Galloping and gliding

what about a catapult?

Pony pulls the wagon!

>AJ
>truck

Two of them are pegasi, yes they fly. Also, Rarity just gets some silly boys to haul her around.

>>29165294
Pinkie has he crazy contraption, also balloons

Trains.

Fluttershy drives an imperial walker.

Rainbow Dash has a jetpack.

Pegasus ponies DO get around by flying though.

They take the fucking train.
Stop being and idiot, OP.

>>29165352

>>29165352

>>29165344
I laughed more than I should

>>29165355
Also chariots because pegasi get around faster so they have like

air-taxi or something

fluttershy uses her farts to get around time, like a rocket

Teleporting

Also, anyone need a color?

>>29165373
I request the unedited version of that

They scoot.
In a scooter.

>>29165413
This is canon.

>>29165399

>>29165373

The original picture is too funny to cover up with unbirthing nyx

>>29165294
They glide with their plot

Vid Related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw49sQU8yKc

>>29165391

pinkie cannon is canon

>>29165363
That is my fetish.

Magnets

>>29165431
is the hatred cannon canon?

Seriously Rarity, call Kenny Loggins cause your in the Danger Zone

>>29165468
>pic
>>what the entirety of last thread was.

Nuclear fire... everywhere

>>29165468

>>29165468
Yup. So is the Orbital Friendship Canon

I'm gonna hate the first episode of the new season. Famn two-parters and their unfinished bullshit

>>29165501
>>29165468

Both of those nukes have a smirk.

>>29165451
She wants to upgrade to an AT-AT, for the added protection, but she never learned how to drive stick.

>>29165524
the funny thing is, /co/mrade hunter already made this

There are trains and wagons, usually the driver and rider take turns switching out. Pegasus fly, I'd say unicorns can teleport but that seems to be a special talent not all have. I'd imagine it to be like Morrowind too, where there are certain unicorns situated in each town that run a business of teleporting certain folk from one place to another if they are in a hurry. I'd imagine the Everfree forest has rivers, I could see certain Zebra villages using wooden rafts to travel across them and any other bodies of water. And from 'Over a Barrel', we know that there is a railroad system set, whether the ponies built the trains or not is uncertain. Odd considering there was a passenger cart on the train, which does little more than weigh the train down.

I may or may not be implying that FiM takes place after a human-life ending apocalypse.

>>29165519
So they're going to only show one of them at a time instead of as an hour premiere. I am disappoint.

>>29165519
talking about two parters...
is it going to be one episode the 17th, and the next until next week?
not as in what they did with Thudnercats for example, both episodes the same day?
i dont even know if that happened in the 1st season

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

Pinkie mostly uses teleportation.

Remember in "Party of One", when Dash (probably one of the fastest fliers in Equestria) is trying to run from her? Every time she arrives somewhere, Pinkie's already waiting for her. Possibly earth-pony magic; must investigate further.

>>29165392
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Prefoessor Pinkamina Pienagel

>>29165420
no one needs a color?

>>29165565
you want to smooch Rarity puckered lips

>>29165565

they'll do it week by week.

Can we get a Pony getter robot?

I need a piece of fan art that would be disturbing to a certain group of MLP fans. For research. Preferably something new.

So we're nearing the end of the big wait. Season 2 just around the corner, and we've raised and demolished just about every topic there could be about the show. But there's something I've never really seen brought up. We got the sights and sounds every week, but what about the scents? Surely there's something unique about the place.

Imagine it: The over-perfumed air wafting from Carousel Boutique. The smell of myriad baked goods surrounding Sugarcube Corner. The arid scent of aging tomes at the Book and Branch Library. Sweet Apple Acres in full bloom.

We've all heard that scent is one of the strongest sensations tied to our memory. It extends beyond that. It can help solidify one's mental image of a location or experience. Try it. Add just one more sensation to your idea of Equestria, and let your mind begin to wander.

>>29165572
my chance to catch up but I'm reading the crack rock of fanfics

>>29165617
ponychanners, right?

>>29165617
It's got a disturbing character in it

>>29165578
>earth pony magic
>yfw you realize that Pinki Pie is actually a Unicorn

>>29165392
It's actually pretty cool that they thought to put two sets of propellers spinning in the opposite direction on that.

>>29165626

>Book and Branch library

Is that canon? The name I mean.

>>29165640
Due to the nature of my research I cannot specify.

>>29165626
>Book and Branch Library
Eh? I thought that it was just "Twilight's library", when did it get a name?

