Credits.

Penises.

Bitcoins.

Bucks.

horse shoes.

watch them make it the actual name of the currency.

Glue.

you are not jesus

>>29169580

end thread

Straws.

Like straws of hay.

HEEHEE HAWHAW

I'm off to bed

I WAS TOO SLOW TO MAKE THREAD. I AM GREAT SHAME TO GLORIOUS MOTHERLAND.

>>29169580
And there we have the inevitable pun.

United states of America federal bank notes.

Denarius

Marshmellow buttholes.

Pounds Sterling.

>>29169580

>>29169537

Hugs!

>>29169596
how does it feel to be a pony, jesus

First born children.

>>29169632
Not a pony yet. Maybe you have to sleep first, because I ate my apple and grapes.

>>29169580
I actually gave a small applause, in-person

Equestrian pesos

bucks

Does anyone have the latest desktop pony thing?
I have an older version and I know people have updated it.

>>29169686

seconding this

>>29169686
I forgot all about those! I''m gonna put on Gummy right now!

Is it just me, or is every chapter of Fallout Equestria longer than that last
and much more sad ;-;

>>29169666
Go to sleep dusk.

>>29169650

>>29169686
http://desktopponies.co.cc/

>>29169686
just check the /collab/ thread.

Yeah, yeah, I know 'OH KNOW PONYCHAN' grow the fuck up.

http://desktopponies.co.cc/

>>29169686
>>29169694
http://desktopponies.co.cc/

Candybag also has a thread on fimchan with some custom ponies (mostly tripfag OCs, but there's also a drunken OPPP who follows a flying wine bottle around)

>>29169710
...not yet.

>>29169716

OH KNOW PONYCHAN

>>29169714
>>29169723
Thanks Duders!

Twilight Sparkle, anyone?

Why is Rainbow Dash such a tease?

The Radam invade Equistria.
How fucked are the ponies? And which Pony will step up and become Tekkapony Blade?
It'd probably be Applebloom or Applejack.

>>29169765
Oooo...
Me likey.

any requests?

am out of ideas, also gonna sleep now , but will have things done as always

>>29169706

Thats not me! Im the one posting sweetie hugs.

>Dat fucking oc

He have a grimdark background?

YUROATS.

>>29169772

when you got it

flaunt it

Lifting the dialogue from a video game and switching out different words to make it pony and adding narrative does not make your fic a crossover. It makes it plagiarism.

I swear, this is getting out of hand.

Twilight thread?
Twilight thread

So ponies can interbreed with each other. And, following cartoon logic, boys will be the mother's "race" and boys the fathers. So here's a hypothetical situation:

Suppose a Pegasus is pregnant, and she goes to visit her family in Cloudsdale. But while she's there she goes into labor and is taken to the cloud hospital. But it turns out her husband is an Earth pony, and she has a boy. What happens to the baby, since it can't stand on clouds?

Woo, Cream of Chicken.

What's goin' on, people. What'd I miss in the pony threads today?

Shipping

>>29169795
>mfw I know who this is

>>29169765

Why is stalking people on tumblr so much fun.

I feel like such a creeper.

>>29169810
shut up nathan

>>29169785
Vinyl Scratch playing live with some Justice-esque style of scenario.

>>29169705
yeah dude it's just longer and longer

and that shit will tear you up

>>29169810
Worked for F:E

>>29169716
Oh hi Goggles!

>>29169785

Princess Celestia facing off against an Ursa Major

anyone have the gif of pinkie hopping about with yarn in her mouth from Griffon the Brush Off? i can get a cap of the scene if you need it

>>29169810
Shut the fuck up, what I do is art.

>>29169818
Why are there no good Rarity or Applejack ships.

They're left all alone, unloved and uncarred for.

>>29169821

Most of us here in this thread are people who like furry porn but think the furry community is terrible, so I think we all know this guy.

>>29169810
so you're at about chapter 25?

>>29169821
Well? Who is it?

>>29169825

very well then!

Twilight Sparkle it is!

>>29169884
I don't know that guy.

>>29169884

i dont like furry porn, i don't like the furry community, and i don't know that guy.

>>29169855
Seconding this because I can never have enough Vinyl Scratch

>>29169861
As far as I can tell, FO:E has an orginal plot and characters though. It is its own thing.

Where as a fic I just read lifted every last bit of dialogue and narrative detail from Ocarina of Time. And this was after the author said he fixed that issue.

