Nobody was even posting in the last one.

Maybe we should just give it a rest for a month now that we know when the season starts. I can wait that long. The last couple of threads have been just 500 posts of tripfag discussion, arguing, and >fanfiction.

oh boy i sure do hope ragingsemi posts his fic in this thread too

I would love to hug and cuddle one of these ponies.

In a non-sexual way

Quick! You've been transported to Equestria, along with everything in a 3m sphere around you. You're miles from anywhere, but you can see ponyville. It's also dark, and raining.

The question is, do you hug the first pony you see?

>>29060561
This man has a point.

OP of the last thread here.

Guess the mods havent got a sense of homo-erotic humour

How tragic..

>>29060565
Here you go, anon.

solo Luna.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f97bvVrENKHnLFtIPLaA3LbAte_suZw_1lZShjbVG-k/edit?hl=en_US

http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=357&warning=9

enjoy

>>29060581
Depends. Is it Derpy?

>>29060581
No, I would just explore the whole world and flee from Dragons while stealing stuff from the Diamond Dogs.

>>29060593
That really depends what direction you come into ponyville from

>>29060561

we've come so far

we can make it, lets just discuss the show instead of shitposting?

>>29060587
They were just getting jealous of Soarin's hot flank.

Posting cute ponies is always relevant

>>29060561
Nice try.

>>29060581
Without AC, my computer is useless. Balls.

Well, I'd better grab my external HD and run for it.

The nearest house is Applejack's. I knock at the door.

>>29060614
I think somebody got an erection and decided it was pornographic.

How the fuck do I shade orange

IT BEGINS

I...
I've been corrupted...
By the ponies...

On episode 15 and loving it.

Have you kids heard of the care bears?

>>29060636

an orange?

or the color orange?

>>29060640
But episode 15 is the worst episode
16 makes up for it though

>>29060640
THATS PRETTY MUCH THE WORST EPISODE

>>29060591

>RS fic
>solo Luna

must mean masturbation

>ctrl f masturbation

Sure enough

>scroll down further and see the world tentacle

I don't even know why I clicked on this. I knew what to expect and I don't even read RS' stuff, so why? Guess, I was just curious to see if it was something different. Should have known better.

>>29060645
The colour, like Applejack's orange

so, Pinkie and Dash aren't into this?

>>29060651
>>29060657

15 is not the worst episode.

>>29060660

applejack doesn't have oranges, dude. she has apples.

but to answer your question, i have no idea.

>>29060660

>>29060676

And people say MLP is gay and furry.

just look at those anthro faggots!

>>29060658
Problem, broseph?

>>29060663
Pinkie's into whatever you're into. She just wants to make everybody happy, and she'll do whatever it takes.

Isn't applejack some kind of alcoholic beverage...

>Gandalf

>Playing with ponies

He's gay, not retarded.

>>29060689

nope, just business as usual. Do what you gotta do, RS.

>>29060705

yep, applejuice and jack daniels

its good too

>>29060651

>feeling pinkie keen

>worst episode

i advise you to fuck off
worst episode? baby i love me some fall weather friends
except for shipping material that episode was FUCKING NOTHING

>>29060705
Yes, yes it is.
Appletini is too.

>>29060627
"Jest'a'sec," hollers Applejack. She opens the door, then backs away. "Er, can I help you?"

I'm standing there, hard-drive in-hand, drenched, with my glasses on and my clothes soaked. "Excuse me, ma'am," I say, "May I come in out of the rain?"

She looks me up and down, then backs into her home further. "Nobody gets turned away on a night like this, not even a mangy Diamond Dawg like you."

I come in, scrape my shoes on the mat. "Thank you, ma'am. I'm not a Diamond Dog, I'm a human, and my name's (Duplex)."

(Real name? On 4chan? Hah.)

>>29060708

no hes a giant pothead.

i could see him playing with ponies

>>29060713
>Pinkie's dialogue
>not excellent

>>29060713

FWF was not bad. Lots of action.

Owl episode was the worst.

Fluttershy's cheering is freakin adorable.

>>29060658

>tentacle

Thank you comrade, you saved me a long ass-boring read. I hate tentacles

>>29060729
>Owl episode

THIS

Poor Spike, I expected the Owl to be evil.

>>29060729
show stoppers is the worst, though that fucking owl is the worst character

>>29060591
>It’s in an archaic form of Japanese.

wait what.

>>29060751

RS is a retard.

>>29060718

you forgot the part where your towering figure and exceedingly small head and eyes scares the fuck out of her and she kicks you in the knees, crippling you forever.

>>29060737
>>29060737

What else are spoilers good for?

>>29060766
>Applejack
>Afraid

>>29060660
Try red-orange.

Also, dat PoP crossover pic last thread is so delicious. I am ridiculously jelly.

>>29060750
I liked show stoppers, had a great song


Owl episode is the worst because no one ships Twilight/Spike

>>29060778

snails as AJ?

scary.

What do you think twilight does does aspire for her future?

Does she ente to be a teacher like of magic?

>>29060766
Perhaps there's enough distance between Applejack and his knees for it not to be an issue? Maybe she bucked out of fear but he was far enough away that he could just step back.

>>29060792
But, but I...

oh nevermind.

>>29060796
She wants to be the ruler of her own heart

>>29060750
>>29060729


This. Holy shit fucking owl licious or some shit, fuck him to death.
Why isn't there any owlicious abuse? Fuck I'd give money to see some. Seriously.
He drops a book or some weird shit and twilight beats him to death. Simple.

>>29060794
>put on wig
>instant Applejack

>>29060587

oh hey soarin look i made a picture
its a...

i forgot

>>29060796

Good question.

>>29060796
She wants to be a princess like Celestia, ruler of the country, then fall in love with a dragon and spend eternity together but it turns out she lied and isn't actually immortal and then she dies and the dragon restarts creation.

or something like that i guess i dunno

>>29060796
I think she aspires to have hot, nasty sex with all 5 of her friends and Spike... All at the same time.
She IS Molestia's favourite student.