>>29165648

pinkie controls toon magic.

you could flatten her with an anvil, and as long as it was funny she would be fine.

>>29165633
F: E?

>>29165648
That does explain her unusual color scheme

>>29165461
even her farting is graceful

>>29165650

Counter force for balance.

>>29165658
>>29165652
if I recall correctly one of the 'official' coloring pages dubbed it as such. Closest thing we've got to a name, so why not.

>>29165643
Hey, Dash is not disturbing

>>29165648

Tubes. She uses the tubes as a high speed transport system. Doesn't matter what kind, just any in general.

>>29165653

double blind! DOUBLE BLIND!

How many of you were into fan fiction before MLP FiM came along?

>>29165715

If possible I'd like the page of that coloring book to be posted.

>>29165601
If I can actually defeat my lifelong problem of depression and get to drawing something halfway decent, I might have something for you down the road.

I can't promise anything, though.

>>29165739
If im still not into fanfiction does that count?

>>29165739
I hated the idea.

>>29165739
I wasn't. I actually abhorred it, and now here I am 57k into one myself.

God damn it. At least it's good writing practice.

>>29165653
yeah I've got nothing.

>>29165739
wasn't into it before, not into it today

>>29165739
I still don't get the appeal.

To each their own though.

>>29165739
>implying im into fanfiction even now

>>29165739
I detested it.

And then I broke and read one short pony fanfiction. And uh... And then another a week later. And it continued like that. Slippery slope.But I wouldn't read shipping.

Aaaand then I read some shipping, and uh... Well...
I don't like SHIP any ponies personally, but some of that shit's too adorable to pass up. Example: Read 'Kindness's Reward'. Just trust me on that one.

>>29165739
I wasn't. And look at me now, I'm the most famous and appreciated write in these threads.

>>29165648
It's not magic. It's science. There is an infinite number of Pinkie Pies.

>>29165672
yeah
I spoiled it for someone and feel like shit

>>29165617
might this be of use?

>>29165739

oh damn, where's that celestia >fanfiction image when i need it?

>>29165739
I was.

I liked Wall-E, Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Naruto for two separate short periods of time

>>29165816
Perfect.

http://www.livestream.com/idliketosmokeatree

this guy is drawing dinky abuse

>>29165742
I'll see what I can do. Did some research in the meantime. I fucked up the name. it's "Books and Branches".

The name was also featured in this 'customizable room' game sorta thing on the HUB website.

If you haven't read "A Pony History of the Dragon War", you are doing yourself a disservice probably.. It is objectively, empirically, and demonstrably the second best fanfiction MLP has, in my opinion

/co/mmander, are you going to synchtube tonight?

>>29165849
Whats the first, i only have time for one.

>>29165810
I've always wanted to read that fic, but I just don't have the time. I'm in the third chapter, and I like it so far.

>>29165841
dinky abuse?

>>29165849
The first being It's Dangerous Business, right?

>>29165841
why

>>29165878
>dinky has a cutie mark

this is from a fanfic, right?

>>29165841
Well then he's a horrible person.

>>29165739
I always liked it
pokemon digimon megaman all video games and cartoons

>>29165849
this post was too subjective to be considered

>>29165849
Thanks, anon.

>>29165913

abuse is better than sick fetish porn

its way hotter

>>29165869
see
>>29165882

>>29165836
link us the thread

Hey /co/mannder!?!?

you here?

>>29165925

I agree with him, i think is the best fic of the fandom.

>>29165936
True.

Though I disagree with you about the 'hot' bit. To each their own, I suppose.

>>29165905

http://www.ponychan.net/chan/oat/res/36633337.html

oh jesus, you so crazy

>>29165962
I am here
>>29165857
Yes, another half hour or so.

Fenix, what are your favorite fanfics?

>>29165739
Me! Me!

I wrote Avatar fanfiction before. Also Code Geass fanfiction.

Actually, I used to kind of do what Semi does.

>>29165980

>>29165967
there's not a cutie mark like that in the show

and she's usually portrayed as a blankflank

>>29165967
Fucking hackers

>>29165980

>>29166020
Write horrible porn stories?

...

Nawww... you're better than that, Jetfire.

Hey Jesus, did you update the fic?

>>29166048
They weren't HORRIBLE porn stories. They were short and descriptive.

/a/ doesn't have nearly the tolerance for fanfiction that /co/ does, but I managed to get by. This was during the height of CODE GEASS CODE GEASS CODE GEASS CODE GEASS CODE GEASS

>>29166014
Umm, probably right now it's Paradise, followed by The Empty Room.

