>Nathan

No

>>29089908
Oh jesus.

Twilight would be Mary Poppins
Dash would be Burt
The kids would be the CMC

This would be awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z3Rl6zGmRvc#!

>20% cooler

I warned you, /co/.
Have fun hearing "20% cooler" 20 times in season 2, and even more in the upcoming seasons and SHITTY CGI MOVIE

Phantom of the Opera

Sweetie Belle as Christine
Flutterguy as The Phantom

This topic sucks, stop being a raging homofaggot.

>>29089947
The marketing branch of the hub is not the same team as the show's production team.

>>29089942
I've been thinking Footloose would work really well with ponies, but I can't decide if Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie would play the part of Ren Mccormack. Pinkie Pie would work really well as "him" or the preacher's daughter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSEo6JGxQ4w
HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL NEW COMMERCIAL!

>>29089987
Not ponies, but still exciting I guess.

>>29089942

Oh god that would be awesome.

>>29089947

>Shitty CGI movie

DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT

Hey guys. Finished this last night. Reposting for the morning crowd.

Flamboyant gay Pokey Pierce meets a coercive Great and Powerful Trixie.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eN2wZYSnJfaUEJwcZQSzGDQfRP2TAZvwuwq2f4FWytM/edit?hl=en_US

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=360&warning=9

>>29089987
This is gonna be so awesome!

>Previous thread
>>29089058
>Someone needs to draw this.
>This being Discord as Tirec-Him-NMM-Darksied Hybrid

Well, you ask for it...
>FIVE THOUSAND MSPAINT YEARS LATER
Gentlemen, behold: The season 2 Villain, as imagined by /co/.

>>29090007
how are you so god damn productive

>>29089987
Holy fuck, season 2 is gonna rock if this is what they've been doing!

>>29090016
The brute force of magical friendship.

>>29090006


Can someone repost the shitty CGI movie copypasta with applejack screaming YEE-HAW that was posted yesterday?
Holy shit it had me in TEARS, in fucking tears I tell you. You don't even fucking KNOW

>>29090007
That seems like an oddly specific request.

>>29090041
Fuck, I love it when people ask for it. Give me a sec to pull it up.

>>29090041
>yesterday

haha

>>29090048
Not compared to some others.

>>29090052
>/co/'s collective face when 15 years from now there is a MLP FiM movie in the style of The Smurfs/Alvin and the Chipmunks that features a "Brony" as the male human lead.

>Brought to you by Dreamworks Studios and Twentieth Century Fox...
>This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... A little hoarse!
>CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing
>Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something
>Dash makes a terrible pun
>Music stops
>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the dreamworks face
>But can these ponies... Help their friend find true love?
>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league
>Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in

>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon
>/co/ collectively commits suicide immediately

>Starring Seth Rogen as "Lucas Allan", the brony male lead, Michael Cera as his sweet, nerdy best friend
>Directed by Zack Snyder, written by Adam Sandler, produced by Michael Bay
>Musical score by Randy Newman
>Also starring such famous names as Kevin James, Shia LeBouef, Hank Azaria, Elizabeth Hurley, Anne Hathaway, America Ferrera and Oscar Award-winning actress Julia Roberts

>Dat tanline

>>29090058
>Celestia turns into a beautiful, blonde-haired supermodel human for the duration of the movie and acts as a "spiritual mentor" for all the major characters, while Luna is her funny, peppy manic pixie dream girl sidekick
>The main cast have none of their original voices or anything even resembling them
>Celestia is voiced by Morgan Freeman, incongruously, Luna is basically Ellen Page
>The theme song is sung by the cast of Glee
>supported by a group of spunky young rappers of all kinds, who regularly make cameos in the movie to promote the advertiser's merchandise
>there is a musical number over the end credits in which the humans dance with the CGI ponies
>Mixed with outtakes from "hilarious" scenes and a deleted scene with the ponies engaging in discussions over the colts they like
>every non-human character in the movie is an OC created by the screenwriters
>Nyx replaces the Cutie Mark Crusaders as the film's star filly (voiced by Chloe Moretz), and meets and befriends a pair of human children (played by Dakota Fanning and Zachary Gordon)

>The movie is in false 3D, with no 2D option

Moulin Rouge

Rarity is Satine
Spike is Christian
Hoity Toity as Zidler (the guy that owns the club)
Prince Blue Blood as The Duke
Pinkie Pie as Toulouse

>>29090014
>implying I won't save this picture

also you forgot the joker part, but the grin references him anyway

>>29090058
>>29090062
> 15 years from now
>Starring Seth Rogen as "Lucas Allan", the brony male lead, Michael Cera as his sweet, nerdy best friend
>human children (played by Dakota Fanning and Zachary Gordon)

nigga what

>>29090062
>>29090058

>>29090081
it's not meant to make sense
there were originally supposed to be actor analogues for the future but it's easier to just assume this is your worst nightmare come to life and that they've been scientifically preserved for this single role

>>29090101
It's not really Cera. He's completly CGI.

>>29090062
>>29090058


MAH NIGGA

I WAS DRINKING WHILE READING AND I AM LITERALLY CHOKING RIGHT NOW
WELL IT WAS A GOOD RUN
HOLY SHIT MY ABS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo

Go wild.

>>29090121
Is this your theme song?

>>29090058
>>29090062
But... all these actors will be old and unsuited for these roles by then, if it takes place 15 years from now.

...oh. Oh god...

>>29090062

>Celestia is voiced by Morgan Freeman

>>29090125
Not enough shit

>>29090058
>>29090062

Every time.