I only have 3 episodes left of the first season, myself. Trying to savor them. This is kinda lat to the party, but I heard Faust left the show in some way after season one. Was this decided to be awful news or no big deal?

>>29060818

thats. really awesome.

>RS

I wish writing out something like what Rarity was doing during the running of the leaves was as easy as writing porn.

You sure are lucky RS. I mean writing porn is hard too, I guess, but I've been banging my head against a desk for weeks trying to pump this one out. This is almost as bad as when I blocked up from The Perfect Cupcake.

>>29060830
She calls those "fridays"

>>29060812
Here we are! Might this suffice?

I like Owlowiscious, I just think Owl's Well is the worst fucking episode. Spike is amazing in it, and it always makes me laugh, but fuck the main six in that one.

>>29060831

i don't think she was really responsible for much of the awesomeness.

I'm not worried about the direction of the show. i guess well see on the 17th, though

>>29060796
Judging by the expression, I would guess that Princess Twilight is reading a letter sent by the child of Sweetie Belle and Snails. Such a union cannot end well.

why the fuck is this thread making me cry?

>>29060841

>implying writing anything badly is hard
>my face when I won't have to see RS's "U MAD" response to this post

>>29060859
stupid dash
that's not where pony boobs are

unf

>>29060859
wait, wrong pic

>>29060818
Is that a male Applejack piloting a Gilda class star-cruiser, while Gummy explores SPAACE with his trusty laser cannon?

>>29060866

I don't know, why the fuck is it?

>>29060866
I assume it's because people are claiming FPK is the worst episode, when that's categorically, empirically, objectifiably untrue.

>>29060866

I dont know, thats strange.

this comic might cheer you up though, bro

Today Rarity played a funny game with me. It's called "hit the ree-tard". And I won. Rarity lost. Because I couldn't hit her. It was against the rules.

>>29060887

>>29060866
Because Duke Nukem Forever sucked

>>29060831
It is awful news and people who don't think it's a big deal don't know just how much Faust pushed for many of the things they enjoyed and railed against the things that were stupid. If it weren't for Faust we'd have more "Dash mansion in Cloudsdale" and "Horses pull the horse train with horses inside that never help" weirdness that got called out in these threads back when they were still SANE.

Those who don't think it's a big deal are only in this community for the fetish porn and fanfiction. The worst of us, basically. It's a pretty good marker for who is shit and who isn't.

>>29060898
like Rarity would leave a mark

>>29060884
THATS IT

>>29060855

>the child of Sweetie Belle and Snails

when I thought I couldn't rage anymore today..

>>29060718
"Name's Applejack, and this here's Sweet Apple Acres, th'best farm in alla' Ponyville." She offers a hoof, which I shake. The hoof itself is orange, matching her coat.

She's waist-high at the shoulders, her head is bigger than mine, and her eyes are bigger than a real horse's. Yet her snout has thinner hair and is shaped more like a horse's and her eyes are on the sides of her head, and smaller than on the show.

"Do you have a towel I could use to dry?" I ask.

She looks at me funny. "Towel?"

>>29060910

Nigger what the fuck are you talking about?

I honestly hope this is a troll because I can't tell anymore. I think it might be.

>>29060887
>>29060866
hahah what a story guys....
>duke nukem
>cry
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???

>>29060907
no duke nukem forever was ok

>>29060796

I see her as one who would archive information for reference and continue her studies and observations rather than becoming an outright teacher; she's willing to tell others about magic, astronomy, etc., and point out books on the subject, as well as tell about her life and what she learned from her friends.

Even once she "graduates" from Celestia's tutelage I'm sure she would still want to work under her somehow.

>>29060928
Waist high at the shoulders? Duplex, are you like five feet tall?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gtwq6RM9Og
Many a manly tear has been shed. I teared up at the original... adding Up music was just unfair.

>>29060932
It's not a troll,you just don't know shit about the animation, behind-the-scenes stuff. Which is kind of the whole point of this board. Not fapfiction.

>th'best farm in alla' Ponyville.
>alla'

ALLA ALLA GET DALLA

>>29060968

Excuse me while I laugh at you for actually believing all that shit you just wrote.

>checking Equestria Daily for Season 2 News in Not-Fanfiction Mode
>first news post is "You are now Rainbow Dash"
>five million comments

If I was Seth, I could be fucking rich now

>>29060968
>Which is kind of the whole point of this board. Not fapfiction.

since when

i was not informed of this change

Owlysious is a fucking busta

>>29060910

so in other words

>have the same opinion as me, or you're into fetish porn

obvious troll is obvious

>>29060986
>>29060975
But Sethisto, you're supposed to be the one who reports on all these things!

>>29060975
speaking of EqD, when are the 30 mil comics ognna go up!?!?! I want them NOW.

>>29060975

>check it
>it's true

So...

Is he still running a news site or just some pseudo-forum bullshit?

What is going on? What is this place? I'm scared.

>>29060975
>half the comments are "Find a way to be *other pony*

fucking love this fandom

>>29060831

Eh, just like any show, it wasn't just a one-woman project. She developed the concepts and made executive decisions, but the rest was the work of Thiessen, Renzetti, the other producers and directors, the writers, the artists, etc. As long as they're still involved, I'm not too concerned.

>>29060964
so is this a daaaw thread extreeme edition?

>>29060964
GOD DAMN UP MUSIC!!!

If I was Seth, I'd be exploiting the fuck out of ED with ads up the ass, he's a better man than I

>>29060964

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I CRIED! I ACTUALLY CRIED! GOD DAMN IT!

>>29060971
vanquish infidels, get virgins

>>29061039

I can't fucking wait for that game to come out.

>mfw the only recent news post is them having to shut up ponychan retards asking if they will put nyx in the game

>>29060964

>people tearing up at this

Wow, I mean, fucking really?
Also, UP was pretty mediocre

>>29061068
>check
>it's true
what the fuck?

>>29061055
it that fucking song from up right?

>>29061091
It's like you knew exactly what to say to get me to rage incoherently, well done, anon!

>>29061091

You're so hardcore, anon.