I loved Slendermane by Chicken Vortex too. I really want to get into Antipodes and Fallout: Equestria, but time is short.

Faceless, if ever FacelessJr returns to the these threads and posts up some request pics, could you save them for me, plz?

Won't be here for most of tomorrow.

Thanx.

>>29166083
Link all of those please

>>29166055
You know it
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HE95vXdOoUbMyQ3_MBPoFwtuldAPjgJzj7a_dLU1M88/edit?hl=en_US

>>29165820
I got your back bro.

>>29166086

Is he drawing that young bonbonxMrs Cake pic you request?

>>29166078
Hey man, at this point you've got a free pass to write or have written anything you fuckin' want.

'Far as I'm concerned, anyway.

Welp, according to Ponychan's /int/ board, Mexico is getting McDonald's ponies on september.

I must have an Applejack.

>>29166132
So now a tripfag named Isaac is manning the marker.

We've come full circle.

>>29165739

Never got into it. Never wrote anything other than my own stuff. In fact, I was even reluctant to write fan fiction for this show of my own volition and decided to resign myself to doing requests only. I don't think I've strayed from that since. Well, maybe once or twice, but I'm not upset about it and that doesn't mean I'm going to start reading fan fiction for everything.

I don't see this as writing fan fiction anyway. It's all been a rather effective tool on improving my writing. If I hadn't started writing fan fiction for all of you I wouldn't be anywhere near where I am now as far as writing skill (even though I still think I'm severely lacking) and I wouldn't have bothered to learn so much about writing.

Once the Friendship is Magic series ends, I'll probably stop and go back to writing original works again. But I do want to thank all of you for reading my work, giving me proper critique, supporting me, and giving me the drive and motivation I needed to better myself as a writer.

>AJ
>Truck
>implying it works

>>29165601
May not be a Getter, but it runs on crystallized Getter rays...

>>29166078
>They weren't HORRIBLE porn stories.

Than don't compare yourself to RS!

>>29166135
Yes and no. It does involve Mrs. Cake and BonBon but BonBon here is an adult (I hope).

>>29166150
Time for a trip down south it seems.

>>29166156
>Once the Friendship is Magic series ends

stop trying to get into pony thread simulator

>>29166150

HNNNNNNNNNNNG, i will buy ALL the AJs and one Rarity.

>>29166156
you do realize that I am not reading that due to the fact that it is all spoiler-ed

It's their own fault for unbanning me.

>>29166141
My trouble is that my fanfiction plans tend to get incredibly ambitious. I once wrote an Avatar fanfic that was going to be a huge and expansive AU, but I never got around to finishing it.

I'm quite proud of the fact that I actually finished Dangerous Business. I think I'm going to keep my MLP fanfic ambitions somewhat constrained, at least until I see some of Season 2. That, and I've got an original story in the works now.

So I watched the first two episodes at like 3 last night, very drunk and very high, and I have to say I liked it but does it get better as it goes along? I would like to enjoy it while not under the influence next time.

>>29166180

Cool, he is suck a good artist.

>>29166098
I'm not the greatest person to ask for recommendations, but you can find all of them on Equestria Daily if you just type them into the search bar on the site.

Don't want to bog up the thread with fic urls.

>>29166210
Fun while it lasted?

>>29166197

It's all off topic personal opinions jazz anyway. I don't expect anyone to read it, but it lets me get it out rather than just sitting in my head for me to forget letter.

>>29166210
The ban sentences they hand out seem completely random.

>>29166150
I was playing TF2 with my brother, then there was some pony shitstorm and he asked what was the deal with ponies


I told him about the show, casually
I want them, but I don't want them

>>29166254
This is a extremely terrible way to moderate ANYTHING.

>>29166217

>Such

welp

>>29166215
In what way did you like the first two episodes?

Because after those two, it changes from Magical Girl to Slice Of Life. This does not mean it gets bad. If anything, it's even better, because we get wonderful character studies, with the occasional bit of adventure thrown in.

>>29166150
>mfw ill be buying a happy meal for te first time since who knows how many years

and yes i live in mexico, u all jelly

>>29166273
Those Freudian slips are killers, aren't they?

>>29166211
So I've heard. Hope it's coming along well.

But while I've got you handy, compliments again on Dangerous Business. Sat down one night around 10ish thinking about reading something before going to bed, came across DB, and was still awake at 7 that morning. Crashed and had my first proper pony dream.

