper. Uh, what kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations, but what tempts you?
George: Huh?
Kramer: You're an antisocial neckbeard, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it Wakfu, and those French hips? No no no no no, you like the cartoon animals.
George: Get out of here.
Kramer: Oh you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark masters, your little ponies.
George: I'm leaving.
Kramer: No, and only the most adorable miniature equines can satisfy you!
George: I gotta go.
Kramer: If you could you'd snuggle them by the truckload! Rarity! Pinkie Pie!
George: Shut up!
Kramer: Fluttershy!
George: Shut up!

Mathfag here.
The shipping equation
n!/(n-r!)r!
n=total number of characters in the character pool
r=2
Number you get is the number of combinations you can ship two characters from the pool.
This is elementary algebra 2 mathfaggotry.

Speaking of shipping...

>>29200068
comic comic?

How about Pinkie and Mr Cake?

>>29200073
BOSCO!
I just saw that the other day.

>>29200064
Those shipping containers are very nicely arranged. This pleases my OCD.

>>29199917
She has a sun.

>>29199970
They need to do way instain dam> who kill thier faols. becuse these faol cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a dam in eq who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three faol back to new pork too mare to rest my pary are with the sire who lost his foals ; i am truley sorry for your lots

>>29199900

>>29200073

>>29200064

>>29200085
Don't make me say it.

>>29199810
dude did you see my request?
>>29199504
I fucking got banned for shitting up a. while posting here on co

>>29200098

that was terrible, but I laughed anyways

>You will never be accidentally teleported to equestria and teach pastel colored ponies to love.

>>29200123
Say what?

>>29199999
Luna gathers witness statements and opinions about what NMM's punishment should be. The punishment is that Luna siphons off all the alicorn magic of NMM, de-aging her back to a filly. The only sentence she serves is to grow up under Twilight's care as her daughter.

It actually works pretty well for a project that started as a Trollestia joke in an ALICORN OC DONUS STEEL fic. That darn commissioned picture was what got people excited, though.

>>29200073
I love posts like these.

>>29200129
>banned for shitting up a

The fuck? I actually tried to get banned by shit posting there and nothing happened.

>>29199681

Nightmare Moon menaces Ponyville, claims Twilight abandoned and betrayed her to Celestia. Fights Celestia and Luna, but holds back (shades of Nyx), banishing them to the Sun/Moon rather than killing them. The cult takes over the Equestrian government, Nightmare Moon rules as queen from an underground castle outside Ponyville. Night lasts forever etc.

NMM faces internal conflict between her being Nyx and having to be Nightmare Moon. She doesn't want to be the tyrant that the cult wants, but goes along with it.

Twilight infiltrates NMM's castle to try to apologize "get her daughter back" - whatever. She gets caught, beat up and sent to the dungeons - but NMM shows remorse, and wants her treated as a guest instead of a prisoner.

The rest of the mane six try to use the elements (with Trixie as Magic) against NMM, failing. NMM jokes around with them and allows them all to go free.

Spell Nexus is the stereotypical scheming grand vizier. He thinks Nyx/NMM is too soft.

The CMC show up to cheer up NMM, Spell Nexus wants them executed, but NMM has them thrown in the dungeon with Twilight.

NMM realizes her hateful side isn't "her's" but Luna's. She tries different royal duties to get a cutie mark, and realizes how hard it is for Equestria without sunlight. NMM raises the sun, Spell Nexus mind controls Twilight so she calls NMM a monster and stabs her. Twilight is set to hang, NMM saves her at the last minute. NMM finds out that Spell Nexus and the cult was actually possessed by the actual NMM, and purges it from them.

NMM realizes everyone thinks Celestia and Luna are back, she sulks in the castle.

Suddenly monsters from the Everfree attack Ponyville. NMM has to be all heroic and shit, she sends everyone to her castle. She's severely injured while fighting monsters.