>>29061091

YOU SHIT THE FUCK UP! YOU HAVE NO SOUL!

I agree with you about UP. It was okay, but not great.

>>29061102
>implying that's not true

>>29061091

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX6H6YY1M

but can you make it through this without tearing up?

>>29061068
They should have been more forceful with their conformation nyx won't be in it.

"NO YOU FAGGOTS! NYX SUCKS! IF SHE WAS IN THE GAME, ALL SHE'D BE GOOD FOR WAS THE TRAINING DUMMY IN PRACTICE MODE!"

>>29061091
>UP was pretty mediocre

I will punch you in the dick. With my dick. Then we will have hatesex.

>>29061123

Enraging morons is never a good idea on the internet.

I wish they had been able to do that though.

The only thing I've ever cried about pony related is Our Last Goodbye

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

>>29061123
You forgot "AND NO, WE WON'T USE IT AS THE TRAINING DUMMY"

Our Last Goodbye isn't even that sad, why are you guys crying about it when you don't even know what love feels like

>>29061123
They'd probably lose a good chunk of their playerbase if they did that. Considering it's not going to be especially huge anyway...

Oh god I just realized, if this ends up being a direct-connect system for multiplayer like Melty Blood's mbcaster, we're going to have /jp/-esque Meltan subthreads in these General threads.

Assuming it's any good, of course.

>>29061122
>>29061137
This sort of thing makes me wish really hard that I wasn't so weak-hearted. I can't help but cry.

>>29061137

God dammit I'm gonna have to read this shit and it's gonna fuck me up forever.

Link me.

>>29061123
>>29061068
>>29061151
what?
Link?

>>29061123
And now I want it in the game; as the training dummy in practice mode.

>>29061160
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/216

It's by RS, so you know, porn. Skip the scenes if you have to, the rest of the story is worth it.

>>29061158
Not many people like Nyx, most of ponychan hates her/doesn't give a fuck/LOVEANDTOLERANCE. It's just that those who do like her are spamming it everywhere.

I liked UP
I teared up twice, and I don't do that

>>29061164
http://www.mane6.com/2011/08/squashing-rumors.html#more

>>29061158
>not going to be huge
I dunno, it's already had coverage on gaming blogs, it might get a lot of people trying it

>>29061122
i didn't cry
i win what do i get money,hoes?

HEY GUYS

BLACK TWILIGHT

*runs*

>>29061157
>implying requited love is needed to feel empathy

>>29061102
>>29061107
>>29061110
>>29061131

The amount of mad is reaching critical levels! Boring-ass mediocre movie. Baww sad scene at the beginning so it must be a good movie, right?
Also tearing up at that video, seriously? Love the show and all but you gotta be fucking kidding me

>>29061122
This one is pretty good.
But I double dare you, dawg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4

>>29061193

you're tougher than me, then

>>29061171

Oh, it's by RS?

Never mind, I don't need to waste time with something porn-based that reads like it was written by a grade schooler. I thought you guys were talking about an actually good story.

>>29061122
Thai Life Insurance companies are cold mother fuckers. Americans are nothing.

>Do you love your family?
>This is what happens.
>Are you done crying?
>Buy life insurance or this will happen.

>>29061171
>preceded by Chomping on the Bit

Uh, what? No, it's preceded by the story with Applejack, isn't it?

>>29060638
Please find the original IT BEGINS image if you insist on doing that.

>>29061194
>AppleDash
>Fluttershy/Rarity
>Pinkie/Twilight

fuck you yamino, I don't like any of those

>>29061212
then they beat the fuck out of you if you don't, Thailand is corrupt as hell

>>29061122
I find it both sad and infuriating.
While my environment while growing up desensitized me to the 'anguish,' of anyone under... 18, shall we say, I cannot help but also relate to many parents I saw go through my mother's company; which worked with disabled people. However, the impudence of the daughter is nothing short of infuriating, and I can't help but wonder if, where this a real scenario, if she would then grow to try and take advantage of everyone/anyone's sympathy.

>>29061159
There's nothing wrong with a sensitive heart, so long as you don't let emotions cloud your judgement.
Crying and laughing are healthy.

>>29061211
>talking about an actually good story.
>good story
>in the MLP fandom

I think I can figure out where you went wrong.

>>29061159

I actually don't mind crying. It happens, especially since I like and actively look for sad movies, stories, videos, and songs, because after I'm done it feels fucking great. Like some sort of emotional cleansing.

>>29061194
But I like black twilight...

>>29061234

Yeah I know, but people kept talking about it. Figured it at least wouldn't be a pile of shit.

>>29061016
He's running a fanfic repository with light roleplaying and a bit of news on the side.

He should be making some sweet cash from Google AdSense.

>read Our Last Goodbye
>get a good fap in the early bits and close the story
>now everyone's talking about how sad it gets

I don't usually keep watching/reading porn for the story after I'm done, but this kinda makes me wonder what else I might have missed in my life.

Maybe that pizza boy and the horny housewife had a really touching moment. Now I'll never know.

>>29061247
Forgot pic

>>29060928
Realizing they might not have towels, at least here on an earthpony farm, I suddenly feel a little bit like Arthur Dent. I'm suddenly aware that I really am not where I'm used to being.

Silence reigns in the Apple family home, aside from the rain mattering against the roof.

"Anyway," I say, "I'm in a bit of a pickle. I seem to have had a magical accident. Do you know anyone who's really good at figuring out magic stuff?" That's me, being subtle.

Her face brightens. "Well, that I can help'ya with. Jest as soon as this here squall finishes up I'll take you into town, and mah friend Twilight'll see what she can do."

"Thank you again, miss Applejack."

Suddenly a yellow blur bursts into the room, sees me, gasps, then runs around me looking me up and down. "Wowwee a new critter what is it why is it all wet did it come in outta the storm is it from the Everfree Forest what's that thing in its hand it has hands like Spike and its face is all flat it's wearing clothes that means it's people or a pet right?"

Little Applebloom's head is waist-high, with short legs and bright, wide eyes. She's about my mass, maybe a little less. Their bodies move more like large dogs than small horses, I notice.

