Because Celestia hunts sleeping pegasi at night.

Who says they don't?

>>29122846
again?

>MLP episode
>Twilight is practicing magic and accidentally sent herself to the future.
>Equestria is destroyed.
>Ponyville and Canterlot are in ruins.
>Applejack is now an old women and still working in her farm, despite that this whole land is just a wasteland.
>She sees Twilight
>Suddenly she gets mad at her how she left them and that a certain villain destroyed Equestria
>even Celestia and Luna vanished
>Twilight runs off while crying, scenery shows a huge skeleton dragon, and the destroyed Ponyville.
>suddenly someone appears before her
>it's Discord
>laughing at her how he ruined everyone
>his face when

>AND THEN TWILIGHT USES HER MAGIC AGAIN AND IS SENT BACK TO THE CURRENT TIMELINE AND SHE IS SEEN DANCING WITH HER FRIENDS

>no morale for this story

Powerpuff Girl episode.

I think they need to be awake to fly

>>29122846
because then they might crash into something and die, also clouds are really comfy

>>29122846

They will crash with things?

Their flight magic only works when they're awake.

>>29122881
No morale? Sounds like those ponies need a party to boost their spirits!

>>29122879
>>29122885
>>29122886
But dolphins are as natural at swimming as pegasi are supposed to be at flying, and their brains let them sleep and swim at the same time if they need to

>>29122879
I think he means "Remind me again why pegasi don't just sleep while they fly.".

>>29122919
isn't that sharks?

Would you ride in a car with someone asleep at the wheel?

>>29122925
Dont you be postin' Trixie's in my gummy thread!

>>29122949
Them too, but a dolphin's brain will shut half of itself down to sleep and when it wakes up, the other half will go to sleep

>>29122956
Well I probably wouldn't drive the car anywhere because quite frankly driving over someone sleeping on one of the tires would just be douchetastic.

Why don't unicorns just sleep while they magic

>>29122881
Discord must lick pony.

>Insert Discord slowly licking possesed Luna's neck here

Because pegasi aren't dolphins.

>>29122919

Like how someone can zone out while doing monotonous things. I imagine they've adapted to the point that flying becomes second nature. Some people sleep walk?

>>29122881
We are SO deprived of content

>>29123003
That's just static routine though. It's different with interchangeable things like flight where a vastly larger attentionspan is required.

>>29123011

Ponies soon fellow stalker.

If we're getting real specific, horses don't usually sleep in a single, long block through the night. Humans are unique in that habit, and lots of people can't even do that. Horses actually just take short naps with an occasional long nap.

Dat carrot.

http://playpony.tumblr.com/post/9460419570/

>>29123011

>>29122973

so who wants a best pony thread?

Hey, everybody. Would there be any interest in a Rainbow Dash x Applejack fapfic?

>>29123025
They also sleep standing up. If they slept on their sides their rib cage would crush their internal organs.

>>29123025
Yeah, but these are My Little Ponies, who have already demonstrated that they are more like humans in various ways, including usually sleeping through the night in beds.

>>29123045
Gummy thread?

>>29123050
well, yeah

>>29123050

>asking if people like appledash

You really needed to sak?

>>29123050
No.

>>29123050
Lesbians? Again?

>>29123050
i don't understand the question.

yes would be the answer, but that would be tautology or something since it doesn't need to be said

the world will always need more appledash

how good would it feel to cum on gilda's wings

BRON13S 1S THI1S YOU???
H3H3H3H3H3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMcGX2YyS8U

>>29123078
Gummy thread.

>>29123045
Provided you mean image related, sure.

IT BEGINS

>>29123050
How about you make Dash straight for once?
Nobody ever does that. seriously.

>>29123078
We already had a dedicated thread about that overrated piece of shit.

FIVE MILLION TIMES AGAIN

>>29123106

>>29123092
well then I guess I better hurry up and finish writing the thing

>>29123018

Eh, good point. For all intensive purposes let's say this: I sometimes zone out while driving. I may swerve a little, but I'm still moving. Also, I can't sleep and drive. They probably don't sleep fly because
1. It takes too much thought process
2. It's dangerous
3. They'd end up possibly hundreds if miles away from their starting point

Hey /co/ hows it going?

>>29123118
Wats ur prabm?

>>29123109
oh shit
is that what I think it is?

>>29123116
she's too alpha to be straight

there would be a role imbalance in any straight relationship involving dash

>>29122992
>that picture
>those detailed, human-like lips
>so kissable looking...
>my own lips start to tingle from the urge to know what that kiss would feel like...

Every time I see that picture...

>>29123109
oooh, what's this?

>>29123116
I do requests. People request Dash as a lesbian. Also, straight Dash is out of character.

>>29123109
This better end in riotious tentacle sexings in all holes or more

>>29123109

>>29123129
>intensive

>>29123147
and that, sir.... makes you different.