Shit's fantastic, yo.

>>29166230
It puts bread on the table.

>>29166288

Wait, i have to buy the fucking happy meal? I cant just buy the toys?

>>29166288
NO U

>>29166304
>Dangerous Business

Shit, that's another I was looking at reading. Fuck, why are there so many stories to read?

I just realized me saying I feel bad might make others feel bad

I do not feel bad

>>29166210

What is this nyx thing? Some persona 3 rippoff?

>>29166262
Introduce your brother to ponies, and go with him and buy 20 happy meals with pony toys.

>>29166288
But the guy who said that on Ponychan said that they were only 4 toys.

>>29166321
I think you can buy just the toy, for 30 pesos or something.

>>29166321
You can, but then you don't get the extra happy that comes with the meal.

>>29166288
>jelly of someone living in mexico

>>29166288
They sell the toys individually from the happy meals and you can specify which ones you want.

>>29166106
OH GOD THIS IS KILLING ME
>
Twilight was using they toy science Room under Andy’s bed. It is a fucking shocker that Andy didn’t come home and notice 3 ponies and a space marine in his bedroom. He must be slow or something.


will there be more?

>>29166334

nyx is a shitty OC from a shitty fic.

>>29166330

Put that one at the top of your list.

>>29166334
A season 2 character.

>>29166288

Getting a fucking happy meal in Mexico? What the fuck are you talking about. Are you seriously implying they are actually going to give those out? You have to be lucky to find a McDonald's where they actually put toys in them in Mexico.

>>29166341
He's 12, so I don't think it's appropiate

>>29166211
why can't I ever bring myself to at least try to read your stories...

>>29166334
The daughter of Discord.

No lie.

>>29166304
I'm honored.

Incidentally, the post I made in an earlier thread about how Friendship is Magic is a good show for girls because it teaches them to dream? I confess I was infected with that spirit while writing Dangerous Business. I wanted to write a story I could read to my young cousin, who happens to be a girl. I wanted to write a girl's adventure story as full of peril and wonder as any story for boys.

That's why there's no cursing, and only a bit of blood. It has some complex ideas and concepts, but I tend to give children a lot of credit. They're smarter than adults give them credit for.

>>29165739

Not me, I thought the idea of fan fiction was absolute shit. BUT JUST LOOK AT ME NOW.

>>29166347
It's an epic, so of course! It will update soon.

>>29165739
I always liked fapfiction, I guess fanfiction is just a natural extension of that love.

>>29166395
no, she's the mother of discord

>>29166341
>>29166345

Fuck yea, 60 pesos for AJ and Rarity.

>>29166347
oh I got read this now.

>>29166384
If I could reach you, I would beat you up.
Because that picture is wrong

>>29166409
Ah, right. Mixed them up.

>>29166413
does anyone have the "NOW I CAN ACT OUT MY FANFICTION"

>>29166419

come on roogna, you don't like gilda.

everyone knows that

>>29166443
image?*

>>29166384
Well, you have a point there.

>>29166413
"Mommy, why is that grown up dude buying pony toys without his happy meal?"

>>29166341
ja si puedo comprar nomas el juguete seria mas facil, podria conseguirme luego una hamburguesa de tamaño decente...

>>29166395
>>29166409

Of some fanfiction right?

>>29166472

>>29166472
mythology

>>29166472
>>29166365

ETA ~13 minutes

Get in the fucking channel you jizzfarming shitbrigands.

>>29166472
Google it.

Post your reaction.

>>29166459
FOR PONIES BITCH

>>29166490
>My wings are so EEEEEVIL!

>>29166490
Christ Almighty, she looks EVIL. That expression paired up with the Nightmare eyes is pure Disney Evil.

Considering the topic of fanfiction here, i was wondering how anyone can consider something other than Fallout: Equestria to be the best to come from the fandom.

>>29166399
I would love to be able to create a story like that, but somehow mine got twisted into crazy "Game of Thrones" type business.

If I write something after Hoennshy, I want to write a good old-fashioned adventure, not a crossover deconstruction.

>>29166509
>>29166509
I'm too busy not reading quotes while I hear them said aloud.

>>29166525
>>29166527
Now pair her up with Maleficent.

does anyone have the comic that gT made where a fat guy teaches a little girl how to play with her ponies?

>>29166546
Quit being such a baby.

now that i think about it...
McDonald's is releasing the toys before the show even airs here?
and also, are they as ugly as Hasbro's? that may stop me from getting them...

