That picture is fucking horrifying

>>349430644
Pony thread on /B/

Pictures - 7 GB: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6492897/26_000_pictures_of_p­ony

26+ K pics.

Welcome.

>>29013950
In Earth X, Jameson was turned into a humanoid donkey.

Is it that time again?

Bump

>>29014205
Everything about this is wonderful.

my wallpaper is 20% cooler

what kind of pictures are you asking for?

OP here.
looking for pony reaction pictures, but really anything to add to my collection

>>29014624
Alright, but, is this the new official general thread or did you just come in here and make this?

I couldn't find the old general thread, so I guess that means this is the new one.

>>29014624
Behold, someone has already assisted you!
>>29014119

This opens the floor to discussion, and I'm certain there will be even more things for you to harvest from that.

>>29014821
It's dangerous to go alone.
Take this!
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

This applies to OP as well.

>>29014834
How about another Discord VA thread?

What if Nixon bacame celestyia as pony king?

>>29014883
They lose their charm if we do them all the time.
I believe Monochromatic tried to launch us into theoretical color schemes.

>>29014205
oh my

>>29013950

Derpy doesn't even wear a costume. Everyone knows it's her.

>>29014894

Nyxon you say?

Discord's Color Scheme?

Hard mode: No black or blue.
I say something like this.

>>29014960

discord will be green

>>29014937

Red.

A bright, devil red.

While we're at it. Let's post some classic pictures that haven't been posted in quite some time.

>>29014937

>>29013950
someone post pictures any pictures of the ponies as humans.
please *pony eyes*

>>29014937
Purple and red?
Maybe some armor.

So this is the new thread, ah ok.

>>29014883
Realistic: Kevin Michael Richardson - does lots of Hub shows
Dream: Michael Clarke Duncan
Acceptable: Blu Mankuma
Hilarious: it's Prince Blueblood in a bad disguise with the EXACT SAME VOICE.

>>29014975

You mean like twilight diaper.jpg

oh wait

>>29014981
Here's a new one.

>>29014937
Discord will be all blue with rainbow hair.

>>29014937
Discord will be the Horse of Another Color, never the same color in any two appearances.

>>29014922

>>29014937
He will be the color of the apricot crayon: the white people colored crayon. He's human is what 'm trying to get at./

Discord will not be any color at all.

>>29014981
>>29014981
well ok then

>>29015012

How about Twilight drinking cola?

>>29014960
Why is this not included?...
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14XCse2gA-GkyDq_TwlPZ8DJivPW8Wtu4MURp8bhbxU0/edit?hl=en_US&au
thkey=CPSCxIgD&pli=1

Discord will be corpse gray.

With green eyes... actually, he'll have eyes like Nyx, as much as I hate to say it.

Or at least I think it would be cool. You have to admit the little black thing has some cool eyes.

>>29015083
>reading the link board
>in 2011

>>29015072
The proportions on this seem a tad off. Not ssonic2 bad, but just enough...

>>29015099
No, I don't, because that's a false statement.

Discord will be pitch black with purple armor and green eyes
true story

Discord will look exactly like the giant cgi talking caterpillar from Strawberry Shortcake.

coloring

>>29014624

Alright.

>>29015075
Oh mah gawd. Ah gawt an uhrayuction.

>>29014937
Black and magenta.

U jelly.
U ALL SOOOOOO JELLY

Taking quickfic requests.

Let me have it!

Discord will simply be the waveform data of the voice actors voicing him. All of them at once.

>>29015111
What is ssonic2?

>Discord trapped in a rock
>Nightmare Moon trapped in the moon

I'm sensing a theme here. Celestia can only banish ponies into rocks.

Oh hey I made it into another EqD drawfriend post.

And I didn't even have to beg this time.

>mfw he is a regular stallion.

>>29015172
autistic pony commits suicide

>>29015139

That would be perfect if they want us to fear and hate him.

I hate that fucking caterpillar...

>>29015171
I have hundreds of crayons from elementary school around here somewhere.

Not in one box neatly so im a bit jelly

>>29014975

>>29015172
AJ's first week house-training Winona.

>>29015172
Gunslinger crossover. Please.

>>29015187
He's probably a shapeshifter.

>>29015083
It's already long enough, and I try to only include really pertinent information in it.

