i'd probably be too busy duckin' bullets from fluttershy's gang rivals while we ride 'round her 'hood in her yellow low rider

About damn time I got to one of these threads before it was 500 posts long.

>>29047722
Word.

Hey thanks to all the EQDfags who totally shitted up commanderjesus' stream just now with your stupid bullshit. Feel free not to come back tomorrow night.

>>29047608
I'd probably be too busy not going into Mito threads

>mito thread

No. Fuck you. Fuck this.

>>29047608
I'd show Twilight Sparkle the internet, spank her at chess, and then force her to play some video games.

Guys, how old is Ponyville? Is it said anywhere?

I need to know. It is imperative.

>>29047608
I would be reasonably happy and enjoy my day with twilight.

>>29047700
IF it's true. If it is, then logicly, we can comprehend it. If not, we will need to understand why, and our logic will change with it. There's nothing wrong with the baseline for logic to change, caveman couldn't understand why fire happened, it's only after careful observations can we hope to understand

Changing threads because fuck I'm lagging with 700 replys

>>29047824

That bad, huh? Dare I ask what happened?

>>29047824
you can't keep anything secret from them man.

People around here repost the shit out of those links.

>>29047824
Second, god damn dude.

Princess Celestia. It doesn't matter how the day would be spent, but it would be the best day ever.

Is there a livestream that /co/ is watching?

>>29047824
Mind elaborating? This sounds interesting.

>>29047864
>I'm lagging with 700 replys

wtf, are you running a modified toaster for browsing?

>>29047870

nothing happened, just some metaing.

either way, jesus, time to make a new account

the animator in MS stream just confirmed that 5 years have past between season one and two. that means the ponies are definitely legal age now.

>>29047608
I would drug her, capture her, and sell her to a research group for an enormous profit. Sorry, Rarity, but I'm sure you understand the need to get that cash.

>>29047824
Speaking of which, anyone have a link to the stream? Wanna save it for later so I can view it tomorrow night.

>>29047930
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

>>29047908
I use Chrome.

>>29047917
oh hai Gladys

>>29047913

>5 years have passed

Holy shit.

>>29047930
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

>>29047608

make them into cupcakes

>>29047913
This would not be an inconsequential amount of years.

>>29047887
I don't watch livestreams. I find them to be incredibly boring.

>>29047942
Dash can fake orgasms too

>>29047824
A perfect oppurtunity to post the rules!
1. During Suited for sucess: He who itters the phrase 20% Cooler shall be kicked. No exceptions.
2. If you talk of love or tolerance, You are kicked.
3. If you say that stupid fucking banana thing, you will be kicked.

>>29047913
>They're all of unquestionably legal age now

Goddamit.

Rarity and I would probably talk fashion for a while. We could discourse on the differences between Equestrian and human fashion, discuss their similarities, talk about our favorite fabrics.

Then we would probably have to go to a vegetarian restaurant. I wonder if she's ever had Indian food, or her own universe's equivalent?

>>29047976
XDD

>>29047977
faust said the ponies ages are 13-18 in season 1

>>29047913
Proof, or it didn't happen.

>>29047949
>>29047968
Thanks.

What's his schedule anyways? I'm assuming one episode per night until season 2, but what time does the stream start?

Apologies in advance if I'm being a retard and there's a link to a schedule somewhere in the stream that I'm not seeing.

>>29047913
what? why? what bearing would it even have on the plot? did they go to the other 5 gggs?

this is having non-consensual sex with my brain...

what?

I think I'm falling under the MLP curse. Should I just leave now, or keep going and not look back? I'm afraid right now

>>29048008
...banana thing>

>>29048009
OH god this changes everything! I bet people will draw naughty pictures of them doing borderline sexual things!

So I read painless.
It was pretty okay.

>>29048009
>sadface.jpg
Wait how old are they supposed to be again?

>>29048040
EMBRACE IT.

>>29047913
screenshots or Bullshit

>>29048019
fuck you mito i have the screencap but i hate you so i wont post

>>29048008
4. When Derpy says MUFFINS you MUST say it with her. ESPECIALLY if Roogna is present.

>>29048040
Keep going, it only gets better.

>>29047913
Im fairly certain this is not fact but eh, i just dont have it in me anymore to stop you.

>>29048029
Nightly at 11 PM Eastern

>>29047851
>wiki

I never trust wikis, cese pools of pop culture is what they are. Once we build on this idea of white holes more, and can explain the basics down simply enough for a child to understand, that's what I want to happen.