I just took a nap and I dreamt about Lyra. I think she's trying to creep into this dimension.

>>29166569
I'm also reading Fallout equestria so suck my dick

>>29166581
>>29166546
I SAID GET IN THE FUCKING CHANNEL

>>29166575
Nah, the MD toys are some of the best looking ones.

>>29166585
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyIR598a_s

>>29166545
Someone in the EqD comments pointed out that the story reminded them of Redwall, which was a MASSIVE compliment. The Redwall books WERE my childhood. I read all of them and loved every last one, even when I noticed that they sort of told the same story over and over. I didn't care. I LOVED that same story, and all the wonderful characters that came and went over time made each retelling worthwhile.

Anyone who's read them knows that they can get pretty gory, too.

>>29166513

My mind is full of fuck, can someone please explain wtf is it with this Nyx and whatnot?

I understand Nyx from mythology, but what does it have to do with MLP? Is it some OC tier Sonic?

>>29166459

>21 old man asking for ponies.

I need a plan now.

>>29166626
Alpha up and buy them

Advise from an Omega

>>29166626
Alright, here's the plan.

You walk in and you ask for ponies and not act like a little bitch about it.

>>29166619
Delightfully so.
>>29166625
Sadly, yes.
>>29166626
This plan should work for you.

>>29166682
I like this plan. It just might work

is there a pyramid head pony? if so how is the giant blade of punishment portrayed, that thing is hard for a human to hold how would a pony do so?

>>29166274
The character studies are what hooked me. One of the first episodes I saw was The Best Night Ever, and I was amazed that not only were these actual charactets, something rare in television lately, but they were dealing with the destruction of their core motivations. It was genuine internal conflict that didn't pull punches. And I just thought, "so... I guess I love rainbows and sparkles, then."

>>29166619
I've read Redwall as well, but don't have too much recollection of it. I think I read just the first book and Mossflower, and I loved them when they came out.

For some reason I always over think what I put into my story. I was mortified when I published chapter nine because I thought people would have demanded a Grimdark tag on it because of my antagonist and nightmare sequence. I don't try to think that way, but I think I'm just hypersensitive about it. Who knows, people might think my story in total is tame.

>>29166696

>>29166681
>>29166682

And why the fuck not?

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

4 mintues till showtime

>>29166585

Too girly for Twilight, just girly enough for Dash.

>>29166580
she already has
>I didn't save that pic of Lyra and Bon Bon in real life

>>29166625

It's an unspectacular OC (a filly version of nightmare moon that isn't evil for some reason and is also Twilight's daughter?) from the poorly-written but inexplicably popular fanfic Past Sins.

So can you guys post pics of this Mcdonalds toys?

>>29166215
It gets way, way better. Take it from someone who hated this shit originally.

Anyone got that one cute picture with Applejack and Rainbow Dash?

You know the one.

>>29166738
http://toyalert.blogspot.com/2011/01/mcdonalds-tonka-garage-my-little-pony.html

>>29166774
I'm thinking this.

>>29166776

>tonka trucks
Gay as fuck

So we only get 4 of 8...

>>29166774

You might have to be a little more specific.

>>29166802
He's probably fishing for shipping pictures, but whatever.

>>29166704

>>29166776

Those MLP toys are more detailed than hasbro toys. What the fuck?

>>29166810
>tonka trucks
>gay

tonka trucks are great you don't know shit

>>29166865
It's because, even though McDonald's has shit toys, they at least get the shape right.

Real beauty comes from the inside.

>>29166865
Why do you think people went apeshit over them?

>>29166767

hey dude

fluttershy is boring

Does anyone remember the url for Happy Meal's page with ponies?

It was www.happymeal.com/ponies/?

I want to see if they use the same url for the latin page.

>>29166913

I thought it was because of the brony craze.

>>29166940
http://www.utne.com/Mind-Body/Dirty-Girls-Ministries-Evil-Female-Masturbation.aspx

This? This is the sort of person that buys My Little Pony toys for their daughters and implores them to be like Twilight Sparkle.

Enjoy being part of the center-right middle class, you fervently 'independent' bronies.

>>29166951
Corporations know our weakness, so they make money out of it.

>>29166916
better off telling him Rarity's a guy

>>29166210
wuuuut
I did that, except posted it in the Past Sins thread and got a permaban.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUnlE4cGgz0
Why the fuck hasn't Hasbro talked with the Tiny Wings devs about making a My Little Pony branded version of the game with Scootaloo in it on her scooter.
Seriously. Get on this shit.