>>29015182
Artist that likes to draw plastic Sonic-style characters.

>>29015099
Wait, you mean Discord will have eyes like Nightmare Moon.

Because Nyx's eyes are like NMM's.

>>29015108

>>29015223
They're not quite the same. Nyx's are greener. Nightmare Moon has these sickly blue eyes.

>>29014975

The one that started it all.

>>29015171
Oh yeah? I got an original box before they retired the good colors. WHERE'S YOUR RAW UMBER GODS NOW

>>29015184
You're going to be in really high demand before you know it.

>>29015172
The secret in Applejack's chile.

Look what you did, your post made Twilight cry.

>>29015218
Haven't seen it.

>>29015216
Got any ideas that involve more characters? That idea feels a little limited. Be warned, I have a hard time writing Pinkie Pie well.

>>29015273
She vaguely reminds me of the HURF DURF OH GOD I'M RETARDED guy.

if they had this van but with ponies instead would you use it if it was legal.

>>29014970
Sauce?

>>29015273
Thanks Dooks!

>>29015273
NOW WITH SOME GOD DAMN LENS FLARE.

>>29015255
Old pics? Sure.

>>29015268

Oh god this!

>>29015303
Well, uh... Twilight helping various ponies (not essentially cast members) checking out books at the library that she lives over? And it being an unusually busy day.

>>29014975

>>29015171
GOD IT'S LIKE AN ARSENAL

>>29014937
I still don't think you can beat a dark color. It worked well for NMM

>Mon Fromage quand STILL noone comments on the goddamn fedora that I put in every picture I take.
You guys dont hate them, admit it, you just want to find something to bitch about in those meetup pictures, as though they dont make fun of themselves.

>>29015319
No probs, Thistle!

>>29014975
My oldest pony pic saved

>>29015343
Sure, why not.
Have it ready in a bit.

>>29015221
>not pertinent
Those updates are my most looked forward to part of this fandom...
And now, season two... I guess...

madmax drawing OCs for ponychan now?

>>29015171
I can hardly tell its there, I only noticed it once you said something.

>>29014975
A classic.

>>29014883

>>29015397
pretty sure she's been doing that for awhile

>>29015221
His figures have really off proportions.

>>29015366
What?

...Dude, I couldn't even see it until you mentioned it. What kind of resolution is that, 0.01 minipixels?

>>29015397
This gives uncle jesus.

>>29015397
It's called money, and ponychanners will hand over fistfuls of it for little to nothing.

>>29015397
Isn't that a character from Antipodes?

>>29015397
Actually, I think that's a character from that fanfic "Antipodes."

>>29014883
Benicio del Toro.

>>29015449
>>29015455
Knowingwherethingsarefrommind

>>29015437
Its a 3ds camera.
SO THAT YOU CAN SEE MY GLORIOUS FEDORA IN 3D
It probably didnt help that it was on a black background, though

Who's ready to marathon Season 1 right before the premiere?

>>29015369
Gotta link to your livestream? i keep losing it

>>29014883
>>29015420

Fuck that, this is where it's at

>>29015391
Ah, sorry.

I haven't had anyone else ask about it, and I didn't even know that googledoc existed until you posted it right there. If enough people want it in there, I wouldn't mind.

Mark Hamill as Discord would be excellent.

>>29015482

Shit, why didn't I think of this? This is fucking brilliant.

ill try another one i dont liek this one ...

the idea was there but it looks very...derp

>>29015391

This is scratch real hair color? Damn she is awesome.

>>29015366
Not many people pull off a fedora well. They aren't something you can just throw on and look good. You need a suit and you need the right face shape.

The people that are taking up a fedora seem to think that it will make up for any short comings in their appearance. Here is a tip, learn to look good without a hat, a hat is suppose to complete an ensemble.

>>29015491
MY STREAM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

www.livestream.com/dooks

The stream is over, actually, homework is calling me, so, i'll be finishing more stuff tomorrow.

does anyone know if my little pony is on rule 34?
>never thought of looking for it and when ever i google it, it says i'm a faggot.

>>29015530
That's why there used to be a whole range of hats to choose from on a day to day basis because not everyone could pull off the same kind of looks.

>>29015530
I love you.

>>29015514
>Trolls get all the youtubes shut down.

>>29015364
Let's mix it up a little. This should be Discord.