>>29090107
I've been thinking of ways to expand it, add something new to the performance. Make it interesting again. Any ideas? I was thinking something like that for Cera, or having a Cera-bot that can only pull off one voice setting and expression.

>>29090118
I'm glad you enjoyed it, anon! Credits go to the original anon who wrote the first half and Trollestia, who came up with the better ideas. Anything that isn't funny is my fault.
Although I am proud of the Glee thing.

>>29090118
>>29090041

I didn't think it was THAT funny.

I wrote the damn thing. That feel when the only thing you've ever contributed to these threads that people paid attention to was some dumb shit you wrote anonymously and it gets reposted forever

Feels slightly bemused man

So why is Luna always portrayed as a guilt-ridden, though generally cheerful sweetheart in the fanon?

I fully expect her to be an angsty bitch in canon.

>>29090153
> that can only pull off one voice setting and expression.

hehehe

>>29090121
Celestia or Trixie as Frank
Rarity as Magenta
Pinkamena as Riff Raff
Twilight as Columbia

Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy as Brad & Janet

Spike as Eddie
... fuck, who would play Dr. Scott?

>>29090161
I expect her to be Eddie Brock

and a drug addicted person

> 15 years from now
>Starring Seth Rogen as "Lucas Allan", the brony male lead, Michael Cera as his sweet, nerdy best friend
>human children (played by Dakota Fanning and Zachary Gordon)

>>29090173
We're going to get a substance abuse episode. Luna is found addicted to glitter or some shit.

>>29090167
Who else? Cheerilee.

What the fuck is Glee by the way? I've never heard of it.

>>29090062
>Morgan Freeman voicing Celestia
>15 years from now

You now realize Morgan Freeman very well may die by 2026.

feelsbadman

I just saw the commercial for MLP in my country, the first episode airs on the 29th of August.
The opening theme is completely different and.. terrible
I think.. I think I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

>>29090186

Some crap tv show that is popular among dumbshit mainstream teenagers about a glee club at a high school (singing club basically)

I fucking love Glee's covers of Don't Stop Believing, Another One Bites The Dust, and Teenage Dream

>>29090203
Do you live in Germany?

>>29090183
Shouldn't Twilight and Fluttershy be Brad and Janet?

>>29090186
It's a show by Fox about a glee club. I don't believe that you've never heard of it.

>>29090203
Who gives a flying fuck about the opening theme

>>29090203
The commercial has the same song as the opening?

>>29090183
Makes sense.

That only leaves the narrator. Who is to be played by Photo Finish.

>>29090203
Where are you from?

>>29090206
I like that show.

>>29090209
That's up for debate. I say Rarity should be Frank, myself.
tl;dr all this; opinions!

>>29090206
Sure is hipster in here.

>"I guess you could say that's my special talent."

goddamnit rs it's not right that i enjoy your work so much

>>29090058

>>29090209
That would work too.

I did Celestia as Frank and Twilight as Colombia because of just how much Colombia fawns over frank.

>>29090206
>Another one bites the dust

THEY DID NOT

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

>>29090268

get ready to be mad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2MZD0RrbxQ

What would be the best way to flirt with each pony?

>>29090268
They had a Rocky Horror episode too.

Changed the lyrics to "from SENSATIONAL Transylvania"

What the fuck.

>>29090206
>Remixing a Freddie Mercury song
YOU

YOU

HOW COULD YOU

>>29090215

If that's redone, every single song in the show is redone

>>29090208
No

>>29090217
Yes

>>29090217

Let's just .. not talk about that.

>>29090283
>RELATED VIDEOS: GLEE; BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5yvk-z9eAg

>>29090284
With Dash, you'd have to show her that you can keep up with her. I doubt she'd be very interested in you unless you were a pegasus.

>>29090302

Silly Twilight, you're a virgin, of course you weren't ready for Big Mac.

>>29090284
Burn Twilight's book while yelling "egghead".
Ruin Pinkie Pie's party.
Tell Rarity that she is a hipster and only wears hipster clothes.
Set Applejack's apple trees on fire and beat the crap out of Granny and Applebloom.
Murder every animal that lives with Fluttershy and then skin their bodies.

>>29090315

Posting a better Bohemian Rhapsody cover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfLX7zE6jxw

>>29090351
And I forgot:

Cut off Rainbow Dash's wings.

>>29090315
>>29090289
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGARGABLHARGARBHALGRLAGHLRAGHLARHGLAHRGALRGARHGLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Speaking about Glee: they also covered "Kiss" from Prince and he said he was highly displeased about it

Fuck Glee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgYdcLOF2_M

The only glee club I want to hear about.

>>29090375
To be fair, he also wont let Weird Al parody him.

>>29090351
>>29090368

>>29090396
>says no to Weird Al

Glee never stood a chance. At least Al's nice enough to ask.

>>29090396

What a faggot.

>>29090375
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38109497/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/t/prince-declares-in
ternet-dead/

Our opinion does not matter as we are "dead"

>>29090331

Dash is an attention whore with self-confidence issues. Anyone willing to let her know how awesome they think she is on a regular basis would stand a chance.

Look at how happy she is to hang out with Pinkie Pie most of the time Pinkie can't keep up and requires a lot of effort for her to just follow Dash around but Dash is happy to let Pinkie tag along so long as Pinkies letting Dash know how awesome she thinks she is the whole time.

>>29090362
And an even better one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY

>>29090420

Al did a song called "Wanna B Ur Lover" which is not really a parody but it's kinda obvious from the spelling what it's supposed to be.

>>29090452

Dash has completely failed to escape Pinkie on multiple occasions.

Pinkie never showered Dash in praise. They were hanging out because it was fun. Stop reading too much fanfiction.

