SO SEASON 2 IS TRULY CONFIRMED FOR SEPTEMBER 17TH.

How do you guys feel?

>>29004781
impatient.

First new hate sage for ponies

One day, they'll hang you all and it will be the best day ever.

>>29004781
I could eat a horse.

>>29004781
Full of pent-up anticipation, and happy that we finally have new content. God, the wait will be tough.

>>29004781
Like I'm going bananas

>>29004781
Hopeful

>>29004800
Shit, we got saged, we'd better shut it down.

We had a good run, guys, I'll miss you.

>>29004781
kinda worried about how it's gonna turn out

I shouldn't be but

something feels off

>>29004781
Pumped.

Really didn't expect it this soon, suppose I should rewatch season 1 sometime before then

.

>>29004821
I'll miss you anon.

>>29004781
I don't care. I'm not going to be able to watch it anyway when it comes out so you faggots better get it up on the nets.

Would anybody like to read my new fapfic?

It's about filly AJ and Little Mac losing their virginities. to each other

>>29004851
Why not, Klondike? Will you not be available or something? Surely if you don't have Hub, you can be there for a stream?

>>29004774
>Sweetie Belle
>Playing Club Penguin
>With Cherry
>Her mom keeps checking


that whole post

>>29004846
you won't do it.

>>29004851
yeah, it's stupid, that weekend is literally the only weekend I haven't had free in fucking months

>>29004808
WELL, YOU BE GOING BANANAS,

ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

BEEYETCH!

>>29004750

Now do a picture of Pinkie Pie as a mormon missionary

>>29004865
No, because Applecest sucks

>>29004876

>>29004876
God... you just... just... you...

god you suck...

>>29004866
If streams yay... but I doubt it. Last year streams filled way too fucking fast. I can only see the same thing happening this year. And no I don't have the hub

>>29004876
>>29004902
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES THIS NEED WORDS.

why are there pikmin in my pony general?

>>29004865
go hump an open jar of fire ants.
>>29004877
I didn't draw that and can't draw for shit.

>>29004904
You can always watch it on joowz.
if you don't mind being with /b/ and ponychan bronies

>>29004865
But that contradicts your other AJ Big Mac stories

WHAT ABOUT CONTINUITY?

>>29004781
AFTER MY BIRTH DAY?!

TRULLY THIS IS WONDERFULL NEWS

MY BODY IS READY

>>29004904
I know how you feel about not having the Hub, shit sucks. But surely there'll be streams? I wasn't here for the rush, is it that bad? I mean, the fandom is bigger, there'll be more streamers, even if there are more fans, I assume.

>>29004923
WELL THEN MAKE ONE WITHOUT WORDS.

>>29004923

why would you expect people who liked unfunny, shit flash animations to be able to do anything right?

>>29004943
what is this joowz.
I have never heard of this joowz.

>>29004828

OH GOD WHERE IS CARROT'S TAIL

>>29004944

Continuity wasn't requested.

>>29004942

So that's a yes then? Well here it is.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/103fVAgaAm21AQkehLWFFMC-W2ImQZSrWkOgjvXNdhNE/edit?hl=en_US

>>29004957
>Talking about unfunny shit flash animation.
>In my a MLP general.

>>29004934
because they're colored like the mane cast.
I also like pikmin, so there's that.

>>29004970
http://joowz.com/

He streamed the last 10 episodes of Season 1 in good quality, and there's no viewers limit.

>>29004955
>>29004957
>>29004984
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE ITS FROM THO

>>29004953
Problem is that the percentage of useless idiots is way higher than previously, and thus streams will also fill faster. We still don't have anyone on /co/ who will be streaming. Only /co/ will have at least 150 viewers, that's 3 livestreams.

>>29004970
Joowz usually just replays DBZ, but he streamed several of the last episodes live before the season ended.

It was nice, because you had to do some kind of subscription bullshit to chat in basils channel at some point

>>29004996
>>29004996
>>29004996

OKAY, WE HAVE SISTERS IN THIS CARTOON
ENGAGE STANDARD PARENTAL IMPLICATION PROTOCOL

bzzzzzz
wrrrrrrrr
clang clang

Err Dude or dudette who wanted that Apple wizard comic from some time ago. Are You around here by any chance?

>>29005025

basil is going to stream

>>29005035
Someone needs to tune this fucking thing up.

God, you guys are fucking faggots.

>>29005035
Now that you mention it. Both the sisters that exist in the show are implicated daughters of said sister.

>>29005009

Just yet another person trying to ride on the Newgrounds "LOLSORANDUM" coattails through flash animation.

>>29005071
IN FANON, IN FANON. Forgot about that part.

>>29005062
Sir, that's a mirror you're talking to.

>>29005062
It's true

>>29004978
no.
I meant that you need to go hump a full jar of fire ants.
preferably in a way that results in you getting bitten by said fire ants

What is your pony sexual fantasy?

I want to be laying down while the mane 6 simultaneously stick their big sexy asses in my face and then grunt, strain, and sigh in relief as they squeeze massive shits onto my face and chest, then follow up with nice long hot streams of piss that I desperately try to swallow. Meanwhile, my cock and hands are busy pleasuring the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

>>29005095
>Implying this isn't the only way RS can get off anymore.

>>29005071

No, we still haven't done that to Luna yet.

>inb4 Luna is Celestia's daughter

>>29005095
You're saying you want to request a fapfic with fire ants and pikmin?