>>29123109
Pony should pony pony.

>>29123104

Most of us don't buy the merchandise. We just obsess over the show and talk about it online.

Unlike the show, the merchandise tends not to appeal to grown men.

Now, if they made quality, on-model plushies (including background ponies and characters like Gilda and Trixie)...

>>29123147
Oh boy, another fucking shit troll.

>>29123136
Want to suck some crocodile dicks, faggot?

>>29123140
> a role imbalance

Describe and elaborate.

>>29123156
>Also, straight Dash is out of character.

>>29123163
Intents and purposes*

Fuck. I forgot. Little sleep today

>>29123118

gummy stirs feeling of jealousy and asspain?

go gummy!

>>29123156
> People request Dash as a lesbian.

Even when they don't!

>>29123156
>Also, straight Dash is out of character.

>>29123197
>jealousy and asspain for perverted psychopaths wanting to fuck ponies

Can Gummy stop these fags, or are you part of them?

>>29123104
>Written by Chris Savino
And then ten years later, he helped create the horrors of his imagination.

>>29123180
here's the part where i sound more sexist than i am!

sexual relationships generally have 2 roles - for simplicity's sake we'll call them 'giver' and 'reciever' - due to the nature of sex

dash is a giver. that's her character. she takes control and fucks -you-, not the other way around

>>29123156
All shipping is out of character.

>>29123197
FO REAL

>>29123227
I can see where you're coming from, but that doesn't mean that there aren't submissive guys.

>>29123227

I wish a pretty rainbow-haired tomboy would come over to my house and fuck me.

>>29123232

>>29123218

thou hast not experienced the carnal pleasure of pony?

i suggest a quick octavia fap

>>29123273
Or... eh.... you know.......................
................
.................
.................
a woman

>>29123257
not in ponyville

except maybe caramel, but he hasn't really been characterised much; his only real appearance was in winter wrap up when he fucked up some planting shit, but that might just be because he's better at picking apples, not planting them

i love caramel, i want him to appear in season 2

>>29123227
I would have no issue with that, that doesn't neccesarily make her gay.

She's obviously bi

>>29123273

fuck, i want to take her gloves off with my teeth and then rub her hooves all over my face

gummy

>>29123273
oh my god that fucking picture

>>29123273
>Ponies in heels

HOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29123232
>standard mammalian reproduction

the characters acting like virgin nuns is out of character

>>29123293

Why do I want to fuck Caramel and Braeburn?

I'm not gay though.

>>29123307
hey ya'll GUMMY

at this very moment teams of marshmallow scientists are working hard to create irl pastel ponies for the pony loving public.

this is how awesome?

>>29123319
We don't all like shipping.

/co/, I have a question for you:

Would you be Princess Celestia's sex slave?

>>29123322
because they're svelt, yet friendly

like 1980's tom cruise mixed with...fuck i don't know...that particularly poncey one from queer eye for the straight guy? i think his name was carson?

yeah him

>>29123322
oh thats because you are gay. You're welcome.

>>29123315
Well, the married ponies acting that way is

>>29123293
Well, here's where I take issue with that strict dynamic.

Its possible to conceive of a couple with two "givers", them building and feeding off the other's dominance.

>>29123344
fuck no svelt, that makes them sound like gymnasts

uhm...lean!

>>29123336
We all dont. You all do. Kuchow

>>29123315
I was going to make an rebuttal that they have human intelligence and are not just animals fucking everything that moves, but then I realized that's basically what humans are anyway.

>>29123319
>>29123319
>>29123319

>>29123363
that doesn't sound very healthy

they'd end up beating on eachother in bed

>>29123111

>>29123315
Lesbians don't play a part in reproduction.

>>29123109

Japan draws ponies now?

>>29123331
Gummy?

>>29123334
Are the scientists made of marshmallows or do they specialize in marshmallows? The former would imply that their research is coming along nicely

>>29123387

>>29123265

i can has shipping?

>>29123334
>doesn't know how to just dye a white pony

>>29123372
plus it's not unreasonable to assume they go through heat

>>29123377
Isn't that how we think of AppleDash?

>>29123315
Really? I must have missed the episode with all the romance in.

>>29123389
gummy.

>>29123322

I want Caramel and Braeburn to cum in my mouth at the same time so it tastes like a candy apple.

I think it's the hair. They have sexy hair. And they're both kinda feminine.

>>29123404

>>29123386
standard mammalian reproduction implies standard mammalian sexual behavior.

>>29123421
AppleDash is competetive everything, with bouts of Dash's self esteem issues bringing in adorable cuddling

>>29123414
It's very reasonable to assume that considering almost all mammals go through estrus. Only humans go through the menstrual cycle.

