fuck all of you

Sexy pony thrad.

Musicals are gay. All theater kids in high school ended up gay.

Who will be Ponyville's next mayor?

>>29081692

>Not saging a pony thread
>in 2011

I don't know anything about musicals.

Gonna post this instead

fuck off you obsessive fucks

>>29081692
Forgot your sage. And you really should find something better to do with your time. Fire up an emulator, watch some episodes of Avatar, or heck, read a book.

>>29081721
Would you like to read my latest MLP fapfic?

>>29081721
I ONLY HAVE TO BE OBSESSED FOR 3 MORE WEEKS UNTIL MY OBSESSION IS JUSTIFIED.

>>29081735
Which one is it?

>>29081721
I can quit whenever I want, really

>>29081753
doubtful

>>29081735
no pls

>>29081629
Jesus Christ Superstar.
Directed by Pinkie.
Twilight as Jesus.
Rainbow Dash as Judas.
Fluttershy as Mary.
Trixie as Harrod.
Derpy as Pilate.

>>29081752
Pokey Pierce x The Great and Powerful Trixie

>>29081735
Is that the Luna solo one you mentioned the other day?

I'd be interested, I don't normally care for fanfics/fapfics, but solo might be interesting.

>>29081735

Oh here's the pony thread. Couldn't find one for a while, I was worried maybe ponies were banned again.

Heyo, guess who has a new store located in the UK? http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.co.uk is open for business, for all the across the pond pony enthusiasts.

>>29081768
>element of loyalty
>Judas
This I would like to see.

>>29081753
Who are you trying to fool, anon

>>29081781
I left the marker in an older thread in so that people could find the last one, it had no keywords

>>29081781
brb emailing hasbro

I heard New Vegas sucks
But then, I heard F3 sucks
Choose one

>>29081779
No, but her's the Luna one.

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=357&warning=9

>>29081805
New Vegas was a better game, but I feel like 3 kept to the older games a bit better. They're both amazing, but if you play New Vegas first, don't bother with 3; New Vegas is basically the same in terms of system, just with a whole shitload of improvements and additions.

>>29081781
>Pie Family Rock Farm

Ha

Damn me but that's the first MLP shirt I've actually felt tempted to get.

Oh boy here we go.

We're off to a great start already.

>>29081781
You don't ship to overseas do you?

Obviously Twilight. She has everything she needs to be a capable mayor.

Now the question is. How often is a new mayor elected? Every 10 years? Or maybe they have to wait until the previous mayor decides to retire.

With how old Mayor Mare looks, I don't think that will take long.

>>29081805
Neither of them suck. F3 was better in my opinion. It was FAR more addicting.

>>29081798
I see, I suck at thread searching anyway.

>>29081801
Tell them I said hi, they know me by name at this point.

>>29081803
>pic
Gets me everytime

>>29081781
Hey!
Any luck on a Gilda shirt?
I have a disposable income now!

>>29081855

Link please.

looking forward to your Fan-Fic, Fenix

>>29081884

If any drawfags are around, can they draw twilight getting stung by bees? There's no nearly enough of that

>>29081892
Nah, I hate Gilda

>>29081862
what a faggot
I bet he'll fit in nicely

>>29081805
New Vegas.
Better Roleplay potential and weapon variety.

>>29081805
They're both awful, play Fallout 1

Nah, kidding, all the main games in the series are great, if a bit different from each other. Play 'em all.

>>29081907

>>29081853
>>29081863
The UK store is for people who are overseas, the US store is still around for everyone in over here.

http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.com/

I'm donating all the foreign profits to Toys For Tots too, just like the US store.

>>29081907
Oh.
Okay.

>>29081921
I bet you are

>>29081855

What is this tumblr even called?

>>29081918
She was mean to everyone she met

>>29081895
http://flutterdashpie.tumblr.com/

>>29081751

>>29081906

>>29081878
Hey dude I bought some more stuff.
>>29079557

I'll let you know what I think when it gets here but I expect good things.

would you sleep on moon

>>29081937
Not to rainbow dash!

>>29081921
I lie to people on the internet too

>>29081906
She's not exactly getting stung, but here's a picture of her being chased by bees

>>29081921
This came up the other day.

Do you go and buy the toys yourself and donate them or donate the money itself?

Just curious.

>>29081964
Is Luna there?

>>29081906
There's that drawfag on FA who's drawing all of the ponies getting thier asses stung by bees.

You sick fuck.

>>29081935
>>29081967
>newfags, newfags everywhere

Shoe Brony's kind of notorious for having taken pictures of his last pony toy donation spree

>>29081942
is that done by CL?

>>29081978
Last time he went out and bought a bunch of pony toys to donate.
We have evidence.

>>29081978
>Not bubblesthehorse.jpg
:c

>>29081892
OH YES, I've been working on it very sporadically. I wanted to have it done in time for the UK shop opening, but I'm still having some family troubles. Just getting the shop open ate up most of my time.

I know I always say this, but expect it in just a few days, possibly by saturday.

>>29081989
yup

>>29081989
Yes.

>>29081982
gtfo furfsag

>>29081921
Oh hey dude. Haven't seen you in a while.

