Good.

Inb4 Ponyfuckers come back and draw attention from the Mods again.

Derpy time it is

Well alright lets do this.

Leth thread is best thread.

other than faceless thread

DERP

>>29189914

Worst pony time, you say? Sure.

Snailsdash is the best ship.

I dare anyone to disprove it.

>>29189914
Pretty sexy

>>29189941
I dunno, I think the ponyfuckers can be entertaining sometimes.

Most of them are completely retarded though.

>>29189973
People keep bugging me to write a straight Dash fapfic.

So I guess I'll do that one.

Enough with the Derpy already. Anything even vaguely humorous about her has long since been driven into the ground by constant repetition.

Hasbro needs to make a derpy plushie.

you want good toys? go talk to distributors, hasbro dont sell to you

THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD

>>29189929
>>29189929
>>29189929
>>29189929
>>29189929

>>29189941
Mods? What happened? I left when a bunch of the tripfags started pairing other tripfags up.

>>29189973
Snailslight is better.

Similar contrast (smart/dumb vs. fast/slow for Snailsdash), both unicorns, and Twilight would obviously replace Trixie as an idol.

>>29189973

I... I can't disprove it.

I cannot think of any stallion who Dash would rather spend her life with than Snails, and I can't think of any mare who would make Snails happier than Dash. It is impossible to even conceive of a contrary notion.

>>29189982
Entertaining? More like trying to get a entry to the Pony Thread Simulator and making us look more bad than usual.

Or maybe I just hate them.

>>29189973
It's funny because you're wrong

>>29189997
>same time
>less posts
>no topic
>Anonymous

So, did that drawfriend ever do dash with mechanical wings, an eyepatch and a torn leather jacket?

>>29189914
okay
also can anyone help me with writing Apple Jack and Apple Bloom's accents?
because I'm shit with accents and if I'm going to write quickfics I'll need to know how!

>>29189997
TRIPFAGS HAVE PRIORITY YOU FAGGOT

>>29189989

At least use a a good male like Braeburn, he only gets incest shit.

>>29189973
Snails is the shittiest character in the show, even worse than snips.

come at me bro.

>>29190006
Nothing happened.

An OP made a thread, then nuked it on further consideration.

>>29190006
nothing, the last thread had a shitty topic and was anon, so it naturally got nuked.

And plus this is a Leth thread, so it's gonna be the general anyway.

>>29190006
I think the OP just deleted it because of the horse buggery.

>>29190035
Nah. Snails.

>>29189973
>>29189973
Stop trying to get into pony thread simulator.

it's not funny anymore.

oh yeah, now i remember why i left

it's impossible to have any discussion in a thread before it hits 300 posts

>>29190021
Nice samefag there.

>>29190032
Ah
Ain't
Y'all

Nothing else. We already know how she talks.

>>29189997
>Anonymous
>No posts
Nope.

>>29190029
>implying tripfags haven't deleted their own thread early

>>29190006

It wasn't mods. I was the OP of the last thread and I deleted it because the thread was degenerating into trolling and anger and porn fast.

>>29190051
Go for it.

I hate Rainbow Dash.

>>29190069
We can't all be Mito, Anonymous.

>>29190032
dont write accents

a pet peeve of EVERYONE is when authors do phonetic voices, just remind everyone now and again that they do have accents, and write normally

>>29190066
YOU'RE AS BAD AS THE FAGGOT ASSHOLES ASKING FOR TAGS IN THE OP POST

>>29190074
Zecora, I'm afraid I must be blunt,
I want to stick my prick in your cunt.

>>29189989
Don't you want to "keep her in character"?

>>29190063
Pretty much this, and I'd err on the side of caution with "Ah". The key is to be sparing. Applejack omits her 'g's, just throw in some apostrophes and you're pretty much good to go. If it reads out loud how you picture her speaking in your head, then you're doing fine.

Welp, I'm back from C&C: Tiberian Sun...

What was that, Half an hour.. man I get bored fast.

>>29190074
I sure hope this thread stays alive

before the faggots arrive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eeypKSCRFk

You have to cuddle with one.

Who and why?

Can all the trip-friends that are currently ITT acknowledge them selves?

♫Google Chrome is lagging
Today, today.♫
♫I wish there was more I could
Say, say.♫

>>29190139
I'm here

>>29190139

no

I put my trip up for no man anymore

>>29190139
Present.

>>29190105
I would like to, but they keep whining and bitching, so maybe this will shut them up.

What I could do is keep her in character, and then have Snails rape her. He is a unicorn after all. They're more powerful than Dash.

>>29190133
they did not look comfortable with what the were doing

>>29190162
>>29190170
Confirmed that Anonymous is here

>>29190074
fuck your rhyme
it should be a crime
to follow this rule
and feel like a fucking mule

>>29190144

This is even worst.

>>29190063
>>29190110
Right!
I'll do my best!
anyone got a quickfic request!

I have this theory that all male ponies can use magic whenever they have a boner.

>>29190091
second

completely accentless is the best way to write anything

>>29190133
Reported for dubs and stupidity.

>>29190191
Damnit Sweetie Belle.