>>29169810
Who cares.

>>29169861
...Remind me to save a few facehoof reaction images.

>>29169785
A parody of this picture with Washington replaced by Celestia and surrounded by minotaurs, diamond dogs, dragons, griffons, etc.

>>29169882
>no good Rarity ships

I respectfully disagree

>>29169855
Here's this if you need a reference.

>>29169894
A guy who runs a furry porn board. He's a dildo.

Oh man. this is one of THOSE threads.

>>29169917
oh
here >>29169889 I thought you were reading F: E

Much worse??

>>29169882

What if we ship them together?

>>29169937
Fluttershy is NOT gay!

Twilight Sparkle you say?

>>29169947
Thats not what Sethisto looks like!

>>29169882
rarity ships well with Braeburn

>>29169947
What did he do to make himself a dildo?

>>29169952
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, MAN.
Seriously, this is the time of day where the porn artists and shippers are in their prime.

>>29169789
He created equestria and he's shipped with all the mane cast, at the same time, also trixie.

Buff pony is best pony.

>>29169937
No one even forces Flarity any more.

>>29169955
“Derpi, Derpi, where did you go? Get over here!” The large figure of the Great Trixie Tree said with her powerful, booming voice. “Derpi the fairy, listen to my words, the words of the Great and Powerful Trixie Tree! Can you feel it? The climate of evil descending on this land! Evil forces even now are attempting to attack Hylestria! For so very long, the Everfree Forest has stood as a barrier and a source of life to keep those icky outsiders out and keep the world orderly. But this evil is too strong, even I, the Great and Powerful Trixie Tree am powerless to stop it... well, I wouldn't say powerless, but I'm far too busy to deal with it! The time has come for the filly without a fairy to begin his journey. That guy who is destined to lead Hylestria to the path of justice and truth! Derpi, go now! Find this filly and bring him to Trixie! Fly, Derpi, fly! The fate of the forest, no, the world, depends on this pony meeting me! Go!”

I have 50 Twist's on my screen.
Faceless would be proud.

>>29169889
What happened in chapter 25?

>>29169987

>>29169964
Yes she is.

>>29169861

FO:E blatantly rips off ideas, locations and story concepts from fallout. The actual dialogue is entirely original though.

>>29169917
I haven't been so upset since Megasweet drew the ponies as Star Wars characters

>>29170007

>>29169977
Not important, or related to this thread. Give the name Sage Freehaven A search, you'll find something.

>>29169982

>>29169994
Is this Sun's Song? I was debating whether to read that one, but now I guess it's a no-go.

>>29170020

woops it's just a squeeze ball but whatever. does anyone have a gif of this scene?

>>29169994
So he keeps common phrases but does change the dialogue.

>>29169994
>The time has come for the filly without a fairy to begin his journey.
>filly
>his

>>29169997

i bet theres so much squeaking going on

>>29170052
Writer confirmed for 10-year-old.

>>29170034
It's not one posted on the blog. It's one we just gave a firm No to. You won't be seeing this one posted.

If I remember right, Sun's Song is an original story but I haven't read it so I can't be sure.

>>29170004
You'll get to the speeches of the bad guy, the same speeches from Fallout ponified

>>29170006
Fluttershy is NOT gay! You shut up!

>>29169997
I wonder how much pony I can put on one screen...

>>29170007
Perfect.

>>29170020
Religion isn't logical.

>>29170064
Fair enough. At least you guys are sifting for quality ;)

For all your OTP needs.

>>29170061
Or it's just a pronoun error.

>>29170006
Shut up Applebloom. No one cares what a blank-flank thinks.

In Fallout Equestria, does the main character encounter a ghoul and greet him with "GAH! What the fuck are you?

>>29170081
You seriously need to get laid.

>>29170020
>>29170036
This makes no damn sense, even for Christianity. Whatever happened to "thou shalt not worship false images" and such?

crud

I think I got a little shipping in my twilight sparkle

>>29170051
It's simillar enough to where there is no practical difference between the two.

If an author can't bother to come up with his own story instead of playing Mad Libs with one that's already there, then he certainly doesn't deserve to have that work posted.

It even included "Derpi" bumping into the fence, for Christ's sake.

>>29170081
Of course she's gay, she has no male friends except for a rabbit and I sincerely doubt Fluttershy would let Angel fuck her.