>inb4 Hasbro hates money

>>29167052
This is why I don't go there.

>>29167041

Rarity is an adult black male.

>>29167041
Oh, the drama.

Hey guys I am home alone for the next 7 days, what do?

>>29167086
Nah, she's a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

>>29167105
Do the laundry.

>>29167105
Find new and exciting things to masturbate to.

>>29166966
that is just evil

>>29167105
Masturbate furiously to the thought of Humanized Celestia, Grinding down on you reverse-cowgirl with your fingers wrapped in her long flowing pastel-colored hair.

>>29166776
oh boy...
i NEED that Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Twilight...

hell i nedd them all

mlp general i need your help. which should i get, they both cost about the same and i can only afford one right now. i cant decide.

>>29167105
Catch up on the pony episodes. Four a day.

WHAT THE IN FLYING FUCK IS THIS
http://playpony.tumblr.com/

goddam fluttershy is a useless waste of space

>>29167166
The one on the left. Of course the one on the left.

>>29167131
I will be disappoint if Discord is not voiced by Tim Curry.

OK, not really. But I will be disappoint if no villian in this series is Tim Curry.

>>29167166
The Hot-Cakes machine.

>>29167183

sad but true

>>29167176
It's perverted stuff for perverted people. Nothing too new.

>>29167166

i hear the donut machine is super hard to get to work right. the dough is always too thick or too thin.

>>29167176
its awesome
really like the style I hope thy don't change

You have 10 seconds to identify the gayest thing in this picture.

>>29167176
... I'd call that a new bookmark.

>>29167098

>That Rarity

>>29167166
Pancakes are easy as hell to make, go for the doughnut machine.

>>29167220
The pony!

>>29167192
Well, Tim Curry is practically every villainous cartoon character or movie villain, so it would make sense. And he'd probably do it too.
...What if he talked like Nigel Thornberry. Oh god.

>>29167220
Dat gamecube

>>29167220
mac

>>29167220

mac

>>29167220
the balls that are touching

>>29167220
Dear god, what faggot braids his pony's hair? The pony definitely.

>>29166997
Corporations are more powerful than government

>>29167220

The Mac.

>>29167220
The fact that he HAS a gamecube, but only the PS2 controller is out as though it had been recently used.

>>29167270
Human Revolution with ponies is bound to be better than Fallout Equestria.

(Pegasi ponies are extensively augmented. Earth ponies aren't. Pegasi just have some crazy Icarus mods.)

>>29167220
the apple product

ENJOY YOUR COLLAPSING COMPANY NOW THAT JOBS HAS BEEN FIRED, STUPID MACFAGS!
lol jk ily

>>29167298
Are you saying this because you think F:E is bad, or because you think Deus Ex would make a better crossover?

>>29167270
>>29167298
Dammit I went to these threads to get a break on Deus Ex. I guess I'm going back in.

Also I would read the hell out of a Deus Ex Pony fanfiction

>>29167329
I meant both.

>>29167224
Yeah man we finally got some decent Rarity cosplay.

>>29167242
"I'll do THIS with my hooves. Baglaaarghaaalarghalaaargh!"

>>29167242
HEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29167358

you joking? look at those man legs

>>29167358
>those shoes

That ain't Rarity.

hey guys anyone know where i can get a rarity wig?

there's a horse statue near where i live that i would like to vandalize

>>29167348
Okay...

>>29167220
>porn desktop

Man I don't even care what you do with your freetime or what interests you have or what fucked up fandoms you are part of.

Can you GET any tackier than having porn for a wallpaper?

why are Colgate's hooves my favorite part of all the pics

what the fuck is wrong with me

>>29167387
It's better than the regular hambeasts.

But AJ still gets the best cosplay.

Berry Punch is the worst mother ever

>>29167419
Buck up, it's good in places, I just get really goddamn tired of reading weapon selections and movements IN BATTLE, OMG VATS WITH PONIES.

>>29167434
It translates to a foot fetish. It's not as bad as it could be.

>>29167442

that russian pinkie one was pretty good.

I just realized that this show literally has no black fans

>>29167442
Word up. That Rarity cosplay might as well be "Dye hair purple, have fair body, and put on a toga".

Good AJ cosplay, though? Shit, nigga. You've gotta get the plaid button up farm shirt, the cowboy boots, cowboy hat, belt buckle, jeans, probably a vest of some sort, good body, and natural long blonde hair in a ponytail.