>>29190074
Black girls give me erection a starter kick
too bad when they see it they all act allergic

>>29190175
If you want to keep her in character while still straight shipping then just pair her with a Wonderbolt already. But that would be boring so go ahead and let the town mongoloid wreck her cunt. I don't care.

>>29190139

so you can filter us all?

>>29190192
Aj has to beat up some deadbeats who owe her money

Fenix, are you lurking?

Hey guys, I just figured out how to find a girlfriend despite being horribly shy

I signed up for dating sites, being completely honest with all my info but using a picture of a guy even uglier than myself

this way if I actually find someone who likes me based on my profile description then I can be sure they will be pleasantly surprised when I am considerably less ugly than my profile pic

>>29190195
*snicker*

Lower horn.

>>29190195
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlGbVwXcQYw

>>29189946
The second I saw the screen, I immediately thought of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOWSJD-Yxvo

>>29190139
Hi!
You caught me before a nap.
I wasnt even going to say anything, for once

>>29190228
no.

I was wondering if there was anyone here that I liked.

>>29190228
He's actually gonna filter Anonymous

>>29190253
no name could be a namefag?

>>29190229
ummm.
perhaps something that doesn't involve violence.
I tend to go a bit... overboard.

>>29190270
I bet this might improve things.

>>29190099
fellow anon that post was well said
it's like you took the words straight from my head

>>29190232
so hows that working out, champ?
>>29190253
im here, and everyone likes me so good for you

>>29190270
Maybe

>>29190266
Rainbow Dash:
>Is the pay good?
Royal Guard:
>sex

I guess that answers her question

>>29189946
So how is Pinkie sitting on that cloud?

>>29190283
AJ finds Braeburn is hosting the Rodeo that comes to town.

>>29190298
>so hows that working out, champ?
no replies yet cos I started 15 minutes ago

>>29190298

Not everyone here likes you.

>>29190242
dude fast reader guy

I'm on 28 are past me yet?

>>29190266

>>29190298
Your rapefics are the best.

>>29190311
she shoved Fluttershy up her ass first

>>29190313
AND THEN THEY FUCK

So I found out today that ponies.asshat.de got toasted.

Not sure if slowpoke.jpg or just happened.

>>29190321
thats the joke. im guessing you dont like me, how can we remedy that?
>>29190334

wat? I never wrote rapefics

>>29190346
>cousinfucking

Even if they were first cousins, which we don't know, it's still not that taboo.

>>29190032
With the Apple Family, I stick to very mild phonetic writing. Drop the 'g's and some of the 'd's, and use informal helper verbs- gonna, wanna, etc.

>>29190336
Quite sure Scootaloo would be easier.
(Spoilered for a damn reason)

>>29190355
Which one was that again?

>>29190322
Just finished 22.
Good night, try to catch me in an hour or something

>>29190362
Shorten your name to Suckmyoff...

Or change it all together to something less stupid

>>29190321
How bout me?

>>29190379
The one with the full-season torrent.

>>29190394
impossible not to like

>>29190175
Just make it pseudo-romantic.

>>29190394
You are meek. And you ask to many questions, instead of asserting yourself.

>>29190394
To be honest, you have a prickly personality.

>>29190313
This I can do!
I'll have it done by tomorrow!

this is a true whyboner

>>29190422

>>29190393
do you know who sir Terry 'Spike' Milligan is?

>>29190429
rainbow dash ALWAYS dresses in style

>>29190429
No, this >>29189977

>>29190133
Twilight, because she looks soft

derp

>>29190403
This guy.
>>29190421
Sorry, I'll work on that.
>>29190422
DOHOHOH.

okay so
what if your favored pone, her ask you "hi do you want to be room mate? BUT no dirty stuffs >:( " she said. so do you do this?

>>29190429
Whydidyourunawayboner.

>>29190139
Hello!

>>29190388
you have yourself a fine sleep

>>29189914

>>29190465
depends on the price of the property

>>29190139
i'm here

>>29190465

rape the bitch

>>29190074
But Zakora, where I'm at it's only nine.
I need more 4chan and video game time.

>>29190494

Don't forget to report.

>>29190465
I'm surprised your brain is functional enough to keep telling your heart to pump blood, let alone form that barely coherent sentence.

>>29190465
Fuck no, I ain't rooming with anyone who uses emoticons in conversation.

>>29190139
>tripfriends

I don't even know you people and don't want to. Internet friends are the gayest shit.

>>29190465
ask if utilities were included

then jack off into her shampoo when she went out

>>29190501
>Zakora
>>29190494
you are now officially horrible looking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2Id6bKyI8&feature=player_embedded

>>29190510
But I watch ponies too!

>>29190425
But I have to go to work early so I'm off to bed.

>>29190465

>>29190478

I'm not really sure about you: whether or not you are capable of sophisticated on-topic discussions or not...

>>29190527
I've never jacked off into shampoo before, but I did stick my mom's toothbrush in my ass once

Then accidentally used it later that day

>>29190451
yeah that's, that's on par

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsUhKsTxxsI

>>29190533
i really like this man's videos

>>29190493
your bad anon, rapes not good :(

Does anyone have a clean or vector picture of filly Rarity being dragged off by her horn? I had an idea of a pic featuring her, a Blue Dragon and the iDrag.

