Are you people fucking fags that the world would be better off without?

Cancer.

No, next question

IT BEGINS

Nope.

You idiot.
The elements of discord will be the opposite to the elements of harmony.
Expect a gang of evil ponies to fight Twilight and her gang.
Derpy will be on the evil side

>>29130260
>On a board devoted to cartoons
>Call someone a cancer for liking a specific cartoon.
Stay Classy

>>29130309
Is there going to be an "Elements of Discord"?

I thought that the The creators said that discord was just one thing

No, Nightmare Moon just chose to possess Luna. Totally different person from Discord.

>>29130329
Least I'm not a furry pedophile.

I thought we were in consensus of prohibition in choosing Mitos' threads?

You don't touch Twilight's books.

>>29130336
Like creators know shit.

I need all of the Applejack pictures

all of them

>>29130371
~yay~

>>29130361
>implying all of us are furry pedophiles.

No, that's just Faceless

>>29130371

>>29130371

>>29130382
The only one I have.

>>29130371

Saved hard.

>>29130382
I think you already have that covered.
Here, have a picture of a pony people actually care about.

>>29130361
Furry I guess, but I don't find the foals attractive at all

Dis/co/rd thread?

>>29130371

Does anyone even borrow books from her library? DOES SHE HAVE ANYTHING BY H.P LOVECRAFT?

>>29130364
>I thought

Yah, that's were you were wrong.

Usually the things you think up aren't true.

>>29130415
Why would you put feathers on Gummy?

>>29130382
Applejack pictures, eh? I believe I have just what the doctor ordered!

> mfw my little sister curls up on my lap while we watch MLP FiM together.

Anyone else likes to view MLP with their siblings?

>>29130413
>>29130415

what is wrong with you people

>>29130429
The CMC did in Show Stoppers.

>>29130371
Nothing against your request Pacce, but I'm a fan of a simple "No."
In allcaps.
And bold.

Applejack thread

>>29130371
Fukken saved

Can i haz request, Tess?

>>29130382
Okay

>>29130243
How about malice?

>>29130382
You can have this.

>>29130450
Considering my brother is 12 years younger than me and my sister is 2 years older: No.

>>29130436
Why you got to insult orang background chicken like that?
He is not a Gummy.

>>29130463
Wouldn't malice be apart of Discord?

>>29130450
No, I fucking hate children

>>29130446
Excuse my ship, it just sort of...fell out.

I know this has een discussed before, but how much interest would there be in doing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIQG2OEiUQQ
this, with a pony song?

>>29130480
Discord is chaos. Malice is hatred.

My Little Angry Birds, anyone? Or... Angry Griffons?

>>29130450

Both of my sisters are older than me.

I guess my best friend is the alternative.

>>29130451
I think its called having taste.

>>29130450
I do.
He's pretty casual about the pony thing so we don't talk much about it, but we don't hang out a lot so I like it anyway.

>>29130497

No.

>>29130500
Discord also means lack of harmony.
Hatred is a product of this.

>>29130482
Only reason i hate children is when they for example start to cry on Mcdonalds because they cant get an extra cheeseburger. However most nice kids who is well behaved goes unnnoticed.

>>29130462
Whatcha got?

>>29130441
I NEED AN ANSWER GUYS

>>29130518

>>29130497
Man, I have a shit voice, but if I'd ever gone on /v/, and if I'd been there for that, I would have done it. Fuck, that game was so much of my childhood. Love that song.
Anyway, dude, there are only, like, fifteen individual different people in here with any regularity, apparently, I don't know if we have the numbers?

>>29130486

oh no

my ship fell out as well

how unfortunate

>>29130535

>That feel when they start following you around because they have nothing else to do

>>29130454
>>29130454
I can never forgive you now.
Actually, simple joke works better.