Rather, his pony form. He's been doing a little research on the Elements ever since he ran across them at the Gala and noted the fact that if they weren't bound so tightly by friendship, they would be forces for chaos in their own right.

>>29015561
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Friendship_is_magic/1

>>29015559
Aw that whomps

Well thanks anyway for coloring!

>>29015525
Actually, these are Scratch's real colors

>>29015569
>not having every episode downloaded

>>29015564
Not to mention the fact that, you know, you need to color coordinate.

You need to match your hat either to your suit or your coat. Or at least they need to both be in the same general color family, like a brown hat with a camel coat.

Postan' classic shit.

>>29015530

Good advice in a pony thread? I'm impressed.

>>29015561
You could just randomly google the ponies. 34 is sure to come up.

>>29015482
How about we just do a one-episode-per-night countdown.

>mfw there are exactly 26 days between now and Sept 17th, including today.

EVERYONE PUT ON S1E1 RIGHT FUCKING NOW LET'S DO THIS SHIT

>>29015530
Thanks for the visual aid. It does put things into perspective when you can see a fedora looking terrible like that.

>>29015603
This is a good idea

>>29015569
They're ALL down? ALL of them?

>>29015603
I can start a sychtube room if there is interest in watching the pilot.

>>29015603
Hey, that's a good idea.

Who's making the Synchtube?

>>29015632
I would watch it, lets do this

>>29015632
Do it. I'm in.

>>29015632
DO IT
If you don't have one just lets commandeer Jesus'

>>29015632
>>29015638
no need to gentlemen!
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus
http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

>>29015632
Do it

>>29015580
Don't see a difference...

>>29015632
Do it Leth.

>>29015171
>>29015530
>>29015564
>>29015594
FUCK YOU

AND FUCK YOUR HATS

>>29015625
All of them, all the youtubes are gone.
Every single one.
And that's terrible.

>>29015397
madmax will draw anything for $10. she has drawn a lot of nyx recently.

>>29015603
Is it too late to push for a Modified Viewing Order: FWF just before Winter Wrap-Up?

>>29015700
She opened commissions back up?

I decided to do another pony butt before leaving.
For you /co/.

>>29015670
Shut up, Jack, even YOU wore morning dress once.

>>29015700
...anything..?

>Discord

>Him not being a pony version of Sheogorath.

>In 2011

>>29015603
What's that Sandvich? Watch them all? Good idea!

Bleh, Sychtube doesn't work on my Firefox apparently. Got it up on chrome.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Lethallin

Ready if you all would like.

>>29015727
Dem roundy plo-
>face

>>29015778
but jesus is doing his thing

>>29015657
>>29015778
WHICH DO I WATCH

>>29015727
saved into my porn folder

>>29015700
>$10 for Nyx
>not all of Ponychan's money
I'm slightly disappoint.

>>29015802
BOTH!

>>29015778
Sorry leth, beat you too it.

>>29015600
RS I did that pic desert but thinking afterwords it took place in a tent at night. Did you see it before? I didn't expect to do anything in the background I was pretty surprised. Did the story go into detail about the tent? I should just look. Was this the one you wanted done?

>>29015778
Yeah, not going to run mine, I couldn't get it started fast enough.

>>29015756

Sheogorath is more randomly insane than evil. He's doesn't seek to rule the world, only stir up some shit.

>>29015700
no, that's legit fanart


she thinks Past Sins is pretty good

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Killallponies

>mfw all the mad

>>29015819
Yeah, it was a teepee. At night. With a fire.

was derpy always in the OP pic? i never noticed that before

will any of you guy be a pax

>>29015844
ugh...

women

>>29015817
Enjoying the stream!

>>29015874
Yep, might be wearing my CMC hoodie around, too.

>>29015874
I wish I could be at PAX. I never have the time or the money to go.

So I read about the rumors of Season 2 possibly premiering in late September. And just when I thought I was going to be done drawing pictures of humanized, Clampett-esque ponies, too, haha fuck. Oh well. I doubt the next season would air so soon, so if it does I'll be surprised.

I already feel like drawing fat Pinkie cheering someone on, sitting on the shoulders of two of her friends and weighing them down.

some new MS porn to jack off to

http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/131415571938-flarity_squirt.jpg

>>29015874
i might send one of my severed fingers

just to say that part of me was there

>>29015917
september 17th has already been confirmed sir

>>29015932
Her Rarity is such a wonderfully classy deviant.