>>29190561
I tried to use shampoo as lube, but some of it went down my dickhole, and it hurt to piss for the next 2 days

>>29190511

>>29190533
A new Evolution of a Scene? This guy is far too good to us.

>>29190139
what

why

MS is streaming.

>>29190533
I liked the idea of trying to get us to guess the differences ourselves, but I was hoping for another bonus scene at the end like the other movies

>>29190585
Alright. Someone tell me what the hell this thread is about?

>>29190536
bye, you won't be missed

>>29190629
Wow, you have to try really hard to cosplay as Hoity Toity and still be unfuckable

>>29190526
Can you tell me the difference between an internet friend and an irl friend without giving me selfish answers?

List now three adult jokes hidden in MLP.

Or Season 2 gets canceled.

>>29190592
No hair products. Ever.
My girlfriend and I have some size difference issues and tried to use conditioner because we were out of lube.. Did not turn out well for either of us.

>>29190611

Hey, terse is still here.

>>29190113
>>29190113
>>29190113
>>29190113

>>29190465
I love this guy's posts, and I'm not sure why.

PONE

>>29190465
>Rarity as a roommate

Fuck YES. She would clean the apartment for free.

>>29190649
Pepe Le Pew esque bouncing
Anvil in the haystack
Scooby Doo corridor joke.

>>29190655
yeah, i couldn't sleep
what's up, how can i help, i'm really just sort of hanging on here

>>29190644
you can't invite an internet friend to your house as a kid, then show him your penis and fuck him in the ass while he gives you a reach-around, and then never talk about it for the rest of your life, yet it remains an uncomfortable fact that both of you are aware of whenever you are alone in the same room

>>29190649
>adult jokes hidden in MLP
1. "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Slumber Parties But Were Afraid to Ask" is a "Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask"parody of
2. "oh horseapples" as a euphemism for "oh shit"
3. Pinkie Pie hooker costume?

>>29190678
she'd give you shit

all

the

time
>>29190707
hey terse, where you at?

Hey guys.
I'm super bored and have nothing at all to do.
What should I dooo?

I /do/ have the means to get high as shit, but I need something to do or it wont be very enjoyable.
Up for just about anything.

>>29190569
neat, did you make that video?

>>29190663

Eveytime I see your posts I have the urge to play crazy taxi.

Also in the midst of writing a fix because I damn well feel like it.

>>29190651
That really cheap aqua rain conditioner works, so does olive oil, but it makes a huge mess

>>29190727
No.

>>29190724
just suck the guys dick. You might as well work for your crack

>>29190720
I like to think I'm up to her exacting standards.

>>29190707
Nothing, I'm just the same anon who you talked to about world building and went off to play some C&C

I'm back after 25 minutes of playing... I got bored.

>>29190724
Contemplate the implications of Kantian epistemology if information and patterns are ontologically subjective constructs that only exist in the minds of sapient creatures.

So, I thought FiMchan was supposed to be like, the bastion of sanity in this place. Just read this there.

"I just read that new Vinyl Scratch fic on the sort.

It's terrible.

Completely out of character, poorly written, got errors everywhere... I had to stop. It was just bad. Just plain bad. Which is a shame, there is nowhere near enough scratch content."

>Completely out of character

>>29190533
>BGM-less Pinkie gigglesnort.

All of my HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.

>>29190558
I'm fairly certain that you are Mito.
Could you put your trip back on so that I may continue to filter you?

>>29190758
Sometimes the crazies get through

>>29190724
Try to take something out of those annoying plastic clamshell packages, it took me like 40 minutes to get my GPS unit out of the packaging

I've used canola oil as lube before, it's messy as fuck and slides right off your dong so you have to keep reapplying it D:

>>29190779
post so nice he posted it twice.

Also what's wrong with this?

>>29190779
Maybe that means she does and says stuff?

>>29190724
Listen to this, and get high

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfcF5RkCFO0

>>29190720
what do you mean
like on the internet or in the real world
i'm not really much of anywhere at the moment either way sadly

>>29190767
you're better than me, man, i can barely handle five minutes of RTS gaming
which reminds me of that series of pony generals for an RTS, would you guys play an RTS revolving around ponies

>>29190747
Why the hostility?

>>29190708
Sometimes I think the fact that I have never had a sexual experience with another person is something I should feel guilty about, but then I come to these threads.

>no one mentions Spike framing an owl for murder and even spilling blood as adult joke

>>29190742
We used some Suave green apple stuff... It was bad.

>>29190785
No, deal with it bitch

>>29190805
I don't even like strategy games, but I would play the fuck out of ANYTHING involving ponies, by this point.

>>29190805
in real life

how would you answer that question if I meant 'on the internet?'

>>29190829
hey did you write something adventurey or cute recently

>>29190795
>Completely out of character

She's a pony that nodded and smiled for three seconds.

She has no character. It is literally impossible to write her out of character.

>>29190649
>Sorry boys, but I've got plans

>>29190817
>implying murder isn't for children

Grow the fuck up and commit some real crimes, fag.