>>29090452

I'd do that, and give her hoofrubs too.

I wish this show has more villains.

>>29090452
>Pinkie
>Not able to keep up
what
If anything it's the other way around.

Your other point is valid, though - tell her she's your favourite pony, the fastest flier there ever was, and the most talented pegasus in equestria, and she'll be yours.

>>29090449

Good, that means we can mock him as much as we want.

Anybody ever make The Pony Formerly Known As Prince?

>>29090525

20 isn't enough?

>>29090540
Yeah, Caluriri

>Sesame Street is on
>our of the monsters form the "Furry Four" superhero team with names like "Furry Flash" and :Furry Tornado"

I don't know what to feel any more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAJFkpJX8K0&feature=channel_video_title

Seen this yet?

>>29090571
Just be glad one of them isn't a mobster called Furry Suit

>>29090583

Normally that stupid squeaky anime voice pisses me off but that actually sounds almost exactly like Pinkie in some places.

>>29090583
>Madame Le Flour is English
excellent

>>29090544
Nope.

Psychopaths are more funny than DnD monsters.

>>29090540

I always loved Prince as an artist, but I gotta say he has some weird points in life..
But I wish I had his sex appeal. And money.

>>29090375
>>29090396
>Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" sold more than Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"

>>29090583

Holy shit, that was the most adorable Pinkamina ever.
It was pretty weird that miss flour spoke english though.

>>29090571
Oh shit, and now Chris Evans is doing a guest segment.

Should have seen it coming.

>>29090698
I think it's because in anime, regardless of what country they're meant to be from, it's asumed they always know english.

Hey guys, do me a ponychan and wish me luck on my driving test

>>29090583

pinkie-chan kawaii desu ne

>>29090738
I hope you crash and die

but seriously don't crash and die

>>29090738
Don't hit anybody.

It's fun how I watch a show about friendship yet I haven't known a friendly touch in.. over a year now.
Well I guess that's life for some of us.

>>29090738
good luck bro
remember to keep your foot on the accelerator at al times and don't ever brake

>>29090738

Dont fuck up, faggot.

What intances are there of ponies making real horse noises in the show? So far I noticed:
When Twilight thanks the guards pulling the chariot
When Apple Bloom puts the hard sell on Dr. Hooves
When AJ gets ticked by Dash into running up a mountain

>>29090754
>II haven't known a friendly touch in.. over a year now.

What you need is fifty bucks and a hooker.

>>29090823

I know there are more but I can't think of them right now.

>>29090823
Ep23, Dash at the starting line
Ep 2, before charging the manticore

>>29090823
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ars_I3kzOAw

>>29090880
he meant in the show

>>29090900
I know. But I rarely get a chance to share that video.

Fenix, are you here?

If so, did you ever finish the fan-fic I requested?

>>29090911
this is one of the reasons why I lurk brony threads
to stumble upon videos that can satisfy my hunger for more ponies
along with the MOON BEEYATCH, this is golden

>>29090977
Is this a troll post? It's got all the makings of a clever troll, but it seems legit. I can't tell.

>>29090880
Goddamn Nathan, why did you show us something awesome while we see your ugly visage.

>>29090993
But you don't see my ugly visage unless someone posts a picture of it.

And I swear the shitposting is only an occasional hobby.

just woke up

hows the weather?

>>29090958
I'm working on it, but it takes me a while to write things. Also I got wrapped up in homework and chapter 10 of my own fic. I should have it done soon enough.

Finally found one. Man you guys go through pony threads quickly.

>>29091055
Just checking in

>>29091079
It's dangerous to go alone
Take this: http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

>>29091039
>That headcanon

>>29091093
I used the archive. Still had to go through two other threads bc nobody's keeping on top of the marker.

>that feel when you want to draw ponies but you've never drawn before and all you have is Paint.net and you just have one picture that you keep open and make little adjustments to it constantly but it will never be perfect, and even if it was the best it could possibly be, it would still be a shitty Paint drawing

Anyone else got this feel? I actually don't mind too much, it's kind of fun and therapeutic just changing small things and watching it get better, but it's still so shitty. Feels weird man.

>>29091149
Post is please

>>29091149
I don't mean to say the wrong thing here, but mind letting us see it? For all you know it might go over quite well.
Do know that feel, though.

>>29091149
I know that feel, bro. Keep going anyway.

Any pictures or idea of what Discord is yet?

>>29091039
My headcanon fires lead balls at 300 ft/s.

>>29091174
>feet
metric or get out

>>29091081
Sounds good. Trying to write it to be episodic, so it may be a little longer than you expect.

>>29091183
I will post a review of it when I finally read it.

>>29091172
see
>>29090014

>>29091181
...300 feet per second sounds ways better than 91.44 meters per second

>>29091164
>>29091166

Nah. I've posted it before when it was unbelievably shitty but now I just tinker with it because it's fun. Never gonna post it again till I've made it the best I can.

>>29091169

Feels weird because I should be practicing and drawing things to get better but I'd rather just keep adjusting the same thing over and over slowly over time. I'll never get better this way but somehow it's just more fun and easier. All these weird feels, man.

>>29091211
but I know how fast 91.44 meters per second is

>>29091211
>My airsoft gun fires faster than that

>>29091251
But does it five two-pound lead balls?

>>29091236
the way I see it, drawing new things from scratch is improving your technical ability at art, but all the technical ability in the world is useless if you're no good at imagining something that looks good. The endless tweaking is improving that bit - just seeing what works and what doesn't. Both are important.

>>29091236
Are you sure, man? You may never be happy with it like that. Putting it up here for a critique may get a lot of "it's shit" from people, but at least you'd be able to fix problems you might not have seen otherwise.
Anyway, yeah, just keep at it. Can't improve without practice and whatnot.