>>29130548
We have plenty, just looks like noone cares.
Maybe I'll ask later, I dont want to upset the applejack fans' apple cart.

so silly pony

i think applejack secretly practices her manehattan accent when she thinks nobody's around

>>29130545

Your breath stinks or you lack social skills

>>29130550
You shippers are ruining the fandom.
The only cannon relationship is Spike and Pony Joe.
Get over yourselves.

>>29130574

We were doing so well.

The rest of you, I'm proud of you for ignoring him.

>>29130545
U look like marshmellows
U look like gluesticks

>>29130550
we've got to keep better control of our ships dude
this is just embarrassing
i think that's all the twijack that exists though so we should be cool

>>29130550
well now the whole god damn port is falling down

>>29130503
She's so mad.

Best pony.

>>29130545
They don't hate you.
They're just shy.
You should be a man and confess your love as loud as you can.

Hello ladies and gentlemen!
Spike vs Dojo.
who wins?

>>29130581
>implying Gummy x Celestia wasn't strongly implied

AppleJack is prettiest pony

>>29130601
>>29130588

Please stop replying to him, and just report his post.

>>29130564
> Got two little brothers who is 13 and 8.
> Constantly sit in my room watching me play games.

ffs gtfo

>>29130533
Here's the definitions to both.

>http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/malice

>http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/discord

Well, I just dumped that weird 'Saga of the Metapony' comic in a why thread on /v/ if anybody is interested.
>>>/v/108195122

>>29130594
You miscolored your picture of Rarity.

>>29130584

>>29130543

For the AJ thread, what about Applejack and OPPP discussing about what's best, Jack Daniels or Wine?

Or anything with AJ, or OPPP, your choice.


I'll pay you with Applejacks.

>This thread

>>29130589

>>29130601

>I LOVE YOU WILL YOU DATE ME SO I CAN FUCK YOU HARD IN THE VAGINA, WE CAN WATCH PONIES TOGETHER, I'LL PRETEND TO BE FLUTTERSHY IF YOU PRETEND TO BE RAINBOW DASH.

Things we ship with Twilight Sparkle.

>>29130535
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0u1COJ_cFQ&feature=related

>>29130591

whoop

there went another one

Alright /co/, serious time.

I'm the guy who's drawing all the Dis/co/rd stuff. I love what we've done here.

But I see the Elements of Discord discusion, and wonder:

Do you guys want to see that? If so, what would they be?

Because I might draw it.

Taking any and all ideas, and thanks to our General system, I can look those up anytime.

Also try ideas other than "oh, they be ponies" - because drawing six ponies would technically go against the Discord theme: each of his seperate entites would be radically different, possibly applying in species, but make up the whole.

One of my current ideas for on Discord Element involves that one species of Lizard that can run over water. I think it's frilled. Might need to go look into it. I just like the idea of a Lizard running on water after, say, Steven Magnet pulling a boatload of Ponies.

>>29130609
For you.

>>29130640
What is... Glenn Beck?

>>29130640
hay and feed so she can be comfortable and survive the trip.

>>29130622

>>29130630
Does >>29130680 count, or am I being lazy?

>>29130603
Ah, Pant, there you are!
Alright, dude, I've decided to split this request up into chapters. The first chapter is done, registering at a whopping 10,000 words, haha! I'm going to chuck this on the backburner for now while I work on the shorter, simpler requests, so here, have a link:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tUAnimwV6Q1V-qUc6_PyO3bkVUkqF37eTPazmzsiqDw/edit?hl=en_GB
Hasn't gotten too far, but there'll be definite action in the next chapter, so look forward to it!

>>29130630

I will help you pay.

>>29130640
Her books?

>>29130589
that sounds like a pre- oh god damnit there goes my ship

>>29130713

Mmmm what about AJ and Applebloom destroying the fucking pears.

>>29130640

what are ALL the ponies?

BEST SHIP

>>29130729
...
...
...
i'll allow it

>>29130727
Not only do we ship her with every single primary character, we also ship her with inanimate objects.

Even Dash didn't have it this bad.