>>29190807
oh, sorry, no hostility meant.

>mfw just woke up because i heard some faggots breaking my car window and stealing my fucking MLP FiM merchandise. Along with some other shit like tools for the car and my cds.

I am quite speechless.

>>29190805
>which reminds me of that series of pony generals for an RTS, would you guys play an RTS revolving around ponies

See the picture of >>29190113


...
Fuck yes I would, as long as it didn't suck ass or something.

>>29190790
Dude, i had to manhandle a flash drive i bought today for my broadcasting class
Fucking was somesort of crazy sandwich of materials

Super cardboard
rubber plastic shit that made tearing it open impossible
more super cardboard

>>29190842
Nope, apparently I only write depressing or surreal shit now.

Only thing I can recommend in my catalogue along those lines is Everfree Entertainment (supposedly funny).

Go ask Terse, he writes cuter stuff than I.

>>29190848

Maybe they wrote her as not enjoying being a DJ? I mean, playing music and smiling is all she's ever done.

>>29190848
oh yeah. I see what you mean

Have some Molestia and .......... Masochistuna

NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?

>>29190891
You writing anything now, jerkwad?

>>29190891
he told me to ask you or pacce.

>>29190854

>>29190831
well in real life i'm spending my last month down in rochester before i head to penrym in cornwall (AKA the middle of nowhere) for uni
how about you man
and i would probably have said "hanging around my docs trying to figure out what the fuck i can do about writing at three in the morning" or something along those lines

>>29190829
what have we got to look forward to at this point
ponykart, mane6, a fair few rpgs, dream valley, a few other bits and bobs
it's looking to be a bright horizon for optimists

>>29190872
so no C&C4, halo wars or supreme commander, i assume?

>>29190849
That would have been a fun episode to watch

What Dashs day with the Wonderbolts turned out to be

>>29190810
You're a virgin too huh? How old?

>>29190854
dont keep stuff in your car then

>>29190928
terse have you written anything cute or adventurey recently?

>>29190913
It's not the same if the bitch wants it.

>>29190885
I use those curved roofing blades for cutting tile to open them, it helps a lot. You just push the hooked end under the plastic and pull.

>>29190850
>show for little girls

DERP HERP HURP

>>29190928
aaah. I was just trying to work out if you were GMT.

We got to stick together, dontchaknow

im in gloucestershire

>>29190758
>the bastion of sanity in this place
Bastion thread?
Bastion thread

>>29190919
Sort of? Trying to finish this Gilda / RD fic I got an idea for when I started writing.

And doing a request for RO about Vinyl Scratch that is quickly ballooning in size, but actually coming along at a nice pace.

In otherwords, nope, I'm being useless.

Might take some requests when I'm done with those two though.

>>29190817
An owl eating a mouse isn't really murder. I thought Spike was more trying to frame him for making a disgusting mess

>>29190928

I'm so fucking hype for Mane6 and Ponykart to a lesser extent.

>>29190944
it depends, i can link you to my stuff
none of it is particularly adventurey but i am told some of it is cute?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10e1A2susDhL1wQIwATj5-32Gmc0N0esXIJfruPXez8w/edit?hl=en_GB

>>29190897
>implying its not a fake smile she puts on every day for her fans despite secretly hating what she does.

Ya know, i heard like a 4th hand story that Bassnecter actually doesnt really like making music anymore and does it for the fans.

Might have the name wrong, but it's definitely basssomething that i heard this about.

>>29190854
Keep a lockbox in the trunk chained up, I use heavy duty motorcycle chain. You can't cut it with bolt cutters, you need an angle grinder to get it off.

>>29190928
>C&C: 4

>>MFW
Don't even get me fucking started on how much of an abomination C&C: 4 was.

>Supreme Commander

I haven't ever played it.
did it really suck?

>>29190970
I found it funny when he tried to add ketchup to the mess.

>>29190974
you only have 3 things..?

>>29190957
>gloucestershire

oh god man i'm so sorry
nah, but seriously, we britfags do, especially when S2 and all that roll around
i'm in medway, and if that means anything to you i fear for you

>>29190948
I really need to keep something knife-like in my car for various situations.
I /had/ one of those multi-tool things, but i have no idea where the fuck it disappeared to.

>>29190779
ho shit new Scratch fic got by me? Eh listen, don't mind retards. Some of ponychan found /fic/ last time we were banned and ponychan went down simultaneously, nothing can be done about it.

>>29190933
Semi wrote a fic about it, but it was shit.

>>29190965
>useless
Feels bad man

>>29190885
I remember when flash drives were new. I paid out the ass for a tiny little piece of shit with >1GB of storage.

Then yesterday I was out shopping and threw an 8GB one in my cart on impulse because it was fucking $12.

>>29191024
link me to your story thing again please

This is the cutest gif ever.

how about now

>>29190941

Mm... Well I guess its my fault keeping the stuff in a bag at the backseat. I thought about going down and getting them but I was too lazy.

>>29191024
How go your stories?

>>29191038

Well, I dunno about "ever" but it's certainly up there.

>>29191038
Stop trying to melt my black, frozen heart.