>>29015856
I'm thinking purple or royal blue pillows. Fire behind Spike in the center? I'll just read already.

>>29015917
>nigger AJ

>>29015917
the hub confirmed it will be september 17th 9:30am pst

>>29015727
Man, you're like a real rule34 artist now.

I'm so proud.

>>29015932
>bestality
>Flarity

>>29015932
I'm not going to look at it, someone describe it for me.

>>29015979
PST?
that'd mean 11 where i live... not so bad, i may get a livestream

>>29015932
MEGASWEET
Y U NOT DRAW MORE HUMAN ON HUMAN?

>>29015979
Wait. That's a saturday.

Oh, fuck...

>>29015819
>>29015856
really i didnt do that one in base of Four Gifts original it was a Bareburn/LSH but i decide to make an altered version with Spike

>>29016025
Human Rarity is fingering squirting pony Fluttershy

>>29016040
>human on human

Ew gross.

>>29015948

That soon? Goddamn, guess I better get started, then. Granted, this fall semester I'm going to be busy as shit with the load and time spent outside of class that my instructors are already warning of, but I can still be present in the stream every Friday, @ 9:30 now? I wonder why.

madmax is having a contest to win a free commission. she says she will draw anything at all.

http://fim.413chan.net/art/res/26850.html#i27089

no anonymous allowed though lol

>>29016068
Sounds hot.

>>29016028
Mah time nigga.

>>29016062
The Braeburn one was up against a tree in the evening right? I want to try to paint these

>>29016075
its every saturday now

>>29015905
>>29015905
have pic of it

I wonder what'd be the story behind this pic.

>>29016075
Saturdays now, it seems.

>>29016127
You mean its target audience can actually watch it now? THAT IS GOOD!

>>29016127
saturdays? my god. I will be able to catch the streams then!

I liked the timeslot better when it was Friday mornings when all the kids were asleep.

DAT SULTRY, SEXY COME-BACK-TO-BED LOOK ON PRINCESS CELESTIA

>>29016129
Yep, sorta.

Also, use punctuation, please. Damn.

Does anyone remember the links for the Direct stream of The Hub, for VLC?

>>29016102
>free commission

That's just a request.

>>29016169
That not sultry, that's generic sexually aggressive.

>>29016170
dumb fabric

is it gold on the inside?

>>29016102
I don't think she really thought this through.
She doesn't seem to realize with FIMchan being as slow as it is, doubles are just too easy to get.

>>29016154
everyone hates you and no one wants to see your deformed obese humanized art.

Late night pony thread you say?

>>29016170
I recall a site had CMC blankets... Can't remember what site though.

>>29016198
Not yet, it isn't. But that sounds like a good idea for to make it warmer in the winter.

>>29016203
what the fuck? I never drew any humanized anything

>>29015417

SHE'S AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS

AND SHE DOES EVIL DANCES

>>29016217
http://elementsofbronyhood.spreadshirt.com/

>>29016204
Oh God, in hearing about Discord we've almost forgotten that we're going to get Luna in Season 2.

I hope she's kind of quirky.

>>29016169

Always brush your miniature princess 2 a day.

>>29016204
Fuck yeah night threads will be making their return.

I am quite excited.

>>29016204
Aw yeah!

>>29016235
I just hope she's neat.

>>29016230
And oh god I just noticed he has Big Mac bandanas fuck me must obtain.

>>29016229

AND WHEN YOU LOOK ITO HER EYES

SHE CAN PUT YOU IN TRANCES

>>29016260
I'd fuck you for a big mac banana.

>>29016242

Herp, 2 times a day.

>>29016230
That's it!

>>29016284
Beat me to it.

Overall, gold will continue its decline for the next three days, before rallying over the 2000 USD mark. Silver will rebound to 50 USD by the end of the month due to a result of more stimulus by Bernaki's summit this week.

>>29016272
THEN WHAT WILL SHE DO

SHE'LL MIX UP AN EVIL BREW

LOOKS LIKE HABSRO WINS AGAIN
this is masterlinks channel btw

>>29016169
Celestia is the one character in the entire show who makes me feel incredibly confused.

