>>29063984

Thank god.

Legit general.

>>29063984

skeletons

I dunno
now I can't think of anything that isn't half-human, and having half-human things in the show would seem kinda weird

The red dragon is a must and he is Fluttershy friend and shit and fuck the green dragon a fucking owl beat him.

>>29063984
Spooky skeletons and goblins.

>>29063984
Pony Lich?

Also looking for skeletal ponies

Kirin, from Monster Hunter.

What ponies have to do to survive in the unprotected lands.

>>29064043

good point

>>29064036

pony skeletons

>>29063984
I want to see a homunculous pony.

>don't say griffons
>don't say griffons
>don't say griffons
>don't say griffons
>don't say griffons
>don't say griffons
>don't say griffons
>don't say griffons
>don't say griffons

The sexy cat bird!

>Crisis averted.

>>29064061
Skeleton ponies?

Ponies

or

L.A. Noire.

wat do

>>29063984
Zombies

Also Thirding Spooky Skeletons

>>29063984
I'd like the see that red dragon come back.
Don't know if that counts.

My Little Otyughs

>>29064075
>L.A. Noire
Fuckawful game.

I'm from /v/, so you should trust me on this. It's an incredibly bad game.

>>29064064

Hey Pacce i think this is relevant to your interest.

http://asklyrabonbon.tumblr.com/

>>29064083
He will never return for fear of more rainbow kicks.

>>29063984
Spiders
Spiders monsters who are actually gentlemen and help Rarity craft one awesome dress.

Well we've had Griffons, what about some Hippogrifs or however they're spelled.

>>29064083
Dragons are monsters, I'd imagine.

What reason would he come back so soon? He should be sleeping somewhere.

>>29063984
Crack open a Monster Manual to a random page.
All of them on that page.
Profit??

The Pheromone Bees.
They should be Bees that release a pheromone that make all the males RAPE CRAZY in ponyville.

>>29064097
>/v/
>know about video games

>>29064099
It IS!
And I thank you!

>>29064113

I'm going to do this, brb.

>>29064121
if that coincides with the mares going into heat, then everybody wins!

>>29063984
The most evil creature of them all.
It turns out it's man.

>Speaking of monsters

http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/post/9382370603

>>29064075
pony noire
find out who stole the princess' bird

>>29064104
Spiders are classy monsters

>>29064121
Reminds me of The Skrewfly Solution.

>>29064131

No problem, is the only good Lyra tumblr, the other one is pure shit, she is not even a lesbian!

>>29064137
Thanks, I was too godawful lazy to go find mine.

>>29064108
"And it's YOUR baby, Rainbow Dash!"

I sea ponies and eat them

in season 2, celestia is replaced by princess bubblegum.

how excited are you?

>>29064137

pic related. think giant spider ponies would be too scary for little girls?

>>29064158
That's horrifying.

>>29064167
I dont know who that is so none excited

Kelpie maybe.
It would be like an evil sea pony.

I'd say a sphinx too, but the human part of it would be weird.

>>29064137
Better be the first addition

>>29064167
Mite B Cool

>>29064167
Not very.
Princess Celestia > Princess Bubblegum.

>>29064143
Come to think of this, I'd really like a single human in FiM. It's never fully shown, and is more or less the MLP equivlent of Shub-Niggurath or some other lovecraftian horror, with the episode staring it being similarly flavored.

I suggested this a while back, but what about having a gelatinous cube terrorize the town and Pinkie comically eats it to save everyone?

>>29064206
The fetish fuel would power many a fan art/fic.

>>29064184

my day is now complete. thank you kind sir.

Anyone know how many years Megasweet has been drawing?

>>29064184
>Twilight's face
Ha. I enjoy pony adventure time crossovers.

>>29064206
Pinkie has met the monsters under the bed. She's not scared of them. They're scared of her.

>>29064206
If they didn't already have her save the town from Parasprites, that would be awesome.

>>29064112
I had this silly idea that maybe the place he chose to sleep next wasn't the best place either.
Like he disturbed a new monster's home.
Then he comes back to Ponyville and the ponies either help with this new threat and/or help find him a new and safer place to sleep.

And that doesn't sound as good now that I typed it out...

>>29064233
>Implying the town wasn't reduced to rubble.

So which one of you is this person?

>>29064112
Forgot his pillow amongst his hoard (suspiciously smaller with hoofprints and small white hairs here and there)

>>29064254

we all watch the show here, try one of the other shitty fandom sites

>>29064181
Do you dislike the 4th edition? I've gotten that vibe from you when D&D gets brought up.

Well not really. :-) Equestria Daily posted an article on pileus iridescent clouds

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap110824.html

I followed links and found this awesome archive.

http://www.atoptics.co.uk/droplets/iridim0.htm

I didn't know you could do that with a 747.

(Reposted here. I thought the other thread was the official one.)

>>29064254
Nah, he's from Ponychan.

>>29064254
well, you caught me.

>>29064254

You anon.

first time drawing a pony...

i find her least interesting pony... , not that i dont like her. i just dont remember anything "owsom" done by her...

>>29064151
Well shit.

I don't think any of the monsters should return really, they all served their purpose they should fade away so new monsters can show up.

I could like to see a gelatinous cube FIM style though

>>29064254
Oh my god.

Why do half the Bronies never watch the show? Is it because they don't want to or too fucking lazy to YouTube search "My Little Pony: Friendship is Mage Episode 1"?

Also I'm not sleeping tonight because of that thing.

Which pony corresponds with each Whose line cast member?

>>29064184

Finn looks pretty ok with being used as a stool.

>>29064266
Never played it. But no, I don't like what I've seen of it.