Rainbow Dash is/isn't a lesbian
Feeling Pinkie Keen promotes religion
Trixie didn't do anything wrong
Past Sins is good
Twilight Sparkle is black

>>29091284
Oh god I am raging so hard right now I'm gonna find you and murder you

>>29091149
It gets pretty easy with practice. You should learn about perspective and drawing from real life too, if you want to draw long term.

>>29091284
But Feeling Pinkie Keen DID promote religion.

>>29091293
lol

>>29091284
>Feeling Pinkie Keen promotes religion
How in the hell does it promote religion?

>>29091264

Yeah I guess that's kind of what I like about it. I can take something off and put something else on and go "holy shit that looks so much better" and learn from that.

The small details that make things "work" just interest me so much more than being able to draw large shapes quickly. I'm weird like that.

>>29091273
(Not that anon) I've received good advice when I've posted my shit here, but at the same time I *know* I'm not very good, so the "it's shit"s don't get to me.
But either way, somebody saying "X is a bit off", when you've been staring at it for so long you're not really seeing it any more, can be exactly what one needs.

>>29091303
>responding to an obvious troll with a stealth troll

THAT'S the way to do it!

>>29091284
>Rainbow Dash is/isn't a lesbian

>>29091284
Gilda is a victim of society.
Cupcakes is canon.
PinkieDash is supported by canon.
Rainbow Dash is a Mary Sue.
Twilight Sparkle is a Mary Sue.
Applejack is a terrible character.
Rarity is a terrible character.
A Dog and Pony Show teaches you that whining is a good way to get what you want.
Over a Barrel is insensitive to Native Americans.
Cutie Mark Chronicles is insensitive to the Amish.
Equestria is a communist society.
Season 2 will suck without Lauren Faust.
Dave Polsky is a hack.
Princess Celestia is a tyrant.

>>29091320
Celestia out of fucking nowhere?

That's some god-level shit, man. Celestiaism is true.

Feeling Pinkie Keen didn't promote religion, it merely pointed out the flaws in atheism.

>>29091284

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POF6Ziuxd_s&feature=related


"you just got to find that sweet spot"

>>29091284

>>29091345
I laughed at the troll, but actually, that's not all that wrong. Atheism has never been about "if I can't explain it it's not real", but a lot of people treat it as that.

>FPK

>>29091336
>Princess Celestia is a tyrant

>>29091284

>Past Sins is good

Let's get this started.

>>29091336
Oh hey! I wrote all of that!

Well, most of it. I posted all of that, at least.

>>29091345
Pointing out the "flaws" in atheism is, ipso facto, an endorsement of superstition.

>>29091397
Oh boy here we go!

>>29091389

>>29091420

Haha oh god this image

>>29091336
>Over a Barrel is insensitive to Native Americans.
>Cutie Mark Chronicles is insensitive to the Amish.

>>29091389

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HpvTFy18ir_OzfvRP_s62uiKSt6ILl0YArm7YtH3ODw/edit?hl=en_US

Very short first person Twilight. Nyx. Not really a clop, but sex. Dunno, maybe someone will enjoy it.

>>29091345
>filename

I honestly don't care anymore...

>

Anyone have some good suggestive pics like these? I'm split between having sexy or pony wallpapers on my phone.

The show is racist. To paraphrase Busy Street, the episode "Bridle Gossip" is "the worst treatment of race I have ever seen."

>>29091473
>DON'T START
>BELIEVIN'

Atheist theme song.

>>29091479
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/list/suggestive/1

Oh thank shiva I made it! I was banned so I tried checking out Ponychan. That place is fucking terrible!

>>29091428
>Insensitive to Amish

Like they'll ever know.

>>29091524
Tell us stories of your intrepid journey!

>>29091457
i cried
i'm not going to tell you it's technically amazing but i will say that i was laughing the whole way through, well done anon

>>29091524
Dear fuck what is that?

>>29091554
that's been around for a while. And I think it came from /co/

>>29091479
There is something about this image that is undeniably sexy

>>29091544

I've tried resetting my IP, but it doesn't seem to beat the ban, so I've been forced to piggy back off my neighbors wifi.

He probably won't mind, right?

>>29091428
Not bringing up Bridle Gossip

>>29091575
Nah, I meant from ponychan

>>29091546
aw shucks

Would any of you guys fuck Lauren Faust?
I'd fuck her with my most violent boner. I would first let her slob my knob for a good hour or two before slapping her in the face with my grand prix dick, ejaculating all over those red hair.
Then I would probably call her husband to come and film everything since you know, he's probably jelly.
After that I would just proceed to fuck her in the most humiliating way for leaving the show. Also because she's a feminist and I hate feminists. I would probably fuck her with a rake while drawing cutie marks on her skin with a swiss knife.
I'm still debating on wether killing her or killing her husband and letting her suffer.
I know you're reading this, baby. Let's get this on.
You know where you can find me.

>>29091284

>Trixie didn't do anything wrong
>Twilight Sparkle is black

>>29091336

>Applejack is a terrible character
>Rarity is a terrible character

These four are pretty spot on. They seem to get the most blood boiling, the quickest, out of all the topics in those lists. Holy white knights cannot resist but defend, sword 'n board, to the bitter end. You have to be a bit more subtle about the Twilight is black accusations to get anybody riled up, but it still can be done successfully. However, since only what... ten people are in these threads now? Yeah, defenders are in shorter supply.

>>29091575
http://hotspotshield.com/

It's pretty easy to firgure out how

>>29091575
Sounds like you have a static IP. If that's the case, no amount of resetting will help.