>>29061122
Yeah, made it through no prob.

On the other hand, I cried like a bitch at the "Graduation" google search story.

>>29061199
Too much religious delusions in there for me to cry.

It's sad, sure, but I've lost two pets recently, so I'm already tapped out in that emotional field.

Season 2 speculation time

Do you think there will be more naked horses in season 2?

>>29061246
The Spark was more heart-wrenching than The Last Goodbye, in my opinion.

So, anyone got some good new clopfics?
Last one I read was that Fluttershy/Trixie and dayum that was some good shipping.

>>29061194
hey i like black twi, she turns me on!

also she reminds me of my girlfriend how she whines and stuff

im in to the nerdy type girls

>>29061199

yeah that was pretty sad. dude.

i used to have a 3 legged dog that had to be put down, so.. yeah that was pretty rough

Why do I want to see Pinkie and Dash having gay sex

no homo

I can't cry unless I get really drunk, then I start feeling sorry for myself and cry over nothing

>>29061301
>>29061194
>>29061247

i thought the new one was black pinkie pie?

if you think about it, it fits way better

>>29061318
Stiff art is stiff.

>>29061318
How shit, ManGilda is fucking ripped and stream lined.
I want to see him WRECK fluttershy.

If you want a depressing movie that will make you feel lonely for the rest of eternity, watch Solaris. Not the remake, the original Russian one. Be prepared, because it's an incredibly slow film, that's Russian film-making for you, snail's pace.

>>29060952

Oh Twilight certainly wants to work under Celestia

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINKNUDGE

>>29060867
Problem, anon?

>>29061318

>Big Sister McIntosh

>>29061346
you're too old for this

>>29061367
How old are you, anon?

>>29061288

>"Graduation" google search story

fuck you dude.

god fucking dammit

why did i watch that. im bawling like a little girl here

>>29061375
How old are you, RS?

>>29061332
Lets see...god this one picture I can't seem to fin-
There it is. The only chocolate pinkie I have.

>>29061384
Older than you, clearly.

>>29061318
FUCKING SAVED

>>29061318

>dat FemMac

HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

Art! I want humaised art of this adorable thing now! I have never seen anything so cute in my entire life!

>>29061318
Manly Gilda is odd.
nose markings<eye markings

When people see Pinkie and Dash they will always think "gay sex". It's because of them colours.

>>29061395
obviously older than most people here

>>29061388

Drawn by someone who can't draw black people

seriously what the flying fuck

>>29061343

Well theoretically everyone works under Celestia. 1) Because as the reigning monarch she probably legally owns everything in equestria and 2) Because she's so damn huge I mean what the hell it's like if the president was 12 feet tall

and some sort of eternally young angelic demigod

>>29061279
No, seriously, Duplex, AJ is 3'4".

>>29061421

Tell me you wouldn't vote for a 12 foot tall dude.

>>29061421
Except folks didn't KNOW she was the same Princess reigning for all eternity.
How do people miss this?

>>29061413
Sure. Average age is what? 18-24?

>>29061414
Not sure, but posted for relevance.

I did like his nightmare moon, though

>>29061403
would you swallow femmac's sticky load as it spurted in sticky ropes across your face and chest

>>29061443
yup

you're over 40, aren't you?

>>29061435

he's writing his headcanon.

you're not really gonna change his mind.

can someone post that skeleton face RS pic?

>>29061457
Not even close.

>>29061279
"Applebloom!" snaps Applejack, and even I stand up a bit straighter. "Git over here. Now." The littler horse sulks as she trots over to her big sister.

The grandfather clock starts to chime.

Applejack says, "Sorry about that, (Duplex). Well, let's get ready to go into town." She goes and gets her hat.

I look out the window. It's still pouring outside. All of a sudden, the clouds start thinning to translucence in great poofs. The clouds, I note, are just a few hundred feet up. I can see shadows moving in the sky above them.

We take a leisurely stroll into town. Applejack finally lets Applebloom ask me all sorts of questions, and I answer as best as I can.

Finally we get to the tree. It's monstrously huge, like pictures I'd seen of baobab trees, except for the type of tree it is.

>>29061436
I would.

I don't get it

>>29061414
Yeah, the face is too white.
The color is good though.
Also >Black Pinkie

>>29061439
...I'm going to need an explanation of this one, Pacce.

>>29061459
Oh, like how nobody will ever convince him Scootaloo and Fluttershy aren't sisters?

>>29061443
In all honesty, probably more like 15 - 20 dude

>>29061485
that's the average on ponychan and EqD

>>29061459
How do you know them apples aren't huge?

>>29061122

oh god no not Thai Life Insurance

these tears
why will they not stop

>>29061439

Periodically, she'll change her name and wear a new mustache or a wig.

Are you going to argue when the reigning 12-foot weather-controlling godking President decides he's now calling himself Chancellor Hopkins and everyone else must do the same?

>>29061479
CUPCAKES! GET IT? :DDDD

I'm so sick of cupcakes and muffins I can scream. And I fucking love cupcakes and muffins.

>>29061502
Because that would be making an assumption based on nothing. They're apples, they're one of very few things we have that we can base a scale on, and you're going to assume they're significantly larger than normal apples?

>>29061508

>>29061479
no, wait never mind

>>29061504

This might dry those tears

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKd9YXOOo5Y

>>29060841
Sorry I asked for comedy...
I just like comedy...and Rarity is my favorite character...

>>29061403
looks like he jizzed to death.
i guess your not "cumming" home

>>29061485
There were survey's done in early part of the fandom. Top of the bell curve was around 19-21, with tails extending down into the teens on the left, way out into the forties and fifties on the right.

>>29061521

who cares

>>29061529
Good show!

>>29061521
You could assume that the apples are significantly larger than apples. Or you could assume the ponies are significantly smaller than ponies.

Why not use ponies as the scale?

>>29061388

>>29061484
Well okay, I guess it's not that big a deal and it IS open to interpretation but:
They didn't know that the legend of the royal pony sisters was about Celestia.
And they talk about in the commercials and stuff that Celestia is "rumored" to be more than 1000 years old.
That says to me that folks didn't know they had the same ruler ruler for time in memorial.