>>29170112
Well, the catholic church started worshipping graven images in around 300 AD, and it's been down hill ever since.

>>29170112
I don't think anybody's actually worshipping those images.

>>29170110
>>29170081
Beedrill here?

>>29170119
This ship is funny because they're both G1 reincarnations.

>>29170112
I think it was a furry group too
retarded, I know

>>29170123
but.....i really have no female friends

>>29170140

>>29170122
It's called parody, you illiterate dipshit, not plagiarism.

The fact that they put you in charge of making decisions shows how far down the shitter EqD has gone.

>>29170123
>implying angel cares if she lets him or not

>>29170041
fuck you guys

>>29170119
Twilight Sparkle is forever alone. It's alright, one day she'll make a golem with her magic and pretend it's her friend.

>>29170143
Dude, shut the fuck up. The only reason that insipid fuck stayed around was because of people like you feeding his ego.

>>29170110
NO U!

>>29170123
None of them have any male friends, and we know Rarity is straight!

>>29170161
Parody would have been great. But this wasn't parody, it was laziness.

>>29170103
Say that to AB's face not online and see what happens.

>>29170187
I don't think you know what any of these words mean.

>>29170173
>forever alone

are you kidding?

she's shipped with, like, EVERYONE

>>29170186
>None of them have any male friends

That's because THEY'RE ALL GAY.

hey monochromatic color this

>>29170208

bon-bon is quite buxom in that picture

>>29170176
?

>>29170230
i know right
i'd squeeze that tit-chest

>>29170205
Yeah I like this RainbowLight kick we've been on lately.

Just ship the shipping bicycles with each other.

>>29170208

Boop.

>>29170207
Put your trip on RagingSemi

>>29170214
yes this

>>29170108
yeah pretty much

well no, Pip is polite. She thinks it
the ghoul is Derpy

>>29170205
No shit, she's the new Rainbow Dash.

>>29170088
Well, it's one of the only things keeping us from the dark ages

>>29170214
Agreed.

>>29170253
Not me.

Dash is gay.
Twilight's straight
Fluttershy's straight but frigid
Applejack's straight and keeps it in the family
Rarity's mostly straight
Pinkie's a flaming bisexual

>>29170244

I don't even know why this ship is supposed to make sense, or if it even is

but it's still cute

>>29170249
What's with the sbahj?

>>29170283
>Pinkie's a flaming bisexual

>>29170283
Nice headcanon.

>>29170249
wow, i haven't seen a coloring that bad since i changed styles

>>29170283
Pinkie Pie is pansexual, dude.

>>29170283

>Pinkie Pie
>Not pansexual

>>29170249
aw thanks man
i'd have sex with you if i was gay

>>29170300
That's just pretty much the way the characters are, dude.

>>29170172
I don't think anyone made a .gif of that scene

I'm pretty sure Fluttershy is a bulldyke in disguise.

>>29170283
Twilight is gay I have photographic proof.

Pinkie Pie wouldn't have sex with pans. That's just silly.

>>29170305
I'd say omnisexual, but I wanted to dumb it down a notch for anon.

>>29170314
they should get on it

>>29170283

You think applecest is canon?

>>29170285
Rainbow Dash looks too much like a boy...
me no like

What the fuck is wrong with bronies?

Post background pegasi. I need it for science.

>>29170335

better?

>>29170312
No, that's the way you see them.

>>29170204
Parody: a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing

The problem is, it wasn't funny or satire. It was straight up mad libs with the dialogue and events of the game. You CAN make a parody and have it still be original. Sketch Comedians and animated sitcoms do it all the time.

The Futurama episode "Fry and the Slurm Factory" was a parody of Willie Wonka, but it was also original and didn't just copy paste the story/dialogue.

>>29170325
The prefix "pan-" is more technically correct than "omni-" for this case, because pan- tends to refer to a group of things rather than concepts.

>>29170325
That's not a nice thing to say about your fans

i need a new name subtitle, mix it up a little
anyway

FRIEND OFF TIME

WHAT THE FUCK’S A FRIEND OFF ANYWAY?
a long-term event for writers and artists to produce content.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SHIT?
Artists are tasked with drawing or otherwise depicting a scene from any fanfiction they choose. it could be their favorite, it could be their most hated. it could be a tea party scene or a climactic battle, whatever the artist chooses.