MY LITTLE FAGGOTS
MY LITTLE FAGGOTS
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

MY LITTLE FAGGOTS
I USED TO WONDER IF YOUR WERE TROLLING
(MY LITTLE FAGGOTS)
UNTIL YOU SHITS KEPT POSTING

BIG ASSPAIN
TONS OF FURRIES
MY BEAUTIFUL /CO/
YOU FUCKING RUINED IT
FUCKING GENERALS
ALL FUCKING DAY
AND THE PORN MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE NOW

MY LITTLE FAGGOTS
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO GET LAAAAAAAID

>>29064151

>You're such a loud mouth

>>29063984
Goblins and zombies have been mentioned in the show, as have the Ferrets of Fairyland.

>>29064318
He has Princess butt on him.
Who wouldn't be pleased?

>>29064318
Its because he's touching Princess Bubblegum's butt.

>>29064326
that... doesn't even follow the sound of the song, man

>>29064306
>Cutebold Fluttershy

DO WANT!

>>29064151
I have mixed feelings about this.

Is this blog just going to kill off every single pony from the show?

What would be better if she started to butcher OC ponies.

>>29064326
Your rhythm is off.

Meanwhile, Homestuck is still on Hiatus.

>>29064323
What parts do you dislike?

Anyone who is a fan of this, and isn't a little girl with parents who have disposable income, is honestly really pathetic.

>>29064326
Thought it was clever enough to post twice?

It wasn't.

And then I cutted some of sis fabric. I wanted to make cutie mark crusader banner. But sis gets really realy mad at me. I don't know why. She's cutting her fabric all the time.

>>29064254

Alright, I confess I am George Costanza

>>29064326
That was awful, don't quit your day job.

>>29064326
>turn it sideways

Homosuck faggot detected
How does it feel that SBaHJ is a shitty plot device for your horrible web-comic?

>>29064359
That would have no impact though.
No one would care.

>>29064350
>>29064364
>>29064376

Let's see... What about Golems?

Discord could use his magic to make one and fuck shit up with it. Maybe Twilight finds some way to make it turn on him and slap his shit

>>29064383

fucking lol

Source on that picture?

How's this sort of effect look? Colors can be changed easily of course

GlamourKat said she likes Lyra/Bon Bon, Caramel/Mac and the canon ships


What kind of pairings do yo think faust likes?

>>29064326
>Not flipping it turnways
No anon, I believe it is you who has fucked up

>>29064381
We need an edit of this picture but with Sweetie crying and bleeding. Like we did with the bestest big sister comic.
I loved that thread.

>>29064348
>>29064347

PBbuttmind.png

>>29064367
I think you mean metastuck

>>29064367
No one gives a shit. Hussie could die, right now, and not one single fuck would be given.

>>29064416
Twilight and the mule.

>>29064398
>sarge instead of sage

Homosuck faggots can't even sage!

>>29064326
From "Big Asspain" onwards it was completely out of key.

Honestly, people can't even forge hate songs properly these days. It's ridiculous.

>>29064420
FUCK YOU

>my grandma is legally blind
>after doing some research i find out she able to apply for a guide horse
>but it costs $2000

i am going to start saving now and soon i will have a tiny horse living in my house. everyone will love me for buy this for grandma, i see no downside to this situation.

>>29064416
Twilight/Celestia

>>29064416
Anything with Dash.

>>29064441
>Tails, how do they work?

>>29064432
1.those lyrics came from the /v/ spammer that came here months ago

2.it's intentional shithead

Can someone explain to me how this has caught on to such a large fanbase of fully grown men, and how they can just so unashamedly and unironically discuss it as if its not exceptionally strange to be so wrapped up in a show for little girls.
And don't say it has humour above a childs level in it, so does 90 percent of every popular kids show/movie, they put that in there for the adults watching it with their own children

>>29064463
Cleaning up after it is a downside.

Also the money to feed and care for it properly is also a downside.

>>29064432
that's the joke, nig.

>>29064416
Also, EVERYONE likes Lyra and Bon-Bon.
At least as friends.

>>29064463

just what every home needs. more horserape.

>>29064359

Eh? What blog?!

>>29064416
>Lyra/BonBon
>Caramel/Mac
>canon ships

Whoever this GlamourKat is, I like them already! Those are all fantastic ships.

>>29064441

Oh man, that dress looks great.

>>29064414
>>29064414
>>29064414
>>29064414

>>29064416
>GK likes Caramac

welp, I suppose if the lesbo one is allowed the homo one should too

>>29064441
Whats with the tail?

I mean its cute and all but the tail is off.

>>29064282
i just drew my first pony i named him fatleg.


i am jelly of your skills.

>>29064516
It's look awesome man.
Can't wait for the full game.

>>29064488
It's funny, well written and voice acted, and generally a pretty okay show. But it's also absolutely adorable, except you don't have to feel bad for liking the designs because it's a legitimately decent show anyway

>>29064482
Who the fuck cares, faggot?

I hate homosuck, so you are associated with them, /v/irgin.

>>29064516
No one cares about your shitty kart ripoff, Hoppip. It's obviously not going to be good.

>>29064488
Manchildren and pedophiles.

>>29064501
I sent the ask Lyra and BonBon a question, have you?

>>29064516
I'm not much into computers, can you be a bit more specific with your question?

>>29064414
The contrast between grass and dirt is jarring.
Looks fine other than that.

>>29064516
Dunno.. Looks fine to me.
What effect are you going for? Make it look like the show?

>>29064488
1. it's the best show on TV


2.

>how they can just so unashamedly and unironically discuss it

Because real men don't give a shit if other people have a problem with what they watch on TV. You're thinking of aspies and pussies.

>>29064488
The humor is an element of it, but I think the key aspects are the art style and animation quality, the unique, yet ambiguous world (good fanwork fuel), and most importantly, the diverse cast of likable characters.

>>29064488
Oh look it's this question again. No I'm not going to answer it. Someone else might, but no I'm sorry I don't think I can today.