>>29016284
I'm going to invent a maneuver called the Big Mac bandana.

It will involve the butt.

>>29016062
I thought you had disappeared, Cal.

>>29016314
Danm you, Habsro!

Stream's over. I've forgotten how short 22 min can be while hanging out with friends.

>>29016314
>Here we go again.jpg

OH NO NIGHTMARE MOON TURNED THE DAY INTO NIGHT

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

I hope disco comes back and draws humanized porn.
Do you guys think we will get any new drawfags for s2?

>Jesus makes a Synchtube
>Episode 1 is over
>"LETS PUT THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL"
Stay classy, >>>/co/.

>>29016314
>not having the episodes saved on your computer
I believe there was a torrent somewhere that can remedy that...

>>29016317
Celestia is the new Amalthea.

Stupid sexy equines.

>>29016314
At least my episode uploads are under the radar enough to not get hit.

Though my views have been spiking recently.

Guys I want to break in my new crayons but my printer is low on black ink someone post something with not alot of lines for me to color in crayon

>>29016314
Habsrooooooo!

>>29016314

Ah yes, those three international multimedia giants: Hasbro inc, Hasbro inc, and Hasbro inc.

>>29016314
What is this, the 3rd time his channels been taken down?

>>29016142

When Bonbon talk about her FEELINGS for lyra?

>>29016347
Certainly. We get new drawfags all the time.

And suddenly /co/ is back

>>29016349
>you must be new here or just autistic.jpg
Oh wait, I forgot you're Mito.

>>29016346
PARTY!
ALLLL NIIIIIGHT LOOOOOONG

And fuck all of you who don't like the first two episodes.

Nightmare Moon is concentrated awesome, and they defeat her with pure magical girl brilliance.

And the ELEMENTS OF HARMONY ARE COMING BACK BITCHES.

>>29016354
Everyone wants to fuck the swan pony.

>>29016380
I used up my whole week's ration of happiness and jollity last night. Also fuck your face.

The US Dollar index will continue to decline, albeit at a slower rate due to some signs of recovery by a lower true unemployment rate. However, devaluation of the dollar will happen when a decision to double the amount of dollars currently in circulation as a means to pay off the debt will happen in October.

I'm a little inebriated, wut pony-related thing should I do?

>>29016346
I HATE CLIFFHANGERS

>>29016308

AND SHE'LL GOBBLE YOU UP IN A BIG TASTY STEW

SO...

Well, I've got sleep to catch up on.

>stays up for four more hours

>Discord
>Trapped in a stone prison
>sows terror and mistrust amongst the other
Someone draw a version of this with one of the main six.

Parasprites are the Ood hordes

>>29016415
Putt applejack in you're butt

>>29016414
This is actually discords plan.

>>29016385
I think that too. Their mannerisms are identical.

>>29016415
Break into the nearest horse farm.
Release horses into wilds of the suburbs!

>>29016415
Draw drunk ponies.

>>29016414
Isn't that what happened to Germany after World War One? And didn't that end terribly? And with Hitler?

>>29016375
Do you think they will draw humanized porn mr raging semi sir?

http://www.synchtube.com/r/commanderjesus

We're watching the 2nd pilot now. Get the fuck in here.

>>29016117
i just made the line art i didnt color them
>>29016323
no just busy

>>29016415
Draw a pony in MS paint and post it.

>>29016461
Not really, no.

>>29016447
Someone accused me of being Mito once, it cut me pretty deep.

>>29016429
WATCH OUT!

>That feel when you're afraid of your internet capping around the time season 2 starts

I hope for my sake it doesn't.

>>29016284
You'd fuck him for a what?
>>29016385
Hey man, what time zone do you live in? You should really get to bed, tweens need more sleep than adults do.

>>29016390
Haha! Pinky Pie as Dionysus. I can dig it.

Man...I haven't been on these pony threads in a while. Even though I've been here for a while, sometimes the fandom can get a little too much. I wonder if it would be too hard to ask for a Pinky Pie-Katy Perry/Last Friday Night crossover.

>>29016461
Germany was severely crippled by France forcing it to repay wartime debts, as well as placing severe restrictions on its industrial capacity.

Basically, Germany's hyperinflation was caused by a special series of circumstances all focused around France being an asshole.