>>29004978
>Ponies, by and large, are an ususpecting lot. They don't lock their doors at night

oh lawd

>>29005071

The Rarity one's pretty funny, but the other is just uncreative.

So what was Fluffy doing this morning?

>>29005025
That sounds much worse than I'd imagined it to be. But looking at this "Who's Who" document, there were a fair few streamers beforehand, surely some of those will be coming back? I wish I could help more, but the only Americans I know aren't cartoon types and I'm a britfag.

..."--And then this one time, I managed to fit gummy in my urethra! But then it started to sting so I had to pull him out but then it felt good because of his ribs so I put him in again and then out again until my entire body shook with excitement and then I was tired so anyways that's what I did this morning!"

>>29004781
Giddy as fuck

>>29005123
no.
just no.
though a good pikmin/MLP crossover would be nice.

>>29005153
a teensy bit off the chart.

>>29005143
Giddy as fuck

>>29005106

holy mother of god!

thats awesome

why isn't this is /b/?

>>29004781
I was so excited, I exploded TWICE!

>>29005143
>urethra
I don't think you know what that is.

>>29005113
Ever had an antjob? Full. Body. Orgasms.

Anon who wanted this redo. You're around?
>Yeah I'll shut up after this try.

>>29005189

>why isn't this is /b/?
>why isn't this is /b/?
>why isn't this is /b/?
>why isn't this is /b/?
>why isn't this is /b/?

>>29005170
pikmin x MLP fapfic. Got it. Looks like Fluttershy's thinking insertions.

>>29005189
I think I just reached enlightenment.

>>29005192
"It's my pee-pee hole.

why would I not know this?"

HAHA


this is my personal fanon now

>>29004781
I'm in a fucking pony general thread discussing ponies because I fucking love ponies and friendship and magic, how the fuck do you THINK I feel?

Bodily, I am unbelievably unready
>mfw

>>29005206
Believe it or not that was actually not me.

besides I'm content with just a brown shower by Pinkie and Mrs Cake. that guy's just going overkill.

>>29005139
Apparently if someone has a good internet connection, they can re-stream other streams, many were doing that and it's a great way of doing it. Sadly my connection is anything but good, I really can't help with that. But I'm sure /co/ has a bunch of people with good enough connections for this.

>>29005279

Faceless, you're small time!

>>29005225
>Implying any fapfiction can be good.
you didn't read the whole post.

>>29005305
quality>quantity

>>29005293
I've streamed before, and my connection's stable enough to run HD media over a stream, I guess I could do it? I'd have to get into a stream first, but if no one minds SD quality and all that it's definitely possible.

>>29005279

dude faceless, im in to a whole hell of a lot of wacky fetishes.

but i just can't get into the idea of being covered in shit.

help me out here, explain the appeal?

>>29005259
Now THIS needs a fic

hasbro taken down all the MLP episodes from youtube for copyright claims. so im not happy at all does it really hurt them that people watch it on the internet???

>>29005194
brb, fireant mound.

And then Rarity said when I put my helmet on, I will be able to fly. So I tried climbed to some very high tree. It takes me all afternoon and I get nowhere and I was all sore and bruise. Dumb bark is so slippery. So I climbed to high cliff from which that blue pi-ga-zuz... what's her name? Rainbow hush! She take off from that very cliff. So i go there. Helm om my head, I started flapped my hooves and I jumped. I have to do something bad because it didn't work. Now my leg hurts and it hurts when I breathe. After I hobble home and told Rarity what I've dome, she's got mad and started cried to me. So I hide in drak closet under stairs. Now I'm really tired but I cannot sleep. It hurts so much.

Be right back, gonna watch the first 3.5 gen episode.

>>29005321
Extreme carnal depravity/humility depending on the angle of entrance to the fetish, E.G: Former; horny as fuck and feeling experimentative. Latter; BDSM humility.

It isn't really something that can be explained to others. either the idea doesn't make you throw up or you hate it.

Check out my new wallpaper!

You are the most loathsome people on 4chan. congratulations.

>>29005358
don't
no
that's not good

>>29005342

Hmm i love incest but i hate applecest thats something huh.

>>29005339
There you go, spot on.

>>29005321

When it's shit coming out of the sexy stretched-open butthole of the one you love, it is glorious.

>>29005349
For all we know trolls could have done it, no real official statement was released. Considering how dedicated some people are to hating MLP, it would not surprise me at all if 2-3 people went through the videos and reported them.
Also, yes it works that way.

>>29005363

yeah i guess i can see it.

ill keep trying

>>29005383

also dude your role playing is easy to spot, you always use quotation marks, and lots of spoilers

>>29005357
That's our Sweetie Belle!

*crowd laughter, cue in theme song*

>>29005374

>>29005403
Not to mention the fact that they fucking misspelled Hasbro

Summary of typical ponyfag show

>>29005403
Apparently Hasbro confirmed. But there are plenty of videos still up.

Hasbro doesn't know what they're doing.

One time I edited an human pony coloring to change twilight from black to white skinned. It became the default version. A few months later, someone else edited that version for an Indian twilight.

What color do you like?

Who is the artist? (I searched for "Hizzacked" and nothing turned up). Or, at least please post the others so I have the whole collection.

So I finally watched this show, and I love it. Pinkie Pie is my favorite so far, this show is so goddamn awesome, reminds me of the Powerpuff Girls. Fuck anyone that says you're not allowed to like it. This shit is cute

>>29005374
OH JESUS H. FUCK WHY

>>29005418

>>29005441

>and then they played a song about singing songs

alright, that was pretty funny

Seriously, I'd like to hear what your pony sexual fantasies are.