>>29047913
1. Bullshit.

2. proof plz

>>29048053
n/m didn't read >>29048017

>>29048071
999 years

>>29047608
I'd talk to Rarity about fashion and actually learn a thing or two about it.

After that, I'd ask her questions about her world, just to get more knowledge about it. Ask her some questions about herself and maybe the mane 6 members too.

>>29047942
He's one classy mofo, even Dash can see it.

>>29048033
I sincerely hope this is not trolling because this would be fucking amazing.

>>29048033
Some guy who was on some western sci-fi show. I think he's on House or Monk or CSI or NCIS or something now. He's a pretty obscure actor.

>>29048053
Old enough to live alone, so 16-20

Where's that commanderjesus schedule for the synchtube?

>>29048096
oh u

>>29048040
Just let it happen.

I smile more now, actually. It's weird.

>>29048008
so you are a mmmmbeeych that likes mmmm bananas?

>>29048086
I just can't imagine how they could possibly form under natural circumstances.

>>29048130

>>29047913
Does that mean the CMC are spunky teenagers now?

>>29048130

>>29047394

>>29048154
I don't get it.

>>29048122

Deleted my post, disregard that I suck cocks.

Someone was just pullin my leg in the stream until GK straight out said she couldn't confirm it but that he is "awesome".

>>29048075
Thanks, Leth.

>>29048174
I think it means that 5 years didnt actually pass

>>29048162
Add the rules to it.

>>29048198
>teenage CMCs

I can't tell if this is a do-not-want situation or a very-fucking-want situation.

>>29048178
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY

It's a bit overdone, could really, really use some toning down in order to be funny.

>5 years later.
The CMC still have no cutie marks.

So Tanman's streaming.

>>29047913

Say wha? show some proof...now.

>>29048178
It's a stupid line from an even stupider flash thing. Somehow it's popular.

>>29048211
uh

ok

>>29048033
>>29048122
>>29048123

>>29048156
Exactly, that's the thing, we can't NOW. To say something can not happen with certainty is arrogant.

Ross Scotts Freeman put it the best way:

"Science hasn't dis-proven the existence of pixies. If they can shift through dimensions that could explain the lack of evidence "

>>29048040
I wouldn't overdo it if I was you, I spent pretty much an entire day in nothing but pony threads and the next day I couldn't fucking stand them, this is my first time back in like 2 weeks, I just kinda felt like seeing how things were going

>>29047913
This must be troll, but if not i would be not happy at all.

>>29048133
same here man
im more open to "enjoy" stuff somehow, thanks to the ponies

>>29048239
It's gonna become the Anchorman of MLP fan-creations. Meaning it's stupid as fuck and not that enjoyable, but fun to quote out of context.

>>29048221
Only time will tell. I fell kind of conflicted.

>>29048249
It;s true we can't prove a negative statement. But the default position is disbelief

>>29048239
Wait, shit, I'm not the only one who thinks it's fucking stupid?

Aww hell yeah

>>29048249

Why did you cap my post, sir?

>>29048239
You're talking about the same fanbase that spammed "AEIOU AEIOU AEIOU" a thousand times after a video simply ripped off another actually funny video.

I'd say 10% of the fanbase are actually sentient, while the rest of the 90% are primal monkies fapping to fanart and spamming memes.

Okay, I'm too indecisive for my own good, first person to respond to me decides whether i play Dues Ex or watch Dr Who

>>29048315
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>29048319
watch ponies

>>29048270
>>29048133
>>29048040

Resistance is Futile

>>29048319
Who.

>>29048315
AEIOU

>>29048319
watch Dues ex

>>29048319
Daleks are more powerful than the Time Lords.

>>29048319
Deux Ex.

>>29048315
John Madden
John Madden
John Madden
John Madden
John Madden

>>29048319
DEUS EX

>>29048319
WATCH A PORNO

>>29048382
this is what any real man would do

>>29048344
I'm disregarding that because of futtershy.
>>29048351
LETH WINS!
We all know you're K-9, Leth. I'm sorry The Doctor abandoned you.

>>29047913
So why is Spike is still a baby dragon?

>>29048319
The new one? I heard it was pretty good.
Can't afford it myself right now.

>>29048346
im not resisting at all
i already love the ponies

>>29048315
questionmarkexclaimationpoint
questionmarkexclaimationpoint
questionmarkexclaimationpoint
you started this...