>>29200085
>n!/(n-r!)r!
>r!
>r = 2

well that's a useless factorial

>>29200110
I know it!
And...
I havent had my dear, sweet marker in so long.
I just... need to hold it. just for a moment....
Help with the pressure of bearing it... I give it right... back...

ROOGNA

Did you perchance read 20.5?

>>29200171
I think the point was to show that the 2 in that part of the equation represents the number of items in each grouping, but yeah obviously if you are doing one-on-one shipping you don't need to even think about it

And then Lyra called in a friend to help out.

>>29200141
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mrmBe-fFr4

>>29200184
Yeah, why?

>>29199999
>>29200163
>And you thought F:E was bad.

>>29200073

capped

>>29200171
It is.
I listed it in full notation, because at Aperture we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding.

>>29200160
IT HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME and I only ever post on co

I think it's my internet number things

>>29200163
There, now you don't have to read Past Sins... except for the last three chapters, haven't read those yet.

>>29200223
I don't need to, I already know they will be shit made by a pre-teen minded author.
I am from the fucking future.

SHIT I FORGOT TO BRING MY PET CHICKEN IN FOR THE NIGHT AND IT'S 1:23AM

brb hoping she didn't get eaten

>>29200135

>to love

Why would I do that? I would teach them to war. To find glory in battle, to revel in strength. I would become the pony version of Crom, laughing from my mountain.

>>29200198
I just wanted to know if you got your heart wrenched too
Not like every other paragraph of the rest of the story isn't heart-wrenching but you know

>>29200223

don't worry, I'm confident it will be just as much bullshit as the rest of it

>>29200234
>Not bringing your chickens in before sun down.
The fucker got killed by zombies and demon eyes hours ago.

>>29200234
oh god. my neighbors growing up had six pet guinea fowl. those things were terrifying

>>29200240
Always, man. Every chapter, including that one, I sit down with a box of tissues because written words about characters I get attached too make me into the biggest pussy ever

>>29200218
Speaking of Aperture Science, does anyone remember the best pony out there?

>>29200213
Capped with superior custom 4chan skin.

Everywhere!

>People can paraphrase past sins, showing how shitty it plays out.
>Have yet to find someone do it to F:E.

>The party gets shot a lot, the main character passes out, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!
SHE WON!

>>29200234
>not putting your pet chicken in the fridge

pacce here? I might draw some gilda tonight

HINT HINT

also, this was my second attempt

>>29200262

but why? this blue layout is just lovely

>>29200259
I'll put my Sandvich Edible Device in it.

>>29200280
He went to bed like 15 minutes ago.

>>29200256
My family is friends with this family of hippies, because my mom grew up with one of them. Their father was a famous biologist at the local university.

Anyway, they keep a bunch of chickens and guinea fowl on their property, and they have a bunch of peafowl walking around the property too. A couple years ago, they had to evacuate their house due to a nearby forest fire, and they came to stay at our house. They also brought with them a bunch of chickens/peafowl which we let them keep in our backyard in an enclosure we built a long time ago for our dogs.

that was an interesting visit

>>29200280
Joker here, the Clown Prince of Crime!

>>29200213
Oh wow, this is the second time today I've gotten screencapped on /co/.

That wasn't even that funny though :|

>>29200304

I liked it

>>29200291

curses, oh well, and I was willing to try to draw him some of that gilda plot too. oh well, his loss.

oh yeah, also, I did this

>>29200304
Which was the first time?

>>29200304
The third.
>>29200262

>>29200205
Actually, Past Sins wasn't that bad.

It was mediocre; full of rage inducing idiot ball in the first few chapters (SHOULDN'T TELL THE BENEVOLENT ALL-POWERFUL MONARCH THAT I SEE AS A MOTHER FIGURE ABOUT THIS , NOPE), OOC bullshit (see Twilight, Rarity), oddness (Nexus' orange juice fetish),, and quasi-mary sueishness (Nyx)...

But still not the anti-Christ of MLP fanfiction it's made out to be.