>>29081987
I can pretend to walk into a charity and give them things too

>>29081982
why the fuck is he doing that, is that a fetish or is he just some kind of obscure troll.

>>29081982
Don't judge me, just get me pictures of ponies getting stung by insects

>>29082028
It's a very peculiar fetish.

>>29082028
No, butt beestings is a p legit fetish.
...
OR SO I HEAR

>>29082028
Fetish

Does anyone have the two pictures of that human pony bounty hunter from when the fandom started? She has Twilight's skull as armor on her shoulder, and her tail on the other shoulder...

>>29082050
I have this

>>29082000
Hey, do what you gotta do chief.

Just take care and all that jazz.

You're a bit of a paragon of the community. You use your skills to make things for us to show our support to the show without looking pedo-rific and then give that to support the show by buying merch and giving it to it's target audience.

You're pretty damn awesome, ya know. I regret that I never got a pair of your shoes.

>>29081990
That's neat.

I like that.

>>29082017
no.

>>29082074
That's one of the ones I wanted, thanks!

>>29082074
That was Twilight's head?

Huh, I couldn't tell.

>>29081805
It's just I heard NV takes place all within a city. I like the big games, I play the big fuckers

>>29082088

>>29081960
So it was you who bought that Sweetie Belle blanket, let me know how that turns out.

>>29081907
oh noe, an evil twin!

>>29082114
Nah, it's an open sandbox with stuff to explore. But it doesn't feel as expansive as FO3

>>29081965
Being selectively mean to people you don't even know, doesn't make you a good person, Roogna.

>>29082082
Yup.
And he brought us the joy of Kawaii Sandwhich.

>>29082114
New vegas has the same setting as fallout 1 and 2, and is indeed in a wasteland.

>>29082122

>>29082088
Wut.

>>29082122
>So it was you who bought that Sweetie Belle blanket

Oh, did I get like the only one so far?

Well I can kinda see that. It is a bit pricy. Hope that means it's quality though.

>>29081921
>largest size is xxl

I don't think you're giving due credit to this fandom.

>>29082088
That's what you get trying to steal their shit

All the fallout games are pretty okay.

dunno who told you otherwise.

>>29082075
Aw, Pacce, you're making me blush. I just do what I can, and honestly I enjoy making pony merch and I enjoy donating to charity. This helps me do both.

Well, I can see that's I've yet again failed to make an interesting OP. So I suppose I'll leave for tonight to wallow in that small shame.
Or just forget about it entirely because I'm really tired for some reason. Anyway, good night.

>>29081805

>>29082216
My guess would be /v/

Is it me, or have these threads SUDDENLY, like in the last 3 or 4 days completely turned into shit?

>>29082154
I only had about $150 that day, but next Christmas is going to be exponentially bigger. I recently made my 1000th dollar, and all of it is going to the pony fund.

>>29082181
It's really fuzzy and warm, like a big sweater.

ok ill fix this one later time to do that other request of scoots in africa...

i have two ideas...TWO, but one of them is not a good one.

>>>/sci/3629360
They have a pony background.

>>29082235
Don't care much for musicals Im afraid

>>29082281
Homestuck went on hiatus, so they're bumming around here mostly. For the most part, they aren't too bad, but recently...

>>29082268
I can never tell if this macro is meant for trolling or it was just compiled by one bitter person who himself didn't understand the Fallout universe too well.

I'ts a mix of truthful and insightful statements and utter bullshit.

So basically, classic /v/

>>29082335
I don't see it

>>29082268
Although I agree that it was the weakest fallout game, half of that is bitching about fallout 3 using cliches from the entire series.

>>29082352
If it's trolling, it's of the "ha ha, I was only pretending to be retarded" variety.

>>29082358
Ad blockers disable it.

>>29082335
PONIES ARE NOW SCIENCE.

What's with guys and their obsession with ponies?

>>29081781
>>29081781
38 dollars for a blanket!? Holy fuck, that had better be one fucking nice blanket.

>>29082388
i was actually huge into bestiality before mlp and that is why i like it. im not sure why normal people like it so much.

When are the episode synopsis going to start popping up?

>>29082342
I don't think we can blame this all on the homestuck guys, alot of them still seem to be in their own thread hiatus stucking or whatever that is.

>>29082335
Anyone have that image perchance?

I'm impartial on the new Fallout games. I can appreciate them, but I'm head over heels for them.

>>29082414

Zebras, mules and buffaloes...that's like, the only other talking hoofed animals we've seen right?

What do you think we'll see next?

>>29082430
the first three synopsis should appear after the first episode aires.

>>29082430
First one is out.
The next one... who knows?

>>29082437
sure do

>>29082335
best thing to happen to /sci/ in years

>>29082452
Cows, too.
Griffons and dragons, if you count non hoofed animals

>>29082414
>>29082388
>>29082448

I don't usually post in /co/. I'm from /v/ and just wondering what's with all the obsession with ponies. I mean, tbh it's cool what you guys liking here but not my cup of tea, if you know what I mean.

>>29082452
We've seen cows too.

Maybe next season a camel will blow up Twilights treehouse.