I suddenly have sexual feelings for applejack

/co/, please stop fucking with my head

>>29130721
Terse, did you get around to writing the episode-style beach fic? Just wondering in case I missed it or something.

>>29130790

we need to go deeper.

we need to ship her with herself

One time long ago Applejack met a rather dandy looking pegasus who was looking for a joyride. Applejack being the joyride got pregnant by the unknown pegasus who refused to raise the child with her when she birthed it. In Applejacks anger she tossed the newborn child into the dumpster and left it there.

>>29130640
elderich abominations

>>29130804
It's been done Anon.

>>29130713
I dunno, if you don't want to do it, it's fine.

What about Applejack running with applebloom?

>>29130798

ya don't say

>>29130804
Sounds like a plan.

>>29130798

aw shucks

>>29130816
Suddenly, Pinkie-Twi is fucking awesome

>>29130799
Actually working on it at the moment, around 3000 words so far. That's going to end up being a fuckhuge one too, so I'm going to write it over the next couple of days. Just sort of rotate them and get as many done as I can over the next week. Sorry, anon, I'm terrible at quickfics, haha!

>>29130831
That smug, knowing look.

Dubs decides who I humanize next.

Which pun is a bigger groaner, manehattan or fillydelphia?

>>29130831
Come here little pony, lets have some fun in the back of the barn.

>>29130853
Angel, smoking pot with Gummie.

>>29130804
She's been shipped with her human version and her male counterpart.

>>29130853

OPPP

>>29130853

Winona

>>29130665
damnit guys you're bringing everything down

>>29130819
>>29130835
Tadaa!

>>29130853

Steven Magnet

>>29130859
applejack only
no shipping
final destination

>>29130835
Isn't there a whole series of these?

>>29130853
seconding berry punch

>>29130849
Alrighty, I'm looking forward to it either way.

>>29130853

The Parasprites

>>29130898

keep it Applejack-related

>>29130869
She just works in every situation.

>>29130853

Spitfire

>>29130830
I admit I'm a touch tired so it'd probably turn out crappy.
>>29130853
Mooriel!

Whose semen tastes better?

>>29130853
One of Fluttershy's birds

>>29130919

out of solo applejack

fuck i'm dropping all these ships

>>29130909
Not the whole set, Glitter Glue got frustrated with it when he tried AJ.

>>29130933
FUCK. This might take a while. Which bird?

>>29130933

>>29130911
Thanks, thanks, anon! I feel like I'm letting people down, writing these great big chunky things, so hearing that always gets my spirits up!

>>29130943

Hummingway

AJxBig Mac

>>29130943
Well one of the episode 1 ones, but which one of the bunch, that's up to you.

>>29130955

second.

>>29130640
She's tsundere for pinkie sense

AJ sucks.

>>29130955
DUBS SPEAK AGAIN

Seriously though, if Hummingway wasn't the first thing to enter your mind...well...I've got words for you, let me tell you.

>>29130955
>>29130959
Refrences? I can't be fucked to dig through my massive pony folder.

GUYS! I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM.

I dreamt about having sex with Big macintosh and riding him bareback. And in the end i called him my Suger Snugglestallion.

Does anyone else have weird dreams like this?

>>29130970

then you can sit in the corner and wait for the next thread

it's Applejack time

>>29130981
Here's Hummingway, not sure s/he's been in ep1 but others want to see Hummingway so it's fine with me.
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/File:Hummingway_sings.png

FACT: Fall Weather Friends confirms that Applejack is a worse athlete than Rainbow Dash.

>>29130919
my rarijack is sliding into the ocean!

>>29130975

I wish people would fucking cut this shit out.

God.

How do you get to be an artist without picking up a fucking shred of taste and/or design sense?

>>29131005

nope it doesnt

>>29130952
god fucking damn it i'm running out of pony applejack
i can't be running out, i don't want to post human applejack
what am i, a one-trick pony

>>29130987
Yeah man I keep getting the shit beat out of me by Twilight.