>>29064511
She is a /co/ friend who works on the show now.

>>29064505
i wont be having sex with the horse that much. i will be a good horse owner and wash her everyday and take care of her. we will watch mlp together.

>>29064282
that actually looks pretty good. you gave her flutterhsy's eyes though, and the hind legs could definitely use some work.

>>29064494
And I was also making a joke about retards who can't even spell "sage" correctly, nigger.

>>29064560
who the fuck cares, faggot
i could give less than a shit if you came about some godawful piece of shit comic

>>29064420
somebody called?

>Like *I* did with the bestest big sister comic.
fixed

>>29064488
It's funny, it's cute, it has pleasant visuals (no GOOD ANIMATION debates please), and the characters are pretty solid.

And because we all want to fuck them. So hard. All the fucking, we want it.

>>29064595
Oh cool, what does she do for the show?

Does this surprise anyone else?

Btw the pegasus name is Sir Prize

>>29064615
>>29064560
Just, stop.
You're only embarrassing yourself.

>>29064488

For me, it's just a matter of the people who worked on it.

These aren't your novice kids' show writers that Hasbro picked up off the street and told them, "We have toys; make cartoons based on them." These are the writers, directors, storyboard artists, and producers who created shows since I was in the show's target age group, and in a lot of ways it shows.

Powerpuff Girls; Fosters' Home; Dexter's Lab; Samurai Jack; Ed Edd n Eddy; My Life as a Teenage Robot; even fucking South Park. These are shows that built many of today's high-school and college-aged generation's childhood, and they're just a sampling of the shows who share credits with MLP.

>>29064595
Ah, cool, didn't know that, thanks.

>>29064607
>i wont be having sex with the horse that much
Why did I laugh

>>29064570
Mostly, yeah. Without this effect, the road's one texture with constant lighting and knowing where little bumps are isn't very easy - normally you'd stick a texture on the road with a sort of "streaky" pattern, but since the guy who made the road model dun goofed a bit, we're not redoing the entire model for that texture. So this is an alternative way to be able to see the track

>>29064566
do you think it looks good y/n

>>29064569
there will be stuff like fences, bushes, etc to cover that part up

>>29064615
straight out of ponychan, I presume

>have excellent monster discussion
>devolves into meta

Well, it was cool while it lasted.

>>29064628
She's an animator.
So blame her next time there's a cyclops pony.

>>29064618
i dont like the blood, if there was poo all over the floor it would be more funny. it is canon that sb shits everywhere.

>>29064617
>can't even formulate his own sentences
>can't even put a correct email or command on the email field
>calling it 'funny'

So, if you strangulate yourself and eat shit at the same time, it's considered comedy to you. Well, I guess I also find that funny.

It's enjoyable for me.
It's not for everyone but I personally like it. I don't know why but it's innocence and cuteness is...refreshing.
In the end it's all >opinions
Also I talk about it because I don't care what other people think about me. And if they judge me after what kind of cartoon I like well then fuck them.

>>29064607
>i wont be having sex with the horse that much
>sex with the horse that much
>that much

I'm serious. That was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while.

(continued from last thread)

Applejack heads back to the farm; after all, she has work to do. I remember what I had seen posted on /co/ just before my computer, desk, chair, and a chunk of the wall were transported to Equestria. I guess I'd have to hug her goodbye later, before I leave.

We discuss metafiction for a while. It turns out there are philosophers here who study such questions. But it was all just theory, aside from tantalizing

anecdotal bits here and there which could be explained away with little effort. But having seen Pinkie Pie, I have hopes.

"So, what's your home like?" asked Twilight, "Who knows, I might like to visit there someday."

I sighed and laid it out for her. Humans are omnivorous apex predators, and the only sapient species on the planet, that we know of. 90% of the 7 billion of us are intolerant bastards who would kill and eat an Equestrian as soon as talk to her. There are wars over religion, money, and political control. There are cults, serial killers, and crime. Few people are decent to anyone whose skin isn't the same shade of brown or pink as their own.

Her expression grew progressively grimmer as I spoke.

Finally, she stopped me. "That's a horrible, horrible place you come from. Why would you ever want to go back there?"

>>29064677
The monsters are the people who post in this thread.

>>29064618
Oh, my god. That's brilliant.

>>29064642

The wealth of talent working on it, doesn't excuse the fact its a show concerning colourful ponies, and rainbows and sparkles etc for little girls.
I honestly find the fact that such a large portion of adult men have latched onto it baffling, I just don't understand how you can justify it by saying ''Good animation, good writing''.
It might have both those things, but its all relative to a kids show.

Honestly, the whole ''Brony'' culture that's spawned from this, is like a plot taken from an upcoming South Park episode.

>>29064720
Why should I listen to you then? You monster

>nigger
>retard
>faggot
>shit

jesus christ who let /b/ in here

>>29064731
Well, give the show a try, you might understand why we like it.

As for why we don't not like it just because it's my little pony: Most of us stopped being 15 a long time ago

>>29064720

>>29064731
Oh well, guess I cant justify liking this show to Anonymous' satisfaction.

>>29064755

Yeah you stopped being 15 and somehow aged backwards to the age of 5

>>29064731
If you still watch Southpark, I'd say your taste in shows is lacking anyway

>>29064772
I don't think that's how biology works, anonymous

>>29064709
Duplex, you were doing so well until you started the anti-human rant. I was really enjoying this up until then.

>>29064774

>mocks South Park
>Openly watches My Little Pony

you people are seriously fucking warped.

>>29064607
whats really nice about the guide horses are that they are very well trained so you dont have to worry about them kicking you in the genitals

>>29064772
I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.

>>29064731
In the early days, people joined the fandom because of the show

nowadays people join the fandom because of the fandom

which is when all of the retards joined

>>29064566
I... have not yet questioned them.
It is a slow tumbler and I can't think of anything right now more interesting than "Do you kiss?"