>>29123404
Nyx is shipped with Applebloom

>>29123429
Shippers like to twist their shows reality.... usually into the shape of a penis.

>>29123334
Wait, wait. Scientists dedicated to the study of marshmallows and other related concepts, or scientists made of marshmallows?
Anyway, I don't know if I could handle a pony, unless it was really small like that one picture of Derpy on the carpet in front of the fireplace. Otherwise it'd be too much of a hassle, keeping a sapient creature in my home.

>>29123429
I missed the episode were they were confirmed for all being asexuals.

>>29123437
Well all right then, if you say so.

>>29123443

>>29123387

tentacle rape and octoponies inc

>>29123451
>>29123025

Why are humans so weird?

>>29123446
No it doesn't

>>29123457
You wouldn't "keep" anything, they're not slaves, or pets. They'd be your friend. A roommate, not a toy. They're perfectly capable of taking care of themselves.

>>29123467

>>29123443
thankyou for this

>>29123482
of course!

pony sperm banks.

>>29123315
That they reproduce sexually doesn't necessitate that they're sexually active to be honest...nor does it mean they aren't sexually active...but it's all fanon. That's it.

Which is fine, until people get all high and mighty about how their interpretation is the RIGHT one.

>>29123469

Somebody said tentacles.

Here's a story about Luna.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=357&warning=9

>>29123457

>>29123451
Ponies are very human-like in other ways, though, it's not actually unreasonable to assume a similar non-estrus cycle, either.

The show will never deal with this in any detail.

>>29123273
>>29123306
LOL PONY THREAD SIMULATOR XDDDD

I AM ANONYMOUS, THEY WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!!!

>>29123461
I missed the episode where they intended you to start contemplating what you could stick your penis in if you were in cartoon fantasty land.

>>29123518
Yeah, it could go either way, but given that the show will never talk about either, I'm happy to go with whatever works at the time

>>29123461
gummy

saying virgin nuns is like calling those who like sex whores

I guess it's fair but come on you're better than them

>>29123455
Oooh, I could quote that.

>>29123510

sojelly.png

>>29123484
The wording of the original question seemed to imply they'd be pets, not housemates, but even then, ponies would be odd enough to be incapable of functioning in normal society the way a human would during my lifetime, I assume. And when I say "keep", I also assume they're dependants and I'm the caregiver, like a child, rather than an adult.
Am I making too many demands of the original question? It seems like it. Anyway, assuming the pony is a child when it comes to me, I will certainly be taking care of it, and therefore "keeping" it for at least a short period of time. That doesn't make it a slave or a pet, in my book, and it can still be a friend - it'd just be someone reliant on me for support.

>>29123525
that was all of them

>>29123501
We know they're young adults. Sexual activity is standard behavior among young adults.

Frankly, abstinence is rather freakish behavior. I don't know why anybody would assume that without some sort of evidence.

>>29123341
she'd be mine

>>29123510
>>29123544

>>29123525
>pinkie pie disappointed.png
>fantasty land
>tasty
Oh. That's a hell of a pun.

I like how people tend to interpret standard mammalian reproduction to "all ponies are straight and they only have sex to reproduce"

It doesn't. It just means there's no magical mirrors or rainbows crossing to form babies, just a male and a female rutting with the whole standard process. Nor does it mean that there are no other sexualities. For simplicity, reference human reproduction as it was a hundred years ago. Procreative intercourse. Yet, there were homosexual and bisexual people then as well.


goddamn overcomplicating and reading into things, honestly.

>>29123556
you make me so mad i just...gughf!!!...

>>29123510
CUTEALITY

>>29123522
Everyone should post with a tripcode. Not only would we not have to worry about the thread simulator, but the discussion and contribution would be so much better amirite? Everything is better with a tripcode right guys?

>>29123545
I assume that if they're created by scientists, rather than magically coming through a magical portal, magically, there wouldn't be that many issues with integration into society. At least, not straight away.

But yeah, I guess if it were a foal, that'd effectively be adopting a child. An adorable, marshmallow child.

>>29123557
Seriously, write whatever you want, but stop trying to pretend it's defensible within the context of the show.

>>29123508
That was pony Luna

In character the way you've been writing her the story was good

>>29123525

Then Faust shouldn't have drawn them so hot and sex.

>>29123522
>>29123306
>>29123273

>talking about pony reproduction
>talking about fucking ponies

God, you guys are even worse than Ponychan.

>>29123576
>goddamn overcomplicating and reading into things, honestly.
>gay shipper

>>29123557
You're turning into Mito.
It's a show, you're opinion isn't fact.
Go back to writing about your pony orgies and stop getting butthurt when people say the ponies don't have sex.
Opinions, opinions everywhere.

>>29123540
Forgotten what this animation is, let's find out.

>>29123592
this

>YFW in season 2 Twilight ascends god tier

>>29123576
I'm sure there are ponies with shit and piss fetish as well.