>>29005417
>I'll keep trying
hoo boy. Pointers: IF you're going for a tasting, make sure participant/you feel like going on the bathroom. It will taste vastly less bitter than the alternative of after-toilet use feces.

My personal angle for it is the idea and concept of consenting to erotic scatplay, indulging in something so widely regarded as taboo plays a lot of emotion with me.

>>29005441
This gets me every time.

>>29005468
But I have to ask, is the orange one racist?

>>29005461
Hizzacked tends to post his work on hentaifoundry, not sure about other places.

>>29005461
Look up "Terrible artist"

>>29005468

would you let her shit in your mouth

>>29005461
Slugbox or something like that I think

>>29005459

that's horrifying
Applejack doesn't have her freckles

>>29005459

God no, Princest is waaay better and twinspacest.

>>29005503
undoubtedly

>>29005461
I'd say it was by Slugbox, but it doesn't seem quite right. I'm seconding this artist hunt.

>>29005468
>This shit is cute
Then do yourself a favor get out of here as fast as you can, because you will start thinking it's sexy instead of cute. At least until Season 2 starts, there will be nothing here but porn.

>>29005459
I find this very impolite and rude good sir.

Applejack is an upstanding citizen of Ponyville and would never think about doing such impure things.

>>29005506
>>29005521
It's not slugbox
Have this:
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user-hizzacked.php

>>29005487

oh no, im not going that far, just fapping to the idea of it is as far as i go

>>29005521
Yes, it is. You have my utmost gratitude, dear sir.

>>29005563
Oh.


...you could've said that, you know.

>>29005507
I find bic mac's freakishly huge neck more distracting

>>29005536

I know! People are just plain weird here.

>>29005507

Haven't you ever heard the expression, "I once fucked a girl so hard her freckles fell off"?

George Carlin said it.

>this thread

>>29005594

well im not ruling anything out.

>>29005591
Except it's not, the one your responding to is but the pic in question is >>29005547

>>29005426
you mean horrible English, right?

>>29005459
reported for furry porn

>>29005617

ALCOHOL?

>>29005479
>MLP + DP
I cringed a little.

Mainly because I know what would happen to Fluttershy but also because of the art and the whole concept of this picture.

>>29005617
Trolls.

>>29005617

>>29005536

What's impure about loving your brother and taking care of his manly needs? Only the most generous and loving sister would give of herself so kindly.

>>29005547
Ah, you're right, it's a bit different. Thank you as well.

>>29005495
you mean scoot?

shes just a chiken
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWR_297jJmg

Hey /co/, how has your day been?
I just got my pharmacy tech certification test results in the mail, now all I need to do is figure out how to make a spare $100 so I can pay for my fingerprinting

Also I shaved my head right after I found out to celebrate

My hair was really long and itchy, it needed to be done. And I never realized how thick my neck is. So now when I take my shirt off I look like a bare-knuckle boxer

>>29005637
>>29005656

PONIES DRIVING PEOPLE TO DRINK GENERAL?

OH-KAY THEN!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3ryX7Fhy0

>>29005646

MLP + Double penetration happened long ago

>>29005717

alcohol...

>>29005601
Pretty sure the whole thing is an edit.

Can't remember who fucked who in the original.

>>29005711
How about you fuck off to /soc/, you antisocial piece of shit?

Huh. why do I want to see this ponified as Trixie?

"The Great and Powerful Trixie once hoofed two foals and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents."
-Trixie on sport

>>29005741

alcohol! *hic*

>>29005724
You have NO idea how often that joke has been made... NO IDEA!

>>29005750
>Killing Foals Of Boxing.
I LIKE IT

>>29005744
It was an OC on Applejack, some white-blue-foxxy thing

>>29005746
>trying to strike up a conversation
>antisocial

yes his post is horribly off-topic but that made no sense

>>29005711
Congratulations! I know what it's like to shave a long head of hair to carry on with life. Good luck making the money, and hey, looking like a bare-knuckle boxer isn't too bad, Brad Pitt handled it pretty well in Snatch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK4Z7QlqnX8

>>29005634
damn, did that actually work?

>>29005750
>When nobody was looking, Pinkie Pie cooked 40 cakes
> that's as many as four tens
> and thats just for one party

>>29005750
Would the past tense of hoof be hoofed or hooved?

>>29005613
>>29005613
>>29005613

Clang clang
beep beep

>>29005794
Now we need a fapfic which contains "This filename is not a fapfic excerpt"

>>29005744
It's just magical to see someone commission porn of their oc fucking a character, then someone edits the picture so nobody even remembers who the oc was

>>29005794
I'm not sure which I prefer, fapfic excerpts or boops.

>>29005813
>and that's an indicator of obsessive-compulsive disorder
fixed

>>29005717
>"Drinking pony is the best pony..."

Indeed.

>>29005815
fist - fisting - fisted
hoof - hoofing - hoofed

..Does anyone know where to get individual cutiemarks?

WELL THAT WAS FUCKING SHIT.