>>29091609
I find that FPK and Trixie discussions are the ones that get people riled up the most.

If you want to troll bronies, you don't gorespam or r34. That doesn't work. If you wanna troll, you talk about FPK and Trixie.

>>29091457
excellent
needs a sequel

>>29091588
also i meant to say that it's written better than the source material so kudos for that

>>29091645
oh snap

>>29091585

Ponychan is... Ponychan is just awful.

Everyone's too cheery and no-one wants to really argue about shit. Anons are considered inferior to tripfags! What is that shit? And while the Past Sins obsession is exaggerated, there are people so obsessed with that little freak.

It's just good to be back, even for a moment.

>>29091636
On it.
>>29091645
Not much of a compliment, to be frank.

Also, I've never read past sins.

>>29091669

It's literally nega-/co/

the horror

So...

anybody here shipping Sweetie Belle x Snails?

>>29091609
>Implying anyone cares enough about AJ to defend her.

>>29091670
you are lucky
that shit is legit bad, at least in my head
anyway aside from a couple of errors you had something pretty neat going on there, do you intend to write anything else or was this just a silly little mockery of PS

>>29091685
Why would you do that?

>>29091685

Fuck no.

>>29091694

Last time the subject came up, everyone hated it so much I kind of began liking the idea.

Anybody else having problems with gdocs lately? Seems their servers have been derping.

>>29091685

ew no.

snails is too smart for her

>>29091685
>>29091705
all these snail ships
i am literally angry

>>29091707
hipster

>>29091719

deal w/ it

>>29091669
>mfw I go to both /co/ and ponychan, and support their hate of each other

Totally.
Les Mis Ponies.
Discuss

>>29091690
It was originally going to be just a short little one time thing but I've been running over ideas and I think I might continue it if people actually like it.

but like I said I'm not very good with sex and everything I write in that department is just copying buzzwords and phrases from other, better writers.

>>29091738

Hell yes. I've been thinking about this since the last time we talked about it.

What scenes would you like to see Ponified?

>>29091719
>gif
oh god that is awesome

>>29091685
Tozac was doing a fic based on that picture... but then he wasn't.

So, other than that, no.

>>29091750
Work Song
Master of the House

Whether Dash is gay or straight, she's predominantly Wonderboltsexual.

>>29091685

>Not shipping Sweetaloo

>>29091607

Too far, dude.
Too far

>>29091731

what do they say about us? that we're a bunch of hateful perverts?

>>29091738
Fluttershy as Fantine

>>29091770
Man, my Scootaloo shipping got utterly hijacked when I first read that Ask Pinkamina Diane Pie tumblr.

>>29091726
but why won't you ship snips, best pony
i don't even have any snips shipping art to include here it's that much of a crisis

>>29091740
It's your call, man. I'm just saying, there's demand, if you're not going to write that, then write something else. Also, all the best writers use buzzwords, that's the way it works. Learn from your predecessors and whatnot.

>>29091760
I'm pretty sure he finished the fic and posted it on Pastebin, but I don't have the link on me at the moment.

>>29091770

sweetaloo, you say?

>>29091763
>Sleep with a wonderbolt
>be "that mare who fucked a wonderbolt"
>never be considered for joining the team

>>29091791
Same boat.
SPEAKING OF WHICH

Do we think Fluttershy is actually going to get killed?

because that would make me sad.

>>29091791
I am not quite sure I understand why that tumblr is so popular.

Also, Rarity/Elusive is the best and most logical ship.

YOU GUYS MAKE ME

CONFLUTTERSHY

>>29091761

Personally I'd go for the Thenardier's Waltz of Deception. Master of the House is grand but with the Waltz you get to see them really being evil. Plus Valjean and Cosette are in there too.

Also I just love Eponine too much so really anything with her in it would be amazing.

Then probably Valjean and Javert's confrontation in the sewers.

Fuck we need to commission some artists to do this.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HE95vXdOoUbMyQ3_MBPoFwtuldAPjgJzj7a_dLU1M88/edit?hl=en_US
Get ready to cry /co/, Ponies: This town ain't big enough for the 2 of us just updated!

>>29091833

>>29091812
>be "that mare who fucked all the wonderbolts"

FTFY

TWOST UND SKNOLL THEAD?

>>29091814
leave no witnesses

>>29091635

>If you want to troll bronies, you don't gorespam or r34. That doesn't work. If you wanna troll, you talk about FPK and Trixie.

Those conversations tend to be very entertaining, at least for me. Both Boast Busters and Feeling Pinkie Keen weren't really painted so black and white as the other episodes were, leaving people to constantly add their own thoughts. In the end though, discussion is discussion, otherwise we just sit around in the thread, not doing anything, not saying anything, stale as fuck. At least some things from the show still garner attention, regardless of what they are.

Let's try something new. Let's try to think up a reason to talk about Fluttershy. Yeah, Fluttershy. I already know Trixie can carry a whole thread herself with equal amounts of rage and adoration, and people can shit themselves stupid thinking about the morals of FPK endlessly, but can Fluttershy do that? What could we talk about Fluttershy that would last the whole thread?

>>29091794

>>29091779

No, that you're a wretched hive of trolls responsible for everything bad that happens to the fandom.

For starters.

Honestly, the funny thing is, both of you guys are right about each other. You both DO suck.

>>29091820
Because it's equal parts adorable and horrific. Sorta like the kids in Dexter. Book Dexter, unless the TV show has finally taken on that subplot. I haven't watched it recently.

>>29091731

Banging. Keep up the good work!

>>29091717

Sweetie Belle! What are you doing in that dryer, you silly filly?