And you know what? THERE'S A TON OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE DONE IT AND DONE IT DAMN WELL

>P.S. Rarity is my favourite pony

>>29167432
hm, well i guess you could have a gay porn wallpaper, or a furry porn wallpaper
>open spoiler image

oh hell...

>>29167481
Black people have more self respect.

>>29166916
hey bro

there is nothing of consequence in my spoiler text

>>29167481
Oh, they're there. You just can't see them since most of them are in night threads.
...Yeah, okay, that was bad.

>>29167449

I dont see how she is a bad influence.

>>29167457
Haha, that's a lot of the stuff I like about it.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and looked out the window and Fluttershy was having explosive diarrhea on your lawn?

>>29167507

>>29167481
You're wrong.

Sometimes, the black fans on the meetups are the best looking ones.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and looked out the window and Fluttershy was having explosive diarrhea on your front lawn?

>>29167481
I know one

>>29167449

I like this.

>>29167559
duck the shit shrapnel

the shitpnel

is this guy a brony or does he think the word bronies means something else, i cant tell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8v7rp2KcReA#t=109s

>>29167559
I don't have a lawn, so nothing.

what

>>29167449

BUENO!

>>29167559
Beat fluttershy until she's knocked out then use her limp body to clean up the mess.

>>29167624
Your front porch then

>>29167588
I ADMIT IT I ONLY SAID THAT AS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TO GET BLACK PEOPLE TO SPEAK UP BECAUSE I LIKE BLACK LADIES

>>29167649
I don't have one of those either...

>>29167449
I wish she were my mom.

>>29167298
I didn't read F:E and I probably wouldn't read a HR crossover either. The game is full of ethical decisions that are best left to the discretion of each player, down to the ending where you need to decide whether mankind needs to be told what to do or to let it work it out for itself, and whether you agree with the ramifications of either. Reading a shootoff where none of the philosophical content presented to you challenges you to think but instead you are presented with the author's views alone would probably leave me sour.

>>29167627
Beards are magic.

>>29167649
I don't have a porch either.

done.

also ponys have giant pumpkins to ride on!

>>29167675

i got a lap dance from a black stripper last night

you jelly?

is this guy black

>>29167627

>>29167687
your fucking face then!

>That ask Pinkamina update

>>29167697
Why would I be? It's not like you got to see her naked

>>29167700
He's Halfrican

>>29167700
blaxican at best

>>29167682
Wasn't that the first game? With Helios and all that?
Or are they rehashing that in Human Revolution?

>>29167690

Wow, i love this pic.

>>29167729
>implying the next update won't be a picture of Fluttershy's smiling face, and then a pan back out to how it's actually her head mounted on the wall with Pinkie reading a book on a chare in the foreground.

>>29167700
I dunno, but i have the same haircut as that guy with the squared shirt.

>>29167481
>>29167481
Black anon here. Confirmed for being an anonymous poster on the internet.

>>29167730

Of course I did

>>29167752
>Blaxican at best

How is being both black and Mexican "best"

>>29167358

Oh lawd.

So would it be considered a dick move to get revenge on my brother by sneaking onto his computer while he's at work, looking at all the websites he frequents, then connecting to the home network using my computer and getting myself IP banned from all of them?

I ate my apple and grapes. Soon I will be a pony.

>>29167700
is that CWC in the back?

>>29167756
Yes but that's always been the case in Deus Ex (if you count Invisible War)

>>29167822
Very much so.

>>29167788
Why didn't you include that in the original post, then? You're really bad at making people jelly

>>29167822
Yes. You should instead replace all his porn with pony pictures.

>>29167822
Yes

>>29167779
I bet half the fans are black

half of us are black

but how many of us are shitposters?

>>29167690
Glorious Cloudkicker.

>>29167700
Is that you Roogna in the fedora?

>>29167685
sure

>>29167835
What if I drink apple cider and wine?

Will it happen faster?

WILL IT HAPPEN FASTER?

>>29167779
HOW DO I HOOK UP WITH A NEGRO LADY

TEACH ME YOU'RE TRICK'S

>>29167850

I really am.

>>29167865
half of me isn't black

half of me is irish

>>29167700
>There will never be a pony meetup with no fedoras

>>29167872
No, that guys beard is smaller, he has red hair, and he looks like a nerd.

>>29167690
should fix it later too it needs a few other touches but for now, house kicker

>>29167878

What was Fluttershy going to say?

>>29167936
and he doesnt know how to dress.
Ripped up jeans? really?