No, but seriously a camel merchant like the narrator from Aladdin would be AWESOME

>>29082470
Only*

>>29082393
Part of the price comes from the custom printed designs, and part of it comes from the materials used. I didn't expect to sell alot for that price, but I made sure the quality is the best I can offer.

>>29082335

Oh for fucks sake.

>>29082216
I know but I can only get one of the new ones right now

>>29082414
yeah, I was a hardcore closet furry before MLP.

>>29082481
same reason adult men like children's anime in japan, it's a cute overload.

>>29082481
I honestly couldn't tell you. It's a charming show with good writing, neat art and well timed humor.

All of that should leave it being a good show and nothing more. Yet for some reason it easily leads to obsession.

>>29081805
New Vegas, by far.

>>29082335
Post the code on /v/.

For the love of god.

This site is about to become %20 cooler because of script kiddies

>>29082460
JJ's gotten alot better since then.

>>29082497
Hey, I told you guy, and I'm from /b/

>>29082532
I dont even have adblock enabled for 4chan at all, and I cant see it

>>29082335
I can smell the backlash already.
You know /co/ will be blamed for this. And /co/ will blame the generals.
>such is life being a fan of pony

Don't fuck with the apple family.

do you think putting this rarity sticker on my car is ok or is it too brony

>>29081805
I love both.

New Vegas has much more to do, see and experience though.

Still, I'd get Fallout 3 GOTY edition right now since its cheap and then wait till later this year for the New Vegas GOTY edition since theres one DLC to go on that one still.

party inside pinkie

>>29082566
Its okay /b/ left a mark
>>29082497

>>29082575
Its pretty brony but IDGAF

do w/e the fuck you want to to your car.

>>29082509

Well, shit. Good point there. Not implying that I like Animu. I'm over with that shit.

>>29082504
>>29082522

My best regards to you all, bronies.

>>29082575
Why the hell not?

I've been thinking of getting a set for each of my vehicles. Wish I still had my pickup, I'd get an AJ set in a heartbeat.

>>29082588
Mouth hugs was the best meme.

>>29082575
Only if the car is white, and it's a classy, lady-like ride, like an old Roll Royce. That much would suit Rarity.

>>29082603
Oh wait, I actually remember why the obsession now.

It's the reaction images the show produces.

>>29082647
no.

>>29082290
Exponentially bigger? So your'e going to make at least 22,500? For Christmas spending?
Either you're a rich ass nigga, or you need to learn your math.

>>29082647
can't be that, I have only one fim reaction image saved

>>29082647
>>29082654
>>29082668

I'm in a Japanese class with one of you this semester...
Overheard you say something about Pinkie Pie...
Do I dare let you know?...

>>29082668
>>29082654

>>29082691
turn around faggot

>>29082691
DONT DO IT

They might be from somewhere other than /co/

>>29082691
If you combine ponies with real life you will regret it

>>29082691
MAKE SOME FRIENDS

>>29082691
If you're the person I'm thinking of, I know that you know.
Show up to our next class wearing a BLUE t shirt. I will wear an orange one.

>>29082691
>Japanese class

What the fuck is this hotsauce drama all about.

I don't get it.

>>29082665
Math was never my strong suit, I was just trying to sound enthusiastic.

>>29082665
There are other rates of exponential growth besides X^2.

Writing Chapter 5 of RGP, I find myself faced with a decision I've only just realized I never made: Is Rainbow Dash actually a lesbian, or is Rarity merely imagining it? Perhaps it is a foregone conclusion.
I'm also trying to discern if my willingness to break Dash in this final chapter is somehow related to the fact she is my least favorite pony. I would like to believe I am not so petty.

>>29082737
Oh shit...I have that album.

>>29082481
It's a fun show is all. I say watch an episode and see if you like it. If not, that's alright, it's not for everyone.

I suggest Gryphon the Brush off, or Sonic Rainboom.

I got into it with the pilot, but it isn't the best place to start because of the different feel. Going from adventure to slice of life can be a bit off putting.

>>29082335
>>29082335
It's now ralph?

>>29082778
I want someone to do this one.

>>29082774
How about you stop writing this horrible fanfic and spare everyone the unpleasantness of reading it.

/r/ing some fics or art where trixie is the fuckup she is.

idc if its 34 or not

>>29082754
It's just that funny guy

>>29082736
Don't have one...
Closest I have is purple...

>>29082774
Well, you're writing, and NOTHING is canon, despite everything you'll hear. Its all headcannon.
Rarity isn't above making assumptions, eh, who knows? She could be in your story.

>>29082774
what is the newest chapter?

>>29082831
GO BUY ONE NIGGA

>>29082815

>>29082774
Don't worry about it. As for her being a lesbian for real or not, flip a coin; that way nobody can call you biased. And I know you'll do a fantastic job writing either scenario.

>>29082574
Dude, did they stuff your car full of granny smith apples? That has to be killer on the engine.

>>29082815
That's a rather vague request

>>29082496
>could donate excess income to charity, save up for something important, etc.
>instead going to buy overpriced blanket simply because pony

not sure how feels

>>29082815
I may have a fic for you then, if your totally fine with 34

>>29082859
How do you figure?