>>29064772
What kind of shows should we be watching instead, anon?

Superhero shows for teenage homosexuals?

That new show for furries? Thundercats?

>>29064785
Pretty much.
Leave this place.

Run while you still can.

>>29064784
to be fair, we're pretty shit. We really can't compete with a fictional idealised society

>>29064692
Why do we keep doing this? Come on now guys.

>>29064731
>hurr durr I can't look past the fact that it's about ponies so I've never actually watched the show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DTGcuWRCpQ
If you don't like it then piss off

>>29064677
It always devolves into meta. ALWAYS. It drives me bonkers.
Actually it drives me to want to go to ponychan.
*shivers*

I wouldn't mind seeing a hobgoblin or two. Hobgoblins are always comedic gags in my Pathfinder games.

>>29064693
what are you even trying to get at you sad pathetic newfag

>>29064488
Go look at the page on Knowyourmeme.
Fucking idiot.
Or troll. Don't seem to be trollin though.

>>29064731
Watch episode 4, 5, 6, 9, or 16. Any one of those, it doesn't matter. It's 22 minutes. You will understand fully, and you will never need to watch another episode as long as you live.

Trust us. We're 4chan.

>>29064789
Nah, retards started joining it when /b/ found it in February. The season was only half way over then.

>>29064785
Southpark had a good run for several seasons but it's absolute garbage now. Every aspect of the characters have been milked to death, it's just beating a dead horse

>>29064799
I appreciate that, comparatively, to a point, considering what little we know about ponies, we could possibly be considered pretty fucking shit, yeah. But these anti-human rants always get to me. We're not as bad as we're made out to be, like, at all, and I'm sure that in a lot of ways, we're better than Equestria.
But, you know, we do have our fair share of faults. That's just the sort of thing I'd expect to come across in a Conversion Bureau fanfic.

>>29064789

23 more days, dude.

just 23

a girl at work asked me if i liked cupcakes. do you think she is a secret brony. should i wear a pony shirt to work?

>>29064816
>still denial that he got told

Let me predict what you will put next on your email field!

>butthurt
Just like your current state, buddy.

>>29064731
>The wealth of talent working on it, doesn't excuse the fact its a show concerning colourful ponies
I never said it did, but it does help with a sense of childhood nostalgia. It uses a lot of the same conventions and ideas from cartoons from the late 90s and early 21st century.

>and rainbows and sparkles etc for little girls.

This sounds more like grasping at straws and broad generalizations that a ten-year-old scared of cooties would make. What sets this apart is that it ISN'T about tea parties and being pretty like your typical girls' show, and that's where the entertainment value and less narrow appeal comes from. The only think that makes it like your usual show for little girls is the all-female leads, and calling a show bad for such trivial reasons as its cast or title alone is somewhat shallow.

>>29064835
Or a dead pony.

>>29064808

I'm 19 years old.
Why in the fucking world would I watch a show called ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'', about magical unicorns and ponies.
I'm not trying to be a ''tough'' guy or an ''alpha'' here, I am pretty much the opposite of that irl, but I'm not the odd one here, for opting out of this fucking disturbingly weird, but enabled culture of Bronies.
I honestly can't tell if you people are trolling or just lack perspective

the monsters are the ponies

>>29064844
oh god i almost died
fuck you man i nearly choked, that's not the sort of shit you spring on these threads without a warning

>>29064844
Do you not wanna get laid for 20 years after?
Let her say it, dude.

>>29064844
No.

Or at least find a shirt that's obscure enough that only pony fans can recognize. Like the RBD shirt I bought a million years ago but only wore twice.

>>29064822
Ironically it only spread to /b/ after mods started banning it from /co/, and when /b/ started catching on the fanbase grew bigger than ever

>>29064844
Where do you work where you can just walk in with a t-shirt?

>>29064851
yes anonymous, that was the joke

>>29064731

The wealth of the talent that worked on PPG doesn't excuse it's a show for little girls about other little girls who are glittery superheros.

>>29064844
No man, she was probably trying to get into your pants, and you blew it.
Also, wear the shirt anyways. I mean, why wouldn't you wear a pony shirt?

>>29064822
/b/ found it in early january actually, maybe even sooner. I know because I came from there

>>29064861
When you're older and more mature, you'll understand better.

>>29064731

Anyone who calls a show with no plot arc, wherein each episode ends with 'today I learned,' well-written needs to have their head examined then shoved up their ass.

>>29064889
Well go back there, dipshit.

>>29064851
You suck at jokes, Twilight.
And this is a compliment.

>>29064895
When I say "Well written" I'm talking exclusively about the dialogue. Sure as fuck not talking about the plots, which are passable at best.

>>29064892
>implying he will ever get mature when he gets old

Reminds me of that goat picture with the fat guy sitting on his coach.

>>29064785
South Park is nothing but pop culture references and "hurr little kids saying swear words so funny and edgy". It's a pretty sad state of affairs when television made for adults has become so retarded that we're forced to start watching cartoons for little kids because they're actually somehow more intelligent.

>>29064847
told,told about what
some petty insults some fag on a shitty thread
holyfuck
if that's all you can come up with pardon me while i laugh so hard my intestines spew out of my gullet

>>29064909
but I don't like it over there mr anonymous sir

I hate all of you. Im outta here.

>>29064895
>Doesn't like shows with no "plot arc"
>confirmed for avatarfag

Go back to /a/

So, yeah, monsters.
You know the little kid in me wants to see dinosaurs in this show, even though that would be ridiculous.

some new drawfag is streaming

http://www.livestream.com/taliesin

i am not sure what is going on everyone is talking russian in there

>>29064861
Why not? Do you seriously think anybody else would care?