>>29123590
Of course not.

Even if everyone is Anonymous or Tripfag, I lose.

>>29123616
Okay, that was out of the blue. You dumbfounded me.

>>29123590
within 5 minutes of anonymity being stripped from 4chan, a black hole would form where the 4chan servers once lived, sucking in everything within a 100 yard radius

>>29123627
This is mine now. Thankyou

>>29123576

>mfw faceless get it

>>29123634
It's a sentient world, who knows?

>>29123609
>Worse than ponychan

>>29123625
But Mito's the one who says the ponies don't have sex.

Despite Faust confirming that the ponies do indeed have sex.

>>29123557
In some cultures, not in others.

There's no reason to assume either way other than personal bias. Again, fine, whatever, that's what fanon is all about.

Like any fanon, it only becomes a problem when people try and present their version as the 'right one'.

>>29123591
I suppose. Still, I'm trying to be realistic with my assumptions, I suppose? I can't imagine a new sapient species would have an easy time of it. At least a generation, probably ten, would have to pass before we'd be willing to accept them. I hate to make broad judgments of modern humanity and our current cultural paradigm, comparing them to the past when there is some improvement, but we barely accept different races within our own species, you know? For all our "love and tolerance" (EXCUSE THE PHRASING PLEASE), there'd be so many logistical obstacles it boggles the mind.

But fuck, what I wouldn't give for that opportunity. What I wouldn't give.

>>29123658
WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE! GO GET A DATE!
JEBUS SAVE ME!

>>29123633
>her wings are so pretty
>not small enough to carry and hug anymore

I'm indifferent.

>>29123557
They'd assume that because they're characters from a children's cartoon.

>>29123656
Haha, still denial as fuck that you guys can only talk about these subjects? I don't care if those are trolls, I love generalizing everything.

>>29123663
Nah, adults of all cultures all over the world have sex. Abstinence is a rare thing.

ok I'll give into peer pressure and check this show out. which is the best episode?

UNF! UNF! Unnnnng... p-poooOOOONIIIIIIIIES!

are you guys seriously arguing about My Little Ponies' sexual habits?

why is this fandom so fucked up

>>29123658
She confirmed sex, she didn't confirm lesbians

>>29123680

How very sad. You are trapped here against your will with a bunch of people discussing horse sex for eternity.

>>29123692
especially amongst fantasy cartoon ponies. I know. I'm a fantasy cartoon pony-ologist.

>>29123701
Trolls.

>>29123696
Party of One

>>29123701
Where have you been for the past... forever?

>>29123702
sex implies sexuality, sexuality implies homosexuality

>>29123696
Not the best, but best starting - episode 4, Applebuck Season. ep 10 - Swarm of the Century isn't bad either. But if you're willing to give it a bit more time, watch the first two episodes, then one of the above two.

>>29123692

There's a difference between abstinence and not sleeping around. You're making some very binary distinctions here.

>>29123716
If only.

>>29123696

Watch the first two episodes to start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mSYnvkycvk&feature=feedu

Hmmm... Interesting tune, a bit heavier mix than usual songs... Nice mend and shifting between the parts of it.. I can dig it.

Get a life

>>29123723
>sex implies sexuality,

Hardly. For all we know pony sex is a horrible ordeal that they undergo just to keep the species alive.

>>29123609
That's a pretty hard feat to accomplish but but if anyone could do it, it would be /co/.

i like how everyone is assuming that homosexuality is a natural thing

>>29123723
ANIMALS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT.

>>29123740
>posting on 4chan

>>29123696
Don't fucking watch it just because all these faggots are talking about it. They just have nothing better to do. You have a much more refined taste and watching this show will be a waste of your time.
At least wait and come back when you have an interest in the show itself, instead of being part of this abhorrent group.

>>29123726
Who said anything about sleeping around? I'm just talking about fucking in general. Although, yeah, staying with a single partner for an entire life is also very, very rare in modern, civilized societies.

>>29123675
Oh, yeah, it wouldn't be easy, but you wouldn't have to worry about hiding them from everybody, they could theoretically mostly take care of themselves, when they're mature

Assuming people don't try and kill them

>>29123750
Oh boy, here we go!

>>29123647
Not a problem.

>>29123750
Confirmed for equines, brah.

>>29123760
But it is canon

>>29123736
>renard
>good

>>29123769
Gummy endures all the Mad. unscathed

>>29123745
that would be a particularly cruel evolutionary process to make sex an unenjoyable activity

like that caterpillar from the simpsons that's sexually attracted to fire

>>29123745
That sort of reaction to sex could never evolve

>>29123751
Animal Homosexuality is rare but not unconfirmed. There's been several dozen spottings of male-male animal 'partners' sticking to each other for their entire lives.