>>29061557
I like tho think they are the size of a large dog. It's much easier than all this apple talk.

>>29061546
jolly good show

>>29061582

And it makes more sense.

>>29061582
I like to think they're the size of ponies. Oh well. It's not important.

>>29061521
Waist high is 3'2". Horses are measured at their shoulders. Are you telling me AJ's HEAD is 3'7" when her neck is straight?

Anyway, I already said they look more like this pic than they do in the show, with horsey faces instead of the stylized stuff you see.

apples to apples, dust to dust

>>29061585
Indeed.

>>29061508
>>29061524
I like this idea.
Because its funny.

>>29061534
It's pretty obvious I do.

>>29061557
Because they're different enough from real ponies that we can't assume anything about them. And there are enough different sizes of pony, ranging from about 15 inches to four feet tall, that we can't base really anything on their height.


>>29061572
Didn't Celestia herself mention banishing NMM to the moon, though? And Luna certainly seemed to recognize her immediately.

Tara Strong voices Rikku in Final Fantasy X

>>29061582
Wolf-sized. And I know a guy who owns an auto shop and brings his red wolf to work. That thing is fucking huge, and it will stare you down if you glance at it.

>>29061557
I agree with this.
Everyone says that this would make the other animals to big.
But if a species has enough food and no predators don't they grow to extreme sizes?
I know I read something along this lines somewhere...

I mean there was the 1.5 kilos 87 cm long rat in that hidden New Zealand forest..

>>29061628
Tara strong is literally at least one character in every single peice of animation or game.

>>29061598

That's how I think they'd look too. That picture is so pretty. :3

>>29061557

They're obviously not ponies as we would know them in this world. They're candy-colored little horse ladies and horse men, with malleable hoofs and the ability to cast magic via a focusing rod on their foreheads or fly via tiny wings that in any comparable creature would have to be triple the size to carry their body weight at all. Meanwhile, the apples are pretty close to what we know as apples; they're small, edible foodstuffs that primarily grow in trees, have cores, and act as the basis for a lot of sweet treats.

We can assume that the apples are vastly different in size to normal apples despite no evidence to that, or we can assume the magical candy horses are also small using earth apples as a comparison.

>>29061628

She also voices princess Clara, a foul mouthed bigot. What's your point?

>>29061638
I have a big fluffy husky who is all fuzzy and loveable. Kind of the same thing, right?

Since it's My LITTLE Pony, I'm assuming they're miniature horses. Minis are 38" max, so they're waist height or smaller.

>>29061627
Well yeah, they ARE them.
The pair, at least don't go over the PA announcing themselves as gods and rulers for eternity is what I'm saying.
In point of fact, I think a lot of folks overestimate their power. But we'll hopefully see more in Season 2 to go on.

>>29061604
Yes, quite.

What is this F:E I keep hearing about?

>>29061659

Oh I am very jelly. I wish I could have one of those dogs but it's far too hot for them here.

>>29061675
Fallout with ponies lesbians and GRIMDARK

>>29061669

>But we'll hopefully see more in Season 2 to go on.

God yes we've scraped the bottom of the barrel so damn much we're in china.

Fuck. All I want is SOMETHING to talk about.

>>29061675

some fanfiction that's basically the entire plot of Fallout 3 with everyone replaced with ponies

>>29061661
They're called My Little Pony because the original G1 toys were small. Horse toys of the time typically stood much taller. The diminutive size was a bit novel, and sellable.

Kind of like micromachines.

>>29061675
Long boring fanfic that people like because the writer keeps writing more of it.

>>29061675
The best fanfiction.

>>29061675

Some shitty fanfiction.

>>29061675
Fanfiction: Equestria.

>>29061702

FUCK! i loved micromachines!

>>29061675
Fallout: Equestria.
It's a big and loud fanfic.
It's got lots of characters and sad stuff and cool stuff and the main character gets shot a lot and likes girls.

>>29061659
Me too dude
I also have a pure bread husky with blue eyes.
Completely with too.
Now if she didn't had so much fucking hair...

>>29061572

>>29061702
Or the Littlest Petshop~

>>29061696

I don't even think it follows Fallout 3 anymore, the whole fucking plot was finding your dad and purifying the wastes literally. All everyone does in F:E is wander around killing raiders and other things I'll not mention and coincidentally discovering what happened to the cast 200 years ago.

>>29061723
Mine is pure bread, pure white with one brown eye and one blue eye.

>>29061673
>>29061604
>>29061585
>>29061546
My Smallish Equines: Companionship is Magic

We must have more Elegant Gentlecolts out there!

>>29061661
Well little or small ponies have a maximum of 1.3 meters.
That's the size I usually use for them

>>29061598
No, I'm saying she 3'4" at the top of her head in normal standing position based on apples. Considering the size of her head-
>image
...So this entire conversation is worthless anyway because you don't actually write about ponies as we see them. That would've been nice to know.

>>29061696
Having both played Fallout 3 and read Fallout: Equestria, I can say without a doubt that this isn't the case. There are a shitload of references, but most of the full-plot similarities simply come from the similar background of the world and then way every story ever told can be said to have the same plot if you simplify them enough.

>>29061705
>>29061696
>>29061690

Fallout? Like, "war, war never changes" fallout? That's... an interesting combination.

>>29061694
Well, we're talking now ain't we?

But folks talk about Celestia and Luna like their omnipotent. Personally I think they are probably significantly more magically inclined, but other than controlling the sun and moon, they're prolly not that much tougher than Twilight Sparkle in GLOWY EYES OF DOOM mode.

>fanfiction AGAIN

Oh my god fuck this shit.

I'm out.

>>29061744
A pony is a horse with stockier features, but they can be around the same size as a horse, they don't necessarily need to be small. A miniature horse is the same thing as a full-size horse, officially they're no taller than 38 inches. You can technically have a miniature horse that's a pony, the terminology is very confusing.