Once you get out into the real world and stop spending your lunchtimes in the playground you'll realise that not only do people not care, even if they did it would be a terrible reason not to do something you enjoy.

>>29064934
Oh no, Anon hates me!

I don't think I can recover from this.

>>29064790

I ask if they are a couple like 4 days ago.

>>29064895
Why do you hate learning things anonymous?

>>29064731
Umm I have a question. Why do you think an animal and a multitude of colors belongs to a single gender? Because that is about as baffling as this little phenomenon.

>>29064785
South Park hasn't been good in the last ten years.

>>29064921
Stop holding your tears, darling.

Just cry and take it all out.

>>29064937
>implying avatarfagging isn't rampant here as well

Yeah I don't get it. Why do people watch childrens shows like Avatar, Ponies or Dexters Lab.

It's all lame shit that seems to perpetuate itself just because a whole load of 90s kids can't get enough of the nostalgia.

>>29064941

>dinosaurs

Oh hi Dinofag.

>Hypocritically complaining about the thread.
Motherfucking goddamn guys!
It's been almost a goddamn year and you're still goddamn doing it!

>>29064920

I never said I liked South Park or that it was any good, but mocking South Park when you're posting in a thread, sperging over your latest ms paint drawing of a deformed pony Sparklefart, with your fellow 20-30 year old male Bronies, is embarrasing at best.

>>29064731
South Park is a horrible show that tries way too hard to be funny and relevant, so I agree.

would you rim Lyra's asshole, /co/

I would eat her asshole out until she begged me to let her cum

>>29064961
I thought that WoW crossover one was kinda funny

>>29064953

Why so defensive?

>>29064151

>>29064964
it's not like it was my intention to fuck the corpse, it was just there on the side of the road all covered in bandages

>>29064984
How about you shut the fuck, Ponyfucker and let us Meta this thread?

>>29064974
>I never said I liked South Park

d'ohohoho

Now you're backtracking, eh? Can even stand up for yourself?

>>29064972
OH WOE IS ME! :(((

>>29064951
I don't think that's Russian, bro. Might be Spanish or Italian.

>>29064974
why do you care what other people on the internet are doing, they aren't going to stop no matter what you say

>>29064984

Actually you can fist a ponys asshole with your whole arm. You can use your other arm too for maxinum please for Lyra.

>>29064974
Nice try nerd but I think we both know that nobody here is over the age of 16.

>>29065004

But I didn't say that.
Read the post, I was implying that mocking South Park, when you're posting about how great MLP is, is moronic

>>29065021
There's a great spurting video where this dude fists a mare and she cums

>>29064731

Good animation and good writing indicate that the artists are actually able to use their talent to make this show. That would not be true if the show really was nothing but "colourful ponies, and rainbows and sparkles etc". This show would never have gotten its following if it really were the way you described; it would've been "Strawberry Shortcake" instead.

>>29065017
Because the internet has nothing but free time and is afforded the luxury of anonymity.

>>29065021
>not using your fist to punch people like you
>2011

>>29065036
If you didn't like South Park, you wouldn't have risen to its defense.

Why such a pussy, anon?

>>29064951
>russian
>they are obviously speaking italian
>mfw

>>29065015

Is italian.

>>29065038

Yes but that was a horse,

>>29065036
That would be applying some level of quality to SP so you at least must think some positive things about it.

>>29064984
>>29065021
>>29065038

>that feel when we are so bored, we now go full Meta

>>29065063
So then for a pony taking a fist would be like taking a black dude.

>>29065038
I've seen that one. Science says that mares do not orgasm, but that's sure as hell what it looked like

>>29065078
Yes, and it would probably struggle and scream in pain.

Good luck with that.

>>29065052

It could have literally been ANY tv show and I would have almost certainly risen to its defense, when compared against MLP.

I completely believe that this culture is embarrassingly pathetic and I don't think I'll ever understand it, so I'll just leave you oddballs to try and convince everyone else they're the weird ones

>>29065089
anyone have the link to video

i like how that guy gave up when i took the direction straight into left field
nananana

>>29065077
>/co/'s collective face when 15 years from now there is a MLP FiM movie in the style of The Smurfs/Alvin and

the Chipmunks that features a "Brony" as the male human lead.

>Brought to you by Dreamworks Studios and Twentieth Century Fox...
>This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... A little hoarse!
>CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing
>Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while

toilet paper flies across his face or something
>Dash makes a terrible pun
>Music stops
>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the

dreamworks face
>But can these ponies... Help their friend find true love?
>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league
>Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in

>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon
>/co/ collectively commits suicide immediately

>Starring Seth Rogen as "Lucas Allan", the brony male lead, Michael Cera as his sweet, nerdy best friend
>Directed by Zack Snyder, written by Adam Sandler, produced by Michael Bay
>Musical score by Randy Newman
>Also starring such famous names as Kevin James, Shia LeBouef, Hank Azaria, Elizabeth Hurley, Anne Hathaway, America Ferrera and Oscar Award-winning actress Julia Roberts

>>29064709
"Because it's my home," I said. "That's where my family lives. I have friends all over the world, not best friends like you and the other spirits of the Elements of Harmony. There is tremendous beauty there too, both natural and manmade."

I had to explain "man" and "human" and "person" before continuing.

"There is peace where I live. But the main reason I have to get back there is because..."

I stopped. Having realized that I believe in a God so powerful that He could find me in Equestria whenever I die, I really couldn't think of a reason.

"Never mind. Do you know a spell for turning me into a pony?"

(end)

>>29065089
>science says that mares don't orgasm

I've never seen science say that. Orgasms should be fairly common, at least throughout higher animals.

>>29065094
Present day Simpsons.
And Family Guy.

>>29065077
Yep and any related discussion is ignored.
By one.
Obvious.
Troll.