Meanwhile, writers are tasked with taking some piece of artwork and writing a story about it. They can write a tiny poignant piece, or expand it into a massive adventure which used the artwork as thematic inspiration, whatever they want.

DEADLINE IS SEPTEMBER 10TH
more details on submission (including the submission email address) are in the google doc
https://docs.google.com/document/d/101BkCaqULnA3rP_X7DSg29_hu7U3UWD1lu3Xj1Xl88M/edit?hl=en_US

>don't ask me where i found this image

>>29170331
AJ is a stereotypical redneck. That's a canon part of the show.

She's a rabid anti-intellectual. A stereotype in the show.

She's racist against Zecora. Another stereotype in the show.

Now they show sex on the show. But if they did, how would they treat AJ's sexuality? With a redneck stereotype. i.e. incest

>>29170312
what? this is a children's show for christ's sake

>>29170373
Dino-Fag: now giving free hornjobs

I'VE IN LOVE WITH RARITY! I WANT TO TASTE HER!

>>29170371
My fans don't get butthurt over Dash's canonicity lesbianism.

>>29170358
much

>>29169968

Celestia wept

>>29170367
That it to say in this case Pinkie Pie would have sex with "all the things" to give an example

>>29170376
yeah i really dont think so. that's just trollin bro.

>>29170373

>don't ask me where i found this image

FUCK YOU WHERE DIDYA FIND THAT?

>>29170387
Go eat some marshmallows. Same taste.

>>29170387
i would put my penis in that mouth and let her bite it off

>>29170354
Anyone you need in particular?

>>29170376
i hate you so fucking much, rs

>>29170387
Look, Mrs. Buzzy, a dyke. Let's laugh at her.

>>29170391
Yeah, because they can't talk.

>>29170365
dude people just antagonize you

>>29170312
>implying a children's cartoon character would have any other sexuality than straight

>>29170400
i'll put 50$ on it being FA or another furry site

>>29170412
Sorry I hit the nail so firmly on the head, anon.

>>29170413
>Mrs. Buzzy

Why are you people so abrasive?

>>29170400
filename suggests ponibooru

>>29170391

I dont think your fans give a fuck about your headcanon because you take requests.

>>29170428
He found it on www.porntube.edu

>>29170426
That's what makes Rainbow Dash stand out so much. One of the first gay characters in children's TV.

Faust is such a progressive.

>>29170426
holy shit this

>>29170410
I need like 10 pegasi. The most well-known ones preferably. The ones you couldn't stand to see a group shot of ponies without.

>>29170391
>canonicity lesbianism
O really?

>>29170348
lots of things.

>>29170422
The funny thing is stuff like this didn't happen under this name until I revealed the truth. Hell, it wasn't even happening much anymore under Nathan.

>>29170433

>>29170444
I wasn't talking about my headcanon, anon.

>>29170463
did sethisto make that biography thing yet and if so can you link it

i think it actually would be kind of interesting if dash was a lesbian in canon, but not like making a big deal about it. like she just ends up getting a a girlfriend in between seasons that sometimes shows up or is mentioned.

>>29170441

>>29170452
>actually believing this

>>29170431
pretty much everything you say is idiotic, i only realized it with that aj statement

Everyone leave Nathan/Pagemaster alone. Feeding tripfags with bitchfest/circlejerk fuel just ruins the thread that much more.

>>29170441
We listen to Merzbow

>>29170426

>Cartoons will never teach children to accept people of different sexuality other than straight

trooled by by headcannon oh lool

rs your such a progressive

>>29170431
Stop acting like Mito, RS

>>29170494
>>29170495

Sure is Ponychan in here

>>29170497
Same goes for RagingSemi. Everyone just ignore it and move on.

We should be talking about horse semen.

>>29170488
Oh boy, now it's officially a worst fanon ideas ever thread!

>>29170526
It's just an image, dude

>>29170481
He's got a preview up for us to look at, but he's holding of fon posting it until folks have finished sending in information.

There are a couple of people still finalizing their stuff. After everything's in and the finishing touches are made, it'll be posted.

I can already tell we're going to get a lot of shit from all the OC's.

>>29170514
no, this is /co/

>>29170512
I'm not. Mito denies the obvious sexuality of the ponies.

Take your own advice, anon.

>>29170514
>accusations of terrible character analysis, and in general being a fucknut
>a ponychan trait
what? how does that even work?

>>29170471

>Ms Cewestia, can you pwease fix Mrs Buzzy?