>shipping thread
>only ship I care for will NEVER be posted
Oh, Pielight, maybe it's for the best. At least there's no weird porn.

>>29200274

FO:E can be summarized simply by saying the party gets shot alot, pip gets hurt alot, random and completely unnecessary penis terror and skeletons everywhere.

Its still a way better read than past sins however


deleted and reposted for redundant redundancy

Can somebody cap
>>29199681
>>29199999
>>29200163
and such for the rest of us who don't want to read through the actual shitty fic? too lazy to do so myself.

>>29200321

Pielight?

>>29200258
real men spoil their feelings

but yeah that what Pacce wrote was, for me, the most intense part of the story so far as I've read. Like, I've gone back and reread it three times

>>29200316
Speaking of anti-christs of MLP fanfiction, was Cupcakes intended to be ironic?
I wasn't naseated by it like everyone else seems to be, but I did love dem puns.

>>29199681
>sight

I SHOULDN'T BE UP AT 4:30.

>>29200329
Pielight indeed. I was working on a very softcore shipping fic between the two on my old computer, had about twenty pages written, then my vista KSOD'd on me. Welp, guess that's what I get for owning a vista...

Ooh I almost forgot about this one.

Barely remember writing it in the first place either.

>>29200339
*nauseated

>>29200339

Cupcakes was a great example at how to catastrophically fail at something so badly that it has the precise opposite effect of what you were intending.

>>29200321
>Pielight
That is a weird ship, but I think I have you beaten.

>>29200339
Cupcakes was supposed to make people hate PinkieDash shipping.

It kinda has the opposite effect.

>>29200339
I am sure Sprinkles meant for it to be a joke, to the people who know how he works.
Unfortunately, we still were packed with pre ponychan kids who could not take some dark humor.

>>29199681
>>29199999
don't mind me

>>29200332
Well, you know how it is.
I have a reutation and all

>>29200339
It was an anti-shipping fic.

>>29200356
Is that Lucius the Eternal?

Hmm... And it makes sense, weirdly.

>>29200358
>Cupcakes was supposed to make people hate PinkieDash shipping.
I thought it was just babby's first grimdark

>>29200367
It wasn't even that well written.
Dash didn't seem in-character to me.

>>29200325

>>29200383
>dat pic
This is my fetish

>>29200345
>bonercontrol.jpg

>>29200366
Eeyup, it is.

So I read the last three chapters of Past Sins...
Yeah...
Can we have a cute pony thread?
Please...I just need it...just please...

>>29200383
>pic
now there's a ship that need to be reinforced

we need to add a hydrofoil to that bitch

>>29200344

shame

can you give us a summary?

>>29200408
Slaaneshite Rarity just makes so much sense. About as much as Tzeentchian Twilight.

>>29200383
>In character
>Cupcakes

Pinkie is canon paranoid and depressive kind of crazy, not murderous psychopath

Guys, I just reinstalled New Vegas, and I really want to play as a pony. Preferably one of the magical lesbian variety.
Who do I be?

>>29200360

>Unfortunately, we still were packed with pre ponychan kids who could not take some dark humor.

so just because some people don't like shit like that, means they're "kids who can't take dark humor?"

>>29200400
the action, or the belly itself?
>Berrypnuch_belly.png

>>29200434
>Playing Fallout
>ever
Fallout 3/New Vegas is the cancer killing gaming.

>>29200356
And wouldn't you know it, there is another ship as well.

>>29200433
the most awkward game of Scrabble I ever played was when I played VAGINA with my Asian friend and she said "I PREFER TO CALL IT MY FUCKHOLE"

>>29200448
New Vegas is a good game though. I'd say, FPS combat apart, it is more solid Fallout game then 2.

>>29200091
one of several parts. i'm tired. sorry faceless but i'm heading in now

>>29200448
>Fallout
>Bad

You might just have bad taste, there, anon.