HI THERE FELLOW BRONIES! ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER HOUR ANOTHER PONY THREAD AMIRITE? HAHA! ANYWAYS LETS POST OUR FETISHES. AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT LET'S ALL CIRCLEJERK THE TRIPFAG. GOD I LOVE TALKING ABOUT TRIPFAGS IN A PONY THREAD! AND SINCE PONY THREADS ARE ONLY META ANYWAYS, EVEN THOUGH WE COULD TAKE THAT SHIT TO SOCIAL LIKE THE MODS PRETTY MUCH INSISTED, LET'S SHITPOST IN THE HOPES THAT THE USERS WHO MAKE THE PONY SIMULATOR VIDEOS WILL USE OURS! YEAH! THAT WOULD BE A HOOT! HERE'S AN UNRELATED PIC TO SHAKE UP THE THREAD A BIT! BOY I LOVE PONY THREADS!

>>29005854

Foal alcohol syndrome!

>>29005869
I told you! I told you it was shit, but you didn't listen! G3.5 is the worst fucking thing. The worst fucking thing.

>>29005807
Like the top comment says, its on the front page.
http://www.topgear.com/uk/

>>29005859
try the vector archive.

Faust said ponies don't drink alcohol.

>>29005880
Yay!

>>29005894
Indeed it is.

>>29005903

faust can fuck off

>>29005903
>somebody spiked the punch

That was a CYA move

>>29005910
Faust said ponies have sex

>>29005903
They do have salt, though, which apparently has a similar effect. Why we don't get more fan content focusing on salt rather than alcohol eludes me, because it sounds like a pretty cool alternative.

>>29005891
I should have listened. But a friend made me watch it.
I am going to kill him for it.

>How to detect someone who never watched MLP

>1. linking to Brownies and thinks he has now a point
>2. Bronies are bad! Everyone who watches MLP are Bronies! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>3. getting mad at reaction images

If you are one of the above three, you are a casual on the internet.

>>29005909
>Now all I need is to see the Stig listening to Winter Wrap Up while testing out a new supercar on the Top Gear test track and I can die happily.

Oh god that would be glorious.
Tearing down the track.
~Winter wrap up, winter wrap up!~

>>29005958
Oh god yes

>>29005934

because the idea of eating vast amounts of salt doesn't appeal to anyone except horses.

i say, bring on the ponies with booze!

>>29005903
No, she said ponies that drink alcohol aren't socially accepted, which just makes her drink more

>>29005947
You listened to someone you know, and presumably like and trust, over the random tripfag on 4chan? That's crazy!
He does deserve a fucking beating. Surely he'd heard of how terrible it was? Mind-numbingly shit? On all counts?

>>29006003
Until her foal gets sick of her shit and sicks the pony Cleaner on her.

>>29005957
>not liking ponies makes you an inferior being on the internet

Not to piss on your parade but that's like being second best in the retard competition.
Sure you didn't win but at least your not THAT retarded.

>>29006037

thats not really what he said, dude.

>>29005979
I don't know, man. I salt the fuck out of everything I eat. Sounds like a recipe for enjoyment to me.

Booze is cool, I guess, but come on, surely we can try something new?

>>29005934
the booze is just saltwater with names we find familiar

>>29006019
I think that is why he had me watch it.

>>29006064

Im okay with this

>>29006037
Did I ever mention that liking Ponies makes you superior?

It's the internet, make others mad or you get mad.

/co/ I... I don't know what came over me.

Oh god, what have I become?

>>29006062
>oh boy, i fucking love salt
>omnomnom
>fuck I need some chips to go with all this salt, its so good

>>29006064
>>29006079
I think that's fucking genius.

>>29006072
Your friend is a despicably clever troll.

>>29005957

Nah, there are plenty of people who've watched the show and didn't like it, or don't see the appeal.

It's just a matter of not being a petulant Internet dweeb about it and moving on to something else.

>>29006101
>typical tripfaggot wanting attention

How about you fuck off and die already?

>>29006101
That's a lot of writing

>>29006064
So wine is burgundy-colored salt water?

Ew. But whatever floats their boat... or better yet, SHIP.

>>29006101
a fursona that just scribbles on bits of paper and calls it done?

sounds about right

>>29006101
Is that your OC?
It's Beautiful
>>29006110
He is such an internet troll.

>>29006101
What do you mean "Become"?

You've ALWAYS been an autistic piece of shit.

>>29006118
More like Episode 1 and 2.

>>29006103
anon you know me so well
and then you add some steak to go with the chips, some vegetables to go with that, then some condiments, and then some salt for the steak

>>29006101
You were born that way, Nathan. You have an extra chromosome.

>>29006151
Just like you?

>>29006134
It's a red pen for corrections. The pic is for this pre-reader bio post coming up.

>>29006122
we get a lot of fics.

>>29006121
I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN DIE.

>>29006151
and when FACELESS calls you a piece of shit, you know he's talking from experience

You don't mind the constant scat jokes, do you?

Wait...

WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT!

If salt = alcohol then what purpose do chips have in ponydom then?

>>29006151
second

>>29006101
Looks nothing like you

>>29005958
>Stig starts with him velcroing a pony onto the dash
>Rainbow Dash on the dash

Oh god I can only imagine

>>29006169
Hey now that's discriminating. Mito has autism. Lumping me together with him is hurting his delicate feelings.

>>29006186
>Beer chips.

>>29006101

Someone will photoshop your face from that bronycon.

>>29006174
>i've got better things to do than die

No you don't.

>>29006185
If I gave less of a shit I'd be constipated.

>>29006174
Nathan, did you really say "Nathan is one of the best writers in the fandom" back when you started using the Pagemaster name?

>>29006186
> My chips are moving on their own

>>29006186
Are we talking proper British chips or American chips?
Anyway, I assume they're delectably illegal contraband, available only to the worst of the worst of the organised career criminal pony population, tearing the lives of anyone who comes into contact with them apart.
Either that or they're potatoes.