>>29170474

But you are, the only pony with sexuality is Rarity.

>>29170441
Because it's funny.

>>29170514
dude i consider fun the idea of a lesbian RD, but fucking face it, IT WONT BE CANON

Knock off the shit, guys.

>>29170514
>Saying anyone who doesn't believe in what you believe is a pony-chan faggot

CHECK THIS IDIOT OUT!

If the person who wanted this is still around, here you go

I don't know if it's me zoning out to Blues Traveler but this thread is moving fucking fast.

>>29170561
No, it's definitely canon. It just hasn't been confirmed. That's something they'll never confirm during the run of the show.

Like that gay gargoyle from Gargoyles.

ALL THE GUMMY IS MINE! MINE!

>>29170506
You've obviously never watched He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

>>29170565
This.

>>29170573

welp, guess that's my cue to light up

>>29169570
>>29169570
>Mfw sci-fi shows call their money credits

DOLLARS, EUROS, YEN, POUNDS, REN MIN BI.

ANYTHING, JUST NOT CREDITS YOU UNORIGINAL FUCKS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3DnhD8Gls

>>29170551
There is nothing OBVIOUSLY sexual about MLP.

It's hinted by the Word-Of-God (Lauren Faust).

>>29170481
>biography
oh god
please tell me the pre reader faggots are not making self biographies or something
please
PLEASE

>People arguing over pony sexuality headcanon and using canon to try and justify their reasoning

>>29170553
Fuck you.

>>29170585
sigh...
ill sleep now, this thread is shit

Well this thread sucks.
Oh well, gives me time to write that Twist X Snails abuse fic. Bye.

>>29170573
Neat. Nice, prompt service there, Mono. I think you're getting quicker at this.

>>29170582
It's definitely faster. But these threads always move faster when they're not past their bump limit, and there's a lot of image dumping.

>>29170609
Old.
Besides, that video doesn't depict us. It depicts Ponygoons.

Um... why is Dash not bi? Her competitive nature totally makes her bi

>>29170604
points

>>29170604
It's like fantasy novels and the Copper/Silver/Gold currency system.

>>29170441
Go to any other board and ask that again with a straight face.

>>29170553

and then Celestia fixed Mrs. Buzzy

and Twilight was happy once again

>>29170613
You mean besides all the heterosexual characters? And then Dash?

Anything else need a color?

>>29170573
whoops, forgot to color LSH's eyes. Here we are

>>29170638
yeah, maybe

>>29170585
>No, it's definitely canon. It just hasn't been confirmed

ffffFFFFFFFFFFFFF-STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!!!

i herd discwurld was gud

iz it?

>>29170645
You're right, I think this better suits you all.

http://audioboo.fm/boos/426740-my-little-pony-saved-my-life

>>29170634
oh come on, it's fucking hilarious.

>>29170645
>those neckbeards in the video
>ponygoons
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope

Why are you arguing about this?

This argument is stupid.

You're all stupid.

Post some goddamn ponies.

>>29170285
It makes all the sense

>>29170664
It's never been confirmed that Little Strongheart was supposed to be representative of native americans. It's pretty much canon though.

>>29170455
Well the most popular ones I'm aware of are Derpy, Cloudkicker, Showers, Raindrop, Dizzy Twister and that one pegasus that got in the ComicCon poster. Gimme a moment and maybe I can drudge up some more

>>29170629
Like I said.

We're going to get a lot of shit for that post when it goes up. Probably more from you guys than other folks.

For every Pre-Reader, an OC pony. For every OC pony, a Pre-readers mini bio.

All to answer that one, burning question.

Do we like bananas?

IIRC, Faust said that assuming RD is gay is just as bad a stereotype as entertainment for girls = shit.

Tomboy doesn't necessarily = gay

NOW SHUTUP

>>29170641

Oh okay. I've done some browsing and the thread is pretty garbage right now. Buncha hate goin' around, but it's not the funny kind, just people getting upset and bein' stupid.

I'll just stick around refreshing every few minutes while I draw pony.

>>29170694

then enlighten me

>>29170514
>Rainbow Dash is a lesbian
>Nothing but "convenient" screencaps and fan speculation says so
>OBVIOUSLY CANON

It's a fun character interpretation, but come on.

>>29170585
i'm going to imagine you never said anything and move on with the thread

Dash is so gay she exudes rainbows

>>29170654
>>>/b/

Fuck I can't do it

>>>/v/

Fuck I can't Do it

>>>/anyotherboard/

Fuck I can't do it.