>>29091720

Incorrect. I'm not shipping passively because of disinterest, I'm actively shipping to encourage hatred and rage. That makes me a troll.

Although I might be a hipster troll.

"Oh I only hang out under bridges near the wholefoods co-op. It's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of it."

>>29091878

we absolutely do both suck. but we've got seniority and we produce art.

but they seriously don't say we're a bunch of hateful perverts? we've got to step our game up

>>29091899
SPOILERS

>>29091915
Whoa! Sorry, man, I was just so excited!

>>29091870
Okay. She's a passive-aggressive manipulative bitch.

That work?

>>29091870
How does Fluttershy really feel about Pinkie Pie
As a shy person who hates loud people I'm wondering whether this is also true for her, also I'm a year older than you

>>29091820
It's popular because art and because edgy.

>>29091916
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxVyg3-3d0M

>implying snips

>>29091936

>hates loud people

I hate blacks too, anon

>>29091936
Well she gave her a big hug after finding out she wasn't abducted by the buffalo, so she seems to think she's alright.

And Pinkie is obviously fond of her too.

>liking Fluttershy

You can't be this beta, Anon.

>>29091770
>Sweetaloo
>Not ScootieBelle
Damn you shippers suck at names.

SNOF THREAD NOW?

>>29091965
What, it's beta to like the obvious best pony?

>>29091962
That wasn't a hug, that was a tackle. She adores Pinkie, she's just usually very understated about it (as she is about everything).

>>29091967

>not sweatyloops
>or scootybelt

>>29091981
>beta tripfag liking a beta character

Do you guys really want to be this BETA?

>>29091981
But everyone loves Rarity.
Betas and Alphas alike.

>>29091967

Shut up, Scootaloo, nobody likes you. Well, except Sweetie Belle, I guess. and she's too dumb to know any better.

>>29091998

tripfags are always shit dude, what do you expect?

>>29091936
Is it just me, or was Fluttershy being the meanest when talking about Pinkie during 'Party of One' when Pinkie went around following the ponies?

>>29091981
>>29092006

Real people like both.

Flarity FTW.

It doesn't have to be a totally one dimensional relationship.

Pinkie Pie can simultaneously annoy and delight Fluttershy.

>>29091998
Hey, I like Beta Fish and Betamax

>>29091981
nope.

>>29092006

i fucking hate rarity.

stuck up, delusional bitch

>>29092026

But do you get enough beta carotine in your diet?

>>29091998
That's harsh, but fair.
Still, what's wrong with Fluttershy? She's adorable!

Has /co/ seen this yet?

Autist teenager goes apeshit over fapfic writer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1SJdAwRjtU

>>29092040

>>29092008
Hey guys, lets all point and laugh at the guy who thinks no one loves Scootaloo!
HA HA!

>>29092009

Except on Ponychan where their sad ilk have congregated into some kind of gelatinous ball of suck.

Also, Rainbow Dash is best pony.

>Discord singing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8D3xnRoSnk

Batman = Twilight
Joker = Discord
Harley Quinn = NMM
other guys = Brainwashed rest of the mane six

>>29091983
Yeah.
I'd like to see how those two met.
Despite apparently growing up together, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy don't seem to be that close. Like I got the impression in Sonic Rainboom that she was only hanging out with Fluttershy because she was the only one with wings.

But Pinkie and Fluttershy seem to have a rather close friendship going on behind the scenes.

This thread is boring. I'm going back to writing fanfiction.

>>29091935

>She's a passive-aggressive manipulative bitch.

When the show first started, I thought Fluttershy could do no wrong. And I mean that literally, as in, she wouldn't have any sort of faults and problems of her own. She gave off that innocent Belldandy waifu vibe. Joke was on me when she fits the description of being a passive-aggressive manipulative bitch a bit too well. Not always, but sometimes.

hey, sorry to be off topic, but my thread filter menu won't minimize it used to. how do I fix this?

>>29092040
Someone here has a certain yellow wafiu...

>>29092024
Twidash is best ship, discuss.

fluttershy is a piece of shit that's more mary sue than twilight sparkle and she doesn't even make up for it by being entertaining

worst pony
worst fans

>>29092080

no, i hate fluttershy only slightly less than rarity

at least fluttershy is cute

>>29092050
Why do these faggots sound like... faggots?
Jesus Christ, it's like he never developed balls.
Actually he sounds like Ghost when he does his gay impersonations.

>>29092079

click "auto"

>>29092084
>Fluttershy
>Mary Sue
>literally paralyzed with fear in Dragonshy, then needed a fucking song and dance routine to find the bravery to jump a one-foot gap, and even then fucked it up

Nigger, full retard, etc.

>>29092084
>implying that Trixie doesn't have the worst fans.

>>29092069
I'd like to see an episode about how all the Ponyville five met and Twilight's days at her school, though I don't see how they could tie it in with the whole friendship moral thing

>>29092095
Having no taste is no excuse for your behavior.
You probably fap to Twist porn, don't you?

>>29092113

I think we can all agree on this.

>>29092084

>>Using Mary Sue
>>For canon character

I want to say troll, but unfortunately I know some people are this moronic.

I must ask you guys a question.

Wich program is best to use with my drawing tablet? It's a Wacom Bamboo drawing tablet, if it matters.

>>29092123

don't call me faceless,

i just don't like stuck up bitches with delusions of grandeur, you could say it strikes a personal chord with me.

>>29092100
oh. Derp. Thanks. Have a muffin.

Trixie only has the worst fans because Sethisto is a fan.

I say we should get him turned onto Rarity.

>>29092083
The best ship is the "friend"ship.