>>29006233
I guess constipation is sort of like orgasm denial for you then

>>29006253

>>29006174
>I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN DIE.

LIke hanging out on the internet, discussing pastel colored ponies while basking in false sense of importance of having a name on a mostly anonymous imageboard?

Sure, I believe you.

>>29006243
No, I just said he (I) was decent. I pointed out my flaws too.

I definitely hold myself above Past Sins level.

>salt discussion

Thank you guys for reminding me that fighting is magic isn't out yet.

jerks.

>>29006282
I'm actually working right now, if you can believe that.

>>29006285
well, yeah, but so am I

>>29006273
Half-Half. works as edging as well.

the feeling when you just can't control it anymore and a huge load erupts after edging so far... by the gods it's the greatest feeling ever.

>>29006279
I heard this in Celestia's voice.
And enjoyed it.
My corruption is slowly reaching its climax.

>>29006285
So if I go looking in the archives I won't find anything more than that?

>>29006285
>Holding oneself above Past Sins.
Well duh, it is kinda hard to dig under that thing.

>>29006286
I gotta tell you, that's stretching out.
But nevertheless, stay salty!

>>29006285
>I definitely hold myself above Past Sins level.

But you're not.

>>29006318
I know it's not exactly saying much, but at least all of my work has been well received.

>>29006326
I don't remember every little thing I've ever said. I know I wouldn't be the first guy in these threads to pull something like that.

>>29006362
well then say that, saying you're above past sins level is like trying to say you're a nice person by comparing yourself to stalin

>>29005717
I need the hardest drink in the house.
and make it a quintuple

>>29006362
>I know I wouldn't be the first guy in these threads to pull something like that.

Well, Lucid got caught samefagging. But he wasn't complimenting himself.

Who else do you think does that, Nathan?

I just realized that if "Past Sins" is considered the utmost, horrific bottom of fanfic then what lies BEYOND?

What happens when you go deeper?

>>29006388
Point taken.

>>29006414
sweet apple massacre

>>29006411
RagingSemi.

>>29006414
It's not by any means the worst. The quality, while poor, is greatly exaggerated because of it's widespread popularity.

>>29006414
You would reach the plane of existance that must not be spoken of, for it would elicit its harbinging upon us.

Has anybody tried the drinks yet? I'm curious about how they taste/feel?

>>29006414
You awaken the cosmic horror Shoop-De-Doo-Oth

>>29006414
it's not the absolute bottom in any area, it's the combination of a bad idea, poorly executed, with barely passable english. Any one of those three could easily be made worse, but then the fic would be unquestionably terrible. I'd say past sins is about as bad as you can get while still being accepted.

>>29006439
You think so, huh? What makes you say that, Nathan?

>>29006466
he's jealous of your popularily and has delusions of grandeur

So what would you guys like to see in season 2?

>>29006414
It's not the worst. It's not good or particularly terrible, just mildly bad and terribly overrated.

Pre-reader here, I've seen some shit.

Delivering Colors!

Inking Pinkie pie Comic atm.

>>29006479

>>29006479
The dreaded Christmas Episode. I want to know how they handle the biggest holiday of the year, the Winter Holiday, even if it's with some shitty analogue.
So maybe a Summer Sun Celebration minus the return of Nightmare Moon, among other things?

ITT: Mito dicks around being ubermeta

>>29006483
You do realise there are OTHER sites for fan fiction, right? You're not some gatekeeper keeping the bad stuff from us, you're keeping it off EqD, not the internet

>>29006500
dammit dooks link your stream

>>29006500
hey Dooks, think you could color a picture I had in mind?

>>29006466
I'm not sure. It just seems like every thread you appear in you are either being praised or shat upon. The disparity in the opinion and how it fluctuates strikes me as odd.

I can't offer any proof, it's just an assumption. I don't hold it against you at any rate.

And why the hell hell is everyone specifically calling me Nathan in their posts? I left that behind.

>>29006537

second

>>29006535
>you're keeping bad stuff off EqD

d'ohoho

>>29006479
inb4 Valentines day epp.

>>29006553
Seventh.

>>29006479
More sweaty ponies

>>29006535
I know that, but I highly doubt many of you stick around fanfiction.net for any reason. that's where the worst of the fics we've received have come from.

>>29006549
because you're obviously trying to escape your reputation, but you have that reputation for a reason.

Thus, everybody should know you're nathan.

>>29006549
But Nathan, you yourself praised me endlessly before I started writing porn. But you don't like porn, so now that everybody who praises me must be me samefagging?

>>29006558
I didn't say he was good at it

>>29006563
>Valentine's Day episode

YE GODS! THE SHIPPING/FAN RAGING WOULD NOT STOP!

>>29006537
I'm not streaming, yo!
But i will in like 5 minutes.

www.livestream.com/dooks

>>29006538
Sure.
If it's NSFW i'm going to loose my shit


Also, a fixed version of ths pic.

>my little circlejerk general

>>29006592
I'm sure Faceless can help you with that problem...
Infact, I know he'd enjoy it.

>>29006286
i want this now

I have two stories.

Now, before we start, you should know that I work retail in a very small store that belongs to a very large chain.

The first story is this: we've recently redone our entire toy section, an operation that took three days and seven people working nonstop throughout their shift. We now have a My Little Pony section. I visit /co/, so I know that My Little Pony is a big deal at the moment, but I've never seen it, or would had anything to do with it whatsoever... if it weren't for Pinkie Pie.