>>29123760
All I'm saying is you are drawing conclusions unsupported by the show and then you seem to be getting upset when people disagree.

Maybe I'm reading you wrong, totally possible over the internet.

>>29123753
>>29123753
You know not just faggots and aspies post on 4chan anymore right?

>>29123801
>>29123792
>evolution
>of talking marshmallows

>this thread

>>29123779
by that logic, the existence of my parents means I can never sleep with more than one person

>>29123792
a lot of mammals have spined penises that lock into the female's flesh so she cant leave while they enseminate her.
EVUHLOOSHUN IS GEWD

>>29123810
He thinks his stories are canon. He needs help

>>29123751
Dolphins, penguins, swans, etc.

>>29123811
But you are a faggot and aspie, if you post as Anonymous.

Real Men post as tripfags.

>>29123766
Well, shit, you raise an interesting point. What are the chances humans will take kindly to a sapient species, capable of natural flight, magic and incredible strength, among numerous other fantastic feats? With intelligence rivalling that of humanity too? Assuming the scientists are going the whole hog, of course. If not, things would be slightly easier, but still...This is just making it worse, man! Even if they could potentially create these little marshmallow ponies that are so wonderful and adorable in the real world, the likelihood of it going well at all is so low I can't imagine anything but some massive schism among humanity being caused by it.

I know it's all a hypothetical, but it's the hypothetical questions that hit me the hardest, you know? The thought that there would almost certainly be people torturing, maiming, harming and killing ponies on top of the humans they already do is sickening.

>>29123823
...I'm guessing you're thinking about Cats, and those barbs aren't to prevent escape, they're to stimulate certain parts of the cat and basically cause her to release eggs.

>>29123781
How's this then?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYpbWP_ctuA

>>29123815
At this point, I'm surprised we aren't all experts in sexual evolution and mammalian biology

>>29123809
if it was "homosexuality" it would be across the board and female animal couple would also pair up for.... whatever they could manage.

If it is only male, amongst animals, they are just confused as fack.

>This Thread

For crying out loud

>>29123837
>Men
>Tripfags

But that's wrong you fucking retard.

>>29123826
Writing erotic fanfiction about a children's cartoon is a perfectly normal activity, well supported by most modern societies. You're the one that needs help.

>ITT: trying to compare a kid's cartoon show to real life on the subject of sex

Stay classy guys.
I can't imagine why everyone hates us so much.

How about a real topic?
Let's say... Do you think any background ponies will have more screen time, voices, bigger roles, etc, and what ponies would these be?

>this entire thread

>>29123783
Gummy simply doesn't give a fuck.

>>29123823
Yes, but females of those species all have an S&M fetish.

Otherwise they wouldn't submit to fucking.

>>29123862
shut the fuck up, aspie

>>29123843
i think he means certain insects that have literal spikes for penises which they use to stab the carapace of the female and ejaculate into the wound where the semen is absorbed via pores

i don't know enough about it to really say anything about it in this discussion

>>29123874
Nope.

Do you think Equestria has ever been in a war?

>>29123874
With any luck? Luna. I'm getting tired of a named, voiced character having a personality based solely on what we've made up.

>>29123862
Haha, get a life, faggot.

Why so beta?

ponies have weddings
this implies social stigma against unwed procreation
scootaloo is an unloved bastard

>>29123882

>>29123874
Yes, thank you

Derpy has already been confirmed I believe.

I'm sure we'll see Lyra and Bon Bon walking together more than a few times as well. I'm confident they won't go overboard with fan appeal though.

>>29123890
every society has been at war at some point. I dare you to show me one that hasn't

>>29123874
Yeah probably, I'm sure they have something planned with them. From what I've heard they gave Derpy a bigger role in season 2.

>Little bit of shipping
>REALLY YOU FAGGOTS, SHIPPING, SO GAY

>Discussion about horse sex
>Very few people complain

Really? Come on now.

>>29123890
Nope.

Do you think any background ponies will have more screen time, voices, bigger roles, etc, and what ponies would these be?

>>29123874
I'd like to think that some popular characters'll be given screen time and so on (Lyra, Octavia, Bon-Bon, the like), but I can't imagine that actually coming to pass. The only background pony I see really feasibly getting any more screen time is Derpy, though Carrot Top might too.

>>29123916
Trolls are strong on this thread.

>>29123860
there are mares that rub against other mares and do all the usual courtship stuff with them in the real world

more confused animals?

>>29123681
>image

"We're poison to Pony Parker AND Spider-Colt!"

Am I the only one who hopes the background ponies will stay in the background where they belong? I don't want references to the increasingly terrible fanon getting the way of the cartoon.

>>29123921
It often times sounds to me when people say this as though they want their own fanon about these background characters to be canon and included in the show.