Hey guys, Megasweet is drawing overly flamboyant gay dash (stream is practically full though...)

http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

And Sanguinus is streaming Baldur's gate ponies

http://www.livestream.com/sanguiniusdrawingcorner

>GlamourKat likes gay Dash

it's canon

>>29048315

i'm laughing for real right now

>>29047886
>>29047886

I agree. I would kill for such opportunity.

>>29048409
Because it is clearly not true?

>>29048211

>>29048293
It's because of this I love fantasy. It goes outside the box we know of. In the 50's and 60's, science fictions writers imagined much of the luxerys we now have. To think what could be now.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

Once again, afternoon threads are way too fast.

>>29048451
This is tough but fair

>>29048408
I actually haven't watched a single episode, so I know not what you're speaking of.

I'll watch them... eventually.

>>29048451
good job now that stream will be 20% cooler in ten seconds flat! desu

>>29048360
Our only chance to find out who would win was blown when this twat broke the universe.

>>29048451
The last one won't result in a ban, but you should do it for Roogna!

>>29048428
>>29048377
>>29048353
And then they come out of the woodwork.

You make this a little too easy.

>>29048517
But only if you love and tolerate bananas

>>29048513
>>29048360

>>29048504
^______^

who is your favorite OC i like nyx the best personally

>>29048451
You forgot out the part that the last one is ESPECIALLY important if I'm there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4
Old men

>>29048550
It's actually ONLY important if you're there. SO YOU'D BETTER BE THERE

>>29048564
Running the world?

>>29048564
>Hear "Your appointment to fema should be"
>Need a new pair of pants, due to my nostolgia being all over this pair.

>>29048550
>>29048517
Maybe we should have one rule per episode, depending on which episode it is.

>not saying "FUCKING BITCH" every time Gilda walks on screen during Griffon the Brush-Off = BANNED

I'm too tired to even keep up with the thread.

Catcha later guys

>>29048624

>>29048624
nah

we talking Deus Ex now?

>>29048626
Night

>>29048626
>sage
but why

>night

>>29047913
>>29047913
>>29047913
Did she said anything else?

>>29048624
Good idea. The 20% cooler one is for suited for sucess.
Add the episode each applies to, would you?

I DON'T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW!

Glamourkat just said that Fluttershy dies.

>>29048679
Yeah, no more Lyra and Bon Bon together.

>>29048709
Nice haircut.

Celestia cries when Luna dies, not only does she get killed off on her second appearance in the show, she looked nothing like she did last time, Luna learned well.

>>29048709

I loved you in Back to the Future

>>29048709

>>29048722
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE THAT THIS IS CONFIRMED TRUE AND I AM SAD NOW FOR REAL

>>29048708
How about no RD lines ever.

or no fluttershit Yay's

Only acceptable lines are those of which Gummy has spoken

...Yeah, this is getting retarded, I'm coming back in an hour or so to see if it gets better.

Y'all ponies like steak? Free Outback Steakhouse, yo.

http://www.outbackfreesteaks.com/

>>29048766
Kiss me Servine.
Kiss me.

>>29048766
Too many rules for my taste. I don't want to come off as more of a faggot than I am already acting like.

>>29048751
are you stalking my dog

just realized that all Celestia related is immortal
>Celesta herself
>Luna
>Philomena
>[spoilerTwilight?[/spoiler]

>>29048840
Twilight isn't related to Celestia.

She's just her mentor.

>>29048840
Celestia is Twilight's real father

>>29048840
Twilight can't die.

Why even take in an apprentice if she's not going to succeed you???

I would help Applejack out on the farm.

>>29048865
Twilight is Celestias real Grandmother

>>29048813
Ok, but watch out

I might give you mono

>>29048820
Ok, whateva suits your fancy

GK says she visits /co/ and posts as anon

>>29048766
I agree.

Only "She get out of her bed, so confident of her.
She a saint, she a saint, she a saint.
So beautifull, she bewitch me.
She a saint, she a saint, she a saint.
Extra lucid, the moon is sure.
She a saint, she a saint, she a saint.
You're not deaf, parrying and drunk.
She a saint, she a saint, she a saint.
I don't know how to be, I don't know why, this is how it go with the saint and me.
I don't know how to be, I don't know why, this is how it go with the saint and me.
Extra lucid, when you're confident! she a saint, she a saint, she a saint.
Extravagant, when the angel is sure.
She a saint, she a saint, she a saint.
I don't know how to be, I don't know why, this is how it go with the saint and me.
I don't know how to be, I don't know why, this is how it go with the saint and me.
On the bridge of the art, my hearth is vasilating.
Between the water, the air is so good.
It was so pure, I breath it. Our reflection on this bridge.
This is how it go with the saint and me.
This is how it go with the saint and me.
This is how it go with the saint and me.
This is how it go with the saint and me."