Class warfare:
One side wants to win by making it impossible to be rich.
One side wants to win by making it easy to be rich.

>>29016468
undoubtedly. There are a couple of new ones from just the last month or show who have turned up to do porn.

Why, one of them just posted a pic of a human fingering pony Fluttershy.

>>29016360
COME ON I NEED SOMETHING TO COLOR

>>29016495
I can tell.

>>29016491
>I know that feel.

>>29016441
I expected a shit answer from Roogna. GO MAKE OUT WITH GILDA WHY DONTCHA?

>>29016496
I meant the devaluation of currency, but I'm glad to see that I finally remembered something correctly.
>>29016495
That's OPPP as Bacchus/Dionysus.

>>29016495
that's not Pinkie Pie
>Pinky

>>29016502
I sort of miss having /new/, just as a place for you Fox News viewers to congregate.

>>29016495
That pony in the picture is Berry Punch, our resident drunk pony.

>>29016496
Every non-religious war is the final stage of economic warfare.

Which ponies do you think would support Israel and Palestine?

>>29016496
Goes back a little further to Prussia humiliating France during Germany's unification.

People should have shut the fuck up and listened to Bismarck. He had so many irons in the fire.

>>29016491
ausfag?
>mfw nbn

>>29016495
that's Berry Punch buddy

Since Pegasus use the most readily available building materials can we assume that they're also the most economically poor race in equestria?

For fucks sake they all live on a floating factory.

you think this would happen

Corporations have more power than the government.

>>29016542
I cant dude, I am ike totally shitfaced right now, I'd probably cut myself on her beak or something.
and you guys posted all the oppp pictures I have

>>29016510
I'm still sad I missed that stream.

And Carnifex's today.

We need like...a stream tracker. Automatically detects activity in known drawfriend streams and alerts us.

>>29016562
Fluttershy.

>>29016617
I didn't ask for this

>>29016617
You mom has more power than my dick.

>>29016605
Wouldn't that mean more jobs?

>>29016610
I've always liked the idea that Celestia, despite being a goddess easily capable of destroying those bonds and incinerating you with a though, is into submissive roleplay.

>>29016495
pinkie pie/katy perry?

>>29016562
Celestia is a zionist

>>29016523
Color this

Fuck you internet, why you no let me focus?

I got the title down and have been starring at a blank page or flipping through random web sites ever since.

>>29016523
Stay inside the lines

>>29016633
Fluttershy would create world peace with this

>>29016669
I always prefered the idea that she'd be really motherly and helpful and encouraging.

>>29016669
The ones in power are also the ones who secretly yearn to be dominated.

>>29016617
At least the other politicfags were polite enough to post ponies.

Here, have some ponies. Well, pony-related.

>>29016695
Are you writing a porno script?

>>29016669

She rp rape with the royal guard, she is the little filly lost in canterlot.

sis forced me to wear diapers. She said I poop all over her bou-ti-que like a little moron. I don't know what she meant by that. But i don't want to wear diapers. Everypoony will laugh at me-

>>29016727
I didn't have an Adam Jensen pony to post.

>>29016722
This idea give me the most boners so therefore it is the best one.

2012 is where things start to get murky. Due to the continued collapsing economy and congress again failing to pass a budget in time again will have the US credit rating downgraded to an A. Citizens are glued to the TVs as usual during an election year, but also due to the supposed end of the world. Enough people quit their jobs to have an effect on the economy in both production and consumption.

Stagflation is the result and it seems as if the economy is about to collapse, but another war provides just enough of a boost to the economy to hold it off for another two years.

>>29016731
Nope, this: >>29015343

>>29016722
I'm okay with either.

>>29016758
I do

>>29016704
Can I pick a rarity out of the coloring book I have, instead?>>29016758
Denton is better, anyway.
Not to say Jensen isnt a badass.

>>29016746
How the fuck did you learn to write.

And who was stupid enough to give you writing utensils?

>>29016793
Why the fuck are we politicsing in a >>>/co/ thread?

>>29016723
interesting thought

There is not enough Celestia 34

I have a thing for the tall ones

>>29016793
>US credit rating downgraded
>implying the last one did anything

Interest rates actually went down instead.