We have a Pinkie Pie toy, a doll about a foot high, that talks. Specifically, she says two things: "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" and "I can walk!" The latter is accompanied by her moving her stumpy little legs. These phrases are motion-sensitive. She will 'see' people walking by and decide to introduce herself: "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" Two days ago, I was sent to clean toys by straitening everything up and making sure that everything's where it should be. You can imagine what happened when I hit the My Little Pony aisle.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!" "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" "I can walk!"

It wasn't long before I had decided to kill myself, but those feelings left me shortly after I moved on to the Dora the Explorer section. Which is good, because stabbing myself in the chest with a unicorn wasn't having the right effect.

>>29006592
Color refs:
http://images.wikia.com/monsterhunter/images/0/0e/Weapon461.png
http://www.paperninja.net/monkey/mh2_4koma/armors/49.jpg

>>29006622

dohohoho

>>29006581
>RagingSemi
>Not samefagging as everyone in the general at once.

>>29006630


The second story involves a brony.

I was called to Sporting Goods to make a key for a customer. Now, he looked normal enough, but the key he wanted me to grind was black, with little fake-diamond stars and a crescent moon on it. I wouldn't have thought much of it until he described what he wanted it for. See, he was going to write a fanfiction, he told me. About himself and his friend. The two of them discover this magical key that can transport them to Ponyland so that they could have adventures with the ponies. He also bought a little horseshoe charm to go with it.

So my experiences with My Little Pony haven't been great.

>>29006630
Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!

>>29006630

that sounds really awesome

how much do the pinkie dolls cost?

>>29006630

There are people who dream of beinf in your position.

>>29006666
BEGONE, SIXTH COMING OF THE SATAN

>>29006571
But you guys LIKED me until I revealed I was Nathan. Or at least respected me.

I wrote stories, took requests, participated in worldbuilding and nobody gave a damn about who I was. And now suddenly over a month of good standing is washed away because of some fuck ups i made in the past.

>>29006662

yeah, this show attracts some really damaged people.

the ones without shame are the worst.

>>29006680
My store sells them for around twenty dollars, I think.

>>29006414

>what lies BEYOND?

Probably nearly all the fapfics we have currently available. The dialogue, grammar, and overall presentation of them is generally all fucking terrible. Semi is one of the worst offenders for dialogue and grammar. Nanaki and Faceless aren't too far behind.

>>29006630
One day, you will go home after a long day of retail, with the screaming kids and bitchy customers.
You will lay down on your bed, the one relaxing thing you have had all day. Your fatigue will slowly get the best of you, and right before you drift to sleep. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!"
"And you will never walk again."

>>29006592

Rarity looks better without the shade.

>>29006696
I can walk!

>>29006633
Hngg, can you convert it to .jpg? or take ot the transparency?

I'm getting a black box while importing on SAi

>>29006581
I didn't say that. I just said it was odd that the opinion reverses so many times in between threads. There never seems to be a middle ground.

>>29006662
Ahhh, Hasbro, their inability to make toys anyone without mental retardation wants, and Bronies, the otherkin of pony fans that nobody except themselves really like.

>>29006699

i dont ever remember liking you.

actually i dont know anything about you

what'd you do as nathan?

>>29006666
You know who else is Pinkie Pie? Satan.

>>29006699
But we didn't like you as Pagemaster, you faggot. In fact, we had you figured out as Nathan almost right away. If it wasn't you complimenting "Nathan" without any reason to, and your attention whoring, and your autism, it was your retarded stories about Queen songs.

>>29006727
Save file to your computer and then open it up.

>>29006662
I dunno man, this second one doesn't sound very legit...pics or it didn't happen...

>>29006715
Mmm...

We'll just have to hope no-one decides to go INCEPTION on this issue.

>>29006630
>>29006662
I am sorry for your horrible experience. You have met the worst possible fan of the show. We wouldn't hold it against you if you killed this person.

As for the motion sensitive Pinkie Pie toy. I had no idea that even existed, I hate those things, so annoying.

>>29006739
Organized attended a meetup and played along with the trolling and image shoops taht followed it.

Apparently that's a cardinal sin here.

>>29006699
Yep, pretty much. Do you know why?

Because you're noticably different when you're on the defensive. You're bitchy, whiny, and fuck up threads. That you even felt the need to "come out" as nathan shows a lot about you.

Here's my advice: Drop the trip entirely. You're alright when you're not bitching about anything, and dropping the trip will at least mean you stop bitching about people not liking you.

>>29006695
I know that I'm lucky to be employed, but retail is the most irritating job I've ever had.

>>29006549
Of the people shitting on Semi, how many times was that just you? I mean, I saw you doing it a few times with your name still on, but I'm betting at least half of it was you. Especially every time you complained about Semi calling people prudes, or about how he's already written all the SFW stuff that he wanted to.

>>29006742
One month's wait is going to be murderous, but yeah, you guys in the MLPG have put up with so much worse. More looking forward to Season 2 than the EOA anyway, weirdly enough.

>>29006726
...When in the show does this Pinkie gif show up, if you don't mind my asking?

>>29006761
Welp, i feel stupid now.

Thanks.

>>29006785

yeah that meet up picture didn't help our standing.

way to go, dumbass

>>29006760
Why would the Queen stories tip you off? And whenever I defended "myself" it was because somebody else brought me up first.

And people like the Queen fics.

>>29006662
Well, here on /co/ people just like the show

>>29006806
Swarm of the century, when they're rolling away all the parasprites

your favorite pony is now in the last non Mlp cartoon you watched.
on a scale of 1 to 10 how funny is it?