When he is on screen.

>>29048722

Ahahahaha...good one...

>>29048863
>>29048865
>>29048875
>>29048880
>>29048884

GK confirmed all of these things.

>>29048885

>>29048906
It's time to stop posting.

>>29048916
She confirmed that Nyarlathotep would help Applejack on the farm?

>>29048957
Well, she heavily hinted at that one.

Okay time to stop being lazy.

Drawing next pony.

>>29048916
confirm ALL THE THINGS

also i drew this pos a while ago but never posted it.

>>29048930
Only when the fat lady sings

SPITFIRE

>Barry White comes up in the radio
>MS seduces the audience
I laughed lots

>>29048997
dicks

>>29049018

Sorry about me bing such a cranky ass tonight, I had a shitty night. Also, tomorrow night I may not be home in time to stream, so if I don't pop in here before 11, Roogna, Leth or Tripfag McGee can do it for me. Night ya'll.

IF PONIES HAVE ZIP LINES DOES THIS MEAN THAT THEY HAVE A PONY SPLINTER CELL

>>29049083
nighty night Jesus

Oh shit, I think GK just slipped up and let everyone know what the name of the Luna episode is.

>>29049010
Speaking of fat, look what I drew

>>29049033
>MegaSweet will never seduce me
feels bad man

I'm gonna get fucked by Irene, there's this massive oak tree in the backyard that I just know is gonna smash the entire house

>>29049083
If noone else takes it, I'll have someone remind me.
Night bro.

>>29049089
yes, there are pony assassins in Equestria.

Believe it or not Earth Ponies make the best assassins because of how inconspicuous they are.

I think this guy wants to take my virginity, what do?

Why is this show so amazing?!

>>29049105
and that would be?

>>29049033
>Thumbs up if megasweet is better than Justin Beiber XD

>>29049150
Fuck his ass and show him who's the dom in your relationship.

>>29049108
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED
> hurricane soon
>must prepare in the morning
BUT F:E

Neat drawing btw, but can you make one in the future not as... umm, disgusting is the only word I can come up with that's anywhere proper enough

>>29049153
because ponies

>>29049204
You in Florida?
All of my friend told me that thing turned and went to mexico or something

does anyone have Rainbow Dash shrug when she isnt a filly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabO_UXb6MM

here's a sad song, dump some sad ponis

>>29049204
>F:E
Fuck natural disasters, you got ponies to read, son.

>>29049185
i dont have a penis

>>29049236
You've asked the right person.

Mito. My net went down because of a thunderstorm. Sorry about that.

>>29049157

Well, GK mentioned "blue luna", then when people called her out on it she said "NO COMMENT."

>>29049153
You could spend a lifetime trying to find out why and still not be satisfied

Just sit back and enjoy the ride

>>29049018
Not so good wing and also >filename.

What did the doctor say, Applejack?

Guys, what the fuck am I looking at here

>>29049287
that was fast

>>29049275
She's walking on water

>>29049276
bluna

>>29049287
My Little Mantis

>>29049204
You tell that fucking hurricane to calm the fuck down, you got ponies to read.

>>29049271
i was asking in general, but thanks man

>>29049304
You must have missed the other two pictures.

Okay another.

so today I learned that mares are capable of having multiple orgasms

>>29049362
Twilight

Pony Joe

Also, if anyone was wondering.

LyraBonBon and CaraMac are GK's OTP's.

>>29049339

>>29049276
She was talking about Ruby Gloom

Ruby Gloom (TV series 2006)
Once in a Blue Luna (#1.15)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1081674/

>>29049244
Pretty much 'I don't do things that squick me out.'

Porn, mainly.

>>29049242

I am lacking in sad ponies.

>>29049264
>>29049340
Alrighty then
I'll see you all in The Summer Lands

>>29049397
A likely story.

>>29049392
>OTP's

I don't think that's quite an appropriate use of that acronym.

>>29049397
So they're stealing titles, 'ey?

>>29049411
Sad ponys you say? Will sad/grimfics suffice?