>>29191059
Trollestia is black?

>>29190973
i'm more hyped for ponykart because i love racers, but i'm expecting mane6 to be the most likely to put out a finished, high-quality product
i have faith in hoppip but i'm being optimistic, not idealistic about it, you know

>>29191006
i have heard terrible things about all those games, though supreme commander doesn't have anywhere near as bad a rap as the other two so it might be worth checking out if you're in the market

>>29191013
i apologise, i'm fairly new and the shortest is about 5000 words

>>29191018
I don't like using razors or knives to get open the package, I like those roofing blades because you can hook them under and pull in one smooth motion. People use them to steal things because it cuts the package so quickly.

>>29191038
Agreed.

>Check EqD poll
>What/Who Is The Best Non Pony Mythical Creature?
>Chimera is choice, no griffon or hydra
Goddammit Seth

>>29191015
I know, im a city boy too, bit of a shock when I moved here.

>>29191024
you dont even know. Not wrote anything serious for a few months and trying to jump right back into it is a bitch

Oh Gavalanche...

>>29190978
Basshunter? I love that guy but that's kinda sad. He shouldn't do it if he doesn't like it, but he must like making the fans happy. Sucks being torn

>>29191083
>EqD polls
>hurr which poni looks best in lingerie

>>29191089
................
WHY.

>>29191068

>i'm more hyped for ponykart because i love racers, but i'm expecting mane6 to be the most likely to put out a finished, high-quality product
i have faith in hoppip but i'm being optimistic, not idealistic about it, you know

Yup. Agreed.

>>29191089
ha

>>29191089
lol.

>>29191118
Because faceless

>>29191083
>diamond dogs
>mythical
man, this poll has so much wrong with it, at least dragons are winning

>>29191086
what's it like living up in gloucestershire, i've never been

>>29191032
Sure! Here's the compendium
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F8q3zVUZCl2b-izNeiqQf5cox0Jwyo4wjzl3X0CmJCM/edit?hl=en_US
>>29191045
Better, Im having problems with my laptop monitor so all work is being done on my 32" tv (eyestrain!) but ive only impeded. Prairie Business should be done soon enough

>>29191083
>best Mythical Creature
>Dragon gets the most votes

HURP DURP BAZOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29191126
For the luls it causes autists and sperglords like yourself.

>>29191029
Yup, i remember having a 2 gig flashdrive that my parents bought me for highschool.
That shit cost near 90 bucks, if memory serves.

>>29191083
>No griffin

That irked me. Griffins are fucking cool regardless of media.

>>29191142
diamond dogs are mythical in the sense that they are basically kobolds

>>29191164
Fenix!

How is that Fanfiction coming along!

>>29191083
Seth disappoints again

>>29191153
Negro, when I was in college we paid $200 for an internal Zip drive and like $25 for each 150MB disk.

Holy fuck I'm old.

>>29191186
Plot

>>29191115
God, i wish i could remember who it was, its one of those two. essentially my bros friends girlfriend was working backstage at a show somewhere, and they were engaged in conversation and it just kinda came up. essentially "i dont even really like making music anymore but people want to hear it so i keep doing it"

Fuck, ima find out which one. it'll be a while though

>>29191184
i can appreciate that, but that doesn't make them more mythical than gryphons or the hydra, you know
it just seems to me that somebody wanted to put parasprites and diamond dogs in the poll and decided to kick actual notable mythical creatures out to make room

>Hanging out with a bunch of bros
>One of them whips out a Macbook.
>Goes to Memebase
>nope.jpg
>Pronounces it "me me"
>whywouldyouevendothat.jpg
>Ponies on the front page
>Finds picture of Scratch
>Mention how that pony has a pretty cool design
>"LOL SHE LOOKS EMO THOUGH MAN"
>My face when

>>29191142
imagine being thrown into a room with a bunch of especially retarded pikeys, especially racist middle aged people and drug addicts.

and this room is slowly filling with water with turds floating in it

also who the FUCK is responsible for this shit?

I mean REALLY

the one time blues gets some deserved recognition and its THIS fucking thing. God fucking damnit

http://ask-blues.tumblr.com/

>>29191089
no

>>29191083
Are balrogs a choice?

>>29191232
Why do you hang out with them, then? Faggot

My favorite mythical creature is Gummy

>>29191232
>I don't know what an emo looks like

>>29191222
he's in music for all the wrong reasons, it sounds like. He's also not very good, but thats neither here nor there.
>>29191232
ruh roh

>>29191256
they didnt pass

>>29191232
Find some hoes, man

>>29191126
Why did YOU save THAT to YOUR harddrive?

>>29191281
That Carlito video will never stop being the greatest thing ever

>>29191198
Which one? Hoennshy? Getting chapter 10 finished up and ready to be proofread and posted hopefully before September.

The one Mito requested? I'm a little stuck at the moment. Need a few more plot questions to answer for the fic, then I'll be ready to continue.

WHO IS THIS PONY GOD OH FK

>>29191256
Probably not ever gonna happen, but would have been cool....