>>29065101
>Celestia turns into a beautiful, blonde-haired supermodel human for the duration of the movie and acts as a

"spiritual mentor" for all the major characters, while Luna is her funny, peppy manic pixie dream girl

sidekick
>The main cast have none of their original voices or anything even resembling them
>Celestia is voiced by Morgan Freeman, incongruously, Luna is basically Ellen Page
>The theme song is sung by the cast of Glee
>supported by a group of spunky young rappers of all kinds, who regularly make cameos in the movie to promote

the advertiser's merchandise
>there is a musical number over the end credits in which the humans dance with the CGI ponies
>Mixed with outtakes from "hilarious" scenes and a deleted scene with the ponies engaging in discussions over

the colts they like
>every non-human character in the movie is an OC created by the screenwriters
>Nyx replaces the Cutie Mark Crusaders as the film's star filly (voiced by Chloe Moretz), and meets and

befriends a pair of human children (played by Dakota Fanning and Zachary Gordon)

>The movie is in false 3D, with no 2D option

>>29065089

They dont orgasm. But they do get aroused.

>>29065094
what culture?

>>29065036

I like how you're still stuck on the "I only judge a show based on its title" hurdle. Most people who troll threads to generate responses are past that stage.

inb4 "I'm not trolling, I'm just obsessed with posting in a thread pertaining to a subject I'm not actually interested in to only look retarded!"

>>29065094
Tell me what shows you like, anon, and I'll tell you why you're a faggot for liking them.

Failure to respond confirms you're a pussy.

>>29065077
Yeah, I'm peacing out for a bit.

>>29065125
he read the page on know your meme and it said the brony thing started here so he thought " I'll show them!"

So who is this Discord fellow?

Will he be a one night stand or a recurring villain?

Also is Discord related to Celestia? Possible ex-lover?

>>29065095
find it yourself

>>29065139
Oh that "culture"

Well, now I'm caught because I agree somewhat with him.

>>29065132

Yep, I think I'll take a break for a while. Hopefully get some writing done.

someone write a fic where applejack is turned into a glass of applejack.

>>29064984

Remind me of that Mr hand video.

People said the guy died but i dont think so...

>>29065154
>Also is Discord related to Celestia? Possible ex-lover?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASSUME THAT.

>>29065154
Discord will appear on the two-part episode and then at the end of Season 2.

The Mane Six will probably defeat him and he will regather his power until the last episode.

>>29065095
I doubt, but it was posted several days ago. Should be in the archives.

>>29065095
Go to MOTHERLESS. It's on there I think. At least there's a video that is like that. Just search for mares. You'll see it.

>>29065101
That will never come to pass, as hilarious as it would be.

>>29065174
he died of internal bleeding

>>29065174
No, dude, he actually died.

>>29065154
I'm honestly not sure. I recall Faust saying season 2 would have a recurring villain, but one of the storyboarders said that she believed the season 2 premiere was going to be the season finale, which implies the opposite.

>>29065154
from leaked information from a credible source

discord is a male pony
it will be a 2 part episode with a cliffhanger at the end, meaning the mane six do not defeat him and he might be showing up again later.

>>29065101
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

>>29065207

Really?

>>29065218
How is the cloudsdale part confirmed?
We all knew that RD was from cloudsdale at that time.

>>29065218
>male pony

Nope. It got deconfirmed.

He can still be a purple fart cloud or a DnD monster.

>>29065174
Nah. He died. Confirmed on snopes, wiki, etc.

You can see where the stallion hammered his cock in and broke his colon. He didn't go to the hospital fast enough, so he died of the infection.

Fun thing: the guy who recorded it did a little jail time for breaking into that dude's farm. Then, later, he went to prison in Florida for more bestiality. Then, while in prison, he was talking on the phone with his "lawyer." Actually a guy who ran a bestiality vacation resort. It's how the cops found him. He had people come to his farm from all over the world to fuck goats, horses, dogs, sheep, shove mice up their ass, etc.

>>29065218
Where does it say he's a pony, because personally I'm hoping for something out of the ordinary.

>>29065218

>discord is a male pony

uhh.. no he isn't

>>29065174
I think "Mr Hand" was the guy who took it up the ass from a horse.

If so the dick ruptured his insides and he died from internal bleeding.
It was probably the most painful thing he ever had to go through.

>>29065235
NO! NO HE REALLY DID, BROOOOO!

>>29065174
he did, died of peritonitis

Bodil Joensen is the only person I know of who can take a full size stallion without getting hurt, most of the videos of men/women being fucked by a stallion are fake. She said she almost got hurt by the flare, though, it swelled up in her mouth and hurt her jaw for a few weeks.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Bodil_Joensen

>>29065192
zoophilestracker.com

it's in there somewhere, I think it's in the 7gb collection with the most seeds, just sort the torrents by most seeded

>>29065260
So Discord is a hermaphrodite?

>>29065322
Oh god the Fanboys would go wild.

Their fanfiction would blot out the sun.

>>29064838
Anti-human? No. I've seen less than my share of pain in this world, and I'm a coward. I don't like this entropic world, and I want out.

>>29065260
>>29065248

So is discord a mare or a monster?

>>29065249

Humans are disturbing.

>>29065306
Is it even legal to go there? Isn't zoo illegal to look at in the US?

>>29065101
>Starring Seth Rogen as "Lucas Allan", the brony male lead, Michael Cera as his sweet, nerdy best friend

ALL MY RAGE

>>29065355
worse.

MAN [/SPOILER]

>>29065363
Unfortunately, you are also one. No matter how much you want to be a pony.

>>29065106

End? Dude! Give us more! How you explore the new world and what differences you experience and how Twilight reacts to the ideas and toughs from our world!

>>29065387
MAAAAAAAAN

>>29065377

Lol can some one post this comic?

>>29065387
NO NOT MAN
What sick mind could devise such a sickening creature?