>>29061777
trips dictate, NEVER TALK ABOUT FANFICTION AGAIN BECAUSE ANONYMOUS DOESN'T LIKE IT

>>29061753
I began reading it expecting it to be terrible, it turned out to be great.

Give it a shot if you're into GRIMDARK or fallout or lesbian ponies

>>29061777
Quick! let's change the subject to horse cocks and pony semen!

>>29061801
Uh...lets not.

Why don't we have fan art of discord yet?

>>29061753
It's also like 40,000 pages long.

>>29061777
We WERE talking about pony sizes and Princess Celestia, but if it bothers you so much that we answered a "What is this thing" question then perhaps you should take a moment to compose yerself.

>>29061801
That's an improvement. At least it won't be about some /v/ crossover.

>>29061809

There is fanart of Discord.

You don't wanna see it.

>>29061809
because so far it's like GRIMDARK OC DONUT STEEL


kinda like skywind's father

>>29061650
>vastly oversized apples
>difference between a McIntosh and a Jonagold
>pony size difference a matter of a foot or two
>horrible fanfiction, totally unrealistic

Wait, I'm arguing on the Internet again, aren't I?
>facehoof.jpg.png.gif.arrrrgh

>>29061809
We do?

>>29061753
It's a surprisingly good combination. If you've played the games, you may be put off a little at first by the idea of a removable pip-boy, but there are enough little references everywhere that it should be able to hold your interest. And it holds quite well to the Fallout aesthetic of 'Here's a bunch of horrible shit that just makes you want to kill somebody, but oh by the way it happened 200 years ago so you can't actually do anything about it'.

If you haven't played the games, you probably won't like it unless you enjoy grimdark with semi-frequent black humor.

>>29061823
Well now I do want to...

>>29061722
>>29061722


Eh, I have heard about worse, might check it out if I ever get bored enough.

So, I guess I should have expected it but there is MLP fanfic. I there any good ones around? I could imagine most of them are a tick with sexual fetishes...

Oh god, why is this so cute

>>29061777
Every. Single. Thread.

It will degenerate into fanfiction discussion. No matter how good it looked, it WILL end with fanfics. You should know this by now.

>>29061863
S2 can't come fast enough.

>>29061855
I've been reading "On a Cross and Arrow" lately. It's quite funny. Basically, the mane six find themselves in an alternate dimension where everyone is the opposite gender.

>>29061855
a lot of them focus around fetishes, not all

oddly enough, I haven't seen much foot fetish fanfic around

>>29061839
Stop liking what I don't like.

I like how everyone is ignoring Nathan's thread on FiMchan. Yes, I know almost all of FiMchan is inactive, but it still brings me a perverse feeling of joy.

>>29061861
Because you ship them.
Also the idea of Pinkie shuffling across the bed until she's pressed against Rainbow Dash, never taking her eyes off her, is pretty cute.

>>29061861
Because of Pinkie's expression?

>>29061883
Right? I heard the episode details were leaked, but I really don't want to read them. I'm just hoping his voice is that kind of deep, resonant kind of evil.

>>29061893
HOW ORIGINAL.

>>29061753
I know....
But I prefer oatmeal

>>29061893

I really don't understand this title.

Is "cross and arrow" some sort of play on words that I'm not getting? The fuck does this have to do with ponies?

>>29061861
the bed makes my eyes bleed

>>29061902
He already had a thread on FiMchan and people ignored that too.

Nobody gives a shit about Nathan. Odd that he can't figure that out.

>>29061911
inb4 someone posts the leak and you can't resist reading it

>>29061883
JUST FUCKING 23 DAYS, MAN

23 DAYS

>>29061912
Didn't say it was. I just said it was funny.

>>29061917
I think it means "X Y" you know, like the chromosomes.

>>29061893
I really like it but a R63 fic has so many possibilities...I just hope they reveal themselves soon and we have crazy adventures.

I wished we had a R63 episode....

>>29061923
>Nobody gives a shit about Nathan

Bu..but he's a pre-reader on EqD! WHY ARE YOU NOT WORSHIPING HIM

>>29061937

I suppose that makes more sense.

>>29061934
I think the writefags are giving it one last push because they realize how retarded it will all be once the new shows start.

>>29061838
>black stallion

wait, that IS skywind's father

and it seems he's got a new OC, and he ships her with Pinkie

>>29061959

please
it's too early in the morning for this shit

>>29061955
I like how Seth picked one of the worst writers in the fandom, one with no artistic sense in his head, to be one of the pre-readers.

Nice going, Seth.

>>29061839
>>29061811
>>29061795


hey, Love reading. I'm not that into sad stuff, but you guy have got me interested. Maybe it will serve as MLP if I get desperate before next season comes out.

Care to share a link?

Also; it made me thing about this:

http://prequeladventure.com/

A MSPaint adventure about an less than successful Kahjiit: great cute art style but somewhat serious story...

>>29061970
it's already past noon

>>29061958

Fanfiction will never go away. Ever
It will be even stronger come the new season because of all the new lolshippingmaterial. The only thing you can do is roll with the punches.

>>29061958
You're new here aren't you?
Then let me just say, "WELCOME."
People make fanart and fanfiction of this show constantly and have since day one.

>>29061955
I don't write fanfics.
Also I hate the fact that EqD is the fanfic dumping ground of our fandom.
It worked at the start because
1. They were very short
2.There weren't to many

>>29061923
Even my FiMchan thread got more attention than his.

>>29061990
I'm not expecting it to go away. I'm just hoping it returns to taking a back seat to, you know, discussing the actual fucking show.

>>29061917

>>29061995
>there will never be a more popular MLPFiM website
sadfrog.jpg

>>29061981
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html

>>29061861
Why are they in a bed full of ground beef?

>>29062019
4chan.org/co/

>>29061937
>>29061917
Wow. Seriously? Have you never seen the classical symbols for male and female?
♂ means male - arrow
♀ means female - cross

>>29062009

Oh I fucking hope so too, I don't mind discussing fics but holy fuck. I miss talking about the show.

>>29062029
That's an inter-dimensional portal.