>>29082864
This looks cute
>look closer
>is....is she eating shit?

>>29082853
Her tears looks so tasty.

I sure hope a mod fixes the MASTER CODE before it becomes a problem on other boards besides /sci/

>>29082774
Tozac! Fuck man, I love your writing. How far along is the Rainbow Dash chapter?

If you wanted my advice (not that you would), I would mention that Dash being a lesbian is pretty much fanon at this point, so it might be jarring if you come out and make her blatantly 100% straight... It may be preferable to leave it slightly ambiguous. Remember, she's being raped... She's not going to like it either way. When Rarity talks about getting rid of Dash's "homosexual tendencies" (or something like that) I took that to mean that it was just something assumed about her and not known for sure...

Here's hoping to a good conclusion, whatever you write!

>>29082815

>>29082897
Pinecone. We have a lot of pics of Trixie eating pinecones for some reason.

>>29082897
its a pine cone.

>>29082897
it's a pinecone

>>29082897
It's a pine cone I believe

>>29082897
It's a pincecone.
Don't ask.

>>29082868
Not just a blanket, a Cutie Mark Crusader blanket inspired by Sweetie Bell's song in Stare Master.

Yup.

Season 2 will be just like Season 1 all over again.

>>29082897
Its a pinecone. some guy went into every stream and talked to every artist he could and asked for trixie eating a pinecone for a week or so

>>29082942
But Twillight doesn't look blatantly gay like RD, that caption makes no sense.

>>29082942
good

>>29082925
>>29082927
>>29082928
>>29082939
>>29082940

>>29082942

Somehow I can live with that.

>>29082813
I heard he doesn't want to write it, same as I don't want to read it. We'll always do though. It... it's a demon. Like a writing demon

>>29082853
More

>>29082941
>Shoe Brony
GASP
Do you still make shoes?
Fuck da copyright police, you should totally set up another Zazzle account.

>>29082942
What's the problem? Sounds good to me

>>29082942
>that macro

I hope the episode quality starts off with a bang, the early season 1 episodes felt kinda slow

>>29082942
One can only hope

>>29082893
It's not, i'm being silly.

Still a bitch to clean all that out though. Seriously what happened with that? You just open the hood and it was full of apples?

>>29082813
I've considered just dropping it, but there are too many people waiting on the conclusion. I wouldn't want to let them down.

>>29082848
>what is the newest chapter?
Dash and the Wonderbolts.
Speaking of, does the third Wonderbolt have a name? Spitfire, Soaren, and...? It would be awkward to just keep referring to him as "that third guy".

Who has the tastiest cunt in Equestria?

>>29083031
Your mom.

>>29083031
me

>>29083016
I think he has to usually have some plastic cover just at the bottom of the windshield.

But that thing is gone, and the thing is parked under an apple tree, I guess.

>>29083031
horses are not a clean animal

>>29082942
I see this as a good thing. The first season had a good variety of stories and it was full of colourful characters and I made some cool friends in the generals.

>>29083031
Ask Twilight and Dash. They know.

>>29083027
Just make up a name

>>29083027
Hm, not officially. The white one?

I heard Blizzard or something

Help me. I can't stop having dreams where I have sex with Pinkie pie. It is disturbing. For the past week straight it's been happening, and I've been fapping before sleep to do my best to control. Heck, just last night I managed to be aware enough to try and tell her no but she just laughed and "raped" me. How can I get these dreams to stop? I want my brain back.

>>29083027
Spitfire, Soarin, and Bolt. (I think)

>>29082980
I was here when he spammed his goddamn rape fic right in the middle of the thread, I sometimes wish I had just laughed at him and continued chatting about pony ships.

I'll do my best momma, I promise I..momma? Momma?

>>29083027
Some people have called him Blizzard.

Speaking of the Wonderbolts. How many members do you think they have? We have seen quite a few.

Last pony thread for awhile, gotta get some sleep before I evacuate prior to hurricane hitting

If anyone's on east coast, be careful and be safe

>>29082994
I'm afraid I haven't made shoes for a long time, and I'm actually blacklisted on Zazzle. Although people on deviantart do still ask to buy them, I can't sell them anymore.

I sell shirts, buttons and other accessories now.
http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.com/
http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.co.uk

>>29083027
You know there's more than three Wonderbolts, right?

>>29083062
>>29083004
I didn't say I had a problem with it. Season 1 kicked ass.

So how have the summer threads been? I left around Best Night Ever.

>>29083092
I will watch out for buses.

>>29083027
Call him maverick or something.

>>29083087
Theres a bunch
Maybe 9? Separated in tiered teams of threes?

>>29082849
Nah bro - Nah.
Purple it is.

>>29082706
I do fear this.

>>29083107
Sometimes god awful. Sometimes fun. Show discussion has been DAMN THIN.

>>29083081
I wanted to question that, but then I decided he just didn't know about pastebin at the time

>>29082755

I sort of wish the season wasn't starting until mid october. I wanted to do requests for people in the threads by the time season 2 came out..

It'd be nice to have an episode where trixie tries to into REAL MAGICS.

And fucks up like none other.