>>29200427

Luna is clearly the Tzeentch pony. Immortal, winged, incredibly potent magically, let her ambition rule her and attempted to usurp power by transforming into the pony version of a daemon prince. She is like the avatar of Tzeentch in Equestria. Tzeentch is the god of magic, kings and schemers. Luna is sort of all three.

>>29200434
Well there's only two
all those mods on EqD, can you actually do that? not just name it pony but make it look pony?

wtf you guys, what happened to pinkie thread?

honestly, i leave for a few minutes and everything descends to shit

>>29200411
You want some cute Ponies? Have some Octavia.

>>29200466
I like it, take your time.

>get desktop ponies
>realize the Pinkie Pie sprite follows the Rainbow Dash sprite around if they're near each other

...huh. that's neat

>>29200479
I meant just base the character around a pony. Mods past bug fixes ruin it for me.

>>29200463
Those types of games are made for stupid people who want to get their money's worth really bad.
The only thing it has going for it is it's huge size. Every other aspect sucks, it fails at being either a good rpg or shooter, graphics are mediocre, facial animations are blechh, etc.

>>29200493
>neat

>rape

>>29200493
it's always bugged me that pinkie can't walk off the screen on one side and appear on the opposite side

what kind of pinkie pie can't do that?

>>29200494
Berry Punch.

IRON BELLY

>>29200411

we need to complete the summary

I know it's hard for you, Anon

but you need to tell us what you saw in there

>>29200424
Well, it was basically about Twilight receiving a to-do list from Celestia to recover some herb samples from the Everfree Forest (chemical fire spawned in Canterlot's science departments, replacements needed). She's requested to bring a partner along with her, all the other ponies are busy to to her disdain she has to travel with Pinkie. Basically, it goes on to the two working through the evening and night falls before expected, and the two get lost. From there Pinkie insists Twilight follow her, and takes her to an otherwise uncharted lake through a series of tunnels of brush. The two eat and bathe (little jokes tossed here and there, Twilight's backpack full of jars for samples, a sturdy tend, canteen, Pinkie's full of vanilla icing) in the waters, and decide to camp near the lake for the night. Pinkie stirs with a nightmare, sort of a jump moment, Twilight and her have a serious interaction for the first time, then resume sleep. Then after the two fall asleep, they are awoken yet again by a sea monster at the bottom of the lake and, well it sounds a lot better at full length, I know it sounds pretty shitty now.

>>29200433
BTW, that was me, forgetting to name up after de-naming to post some other randomness as anon.

>>29200456
So... did you fuck her?
Then and there, on the Scrabble board?

>>29200475
>Luna
It is unclear how much of it can be attributed to whatever Chaotic possession she had. Besides, he schemes weren't that elaborate. Twilight hungers for knowledge. I bet she'd love to uncover that hidden library, whatever it was called.

>>29200493
I don't have that pic where Pinkie is bothering Dash, but this is close enough.

First thing I thought of

>>29200496
Oh man, you're right.
Let me jusst stop liking this game/series that I know I've liked for years upon years because You've enlightened me.

>>29200475
Nope, she is Horus. Twilight actually fits the bill for Magnus the Red almost perfectly though.

>>29200509

I'd read it

Look at this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FETQSD0ZzCE

What's this, I don't even...

>>29200496
>Arguing about Fallout.
I play Starcraft II. That's a good old fashion rugged 'merican game right there.
And I can't wait for Arkham City. Shit's gonna be so cash.

>>29200519

Luna was never possessed. She just threw an incredibly potent, long lasting fit.

>>29200518
No
freaking tease

>>29200496
Except it (talking about New Vegas only) is one of the best RPGs we got in the last... 5 years? Between shooters-with-choices-that-are-meaningless (Mass Effect series) and shooters-without-choices (Fallout 3 etc.) New Vegas offers a solid quest design, skillchecks, complete freedom, and story isn't that bad. Characters and dialogues range from mediocre to great. Of course it is packed with shitty engine and dull FPS combat.

>>29200536
Rascal.
I hate fun

>>29200545
race/division/server?