>>29061861
Long Dash is long

ITT "I miss talking about the show", no one talks about the show except Pacce

>>29062032
har har, good joke, jesus

I think I need to write my own crossover grimdark to become a fandom millionaire. Any ideas?

>>29061990
It won't go away, but it will be way less discussed than it is now.

There won't be entire threads discussing the latest chapter of F:E add nauseum. There will be the episode day, where everybody talks about the episode. People trolling based on the lame moral lesson at the end. People wanting it to be uploaded in a hurry, then know where they can download it The next day, people still talking about the episode, a little further in depth. The next three days will be people talking about the latest awesome new background character without lines. Then one day where people can't shut up about how excited they are for tomorrow's new episode.

People will try to squeeze their newest fanfics in there. But it won't be subject of intense discussion like it is now.

>>29062040
Then friggin talk about it.
We were talking and then y'all started bitching that we NEVER talk about the show.
Sheesh.

>>29061981
If you're not into the sad stuff, you're going to want to stay far away, because pretty much every character from the show we've run across so far has been dead, usually in a horrible fashion.

You know, just like the actual games, where you follow a signal hoping to save a man and his son only to find they've both been dead for over a hundred years.

>>29062056
If the show was called Fallout: Gilda, then you'd be correct.

>>29061971
>expecting Seth to not also be a gigantic faggot
laughingponies.jpg

>>29062019
Look in the end I have nothing against fanfics.
I like them. It explores posibilities that the show will probably never touch.
And some of them are really enjoyable.
But each fic getting it's own page?
I understand some like F:Eq and Jetfire's one but most of them suck.
He should make a daily post with all the fanfics and if just if one is really good or popular it should have it's own page but...alas ponychan voted against that idea.

>>29062023

Thanks a lot!

>>29062070

I never bitch about how we don't talk about the show, I keep to myself and let other people do that for me.

>>29062080
He needs to scrap being the fanfiction hub and delegate it to fimfiction or pony fiction archive or somewhere actually built to be able to handle it. But he won't, then he'd lose ad money.

>>29062032
>>>/v/

I heard you like ponies screwing

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE

HOW WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE SHOW

YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP TALKING ABOUT NOT THE SHOW AND START TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW

NOW

>>29062106
clop
clop
clop

>>29062117
How 'bout them naked ponies?

>>29062106
I had hopes for what was behind this spoiler.
I was not let down.

WHY DON'T ALL THE GODDAMN PONY TOYS HAVE BASIC LEG ARTICULATION!?

>>29062035
Those are astrological symbols for Mars and Venus. I've never heard them described as cross and arrow myself.

>>29062061
COME ON YOU FAGS!

>>29062106
ohgodfffffff

>>29062133
Because it's ugly.

>>29062140
Toy story 3 and ponies

>>29062140
Crossover My Little Pony and... Halo. Halo's still relevant right?

>>29062117
Huh...
Thought I left /v/

Anyways this is probably the first general I've visited for about two months...
How's everything been? What's the current flavor for discussion...

Something tells me this isn't a normal thread.

>>29062134
Fuck Venus. She's a whore

>>29062140
You can't just write a crossover, Jesus, it has to work in the context of the MLP G4 universe. Otherwise you just get that terrible Game of Thrones rewrite.

>>29062140
Write a cross between Bastion and ponies.

>>29062140
how about

wait for it

wait for it

how about

wait for it

something bad

happens

to

one of the cute characters from the show

ill just let that sink in for a bit, you can mull it over. be sure to credit me when you become famous

>>29062140
>>29062061
first you need to make an OC that ponychanners will love

>>29062140
Combine everything.

>>29061992
No. I've been here since the beginning. Fanfics were always on the backburner, back when people talked about the show. I remember writefags bitching that they couldn't post their new shit on Friday because everybody was talking about the show, and nobody gave a shit about their fics.

>>29062167
Flutterguy as Rucks?

Fucking sign me up.

>>29061475
(Anyway, back to the story.)

Twilight is startled by my appearance, but she trusts Applejack and invites me into the library after introductions. The smell of books and the silence of the wooden walls appeals to me; it would be nice to sit in here on a Saturday afternoon and just read.

I give her a bit of background on my species. She pulls a few books off the shelves, and after a bit of reading says she's never heard of us.

"I suspect that's because I've been brought over from another universe," I said.

Her eyes boggle. "Why would you say that?"

"Because I watch fiction based on your universe," I say. "You and your friends are the main characters in a series of audiovisual stories designed to sell pony dolls to little human girls."

Applejack's face pales. "You mean we're just... made-up?"

Twilight says, "Please. He's talking about the multiversal metafiction theory. We don't have to be fake to be in someone else's story."

>>29062161
How is Game of Thrones more out of context than Fallout? Or Dr. Who, for that matter?

>>29062155
I only payed up to Halo 3, maybe.
>>29062153
YES.
>>29062161
Fuck you
>>29062167
I don't know what that is.
>>29062169
How bad?
>>29062173
What about Princess Ice T?

>>29062148
Well...
Yeah.
You got me there.
Also it only works on the light up ones because of their crazy wide bodies.
I'm also still pissed about the tiny all molded ones. I had high hopes for those. I figured, "At this scale they can make all the doods in the show who don't warrant a brushable pony like all the backgrounds and one shots". But then... NOPE! 4 molds, endless recolours. THEY EVEN RECOLOURED RAINBOW DASH INTO FLUTTERSHY!

>>29062192
>inb4 my little human

>>29062192
Hey Duplex can you repost that Rarity story from yesterday?
The thread wasn't saved in the archive

17 days until pony

>>29062177
True. We did always have at least a half a day break from fanfiction on friday. Longer for stories who didn't pertain to the episode in some way.