>>29049445
not sad enough

>>29049333
hng i wish to hug that little pone so bad
look on how she is so snuggle inside that mans arms
i squee

>>29049431

I think you get the point.

>>29049376
Cool.

>>29049153

because we are all starving for colorful, cute, entertainment. these shows have always been badly written and dummed down for babies until MLP:FIM

it wasn't made for just kids it was made for every one.
and all will join the herd in time!

>>29049426
How far you in?

>>29049460
Haha. You're fucking on chap.

Bubbles – Derpys mindset on events:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgkrBTryVCfmAARA5ZCMTY4nTa2ta2-mhmdpxvipEoA/edit?hl=en&pli=1
#%20

Cupcakes:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qTTzMqlRTHeHIarZZhwQhADc-1aff9fkHKWx-kn0wMk/edit?hl=en

Alt endings/sequels to Cupcakes:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/02/story-cupcakes.html

Today, Tomorrow, Forever – Derpy is forced away from her daughter:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xy28CF7zMdwfbmRnBnIXygJxnHR7UZqgSdjt7YX0dBA/edit?hl=en#

Simply Rarity – A journal of entry’s detailing Raritys early life:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qdXe1LEcR6_s3JeA4hmVoeDMUACDjjz9VbU67F8ru_k/edit?hl=en_US

Sweet Apple Massacre – Gore fic, worse than Cupcakes:
4f0Zuh3B

Bitter Sweet – Pinkie Pie dies of diabetes, and Rainbow and company deal with the lose:
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/03/story-bittersweet.html

1000 Years – Luna defeats her sister:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pX6kU80tbMXhF44Ve-WxCB4o8KHnt7ZrLABrS5zIAbs/edit?hl=en_US

>>29049507
Chapter 3
>lord have mercy on my eyes

>>29049204
something tells me you aren`t familiar with most of envy`s work

>>29049521
Oh you poor fucker.
Stuck on the boring shit still.

Apple Bloom is cute.

>I hope the producers realize that kids like their shows dark and serious.

>>29049275
>>29049275

Such kind of art is the reason why I love you Klondike.
Stay clean please.

>>29049460
The Last Sonic Rainboom - Rainbow Dash wants one last flight:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xraUs1BRjDfLXx9QcsHLbNVvrKOOx2Xjw8qGWAjBaIQ/edit?hl=en_GB&au
thkey=CNnNnIgE&pli=1#

Painless – Pinkie Pies sense of sanity begins to slip:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GrvkauySXJMpQ23JZo2MBOgNsP0-pFohMmQ4ZUWAt8w/edit?hl=en_US

Angel – Fluttershy is forced to deal with the death of Angel:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uVxUlEvgMnWuwFEKClH_vbx8DclLmqcF2g7DMTmLgR4/edit?pli=1&hl=en

Lunacy – Luna tries several times to end the madness from the moon:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1otLptD1bfPRoL2L_M85GzBMf6g96rqSjpj89VOcK85w/edit?hl=en_GB

Beta – Caramel attempts to tell twilight his feelings:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E2KNn1Aq81g58MQub73ECF0qCCiy-dzaemFT53vyCZI/edit?hl=en_GB

>>29049408
Do graphic, nonsexual themes squick you out as well?

>>29047608
I would lay Rarity down on a soft, luxurious bed and make popcorn and watch movies with her

>>29049521
>Worse than cupcakes.
EVERYTHING is scarier than cupcakes.

>>29049529
Nope, you are correct, I am not

Stop making me sad, Elliot Smith makes me sad enough when I get drunk

>>29049408
?

>>29047913
Uhh... I was there from the very beginning, she never said that.

I'd be rollin deep with Fluttershy in a neon green Escalade with 30" Bellagio floaters, 6 subs in the back, and we'd be bustin gats and throwin up flags in the hood

>>29049566

I agree.

>>29049639
How does poni use hair tie

>>29049609
oh god i love that guy

>>29049639
fag.

>>29049639
>Long ass fucking strand of pink hair in my eggs.

>>29049670
my friend will never let me forget that one time I got too drunk and started getting emotional to some Elliot Smith song

>>29048904
Has she been around when things got really disgusting?

>>29049586
Not really, I've drawn gore on occasion and have no issue with it.

>>29049632
.

>>29049738
Shes a /co/mrad.
I bet she contributes to it.

>>29049738
She's fine with 34. She's a professional animator.

>>29049738
Shes probably the one who starts up all the horses semen discussion every day.