>>29065387
>>29065387
>Jack Valenti as the villain

I'd watch it

>>29065387

>>29065335
I can appreciate that, and I did enjoy what you just wrote. I just get so worked up every time I read these sentiments that could potentially be construed as anti-human. I guess it's not really my place to comment, so no worries. I get your reasoning.

>>29065377
I hope I haven't offended you, man! Back when I used to lurk, the most commonly referred-to "brony" was Luke Allen, so I just chose to make some sort of play on that.
I didn't even write the good part, the first half was written by an anon, the latter part was Trollestia and I, I believe. Just sort of fleshed it out.

>>29065391

I rather be a human... having fingers is awesome.

>>29065457
Unicorns are superior.

>>29065154
He's mostly the Him of MLP, if anything to go by.

Also that reminds me about the theory that Discord will sever Twilight's ties with Celestia... by telling Spike about how he'll outlive all the mane 6 due to being a dragon.

Bam, the instant message box to Celestia is now out the picture for possibly months if they don't get there shit together to try and get his mind off it, and then we get a spikelove episode because although they technically could use Owlicious, that wouldn't be the smartest thing to do, considering that would just reinforce Discord's opinon and make spike feel even worse. Which would be a nasty roundabout way for Discord to try and get owlicious out the way too, because telling the hypercompetent owl that what it has done is played exactly into Discord's hand would be a amazing scene to watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-Wm25T6Qs

>>29065465
Sparklecorns are better.

>>29065478
Humans are better.

>>29064692
extra delivery of warn poo, just for you Anon

>>29065465
when I'm in my twilight sparkle fursuit, I can almost feel the magic.

>new mlp episode
>Rainbow Dash has an accident and is then brought to an earth pony hospital
>doctor tells her that she will never fly again, Rainbow Dash then cries and runs off, before the doctor could finish his sentence
>rainbow dash is now living as an hobo and crying all day for not being able to join the Wonderbolts, until the Mane Six find her
>They show her how wonderful life is, without having wings, while RD lives with Fluttershy.
>RD is seen studying books, taking care of animals, working in the farm, organize parties and helping Rarity.
>doctor finds RD while she is celebrating with her friends
>tells her that she can fly again after a week
>RD is now happy and learns that there are other things than flying that she can enjoy
>she forgot everything what she did that isn't flying afterwards

>Season 2 episode

>>29065470

You know, people some time forget this is a little girls show.

>>29065486
How about a human dressed up as a unicorn?

>>29065478
I prefer sweetcorns.

But that Mr hands got fucked by a huge horse. I guess it feels better if it was a small pony.

>>29065517
>>29065516

Ok i laugh.

>>29065472
>Hexxus
Allofmychildhoods.jpg

>>29065387
Daaamn, that guy has nice cheeks!

>>29065525
they'd probably still hurt you, a miniature horse would work, though

>>29065538
You know, this could be a kids episode.

>>29065516

>>29065446
No worries. I just realized that 15 years might make a decent actor out of Rogen and Cera.

At least you didn't say "Zach Galifianakis".

>>29065525
Maybe. Go try it out and tell us all about it in great detail.

>>29065567
I was thinking Galifianakis in the first place, actually, but then I realised that that would literally be even more of an insult to the hypothetical viewers of this hypothetical movie.

Anyway, I hate Rogen, and Cera, but it was either them or Eisenberg, and he's just too good an actor for what is meant to incite rage, you know?

>>29065570
You know what I want in a episode.
While the mane cast is fighting Discord a small army attacks ponyville and all inhabitants after retreating to the town hall prepare a offensive.
I want to see the other ponies doing something.

>>29065525
He got fucked by lots of horses. It was only the last one that was fatal. They found videos of him having done it for years.

I think he would be a brony. If he still was alive.

>>29065446
Realistically? I'd rather be in Equestria than this jobless wasteland with the idiot dictator and his kowtowing henchminions. I could get a job at a print shop.

I wonder if they have Gutenberg presses? If not, I'd be sure to make my mark on Equestria.

>>29065566

I dont think so, i mean, a mutilated character? Yes is good for the cripple people but is too much, maybe a bg pony.

>implying the Discord episodes won't be the bad ones for being tryhard grimdark

>>29065599
That would be cool. Applebloom could do some kind of awesome speech and then the rest of the ponies kicking ass afterwards.

>MFW I suddenly realize I should be writing a cover letter instead of posting ponies.

>>29065636
Yeah, I do understand where you're coming from. There's a lot to love about any fictional world that's better than Earth. But the thing is, we only see one aspect of that - so it could be worse than here, who knows?
I don't know, man. I'm just very attached to this world, and I don't think I could give up on it unless I had no other choice.

>>29065653
>Implying I'm not sick of eating sweets and now I want some sour.

>>29065653

>mfw you are right

Anyone have the latest "past sins and /co/" image thingy?

>>29065688
What is the world like outside of celestias influence?

I mean fuck, they got dragons, cockatrices and god knows what in a forest just out of town.

>>29065653
Example: Phineas and Ferb movie

>>29065517
you probably should watch PPG Him - if Discord acts a little like that, then he would only hint at how Spike would stay on while watching them all grow old and pass on, with some well-placed detailed descriptive bits in his speech, such as how he'll begin to notice the lines on the skin, the greying of the hairs, how his friends will be less able to do things and let spike's imagination do the rest.

I mean Spike's like what, 10 years old ish, in rough mlp pony years? That's pretty heady stuff to give a ten year old to think about.

>>29065720
I hope the Mane Six will travel different countries.

>>29065720
I always thought that Equestria was a country and there are others surrounding it.
It might be something like that.

>>29065720
I actually think most of it is fairly civilised. It's just that there's a lot of different groups. I mean, dragons, gryphons, we canonically know exist, perhaps they have home nations that have cultures similar to ours?