>>29006806

swarm of the century

>>29006807
No prob, it's quite a common mistake. Usually my png gets converted to bmp when I drag-drop transparent files from here, etcetera, so that happens as well.

you SHOULD feel ashamed for even considering using .jpg though.

>>29006770
I'm dead serious. When you work retail, I don't think you count as a person, so people tell you all sorts of really disturbing stuff.

>>29006782
It was just weird, man. I didn't know how to react to that sort of thing so I just nodded and smiled.

Remember when Poultron posted a picture of his fat self wearing the Twilight Sparkle cutie mark shirt and he stopped posting with a trip up until recently? Good times.

>>29006833
And the fandom. and the shipping. And some of us don't hate the community.

>>29006821
The spamming. The inability to determine what the songs are about. And the shitting quality.

>>29006840

Applejack in "The Road to El Dorado"?

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here...

>>29006834
>>29006842
Cool, thanks. It's been a while, great episode. Seeing as we've seen Pinkie is fairly proficient in the use of multiple instruments, how would you guys feel about an episode centering on Pinkie and music in Season 2? Revealing that she's actually a talented musician or something along those lines? I think seeing her pursue a career in music, similarly to Green Isn't Your Colour, and getting to know some of the background ponies through that might be swell.

>>29006726
ITS GET'N CLOSER!!!!

>captcha: Voltaire

AWWW SHIITT

who else is going to a brony meetup to watch the first episode

>>29006770
second

>>29006549
You posted >>29006101

You brought this on yourself

>>29006860
They really do, people who want to say stuff that they wouldn't say to someone they know comes out quite often.

>>29006893

kill yourself?

>>29006886
>pinkie joins a garage band
excellent

>>29006840
>Doesn't watch cartoons.

>>29006865
Yeah, I remember that.

>>29006840
>>29006840
>>29006840

Pinkie Mononoke. Fuck yes.

>>29006877
It is legitimately worrying that the last non-MLP cartoon I watched was also Road To El Dorado.
Anyway, Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie as Tulio and Miguel? Funding it. Funding it so hard.

>>29006866
>fandom
no
>shipping
yes
also you forgot to mention that a bunch of us fap to ponies. But other than that /co/'s rather good, and at least we don't rub it into others' faces.

>>29006865

i never understood why someone would post a picture of themselves if they were completely unattractive

just attention whoring, i guess.

>>29006893
...That's not a Reddit shirt is it?

>>29006791
The only reason i revealed it is because EqD is putting together a post about who all the different pre-readers are. Since it was going to come out anyway, I figured I ought to get it out of the way sooner rather than latter.

>>29006805
I've never complained about him as a person. Fuck, I've even got a request on his to do list. "They all made out, but none of them made it out alive"

>>29006874
>Spamming
Nope
>inability to determine what the songs were about
Nope. I took the themes of the songs, not the literal messages.
>Shitting quality
Both of them were well received here.

>>29006840
I think the last thing animated i watched was that 5 minute sneak peak at the Aquabats super show or w/e the name is. Before that, i have no idea. Also I dont know where that show is going so idk.

>>29006840
Cartoons... cartoons... Animé counts too right?

>Mrs Cake in Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
2. A few cameos and such. Then comes the sad parts.

>>29006917
What's that super cool snake tattoo on your arm!? Oh.

>>29006896
Like I said, it's for a thing EqD is putting together for the pre-readers.

>>29006893
i am going to the meetup near me to laugh at the bronies

>>29005779
MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF PONIES!

Fuck this, I'm out.

Be back latter to take a request, I feel in like writing something tonight.

>>29006933
>implying attractive people who post pictures of themselves aren't also attention whores.

I don't have an issue with fat/ugly people posting pictures of themselves. Just when they act like some kind of pariah after people start making fun of them.

>>29006967

yeah sure, to laugh at them.

forever alone, much?

>>29006987
come back without the trip, maybe you'll be better recieved

>>29006967
but they aren't bronies
that's from that "look at this fucking hipster" tumblr damn it
bronies have less in the way of beard

I have no fucking idea what's going on in this thread, so I'm starting a new topic.

>earthies
>measurably better at anything than unicorns and pegasi

>>29006987
Don't forget to take your suppressants and daily alcohol intake you waste of space!~

>>29007010
>unicorns
>pegasi
>better agriculturalists, machinists, engineers, physical workers/labourers than earth ponies
>mfw

>>29007010
>unicorn not top tier of their society

>>29006939
>I've never complained about him as a person. Fuck, I've even got a request on his to do list.

That's good to know. Off the list it goes. Accusations of samefagging is one thing, but I can't abide by liars.

>>29006860
When I go to the store all I can think about is getting what I want and leaving. I hate talking to you guys, it just makes it too awkward.

The fact that he had to tell you about the story either means that he has autism, or he was trying to justify in his mind what he was doing.

Seriously, I like the show and all and might write some fanfiction every now and then. But that's just plain disturbing. I would never go up to a stranger and tell him about how I am writing a fanfiction about a show that he probably has no idea about or even cares for.

>>29007005
Anons are always well received unless they are trolling. That's the p.us side of staying anon.

Having a name just makes you a shit magnet.

>>29007010
They have the numbers, the physical strength, stamina and durability. They kick all the ass.

>>29007055
>Shit magnet
So that's why Faceless is always here.

why are most fans of this show sexually attracted to the characters

>>29007055
zzzzZZZZING!