>>29170649

can't be answered

>>29170664
Hi there Mito.

>>29170689
Why of course. No community is worse than Ponygoons.

Just look at this faggotry: http://mlponies.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=15

>>29170699

does winged OPPP count?

>>29170706
>Tomboy doesn't necessarily = gay

Of course not. AJ is a bigger tomboy than RD, yet she's not a lesbian.

Now, Faust could have destroyed that Ms. Magazine writer by simply confirming Dash is straight. Why didn't she? Because she's honest.

>>29170703
So, if you nknow all the shit you're going to get for it, why are you participating?
Is it because you, unlike most, get the novel concept of not giving a shit, or because you have too?

Dash is Asexual you retards. This comic proves it.

>>29170506
That's not something a cartoon should be teaching; that's up to the parents.

you're kind of a bitch

>>29170727
How are you any better than them? You're talking about the same fucking show in the same fucking way.

>>29170710
I don't need to make sense.

>>29170726
Oh, hey, Goggles! Haven't seen you in a while; how ya doin'?

>>29170706

No one gives a shit about what Faust thinks or we wouldn't have half the content or three quarters of the fan-base making up retarded shit to justify their equally-retarded fan theories and SHIT THAT JUST HAS TO BE TRUE GUYS.

MORNIN' /CO/.

good to see everything is in order.

>>29170750
whoa spoiler that hot shit bro

>>29170695
But that isn't comperable to Rainbow Dash's Sexual Oriantation.

SHE ISN'T OBVIOUSLY GAY!
She's a tom-boy. And there are plenty of straight Tom-Boys out there.

>>29170766
guess again.

>>29170609
I always wonder if people actually get offended by this. I find it hilarious.

>>29170759
Yyyyyeah, but they're faggots and I'm not.

>>29170750
And there we have it. This should put an end to any future arguments. RagingSemi, you have been defeated. Stand down and know your shame.

>>29170653
I want to punch every fantasy/sci-fi writer ever whenever I read/hear Credits/Gold. I know how spergy it sounds, but it's just jarring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKpt5Z2-jvA&hd=1

this video almost changed my mind on best poni

god dammit why is pinkie so cute and happy all the time i want to fucking hug the shit out of her and when she snorts it's so cute and oh my god why cant i meet pinkie pie im gonna kill myself

>>29170778
FUCK YOU! I WILL NOT BE CENSORED! YOU COMMUNIST CUNT!

>>29170743
Ponies (with the possible exception of Rarity) are asexual.

To them, sex has no meaning outside of their duty to society to produce the next generation. Consensual sex in the pony position for the sole purpose of procreation. And that's where we get marshmallows.

>>29170755

>there will never be a gay cartoon character
>certainly not in MLP

>>29170743
AJ isn't a tomboy, she is a country girl.

She does have some manly aspects, but that comes with a life of hard work.

>>29170689
>Use Something Awful
>In 2011
>Not be a neckbeard

Straight shipping is gay because there is a penis in it, if you like thinking about penises you are a cock sucker and deserve to go to the gas chambers or get lynched.

are we done arguing about headcanon now?

>>29170786
>i'm being a fucking faggot and talking about a cartoon for little girls, but i'm totally not the same as those other people doing the same exact thing

FTFY

>>29170779
this
i'm sure you're a real hit with the ladies, RS.
see a girl in long jeans? what do you do, ask her if she watches the L word?

>>29170821
>male who likes fashion
HE MUST BE A HOMOSEXUAL THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION

>>29170819
>sex for procreation
>asexual

Choose one.

>>29170750

This is canon now, deal with it nerds.

>>29170770
FUCK OFF, mito!

>>29170829
>Dash isn't a lesbian
>AJ isn't a tomboy

Fuck, what's next? Twilight isn't a nerd? Zecora isn't a zebra? Do you people even watch the show?

>>29170814
please submit to mine control.

>>29170819
>Consensual sex in the pony position for the sole purpose of procreation
AND TO THINK I THOUGHT YOU WERE A DECENT INDIVIDUAL
NOW I UNDERTAND WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU YOU FILTHY SUB-PONY

>>29170821
Steven is metrosexual bro.

It's pretty much canon.