>>29083066
Is Twilight fanon gay now too?

>>29083092
EVACUATION IS FOR THE WEAK

Southeast Virginia reporting in, I fear only for my convertible.

>>29083080
Now that I think about it... I got that name from just one fanfic I read. And that's kind of a stupid name, considering the group is called the WonderBOLTs. Why the fuck did I think that was his real name?

>>29083076
You need to get in control of your dream and fuck the shit out of her. For you see, it isn't a dream at all, Pinkie is invading them to try and get you to accept the fact that you want to sex up the cast.

So just show her that you really want it and she will go away.

You should feel honored though, she took time to break the fourth wall just to visit you.

Sometimes I think maybe I can learn to like Snips.

And then things this happen.

>>29083087
>Speaking of the Wonderbolts. How many members do you think they have?
Maybe it's like a sports team, or like the Blue Angels. I'm guessing they recruit new ones every season or so.

>>29083157
>things like this

I can't language today.

>>29083076
You can't resist it...I've tried, just go with it.

>>29083081
I posted the first chapter as I wrote it, but that was the only time. I've been good about keeping it off /co/ since then. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

>>29083101
Yes, but there's a definitive main three.

>>29082913
Don't worry, I have something special in mind for Rainbow Dash. Then I'll probably wrap up Chapter 5 with an epilogue wherein Rarity gets her just desserts and finally put this behind me. Not that it will necessarily be the last piece of non-consensual clop I write, but at least for a while.

>>29083157
Stop liking and drawing such shitty ponies
Well, can't do much for the former.
But you know.

>>29083146
North Carolina. I have no place else to go and I work this weekend.

>>29083096
Those fuckers.

>>29083137
>god-awful
How and why?
And I can imagine show discussion being thin, what with no new show to discuss.

I figured you guys would probably resort to fanfiction or something and that doesn't really interest me, so I jumped ship. Then I heard the new season was starting soon, so I decided to start coming back and rewatching episodes.

>>29083190
>Yes, but there's a definitive main three.

I'd say six that perform, we just happen to only see half the team on screen during conversations for budget reasons.

>>29083169
I thought as much too, obviously they would recruit as Dash thinks she can join if she impresses them.

But how many do you think are in active service at a time? They seem to do 6 pony shows, so they would need a good amount of members for multiple performances and in case accidents happen.

>>29083108

>>29083190
I find it kind of a shame that you're thinking of it in terms of 'put this behind me', but I guess that's life.

>Not that it will necessarily be the last piece of non-consensual clop I write,

Image related.

>>29083200
I'll be fine in NY, nothing bad ever happens here. The earthquake was fun for a few seconds though.

Pinkie Pie would treat an earthquake as the most fun thing ever.

>>29083204
well there's a discussion about Rainbow Dash getting raped going on right now but you not noticing it is pretty awesome

>>29083244
>here comes another chinese earthquake

>>29083204
We got worse than fanfiction.
We got Faceless.
And ENDLESS fetishistic "why boner" and goro and rape stories from his ilk.

And complaining about Ponychan ENDLESSLY.

And complaining about the fanfiction character Nyx ENDLESSLY.

>>29083200
Eastern part? I know y'all get hit hard by the storms. I thank you for it actually because I'm right above you and the outer banks tend to push storms away from my city.

Doesn't look that will be the case this time around though.

Aww, shit. Check EqD; season 2's been pushed back to March. :/

>>29083191
I draw for the underdogs. Who are ponies.

>>29083244
>Pinkie Pie would treat an earthquake as the most fun thing ever.


>"M-m-m-m-m-m-y-y-y-y v-o-o-o-o-i-c-c-c-c-e s-o-o-o-u-u-u-n-d-d-d-d-s s-s-s-i-i-i-l-l-l-y-y-y!"

>>29083263

I need to get going for now, it's been great catching up. I know I always say the same thing, but new shirts coming soon. Totally for real this time!

Peace, friends.

>>29083259
Sounds like MLP general.

Say, what is your opinion on Rule34 anyway? Not your opinion on how /co/ feels about it, but how you feel about it.

>>29083259

>>29083263
oh no
let me run and check
oh i got trolled

How often did your favorite pony change throughout Season 1, if it did at all?

You think she'll remain your favorite through Season 2?

>>29083263

>>29083292
Keep on fighting the good fight

>>29083306
It keeps switching between Rarity and Twilight.

>>29083234
I don't understand. Are you suggesting this should be the end of the non-consensual clopfics I write?

>>29083259
>Faceless
I think I remember him. Not sure.

>ENDLESS fetishistic "why boner and goro and rape"
We had those before the season ended too. Did they get worse?

>complaining about Ponychan ENDLESSLY
I remember at like the start of May when Ponychan was down and a bunch of them came to /co/ and people flipped a shit. That was pretty retarded. Did it really continue throughout the whole summer?

>Nyx
I'm not even gonna ask.

alright, almost 3 weeks until season 2, not too soon to come back, how's it goin' /co/?

>>29083268

OH DANG SB, YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME APPLEJACK

>>29083324
I think it means Fluttershy is imploring you to write more, actually.

>>29083324
I'm hoping it won't be, actually.