>>29065666
A letter for what...SATAN?
Of course Satan would like AB...but no not AB
The mayor fuck the CMC i like them but I want to see the background ponies.
You know a small force led by Big Mac would distract the monsters as the rest sneak off to prepare the traps.
Then BM's forces scatter getting the monsters to follow them and be defeated by the other inhabitants and their traps.

> faggots wont sympathize with Discord like they do with Gilda.

all my hate

>>29065767
just wait until we actually see him and why he's evil, villains almost always get sympathizers, depending on their motivations

What are the best ask pony blogs?

>>29065472
What the fuck

is this a kids movie? WHAT

>>29065767
>Sympathizing with Gilda
>ever

>mfw all of you will be wrong and Discord will be some kind of minor character that will be overlooked.
>mfw all that "confirmed" shit wasn't actually confirmed.

>>29065767

Or trixie.

>>29065767
>mfw Gilda was a misguided gryphon with an easily-hurt heart who made mistakes, while Discord is a character who is likely to be pretty much an evil monster
A lot easier to sympathise with what is basically all my best friends than it is with the guy who's likely to burn the world someday.

>>29065688
I'd rather at least explore pony life for a while. I could introduce the Duplex Decimal System in libraries. (See what I did there?) Of course, I only know it by concept, never having taken Library Science or a similar course.

The smell would take some time to get used to. Ruminants and all that. They've got food poisoning and bad hips, but also Manehattan, Canterlot, and other places.

Hey. I'd be Alf. "Rabbits are a delicacy on my planet." "Belching is a form of applause."

>>29065720
I could list all the monsters I know from every sort of fiction, and their weaknesses.

>>29065755
I-I'm trying to figure out how that relates to that post?

I want Discord to be the Joker from Batman TAS
Hi's laughs were awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

>>29065809
where were you in the 90's?

>>29065790
http://askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com/
Best.

>>29065790
none of them. go back to ponychan if you want that shit

>>29065844
Worst.

>>29065844
>GRIDMARK! EEEHEEHEEHEE!

>>29065790
berrypnuch
djp0n3
gilda
pinkamenadianepie

are my favorites

>>29065850

Most of them are terrible, but some stand out, like the Pinkamina one and the two Berry Punches.

>>29065790
http://asklyrabonbon.tumblr.com/
http://askberrypnuch.tumblr.com/

Lyrabonbon follows a bunch of good ones too

>>29065856

Is not the worst but is highly overrated.

>>29065822

> Misguided

She's a bitch.

>>29065809
It is. He scared the everliving fuck out of me when I was a kid. Seriously, that fucking skeleton, man. It haunted my dreams.

Y'know what this thread needs?

>>29065850
Or not? Lots of people in these threads like the tumblrs. Take your head out of your ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfTD1NDNFIg

>Discord

>>29065824
Makes sense to me. They may already have a similar system, though! Still, I get where you're coming from. Might be a nice experience.

>>29065906
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>29065906
Twist?

>>29065789
I'm calling it now.
He'll have a black coat, purple hair, and bluish-green eyes.

He's trying to dispel the Elements so his sister, Harmony, can return to the world after being imprisoned by Celestia & Luna's parents.

>>29065911
>>29065891
>>29065893
>>29065885
>>29065877
>>29065856
>>29065844
/co/ likes roleplaying...?

eh, I guess I've been gone longer than I remember

>>29065874
best art, not best overall

but that's railgunner in a nutshell

>>29065891
are they a couple?

because I've seen blogs where Lyra is married to a guy

>>29065877

Can you share the djpon3 link please.

>>29065899
Well, yeah. I don't like Gilda. But being a bitch is in and of itself misguided, in my head. There are lots of people who are like that and still ultimately good people, I honestly think Gilda can be redeemed and, if remaining a bitch, at least be a better person.

>>29065922
well, that as well.

>>29065939
I don't know about most of that.

But he's going to be purple/black somehow.

Mark my words.

>>29065942
I like them for the art, the text-only ones are terrible

>>29065945
>straight shipping lyra
>shipping lyra with anyone but bon-bon ever

what the fuck, who does that? They only exist as characters because of each other!

>>29065945

Wait wat? Is an OC?

>>29065942
I love roleplaying!
But not on the internet.

>>29065942
I think most people just look at the pictures

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grU8PPKP1Uk&feature=related

Ahhhh, /co/.
Why are you so messed up?

>>29065942

We're talking exclusively about ones with art here, so I'd say it's more than just "roleplaying"

>>29065951
http://askdjp0n3.tumblr.com/

>>29065972
this

>People now realising that some cartoons had really fucking scary villains

have you guys even seen Chernabog?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Ca_edg6RE

>>29065996
I don't know, I never returned after reading that

>>29065713
>>29065713
>>29065713
>>29065713
Anyone have this?

>>29065215
No, what was suppose to happen was the Season 2 premiere was actually suppose to be the Season 1 finale. Hasbro made them change it though.

I am guessing that this means that Discord was suppose to show up at the end of the Gala. Which makes sense I guess, the Gala was full of Discord and would have been something he could feed on to free himself.

But if they did that then Celestia looks like she did it on purpose.

I guess this is relevant to peoples interests.

>>29065789
How many people sympathized with Blueblood?

>>29066065
You mean the fucking all-powerful satanic demon from Fantasia? Yes, unfortunately.

>>29066045
>LONGSWORD

>>29066089
he's not a villain. he isn't evil he's just a dick

>>29066063

Is she mute?

>>29065914

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5pOiyD4h6E

>discord

>>29066106
myesss?

>>29066120
What's the difference other than power?

>>29066083
>Hasbro
>Forcing the more episodic style over an arc-heavy adventure show
>Stopping a cliffhanger ending

I don't even understand, Hasbro, how can you make all of these good decisions and STILL be responsible for generations one through three point five.