>>29062196
>Bastion
>I don't know what that is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX48y24t9iU

>>29062155
Halo: Ponies in Space
by Peter Chimera

ONE DAY HALO WAS FIGHTINGH THE WARS
AND THEN ALIEN SAID
"NO WE MUST NOT DO THE WARS. TEY RONG"
AND THEN HALO SAID "BUTR WHAT DO WE DO NOW THAT WARS IS FORBIDENEDED?"
"LOVE AD TOLERACE" SAID ALEIN

AND THEN THEY PLAED WITH PONIES
AND AILEN GROPED JHOHNSON'S ASS BECAUSE IT WAS FIRM

>>29062248
Say what now? I thought it was like 23

>>29062259
Really that trailer doesn't do the game justice.

>>29062061

Fallout Equestria was wildly popular so just ripoff another video game setting. Take Deus Ex and make it ponified, it can be about Equestria in the future and the conflict between magic users and cybernetically augmented ponies

>>29062260
WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS STORY GONNA UPDATE?

>>29062259
>mfw i have yet to complete it

>>29062274
He's from the future.

>>29062260
Peter Chimaera didn't write Halo: Halos in space.

>>29062286

If someone does make a crossover with Deus Ex, they better not fuck it up. I don't give 2 shits about Fallout but I will rage so fucking hard if someone ruins Deus Ex.

>>29062061

EVE online

>>29062300
GET HIM! HE MAY HAVE IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT 6 DAYS IN THE FUTURE!

>>29062300
WhaaaaAAAAAAT

>>29062304
I've been living a lie

>>29062195
The problem isn't that it doesn't work in the context of the universe, the problem is that the author didn't put any effort into making it work. F:E has a ridiculous amount of backstory and explaining of how and why Equestria has become an apocalyptic wasteland. Game of Pones (or whatever it's called) has a barely mentioned revolution that leads to every single character doing things they wouldn't do. Ever.

Dr. Whooves stuff is crackfic.

>>29062316
Pony pod pilots?

Well, I guess you could blow up a few Nyxes in the story for good measure.

>>29062334
Uh, the revolution in Game of Thrones gets explained much later in the series.

>>29062331
Twas SquirrelKing, the guy who wrote Half Life: Full life consequences.

>>29062313
Keep in mind, such things should NEVER be about 'ruining' or 'not ruining' the material being used as inspiration. The point is to get the general feel, and apply it to ponies. F:E isn't a simple crossover, and with any luck, Deus Ex: Pony Revolution (should it ever get written) won't be either.

>>29062367
And the apocalypse in Fallout is NEVER really explained beyond, "war with china, nukes fell, the end."

>>29062401
...You didn't read enough terminals.

i made this post a few months ago . it was my only goal to finish before season two and i have failed, it looks like that guy replying was right after all.

sadponi.jpg

>>29062390
I liked Full Life Consequences

What would happen if they wrote a MLP fic?
and is this from the show?
I don't remember it

I like pinkie's expression
>promise?
>promise

>>29062401
I always assumed it was the cold war, but with china.

>>29062401
Men I kinda wished to know what the fuck happened to Europe...
I mean it was already in ruins after killing each other but did they get hit with the nukes?
How fucked are they right now?

>>29062420

at least you admitted it

>>29062420
I know the fell man...
I only have 4000 pics and still isn't finished. And I started a few days ago.
sadponi.png

>>29062192
I smile. Metafiction is my favorite fiction. "And now that you've said that, I just had an idea. I bet Pinkie Pie will be the key to getting me back to my own universe."

"You know Pinkie Pie?" says Applejack, squinting at me. I suddenly realized she probably hasn't read any science fiction, ever, and having her in the discussion will make for a lot of repetition and exposition.

Exposition. Metafiction. My jaw drops. "Ooooohhhhh craaaaaap," I say, and cross my arms. Then I grin. "And I'm probably in my own story right now. I'm probably posting it in /co/ as we speak. I just hope I'm not in a grimdark mood. Or a sadfic mood."

Now Twilight raises an eyebrow. "What are you talking about?"

"Nothing. Nevermind. Fiction stuff," I said. "I'm amazed it took me this long to figure that out. Anyway, I was wondering how much magic there is that affects multiversal metafiction stuff."

>>29062396

The general feel is easy to get, it's the plot I'm worried about. Deus Ex was all about conspiracies and twists, I fear that the story will be half assed and make no attempt at making sense.

>>29062401
What amused be about that whole spat the other night was Nathan was all like "this is unacceptable because of crossover and because characters are acting out of character, and they are killing other ponies"

when he himself had that Dr. Who crossover where Princess Celestia is suddenly lol magic Hitler, and has Derpy imprisoned and tortured and he kills her pet, just for the sake of added grimdark.

>>29062286
ah nevah asked fer this

>>29062401
>>29062425
>>29062428
holy shit none of you nigs know anything about Fallout

Oh boy I found the ponies.

>>29062401
...yes it was, it was prompted by an energy crisis, as vital fuels started to run out at around 2050, prompting the greater use of nuclear energy and smaller battles as the more advanced nations fought over oil. The UN tried to stop it, but after wars started breaking out they were disbanded. And that's just from memory, the games go into more detail.

The great irony, of course, is that in the years preceeding the use of nuclear weaponry, technologies that could have given everybody near limitless power were developed and almost put into practice.

>>29062367
If you're the writer, you might want to move up the explanation, or send the pre-readers a quick glimpse of it. That might alleviate their concerns.

>>29062401
Isn't it mostly political implications, and explicitly mentioning that the people of that world are jerks. They had a war museum instead of the Smithsonian. And their reason to go to war was basically like that in "How I learned to love the bomb".

>>29062428
Europe is dead, bro. They basically nuked the world. However, you can, and /tg/ has, explained that people survived by using the WW2 bomb shelters. Since Europe was a lot weaker, they used fewer nukes, if you want European survivors.

>>29062453
This is far too meta for my tastes.
Please keep going?

>>29062464
Resource war. China invades Alaska for the oil. U.S. annexes Canada, counterattacks.

Nuclear war. The End.

>>29062464
All I needed to know was that I could make a flaming sword out of a lawnmower blade.

>>29062492
Are you Nathan?

>>29062459
He always was one for making theories that have absolutely no backing in anything and then ceaselessly defending them, even though there is absolutely no evidence for them and plenty against

does anyone have the full pic?

>>29062516
Yes, yes I am.