>>29123924
yeah i'm probably trolling

i tend to convince myself i believe in whatever i'm arguing for, so it's hard to tell what i'm genuinely talking about and what i'm making up

my life is a wonderland

AS A NAMED PONY WITHOUT ANY REAL SCENE RELEVANCE I DEMAND MORE MOONDANCER IN SEASON TWO

YOU HEAR ME HASBRO

>>29123941
Haha, that's a far-fetched dream, though it might be nice. I apologise for my miscommunication - what I meant was, I'd love to see these characters get at least a little bit of personality in the show, an actual canon personality, you know? An acknowledgement by the producers that the fans do have particular attachments to these characters. What they do with the characters is no business of mine, you know?

>>29123921
Bon Bon's named after an old generation pony. So I can see the show confirm that name, assuming they still hold the copyright on it. I don't see that happening for original fanon names.

>>29123941
well i mean people aren't going to make shit up that they don't like, are they?

>>29123884

>>29123954
Everyone is probably trolling. You need to be fucking paranoid that someone is saying something serious.

Or you just go to a forum and then enjoy your popular faggots who can post every shit they have in mind, while you only get barely attention.

>>29123954
Holy shit, I'm not alone

1pm is too early in the morning for this shit.

>>29123936
Who says they'll be fanon?
Does no one have the brain capacity to think about that maybe the writers of the show are intelligent enough and could create a whole new identity to these background ponies that isn't based off fanon?
Nah, you're right, that sounds crazy.

>>29123963

Fuck your shit, it's all about Ditzy Doo!

>>29123936

I feel this way too.

They should stick with the main cast, introducing another one shot every so often, but if they make a single Derpy joke I swear to god.

>>29123883
dam straight

>>29123976
I didn't know that. Huh, you learn something new every day. The fanon names, sure, I'm only using those names because they're the common names people in here know these characters by. I need something to refer to them. It'll be sad to see them go, but it's a necessary sacrifice, you know?

HEY GUYS I THINK THERES A BRONY AT BLIZZARD!
THJIS BUILDING IN STARCRAFT TWO IS CALLED THE TIWLIGHT COUNCIL! HAHA, anyway back to watching MLP. WHoops, I mean MLG! I just can't get ponies out of my head!!

>>29124003
>every episode ends with Derpy crashing into the room and saying 'muffins'. All the ponies laugh as it fades out.

>>29124003
Feeling Pinkie Keen.

There is your Derpy joke.

>>29123976

The animators actually use the name Lyra when they talk about her, maybe is canon now.

>>29123993
The writers dont fuggin care about anything anyone has written on the internet ever. And if they say they have... they want you to stop emailing them.

>>29124031
2/10, because I replied.

>>29124032

>>29124033
I get the feeling sometimes that I'm the only person disappointed that Derpy suddenly became canon in that episode.

>>29124060
You're probably not, but on the same note I know I'm not the only person who was kinda happy when they did that.

>>29124035
Yeah, I bet the animators use a lot of fanon names. I bet the writers are more cautious though.

>>29124016

Yes her name coms from a Tales character.

I actually see them keeping this name,if there's not trouble with the rights,of course.

It would seem that last night in my drunken stupor I wrote AND released the latest chapter of Ponies: This Town Ain't big enough for the 2 of us. Here it is again.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HE95vXdOoUbMyQ3_MBPoFwtuldAPjgJzj7a_dLU1M88/edit?hl=en_US

>>29123902
>2011
>Calling people beta on the internet
lol what a fag

>>29124078
I kind of feel sorry for Faust. It sounded like she really liked that episode and expected it to be a huge hit.

Then everybody either hated it for the moral, or loved it for Derpy, which she had nothing to do with.

>>29124005

>>29124060
>became canon
>wasn't named
>wasn't voiced
>already existed in the canon
>became canon

Fuck daytime 4chan, fuck this thread and fuck you in particular anon.

>>29124098
lol so beta that he is denial of his butthurt

>>29124003
Same here, but I would like building up of more characters in Ponyville, and bringing BG non-fanon characters into the FG.

>>29124054
I WIN!!

>>29124035
You know a lot of the animators do you? you know the, like 8 American guys that took part in the animation? or do you know the 10,000 phillipinos who did the rest of it?

>>29124101
i didn't give a shit about the moral

but everything was built around pinkie sense which was a bullshit element to begin with and that's why i don't really like the episode

>>29124101

It was a pretty funny episode. I think if they jut hadn't used the phrase "Leap of Faith" there wouldn't have been half of the analpain about it.

sure is asspained assburgers in here today

How would you guys react to the MLP:FiM movie? I guess you wouldn't consider it canon if:

>Twilight breaking the laws of physics
>Rainbow Dash creating a time paradox
>Pinkie Pie trolling Luna on bronychan
>Spike becoming a potato
>Fluttershy having a baby
>Derpy getting epic character development

>>29124101
I loved that episode having nothing to do with either of those things

>>29124109
Dude, chill he can't help it if he doesn't have a brain.