So here's this:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jxgqv/what_movie_or_tv_series_have_you_blown_through_in/c
2fwlk5

inb4 >reddit

>>29191232
>Scratch is emo
>Not Octavia

>>29191232
That's why I fucking hate it if normal people care for my interests.

Oh, and I also hate nerds in general who share the same interests like me.

Forever Alone, but I love it.

>>29191239
holy shit why the fuck would you go there
honestly if i had a fucking choice i would stay away from anywhere like that
did you not realise until you moved there and by then you were stuck or something

that ask-tumblr i'm not even going to comment on besides pointing out that it isn't pretty damn terrible

>>29191319
>>29191319

O god my sober sisterwas at te gala?

>>29191321
I have had a story in mind for a long-ass time where a balrog attacks Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie winds up beating it by laughing at it, which makes it so angry that its flames turn white, and it makes itself explode in overwhelming rage.

You can't see me for the fact that the inside of my strap's in your sight
Bout' to put some slugs in your throat and put your guts in my coat and hit
the night Drop a sack of indo in my pipe and it's
EBK everyday all day til the day I hit my grave-sight
That locc to the brain cuz' it's all redrum
A couple of hits from the purple spliff
and I'm workin a fifth of the coke and rum
I have my twelve gauge-pump decorating niggas brains
Nigga nuts and guts is how we get sick them Northern Cal slayings
That locc to the brain shit ain't no game it's a gang
Them niggas that killed they mama for some fame it ain't no thang
It ain't no way, I dump and let them niggas live
Cuz' where I'm from we walkin up on em'
bustin them reps up in them niggas ribs
It's twelve-o-clock full of that spliff full of that ammo in my glock-nine
Creepin through your set hit the stop
Sign sideways bustin I see gat twenty-four C's
Feel the breeze from the slugs in my nine now
Rest in peace

>>29191325
LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE

>le reddit

>>29190940
I turned twenty-two in June

>>29191115
>>29191287
Asked my bro, it was BassNECTER, that's the one.

>>29191361
do you have a big list of all your stories with summaries?

>>29191319
i believe the fandom christened her lavender recently

>>29191348
I had to read over this post twice before I realized it wasn't written in Spanish

>>29191375
>reading f7u12 on purpose

>>29191344
My main question here is who fucking starts text tumblrs anyway? Unless you are a comedy genius, you should not be answering random questions in character without displaying art.

Also I moved here for college. Kind of a mistake

>>29191314
>Need a few more plot questions to answer for the fic
Uhm...
...
Maybe she begins to sing, and some (Benevolent) creatures from the Evergreen forest appear, and either help the who town cheer up, or become permanent residents and are there to help forever.

>>29191386
Well, I'm 24. I WIN AGAIN

>>29191369
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4vNPVrvkfs
>This is you and something you should try and do sometime.

>>29191411

>>29191344
>>29191393
I love how Terse gets less coherent and grammatically correct as he gets more tired.

>>29191422
> permanent residents and are there to help forever.

Pinkie-Pie doesn't become a permanent resident, though.

>>29191423
28 bitches.

>>29191473
but are you a virgin?

>>29191391
I do, or at least I did.

I had in mind a fairly substantial set of stories that would feature a big villain, following up Dangerous Business. However, I've mostly abandoned them. I want to see what the show does with Discord, and I have my book to be working on.

I may still do a story with a villain at some point, but I've given up my really ambitious plans. It IS just fanfiction, after all.

who has the drawn vinyl scratch tumblr? Doesnt appear to be on the list

>>29191446
His extensive vocabulary is back-firing against him.

>>29191491

http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/

>>29191416
exactly, and go figure, there aren't many comedic geniuses lining up for the opportunity to operate a text tumblr for a background character in the my little pony fandom
i mean, at least if it felt like a sincere effort to flesh out the character and do something meaningful i could live with it, but come on, these are vapid and fatuous answers
ugh i give up

where'd you go for college, man? i can appreciate making a decision and not realizing it's a mistake until too late, i did the same last year

>>29191485
Yessir.

>>29191486
have you only done the one really long story?

what

>>29191486
Discord is meant to be a 'repeat' villain eh? So, like at the end of the Pilot they WON'T be re-sealing away then right?

>>29191422
I have most of the major points planned, but not the small details. It's going to be pretty sad, but rebounds in the end. If she came in and everything went as planned, what kind of story would that be?

...perhaps I'm putting too much thought into this small fic.

>>29191446
i'd like to think i'm managing to retain some semblance of coherence and technical accuracy haha
but if i am being a problem please say so and i'll go back to typing as normal, i'm not so tired i can't do the right thing by you guys

>>29191512
awesome
maybe some day I will be a 28 year old virgin
That'll be awesome

>>29191515
Dangerous Business is my big story. I've also written several short stories: "The Sun Never Sets," "Hard Cider," "A Day for Spike and Twilight," and "Nightmare State of Mind."

"A Day for Spike and Twilight" takes place in the same continuity as Dangerous Business; the other three are standalone.

>>29191529
Never heard of Fluttershy's Lament?

>>29191555
>i'll go back to typing as normal

You weren't being normal is the first place?

Which pony has the best plot?