>>29170868

will you shut up already?

you ruined the entire goddamn thread

The only logic thing to do here is to post pony to the image limit so we can start a new thread with a topic to discuss.

>>29170814
Then get reported for breaking the rules.

Nothing personal, but this is a blue board.

>>29170813

pinkie is best pony dude, give in

>>29170376
AJ doesn't make Applebloom stay home from school

>>29170747
It was optional whether or not to "go public" in this post. I just don't give a shit, seeing as my rep can't possibly get any worse on here.

Night threads are the only threads I can post in these days with out 4-5 anon circlejerking in their hatred of me. Makes it kind of hard to participate in any real discussion.

>>29170780
Uhhh....
Faceless?
>>29170862
Is everyone Mito now?

>>29170888

works for me

hey guys i...

...whaaaaat the fuck is wrong with you

>>29170887
Shit, man. Don't blame me. Bunch of newfags not recognizing lesbians when they see them.

>>29170836
Where were you during the thousands of arguments we've had about Ponychan? You didn't defend THEM, did you now? No, because YOU are a Ponygoon! And now YOUR site is being insulted!

Well FUCK OFF, Ponygoons faggot! Fuck off back to your shitty police state!

>>29170205
Foreveralone Twilight is funniest (non)ship.

>>29170888
It's always worked before!

>>29170889
Report me if you must. YOU WILL NOT CENSOR THE JESUS!

>>29170831
>DAT GIF
Cute thread?

>>29170901
i thought everyone was me?

>>29170895

why don't you just ditch the trip or get a new one then?

>>29170887
>hiro speaking up

Whoa shit!

Confirmed that RS is a god damn faggot!

You guys are no fun. why do you get so offended?

>>29170917
What IS a "Ponygoon", exactly?

>Littlepip admiring griffon flank in a perfectly respectable way.

Celesta and Luna - small human sisters
Discord - asshole brother
Equestria - playroom
Elements of Harmony - Parents
1000 year banishment - grounded for a day

>>29170870
She is the cutest dictator.

>>29169916

oh wow, someone saved one of my things.

Anywhoof, is Pacce here or is he drunk? Because I drew him more Gilda.

also, streaming some drawing again. Going to try drawing spike for the first time in request picture.

http://www.livestream.com/tanmanrevived

>>29170849
Yeah, I probably used that word wrong. The (albeit sarcastic) point i was making was that ponies might just have sex to make babies and derive no pleasure from it.

>>29170743
I'm not even going to bother critiquing all of the huge gaps in your logic, especially when so many people already are, so enjoy this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

>>29170901
ew no, guess again, you have 2 more opportunities.

>>29170831
>ponyspin.wmv

Would you fuck a pony if the they were going to blow up the Earth if they didn't?

captch: diarrhea oloyms

>>29170926
Congrats! You have been promoted!

so how about you guys ignore RS's REALLY obvious trolls and post something worth reading for once in your miserable, worthless lives

>>29170551
you're acting just the same about the opposite

nemesis, I think it's called?

>>29170935
Why do you offend?

>>29170506
>Cartoons and most tv shows
>not have gay characters
>In 2011

What's up with this, I'm not even talking ponies.

Unless you live in buttfuck, you're going to meet someone who's a- bi- or homosexual

>>29170376
I can't tell you how wrong your opinions are.

What you describe doesn't even SOUND like MLP, more like something to come off of Adult Swim.

Get your shit straight man. Fix your head-canon.

>>29170741

She has the wrong mane style as well. Looks like they just threw OPPP's colors and cutie marks on a standard pegasus template, the same one used by tornado butt pony and the rainbow butt pony

>>29170938
I have no idea what you're talking about but it's probably shit.

You are the worst tripfag ever.

It's you.

>>29170741
Can't say that she does.

this pic here has the most popular background pegasuses on it. I hope it helps.

Can someone explain this to me?

>>29170937
Ponygoons are a community of pony fans originating from SomethingAwful.

>S2 will save co

>>29170895

Fun fact: this is a night thread.

The only difference is that there are more people on. No one on the night thread is inherently more civil, we just have less reasons to get all uppity and pretend we're trolling or at least putting half an ass into trolling each other.

That being said, people, please continue, because the thin-skinned cryhards are just so adorable and I'm having a great time reading this thread.

>>29170985
Yay! someones mad at me!
I'M GETTING ATTENTION! HOORAY!

>>29170934

what are you, keeping tabs on me or something?