>>29124128
At least it had good slapstick comedy, though.

>>29124101
Well, when you put in something that people can see as religious phrasing, that's the unfortunate result.

>>29124141
No, you're just not up to the current posts.
It seems pretty nice in here now.

>>29124079

Fanon names are like the OCs? I mean untouchables by the writers.

>>29124141

>>29124101
What I took away from the episode was that if you have a friend who seems to be able to break the laws of reality on a daily basis and they tell you something that's hard to believe, it's probably okay to go ahead and believe them.

>>29124109
Derpy's name became officially canonized when Faust drew her sketch and named her.

>>29124107
feels good bro

>>29124109
Well, she advanced from "animation error/joke" to "actual character within the show".

>>29124141

Time to make Nyx into burgers.

>was just listening to NPR
>trivia gameshow "wait wait, don't tell me"
>guest contestant former president Bill Clinton
>A topic that he wouldn't likely know anything about
>MLP
>What is one of Rarity's favorite pastimes?
>What does a pony receive when they learn their special talent? (the right to mate, lol)
>Who is the main antagonist from the first episode?
>3 out of 3 CORRECT
>mention Derpy Hooves in the multiple choice
>so proud

>>29124161

>>29124165
The interpretation included in this image is my personal favourite, mostly because I think it's absolutely spot on.

>>29124101
It was one of my favorites. Not only did it have Gummy, but I'm a sucker for slapstick. I couldn't give a shit about the morals, I'm not a conservative or a year old.

>>29124197

>>29124195
Nigga, that's so old, it might as well be from season 1.

>>29124195
Old news, but yeah it was pretty cool that Clinton got them all right. A lot of the time, even with things that seem retardedly obvious to people in the know, the contestants go and get 0/3 right.

U nerds still talkin about stuff that isnt gummy?

>>29124167

I think she said she will be Ditzy doo in DA or something like that.

>>29124165

Also, Twilight totally failed at science that episode.

>>29124237
Fuck you, Gummy sucks and no one cares about him but you.

>>29124191

>>29124211
I feel like that has atheism shoehorned into it a little.

>>29124170

>>29124191
That was fucking awesome.

>>29124237
That is the best Gif ever.

>>29124244
Nah. She said fans might be willing to call her that. But she then called her Derpy Hooves later.

>Gummy

LOL SO RANDUMB XD

>>29124255

best picture of gummy

because it has pinkie

id hate to be a balloon

i would live in mortal fear of gummy

cuz i know gummy could come and do whatever he want with me cuz he gummy

and thats how it is

>>29124250
SCIENCE CANNOT FAIL US!

...oh my science.

(a athiest. science is srs bizness)

>>29124254
Probably. You could potentially include any form of scepticism in there and it'd work. I guess the guy responsible for it just wanted to deal with that particular thread. It must have been hellish.

>>29124251

You shut your WHORE MOUTH when Gummi is here!

>>29123987
not if you keep posting Nyx.
You keep posting Nyx, you'll find out how alone you really are.

>>29124251
mmmmm no that doesnt sound right to me.

>>29124031

Actually there are Bronies at Blizzard.

>>29124294

I'm just saying Twilight could have done a much better job of studying Pinkie Sense. As opposed to hooking her up to a bunch of machines and getting frustrated when nothing happened right away.

looks who is into ponies now and is selling pony shirts


http://www.cad-comic.com/images/temp/cad_apocalypse.jpg

>>29123839
>The thought that there would almost certainly be people torturing, maiming, harming and killing ponies on top of the humans they already do is sickening.

want

>>29124343
We already know he's being an unoriginal jerkoff that does nothing but copypaste stuff with his $15k tablet.

>>29124341
but it cartoon. they only has 22 minutes of screentiem o.O

>Put together fic report for Seth to put in the nightly roundup
>100% accurate
>He changes one of the stats I sent him from 0 fics still awaiting feedback to 2

Why, Seth? We finally cleared all the fics that had been sent to us. Why would you do this?

>>29124341

yeah, the moral sort of had a "if you can't figure out how it works, don't bother trying to find out" implication to it, and Twilight gave up after thirty seconds.

>>29124293
Oh come now, don't tell me you don't want Gummy inside you.

>>29124343

fuck.

>>29124191
I don't know why, but I got hard reading that.

>>29124343
Series? Shut the fucker down.

>>29124293

>>29124343

so when is cad just going to fucking die.

>>29124343
Why is no one suing his ass?

>>29124167
>>29124269
RagingSemi, I love you man, but you caught the stupid.
Derpy cannot be her name. because "DERPY HOOVES" has the word "DERP" in it.

Who the fuck do you think created the word and motion "to derp"?