>>29092135
SAI is best program

captcha: fact ewsnac

Guys, I've come up with a great new way to get rid of original characters!

We feed them to Luna.

>>29092139
>Delusions

>>29092120
Maybe they didn't get on so well at first.
A moral about being patient when meeting people as they might turn out to be awesome friends if you give 'em a chance.

>>29092050
When he brings out the calculator, that's what reveals his hand. It's a troll.

>>29092050
I'd better put some adult filters on my stuff!

>>29092125
>>29092113

>Trixie has the worst fans

No, it's about two people that always say that who never leave these threads who have a vendetta against Trixie. Fluttershy fans are far worse, followed by Rarity fans. I might even go so far as to say the Luna fans eclipse them all.

>>29092159

terrible. just terrible

>>29092146

>>29092135
Honestly most drawing programs will work with any tablet. But like >>29092152 said, SAI is good. You could use Photoshop if you have that.
Don't use GIMP to draw for the love of God, you'll regret it.

>>29092127
You can have a canon mary sue.

>>29092182
>vendetta against Trixie

Confirmed for Trixie fan.

>>29092192

Hmm... why is GIMP bad? I downloaded both SAI and GIMP.

>>29092184

Hey, don't knock it until we try it out.

I vote we feed terrible mary sue ponies to Luna until she has a terrible medical condition!

>>29092182
>eclipse
nice
I'd say its gotta be Luna and Trixie, the reasons people have built to like them are almost entirely invented. I mean, the designs are cool I guess but it goes way beyond that for.

Different ponies' fans, ranked from best to worst:

1. Twilight
2. Fluttershy
3. Rarity
4. Dash
5. Pinkie Pie
6. Gilda
7. Madame Le Flour
8. Bloomberg
9. Rocks
10. Applejack
11. Nyx
12. Trixie

>>29092185
Really.
Either that or the H.M.S Pinafore

>>29092120
I kinda suspect that Twilight's the one that made them into a group. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy had a history, but beyond that, it looks like they were only passing acquaintances until the whole Nightmare Moon thing. See also: in Griffin the Brush-Off, Rainbow Dash didn't know Pinkie Pie that well, and it's pretty much outright said that that episode was the first time they spent much time together.

>>29092159
>several thousand ocs later

>my favorite pony can beat up your favorite pony

>>29092083

I love TwiDash.

Twilight's cautious and bookwormy personality and Dash's outgoing fun loving personality.

They just go together so well.

>>29092246

True, but they, and they alone, also all went to Twilight's library together for some reason in the first episode after NMM appeared.

I guess you could say it's just coincidence, but hey, there it is.

Hey. Hey guys.

[Your favourite pony] is worse than [your least favourite pony].

Don't be mad just because I'm right.

>>29092135
I'm hardly experienced, but Sai is excellent

>>29092227
It's not bad... I just don't like how they set up the brushes. It might just be me though.

>>29092240
>mfw when my two favorite ponies are Twilight and Trixie

So I'm worse than Gilda fans, but better than the French bitch's? Eh, I can live with that.

No, I don't ship them

>>29092267

> they just go together well

no they dont.

Appledash goes together well or Pinkie Dash

>>29092161

lol dude. my favorite point to make is that rarity's boutique is not successful at all.

in GINYC, oppp and bon-bon wander into her shop and don't even know who she is.

theres like 50 ponies in all of ponyville, and her shop is such a failure that some of them don't even know who she is.

>>29092240

why are applejack fans so low?

what do they do that puts them under Gilda and pinkie's imaginary friends?

>>29092240
We really are in full hate mode today, aren't we? Why don't we just agree that there are good and bad ponyfans alike and leave it at that, rather than drawing imaginary lines between ourselves and others? Indiscriminate rage in these threads can't be healthy.

Also, Madame Le Flour fans should rank above all other fans

>>29092277
Because they were the only ponies in Ponyville that had met Twilight Sparkle at that point.

>>29091936
Pinkie seems to *get* Fluttershy. I hate obnoxiously loud people too, but Pinkie seems to tone it down a bit when she's dealing with fluttershy. Loud people are annoying because they're not thinking about anybody else - pinkie is the exact opposite, she only wants to make other people happy

>>29092306

Good point, I didn't think of that.

>>29092246
Well some of them were already friends.
We know that Rarity and Fluttershy were already good friends and hanging out every week at the spa.
And as were saying, Pinkie and Fluttershy seem to get on awfully well.
I imagine that Applejack and Rainbow Dash have been arguing/competing since they first laid eyes on each other.

>>29092240
>Applejack at 10
Well fuck you buddy.

>>29092279

Well, alot of people say SAI. Guess i'll be installing it. Thanks

>>29092299
I actually just put them low because they don't exist.

>>29092200

A Mary Sue is a character that is, by definition, designed to take the place of the main cast of an established fiction, usually becoming one of them and then stealing all the spotlight. For more information, see Nyx.

When you have that character in an original work, it's called a having a shitty character. If you want to call Fluttershy shit, I don't give a fuck. But she's not an Mary Sue.

>>29092240
Where are Gummy fans? OH YEA that's right, we're too cool to b e on your faggy lists.

>>29092291
They're the only ones out of the main six that have real ambition. They both want to be the best. Applejack just wants to grow apples, Pinkie Pie just wants parties, Rarity wants to be famous, and Fluttershy... just wants to care for animals in peace and quiet, I guess. But Twilight and Dash both strive obsessively in their chosen fields - and said fields have absolutely no overlap, which is pretty much necessary, considering Dash's competitiveness and both of their insecurities.