>>29083306
she got the jitters once, but she remained consistently awesome throughout the season. I hope shit goes down in season two

>>29083296
Not good. No boners, no real idea why it's so fancied.
Feels alot of people do it just to get some validation you know.

I mean, put up a story, average. No ones gonna read that shit.

Now, put in Braeburn going all sentient and treefucking the entire cast, now that, that gets you pageviews.

>>29083296
Folks do what they want. Some of it I like, some of it I don't.
I've written some sexy stuff myself.
No reason to worry about it, really.
But it IS a dick move to try and "trick" folks to look at stuff they don't want to/not using spoilers.

>>29083296
I may not be Pacce, but I think this is something everyone should chim in on.

I actually find it funny. I don't know why, but I can't get off to any r34 of MLP. I look at it and my boner just dies.

I have actually started using it as an anti-boner method.

Instead I look at it and appreciate it as art instead of erotica. This has never happened before with me.

Oh well.

>>29083259
His ilk? Faceless doesn't like goro or rape and hasn't ever written anything about either.

Damn pacce, faceless has enough wrong with him you shouldn't need to make shit up

>>29083349
*Bloomberg

fuck.

>>29083306

It's hard to say who my favorite character is. It really depends on the episode. I guess if I had to narrow it down... Applejack would be on the bottom on the list. Not to any particular dislike of her, but she is the least relatable to me.

>>29083341
>>29083343
Oh, I hadn't noticed the name. That makes sense.

The truth of the matter is that while it's not an easy topic to write for, especially in a more brutal sort of way that doesn't have the girl end up loving it and begging for more halfway through, it's hard to ignore the shock impact. As a self-professed whore for attention, it will be hard to garner the same kind of feedback and reaction with a milder topic, even if it is one that appeals to a broader audience.

I had considered incest, though that seems a bit played out. Are Twilight and Spike close enough to family that they would qualify?

>>29083370
fucking fund it

>>29083349
>>29083370
>implying bloomberg isn't sentient

>>29083349
>>29083351
>>29083356
Sucks to be you guys, can't even enjoy a little rule34 every once in awhile.

>>29083329
Yes to both.
The why boner story spam has slowed... only to be replaced by roleplay pony abuse (Sweetie is the current favorite target)
And THEY NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT PONYCHAN. Ponychan has joined up with such words as "autism" and "hipster" for losing all meaning other than a generic insult.

>>29083296
I used to look at some ponies rule 34 before I got into the series, because it was there and the visual style is appealing enough to draw me in.

Once I actually gave the show itself a chance and got into ponies, I lost all interest in r34 stuff.

>>29083386
Spike is like 5 years old.

>>29083394
pacce you're making generalizations.

>>29083365
I mean folks who came in his wake WITH the other stuff.
All Faceless's fetishes were consensual.
Well, except for conning chumps out of their money.

>>29083394
I"m pretty sure that's just one person roleplaying as SweetieBelle, I can tell by the filenames easy enough

>>29083394
You could use some love and tolerance.

>>29083396
It was the other way around for me.

Hey guys check this out
it's p.hardcore sexy

>>29083365
I think it is a thing to poke fun at Faceless like that. He's listed his dislikes enough times and people still say it

>>29083393
Hey now, there's plenty r34 I enjoy.

Just not of cartoon ponies.

>>29083157
AW! Instant save!

>>29083306
Applejack didn't really change much in season one, save for growing a bit more tolerant of Rarity.

There's not much room for growth though and that's part of why I like her.

>>29083411
It's a brief run-down of the "god awful" parts of the summer.
Yes, it's a generalization.

>>29083404
The show can call him a baby all it likes, he does not act like a five year old. And he is going to fuck Twilight. Sorry.

lawl check out /sci/ now

>>29083428
o god its staring right at me

>>29083404
Pretty sure he's more like 10-13, like the CMC.

>>29083296

see picture

I also agree with Pacce, too many times have I been in a general and unspoilered porn and gore have been spammed. I also have a few people who just link me stuff via imgur so I won't be able to tell, they're trolls, but they're still my friends. I just wish they didn't.

>>29083386
Spike and Twilight get the sex treatment fairly frequently in fics, at least two or three times. Incest is a bit more difficult to pull off if you're going for shock value; the only brother in the cast is Big Mac, and there's already a somewhat ridiculous amount of applecest out there.

>>29083435
And why not, it's not like it's any different from standard R34.

>>29083394
Yeesh. I'm glad I left then.
And I'm glad you stayed in spite of all the shit. Otherwise that would be one less good poster.

>>29083393
Eh, it really doesn't bother me that much. I just think it strange that I have enjoyed r34 on everything else I have become a fan of and yet this remains pure to me.

Instead I like to explore relationships instead of just out and out sex. The sex doesn't bother me, I just can't get off to it and believe me, I would like to get off to some human versions of the main cast, but it still goes flaccid whenever I look at them.

I have had a dream about fucking Rainbow Dash though. It was awesome.

>>29083454
What the hell?

>>29083428
Got any other new stuff?