>>29130975
I absolutely hate art like this.

>>29130987

So were you male or female in the dream? This is importat.

>>29130987
Nope. Just you.

>>29130987
Well, there was that one time, with pinkie pie, but I'd rather not talk about it

>>29131021

fear not, tripfag

anon is here

>>29131008
What that, more furry? Well, if you insist.

>>29131008
>How do you get to be an artist without picking up a fucking shred of taste and/or design sense?
If ten minutes on the internet is any indication, fairly easily.

>>29131008
I don't know, how do you get into the dressmaking business without any sense of style or talent?

>>29130970

...And I'm out of Applejack.

>>29131028

Sorry man, can't hear yah. Busy.

"Heehee! You know... the best part of the cake is the frosting."

>>29130987
sometimes when i sleep i dream about flying with Rainbow Dash. After a hot sweaty day of flying we go to her house and we start eating fruitloops together.

So are we actually going to discuss Applejack, or what?

I like Applejack because she

Wasn't there a fanfic a while ago with a title that had something to do with the word "discord?"

>>29131050
Have a gif!

>>29131055

I wasn't referring to the furry.

I was referring to using Pinkamina as a separate character/gothic bitch/psycho/anything other than just Pinkie being sad.

And the shitty mallgoth clothing design.

But yeah anthro shit is retarded too.

>>29131055
Its like they've never seen a pony's leg before.
Or a human body.

http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/jwg3u/stay_tuned_jayson_thiessens_ama_coming_tonight/

Well, /r/mylittlepony might be full of ponychan fags, but at least THEY'RE getting an "ask me anything" (for people unfamiliar: People ask questions in comments to the post-maker, and then he replies; an interview for the masses).

Time to think of the question to I should ask.

>>29131050
anon you are my knight in shining text
please continue saving the day

>>29131055
>consecuences
Come again?

Does this count as AJxRarity shipping?

>>29131119

That gif made me think my screen was dirty.

>>29131117
A few. Discord's the natural opposite of harmony.

(technically dissonance would be closer to an exact opposite, but it doesn't really work as a villain name)

>>29131125
Welcome to the world of anthro.

>>29131125
>knowing what a human looks like
>in 2011

>>29131142
0r0 doesn't speak English natively, his spelling and grammar suffers for it.

>>29130987

Did he fuck you or did you fuck him?

>>29131144

>>29131106
I think I've had some dreams about ponies, but I don't remember any details. I just remember feeling very contented.

>>29131171

Neither does Faceless, and his English is better than 99% of the people in these threads.

>>29131129

Nothing because you will be completely overshadowed by a giant wave of furries and ponychanners.

Seriously don't go to reddit, it's not worth it.

>>29131137

all in a day's work

>>29130931

I'd eat Braeburn's pretty asshole while giving him a reach-around

Was Hummingway a male? I don't care, I drew her as a sweet old lady.

>>29131160
I find it hilarious how anthro drawers have one body design for wolf and then change the feet, ears and tail in an attempt to fit whatever they are trying to draw.

>>29131210

uh, I mean

all in a day's work!

>>29131155
once when i was young and i was swimming in the sea i called upon the seaponies

i nearly drowned

my life was a lie

>>29131230

This is the worst piece of art in the history of mankind.

>>29131247

SHOO BE DOO

SHOO SHOO BE DOO

>>29131251

That's not very nice.

>>29131230
You get a gold star.

And some weed.

>>29131251
But it's still a piece of art!

>>29131233
Most anthro starts out as an entirely human sketch, then they add tails, wings, muzzle, claws, whatever.

>>29131230
What a wasted opportunity

>>29131215
holy shit

a yoorporick picture without that hideous dreamworks smile

>>29131230

yer art is so smexie.

Dubs decides AGAIN what I humanize.

>>29131303

princess celestia's butt

>>29131303
one of fluttershy's birds

>>29131303
Parasprites.