>>29049746
I never understood this picture. Is she in hell?

>>29049719
did you cryed?

>>29049764
I doubt it, if her style was recognized it would be too much of a liability

>>29049746
haha, what is going on in that drawing.

>>29049778
Well sure but does she contribute what she thinks Fluttershy's farts smell like?

>>29049785
Nigga she an apple

>>29049825
I'm not entirely sure myself.

I think it was running through my head that Moon=Oblivion=Flesh walls and random bits of meat everywhere.

>>29049831
That's when you draw terrible sketches and capture them on your webcam.

>>29049377
Sorry it took a while I had a lot of false starts and kept just clearing the layer.

And another.

>>29049849
No, she would probably be that one girl with the castration fetish.

>>29049854
Strange how the mind works.

>>29049869
are you implying what I think you're implying?

>>29049854
Just like in Doom, amirite

>>29049877
Thats pretty nice SB

How come you don't draw big, nice portraits of the mares like you do....the paltry handful of ponies you DO spend time on?

>>29049869
I think she's done that before.

☆FURFAGS☆
All of you

>>29049938
And when everyone was furfags.

>>29049778
I refuse to believe every single animator ever is okay with 34

>>29049938
You're in this thread too you know.

>>29049938
You seem to be visibly upset

Any streams going on? Im benz'd as fuck and need something to watch

>>29049854
That reminds me of Dante's Inferno.

>>29049981
And why wouldn't they be?

Hell, I bet every single animator ever has drawn some off color fanart of the show they were working on.

>>29050004
how?

>>29049993
http://www.livestream.com/megasweet?t=689675

>>29050004
I love that game!

>>29049971

>>29049938
>You watch cartoons, too
>Everyone is furfags

>>29050049
It's gone now.

>>29050049
Holy shit how can she stay in the air like that.
is...
Is she a wizard?

>>29049971
Head pose looks a bit flat, but that's pretty damn good

>>29050032
Walls of flesh.

>>29049971

I don't think you should keep that particular rendering technique. It looks kinda wonky.

>>29050087
She IS.

>>29050069
Let's all get together and yiff.

Envy could you sketch something with Ms Cake's enlarged flanks so I can mess with Faceless?

>>29050143
HOLY SHIT

>>29050152
Inspiration.

>>29050177
I hear that she once beat an Ursa Major.
To death.
With her bear hands!

>>29050106
I don't remember that part. Which circle or bolgia was it in?

>>29050216
SHE HAS BEAR HANDS, TOO?

>>29050177

☆◎EVEN MORE FURFAGGOTRY◎☆

Why watch a show for little girls?

wish I had highspeed internet
I feel like punching myself in the fucking face and blowing up this minuscule town but then it really wouldn't have a job for me also it doesn't help the fact I'm just too far away fack

>>29050152
>Enlarged
What a strange way to say fat.

>>29050260
SHE RIPPED THE HANDS OFF THE HEAR AND BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH THEM!
BUT SHE DIDN'T KEEP THE HANDS BECAUSE OF HER RELIGIOUS BELIEFS SO DON'T ASK FOR PROOF!

>>29050252
The second or third I believe

>pic not related

>>29050281
Because I want to be the little girl.

TRIXIE'S EGO IS HUGE

THAT MEANS SHE HAS HUGE GUTS

We must rid our nation of this bear menace.

>>29050281
Because we wish to be little girls, Anonymous. All of us in here want to be little girls. You as well, why else would you come here. Come, stay awhile and discuss the finer things in life with us.
Which pony mane would you like to brush the most?

>>29050320
I aprove

>>29050298
I'm not even going to internet hell?
That is a huge blow to my ego.

>>29050297
I am sorry about the typo.
BUT TRIXIE IS JUST SO AWESOME MAN!
I THINK SHE MIGHT BE MY WAIFU.
But then, what kinda HORRIBLE HORRIBLE person would I be if I disregarded a perfectly fine griffon waifu for a unicorn?

I wonder if tozac is still around

>>29050363
Well, you'd be an asshole.
A huge asshole. And also a hornsucking faggot.
I never did anything like that, and I know I'm your role model.

why are you guys being weird

>>29050414
But... you copied me.
That means...
Whoa.
Are you me from the past?

why are you guys being weird

>>29050430
No idea

>>29050414

>>29050431
I copied you?
I COPIED YOU?
MAN I LIKED GILDA BEFORE IT WAS COOL, I JUST NEVER SAID ANYTHING

why are you weird being guys

>>29050441
No idea.