>>29167881
DON'T TRY IT! IT HASN'T BEEN TESTED! THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN!

>>29167627
why does twilight look so damn good with a beard? I don't mean sexy exactly, but that's like the kind of beard you can lead armies with.

>>29167888
Lol idunno. This doesn't sound like talking about pony though.

>>29167946
she was
a distaction

>>29167700

from left to right

>fat, autist, downs, black, hipster trash, autist

seems about right

>>29167963
FUCK YOU ITS WORTH THE RISK

SEE YOU NIGGERS IN EQUESTRIA IM DOING THIS SHIT

>>29167978

>>29167888
Listen to pop radio and act retarded.

i have never seen titties in real life and there are no strip clubs in my town, what do I do?

"reorganize your pony folder," I said
"how hard could it be?" I said

someone please kill me

>>29167888
be black

>>29167888
Hang out outside the unemployment office with a bucket of chicken. You'll catch one.

So guys, which ask Berry Punch tumblr is better, the one with hyphens in the URL or the one with the typo in the URL?

>>29167978

she read up on beard styles.

>>29167888
Listen to pop radio and act like a retarded attention whore.

>>29168004
1/6th of us are totally black

which pony you want to hook up with

i think i am starting to hate bronies more than furries

>>29168026
Sorry, this is a crucible all must go through.

>>29168005
>Anonymous was never heard from again...

Help us season 2 of poni, you're our only hope.

>>29168047

The sexy one.

What the fuck is this.

Roleplaying adventure time for furries?

Pinkamina gives no fucks.

>>29168047

The one that we constantly wank off to.

>>29168026
I got half way through doing this once, then my hdd crashed, I almost cried.

>>29168107

But they're both sexy

>>29168085

i hate them both equally

>>29168108
It's awful.

But to be fair it's no worse in concept than any other 'ask' tumblr.

>>29167700
over half of the people there are wearng jean shorts what the fuck

>>29168108
>Diamond Dog
>A furry roleplaying with his sparkledog

>>29168108

Fucking furfag.

Cleverbot just said Princess Luna is best pony. It's official.

We still in this thread?...
There hasn't been a post in like a minute...

I RAGED SO HARD

>This is Quick Gaze, another OC pegasus of mine doodled after Chaos Storm ( [link] ).
>Quick Gaze is basically like an aerial director in the air, directing traffic. She is a proficient organizer and it's rare for her to be caught off guard. Bright and cheerful with a taste for thrill and adventure, she makes friends fast and easily and keeps them for a long time. her easy-going nature allows anyone to feel comfortable around her and it's hard to be tense in her presence.
>She also skilled at detecting lies when they are being told, so don't try to lie to her. She is best friends with Chaos Storm. The black stripes on her wings form lines in the air as she flies, a visual effect similar to when there are markings on a helicopter's blades.
>she has a multitude of piercings, and only wears her goggles over her eyes during a storm. She has a pet fox named Roxy xD Though how it can walk on clouds, we don't ask.

>>29168155Dude, that is EXACTLY what happened to me.
Are you me?

How do I became a pony everyone?

>>29168108
did you see the fuckin tumblr
http://ask-a-diamond-dog.tumblr.com/
don't even look
too retarded

>>29168222

everything goin slow as fuck for me.

anyone else havin trouble?

>>29168220
Yay

>>29168222
Lemme check

>>29168197
We hate jean shorts now too? I thought we just hated cargo shorts?

>>29168108

Take a look at his tumblr
http://ask-a-diamond-dog.tumblr.com/

It doesn't even look like a diamond dog, just a furry anime wolf thing

>>29168220

Cleverbot is just kidding itself.

Everyone knows who the REAL best pony is.

>>29168275
It's a bit slow on my end. Even for a Sunday.

>>29168222
4chan is fucking up on my end.

>>29168175
>>29168085

As there are Bronies and Ponyfags, is there a tolerable kind of furry?

brony : ponyfag :: furry : ?

>>29168293
>>29168266
What in gods name

>>29168250
hey

are you hating F: E yet?

>>29168299
Snails?

Hi errypony.

>>29168237
You know, the first half of that isn't bad. Air traffic controller, easy going etc. Then it goes downhill rather rapidly.

>>29168299
Picture is very related.

>>29168299

>>29168328
sci-fi aficionados

>>29168266

I swear to god it's a troll.

>>29168328

brony : ponyfan :: furry : someone who jerks off to furry porn but doesn't care about the "furry fandom"