>>29131233
I've seen some attempts at proper heads, but often there's some part of the anatomy that they missed, and it throws off the whole image. Or it's just creepy.

>>29131322
well then

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on hiatus.

>>29131303
Mooriel!

>>29131322
This should be interesting.

>>29131303
Madame le fleur?

>>29131322
Oooo, this'll be interesting.

>>29131313
dat ass.

Saved to my fap folder.

>>29131155
This has to be in Season 2 somehow.

>>29131313
I don't know how to feel about this....

Either it's cute, or it's a serious WHY BONER!

>>29131313

>The apples are sentient beings

Imagine the screams.

>>29131283
then why do they always have digitigrade legs?

>>29131369
There was a Tales from the Darkside episode about that.

Ended up with the lady sewing her lips shut.

>>29131334
Meanwhile I'm sitting on a dildo almost two feet long.

Feels good man.

>ITT: Sadistic examples of "human beings" who call themselves "bronies" to attract more faggotry into today's internet standards. The AGE REQUIREMENT to become a "brony" is 12-16 years old. "Love and Tolerance" does not exist when watching/loving a little girl's cartoon show. Seriously, what the fuck are you thinking when you DO watch a little girl's cartoon show such as this one? Ponies should be redirected to >>>/b/. As a GENERAL REMINDER: If you ARE above the age of 16 and you LOVE a little girl's cartoon show such as this one, then you need to eliminate yourself from IRL living standards AND on the internet in general. Fuck off, ponycancerfaggots and take a good look at what Lauren Frost is doing to today's internet.

>>29131188
Personal aptitude. To generalize is to acknowledge ones own idiocy.

>>29131378
They just bend the legs and move the ankles up.

>>29131398

damn nigga

>>29129897
>That's not my personal fanon
It's not exactly my personal fanon either, it's just something that I just came up with on the fly.

>Care to expound?
Hmm....
There is two permanatly juxtaposed beings who create beings like Celestia and Luna in the galaxy that Equestria's Solar System resids in..
Either this pair is the only one in thte universe, or there is one pair to each galaxy.

If there is a pair per galaxy, than there are other, more vast beings in MLP. Perhaps each galaxy has it's own flavor of life.

This is about how much I can come up with right now. I'm pretty tired.

>>29131334

Anyone else have the worry that the End of Arc flash for Homestuck will come out the same day as the season premiere of My Little Pony? Both of the generals are going to go insane on those respective days and it will be a riot if it's both on the same day.

At least there's no chance for the Rule 63 episode of Adventure Time or the premiere of Avatar to appear on September 17th. Adventure Time premieres only happen on Mondays and Legend of Korra is suppose to start around November.

>>29131400
Who cares about lauren faust.

Fucking bandwagoning hipster faggot.

>>29131313
i would have saved this if the tree and the apples didnt have fucking weaboos faces

So I saw that new pic from Faceless Jr.
I thought it was cute and awesome.
Then I saw the dragon cock.

Have this Gilda face I cropped from it.

>>29131400
And here we see the exact reason the MLP fandom flourishes, because it's a "troll people free" card

>>29131441
I think everything new should debut on Sept. 17.

>>29131400

As opposed to watching or liking other cartoons made for children?

I mean, I think the fandom has gotten way out of hand, but that's not exactly the best reason to use, and on this board, even.

crap

now I'm out of Applejack too

>>29131433
AKA they are drawing a wolf with hooves and a pony tail.

>>29131400
See >>29130329

>>29131444
Obviously, you do.
The amount of irony in your statement is at a high level.

>>29131475
Yeah, 0r0 sucks at equines.

>>29131473
I think I've got a few. Might round out the thread with them.

So will Applejack get her own episode next season?

>>29131400

>Lauren Frost

Dohohoho

>>29131504
And then I post with the wrong name.

>>29131471

My friend's band scheduled a show for Sept. 17th.

I laughed and told them no way.

>>29131517
Yes.
It will be about Apples and heavily feature Rainbow Dash and Pinkie.