I find amazing the fact that these ponies can melt my once dark, bitter heart

>>29050458
>>29050441
>>29050430

>>29050430

Klondike, I have a request

I know you'll like it

>>29050458
No idea

>>29050152
Like this?

>>29050489

Hey Envy, can I lodge a small request with you too?

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION

Do ponies eat cornichons?

>>29050489
That is fantastic.

Also I just sent you a note about a thing.

>>29050431
>>29050453
the trip ship of the year has been right in front of me and I didn't even see it.

>>29050489
unf.

Now i see what faceless sees.

>>29050489

>>29050480
I will?
Then I'm all ears.

>>29050519
Too bad you cant draw or anything THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT SUBJECT FOR A Why am I going here

>>29050489
bueno.jpg

>>29050479


FUCK I LOST YOUR MACRO THAT REPLIES TO THAT ONE

>>29050562
Don't make me post the
RoverxRoogna.png

>>29050612
Oh no please dont I would hate that Beedrill.jpg

night all

So I see we're mostly in the same mindset as when I left. Yay.

>>29050689

a slow pony thread?

>>29050510
What'cha want?

>>29050689
Eh. What can you do?

Season 2 is just around the corner. It's already provided us with new life- when it starts airing we should be fully revitalized.

>>29050553

Ok, the basic request is for Diamond Dog Anubis

If you wanted to really go all out you could do something like Have Diamond Anubis weighing some hapless ponies' heart against the gemstone of truth... which has been half eaten by Spike nearby, thus winning the pony his happy afterlife

Whatcha think?

Man, the thread sure did fucking slow to a crawl. GK left, is everyone still watching the streams or something?

>>29050689
oh go get permabanned again about it

>>29050689
This... isn't a very good night.
Imma do some other stuff for a while.
Also Megasweet is streaming sooooooooo yeah.

>>29050715

Spike as BTAS Mr. Freeze, holding his little snowglobe inside which dances a figure of Rarity

>>29050722
>Diamond Dogs
>My Kryptonite
>MFW

I'll get started on that.

>>29050729
That's rather uncalled for. Have I slighted you in some way?
>>29050776
Believe that's been done.

>>29050730
On the subject of Megasweet. It appears his little issue with Hot Topic or rather Mighty Fine has been resolved. He will be compensated and they are interested in his other works as well.

>>29050146
Look at the yiff I made.

>>29050722

Or you could switch 'gemstone of truth' with 'muffin of truth' eaten by derpy

Or just do whatever.. it's up to you

>>29050782
NO DONT DO IT MRS BRISBY DONT DO IT THATS NOT YOU THATS THE ALCOHOL

Which pony corresponds to the cast of Whose Line?

>>29050814
>Are you a bad enough dude to buy MS shirts from Hot Topic?

>>29050809

well shit, so much for my request then.

Thanks Sparkles

>>29050722
>If you wanted to really go all out you could do something like Have Diamond Anubis weighing some hapless ponies' heart against the gemstone of truth... which has been half eaten by Spike nearby, thus winning the pony his happy afterlife

...That's kind of backwards. Your heart is weighed against a feather, and if the sins within your heart make it weigh more than the feather your soul is fed to Amuut. So Spike eating the gemstone in half would make the pony more likely to have a heart that weighs more than the gemstone, and then everybody would be eaten by Amuut.

>>29050839
Snails is Ryan Styles.
Snips is Greg Proofs
And no one cares about anyone else.

seem like a okay ngiht to me
there some okay pone picture in this thread
here one more is for everyone :)

>>29050864

Oh yeah, silly me.

That could be a funny pic too

Is there any fat Mayor Mare?

http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904

Shit /co/ why didn't you tell me about OC maker 3000?

>>29050880

Spike is Colin

>>29050863
No one says you can't still have the request done. Different artists have different interpretations of a scene, after all. Plus, Spike with a Freeze Gun might be interesting. Or standing in front of the Cryo-tube and talking to Rarity.

>>29050929
It doesnt have griffons, so it isnt worht the time.

>>29050929
It doesn't have mustaches.
It is useless to me.

>>29050880
>Implying Chip wasn't the best

>>29050880
>2011
>Not casting Zecora as Wayne Brady and Steve Magnet as Drew Carrey

oops that was not pone

>>29050970

?????

>>29050889
Look at this horse.
Long mane, big teeth.