>>29191572
what genre are they all and give me some links or something here

>>29191539
I really don't know. Do you? I haven't heard anything on whether Discord stays a villain through all of Season 2.

That's why I'm waiting. I want to see what they do with him, at least in the first two episodes.

>>29191508
im doin songwriting at bristol BiMM. composition and shit, but more vocational.

all cool, but when i finish im going to be poor for a few years
>>29191504
thanks a bunch, guy

>>29191555

seriously, dude?

no one on the internet is this nice.

you're up to somethin, terse. i've got my eye on you

can someone please post the "I don't feel" image with the apple one
thank you

Hey, I was playing PonyQuest and I was wondering how you get Derpy to join your party? I gave her the 'magic muffin' in chapter 2, but she didn't appear during the Trixie fight. I only have 3 ponies; my party is Twilight, Applebloom, and Pinkie Pie atm and I was saving the last spot for Derpy like the guide said, but now...

Wat do, guys? Is this a glitch? Did I mess up or something? I want to get the Derpy ending really bad.

My first PMV:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZOLTLxX1l4

>>29191572
http://www.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=106 - HARD CIDER

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-day-for-spike-and-twilight.html

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/08/story-nightmare-state-of-mind.html

for anyone else who happens to want to read these three
i can't find the fourth right now, apologies

>>29191590
i'm too tired to bother, man, i'm just ignoring the shift key, most punctuation, and general intelligibility

>>29191634

He's too nice man

It's scary

>>29191601
Speculations tell that he will be defeated in the two-part episode, but comes back at the end of Season 2.

>>29191634
I like to delude myself into thinking I'm nice. I at least don't intentionally try to start things.

>>29191553
Maybe Pinkie-Pie's parents are the one who depressed the town....?

Pinkie-Pie was originally searching for some rare, wild-flower...?

so is there a list of clopfics other than the ones written by ragingsemi?

>>29191635
no

>>29191570
Yes, that's right.
It isn't something to be proud of. But it's also not something I'm ashamed of either.

>>29191651
Forgot to mention that the two-part episode will also end with a cliffhanger

>>29191089

>>Suddenly, Sweetie Belle flies over the thread propelled by her own bodily functions

I know he had nothing to do with this, but I still blame Faceless.

I missed the world building and technology thread eh? damn

Well I was reading F: E and the technology in it is still all powered by magical energy

like when Scratch lifted the needle with her magic or how Twilight turned the lights on in her house in the show

>>29191613
>pull
Almost had it there.

>>29191646
"The Sun Never Sets" is here.

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-sun-never-sets.html

I'm kind of surprised how many people don't understand where the title comes from.

>>29191688

well i don't remember who you are, so yeah, you couldn't be that bad.

>>29191612
songwriting, i believe we've had this discussion before
i think i said it then but i'll say it again now, that sounds neat, you need to share some of your compositions
and hey, everyone's poor after getting their academics out of the way, don't sweat it

>>29191634
i can be a grouch if that helps
i feel grouchy right now haha but i can't sleep and deal with it

>>29191596
Twilight's freakishly large ass

I liked the new Pinkamena update. Her smile is so heart warming.

>>29191646

Terse, I've decided to pass on your offer for a Seaty Belt.

I want a Fluttershy puppy now.

>>29191772

do it man, come at me

>>29191701
Uh, check the Clop thread on FIMchan

>>29191638
Oh man, that Fluttershy ending. I nearly cried when she had to put down Trixie.

It was her own damn fault for getting captured in the first place, I just didn't think Fluttershy had it in her you know.

>>29191701
heres everything

http://clopfic.heroku.com/

>>29191689
I already have what made the entire town sad.
WARNING: The spoilers are actual spoilers.

>mass death from a mine collapse

I just need what happened in Pinkie's past that lets her sympathize and eventually spit out the message.

Also, on another note, I have to leave to get gas in my car and pick up my brother from work. I'll answer for questions when I get back.

>>29191797
>>29191638
What are you guys talking about?

>>29191646
I am also proud as hell of Hard Cider, because I wrote it in like three hours right before the FriendOff deadline, and it still turned out all right.

It's obviously not canon that Applejack smokes, let alone smokes spaghetti western-style cigarillos, but it's a fond mental image of mine.

>>29191807
That's not everything.

She doesn't include the russian fapfics.

13 minutes till game time

Get the fuck in here

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>>29191814

They're doing that "let's pretend something is real and talk about it in detail even though we're just pulling shit out of our ass as we go" thing

>>29191772
im still working on getting my own studio at home set up.

Its been a big fiddly mess, but I just did a bit of work which earner me a bonus So im hopefully reaching that goal in the next few weeks.

keep your eyes out, brah

>>29191814
Every so often people substitute ponies into the plots of games or series that they've played/watched. A few months back it was Marvel VS Capcom.

>>29191755
i don't think i've read it, tomorrow i'll check it out
mind saving me the trouble of braining and explaining what the sting with the title is

>>29191786
but anon told you a seaty belt is for life, not just for christmas
the paperwork is already through goro, you have to have the slotted brakes
if you behave you can have a puppyshy for your birthday

>>29191789
ok anon i find your general manner agreeable except for when you deign to be disagreeable
how was THAT

>>29191847
So wait, they're moving the airing of new episodes to Saturday now?