THESE GUYS.

They own the name.

Ditzy Doo will be the name. whether you like it or not.

>>29124405
O thats cus ur crazy

>>29124376
Why would you post this here?

>>29124371

They could have had a montage that takes place over several years as Twilight studies Pinkie Sense, eventually getting published in Equestria's top scientific journal and and winning the Neighbel Prize for her advances in 4th wall physics.

>>29124354
i can't agree
but take this image, it may serve you well later

Gummi doesn't watch MLP just for the plot.
He watches it for the plot.

>>29124343
I like how all those ponies are just recolors and hair swaps.

>>29124450
and then that episode would suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMG2l3urmi8

Has anyone seen this yet

>>29124450
Maybe she did that afterwards? Maybe you can include it in your fanon?

>>29123839

But I don't want to hurt the little ponies! I just want to keep my own little baby Derpy.

>>29124416
Ah, thanks. I was looking for that gif earlier, but I seemed to have lost it. Resaved.

>>29124434
Because he's not using any licensed characters or brand names.

You can't copyright an artistic style.

>>29124488
Ghkhk! nice.

>>29124467
> recolors and hair swaps

Ladies and gentleman? Fuckley.

I'll give him credit though, I'd half expect him to just use his human models with pony hair and colors.

>>29124467
Just like the show!

>>29124504
no problem!!
gummy

>>29124467
He could at least put some effort into stealing other people's work.

>>29124495
I'm not sure whether I'd trust you with a little pony, Gorodetsky...hmm...a dilemma indeed.

>>29124505
Fuck that capitalist bastard.

>>29124483
Twilight's voice is fine but AJ's is terrible!

>>29124442
Cause he's an attention whore and for some reason proud of his faggotry.

>>29124439
I'm not so sure about that.

>>29124450
Or she never figures it out and at the end of her life knows no more than she did before.
That happens too.
Also
>cartoon show aimed at 5 year old girls

>>29124544
Gummy?

>>29124548

Bu-but I would pet her and hug her and love her and name her George!

>>29124569
no. it is. I've used science.

>>29124582

george? like the monkey?

>>29124343
What? No abortion cutie mark?

>>29124574
gummy.

>>29124582
But she already has a name! And George is a terrible name for a female pony!
What if I let you have a Seaty Belt? Would that make you happy? Play nice and you might get something better later.

How is the general today?

>>29124343

Jesus fuck, now even Bum Tickley is in on the pony craze.
I think I'll just stop coming to these threads for now, all they do is bring me bad news.

>>29124625
the general is gummy

>>29124483

Its kinda old and all the voices are shit except spike his voice is awesome.

>>29124625
FLY YOU FOOL

>>29124574
Apparently.

>>29124625
Almost over.

>>29124547
Somebody should send him a fake cease and desist letter, and see if he either freaks out about it, or gets self-righteous.

>>29124610

HEY! That's MY job! Buckley better just back the fuck off!

>>29124623

But Sweaty Balls isn't even house trained!

>>29124645
Are there any other friendship levels? I have never seen a friendship level image besides Gilda. Are we just never not-Gilda?

>>29124646
so much gummy.

>>29124645
Got to stream bro.

>>29124638
I like Gummy so much less than I did before.
A couple more pictures, and I just might hate him.

>>29124648

What do you mean "or"?
He's always self righteous.
Always.

>>29124623

>Implying there is something better than Sweetie Belle

>>29124660
Basically.

At least during the daytime.

Night and early morning 4chan is much better.

>>29124667
For good or bad, imagelimit. Thanks for the Gummys, all.

>>29124667
hey that's cool bro.
but you can stand all the fanfic and BG character posts every day? props to you

>>29124660
There's a whole chart but I don't know when I saved it.

>>29124667
That .gif would work better if it would take sometime before the next frame hits.

>>29124657
You can house train her! If you do it well you might get your Derpy Hooves for Christmas. Wouldn't it be nice to have a Sobby Bull and a Derpy?

>>29124723
but pony is for life, not just for christmas

>>29124723

Hmm, the thought of having two ponies intrigues me.

Okay, I'll take that Surly Bolt!

>>29124693
I'm often here for night and early morning, and I suppose there is a marked difference. Still, it'd be nice to see a daytime thread that doesn't spend so much time arguing. I think we get some interesting world-building going on at times in the daytime.

>>29124713
Well, shit, no worries then. Thanks anyway.

>>29124745
>>29124777
Listen to anon, Gorodetsky. Ponies are for life! Care for them well.

My Little Ponies are not my pets. They are individuals who are capable of making their own decisions.

What I'm saying is if they expect to live in my house I expect them to pay the rent.

>>29124828
I didn't think this thread was all that bad. At least in comparison to weekday threads.

>>29124828

ponies are for more than life, man. some of those bitches live forever. like literally forever.