>>29092322

Judging the amount of clopfics,fanfics and art there is about Applejack compared to every other pony, she's among the top 3.

>>29092322

>that gif

ahahaha holy shit, that's great.

>>29092231

>I'd say its gotta be Luna and Trixie, the reasons people have built to like them are almost entirely invented. I mean, the designs are cool I guess but it goes way beyond that for.

I don't see any real reason not to like a character strictly for the design. Is that reason enough for people to get upset? You would figure no, but it happens pretty often in this fandom. Trixie got some character development, so she's got something to work with in that regard. Luna, no, but at least she looks nice.

>>29092327

I like AJ. She's not my favorite, but I like her.

>>29092311
That's true I guess, I hadn't thought of it that way.

>>29092240
Madame Le Flour is the best character on the show

>>29092083
There's nothing to discuss, what you said is an objective fact.

>>29092366

In order to qualify for a placing there has to be more than 1 fan

>>29092378
She's definitely the most requested character for my fapfics.

>>29092394
Then why is Applejack on the list?

>>29092291

Meh, I think practically everypony goes well with Dash.

>>29092341
We are working off of very different definitions here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue

I don't think fluttershy is a mary sue

>>29092392

Madame Le Flour is shit tier.

Rocky is bro tier.

>>29092418

yeah, we all know dash is the real mary sue

>>29092428
Too bad Rainbow Dash murdered him.

AJ is popular with incest fans. That's about it. She scores on the bottom of popularity polls all the time, along with Rarity.

>>29092428
Rocky is chump tier

>>29092414
Because this: >>29092378

And there are few Gummy fans.
Honestly making a list was a stupid idea. You're always gonna leave someone out.

>mfw people condemn Applejack just cause she has the lowest fanbase after Rarity.

She might not be hax like Pinkie, awesome like Rainbow or cute as Fluttershy.

But damn i like her dirty personality.

Dirty as in, chewing loud and spitting on others hoofs. Not sexually dirty.

>>29092446
Sex?
With mah family?

>>29092321
Not enough to tell one way or the other. It could be argued that Dash and Applejack only reached an competitiveness equilibrium after Fall Weather Friends (taking it too seriously and getting pissed off before that) and the Fluttershy/Rarity friendship isn't shown until twenty episodes into the season. Though yeah, Pinkie did know Fluttershy fairly well only five episodes in, I'll concede that.

I'm not saying that none of them knew each other before Twilight came along. I'm saying that it's not like they were a gang of five before Twilight came along.

I think Luna has potential to be a good character, and the idea of what motivated her, and how it's affected her interest me, and while many interpretations of the character in

>fanfiction

hit all the buttons for me to like her, since I'm a big sucker for schmaltzy stuff like that, the fact is that it is still

>fanfiction

and not actual characterization. She's spoken like 5 words not as NMM, and that is not enough to get a handle on the character, not even close. All she's really got going for her is being cute.

>>29092394
There are AT LEAST 4 of us.

>>29092457

yeah aj is rad, people who don't like her are the kind of weeaboo losers that make body pillows.

>>29092457
>implying its not because she's sexually dirty

I just wish she had more episodes, she almost becomes more forgettable as the season wears on because she isn't focused on, although I do like her.

>>29092415
Nah, Dash needs somebody strong willed, and not athletically competitive. Somebody who can calm her down when her world is collapsing in on itself, and somebody who'll wait for her through long dark nights. Somebody who understands what it's like to be the best there is, because only that person could truly appreciate it.

Or if you just want adorable ponies being adorable, then yeah, Dash is adorable with everyone

Apparently you guys don't see the night threads.

We had a great AJ thread not 10 hours ago.

>>29092446
>incest fans
Goddamn it, I hate those fics.

>>29092418

I won't deny that there are a lot of definitions. I think keeping it restricted to fan characters works better, but that's just me. Look, why don't we discuss this over some hoof-jobs by Nyx? >>29091457

>>29092493

fuck you guys for not waiting for me

>>29092482

well gummy is the best pet, but no one is a fan of gummy like you man.

gummy is your waifu

>>29092507
Anonymous you were totally there.

why do so many people give a fuck about nyx? She's a shitty OC. There are millions of them. Why do assholes still focus on her?

>>29092520

just checked the archive, man i was all over that thread.

i gotta stop drinking so much

>>29092487

this.

>>29092520

>>mfw I missed AJ thread

>>29092533
Because Ponychan likes her.

>>29092491

So then who do you ship her with?

>>29092533
Because people force us to like her.

>>29092470
Oh I agree completely.
They were very much not a group until Twilight brought them together.

You know what else I'd like to see? More Rarity and Dash spending time together. Going from Swarm of the Century, Dash doesn't seem to mind getting prettied up, but is impatient with the process. They could play off each other less hostile than either of them play off AJ.

>>29092487
>>29092550
>not having an AJ body pillow
>in any year ever
ISHYDDT

>>29092533
She's troll food. No joke. You mention her and the whole thread flares up like a hemorrhoided asshole.

>>29092565
Pretty sure he was getting at Twilight.

Applejack might not be the most popular among ''bronies''... But she IS the most popular pony around the world. Counting the adult women who grew up with her and the kids.

Even before Friendship is magic i knew who Applejack was.

>>29092533

Because Nyx is DERICIOUS!

>>29092568
Maybe I'm just remembering a fanfic in episode form, but didn't she get all fidgety and claustrophobic while being dolled up at some point during the series?

>>29092590
If you'll excuse the tangent, what happened to hemorrhoid anon? Did he go and buy the Rarity while looking as intimidating as possible?

>>29092609

Her previous incarnations don't count.

>>29092609
Who's a silly pony?