>>29131504
>mfw i was trying to upload this EXACT same pic a few seconds ago but the system detected a duplicate

HUMAN PARASPRITE

>>29131494
Something I thought was... well kinda funny: her fingers have hooves at the end.
What's up with that?

>>29131550

Oh god

>>29131550
oh god

>>29131540
are you going to play in the morning??

>>29131441
Very unlikely. We will have an ETA on the flash the 5th, and several weeks of nothing but waiting afterwards.

>>29131545
Ah'm a wizard.

>>29131517

Yes she will. And it will probably make her look like an inferior pony again.

>>29131558
whut?
Damnit, 0r0 that negates the point of having fingertips!

>>29131565
>>29131570
ohgodmind

>>29131558
They sometimes add Frogs (the hard shit at the end of the horse's foot) to the fingertips because they can decide between hands or hooves.

>>29131550
I regret my decision to ask for that.

>>29131486

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2krXq8fw90

>>29131594
Nah.

boop

>>29130721
LOVE IT!
L.O.V.E.
LOVE!
you are truly a great author.
and I can't wait for more!

>>29131638

does it shoot the fire of a thousand suns out of the exhaust pipes?

>>29131638
Neat.

>>29131638

Oh god.

Is this a Thing?

Like, a real Thing?

I'm cumming everywhere.

>>29131638
How many characters are you planning to have?

>>29131621
(oh that's what that hard stuff is)
That's a pretty bad copout. She's still got hands. It's just the fingernails covering her fingers (more or less).

i'm hungry

wat eat

>>29131698

Dude it's 0r0.

He's not smart.

>>29131673
hell yeah it is

finally done reunwrapping the goddamn roads

>>29131690
just mane 6 for now. The person doing concepts was bored and did a few more

>>29131703
lick pony until you have aquired enough food from pony's surface

>>29131703
How about an apple?

NEW THREAD
>>29131710
>>29131710
>>29131710
>>29131710
>>29131710
>>29131710

Why do people keep saying shoo be doo?

>>29131630
> she lost to Rainbow Dash
> she needs help from the ponies to harvest apples
> she drags a tree inside Twilights tree
> rascist towards Zecora


No wonder shes the bottom of the fanbase favourite pony. Everything she does is a failure

>>29131719
>just mane 6 for now
damn that Celestia looked sweet

>>29131719

hoppip, if you get that thing out there and it works, i will love you so hard.

are other people working on it besides you?

Mito. We don't put up the new threads until we hit BOTH limits and the thread has had time to drop form the front page. It's a rule.

>>29131745

dohohoho

you're in for a treat

>>29131698
Yeah, his pony anthro is pretty terrible.

I think that hands and feet work just fine as opposed to all the dumb shit furries keep doing to try and make them more horselike.

>>29131708
Oh right. Gotcha.

>>29131719

YOU SHOULD ADD MORE PONIES

LIKE NYX

No but really Celestia would be fucking sweet.

Do ponies like waffles?

>>29131749
>Dash cheated
>She's a woman, so physically less capable than Big Mac.
>That was an accident.
>And you've got me on the xenophobia, but so was everyone else.

>>29131828

dash cheated, but dash won the arm wrestle fair and square.

AJ is weaker than RD

>>29131874
Pegasi can totally lift objects they shouldn't be able to, Dash wouldn't think twice about leveraging that to cheat.

>>29131874
I really don't see how that's physically possible. Earth ponies were meant to move earth, Pegasi were meant to move clouds. I don't see how their birdbones would hold up to the stress. But that's cartoons for you.

>>29131874
Aj's upperbody strength is worse than Dash's, but AJ has better lower body strength.

>>29131920

yeah same, i dont think it works at all either.

Shipping Twilight with inanimate objects?

>>29130721
Would any drawfriends be willing to draw art of this fic?

>>29131963
Yes.

I'm sad and alone
requestin sad and alone ponys (Pinkie would be nice)

>>29132771
image limit