>>29170926
you kidding me, no one is you Dino-Fag...
You are alone.

>>29170973
I've listed two things that are actually on the show.

Applebucking Season and Bridle Gossip, respectively.

The writers, when they want to, resort to redneck stereotypes for humor.

If you've got a problem with that, take it up with the show.

>>29171001

the cryhards are so loud though...

>>29170991
...so is it a derogatory term, or do they call themselves that?

>>29170996
>he still thinks we can be saved

>>29170996
Nope. Sure, the circlejerking and infighting will be reduced, but the porn and Ponychan/Ponygoons bitching will always be around. We've gotten too accustomed to it.

There is no return.

Run.

>>29170990
Shit, now I have TWO Tim and Eric pony pictures.

if you post with a trip and people immediately tell you to get out

stop posting with a trip

fun advice from a stupid tripfag

>>29170919
Meat substitute looks a lot like meat these days. Go to your local grocery store and check it out.

>>29170965
We can't think up of anything, so we bitch about shit

>>29170990
second on this

>This discussion.

Fuck it, we are at bump limit, music time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhSv18UMm0U

>>29171028
They call themselves that. It's like how /b/tards call themselves...uh, /b/tards. "Goon" is a term used to refer to a SomethingAwful fag.

>>29171042

get out

I'M POSTING DASH SHIPPING AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME.

>>29170925
How about a cuteporn thread?

>>29170953

Doesn't work that way. The whole pleasure aspect is part of the drive that encourages them to do it. Its engrained in mammalian reproduction. If they have sex, they find it pleasurable. (baring some kind of mental issue or disability)

What the fuck is RagingSemi doing?

>>29171042
STAY THE FUCK HERE YOU ASSHOLE

>>29171028
It's the equivalent to 4chan's x-fag.

>>29170933
Did that already. People figured it out and then I decided to drop the act and admit it.

I used Nathan for well over a year, since before /vp/ came around at least. I'd like to stick to this one for at least half as long.

So I was watching Season 1 from the beginning and I noticed something in the intro:

>To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn. The younger brought out the moon to begin the night.

Why do they say "eldest" and "younger", instead of "elder" and "younger"? In English, using the superlative implies a group of at least three.

Answer: Luna has a little sister.

>>29171042
Be a namefag! We get health coverage and dental.

>>29171071
Just answering questions, anon. I didn't come up with this lesbian business.

What's going on in this thr-

>arguing with RaginSemi
>AGAIN

BECAUSE THAT ALWAYS WORKS SO WELL

hey rs did you ever finish that AppleDash fic you said you were doing

>>29171042
NO FUCK YOU##POULTRONSUCKS
Everyone join the fun!

>>29171071

apparently his headcanon issues are a really big deal to him

>>29170964
nice
i'm going to need some more dinosaur reaction images that aren't just generic (<insert species> with mouth open, roaring.jpg)

>>29171051
That's interesting, but it has nothing to do with the post you replied to.

>>29171060
Musicks?
Have some Fates Warning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUJQ5Kngw8g

>>29171025

Well yeah, what would be the point, then? If no one cares about your opinion, MAKE THEM CARE.

Or at least make them call you a fag and move on. It's the same thing around here.

>>29171033
>>29171029

So where can i get my ponies in s2?

>>29171066
curse you anon

>>29171067

NOT IF I CAN POST DASH SHIPPING FIRST, MOTHERFUCKER

>>29171108
>headcannon
has he been fucking drawn yet?

Rarity would only listen to the smooth sounds of Progressive Rock.

>>29171099
Sure did.

Fall Weather Friends with Benefits:

explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=363&warning=9

Man this thread sure went swimmingly.

Suddenly, A wild topic appears!
The cast open a pizzeria. What do they serve? Do they even know how to make pizza? Do they offer a carnivore course?
...And most importantly, would they use this music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0

>mfw a self important tripfag has an opinion near me

>>29171074
>OH WOE IS ME

>>29171069
I'm... alright with that.
Cute poni is #1 priority.

>>29171108
Headcannons are stupid. I mean, it sounds like a good idea at first, but when you actually try to fire it the recoil breaks your neck.

>>29171022
Everyone was afraid of that fucking hooded Zebra not just AJ in fact Apple Bloom was one of the few who wasn't.

I don't even fucking know what you're referring to in Applebuck Season. The fact she can talk to cows? The fuck.

Also fuck you I'm a car.