>>29083483
Like I said, that was the highlights of THE BAD.
There were some damn good time too.
Like when someone said that having fandom terms were stupid and something like "just because I like pizza, I don't call myself a pepperbrony"

And then we all took on pizza related names and talked about ponies and pizza.

I started watching the show because I saw pictures of Twilight around everywhere and thought she was sexy.

Deal with it.

>>29083479
I dunno it's kinda retarded but I think all cartoon porn is retarded

>>29083483
Well hopefully things will mellow out once the show starts back up.

In the mean time, want to discuss how ponies become a Wonderbolt?

>>29083479
Can't explain it.
I think people should be free to do what they want, so if they want to read and make 34 of ponies, that's their problem/obsession.

Aight.

Fic report for Thursday, August 25, 2011
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Early morning tomorrow. Already regretting staying up this late.

Enjoy your stats.

>>29083549
If you're bitten by a Wonderbolt you become one.

So how about those trixiefics.

Or atleast the one someone mentioned :(

>>29083454

>>29083510
>Got any other new stuff?
I made an animation of an anthro twilight flashing her tits but it turned out really dumb and I'd be better off not sharing it

I remember when "Brony" wasn't a bad word. You know, back when Pony threads were only on /co/. Before the porn and shipping took over. Good times.

>>29083532

What's next, a pegasus pony that reminds us of a side of buffalo wings?

>>29083538
Finally, some honesty.

>>29083532
Don't forget nostalgia thread night.
http://arch.413chan.net/co27502157.html
http://arch.413chan.net/co27503382.html
http://arch.413chan.net/co27504414.html

>>29083538
I saw a cute picture of Rarity and Applejack kissing and thought I would check out the show since so many people seemed to like it.
The picture got my attention fist though, I'll admit.

>>29083589
Honestly, it's probably for the best, people around here flip out at the mere mention of anthro.

WELL FUCK YES I am officially half done with that dickbutts sketchbook and going to PAX tomorrow. Is anyone else here going? It'd be nice to meet some /co/ pony fans that aren't socially retarded ponychan neckbeards.

>>29083589
You lieing.

>>29083597
*insert some cheesy joke here*

>>29083454
i dont know if you guys caught it, it was up for about a minute. moot just made the whole page say "stop messing with the background -moot"

covered all the posts and everything

then the moment that went away someone made it a .gif of a chick sucking a dick

>>29083576
Here, have this:

Trixie sat in a booth of the inn/tavern, listening to the storm. She felt undressed without her cape and hat, but Ponyville was the one place she didn't want recognition.

"I'm going to need a room and a bottle of your best," Trixie said to the nearest waiter.

Not long after getting her bottle, Trixie felt a hoof tap her on the side. Trixie turned to see a purple earth pony looking at her with bleary eyes and standing on unsteady hooves. 'Clearly,' Trixie thought to herself, 'she's a popular customer here.'

"You're the Great and Powerful Trixie," she accused with a slur.

"Why," Trixie sighed, "you a fan?"

"Your magic show scared my kid," she slammed her hooves on the table as she spoke. "All that lightning and fireworks, you could have started a fire. And then you brought an Ursa to town."

Trixie placed a hoof on the pony's chest. "If you're gonna accuse somepony of something, you might want to get your facts straight first. It was those two dolts Slugs and Scissors who brought that stupid bear into your stupid town. So why don't you sit down before you fall down," she finished with a light shove.

The earth pony went hurtling back, knocking over a nearby table. Before Trixie could even say anything, three earth ponies were escorting her to the door.

"But I barely touched her," Trixie protested. "At least let me grab my-," she turned her head to see the purple earth pony smiling triumphantly back at her as she caressed Trixie's bottle of wine. The pony grabbed the bottle with her mouth and tipped her head back. Seconds later, she spat the empty bottle to the floor before staggering away.

Trixie's mouth was still hanging open as she was pushed out the door and into the rain. "I really hate this town."

>>29083396
same
the only interesting porn is the shit that blows you away like CT and Sweatshirt

>>29083597
Which one of you pepperbronies would lick up all of her hot, dripping cheese?

>>29083613
>It'd be nice to meet some /co/ pony fans that aren't socially retarded ponychan neckbeards.
Suddenly, I see what Pacce was talking about.

You guys seriously kept this "Ponychan is autistic neckbearded hugbox fags!" shit up all summer long?

How did you STAND these threads?

>>29083645
No way, that shit burns the roof of your mouth.

>>29083597
God, that's making me REALLY FUCKING HUNGRY.

>>29083589
Show us anyway, I dare you.

>>29083645

I don't even want to think about it, just looking at her makes me hungry for pizza.

Why is Trixie pining for an oblivious Twilight so adorable?

>>29083589

>>29083667
That's an opinion.

>>29083660
God I hate that feel

>>29083627
If you ate berry punch or drank her blood... hell, if you even swallowed her spit, you'd get alcohol poisoning.

Also thank you :)!

>>29083658
"IGNORE WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE"
Became my mantra. It was nice to bitch about a bit just now, though.
Felt like I was getting a bit off my chest.

Also I met some chill motherfuckers like Roogna and Tanman and so on.

>>29083685
option*

>>29083658
The seventh Element of Harmony is Ignoring. We learn to ignore it.