>>29007097
Because they're hot.

>>29007010
The pegasi are faster, and the unicorns are more adaptable, but the earth ponies just keep going. When you need the job done fast, go elsewhere, but if you need it done right, they're your ponies. Untiring, unstoppable, and unshakable.

>>29006805

>Of the people shitting on Semi, how many times was that just you? I mean, I saw you doing it a few times with your name still on, but I'm betting at least half of it was you.

Don't give Nathan too much credit, I like to shit on him too. Always a good time.

>>29007054
People will tell you all kinds of shit, somehow being behind the counter takes away the whole "random stranger" inhibition for some people. Justification isn't uncommon thought, although usually its to make what they are buying seem less weird, not sure about Anons case up there.

>>29007097
Over exposure and internalization of normalcy.

>>29007123
I thought you said you were leaving.

>>29007097

>>29007123
>>29007135
>Shitting
>shit
>shit

Goddamnit, so close to a jackpot. REROLL

>>29007097
because they're really quite cute, with personalities we find appealing
and as time goes on you realise how nice their curves look, how much you'd like stroke - or pull - their mane, or tail, and realise just how far you'd go

>>29007050
I never complained about you as a person. I've enjoyed you in threads and enjoyed all of your stuff that I've read. I've passed on the porn stuff until now because I discovered a premise idea that I found to be intriguing.

But yeah, I've never complained about you, only commented on the effect you had on the fandom with your fics. Ad hominem is not my thing.

>>29007055
>Anons are always well received unless they are trolling.

Unless you are recognize and call you out.

>>29007147
That's not nathan samefagging. You can tell because he doesn't praise nathan as the second coming of christ

>>29007162
Consensual sex in the missionary position.[/spoiler

>>29007175
Nathan, dear, either you get the fuck out of here pronto or I'll start ERPing with or without you.

>>29007050
> Accusations of samefagging is one thing, but I can't abide by liars.

I can't get a read on this one. Troll or not?

So just to clarify: Who here is sexually attracted to ponies? I'm not. I just think they're cute.

(Please don't let me be in the minority here)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7pFbrF2IzA

why did you do this to me

>>29007175
Nathan, I've seen you, with my own two eyes, accuse me of ruining the fandom. In fact, you just implied it again. And, upthread, you accused me of samefagging.

Don't piss on my hat and tell me it's raining.

>In the premiere episode “The Return of Harmony – Part 1,” Discord escapes from his stone prison and Twilight and her friends act quickly to find the Elements of Harmony to stop him.

oh fuck

is dat a MALE villain?

>>29007210
The odds are 1:3 you're going to be the minority.

>>29007210
I also hope you're not in the minority, but unfortunately I can't add to that.

It just happened, man, I didn't want it to. It just did.

>>29007210
I'm not.

NO CIRCLEJERKING ALLOWED

>>29007097
We're not. Aside from a few scattered faggots and trolls here and there.

>>29007210
I think real ponies are fucking disgusting. If I were magically transported to the cartoon utopia? I'd fuck the shit out of those things. So would any man with a working libido.

>>29007236
He represents the danger of a boyfriend splitting apart girl cliques

>>29007228
I didn't say it ruined the fandom. If I thought the fandom was ruined, I would have left.

You did play a big part in the popularization of clop, just like you played a huge part in the popularization of grimdark. The fandom wasn't ruined, just changed and I didn't care for some of the changes. I'm sorry if I've ever offended you in any way with those comments, that wasn't my intention.

>>29007236
>inb4 accusations of anti-hegemonic feminist matriarchal agenda sentiments against phallocratic, utilitarian, sexist Hasbro executives

I wish I knew more buzzwords.

>>29007210
Can't help you with that.
Like >>29007243 said, it just happened.

>>29007270
I like that plan.

And when I'm done with a colt or a mare and pull out, it'll ooze out like brown white-stained purée

>>29007097
I'm sexually attracted to their [i]personalities[/i], man.
I'd still fuck the shit out of Twilight, though.

>>29007210
I'm not

>>29007208
A false accusation isn't necessarily a lie. It could just be retarded.

>>29007302
You don't understand the concept of "GET THE FUCK OUT ALREADY" do you?

>>29007322
Who wouldn't? I mean, she'd need a few hours to read up on it, but I could kill time by going to sugarcube corner or something

>>29007236
Huzzzah! Hopefully he won't be a total wimp.

>>29007241
Darn it, Faceless you are the sole reason like ms cake as much as I do and I'm not entirely sure how to feel about that

>>29007210
I just like them, not sexually attracted. But these threads' corrupting influences are starting to get to me.

>>29007317
Like this.

>>29007339
MS did a bunch, check paheal or fimchan threads.

>>29007323
>Implying you have a choice.

>Entire thread is bitching at Pagemaster because people don't like him for whatever reason.
>Pagemaster desperately trying to defend.
>>His efforts are utterly futile.

>>29007339
Really? Come on, man. Maaan. Come on.

Come on.

Really?

>>29007317

>when I'm done with a colt or a mare

hell yeah bro

bifags 4 lyfe

>>29007353
I do, I just don't give much credit to your orders.

>>29007244
>>29007264
>>29007323

Cmon lurkers, come out of the woodwork. It's okay not to want ponysex.

im not a furry but i jack off to ponies both cartoon and real. I havnt fapped at all in about 2 weeks though, i am not sure why i am telling you this.

>>29007395
>doesn't understand the difference between orders and good advice
>confirmed for ASD