>>29016793
>stagflation

someone draw a balloon deer to illustrate this

>>29016826
my guess is that's just rmongler bieng a dick again

>>29016746
>this is my fetish

>>29016795
I don't blame you, it's a very "everyday" idea. Not to mention the fact you have to pick who comes in, what they get, how badly they need it, how much of an attitude they get when Twilight, the socially awkward librarian, is having trouble finding it because she misplaced it two feet to the left, etc.

>>29016758
and

Discord will look like Pinkie Pie and act like 'cupcakes'.

>>29016826
Why do you constantly link to the board whenever you mention a 4chan board?

I thought only mito was retarded enough to do that all the time.

Celestia has the best hooves

>>29016722
It makes sense.

She's had a thousand years of lonely rule to get her behavior down to a science. She exudes the perfect mix of royal authority and maternal warmth.

Of course, as we've seen, Celestia also likes to joke a little when she gets the chance. You have to feel sorry for her, forced into so many stuffy situations when she'd really prefer to be more relaxed.

I want to see Celestia have some sisterly moments with Luna. Maybe we'll get to see her less composed side.

>>29016877
Why DO I do that? No idea. And Mito doesn't do that, nice troll attempt though.

>>29016877
I think he's mocking Mito.

>>29015603

Doo dee doo.

>>29016814
I can't write. I say it and pretend I just write it down instead.

The so-called "cold fusion" using palladium and salt water turns out to actually produce a positive energy return, but not enough of percentage gain to be economically viable even at peak efficiency.

>>29016916
Saved,printed,pasted all over my walls,called the police,got a tan.

>>29016620
>beakjob

>>29016916
That's okay by me.

>>29016916
Yay I did something!

>>29016903
I wasn't, but I suddenly had the most genius idea to become a satire of everything Mito is. Dude, you are a fucking genius. Thank you.

>>29016869
Not to mention Twilight's reaction to how many ponies are suddenly flooding her place of living, causing a lot of noise, probably making a mess, re-shelving books in all the wrong places, etc.

Going by how much her library is used in the show, Ponyville must be full of illiterates.

>>29016970
Just shut up, Mito.

>>29016916
wait, did i just miss a stream??

>>29016890
You know. I am actually glad that they were able to make a princess like this. It's much better then the oh so perfect Disney princess. She has those moments where you just know there is something more to her, but they don't let it come out.

I can't wait for Season 2. I want to see the anger, the silent fury that only someone of her age and experience can portray correctly.

>>29016936

>I can't write. I say it and pretend I just write it down instead.
>sweetie's diary

>>29016951
>cold fusion

They fucking disproved that more than a decade ago. Anyone pinning their hopes on cold fusion for the future is a dumbass.

>>29017007
Yes.

>>29017010
It's not as cool when you realize that she's supposed to be a queen, but Hasbro made her into a princess to sell it better.

>>29016827
Think about it; for an untold millennia you have complete and total control over everything, including the sun, moon, and stars. No one questions you, you are all powerful.

Now take all of that away and you are left with a fragile child who is going to be destroyed by cock.

>>29017024

If he's talking about 2012 eschatology, there's a pretty good reason to not to listen to him about cold fusion.

>>29017023
I blame the schools

>>29017047
But it winds up working out because you can't have two queens, but you can have two princesses.

Unless you're CS Lewis, then you can have kings and queens everywhere.

>>29016936
Sweetie, are you taking your medication like you're supposed to?

>>29017047
Eh I don't blame them. The Queen is evil stigma has become way to ingrained.

I think it also fits better with the "Two sisters rule together, neither are above each other."

Princess Celestia also has a better ring to it then Queen Celestia. Just rolls off the tongue better.

>>29017023
my hooves are too clumsy...

>>29017089
Meh. The younger sister of a queen is called princess. Don't see why they'd have to have the same title.

Now it would be interesting if Equestria was a vassal principality to some larger power.

But....

>fanfiction

>>29017131
I did my part to reinforce said stigma, and it was a lot of fun.

>>29017185
But the point is that Celestia and Luna were supposed to rule Equestria together. They have equal authority.

>>29017104
yeah, about my me-di-cat-iont. Rarity said that it's too expensive and she stopped buying those. She give me apples instead.

>>29016460
>>29016478
Damn you guys

which pony would own a bar?

>>29017213
When I reach the gates of pony hell and they ask who sent me, among those listed will be sweatshirt

>>29017213
My dick twitch just a little bit.