>>29200545
>starcraft 2
>american game

laughing koreans.jpg

>>29200536
i heard that too
laughed hard

>>29200519
The Black Library.

>>29200348
I thought that was past sins.

>>29200571
It's made in 'merica.
The Koreans just went batshit insane with it.
They do put American players to shame, though.

>>29200572

And what's did she actually say?

>>29200508
Twilight is retarded
The most intelligent and wise character in all the fic is RD
Celestia feels sorry and apologize to Twilight for putting the rest of Equestria over their bound
Also she says that one day she wil be a great mother but Twilight says she already has a child
Luna and Celestia completely forgive Nyx and says to Twilight that if a pony ever causes trouble with Nyx to just send them a letter
Nyx got her cutey mark and which is a Kite shield as her special Talent is protecting ponies.
Also Luna took Nyx magic to revert her back to a small filly and she then became like Celestia as appearance
Also Twilight raged as the mear idea to use the Elements of Harmony on Nyx to save the Princesses.
Also something about Twilight finding it hard to forgive Celestia for what she has done.
I must stop now as the pain is horrible.

>>29200593
rascal

>>29200594
I am trying to comprehend this

And I am failing

>>29200601
i prefer to believe she said asshole

>>29200594

You're a good man, Anon.

Consider your mission accomplished.

>>29200601

Oh, thx.

>>29200594
I haven't read any of this fic, my knowledge of it is gleaned from your guy's post.
Nonetheless, this makes me rage.

>>29200594
whyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>29200594
I think I can actually hear my braincells dying in writhing agony

>>29200617
I gave up raging after chapter 19
chapter 20 and 21 just made me sad...
i thought that all the previous chapter will grant me immunity you know?
The worst part is that there is the possibility of a sequel staring Nyx.
Well fuck that!
Rageanon quits!

>>29200534
Which proves that Celestia > God-Emperor.

>>29200545
Starcraft 2 had probably the worst writing in the history of anything ever. I'd rather read only scatfics by Faceless-tripfag than endure the awfulness of SC 2 story ever again.

>>29200594
Raping the franchise, one fanfic chapter at a time.

>>29200594
I'm sticking with calling Past Sins insanely mediocre instead of fucking horrible.

But this... yeah.

>>29200640
>Blizzard
>story

LOL

>>29200638
The story wasn't cringe worthy or unbearable.
It was just worthless and generic.

that time already?

>>29200580
/tg/s Widely Accepted Fanon© states that Farseer she voiceacted is over 10k years old frustrated virgin. What happens if Celestia carries this characteristic too?

>>29200652
But Starcraft 1 had actually nice story. This is not nostalgiafaggotry too, I first played it in 2008 or 2009.

>Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.

RIP Overmind, never forget.

>>29200638
The worst part is that there is the possibility of a sequel staring Nyx.

Time to put this thread out of its misery.

>>29200665
Some beautiful, that is what happens. Now if I remember correctly her sister gets plenty, doesn't she?

>>29200658
On Ponychan, the official Past Sins thread is full of haters too. It's hilarious; even they don't like it.

I think the problem is that dramatic art the author commissioned set up an expectation of an equally interesting fic.

>inb4 the problem is fanfic itself

new threadlet

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v

>>29200673
>"Guys, Activision wants to buy us."
>"Good idea! With their money, we can make awesome games!"
>"Yeah, let's do it!"
>3 years later, game quality and respect for the company has plummeted into the fucking ground
Yeah, we all saw it coming.

Fortunately, Hasbro is already at the bottom of that sink, and they're still doing a surprisingly good job with G4. Funny how that goes.

>>29200686
>Love Can Bloom, but with Luna instead of Taldeer

>>29200723
To be completely honest, while I loved WC 3 as a kid, in retrospect it carried the black seed of Blizzard decline - the storyline, the art style. It was World of Warcraft that sealed the deal though.

>>29200723
>Implying its even physically possible for Hasbro to be as shitty as Activision Blizzard