>>29191875
It's from the old saying "The sun never sets on the British Empire." It's relevant because the fic heavily concerns itself with a future Equestrian Empire.

>>29191898
Yes

>>29191898
oh its SATURDAY?

thank FUCK for that, i had a panic about fridays.

whew, relief. relief indeed

My next comic project, featuring filly Rarity and a Blue Dragon, controlling her fate.

>>29191847
But it's monday. D:

>>29191875
But I want a puppydash.

>>29191922

I read that fic.

I thought it was pretty good.

>>29191875

too far man, too far.

>>29191875

You said be responsible and take care of Sweaty Belle.
But all I heard was "time for a ride in the car"

>>29191832
i particularly enjoyed hard cider when i got around to reading it, it felt a little disjointed and silly at times but you put an interesting spin on a character that felt like a funny and appropriate, if slightly unbelievable, direction
kudos for that man, i did really enjoy it and it's great, especially for a last-minute thing

>>29191858
if you don't live in a big place i can only imagine how much of a nightmare that must be, especially on a student's salary
i'm looking forward to it man, you better drop that shit on me when it's finally out and about
good luck with getting it done and your future endeavours

>>29191937
Yes. And believe it or not we're watching an episode at 11pm, just like we have every night for the past week. Hence the calendar.

>>29191847
>MFW I have to leave to play a shitty Pathfinder game in a little bit.

Fuck.

>>29191950
Alright, that can't be allowed to happen. Have you even considered shelters? Or, you know, offering it to someone who'd actually want it?

>>29191956
cheers man. Ill make sure to send you links to stuff I get done.

Im also very averse to share stuff I write in college cause I do it with a band and you know how fragile people get about stuff.

Guys.
Seth has officially CROSSED THE LINE.
He left Gilda out of the Rubicks Cube update AND left griffons on the poll about "not pony" and included a beast that WASN'T in the show.

>>29192005
Er, left griffons OFF the poll I mean.

>>29192005
have you written anything cute or adventurey lateley?

>>29191751

>>29192005
Who's Gilda?

>>29192005

You know he's just trolling.

Also, who cares?

>>29192005

seth reached maximum faggotry like 6 months ago, he can't become any more of a faggot.

>>29192005
'bout time, Pacce. But yeah, 'chimera'? wtf, seth.

>>29191922
ah, right, you'd think the britfag would know that
thanks for the explanation man, definitely sounds like i'll be checking that out tomorrow

>>29191948
i'm so sorry man i take it all back
i never meant any of it
i only wanted you to love me

>>29191950
honey you know the rules
if you can't adequately care for your current pet, and that includes ensuring its survival at all costs (even that of your own life and the lives of your loved ones), you aren't allowed a new one
no fluttershy puppy until you've gone to your room and learned your lesson

>>29192000
that's a good point, don't want to get anyone broken up
alright no worries, it's cool, just do whatever you're comfortable with man
like i said, looking forward to whatever

>>29191797
Yeah, that was pretty heartwrenching technically, she was turned into stone, but still, that's rough. Fluttershy's a real trooper.

The only ending I have left is the Derpy one before I unlock Celestia, but I can't get her in my party. The guide said to make sure you have just 3 ponies, give her the muffin in chapter 2, and she's supposed to come interrupt the Trixie fight. I did all that and she didn't appear.

Did you get it yet? NO SPOILERS IF YOU DID, PLEASE; I've been so careful not to have it ruined.

>>29192005

I seriously don't give a shit.

>>29191978
MOTHERFUCKER GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT

>>29192049

actually in all seriousness i knocked a glass of milk over when i went to respond to your post.

so now my desk is all sticky and in a day its gonna stink.

i should've known better than to try to harass you :(

>"I just want everyponnii to know that I have 2 tons of incendiary devices that I'm prepared to use. Now I'm going to drop my full load on the next rainbow colored faggot pegasusponniie I see and everyone around ems gonna die too. You're all gonna die. YOU'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE.

Jesus this guys stuff is like if /b/ dubbed MLPFIM
Packed to the walls with swearing and vulgar so be prepared.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiHaFX0-C7w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSWb2L47o3s

>>29192021
Working on something cute, but kinda shippy. And humanized.
Then on to other things.
Also had a major brain storm that renewed my interest in my Doctor Who thing. Before I was working from the angle that time being wrong was supposed to be a twist, when it should be THE POINT.

>>29192005
Seriously, why does it matter what EqD does anymore? That place is long past redemption.

>>29192049
wombats went here. If they can get big, so can fucking we right? RIGHT?
but seriously, im buzzing for this. Imma try get a feel for it, then start producing some trip-hop beats and junk, knawmsean?

TONIGHT'S EPISODE IS THE ONE WHERE RARITY AND APPLEJACK HAVE FURIOUS LESBIAN HATESEX LOVE

>>29191950

>>29192102
>season 2 comes around
>we love EqD again

>>29192130

thats totally going to happen, isn't it?

>>29192124

AWWWW YEAH MAX SEXXORRZ BRAH.