>>29017274
Fluttershy. Big Mac is her bouncer.

>>29017278
>>29017290
Horsefuckers. Jesus Christ.

Hey guys, Stonershy and Poppin are streaming pony arts

Come and watch

http://www.livestream.com/idliketosmokeatree

http://www.livestream.com/poppinarttime

>>29017269
Perfect.

>>29017251
But Sweetie, Apples can only do so much. Ya haveta try hard if you want to succeed!

>>29017314
underage horse fuckers...

>>29017274
Twilight.

She would study the effects of mass alcohol consumption.

>>29017314
Jesus Christ does not fuck horses. Ask him yourself, he's holding a Synchtube atm.

>>29017360
That's true. He was a shepard. He fucked sheep.

anyone else remember this?

>>29017352
>She will realize i am in there far too often.
>Will have to learn to break into supply room.

>>29017314
You must be new here.

>>29017376
He was a carpenter actually. The shepherd thing was a metaphor.

>>29017379

>>29017379
Very

>>29017379
wasnt there
but lol'd

>>29017352
>She will realize I am in there far too often.
>Holy shit a talking horse.

>>29017405
>implying his entire existence wasn't a metaphor

>>29017338
Huh? But apples are so sweet. Well only some of them. These brown squishy ones which sis simetimes gives me are yucky.

Aw, what the heck. Time for a two-post quickfic!

The final digit of the first picture reply determines genre:
1-3 - mythic/epic
4-6 - shipping/friendshipping
7-9 - adventure
0 - grimdark

The first text reply will have two words inserted verbatim into the story.

>>29017314
You have no idea Jetfire.

My mind has been utterly sodomized by this.

>>29016579

Yep, mate.

>>29017440
Last I heard they still include him in the history texts.

Whether or not he exists isn't the question most people focus on. What people get hung up on is whether or not he's God.

>>29017453
let us see what we shall see?

>>29017453
Blathering Blatherscythes.

>>29017447
Those ain't Apples, Sweetie.

>>29017474
Too bad that pic doesn't exist

>>29017453
Filly Lyra and BonBon playing games together, plz.

>>29016491
>internet capping

Why would you be on a network that would have a cap?

>>29017405
I was gonna make a joke about him being a carpenter and having wood, but in retrospect it seems stupid.
So, instead, have some Applejack getting cancer.

>>29017504
I have it, and would post it, but there seems to be mods about

mebbe later

I used to get so bent out of shape over pony porn, but then I fapped and then I didn't care any more.

I'm glad that's over.

is there human ponies porn?

>>29017515
because australia is unreasonably remote

>>29017502
>let us see what we shall see?
Yes. We shall. Starting writing process now.

>>29017504
But it does.

The guy who posted it called it "Stretchy Twilight"
There were about 4 sex toys in it, including the one twilight was using.
there were two dildos that were red, and had a weird top. There was a but plug, and something that looked like a purple dog toy drenched in cum.
She was gripping a pillow, Blushing hard. It looked like she was screaming.
There was drops of cum dripping off her tail, and down her legs.

>>29017314

Chilled, candy flavoured marshmallow pony semen.

Solar flare fries several regions' power grids causing a temporary blackout nationwide. This also provides an opportunity to restructure the grid as a whole into a smart grid. This grid creates its own internet and soon after "hackers" discover the speeds faster than current cable due to the low amount of people using it.

Despite repeated attempts at enforcement, the number of hackers grow with the result of the government declaring the internet a utility and starts pricing it as such. IPv7 is then quickly "invented" for this new internet and makes IPv6 and below inaccessible due to the security constraints needed to maintain power security.

Human revolution or dr who before I go to bed.
DECIDE FOR ME I'M BAD AT DESCISIONS

>>29017556
I don't care and I haven't fapped to it. Which is odd, because I can fap to almost anything. But these ponies can't get my dick up. Oh well.

>>29017487
There's no historical evidence he existed, and he's of no historical importance if he did. The only people who care are the people who already believed in him anyway.

>>29017568
well put on your big boy pants and paddle the continent closer to japan, I thought you aussies were all about extreme sports, paddling a continent should be right up your alley. j/k, sucks you got shit net access, wish I could help in some fashion that doesn't involve money in any way shape or form cause I'm nearly broke myself.