>>29051017
...
...
BRB

>>29050954
>>29050970
You've earned this

>>29051026
My producer is telling me that it's a butterfly...

I swear when the first episode of the new season drops and fails to meet "Ponychan's" expectations. I immediately to expect. To hear something along the lines of "Cult group commits mass suicide proclaiming that Lauren Faust betrayed them and ruined all that is good and pure of MLP: FIM" I'm I wrong in thinking like that?

>>29051081
The man is obviously blind.

>>29051080
hawt

>>29051080
brb, giant flaming orgasms.

Random question, what exactly would call the thing around Celestia's and NMM's neck? I want to say a mantle, but that's more of a piece of clothing.

>>29051106
I actually did that on purpose.

>>29051080
That's fabulous. And spot on, Klondike.

>>29050814
>mfw MegaSweet is going to make money off his fanart but I could never hope to make money off my fanfiction

Oh, well.

>>29051182
A bridle?

>>29051182
According to the toy, it's called her "battery compartment cover"

>>29051080
That hurts my feelings, depresses me, and drives me to drink.

Also using that "make a pony" thing, I look really girly.

>>29051182
I've called it either a 'crest' or a 'peytral.' The latter is a term related to horse armor.

>>29051230
u r girly
Also, dont lie, you would drink anyway

>>29051214
IDEA
Put your fanfics on SHIRTS!

>>29051182
Its a chestplate

>>29051241

I'll probably refer to the latter then.

>>29051182

Shock collar.

>>29051243
OH!
It's because the "eyelashes" were on!

That hurts my feeling, depresses me, and drives me to drink.

>>29051214
Past sins is publishing their fiction into a hardcover book. Why can't you?

NAW I'm just kidding. They aren't but imagine if they were! Oh GOD

>>29051318
You can turn those off?

>>29051322
>F:E goes hardcover.
>People break their spine on a 100 lb book.

>>29051230

>>29051322
I've had someone offer to make a self-publish-style book of Dangerous Business. Hence my current editing process.

Still, it's a hard truth that unless you're working for George Lucas, fanfiction doesn't pay the bills.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT SAPPHIRE SHORES

>>29051328
Yeah, there's an eyelash button.
Turn it off, INSTANT MAN.

>>29051322

>Past Sins becomes the new Twilight
>It's made into a movie
>People throw the books into bonfires

>>29051103
what does ponychan expect? I've never been.

Took me forever to find this place. The archive is derping again.

In anycase, I've been practicing with my tablet.

>>29051384
Probably expect the girls to use love and tolerance to defeat Discord or something retarded.

>>29051384
Ponychan probably expects the second coming of Christ, knowing them. But then again, a good 80% of them have likely never watched the show.
Of course, I may just be pulling those numbers and opinions out of thin air.

>>29051370
SAHPHIRESHORZ

>>29050814
What idiot would buy a "Brony" shirt HHAHAHAH...oh wait....

Original character donnut steel guys.

Oh mods, you so crazy...

>>29051443
>Fetlocks

Why do you think all artists have drawn porn? That's like saying all artists have drawn boats. Are you really telling me there is not an artist out there who hasn't drawn a boat?

>>29051370
SEN SAAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIONAL

Personally I like SS over PF.

PF is just a fetishist. SS is a fetishist who's fetish is people getting kidnapped for diamonds.

>>29051473

Im gonna get raped?

Hey did you guys see this yet?

From DerpyHooves.com:

MegaSweet has heard back from the suits at Hot Topic. As reported earlier, a t-shirt design appeared on their shelves using artwork that MS had created, but not submitted. Turns out someone else submitted the design as their own. But as HT wrote back...

So we wrote the other artist and got him to send his original file. Its possible he used yours, the date of his file is after yours.

After looking at it internally, we agree its similar enough to question. We are going to remove his design from our contest.

We would be happy to compensate you for your design for use on shirts. Also if you would like to consider a group package, we would probably want to buy Apple Jack, Pinkie, Twilight to start with. If your interested, we could work with you on other designs for My Little Pony, as well as Marvel, Star Wars, Disney, etc if your interested.

Compensation because I'm sure HT has already been printing the shirts (thus saving them money), and an offer of more money, I call that a win win.

>>29051428
>love and tolerance

Fuck, what if that becomes a thing in season 2?

>>29051443
>Using the OC Pony Maker to make OCs
>Not drawing one yourself or having one drawn for you

>laughing_neckbeards.jpg

>>29051533
...I don't want to think about that.