>>29083696
Now I remember why I like Rarity over Twilight.

I can't stand the Twixie shippers.

>>29083660
How about when you eat Captain Crunch and it cuts your mouth? And then for lunch you have salty chilli?

>>29083689
No problem.
Writing Trixie and Gilda how they ACTUALLY behaved in the show is a hoot.
They're fun as hell.

>>29083658
Heavy drinking

>>29083721
>Gilda how they ACTUALLY behaved in the show is a hoot.

oh god you actually think you do this don't you

>>29083695
>>29083658
Yeah, meeting the chill motherfuckers is what I DO want. It's just uh, each pony fan I've met in person thus far has been all bad facial hair, cheap fedoras, cargo shorts, and possessing a severe lack of social standards. Also all have been regulars to ponychan. It's kind of hard to NOT make generalities if they're all the same, and all awful.

>>29083709
>six elements around a seventh

Dude that's a fucking potted plant.

>>29083726
Oh yeah, that too.
My drinking games were a near weekly staple.

>>29083712
Besides, Twilight and Trixie would never work.
There's only one pony she'll ever get...

Will Derpy be in every episode of S2?

>>29083761

I hope not. Talk about ruining the joke.

>>29083743
>fedora
>cargo pants
What.
I live somewhat far from a city, but there's people who seriously wear those two items together?

>>29083731
Yes, in one story. This one:
http://dizzypacce.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d3i36sq

>>29083743
>fedoras

When did this even become a thing?

I remember /v/ started bitching about it, slowly at first and then it fucking snowballed.

Now the word fedora is cataloged right up there with autistic, hipster, casual, faggot, etc

>>29083761
I hope she never shows up.
But she will.
And I'll have to suffer with the whole "OH MY GOD! DERPY :DDD"

>http://nostalgasm.com/


if you nostalgia at any of these then you must go to bed

>>29083712
>Implying TwiDash and TrixieRarity are not the acme of ships

>>29083761
She was in every Season 1 episode that had a crowd shot just about.
Soooo, she'll likely be around.

Guys, I'm crushing hard on rarity. What's a good suicide method?

>>29083787
Is Rarity turning into diamonds?

Fucking awesome.

>>29083761
I wouldn't mind if it was in a 'Where's Waldo?' sort of way, but I don't think it will be a problem either way.

She'll show up now and then, have a couple lines and then be on her way. At most. Maybe not even that much.

>>29083805
Read RGP again.

>>29083787
>Legends of the Hidden Temple

The fucking Silver Snakes never fucking won holy shit I was always pissed about that.

>>29083743
I used to go to Ponychan too, before the season ended. I do none of the above.

>>29083787
You know what's sad?
I almost clicked the Real Player picture thinking it was the program.
I used that piece of shit way too much when I was young.
Remember the Real Player jingle?

>>29083787
>the celery stalks at midnight
HOW!?

>>29083787
But I just woke up and poured myself a drink

Good god what have ponies done to my life

>>29083752
He likes them young...

Frolo hates ponies

>>29083205
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>>29083205
>>29083205
>>29083205
>>29083205
>>29083205

>>29083658
Every time it tapers off, someone claiming to be from ponychan comes in and scolds us for not being loving and tolerant enough. That sparks shit right off again.

>>29083787
>Gamecube? Nostalgia? That's crazy
>Gamecube is a decade old
wtfman

>>29083789
truly the epitome

>>29083848
Frolo hates everything that isn't God.
And I'm pretty sure he hates God too.

>>29083787
FUCKING MILO AN OTIS MAN

mumbles should be ALL OVER ponychan

>>29083869
>Pet Abuse: The Movie

>>29083787
Gamecube? Nostalgia?
Shit man, n64 is still fresh, you know... right?


....right?

>>29083671
>>29083618
Say whatever you like. It's awful.

A quick question to all drawfags. Is there any ponies you just fucking HATE drawing? I hate drawing Twilight with a passion. I can never get her hair, eyes or cutie mark to look right!

>>29083874

totally.

who remembers rock n roll racing?

>>29083856
Yeah. Didn't you have one when you were a kid?

>>29083856
Dude I remember when I first got my Gamecube! My parents hid it like fucking Buzz Lightyear on Christmas. It was the best thing ever.
Played the crap out of Luigi's Mansion.

>>29083865

I laughed when he got triple 6's at the end. Did not see that coming.

>>29083820
Well, so did I. A pity you're not going to PAX, then.

>>29083789
>Trixie Rarity

mmmm... Nah.

>>29083879
Share it for the laughs.

It'll be like sweet twilight and hella spike, only sweet tits and hella bad drawing instead.

>>29083888
My point is that it seems way younger, and yes I did.
Fuckin time man, where the fuck does it go.

>>29083879
Oh dude, come on! Even if it is really shitty, there's so little of FiM flash porn!
If anything it will be troll fodder for /f/.

>>29083860
Trixie deserves no one but herself.

>>29083789
>TwiDash

Brofist. Best ship is best.

>>29083833
my first whyboner

>>29083884
I hate drawing Fluttershy and Rarity. Which is weird, because Rarity is my favorite.